********UPDATE********
Now shipping edibles to the EU!
Unfortunately I cannot offer as much compensation for lost packages but I'm sure we'll be able to work it out if it all goes wrong. Everything will be sent Air Mail and should arrive in 3-5 business days.

USA buyers feel free to get in touch and see if we can arrange something if you are interested


People saying nice things about me in my review thread:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=131780.0

----ABOUT ME----

Hi, I'm the Doctor, I grow medical grade bud and process concentrates of the highest quality. This is my livelihood, and has been for some time. I am not a salesmen, I'm a farmer so please bare with me.

You are buying direct from the grower, no middle men and I can answer any questions you may have about my growing, strains, concentrate techniques, etc.

I have several years of growing under my belt and the quality is not too shabby even if I do say so myself. I have never smoked anything that comes close to the concentrates but to be fair, you don't get too much of a chance to sample around in the UK.

Most importantly I am a grower and medical user and I sell what I use. Cannabis saved my life and I treat it with respect and admiration, my plants are my livelihood, my children and my medicine.

I am not your typical drug dealer, I am a farmer, patient and caregiver so ripping people off is not exactly my forte, I plan to trade here successfully for as long as possible and to do so I must be completely honest and professional. If you are a good customer I want you coming back, the better you are to me, the better I shall be to you.

I aim to offer dispensary-grade products but that requires an awful lot of work, especially for one man under pressing legal circumstances so please appreciate that the price reflects high quality products grown and manufactured under prohibition. The price of my products reflects the effort put into growing, harvesting, processing, researching, giving advice and being a vendor here(no to mention a host of other responsibilites). In short I work my bollocks off and if you can't appreciate that then unfortunately I would rather not have your custom.


----CURRENTLY IN STOCK----


UGORG KILLERSKUNK HONEYCOMB

This is made from fresh frozen trim and bud, it takes about 10g of bud to make 1g of concentrate. It is very expensive but provides a high like nothing else. I know it is VERY expensive but this is as good as it gets. Some call it Smocaine, some call it Crackabis but whatever you call it it's going to fuck you up in a way you haven't experienced since your teenage years.

0.1g of this stuff is enough to destroy most people if smoked in a pipe or bong, if you want to check the purity of it just watch it melt as you move the lighter towards it.

The honeycomb comes supplied in small plastic 5ml pots to stop it getting crushed and also because it just looks so beautiful. It is so free from solvent that it will not stick to the jar unlike other concentrates.

The price of this product is low considering that 10g of medical grade bud, days of labour, a whole lot of butane and a lot of expensive equipment go in to making it. This isn't like taking a set of bubble bags and mixing it up, it takes days of work with precise scientific equipment and skill to produce not including the solvents required and the additional risks involved.

Hopefully you can appreciate the amount of work that goes into this and how it is reflected in the price tag.



****EDIBLES***

FUDGE
I've got a variety of fudges, I will be making new batches all the time now so check in to see what is in stock! Mostly it is just awesome homemade fudge with a rough dosage guide that will vary per batch so check the listing to see what's up.

CHOCOLATE
This is made by decarboxylating(making stronger) the honeycomb in raw cocoa butter and then cooking that back into lovely high end chocolate. I'm trying to use flavours that complement the intensely peppery flavor of the No Name so again check listings to see what is in stock.

CURRENTLY GROWING

In the tanks I have some more No Name and some Killerskunks from UGORG. Currently vegging I've got some GHS Exodus Cheese.


----MEDICAL ADVICE----

If you are a medical user I am more than capable of providing advice for your health management. I have no formal medical training but family illness has led me into the field of endocannabinoid therapy. If you would like advice on treating cancers or other chronic illnesses(particularly Lyme disease) contact me and I'll see if I cant offer some advice.

The shatter is of high enough quality for use in "Rick Simpson's" hemp oil treatments which claims to have a 70% success rate treating cancer. Research more on the surface web but suffice to say oral consumption of 1gram per day for 2 months has amazing effects on the body and endocannabinoid system.

I can also make a variety of applications for treating anything from a throat infection to skin cancer. The best applications vary greatly between alcohol suspensions, glycerol sublinguals, topical creams and oils depending on the problem at hand. There is not much that can't be treated with cannabis so even if you just want to chat about it get in touch.

Seriously though, I'm not an actual doctor or anything.

----SHIPPING/ORDERING----

Currently I will only be accepting orders from members with 5+ succesful transactions under their belt, however I will not require FE. If you are a new member contact me and let me know, I can probably be talked into the odd single gram to get you started and we can move from there.

I will only ship domestically to the UK currently but in the future I may expand depending on demand, although I am more than happy to service British people with good quality British Products.


Please set out your address as follows with correct capitalisation and spelling:

Name (FIRST/SECOND)
Number and Street
City
County
Post Code

If you are not capable of doing this you are a liability jeaporadising both my safety and yours. Mainly yours.

Incorrect addresses only endanger you, you will not receive your package and someone else may. The package cannot be tied to me, your postal address is the only potential weak link.

My packaging is of the highest quality and stealth, smell proofed and professionally handled.

All orders received before 4.20PM will be processed and dispatched in that evenings post. Please allow an extra day for caps, I may need to make them up fresh but I will let you know.

All packages should fit through a standard letterbox, if it won't I will mention so.

All packages will be sent 1st class RM unless otherwise stated.

Packaging is not included so I don't ever feel the need to get tightfisted on packaging, premium packaging materials aren't cheap but price reflects quality.

If you have any questions or suggestions regarding packaging please contact me ENCRYPTED via doctornoname@tormail.org

ESCROW

I beleive firmly in SR's escrow system both as a buyer and a seller and will never ask a customer to FE. If you have low/unusual buyer stats I will get in touch and if I feel unsatisfied I will cancel your order instead of asking for FE, I feel that is more fair and equitable than asking for cash up front. With that said I am generally happy to help new buyers establish a buying history for themselves as long as they get in touch first and are friendly and polite.

If you choose to FE that is up to you but you will notice that my escrow is protected against BTC fluctuation and therefore it makes very little difference when you finalize. I would appreciate it if customers could however finalize as soon as their product is received as I have filled my end of the trade.

LOST PACKAGES

Please understand that the odds of a package getting lost are the same for this as any other piece of mail sent in the UK, it happens.

If a package is lost please get in touch, I need to know firstly that shipping methods have not been compromised and also so I can make it up to you.

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I am now a fairly established seller and as you can see from my feedback customer satisfaction is my main priority, if you ever have any questions, problems or would just like to chat about cannabis and stuff just PM me or find me on the forums, I'm always happy to help as best I can.

If you have a medical condition be sure to mention it when you send your address and I will try to include a root balm freebie for you to try. The more information I get, the more likely you are to get a tailored application.



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Jah Bless

The Doctor