*~:::JUNE SALE! 15% off all orders + we are offering the GBL => GHB conversion for free with all new orders. For larger orders (5L & above), message us and we can go even deeper.

We are also offering expedited shipping as well as regular shipping. Expedited usually takes 5-7 days, excluding customs sitting on their thumbs.

xoxox :::~*

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Hi! We're jennifers!

Official forums review thread: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=35448.0

We're offering 99.99% pure German-made GBL in sizes ranging from "Oh, I wonder what GBL is perhaps i should try some!" to "I want to be the G kingpin of my town."

Quick rules:

1. Don't ask us about dosing or recipes! This is what Google is for. These emails will be ignored, not because we don't like you, we're just busy girls. We sell a short but practical GBL=>GHB synth recipe that covers this!
2. We ship stealthily, and from a non-flagged country. However, this doesn't mean customs won't snag your order. If they do, and you can send us a pic of your letter from customs, we'll refund you 50% of your money (that's fair, right?). Otherwise just be patient! If you go over 45 days without receipt of your order, then we will refund some of your money based on how annoying you've been while waiting for your order to come in.
3. Two weeks after your package gets put in transit we will send you a tracking number. Please keep in mind that the Thai postal system isn't the most high-tech. In a lot of cases your tracking won't update until the day your order is delivered. Shipping to the USA can take up to 45 days due to customs- expedited shipping will get it to customs faster, but won't necessarily speed customs up. Please don't message us asking for tracking updates until two weeks have passed.
4. We ship registered mail. In some cases you may have to sign for it- this is no big deal, just make sure you know your mailman :)
5. Be nice! Yes we're selling drugs but that doesn't mean that acting tough or rude will get you anywhere. You get more flies with honey than with vinegar.
6. Sorry AU: no refunds/reships from this point on.

You will have to FE if:
-You're in Australia, Finland, Russia.
-Your stats are either very low purchase or very high refund.
-Your stats are <10 orders.
-You order 1L or over.
-You're a dick.
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Our shit list! We won't sell to you again, and we encourage other vendors to avoid you, as well:
* AliceWonderland: you received a tracking number and it says "delivered." Literally we've done everything right on our side; sorry you can't keep track of your mail, but I don't see how that gets us a 1/5.
*gaviscon: you ordered from us after you'd had a package from another vendor seized by customs. We gave you a 50% refund regardless. 3/5? Seriously?
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xoxox
~jennifers~