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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 03, 2013, 12:55:37 am »
That's like a deck hand applying for a captains vacancy. No chance sonny Jim, you have to be asked it's invitation only. You have to be a little autistic too.

That's like a dick hand applying soothing lotion to a captain's penis. Lots of chances Johnny, come meet me at the sugar shack tonight. You'll have to be a little artistic too.
Lmao...my my this little Nigger has worked hard......

I think he's got a thing for you.
I don't suppose it will help if I explain I'm not Homosexual?

Still in the closet are we?

Fucking hell I cannot wait until John see's your avatar, that is fucking hilarious :D (sorry John but my god you have gotta see the funny side)

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Off Topic / Re: USAmericans, God I Hate Them
« on: November 02, 2013, 04:09:33 pm »
#15 is way off.  You must not be aware of the craft beer revolution taking place in America.

I am sure there is a humongous cratf beer scene but I think we are talking about the brands that skip over the pond.

you gotta admit that they are shit, not as bad as that aussie piss but not far off.

I would actually put most mainstream Australian beers in the same category as the American ones, fucking horrendous! I would rather lick the back seat of a mini cab than drink Budweiser.

We do have nice beaches though.

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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:57:07 pm »
That's like a deck hand applying for a captains vacancy. No chance sonny Jim, you have to be asked it's invitation only. You have to be a little autistic too.

Oi I am not autistic I'll have you know Mr Baptist, fucking cheeky bastard ;)

thats why your not in the senior management anymore.   ;D
B-zinga!

How mean :(

hahahah fuck me what a journey it was though, doubt that movie they are making will come anywhere near the forums, can you imagine it, who would they get to play coachella I wonder?
no offense meant bud just lol xD it was funny how being called non autistic was a zing xDDD

Mate I laughed too, it was a very witty retort.

cunts.

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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:54:01 pm »
SS I take it you never been online dating!!!  Good sense of humor.

He he, that's a conservative estimate.

Well according to coachella I'm that black dude from POF ;)

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Off Topic / Re: What happened to freedom of speech on the forums? :(
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:52:28 pm »
Oh how wonderful, this again.

You do realize this will just keep going around in ever decreasing circles going nowhere, with subject matter this emotive logical argument and reason just gets drowned out by those baying for blood.

Has anyone ever seen any real CP material on these forums? no.

All we have had is arguments like this, you can rehash it all you like but the forum rules on this matter are clear, discussing CP like this is not breaking any rules, those trolling for a reaction generally doesn't break any rules either, it's just some sad sack looking to stir the pot and set off another one of these stupid arguments.

But on the flip side isn't it good we can have these discussions and when the mods talk about defending freedom of speech this is precisely what they are talking about, your right to speak your mind in an open forum without being censored.

Now please people and I say this sincerely, get a grip will you ;)


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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:41:48 pm »
I think we would need 7 different thespians to portray Coachella.

Only seven? c'mon lets make it at least somewhat realistic, they will need at least 50.

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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:40:59 pm »
That's like a deck hand applying for a captains vacancy. No chance sonny Jim, you have to be asked it's invitation only. You have to be a little autistic too.

Oi I am not autistic I'll have you know Mr Baptist, fucking cheeky bastard ;)

thats why your not in the senior management anymore.   ;D
Ha ha Zig I was going to run with tha, but thought better of it....SSBD has a cracking sense of humor.

yes, I agree. you need a gsoh around here lately.

Ooh an acronym I haven't heard of, whats gsoh?

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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:39:20 pm »
Ha! sorry SSBD.......you're a legend I will be running a campaign with the primary goal  of  re-instating  you.

All good John, I'm quite enjoying the early retirement and freedom to say whatever I want now, mind you I don't recall ever really holding back that much anyway so I guess it's not that different :)

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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:36:30 pm »
That's like a deck hand applying for a captains vacancy. No chance sonny Jim, you have to be asked it's invitation only. You have to be a little autistic too.

Oi I am not autistic I'll have you know Mr Baptist, fucking cheeky bastard ;)

thats why your not in the senior management anymore.   ;D
B-zinga!

How mean :(

hahahah fuck me what a journey it was though, doubt that movie they are making will come anywhere near the forums, can you imagine it, who would they get to play coachella I wonder?

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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:30:35 pm »
That's like a deck hand applying for a captains vacancy. No chance sonny Jim, you have to be asked it's invitation only. You have to be a little autistic too.

Oi I am not autistic I'll have you know Mr Baptist, fucking cheeky bastard ;)

thats why your not in the senior management anymore.   ;D

Touché :)

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Off Topic / Re: Becoming a Moderator?
« on: November 02, 2013, 03:26:56 pm »
That's like a deck hand applying for a captains vacancy. No chance sonny Jim, you have to be asked it's invitation only. You have to be a little autistic too.

Oi I am not autistic I'll have you know Mr Baptist, fucking cheeky bastard ;)

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Its fucked we have these people amongst us. I like that SR has a political and ideological belief to it. Maybe all the crackheads will migrate over to BMR eventually, we can hope.
The real question is how the fuck does a crack head have a PC and not sell it?

Savings from the FE scams.

I still don't get how such a crazy motherfucker could be so lucky?

I've had friends much smarter than this bastard get shot dead so they certainly didn't have the same luck.

Lucky? in what way has he ever been lucky? he has been banned on SR 5 times, he didn't even manage to withdraw the FE'd funds before the IS account was demoted so he can't even pull an FE scam properly and the others just got banned routinely as soon as they were confirmed as being owned by coachella.

When I said the saving from the FE scams I was taking the piss, I sincerely doubt he has made any money from his SR accounts or if he has it's very small potatoes. The reality is he isn't really interested in being a vendor, if he was he could easily fly under the radar and just vend but that's just too hard for him, he hasn't been able to maintain any semblance of normalcy for longer than a few weeks before all the other trolling crap overtakes everything and he implodes.

He is however persistent, I will give him that if nothing else.

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Its fucked we have these people amongst us. I like that SR has a political and ideological belief to it. Maybe all the crackheads will migrate over to BMR eventually, we can hope.
The real question is how the fuck does a crack head have a PC and not sell it?

Savings from the FE scams.

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does he seriously do meth?

Yes and if you read the posts of some of his accounts they are often in meth related threads and the coachella seller account was if my memory serves me correctly primarily a meth vendor. he normally has plenty to say on the subject of meth, often accuses all the other SR vendors of selling RC's instead of meth, claims he makes it himself bu then it was only a few weeks ago he said he was ripping trees up in the forest to extract safrole to make MDMA.

Anyone catch the hydro shrooms episode? fucking hilarious, he hand picked some shrooms, glued them into a polystyrene cup and floated them in a bucket and pointed a lamp at them, voilĂ  hydro shrooms.

When the coachella account was banned closely followed by the InfiniteSource one that was when I first became aware of him and what he was capable of as that was when he called SWAT on one of his customers.

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I'm honestly getting worried about his mental health. I'm not even kidding on that one.


Im with Libertas on this one.

A lot of you seem to regard his delusions as funny, but in reality it is just sad.

I think that there is little doubt that Coachella is mentally ill, and in desperate need of professional help!
I have seen a lot of crazy theories from this individual, but lately it seems as if he is becomming more and more incoherent, and what started out as seemingly trolling, seems to have developed into a full blown psychosis!

If this continues I genuinely fear for the safety of everyone around him!

Coachella: If you are reading this, please seek help! This is not an attempt to mock you, but a genuinely concerned plee!

I actually thought he was in a full blown meth induced psychosis the night SR was taken down, he was trolling me from multiple accounts and it was when his doxxing claims first hit the forums.

Like you say it was amusing at first but a part of me was slightly perturbed as I suspected his mental health wasn't the best. Well that was a full month ago now and there has been no let up in his trolling which has me wondering what is really going on here because he would have deteriorated a lot more by now if it was a psychotic episode and if it was a manic phase he would have crashed and burned by now into a depressive slump, if anything the intensity has just kept on increasing.

This has also been going on for nearly 9 months now an the format hasn't changed too drastically during that time, how many of you remember the following:

Coachella420
InfininteSource
MindBlower
ScammerHoundDog
DealerOfDrugs
DoD
Hallucinating Horse

.... I could literally go on all night there have been so many, probably as many as 20+ alts and shills on these new forums alone. And then there is the reddit subreddit, he is manning that all by himself with 5 mods at last count and they are all HIM!

Are these the actions and behavior of a mentally unwell person? I would say so yes probably but I cannot fathom how he has sustained this for so long, there must be a crash coming soon and it will not be pretty.

Get some help coachella before the cheese fully slips off your cracker.

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