We LOVE this place!


Our goal is to provide you with a high quality product, packaged and shipped discreetly, at a fair price :)

We treat YOU the customer the same way WE like to be treated! We value the importance of the feedback system, it's designed to protect you, and we're here to help make your purchase here a pleasant experience for YOU!

We'll do everything possible (within reason) to make sure you're 100% satisfied with your order. If, for whatever reason you do encounter any issues, please let us know so we can make it right before you leave any feedback. FYI we do have "real" jobs, so if we’re not always available please be understanding of that, knowing We will respond to you as soon as possible.

We care about our customers (YOU!), so we attempt to respond to messages as soon as we can so if there is an issue or a question it can quickly be dealt with. We do ask that after you place an order, that you check back in on here to see if there might be some correspondence, sometimes there are questions that arise. For example if there is something in question with your address sent in with your order, we will need to clear that up before we can send product, etc.

PLEASE FINALIZE AS SOON AS YOU CAN ONCE YOU RECEIVE IT! Yes it's fine to try it first, but we as vendors do what we can to get you your packages out as soon as we can, but yet there are some who let the transaction auto-finalize 17 days after it's been sent out! We're not looking for early finalization, we just like to be paid once you have received it and have had a chance to check it our which normally does no take more than a day or two after it shows up. Thank you in advance!




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SHIPPING
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PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOUR ADDRESS IS CORRECT!!! We only copy and paste what you send us, so please use proper address techniques, as well as proper punctuation and capitalization.

We will never ever ever ask for you to sign for a package, but have no control once the product is out of our hands. Please ensure that your mailbox is of adequate size, your car is not parked in front of your mailbox, your gangsta ass pit bull isn't chained to your mailbox and that your mailman isn't generally a lazy twat so as not to receive a pick up slip. Express mail or international mail services aren't currently offered.

We will do our best to ship the day of or after it’s ordered, orders that come in the evening time will probably not get shipped out until the next day. Delivery is approximately 3-7 days from the time it is shipped, depending on your location. WE ONLY SHIP DOMESTICALLY (USA).

Please ensure that both your shipping name and address are valid. We can't cover the lost delivery due to the use of a fake name or improperly formatted address. As good practice, get your address from a piece of mail that was successfully delivered to your mailbox.

Most packages arrive very promptly, however, packages can occasionally be delayed due to the shipping and handling process; this is rare. As a general rule, we would appreciate it if you would wait 7 days before contacting us about a nondelivery.

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We've been a SR Vendor since July 2012
125+ orders shipped successfully.
99.22+% Delivery Percentage (1 package claimed to have not arrived).

Once your package has been marked as “in transit” there is a 100% guarantee that a discrete package containing your product has been shipped to the address provided to us.

Once the package enters the mail system, the buyer assumes 100% of the shipping risk.

Please use your real name and address and check the mail around delivery time and there will be no issues.


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4/15- **Important** Please note that we are no longer able to offer tracking due to the cunty attitudes of local postal employees. We hope to resolve this soon, but in the meantime will only be offering our smaller quantities and may cancel orders at our discretion from customers with a high refund percentage in their buyer stats.

We DO NOT require early finalization, but will also not be able to offer refunds until tracking is resumed. We have a 99.22+% delivery rate (1 pkg claimed to have not arrived) for 125+ transactions, so non-delivery is not nor has never been an issue. Thanks for your understanding! :)

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Bitcoins only, no exceptions.





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Here's what customers are saying so far!
(Some of our SR reviews since mid 2012)
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5 of 5 Shipping took 2 days, and the booms are kill. This guy is legit as fuck. Bag was overweight too, thanks man!

5 of 5 MushMouth does it again! 3 day shipping (like always), the product weighed in on point and looks dank. great communication, even gave me some tips on how to increase my trip! 4th order here and not one has had a single problem thanks to MushMouth's supreme quality of service. will update within a couple days when I trip :D

EDIT: Ate 4 grams last night along with a glass of OJ and daaaaaam... had the best/most intense mushie trip I've had yet. Felt like I was too big for my room and everything in it looked smaller at one point, popcorn ceiling was morphing and shifting in different directions, just incredible OEV's throughout the night. these are only a couple things I experienced while on these. Thanks again MushMouth! absolutely stellar product that I highly recommend

5 of 5 incredibly fast shipment, special order- this vender has always been very friendly, very helpful, and has a strain truly raised with care. Highly recommended, as always my favorite seller on the road.

5 of 5 Fast and safe shipping, great communication and product looks awesome, over weighted too!. Looking forward to more transactions with vendor. A+

5 of 5 Thanks MushMouth. This was a perfect transaction and super fast shipping. wow! The product looks and smells excellent. I will update once I try the product.

-- Update - These babies are legit. This was my first time and I ate 3 grams. It was everything I expected and a lot more. My experienced buddy said they were excellent.

5 of 5 so fucking amazing !!!!! i ate the whole 7 grams reconciled all my relationships...told my brother how much i love him ...best night of my life...thank you whoever you are

5 of 5 quick shipping (4 days), good packaging, product looks good and fresh, nice mix of stems and caps. Won't be testing quality for a while, but everything looks good. Thanks MushMouth!

5 of 5 Excellent shipping time, cleverly concealed, got what I paid for, mushrooms are fantastic quality. I plan on buying again soon.

5 of 5 Great product and seller!

5 of 5 Pretty fast shipping, product looks good and I can't wait to go on a magical journey!

5 of 5 WOAH what did he do drop acid on these? Strongest shrooms ive ever had by far. fast to THANKS i tripped for like 7 hours

5 of 5 Very fast. 2 Days transit time. Stealthy. Very professional. I plan to review after I consume. Which is gonna be soon ;)

5 of 5 received my my 28grams + extra , thank you , the stuff is very very strong - be careful , easy . excellent service, pleasant to work with.

5 of 5 Amazing service, overweight, very communicative and fast as hell. The quality was exactly what i would expect. I'd highly recommend this dude.

5 of 5 Flawless Transaction! Perfect packaging! Arrived lightning fast! Product looks Top Notch!

5 of 5 A+++++ Absolute Professional Shipping! Looks like amazing product. Outstanding transaction! I will come back!

5 of 5 Awesome turnaround, plus nearly 1 gram extra, can't wait to try them.

5 of 5 I highly recommend this vendor to anyone looking for superior quality product!
5/5 Communication- Made sure everything went smoothly.
5/5 Stealth/Shipping Speed- No one would ever know what it was, 3 day shipping every time!!
5/5 Quality/Weight- Amazing quality (will update for more details) and the weight is always over! A+++ thanks!

5 of 5 Arrived QUICK 4 days~, Overweight +.5gs, some slightly crushed but VERY well stealthed, look excellent can't wait to eat them, will be back!

5 of 5 Awesome experience! Great Customer service, too! Fast shipping and WOW very discreet!

The product looks better than anything else I have bought before! And an extra gram was also included!

Thanks MushMouth for a great Silk Road experience! This was my first time ordering! I will definitely order again soon.

5 of 5 top effing notch.

5 of 5 Came in 3 days!!!! Great professional and stealthy packaging. Fresh shrooms, still dank and not dried out. Smells like that stanky stank fresh picked shrooms. Great seller.

5 of 5 Very clever packaging. It got here pretty fast too. I haven't tried the product but it looks very fresh and delicious.

5 of 5 Stealthy, quick, and with no problems!

5 of 5 Ok so the hurricane allowed me to get the sample today. Packaging is good. More than good enough for domestic. The actual product looks good as well. I just wish these were in my stomach now. I really appreciate the sample and thanks again. Trip report coming soon as promised. ( Most likely Monday when I feel like I can type again lmao ) I will be ingesting Saturday for our housewarming party. Should make for an awesome time. Thanks so much once more, my friend.




Here are some pictures of our shrooms from this thread in the forums: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=37730.0

MushMouth Mushrooms 1:
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=afb700ab333a12e6e3899191f054c844.jpg

Mushmouth Mushrooms 2:
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=b5e2666fbedf91a356a7822666107031.jpg

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Here are some trip reports from when we joined SR (Please feel free to share your experience in the thread!):

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=37730.msg461047#msg461047

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=37730.msg454136#msg454136

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=37730.msg447300#msg447300

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=37730.msg447407#msg447407

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=37730.msg447447#msg447447

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=37730.msg443316#msg443316


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(In the case SR is down for whatever reason, you can contact us on BMR under the same vendor name)



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*****PLEASE READ*****
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We recently received a negative 1/5 feedback from an order the customer claims never arrived. We went out of our way to ensure this customer's satisfaction, reshipped 50% against our stated policy, and still received a 1/5?

This particular customer had less than 5 transactions at the time of purchase, so if you order from us, and have less than 5 transactions, please know that IF we cancel your order, this customer fucked it up for you.

This is the only package out of 125+ transactions claimed to have not arrived and we did everything we could to ensure his satisfaction.

We will no longer accept orders from the following members:

jugganuts420
enterthewutangzone