THE SCURVY CREW IS NOW BACK FROM ITS RESTOCK!!! APOLOGIES TO ALL PEOPLE THAT DID NOT HAVE ORDERS FULFILLED WHILST WE RESTOCKED. ALSO PLEASE ACCEPT OUT APOLOGIES FOR THE CUSTOMER SERVICE WHILST WE WERE OUT AT THE FIELDS. WE ARE NOW READY TO ROCK AND ROLL AND ALL ISSUES HAVE BEEN DEALT WITH!!!

Happy roading people! ACE!

We have so many new and exciting things to announce when we come back next week :) BE EXCITED!!! Check out our review thread for more information on the happenings of TSC :)
Link: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94723.0
Love and kisses my Loves! <33 TB


WELCOME!
The Scurvy Crew is here to bring you Weekend Kits, Opium and weed and the HIGHEST QUALITY MOROCCAN HASH the Silk Road has to offer! Members of our crew include ACE the boss (and the brains) and sexalicious TrashBox, your go-to girl in the community forums and customer relations rep, and TK, our runner ;)

Our regular stock includes:

Extremely high quality hash from Morocco and the middle east. This is direct from the source! Here’s a youtube video of the beautiful countryside where this AMAZING hash originates:
**Clearnet Warning** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvVD2yHfk64

~ Ketama Sativa
~ Delicious Pakistani Pollen Plaque
~ AK47 Hash

OPIUM
~ High Quality Spanish
~ Highest Quality Bayer (fresh from the Pharmy’s fields, surely they don’t need it all) *Caution* This opium is genetically modified for a much higher morphine content. Please be cautious and DO NOT USE if you are new to opiates.

WEEKEND KITS
~ Sexy Seduction Kit
~ Anti-Boredom Kit
~ These are ever-evolving but tend to include opium, 2cb, MDMA, and NBOMe. All include our famous high quality hash. See individual listings for complete list of contents.

Newbies! In addition to the Buyer's Guide here, check out this AWESOME forum guide created by our friend White0ut
Link: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=140099.0

USA buyers: We sell bitcoins for cash. No ID required. Message for details with BTC in the subject line.

UK buyers: For a quick and easy transaction we suggest you buy your bitcoins from one of our favorite vendors FromOneToAnother
Link: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/e889d89625

Now, before you scroll all the way down to our delicious listings, we need to go over a few important things. Please read through this ENTIRE page BEFORE you make your first purchase with us. Thank you!

Table of Contents
1) NOTICES (this section is mainly for our regular buyers and is updated regularly with news about products and sales)
2) FEEDBACK (also updated regularly so we’re always sharing our most recent reviews)
3) TERMS AND CONDITIONS (read carefully BEFORE placing an order with us)
4) PLACING AN ORDER
5) SHIPPING & PACKAGING
6) COMMUNICATIONS
7) PGP PUBLIC KEY

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NOTICES
+ Due to our recent 3/5 feedback from a blacklisted buyer WE NOW CHECK THE BLACKLIST FOR EVERY NEW BUYER WHO PLACES AN ORDER. If you know you are blacklisted DO NOT ORDER, we will cancel it.

+ USA Domestic Hash Sales COMING SOON

+ Our delicious Spanish Opium is back in stock! We have a bit more than last time, but it will likely go very quickly, so ORDER NOW!
Check out our opium reviews in the "Best Opium on the Silk Road" thread:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=52684.60
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FEEDBACK
Link to our review thread and AWESOMENESS on the forums: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94723.0

Recent feedback C&Ped; from our review thread/ FB page (updated May7th ’13):

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting... these guys were fast as lightning!!!"

"Shipping is discreet and well within the time range listed on profile. Product is A+++++++, definitely for serious connoisseurs. Vendor answered questions promptly and helpfully. One of the best on SR"

"High quality product, You got to love the Scurvy Crew"

"6/5 this has to be my absolute favorite vendor to deal with!!! all around!fast and polite communication!fast shipping and AMAZING gear!will come back again and again!"

"These guys have the BEST HASH ON S/R their professional attitude is second to none. And they will go to any end to ensure customer satisfaction....scurvy crew i love you"

"You are the number 1, really good hash, smell and taste are very good, and now i'm really stoned!"

"Once again the Crew comes through. Looks, smells and tests AMAZING!! Above weight too. Nice and discrete as usual. YOU GUYS ROCK!@"

Ketamine:
"FE for my most trusted and beloved vendor. SR has been too undependable lately and I want to make sure TSC gets their money. <3 Super fluffy, actually a bit over-weight, and hit me very very nice. Smooth s-iso fosho! Pre-cooked so it was powder with some crystal chunks. Great as always."

Sexy Seduction W/E Kit:
"Delivery fast, packaging perfect. Quick and friendly comms.I really love this listings btw, its cheap funny pleasing even before testing it. I totally recommend this to anyone, esp couples."

BTC Sales:
"VERY fast and clear communication, Awesome customer service! funded as promised with zero delays. Very friendly and helpful as well, definitely will highly recommend! Thanx TSC! ;-) "

"- Ketama Sativa: 5/5
soft at room temperature, nice to handle, oily, bubbly when lighted, smooth, spicy taste, intense smell, clear high. i feel like i am in
morocco when i smoke this lovely hash :D

- Pakistani Pollen: 5/5
hard at room temperature, looks very dark, soft when warmed by hand or lighter, bubbly when lighted, rich aroma, spicy long lasting taste, smokes very clear, not too harsh. kicks in smoothly but heavy ;-) somehow this seems to be my secret favorite.

- Moroccan Sativa: 5/5
very soft at room temperature, intense, afghan-like smell with a decent
note of weed. not so bubbly as the Ketama but still bubbly. Hash has a nice light color. It is very tasty when smoked. This one also smokes very
clear. Gives you a very nice buzz :)

Service: 5+/5
best customer service i've ever encountered on SR. fast responding,friendly communication. btw fastest shipping, 1 business day for over 2000km of distance. And i got 25g+ for free as a contest prize!"

"So, I place an order with these folks late Tuesday night, and early Wednesday morn' it's already in transit. Good God I wish other vendors here were that responsive. I seriously can't wait for my op."

"I've ordered opium from The Crew before hence my continuous orders haha its great stuff! The shipping is always discreet and the product superb. The opium was a nice pliable consistency with shiny sinish on the outside that is easily workable with the hands. This opium has great appeal to the eye as well with its rich dark golden color and enticing aroma of the essence of "earthiness" which I absolutley love! (think I'll have to have a bit right now....) This is some top notch opium with a high that is euphoric and very very relaxing..."

"Shipping/Communication: (perfect) The Crew and I have had many conversations and have reached many great deals so far. They always respond quickly especially considering the number of orders they need to process and they are always polite and respectful to their clients. TSC has become one of my "inner circle" of vendors who i favor over others because I have complete confidence that my order will exceed my expectations!"

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TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Customer satisfaction is very important to us. If something goes wrong we will do everything we can to make it right. We are an honest bunch and when you deal with us we expect the same from you. With that in mind, please understand that the following is to protect not only TSC, but you and the entire Silk Road community, as well. Sadly, like many other vendors, we have had issues with buyers trying to scam us. So in order to keep our prices low and to ensure every transaction goes as smoothly as possible we’ve had to implement some rules. If you do not meet these requirements we will be forced to cancel your order:

** All transactions are done via the Silk Road Escrow payment system with BTC only.

** Buyers must have at least 3 successful SR transactions before placing an order with us. NO EXCEPTIONS

** Buyers on the Vendor Blacklist please DO NOT place an order with us. We check EVERY buyer before we accept an order. If you do not meet this requirement please do not message us and ask for an exception.

** USA, Canada and Europe only- a 50% refund or reship can be arranged.

** AU ONLY- no refund for missing packages. We offer the option of a reship with tracking number. However, Aussie buyers with less than 4 purchases, more than a 10% refund rate OR over 30% auto finalize rate will receive NO refund and NO re-ship.

** All other refund and re-ship claims will be dealt with on a case by case basis

** We reserve the right to cancel an order and issue full refund without notice

** No refunds after a reship. You must finalize before we post the reship.

** We will not accept orders to Poste Restantes


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PLACING AN ORDER

Please provide your information as you would address an envelope since we C&P to ensure complete accuracy:
Full Name
Street, house number
Area Code
CITY
COUNTRY

Please use your REAL NAME or the name of someone who is known to live at delivery address.
We HIGHLY SUGGEST you use PGP encryption when placing your order. It is for YOUR protection, not ours. Here are some links to help you get started:

Tutorial by forum member astor which is easy to understand. -
http://32yehzkk7jflf6r2.onion/gpg4usb/

Gpg4usb download for Win, Mac and Linux. -
http://gpg4usb.cpunk.de/download.html

You’ll find our public key in the last section.

Upon package arrival, please finalize the order as soon as possible. Note that feedback can always be edited to include a review of the product at a later time.

We have added an 'ADD ON ITEM' shipping option to some of our smaller quantity listings and Weekend Kits. Please add shipping to the biggest item of you order and use the 'ADD ON ITEM' option ONLY in the following circumstances:
1) you are purchasing more than one listing
2) total weight of all listings is under 40g
We will be forced to cancel the order if you do not meet these requirements.

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SHIPPING & PACKAGING

We ship Monday through Saturday. All of our packages are DOUBLE vacuum-sealed and STEALTHY!

Estimated shipping times (this is just our best guess based on feedback from buyers, times are NOT guaranteed):
Spain: 2 - 4 working days
EU: 3 working days - 4 weeks
US and Canada: 1-3 weeks (US domestic shipping of hash coming soon!)
AU: 3-6 weeks delivery. AGAIN, no refund for missing packages, only the option of a reship with tracking number. Aussie buyers with less than 4 purchases, more than 10% refund OR over 30% Auto Finalize will NOT receive a refund or re-ship. Sorry, Aussie friends :(
Rest of World: 1-6 weeks

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COMMUNICATION

The Scurvy Crew is here for you! Feel free to message us with any questions. DON'T BE AFRAID TO USE THE SUBJECT LINE. Put whatever you want in there, just don't leave it blank. The only questions we ignore are the ones that are answered here (for instance, "when will my package arrive?")

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