We are taking a very much needed vacation. We have been vendors on SR, running full steam, for the last 6 months or so and have decided to take a short breather. We will continue to process orders through Thursday night making our last delivery Friday morning.

TGOD will be back online on Tuesday, May 28, 2013!!!! All orders received between 5/24-5/27 will be shipped when we return.

We ask that anyone who has chosen an item and used a FE shipping option to please finalize your order before Thursday so that we can ensure your parcel is shipped before we depart for vacation.

Thank you very much for your support. We will return bearing gifts for all! :-)

Currently Serving the following:

BLUE DREAM!!
CO2|GOLD NORTHERN LIGHTS OIL
PRESIDENTIAL RX PRE-ROLLS!!!!! (loaded with flowers, oils and hash)!
500MG HASH SYRINGES ****FIRE****
200MG CAPTAIN CANDIES
BOMB FK'N EDIBLE'S.....Now By The Tray!
*****NEW BOMB FK'N EDIBLE'S HASH OIL MUFFINS**** (now in Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Resse Puff's flavors!)
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Calling all e-Patients...Calling all e-Patients...

The Green Over Door is open for business. We may not be the only prescription-less pharmacy on the market but WE DO PLAN ON BEING THE BEST!!!

NEW USERS WELCOME...OLD USERS WELCOME...HECK...ALL USERS WELCOME!!!!

Wanna get to know us a little better? Take a gander over the information below and don't hesitate to place your order!

1 GREEN OVEN DOOR...in a farmer's nutshell

2 RULES...

3 QUALITY

4 ORDER IN QTY

5 GUARANTEE

6 LOW PRICES

7 SHIPPING

8 RESOLUTION CENTER

9 CONTACT

10 PGP


1 @@@]]] GREEN OVEN DOOR [[[@@@

Welcome to The Green Oven Door. We have righteously been providing Medical Cannabis and Care to our patients since 2006. We say "CARE" because we may be especially known for our consistent and relentless effort to provide trusted products but our strive to "care" extends far beyond medicine. Additionally, we have License Caregivers on site who specialize in yoga, acupuncture, stress relief, relaxation sessions and even a scheduled chiropractor visit is do-able...Living by our Knock Your Sock Off Service model (KYSOS), our dedicated team of Service/Health counselors have only one job description to show just now how much WE REALLY CARE.

Though we are new to SR, we consider ourselves the next pioneers in this medical marijuana industry. Our family consist of 20+ growers throughout the west coast, a local dispensary which employees 7 Full/Part time Budtenders & 4 dedicated delivery drivers. We provide security for the safety of our walk-in members, transportation assistance for disabled patients, and will take no shortcut in ensuring that we are always just as thorough in our level of safety for our SR members as well.

Our goal is to delight every one of you simply by exceeding your expectations, responding to all of your questions that AREN'T ANSWERED HERE, providing prompt responses and resolutions of any issue that may arise during transit(see RESOLUTION SITUATIONS), and more importantly assuring that you will get everything you ordered if not a little more...just because that's how we are!

We operate under a different name locally than on SR for obvious reasons.

2. @@@]]] RULES [[[@@@

WE GLADLY ACCEPT BITCOIN for all transactions.

FE is NOT required.

So that everyone can make good buying decisions, please be fair and honest in your reviews. Only leave less than 5/5 if your truly unhappy with our attempt at resolution.

READ THROUGH ALL OF THIS INFO. You will probably answer a own question of your own. Anyhow, if you're not into reading, feel free to ask. We repeat ourselves all the time.

3. @@@]]] QUALITY [[[@@@

ALL EDIBLES ARE PREPARED THE DAY OF SHIPMENT TO GUARANTEE FRESHNESS!!! Edibles, when un-boxed and refrigerated, will stay fresh well over 14days.

All the flowers we offer ORGANIC INDOOR, TOP SHELF, A+++ GRADE BUDS. So when a description states that a Hash, Oil, ISO, BHO, Shatter, Edible, Tincture, or even Ointments or tooth paste came from TOP SHELF cannabis, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET. We do occasionally come across mid-grade weed at very reasonable prices at which time we will offer those to you with DETAILED DESCRIPTION of what to expect.

***Like every method of consuming cannabis, ingesting edibles has its advantages as well as some drawbacks over smoking. The biggest advantage over smoking is obvious-eating something made with marijuana is much easier on the lungs than smoking but the effects of using cannabis are felt much more quickly when smoked than when it's ingested.Generally, if eaten, you shouldn't expect to feel anything for 30 to 60 minutes, and if eaten after a meal it could take nearly two hours before you feel the full effects.

Something else to keep in mind when consuming marijuana in the form of an edible is that the high felt from eating marijuana can last 4 to 8 hours while the effects from smoking can wear off in an hour or less.

It's also a different type of high. Eating cannabis produces a much more medicinal "body" high with an enhanced ability to relieve pain, increase appetite, decrease body aches, headaches and induce a deep restful sleep.

If fact the "knockout" effects felt from consuming THC can be so strong that our bakers came out with a new THC infused energy drink which contains coffee (caffeine) specifically added to counteract that "knockout" effect. Now, people who need to medicate during the day can do so without being incapacitated.

4. @@@]]] ORDERING IN QUANTITY [[[@@@

In an effort to ensure your orders reach your doors with as little scrutiny as possible, we will only ship your items in packages under 13 ounces. If your order requires more space, we will split it into multiple packages at no additional cost. (some exceptions on very large orders)

****When adding an item to your cart you will have the option to purchase more than one item simply by changing the number in the quantity field.

We will create private listings, per special request, for those wanting to order in bulk/wholesale or items from our catalog which are not listed yet. You may contact us via any of the methods listed below(see CONTACT US) with description of what you would like sent. We will do our best to respond to request within 24hrs.

5. @@@]]] GUARANTEE [[[@@@

~ YOUR SATISFACTION
~ EVERYTHING LISTED IS IDENTICAL TO IT'S DESCRIPTION AND EXACTLY AS SEEN IN PICTURE.
~ WE WILL RESOLVE ANY ISSUE THAT MAY ARISE AFTER ORDERS ARE PROCESSED
~ WE WILL CONTINUE TO WIDEN OUR VARIETY OF PRODUCTS AVAILABLE TO YOU
~ SHOW APPRECIATION FOR OUR LOYALTY CUSTOMERS THROUGH EXCLUSIVE GIVEAWAYS, LOTTERY, AND SNEAK PREVIEWS AND SAMPLES OF UPCOMING ITEMS.
~ WE WILL DO ALL THIS AND ABIDE BY ALL SR RULES.

6. @@@]]] LOW PRICES [[[@@@

Prices on edibles will vary depending on the product being offered. Buds will be priced based on the information below with a sliding scale. Meaning, THE MORE YOU ORDER...THE LESS YOU PAY per item.

1/4OZ $75

1/2OZ $140

1OZ $265

4OZ $1000 (FREE SHIPPING)

We plan to price compare and match any price listed on SR for comparable products. We will do this simply because we have the capacity to facilitate it and we see this forum as a great outlet to provide chance for anyone who would otherwise find themselves option-less for one reason or another.

iF YOU BRING IT TO MY ATTENTION THAT A "IDENTICAL" EDIBLE PRODUCT CONTAINING "MATCHING THC CONTENT" IS BEING OFFERED FOR LESS. I WILL CREATE A SEPARATE PRIVATE LISTING FOR YOU WITH A BETTER DEAL. (remember where you saw price matching first)

7. @@@]]] SHIPPING [[[@@@

All items are shipped within 24 to 48 hours. All edible products are prepared the day of shipment. Priority mail usually arrives within 2-3 days from the shipment date. In most cases, OUR PRODUCTS GO FROM THE GREEN OVEN DOOR to YOUR DOOR in less than 72 hours. We're so fast, you might actually still have to wait for everything to cool down! :-)

We are long time veterans in distributing everything that we aren't supposed to. We will leave the name and address up to you. We'll take extra care of the rest. Our process is Simple, Tried and True, and by both parties effectively communicating and being SMART about the way we conduct business, we are sure that all packages will continue to arrive without issue.

WITHIN A FEW WEEKS WE WILL BE EXPANDING TO ACCOMMODATE INTERNATIONAL ORDERS FOR BUDS but will be currently providing service within the United States of America, and it's Possession's and Territories at this moment. We prefer to ship USPS priority and will do so unless we've had conversation otherwise. We will at time ship via carrier of choice under certain circumstances. We handle these on a case by case basis.

The standard shipping charge is at rate of $10 for all domestic orders. We encourage you to immediately FE only once you've received your shipment. WE WILL AUTOMATICALLY WAIVE THE SHIPPING FEE FOR ANYONE DOES FE ANYWAY just because we think it's fair!

8. @@@]]] RESOLUTION CENTER [[[@@@

We believe in fairness in all aspects of our cooperation and make it our primary objective to see that everyone is 100% delighted with us. WE ARE REACHING FOR 5/5. We would greatly appreciate it if we were given a chance to correct any problem pertaining to the shipment, the item itself, or other issues with your order before anything less than a 5/5 ratings is posted.

WE CAN NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A MISSING PACKAGE DUE TO YOUR NEGLIGENCE OR NONCOMPLIANCE.

If a package is ever confirmed confiscated, WITHOUT EVIDENCE OF IT BEING DUE TO INCORRECT ADDRESS/PACKAGE REJECTION/LEFT AT POST OFFICE FOREVER or anything for that matter that is clearly an error on your part, we will be happy to take a second purchase order from you and you can try to be SMART on the next attempt! Please don't attempt to provide an address that a package has already been flagged. We will only lose that way.

We will refund 50% of an order if none of the above are true.

We have scams for scammers. We are her for business and too old for BS.

@@@]]] CONTACT [[[@@@

~ GREENOVENDOOR@TORMAIL.ORG

~ Send us a message through SR.

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WE LOOK FORWARD TO BUILDING A TRUSTING AND LONG TERM BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU ALL!

The Green Oven Door Staff