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FRANCE - FORGET ABOUT IT..!!!
THIRD TIME IN A ROW THAT SOME IDIOT FROM FRANCE HAS RATED ME DOWN BECAUSE OF SEEDS IN THE WEED..! IF I TAKE ALL MY LISTINGS INTO ACCOUNT, INCLUDING MY PROFILE, I CLEARLY STATE AT LEAST 25 TIMES THAT MY WEED IS NOT MANICURED AND HAS SEEDS. IF YOU GUYS IN FRANCE ARE USED TO SUCH WONDERFUL WEED, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SHOPPING HERE IN THE SLUMS FOR..?
IT'S A FUCKING DISCLAIMER..!!! READ IT..!
I PACK OVERWEIGHT TO COMPENSATE FOR SEEDS.
WTF..! IF YOU CAN'T COPE WITH SEEDS - DO NOT SHOP HERE..!!!
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FOR REGULAR CUSTOMERS ONLY - PRIMO DURBAN POISON.
Very limited stock of PREMIUM Durban Poison.
Just in yesterday. This is the best Durban Poison I've seen in a lonnng time..!
I only have about 350g of this. I'm keeping 30g of this for myself, and the rest is for you.
Available packs are:
5 X 30g
10 X 5g
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INTRODUCTION
Hello and welcome...
If you have just opened this page, then you have arrived at one of Silk Road's most trusted and friendliest vendors.
I specialize in Durban Poison and sometimes carry a little Swazi, mainly due to customer requests.
Please - if you're not familiar with these legendary strains - think twice before you order. It's nothing like you may have smoked before. It is not pretty weed - ugly and stringy. If you're still interested - read my feedback, read the forum links and gain some understanding as to what Durban poison is all about. It's certainly NOT about taking one hit and falling over... It is however, for the more discerning smoker - the purist, so to speak.
I like to think of it as the Zen of weed...
Having said that, I invite you to go through my listings and read my customer feedback.
(I have 52 pages of positive feedback - so you'd better get comfortable)
Ps: If you're a moron who rates vendors on the poor postal service in your country - please go and give someone else a headache. I will list idiots like that on the vendor's only page to warn other vendors.
I would prefer if you read everything on this page, but if you don't want to, please be sure to see my
TERMS AND CONDITIONS and also INTERESTING INFORMATION further down the page.
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HEADLINE NEWS..! (This section will be for daily updates or anything else important..)
Please note: I have lowered prices on some items. Call it a clear out sale if you like.
All strains are thoroughbred African SATIVA, of which Durban Poison is the champagne of Sativas.
It is the purest Sativa of any stand alone natural weed in the world. 100% Sativa, it carries a pedigree longer than most family histories.
I have to smile sometimes, because so many seek Sativa - and when they get it, they're so dumbfounded by it's "mild" effects, they mistake it as being "weak" weed, and throw their toys out the cot, supposedly because they have not collapsed in a coma on the floor.
I groan when I get some youngster on the line telling me "I know what Durban Poison is, I've smoked it before" yet, he doesn't know that Durban is a place - a city in South Africa where I was born. A place where I grew up smoking nothing but Durban Poison. It's a weed that I can take one glance at from ten feet, and tell you whether it is good or not so good. A weed that you can place in my hands when I'm blindfolded, and I'll rub it once, smell it, and tell you if it is good or bad. In other words - I am an expert.
IF IT IS NOT GROWN RIGHT HERE IN DURBAN, SOUTH AFRICA - IT IS NOT DURBAN POISON..!
It is a subtle, gentle high. It creeps up on you about 15 minutes later - allowing you to continue your daily activities in a euphoric, energetic and more focused way. It is creative and social, with a noticeable lack of paranoia.
It is weed for living and loving life..!
Please do not mistake my description of Poison as "Hard Sell"
In fact, I actively discourage certain people from buying it.
It is for the more refined, the more spiritual amongst us.
It is for those who create music, who write poetry.
It is for those who seek answers within.
It is food for the soul.
Those who know, do not speak.
Those who speak, do not know.
A little dramatic, perhaps - but it's true.
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PRODUCT AND PACKAGING
I can either pack your weed in a bulky parcel so as not to squash the buds and keep them in pristine condition for customs to admire, or I can vacuum and squash them flat so they can sail through customs. Of course, I choose successful international delivery as opposed to aesthetics, and therefore the weed does not always look like the photos. The above refers mainly to Durban Poison.
Swazi, Pondo etc unfortunately has to be mailed in a bubble mailer, and is therefore a little more conspicuous.
Either way, I can assure you, the weed in the photographs is the weed I send. I photograph it myself, using a Minolta Dynax 7D SLR with a Macro lens. I take several shots and choose the best to show the buds in detail and to represent their true colour without using photoshop to enhance them in any way. I am a semi-professional photographer, and an EXPERT on Durban Poison. I have lived in Durban all my life and smoked DP for 38 years.
I consider myself to be a consummate professional and my honesty and integrity are beyond reproach.
Believe it or not, I am NOT on SR for the money. I have sufficient money, and therefore have no reason to lie, cheat or mislead my customers in any way. However, I do not give away free weed, and quite obviously work on a REASONABLE profit margin (a sliding scale, approximately 30%) My reasons for being on SR..? Well, let's say it's more of a hobby, and an "up yours" to those who wish to curb our freedoms and violate human rights, and to the banks who lend money to governments to finance their disgusting wars.
My prices often change depending on supply, availability and which supplier I deal with, and therefore, my prices are subject to change without notice. What you bought for $50 last week, may be $25 this week. I did NOT cheat you last week. Instead, I passed on my good fortune on to you this week.
My current mission in life is to get as many people in the world turned on to the pleasures and benefits of smoking Durban Poison. Apart from it being a weed that fits in with daily activities, it also cures cancer (as all weed does) - Google it, or ask Tommy Chong. At the very least, it stems the spread of the dreaded disease.
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BELGIUM, FINLAND, POLAND, RUSSIA, UKRAINE, ESTONIA, BELARUS, SPAIN, NORWAY, MALAYSIA, GREECE, TAIWAN, SLOVAKIA, ITALY... In short - any East European country and those mentioned above.
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If you live in one of these countries and REALLY want some of my weed - You will have to agree to the following:
You have to finalize and leave 5/5 feedback as soon as your order is confirmed. No refund or re-send if your
parcel is seized, lost, stolen, or your mother finds it and smokes it, or if your dog eats it, or for any other reason whatsoever.
Understand that I do NOT deal with the above mentioned countries, so it's no use running off and squealing that
I demand FE (Which I'm quite entitled to do, anyway) Those are my terms for the above. The risk is all yours...
You must state in your order that you agree to these terms. I cannot guarantee delivery because of customs in these countries. In fact - I cannot guarantee delivery to ANY country. I always send orders in a timely and stealthy manner. It is in my best interests that you receive your goods. My parcels are 100% - It's just bad luck if they are discovered... My prices are rock-bottom and I do not charge extra to compensate for losses.
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Russia (Siberia) I just received word today (05 March) that my Xmas special had arrived. That is a staggering 2.5 months for delivery. Hats off to Superpuper3 for being an honest and very patient customer..! You sir, are welcome here anytime..!
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GPG / PRIVNOTE: Because the order form is already encrypted, and addresses are automatically deleted after confirmation - I do NOT insist that you use GPG. Please do not use GPG to ask me how the weather is over here. A normal message will suffice, and a full weather report will follow. Please refrain from using use Privnote. My internet connection sucks, and Privnote ends up destroyed before I can read it. Just use clear type. Orders are automatically encrypted. No use running off to the forums and complaining about it, as someone did before. I do not lurk on the forums, and your complaint there will serve no purpose, and certainly will not influence me here.
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I have in the past done re-sends - depending on the country involved, and will continue to do so at my discretion.
However, please note - Neither re-sends nor refunds will be entertained until after 5 weeks for all countries.
Mail sometimes goes adrift and reappears after a while...
I keep a (black) list of re-sends, as do I keep a list of those I have refunded.
I also keep track of those who rate me less than 5/5...
Anyone who rates me less than 5/5 will have a hit put on them.
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DURBAN POISON IS NOW BACK IN SEASON.
THIS IS THE LEGEND YOU'VE ONLY HEARD ABOUT - UNTIL NOW...
The high is an absolute creeper - mellow, mild and very cerebral - 100% ENERGETIC..!!!
IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH DURBAN POISON - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU ORDER..!
Please understand - this is NOT your run of the mill "one puff and fall down" rubbish.
It LOOKS like rubbish. Smells like freshly cut lawn grass. It's ugly, stringy weed.
But it is also legendary weed...
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DURBAN POISON -
A light to dark green Sativa with an energetic type high which is not so overpowering as to incapacitate one. Nice weed to go about one's normal activities without falling asleep. Excellent for creative thinking, manual work or sporting activities.Grown and harvested outdoors in the blazing sun of The Valley Of A Thousand Hills - the heartland of Kwa-Zulu Natal, South Africa. This weed is grown by rural Zulu farmers. These people live in areas often inaccessible by vehicles, and the only way to get there is to drive into the mountains as far as one's vehicle can possibly go, and then to continue the journey by foot. I personally source my products in this way. These people seldom see anything outside of the areas where they live and do not know anything about manicured weed. Weed in Africa is seasonal, so the quality, seed content and density varies. The upside however, is it free of chemicals and pesticides, and it is not force grown indoors. This is genuine un-adulturated wild African weed brought right to your doorstep through SR. I doubt you will find GENUINE DURBAN POISON anywhere else in the world at this price.
SWAZI RED
A dark green Sativa, but liberally sprinkled with red strands. At a glance, it can look brown. A rather heavy weed to smoke at times, but guaranteed to leave you properly stoned. Nice for coming down and good for helping those who suffer from insomnia... Also grown by rural farmers who live in inaccessible areas in Swaziland, it is also not manicured, and has both seeds and stalks.
PONDO POISON
A slightly leafy, pungent smelling weed. Sticky with resin. The best way I can describe this weed is to say it's a happy balance between Durban Poison and Swazi. Tastes better than DP, but still has the great (slightly less energetic) Sativa head high. Lovely to smoke. In fact, if this stuff was more readily available here - it could quite easily become my favourite..! (My favourite is Durban Poison - I cannot afford to be incapacitated after smoking)
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FORUM LINKS:
Here you will find some unsolicited comment on the forums:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg290417;topicseen#msg290417
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg223654;topicseen#msg223654
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg491863;topicseen#msg491863
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg562620;topicseen#msg562620
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg533486;topicseen#msg533486
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg454446;topicseen#msg454446
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg559322;topicseen#msg559322
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg542728;topicseen#msg542728
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg622565;topicseen#msg622565
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg659659;topicseen#msg659659
If you have anything to say to me, or any queries - please PM me here. I very seldom visit the forums.
Although I appreciate and value the sterling reviews I have received there - here, in the field is where you will find me.
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TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
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I OFFER ESCROW TO ONE AND ALL ON MY **SINGLE** 5g PACKS - INCLUDING NEW USERS WITH NO BUYING STATS. THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE NEW USERS CAN BUILD UP A GOOD BUYING RECORD THAT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING.
IMPORTANT:
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When leaving feedback if you finalize early, please do not say FE will update IF it arrives... It really looks bad.
When some customers receive their goods, they often don't update feedback.
I work VERY hard to maintain a 100% rating and to ensure my customers receive the best possible service.
Leave a nice little comment in there and if your package DOES goes AWOL then you can update to say never arrived or whatever. Its more likely you will update your feedback if you don't receive your package. Its VERY important you update your feedback! If i get loads of ''update IF it arrives'' people don't really know if it arrived or not. So please don't be lazy and neglect my feedback. I will not be very happy if you come back for a second order and have not bothered to update your feedback.
I do my part, so please - Let's all try and practice a little etiquette...
Clause added here for the benefit of newbies who do not fully understand the rating system on SR:
Anything less than 5/5 is viewed as NEGATIVE feedback, and drops the vendor's overall rating.
It is NOT a neutral rating..! Anyone who rates me less than 5/5 will never be allowed to order from me again.
IF YOU ARE ASKED TO FE AND YOU LEAVE LESS THAN 5/5 FEEDBACK BEFORE YOUR ORDER IS DISPATCHED
I WILL CANCEL YOUR ORDER..!
POSTAGE:
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I DO NOT HAND DELIVER YOUR PARCELS...
Postage is regular airmail.
Most worldwide orders take between 8-21 days to arrive, some are faster and some slower.
Most of my mail takes around two weeks to arrive. Occasionally mail is unexpectedly slow,
usually at your country's customs, so allow up to 4 weeks for delivery (up to 5 weeks in Russia)
For those in escrow - If after 17 days you have not received your order yet, please take the order
to resolution so that it does not auto-finalize (and fuck your stats up) and extend the time by 10 days.
That should be ample time for your parcel to reach you. As I said - I do not hand deliver your parcels -
once in the hands of the Post Office, it is anybody's guess how long it will take to reach you.
Estimated times:
Europe and UK: 8 - 21 days
Eastern Europe: It can take forever... 2 - 6 weeks
Australia and USA: 8 - 15 days (usually very quick)
POLAND, RUSSIA, FINLAND, NORWAY.
Forget it.
OTHER EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
Contact me before you order - we can discuss the matter.
If you order without speaking to me first - I will cancel without notice.
T&Cs; apply - FE - no refund, no re-send.
SWEDEN...
I have some wonderful customers in Sweden. They always receive their parcels, they are courteous
and lovely people. But then I get these first time buyers who don't receive their packages... wtf..?
My prices are rock bottom. I cannot carry the loss for the countries above if customs seizes your order.
The risk is all yours.
If you go back and change your rating to a lower rating - I will list your username on the vendor's only page
including your country and zip code.
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Sorry about my conditions on the above countries, but I don't have much choice.
Losses and seizures are simply a waste of good weed, and are just plain frustrating,
and I cannot afford to re-send or refund every second parcel - neither do I have the
patience to deal with certain rude individuals.
This is not Woolworths...I do not offer money back guarantees if parcels are seized or lost.
Likewise, I'm sure if you go down to your local street dealer and buy your weed, and get bust
by the cops around the corner - I doubt he'll give you a refund or a replacement either.
I take the utmost care with your parcels. It is in my best interests that you receive your goods
safely, but certain factors are not within my control - so please THINK before you hop on your
high horse and give a bad rating. I do my best for you. Do your best for me too.
Mutual respect will get you a lot further...
If for some reason your mail does not make it to you - send me a private message, and we can discuss the
matter. My regulars know I'm more than reasonable... However, if you're rude, or threatening or start throwing
your toys out of the cot and leveling accusations - be sure I will tell you to go straight to hell.
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INTERESTING INFORMATION
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My packages are not typed - they are hand written. Typed labels fool no-one. Most, if not all printer
manufacturers use "yellow dot" technology which means they can trace a printer from a document
to point of sale, and of course, to the user's home. Yes, Big Brother IS watching you more than you think.
I recently spent some time at the airport cargo section. All parcels, including domestic go through a huge
x-ray machine. Officials can see into parcels and not only that - but if any dangerous articles or drugs are
present, the machine lights up like a Christmas tree..! With letter post, mail is transported along a conveyer
belt, and sniffer dogs are deployed to run alongside. Smaller parcel post however, seems to slip through
most of the time. This is where the importance of properly vacuum sealed parcels comes into play.
Very large parcels WILL be detected. I use the smallest bubble wrap envelopes available, so most of my
packages tend to get through. Australia seems to be one of the most ardent purveyors of this system at present,
but I have no doubt many other countries make use of the same methods.
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Some unsolicited feedback I have received:
"RevenantChild is my favorite vendor on here. He doesn't just have good weed at great prices,
he's a totally stand-up guy who exemplifies the best of Stoned South Africa.
I've had several excellent transactions with him so far and would recommend his products to anyone.
A complete asset to Silk Road all around: RevenantChild is the best thing to come out of South Africa
since diamonds, uranium and Charlize Theron"
1) Rev clearly wakes up every day with the idea of being amazing... And succeeds!
Prime customer service with superb product to back it up at an unrivaled price. Will definitely return.
Update: Received DP this afternoon too and opened package to extremely layered and amazing smells
(particularly on sweet notes). Also was fresh as can be. Stealthiest dopest dope on SR to date. Well done
1a) Came faster than I did when I found out I could buy weed online..!
But seriously, great packaging and awesome product. Will totally buy again.
2) I am sitting here, right before the sale starts, with a bong in my lap full of half scorched
Durban poison. The sativa head high is ridiculous and I am feeling almost euphoric.
Smokes good, quite a few seeds. All in all, really good weed for the price! The packaging was very
well done. Vacuum sealed, and the weed maintained its shape! Vendor has excellent
communication, and I am very satisfied with my purchase. Recommended!
3) Arrived in about 11 days to US. Packaging was very professional and discrete, and the buds
are very potent! Actually it's very stringy, almost like grass. It's quite different from any other
bud I've tried, but it's potent and smooth so no complaints here. A+
4) GREAT WEED!!! Beats the Netherlands. For this Price a Bargain..!
5) Made my order for 5g SWAZI HEADS and eight days later arrived with seven grams in good packaging.
The weed wasn't as dirty as I'd thought it would be. Very, very few seeds and stems. After cleaning
still weighed 6 grams. Great buy and gets you stoned.
6) First and foremost, the quality of Revenantchild's excellent Durban Poison is like-dank.
I'd give the strength a 4/5 it is certainly sativa dominant and the high is euphoric and almost stimulant-like.
The cannabis came flat packed, vacuum-sealed and stealthy taped under some paper/card, it looked like
a correspondence letter. The bud came out to 7.5g's of which .4g's was seed.
The seeds were small and hadn't reached maturity, which gives us a good indication that the growers are
competent. It took 15 days to arrive, which I'm extremely happy about as I was expecting four weeks.
Overall Revenantchild is now my new favorite seller, kudos to him. Thanks man!
7) Everything arrived to Scandinavia in exactly 5 workdays. Fantastic quality, generously overweighed.
High is amazing--will order again soon.
8) Received 6.5g instead of 5g. The weed (SWAZI) has about 3-4 seeds for a 0.4g joint,
but taste is earthy and like hash, really not bad (especially given the price)!
Vacuumed once but was enough, packaging was well-done and correct.
Even considering delivery time, all went good so it's a 5/5 out from me! ;)
9) 8 days from the dark continent to mid USA--pretty good, I'd say. Hefty, nicely packaged
10) Low quality weed.(Yes, I get some of these too. Gave me a 3/5... I must have singled him out lol)
11) Awesome guy! Bought 13 btc, had them 25 min later. Excellent service/comms !
12) I got no scales so i cant weight it but i looks well over weight anyway. 10 days to the UK is not bad -
really quite quick (im just impatient lol) now on to the product so yes there is seeds and stalks but i have smoked
stuff before with far more seeds and stalks so no problem there and it actually really nice to smoke and a bargain
for money i pay £50 for 5gs here and to be honest the green is better than that and its only £25 so yeh another
happy customer to add to your list revenantchild will definitely use again and would definitely recommend.
13) My letter took just days to get here, as descrbed and fully recommended.
Didn't even ask to FE even though am a new buyer. AAAAAAA+++++++ vendor
14) Thanks for everything. You are such an amazing person. Thanks for answering my silly questions,
because everything went just great, very professionally. I received it within 10 days from the payment day.
You rock man. I feel good. Bravo! :)))
EDIT: I smoke couple of years on and off, but decided to try African weed for the first time.
Weight & appearance: Was overweight and awesome, light to darker green color, not the amount
of seeds I thought at all. Smells fresh. I love it in my throat, makes me want to smoke more and more,
which leads me to finally just crash. smoke it on a bong/pipe is highly recommended. Best would be a
vaporizer at around 160 Celsius for a very sativa effects and cerebral high. Recommended for everyone,
this is the best weed deal I've made.
Must be the best vendor here. Everything 6/5.
I just HAVE to put this review in here..!
Excel-fucking-lent!
Stealth/Packaging: This shit was packaged stealthy AS FUCK. I thought this was a letter from someone or someshit. Deadass, I didn't even know you could pack 10g in that small of a space. Hell fucking yes, this shit is stealth. I don't know how anyone's customs would detect this is that lean green mean machine. Although, the bud is as flat as a Aunt Jemima pancake, there's no complaining. 6/5
Weed: Holy ballshit Batman, this shit is dry as fuck. I mean it is from Africa so I can't complain. I would recommend adding moisture or some shit but I mean, I smoked it as is and didn't cough or wheeze like an asthmatic. It IS practically a flat sheet of bud, not flat flat, but don't expect fluffy shit. 5/5 (for the conditions given)
High: OH MY FLAMING NIPPLES. You do not believe how this will hit you. Even though this is 2nd grade stuff (due to offseason), I WAS GONE. HOLY SHIT. This sativa hits you like your dad with his belt. My eyes were gone, my body was fucking sinking in quickshitsand and my head was hovering. Trust me, this is the type of shit you want to try. During, I guess, the 'buzz' period, I was able to move and I was so fixated on the smallest shit. Trust me, this DP is not something to miss out on. 8 out of fucking 5.
Overall: RevChi is the fucking coolest person you will meet. Helpful as fuck. Nice as fuck. Has the neatest handwriting too. For his 2nd grade bud, holy shit, it's good as fuck. The weed looks like regs or mids, but hits you hard. Like Ron Jeremy's dick hard. Will DEFINITELY order again.
So there you have it.
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I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE OR CANCEL ANY ORDER WITHOUT GIVING REASONS.
I ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO INSIST ON EARLY FINALIZATION IF I THINK IT IS NECESSARY.
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FRANCE - FORGET ABOUT IT..!!!
THIRD TIME IN A ROW THAT SOME IDIOT FROM FRANCE HAS RATED ME DOWN BECAUSE OF SEEDS IN THE WEED..! IF I TAKE ALL MY LISTINGS INTO ACCOUNT, INCLUDING MY PROFILE, I CLEARLY STATE AT LEAST 25 TIMES THAT MY WEED IS NOT MANICURED AND HAS SEEDS. IF YOU GUYS IN FRANCE ARE USED TO SUCH WONDERFUL WEED, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SHOPPING HERE IN THE SLUMS FOR..?
IT'S A FUCKING DISCLAIMER..!!! READ IT..!
I PACK OVERWEIGHT TO COMPENSATE FOR SEEDS.
WTF..! IF YOU CAN'T COPE WITH SEEDS - DO NOT SHOP HERE..!!!
BANNED LIST:
If your name appears here, please refrain from placing orders with me until you apologize for not reading my TERMS & CONDITIONS
lodosse01
schizophrene
If your name appears here, please go fuck yourself.
gearedup - TOTAL ASSHOLE
swizzy555 - TOTAL ASSHOLE
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FOR REGULAR CUSTOMERS ONLY - PRIMO DURBAN POISON.
Very limited stock of PREMIUM Durban Poison.
Just in yesterday. This is the best Durban Poison I've seen in a lonnng time..!
I only have about 350g of this. I'm keeping 30g of this for myself, and the rest is for you.
Available packs are:
5 X 30g
10 X 5g
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INTRODUCTION
Hello and welcome...
If you have just opened this page, then you have arrived at one of Silk Road's most trusted and friendliest vendors.
I specialize in Durban Poison and sometimes carry a little Swazi, mainly due to customer requests.
Please - if you're not familiar with these legendary strains - think twice before you order. It's nothing like you may have smoked before. It is not pretty weed - ugly and stringy. If you're still interested - read my feedback, read the forum links and gain some understanding as to what Durban poison is all about. It's certainly NOT about taking one hit and falling over... It is however, for the more discerning smoker - the purist, so to speak.
I like to think of it as the Zen of weed...
Having said that, I invite you to go through my listings and read my customer feedback.
(I have 52 pages of positive feedback - so you'd better get comfortable)
Ps: If you're a moron who rates vendors on the poor postal service in your country - please go and give someone else a headache. I will list idiots like that on the vendor's only page to warn other vendors.
I would prefer if you read everything on this page, but if you don't want to, please be sure to see my
TERMS AND CONDITIONS and also INTERESTING INFORMATION further down the page.
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HEADLINE NEWS..! (This section will be for daily updates or anything else important..)
Please note: I have lowered prices on some items. Call it a clear out sale if you like.
All strains are thoroughbred African SATIVA, of which Durban Poison is the champagne of Sativas.
It is the purest Sativa of any stand alone natural weed in the world. 100% Sativa, it carries a pedigree longer than most family histories.
I have to smile sometimes, because so many seek Sativa - and when they get it, they're so dumbfounded by it's "mild" effects, they mistake it as being "weak" weed, and throw their toys out the cot, supposedly because they have not collapsed in a coma on the floor.
I groan when I get some youngster on the line telling me "I know what Durban Poison is, I've smoked it before" yet, he doesn't know that Durban is a place - a city in South Africa where I was born. A place where I grew up smoking nothing but Durban Poison. It's a weed that I can take one glance at from ten feet, and tell you whether it is good or not so good. A weed that you can place in my hands when I'm blindfolded, and I'll rub it once, smell it, and tell you if it is good or bad. In other words - I am an expert.
IF IT IS NOT GROWN RIGHT HERE IN DURBAN, SOUTH AFRICA - IT IS NOT DURBAN POISON..!
It is a subtle, gentle high. It creeps up on you about 15 minutes later - allowing you to continue your daily activities in a euphoric, energetic and more focused way. It is creative and social, with a noticeable lack of paranoia.
It is weed for living and loving life..!
Please do not mistake my description of Poison as "Hard Sell"
In fact, I actively discourage certain people from buying it.
It is for the more refined, the more spiritual amongst us.
It is for those who create music, who write poetry.
It is for those who seek answers within.
It is food for the soul.
Those who know, do not speak.
Those who speak, do not know.
A little dramatic, perhaps - but it's true.
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PRODUCT AND PACKAGING
I can either pack your weed in a bulky parcel so as not to squash the buds and keep them in pristine condition for customs to admire, or I can vacuum and squash them flat so they can sail through customs. Of course, I choose successful international delivery as opposed to aesthetics, and therefore the weed does not always look like the photos. The above refers mainly to Durban Poison.
Swazi, Pondo etc unfortunately has to be mailed in a bubble mailer, and is therefore a little more conspicuous.
Either way, I can assure you, the weed in the photographs is the weed I send. I photograph it myself, using a Minolta Dynax 7D SLR with a Macro lens. I take several shots and choose the best to show the buds in detail and to represent their true colour without using photoshop to enhance them in any way. I am a semi-professional photographer, and an EXPERT on Durban Poison. I have lived in Durban all my life and smoked DP for 38 years.
I consider myself to be a consummate professional and my honesty and integrity are beyond reproach.
Believe it or not, I am NOT on SR for the money. I have sufficient money, and therefore have no reason to lie, cheat or mislead my customers in any way. However, I do not give away free weed, and quite obviously work on a REASONABLE profit margin (a sliding scale, approximately 30%) My reasons for being on SR..? Well, let's say it's more of a hobby, and an "up yours" to those who wish to curb our freedoms and violate human rights, and to the banks who lend money to governments to finance their disgusting wars.
My prices often change depending on supply, availability and which supplier I deal with, and therefore, my prices are subject to change without notice. What you bought for $50 last week, may be $25 this week. I did NOT cheat you last week. Instead, I passed on my good fortune on to you this week.
My current mission in life is to get as many people in the world turned on to the pleasures and benefits of smoking Durban Poison. Apart from it being a weed that fits in with daily activities, it also cures cancer (as all weed does) - Google it, or ask Tommy Chong. At the very least, it stems the spread of the dreaded disease.
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BELGIUM, FINLAND, POLAND, RUSSIA, UKRAINE, ESTONIA, BELARUS, SPAIN, NORWAY, MALAYSIA, GREECE, TAIWAN, SLOVAKIA, ITALY... In short - any East European country and those mentioned above.
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If you live in one of these countries and REALLY want some of my weed - You will have to agree to the following:
You have to finalize and leave 5/5 feedback as soon as your order is confirmed. No refund or re-send if your
parcel is seized, lost, stolen, or your mother finds it and smokes it, or if your dog eats it, or for any other reason whatsoever.
Understand that I do NOT deal with the above mentioned countries, so it's no use running off and squealing that
I demand FE (Which I'm quite entitled to do, anyway) Those are my terms for the above. The risk is all yours...
You must state in your order that you agree to these terms. I cannot guarantee delivery because of customs in these countries. In fact - I cannot guarantee delivery to ANY country. I always send orders in a timely and stealthy manner. It is in my best interests that you receive your goods. My parcels are 100% - It's just bad luck if they are discovered... My prices are rock-bottom and I do not charge extra to compensate for losses.
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Russia (Siberia) I just received word today (05 March) that my Xmas special had arrived. That is a staggering 2.5 months for delivery. Hats off to Superpuper3 for being an honest and very patient customer..! You sir, are welcome here anytime..!
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GPG / PRIVNOTE: Because the order form is already encrypted, and addresses are automatically deleted after confirmation - I do NOT insist that you use GPG. Please do not use GPG to ask me how the weather is over here. A normal message will suffice, and a full weather report will follow. Please refrain from using use Privnote. My internet connection sucks, and Privnote ends up destroyed before I can read it. Just use clear type. Orders are automatically encrypted. No use running off to the forums and complaining about it, as someone did before. I do not lurk on the forums, and your complaint there will serve no purpose, and certainly will not influence me here.
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I have in the past done re-sends - depending on the country involved, and will continue to do so at my discretion.
However, please note - Neither re-sends nor refunds will be entertained until after 5 weeks for all countries.
Mail sometimes goes adrift and reappears after a while...
I keep a (black) list of re-sends, as do I keep a list of those I have refunded.
I also keep track of those who rate me less than 5/5...
Anyone who rates me less than 5/5 will have a hit put on them.
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DURBAN POISON IS NOW BACK IN SEASON.
THIS IS THE LEGEND YOU'VE ONLY HEARD ABOUT - UNTIL NOW...
The high is an absolute creeper - mellow, mild and very cerebral - 100% ENERGETIC..!!!
IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH DURBAN POISON - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU ORDER..!
Please understand - this is NOT your run of the mill "one puff and fall down" rubbish.
It LOOKS like rubbish. Smells like freshly cut lawn grass. It's ugly, stringy weed.
But it is also legendary weed...
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DURBAN POISON -
A light to dark green Sativa with an energetic type high which is not so overpowering as to incapacitate one. Nice weed to go about one's normal activities without falling asleep. Excellent for creative thinking, manual work or sporting activities.Grown and harvested outdoors in the blazing sun of The Valley Of A Thousand Hills - the heartland of Kwa-Zulu Natal, South Africa. This weed is grown by rural Zulu farmers. These people live in areas often inaccessible by vehicles, and the only way to get there is to drive into the mountains as far as one's vehicle can possibly go, and then to continue the journey by foot. I personally source my products in this way. These people seldom see anything outside of the areas where they live and do not know anything about manicured weed. Weed in Africa is seasonal, so the quality, seed content and density varies. The upside however, is it free of chemicals and pesticides, and it is not force grown indoors. This is genuine un-adulturated wild African weed brought right to your doorstep through SR. I doubt you will find GENUINE DURBAN POISON anywhere else in the world at this price.
SWAZI RED
A dark green Sativa, but liberally sprinkled with red strands. At a glance, it can look brown. A rather heavy weed to smoke at times, but guaranteed to leave you properly stoned. Nice for coming down and good for helping those who suffer from insomnia... Also grown by rural farmers who live in inaccessible areas in Swaziland, it is also not manicured, and has both seeds and stalks.
PONDO POISON
A slightly leafy, pungent smelling weed. Sticky with resin. The best way I can describe this weed is to say it's a happy balance between Durban Poison and Swazi. Tastes better than DP, but still has the great (slightly less energetic) Sativa head high. Lovely to smoke. In fact, if this stuff was more readily available here - it could quite easily become my favourite..! (My favourite is Durban Poison - I cannot afford to be incapacitated after smoking)
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FORUM LINKS:
Here you will find some unsolicited comment on the forums:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg290417;topicseen#msg290417
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg223654;topicseen#msg223654
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg491863;topicseen#msg491863
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg562620;topicseen#msg562620
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg533486;topicseen#msg533486
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg454446;topicseen#msg454446
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg559322;topicseen#msg559322
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg542728;topicseen#msg542728
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg622565;topicseen#msg622565
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10062.msg659659;topicseen#msg659659
If you have anything to say to me, or any queries - please PM me here. I very seldom visit the forums.
Although I appreciate and value the sterling reviews I have received there - here, in the field is where you will find me.
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TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
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I OFFER ESCROW TO ONE AND ALL ON MY **SINGLE** 5g PACKS - INCLUDING NEW USERS WITH NO BUYING STATS. THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE NEW USERS CAN BUILD UP A GOOD BUYING RECORD THAT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING.
IMPORTANT:
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When leaving feedback if you finalize early, please do not say FE will update IF it arrives... It really looks bad.
When some customers receive their goods, they often don't update feedback.
I work VERY hard to maintain a 100% rating and to ensure my customers receive the best possible service.
Leave a nice little comment in there and if your package DOES goes AWOL then you can update to say never arrived or whatever. Its more likely you will update your feedback if you don't receive your package. Its VERY important you update your feedback! If i get loads of ''update IF it arrives'' people don't really know if it arrived or not. So please don't be lazy and neglect my feedback. I will not be very happy if you come back for a second order and have not bothered to update your feedback.
I do my part, so please - Let's all try and practice a little etiquette...
Clause added here for the benefit of newbies who do not fully understand the rating system on SR:
Anything less than 5/5 is viewed as NEGATIVE feedback, and drops the vendor's overall rating.
It is NOT a neutral rating..! Anyone who rates me less than 5/5 will never be allowed to order from me again.
IF YOU ARE ASKED TO FE AND YOU LEAVE LESS THAN 5/5 FEEDBACK BEFORE YOUR ORDER IS DISPATCHED
I WILL CANCEL YOUR ORDER..!
POSTAGE:
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I DO NOT HAND DELIVER YOUR PARCELS...
Postage is regular airmail.
Most worldwide orders take between 8-21 days to arrive, some are faster and some slower.
Most of my mail takes around two weeks to arrive. Occasionally mail is unexpectedly slow,
usually at your country's customs, so allow up to 4 weeks for delivery (up to 5 weeks in Russia)
For those in escrow - If after 17 days you have not received your order yet, please take the order
to resolution so that it does not auto-finalize (and fuck your stats up) and extend the time by 10 days.
That should be ample time for your parcel to reach you. As I said - I do not hand deliver your parcels -
once in the hands of the Post Office, it is anybody's guess how long it will take to reach you.
Estimated times:
Europe and UK: 8 - 21 days
Eastern Europe: It can take forever... 2 - 6 weeks
Australia and USA: 8 - 15 days (usually very quick)
POLAND, RUSSIA, FINLAND, NORWAY.
Forget it.
OTHER EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
Contact me before you order - we can discuss the matter.
If you order without speaking to me first - I will cancel without notice.
T&Cs; apply - FE - no refund, no re-send.
SWEDEN...
I have some wonderful customers in Sweden. They always receive their parcels, they are courteous
and lovely people. But then I get these first time buyers who don't receive their packages... wtf..?
My prices are rock bottom. I cannot carry the loss for the countries above if customs seizes your order.
The risk is all yours.
If you go back and change your rating to a lower rating - I will list your username on the vendor's only page
including your country and zip code.
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Sorry about my conditions on the above countries, but I don't have much choice.
Losses and seizures are simply a waste of good weed, and are just plain frustrating,
and I cannot afford to re-send or refund every second parcel - neither do I have the
patience to deal with certain rude individuals.
This is not Woolworths...I do not offer money back guarantees if parcels are seized or lost.
Likewise, I'm sure if you go down to your local street dealer and buy your weed, and get bust
by the cops around the corner - I doubt he'll give you a refund or a replacement either.
I take the utmost care with your parcels. It is in my best interests that you receive your goods
safely, but certain factors are not within my control - so please THINK before you hop on your
high horse and give a bad rating. I do my best for you. Do your best for me too.
Mutual respect will get you a lot further...
If for some reason your mail does not make it to you - send me a private message, and we can discuss the
matter. My regulars know I'm more than reasonable... However, if you're rude, or threatening or start throwing
your toys out of the cot and leveling accusations - be sure I will tell you to go straight to hell.
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INTERESTING INFORMATION
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My packages are not typed - they are hand written. Typed labels fool no-one. Most, if not all printer
manufacturers use "yellow dot" technology which means they can trace a printer from a document
to point of sale, and of course, to the user's home. Yes, Big Brother IS watching you more than you think.
I recently spent some time at the airport cargo section. All parcels, including domestic go through a huge
x-ray machine. Officials can see into parcels and not only that - but if any dangerous articles or drugs are
present, the machine lights up like a Christmas tree..! With letter post, mail is transported along a conveyer
belt, and sniffer dogs are deployed to run alongside. Smaller parcel post however, seems to slip through
most of the time. This is where the importance of properly vacuum sealed parcels comes into play.
Very large parcels WILL be detected. I use the smallest bubble wrap envelopes available, so most of my
packages tend to get through. Australia seems to be one of the most ardent purveyors of this system at present,
but I have no doubt many other countries make use of the same methods.
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Some unsolicited feedback I have received:
"RevenantChild is my favorite vendor on here. He doesn't just have good weed at great prices,
he's a totally stand-up guy who exemplifies the best of Stoned South Africa.
I've had several excellent transactions with him so far and would recommend his products to anyone.
A complete asset to Silk Road all around: RevenantChild is the best thing to come out of South Africa
since diamonds, uranium and Charlize Theron"
1) Rev clearly wakes up every day with the idea of being amazing... And succeeds!
Prime customer service with superb product to back it up at an unrivaled price. Will definitely return.
Update: Received DP this afternoon too and opened package to extremely layered and amazing smells
(particularly on sweet notes). Also was fresh as can be. Stealthiest dopest dope on SR to date. Well done
1a) Came faster than I did when I found out I could buy weed online..!
But seriously, great packaging and awesome product. Will totally buy again.
2) I am sitting here, right before the sale starts, with a bong in my lap full of half scorched
Durban poison. The sativa head high is ridiculous and I am feeling almost euphoric.
Smokes good, quite a few seeds. All in all, really good weed for the price! The packaging was very
well done. Vacuum sealed, and the weed maintained its shape! Vendor has excellent
communication, and I am very satisfied with my purchase. Recommended!
3) Arrived in about 11 days to US. Packaging was very professional and discrete, and the buds
are very potent! Actually it's very stringy, almost like grass. It's quite different from any other
bud I've tried, but it's potent and smooth so no complaints here. A+
4) GREAT WEED!!! Beats the Netherlands. For this Price a Bargain..!
5) Made my order for 5g SWAZI HEADS and eight days later arrived with seven grams in good packaging.
The weed wasn't as dirty as I'd thought it would be. Very, very few seeds and stems. After cleaning
still weighed 6 grams. Great buy and gets you stoned.
6) First and foremost, the quality of Revenantchild's excellent Durban Poison is like-dank.
I'd give the strength a 4/5 it is certainly sativa dominant and the high is euphoric and almost stimulant-like.
The cannabis came flat packed, vacuum-sealed and stealthy taped under some paper/card, it looked like
a correspondence letter. The bud came out to 7.5g's of which .4g's was seed.
The seeds were small and hadn't reached maturity, which gives us a good indication that the growers are
competent. It took 15 days to arrive, which I'm extremely happy about as I was expecting four weeks.
Overall Revenantchild is now my new favorite seller, kudos to him. Thanks man!
7) Everything arrived to Scandinavia in exactly 5 workdays. Fantastic quality, generously overweighed.
High is amazing--will order again soon.
8) Received 6.5g instead of 5g. The weed (SWAZI) has about 3-4 seeds for a 0.4g joint,
but taste is earthy and like hash, really not bad (especially given the price)!
Vacuumed once but was enough, packaging was well-done and correct.
Even considering delivery time, all went good so it's a 5/5 out from me! ;)
9) 8 days from the dark continent to mid USA--pretty good, I'd say. Hefty, nicely packaged
10) Low quality weed.(Yes, I get some of these too. Gave me a 3/5... I must have singled him out lol)
11) Awesome guy! Bought 13 btc, had them 25 min later. Excellent service/comms !
12) I got no scales so i cant weight it but i looks well over weight anyway. 10 days to the UK is not bad -
really quite quick (im just impatient lol) now on to the product so yes there is seeds and stalks but i have smoked
stuff before with far more seeds and stalks so no problem there and it actually really nice to smoke and a bargain
for money i pay £50 for 5gs here and to be honest the green is better than that and its only £25 so yeh another
happy customer to add to your list revenantchild will definitely use again and would definitely recommend.
13) My letter took just days to get here, as descrbed and fully recommended.
Didn't even ask to FE even though am a new buyer. AAAAAAA+++++++ vendor
14) Thanks for everything. You are such an amazing person. Thanks for answering my silly questions,
because everything went just great, very professionally. I received it within 10 days from the payment day.
You rock man. I feel good. Bravo! :)))
EDIT: I smoke couple of years on and off, but decided to try African weed for the first time.
Weight & appearance: Was overweight and awesome, light to darker green color, not the amount
of seeds I thought at all. Smells fresh. I love it in my throat, makes me want to smoke more and more,
which leads me to finally just crash. smoke it on a bong/pipe is highly recommended. Best would be a
vaporizer at around 160 Celsius for a very sativa effects and cerebral high. Recommended for everyone,
this is the best weed deal I've made.
Must be the best vendor here. Everything 6/5.
I just HAVE to put this review in here..!
Excel-fucking-lent!
Stealth/Packaging: This shit was packaged stealthy AS FUCK. I thought this was a letter from someone or someshit. Deadass, I didn't even know you could pack 10g in that small of a space. Hell fucking yes, this shit is stealth. I don't know how anyone's customs would detect this is that lean green mean machine. Although, the bud is as flat as a Aunt Jemima pancake, there's no complaining. 6/5
Weed: Holy ballshit Batman, this shit is dry as fuck. I mean it is from Africa so I can't complain. I would recommend adding moisture or some shit but I mean, I smoked it as is and didn't cough or wheeze like an asthmatic. It IS practically a flat sheet of bud, not flat flat, but don't expect fluffy shit. 5/5 (for the conditions given)
High: OH MY FLAMING NIPPLES. You do not believe how this will hit you. Even though this is 2nd grade stuff (due to offseason), I WAS GONE. HOLY SHIT. This sativa hits you like your dad with his belt. My eyes were gone, my body was fucking sinking in quickshitsand and my head was hovering. Trust me, this is the type of shit you want to try. During, I guess, the 'buzz' period, I was able to move and I was so fixated on the smallest shit. Trust me, this DP is not something to miss out on. 8 out of fucking 5.
Overall: RevChi is the fucking coolest person you will meet. Helpful as fuck. Nice as fuck. Has the neatest handwriting too. For his 2nd grade bud, holy shit, it's good as fuck. The weed looks like regs or mids, but hits you hard. Like Ron Jeremy's dick hard. Will DEFINITELY order again.
So there you have it.
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I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE OR CANCEL ANY ORDER WITHOUT GIVING REASONS.
I ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO INSIST ON EARLY FINALIZATION IF I THINK IT IS NECESSARY.
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category | title | price | ship to | ship from | |
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Weed | 30g PREMIUM DURBAN POISON | $194.99 | Worldwide | South Africa | add to cart |
Weed | 5g PREMIUM DURBAN POISON | $50.00 | Worldwide | South Africa | add to cart |
Weed | 25g Quality Shakes - Poison / Swazi Mix | $60.56 | Worldwide | South Africa | add to cart |
Weed | 20g PONDO POISON..!!! | $80.00 | Worldwide | South Africa | add to cart |
rating | review | freshness | item |
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5 of 5 | Great | 17 hours | item |
5 of 5 | came quick, real high. | 20 hours | item |
5 of 5 | 6 days to the UK good smoke I'm soo stoned right now | 1 day | item |
5 of 5 | Arrived in around a week to the UK, once again super stealthy, great product, great speed and for a great price. Revenantchild is an asset to the road! | 2 days | item |
5 of 5 | fast delivery, good communication, product ok for the price. | 2 days | item |
5 of 5 | Arrived super quick to UK and is def. 5/5 in every way. revenantchild is a gods blessing! | 2 days | item |
5 of 5 | Didn't receive package but vendor offered a re-send. I wish this wouldn't had happen, I was really looking forward to try Durban Poison. Well I'll be waiting for the new package I hope i get it. Btw best weed vendor alive, great communication, and really nice. | 2 days | item |
5 of 5 | Surprisingly fast delivery. Good price | 2 days | item |
5 of 5 | Surprisingly fast delivery. Good prices. Good products. Recommended | 2 days | item |
5 of 5 | Took just over 2 weeks to somewhere in the EU. Amazing value 'shake' that i would have accepted as broken up bud, and probably weighted over too. thanks!!! | 2 days | item |
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