*****AFTERNOON DELIGHT*****

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
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Hello everybody!
I'm here to share the love... in full escrow.

All items will be shipped out Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, depending on when you order.
All sales from weekends will be shipped Mondays.

NO FINALIZE EARLY REQUIRED
NO SALES TO FRESH ACCOUNTS UNLESS IT IS A LOW VALUE ITEM(NO Less than 2 transactions, 2 months activity and $400 spent)
NO COUNTRY RESTRICTIONS (I don't care if you live in China, you're going to get your package)
REFUNDS CAPPED at 60%, RESHIPS ONLY IF PRODUCT AVAILABLE


No I won't deal with you out of escrow, or give free samples. I won't teach you how to use bitcoins or this site.
Use the forums and have fun!

Newbies, PLEASE check THIS SR Users Guide out: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=15383.0

Join the PGP CLUB!
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=30938.0

Contribute to/or read my reviews here! http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=19782.0

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***UPDATE June 2013***
Everyone received their prizes, I hope someone writes a review or trip report on our dessicated jellies from the last shipment-run, on our forum page!

We won't be offering jellies again for at least a month or two. No worries about the heat though, gelatin is the second most-stable way to ship this stuff, the first being liquid vials, so little degradation should occur during shipping time.

Current stock is some absolutely DELICIOUS blotters made with dutch-white crystal.
Tested last weekend, these babies are 120UG and will knock your socks off with a clear head, minimal body-load, and excellent visuals.

This is probably the best quality blotter I've had since 3Jane's last offerings.
Previous customers in good standing, check your inboxes over the next day for a link to the stealth-listing with your discounted price. The discount will last until June 14th.

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***UPDATE Mid May 2013***
I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the players and announce our winners.

Jasper5Jenson wins the Grand Prize of 2 LSD Gel tabs and almost a half gram of MDMA.
BaconWaffles wins second prize, 2 LSD Gel tabs.
Gapsper wins the third prize of a single Gel tab.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I will be sending you folks a PM with the details for shipping today.

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***UPDATE Early May 2013***
Welcome back everyone!
I am here with some Xtra special treats!!

First, I'd like to announce the availability of my custom-made LSD gel tabs:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/73a769038f
They are in very limited quantity, and pricey, but I've made up for that a little by making them a tad on the strong side at 250ug, and they will be shipped with my Delightful stealth shipping.

Second, if that was too rich for your blood, but you have some spare change in your account, check out my $3 Fun Pack Candyflip Lotto:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/85b86cb2bd
This gives a lucky winner two 250ug gel tabs and almost a half-gram of amazing MDMA(480mg) for $3.
Second prize is two gel tabs, and third prize is a single gel. - Some mighty nice consolation prizes if I do say so myself!
Drawing will be on Monday, May 13th.


***LOTTO ENTRIES***
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01- Jasper5Jenson
02- Jasper5Jenson
03- Jasper5Jenson
04- Jasper5Jenson
05- Toadofsky
06- Toadofsky
07- Toadofsky
08- Toadofsky
09- Mushman1973
10- Mushman1973
11- Jammanjd
12- BaconWaffles
13- BaconWaffles
14- MartenKel
15- MartenKel
16- MartenKel
17- MartenKel
18- MartenKel
19- MartenKel
20- BaconWaffles
21- BaconWaffles
22- Singularitypoint
23- Singularitypoint
24- Gapsper
25- Gapsper
26- Gapsper
27- Gapsper
28- Pyrodeej
29- Alpacabowl27
30- Historyisfun124
31- Historyisfun124
32- Zeedroogs
33- Zeedroogs
34- Zeedroogs

**Entries are now closed while I calculate the winners**

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***UPDATE April 2013***
Whoah, I can't believe it's been THAT long since my last update.
Loyal customers were treated to a low price last week, but the price is back up.
I have some of JCs Gandalfs up right now, and some special treats coming up in the next couple weeks.
About pricing. Your shipments cost me nearly $10 to send out. That is the price of stealth - if you don't want stealth there are plenty of vendors who will put their product between a folded piece of paper for you, at a cheaper price.
I'm always looking for a way to save, sometimes I can get it down to $5, but every package I send out is unique to avoid profiling.

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***UPDATE Jan-Part2 2013***
Pic updated. Whoah nelly! I tried two of these hanubs on the weekend, and it was a very "unexpected journey" to the movie theatres. I'm sorry, but they should have second guessed their casting choice for the Goblin King. I don't have anything against ballchinians, but it's terribly distracting to watch.
I would say two of these are about equal to three Alpha Centauris.

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***UPDATE Jan-Part1 2013***
Welcome back everybody.
We have 3Jane's current Hunabs up for grabs. Reviews are looking good, but I haven't tested them yet. I'll update the listing with my results this weekend.
This is going to be a great year!

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***UPDATE Dec-Part2 2012***
Happy Holidays/Christmas/Festivus/Kwanza/Hanukkah/and any other religious or non-religious winter celebration I've missed!

All my stock is almost gone. I'll be heading into vacation mode this week, and will only be stopping by to make spontaneous visits over the holidays.
All pending shipments went out last night, and with some luck, will make it before New Years.

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***UPDATE December-Part1 2012***

Apologies on shipping delays this week, I missed my Monday deadline and just got things packaged up for what was supposed to go out today.
I will be all caught up tomorrow, and any orders made after that will ship on the usual Friday/Monday/Wednesday deadline.

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***UPDATE November 14 2012***

The Road is BACK, finally. Right now it looks as though only vendors have access. I'll be getting my listings up over the next few days.
There are no outstanding orders, but the account/transaction history has been wiped - so if you have any issues with a prior order, let me know the particulars and we will work it out.

I've been sitting on a cache of the mighty 3Jane LSD from last summer, the 130+Ug stuff. I'm reluctant to part with it, good LSD being so rare, but I surely cannot keep this to myself.

The outdoor harvest is looking good this year, I'd say Canada has had a bumper crop from coast to coast almost.
I plan on bringing some tasty outdoor Afghani to the road. The seeds were brought over from Afghanistan by our men in green, and while they don't have all the gear and know-how we have in the Americas, they have some kick ass genetics it seems!

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***Update Septmber 27, 2012***

I've got some of that sweet, sweet 3Jane LSD goodness to share.
Don't whine about prices, her listings are pretty regular now, inexpensive, and you can get as little as 25 from her.
I do singles, up to a 5-strip.
My pharma test sucked pretty hard, so I won't be selling those again. Few of the test packages made it (likely), or I was scammed hard(unlikely). The end result is the same though, no pills from me, too much headache. Where this was a test, I gave all missed orders full refunds.

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***Update August 29, 2012***

Sorry loyal customers, but I am still out of LSD right now. :(
I hope to remedy this before the end of September, but don't expect a deluge, I'm just trying to spread this to people who can't afford bulk amounts.
I do have a little changa left, if anyone is interested. ;)
All out of Pharms, with no ETA on restock either.

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***Update July 25, 2012***

Hello peoples!
We're back after a bit of a summer vacation. No LSD in stock yet, I just have some for personal use that would be too expensive to sell. I DO have a few other items I can sell while we wait.

Some changa for those of you looking to go deeper than a typical LSD trip, but for less money and time than a heroic dose of L would provide.

A limited run of Concerta is available for those of you who need it.

By the end of the week I will also have four strains of Canadian outdoor mary jane, and even some seeds for sale.

I imagine we will see more LSD by mid August. Sorry about that everyone, this summer has been a wild one!

Thanks loyal customers. I know you've been patient, and I hope to knock your socks off with some sweet Lucy soon.

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***Update June 6, 2012***

OK, most of the orders have been received by my fantastic customers. I am still waiting on 2 people to finalize.

One of my customers accidentally sent the transaction to the resolution centre, this being my first time using the resolution centre I accidentally cancelled the order with a single click. (I think they should put a Go button next to that quick resolution thingy).
The customer was just fantastic about returning the cancelled coins, and so I've decided to do two things to commemorate this amazing show of integrity. The individual in question (I don't know if he wants to be named or not) will receive a one year 10% discount on my wares,
good until June 12 of 2013. The second thing I will do is make a customer of the month award. The award will be announced each month, and prizes will vary from a 10% discount for the month, to 1 unit of free product. Obviously I have this months winner, and he/she will get the prize for longer than a month, but they really saved my bacon on this one.

I have a strange review in my pile of reviews, they left a 3/5 and said I gave them a full refund. Well, I have only once given a refund, and that was accidentally done yesterday, so I don't know wtf is up with that review. So far ALL PACKAGES have been delivered, and I have had NO COMPLAINTS about potency.

Due to two customers this month accidentally, or almost throwing out their packages, and one dropping their cid on the floor, I will be changing packaging up again. More plastic, same stealth, but less of that old time religion. Using return addresses for subjects that are controversial is just begging for a trash bin. So no packages from religious affiliations, abortion clinics or political parties. I promise. :)

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***Update May 24 2012***
Wow people. You REALLY like LSD! I sold out within 36 hours, and shipped all orders out the morning after. I've put up 4 more from my personal stash. I didn't want to do this, but holy crap, I think you people need it more than I do. LOL
Once this is gone, I'll be hunting along with the rest of you for a good deal or two.


***Update May 22 2012***
It's been awhile since I've had anything decent to sell, but I now have some fantastic North American LSD for all you heads out there. It isn't as cheap as I would have liked, but until I can get sheets at a decent price, this is what we'll have to put up with. I will at least try to outvend our European brothers, as I am certain our LSD is stronger, purer, and less expensive.
I also like to think we are more honest about dosages.

***Update May 3 2012***
Final orders all shipped out this week, and... I'm spent.
All out of stock, and will have to wait until escrow clears before I can restock.

We had some decent feedback, although one strange one about a 24-hr trip, maybe he's on antidepressants or something? Another person dinged us a point for an uneven cut, though I did give him a 'lil extra. No worries, I'll be sure to only cut them with my knife next time... I was in a rush that day and thought to try scissors. No-no-no. Never again. :(
I tripped the final hit of the lot last night to make certain the last hit was as strong as the first, and even though I tripped last weekend, all was fun(four-day interval). I believe everyone should have a great time with these tabs! I hope you people get outside this weekend for the SUPERMOON! It should be beautiful.

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***Update April 26***
All orders so far have shipped earlier this week. Bad weather forced a slight delay, but domestic products should start landing on customers doorsteps tomorrow or Monday and international ones late next week. Overall I am pleased with how this is starting out.
I had planned on selling hash oil as well, but this promised supplier of "medical-grade" oil didn't turn out too well. I can't sell BHO for $60 a gram, and realistically not at any price considering the slight smell of butane when I opened the lid. I will never sell you people bunk! I'm washing out my sample for personal use and then washing my hands of oils entirely for now. Sorry everyone!
A new shipping technique is being tested right now, that first round of order "looks" nice, but the interior contents should be more hidden. I just don't want someone not "getting" where to look and accusing me of non-shipment.
I am halfway to my goal of paying my startup costs, I hope next week is as good, or better than last week was.


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LSD TIPS for Noobs
-Store LSD in a cool, dark and dry place.
-Don't mix with antidepressants or antipsychotics(if you're on these, LSD should not be on your bucket list IMHO). You must stop most antidepressants a week or more before your trip. They can either severely blunt or radically intensify your trip, depending on the type of medication you are on.
-Some people like to fast beforehand to prevent any excessive digestive issues. Some people get a sore stomach, though usually that's because they spent half the night laughing their asses off. I eat, but just a light snack beforehand.
-Do not consume any beverage containing chlorine a short time before, and for a short time after dropping. LSD is a fragile organic chemical that will break down quickly and easily in the presence of chlorine, leading to a weak or nonexistent trip.
-If you are new to LSD only try one tab of any batch the first time you do it. You can occasionally be surprised at the strength, and until you're experienced enough to randomly dose, I would highly suggest caution.
-If you trip alone or with others, make certain you will be in a comfortable environment. Don't go hang out at a bar where you're likely going to run into Danny, who really wants to kick your ass for stealing his gurl.
-LSD trips are often journeys into your own consciousness, what you have fed your mind will come to the surface in interesting and fun ways. Embrace it!
-Sometimes a trip is just really fun, and more trippy than introspective. Try not to fear that the hallucinations will not go away. Always remind yourself that it's just the drug, and all will be well in a few hours.
-If you can trip with someone experienced your first time, do it. I personally don't like tripping with non-tripping people though. I find I get this weird complex, like you're on some other plane then they are, that they could never fathom. You also read into what people are saying a little too much sometimes and paranoia can set in. Last, but not least, some straight people think it's funny to do stupid shit like wave their arms in your face and mutter shit to make you think you're going balls-deep.
-If you find you are going into a paranoia attack, just leave the room. A change of scenery is often enough to prompt you to calm down and interact with a new environment. I sometimes like to lie down in a dark room. Open eyed, or close eyed, whichever is less crazy, and turn off the music.
-Some of the worst trips start on the comeup, where you really feel it taking off, and your heart is racing, and if it's a big enough dose you fear you're dying. Don't worry, you won't die, practice breathing slowly... count to ten while breathing in slowly, then breath out slowly and count to 10. This part is not too long usually, and then you can move around and really enjoy what's around you.
-If you're going to do any other drugs, prep them beforehand... rolling a joint or filling a cap or bongwater is a different experience when tripping balls.
-For a full list of cautions, check here: https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_faq.shtml#cautions
-HAVE FUN!

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