Oh hello there :3

I occasionally have some things I need to sell here.


Regarding my shipping times:

I use USPS parcel/first class to ship your items. From personal experience these things can take anywhere from 1 day to almost 10. Most users get their items in around 3-4 business days. If you request a custom order that is large enough I will gladly provide alternate shipping methods with tracking.


Regarding my packaging:

Because some users have noticed "funny" names on the return address, be aware that the return addresses I use are legitimate, pulled from the whitepages. Some people have funny names, I like to use them some times.


Regarding when your shipment is shipped:

I try to stay on top of SR and my orders on a daily basis. However, I have a life and am not a full time internet drug dealer. If your item is still "processing", it means just that. It *will* ship, have patience. When it is marked as shipped, that means I have dropped your parcel in a drop box and it is out of my hands.


DO NOT FINALIZE EARLY >:C

Doing so shows a severe disrespect for the policies of the site. I never ask anyone to do this and am baffled when people do. If you are one of these people, stop it. One day you might get scammed.


Refund/Reship Policy:

For orders where I have not provided tracking, I will gladly refund you 50%. For small orders (under $50), a reship or a 100% refund may be acceptable.


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