Welcome to my profile page.


*** News ***

06/06/2013 A: Also, anybody looking to acquire bulk of the AL-LAD should fund their account now, it will also become available within the next week.

06/06/2013 B: Bulk quantities of Dolphins are getting ripped out of my hands and are currently out of stock. They will be re-listed on the weekend of the 15th of June. Volume will double, so these babies should last a while longer.

30/05/2013: Received lab test results of the AL-LAD, they're posted in the appropriate section below.

29/05/2013: Bulk dolphins back in stock!

28/05/2013: I am ecstatic to announce that the AL-LAD became available earlier than anticipated. It is now in stock, ready to go out. Please browse the listings, forums, my profile page and 3rd party resources to research this incredible substance!

23/05/2013 C: Bulk amounts of the Dolphins are selling out. They will be restocked on the 1st of June. Retail amounts of up to 25 tabs will continue to be available.

23/05/2013 B: Profile page has been restructured and updated.

23/05/2013 A: I will be stocking retail amounts of AL-LAD soon. It is a very rare and potent LSD analogue. You will find some more information below.


*** About Me ***

No need to talk about me, it's my service we're here for. Below I you will find an outline of how I conduct business. Please read it carefully. It will give you a fair impression of what you can and can't expect. It will also probably answer most of the questions you might have.


*** LSD ***

Dosage: I give you the correct dosage to the best of my knowledge. Every batch I sell gets tested by experienced trippers who have been around for decades, as well as being sent off to a lab. It usually takes 3-4 weeks until I hear lab results, until then I post the estimated dosage reported by my testing bunnies. So far, these values have never been off. I will always make it clear whether a value is an estimate, or a lab test.

Crystal: Crystal quality matters to most people. While iso-LSD, a byproduct of the synthesis, is not psychoactive, it is reported to have an effect on the trip. Generally, the purer a crystal, the more pleasant and clear-headed the experience. The amount of gunk that gets sold as Swiss Bliss Needlepoint or Pink Xtal is frightening. I will not always know which crystal the tabs are laid from, though most of the time, I will. I cannot promise it will always be needlepoint (99%), but I will promise to be as honest with you as possible.

Research chemicals: A lot of 'LSD' is actually DO(X), random ergoloids, analogues ... the list goes on. If one of my items is said to be LSD, then it is LSD, and nothing but LSD.

Quality fluctuation: Even if you check every batch, there is a chance that singular sheets will be unevenly, or weakly laid. This rarely happens with my tabs, though I cannot promise it never will. Should such a case arise for you, I will be open for communication and hear your case. Contact me before complaining to other people about it. If I think that you did not receive the quality which I advertised, I will reimburse your loss.


*** AL-LAD ***

AL-LAD is a very rare and potent LSD analogue. It is said to be less 'crazy', but more visually and acoustically vivid as LSD. Reports suggest the duration is shorter, with a trip only lasting about 6-9 hours.

Please note that not a lot of information is known on this substance, and the sale is therefore of an experimental nature. As I have little experience with AL-LAD I refuse to make any detailed claims, besides that the content of the item is as advertised. Please educate yourself via 3rd party resources.

TiKHAL entry by Alexander Shuligin: http://www.erowid.org/library/books_online/tihkal/tihkal01.shtml

Customers from the US, please refer to envious' profile: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/98da200440

Lab test results:
HNMR: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/7-a.jpg
MS1: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/7-h.jpg
MS2: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/7-3.jpg


*** Storage & Shipping ***

Storage: My goods are stored vacuum sealed in a cool place to keep this loss to a minimum.

Packaging: The shipment is protected against humidity and air contamination. Printed labels are used. My stealth is second to none.

Shipping: Shipping will generally happen within 24h, though sometimes it may take up to 72h. If an item is marked 'in transit', it is, in fact, in transit.

Non-arrival: My delivery rate is on par with any non-illicit mail. If you should not receive an item, please take the order into the resolution center and we will come to an agreement.


*** Order Requirements ***

I do not work with newcomers on the road. I check the stats of every order. You need to have spent twice the item value on the Silk Road before in order to buy it. The specific amount is specified in the item description.

I have high standards in regards to the professionalism of my service. In return, I ask my customers to be equally as engaged in doing successful and pleasant business. I may refuse to do business with you at any point in time, if I feel like you are not fulfilling these standards.


*** Feedback ***

LSD Avengers: I'm a strong supporter of this group. They're an independent collective of acid heads who have made it their task to monitor the LSD trade on Silk Road. They regularly review vendors and their product. This is by far the most useful resource for anybody looking to buy LSD.

Rated "STAR VENDOR" in their forum topic: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=45270.0

Forum discussion "Jannis": http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=30904.0


*** Bulk ***

Semi-bulk is now available. If you do not meet the order requirements you will be asked to finalize your order prior to shipment. Only available for amounts higher than fifty tabs.


*** Communication ***

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to send me a message. I always have an open ear and will reply to you in a timely manner. However, please read the information on this page carefully, as well as the item description. Most questions which I get are already answered on this page.

Please refrain from the following inquiries: free samples, bulk, custom listings, future stock, exemptions from order requirements.


*** Security & Encryption ***

Needless to say, I only operate within the highest security standards. Your address will not be saved anywhere.

GPG is not required, though highly recommended. Privnote is not recommended, though accepted.

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Keep it cool y'all.
-J