**** THANK YOU TO ALL OUR CUSTOMERS FOR THEIR GREAT FEEDBACK AND REVIEWS - YOU ARE THE BEST! ****


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POSTAGE OPTIONS - IMPORTANT

This is up here, at the top, so you will not miss it and you do not have to read through all my useless info to learn the info you need to complete your order correctly. I know this is not for you, it is for the next customer but humor me anyways and read it. Thanks!

What Postage Option should you choose? Below are the available options and when and why you should choose them:

1. "APs Gift Shipping SEE VENDOR PAGE BEFORE SELECTING" - Choose this ONLY if you have been told to. Pretty simple, huh? It really is that easy. So let's move on...

2. "2nd and more item shipping SEE VENDOR PAGE" - So this one is when you are buying multiple different items. Choose this ONLY when you have ALREADY added USPS Priority Shipping (option #3 below) for your first item. And lastly...

3. "USPS Priority with Stealth Packaging and Tracking" - This is the STANDARD SHIPPING CHOICE. This is the one you need to choose for your first item. If this is not included on your order your order is not going to be shipped and I'll have to PM you begging you to order shipping, wasting your time and mine too. Then I'll be in a bad mood and probably not give you, or anyone else, any free extras and all my other customers are going to hate you (not me though, I love everyone!).

THAT IS IT - NOT SO HARD, IS IT?
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06/05/13 - OK, it looks like I overreacted a bit with the workload. After a day and a half of work and all orders have been processed and mailed out. So I'm putting my listings back up;.


06/04/13 - Hi everyone! In case you are wondering, yes I am running a little slow lately. I'm putting in the hours and slowly working through the orders and messages one-by-one. I apologize for all delays but rest assured that your order is coming soon and if you are waiting for a response to a message you sent recently, I will answer soon too. I was unable to login for the last three/four days so order processing is a few days behind. If you'd like to cancel your order, that's cool, just message me and LMK and I'll cancel it for ya. Hopefully I'll be caught up in the next couple of days and will be shipping same or next day again. Thanks for understanding.

I've pulled my listings to give me a chance to catch back up. If you are looking to order check back in a little bit. I'll put my listings back once I get caught up with shipping.

Thanks everyone who has sent messages of support and encouragement, I am very grateful to have such wonderful and caring customers, friends, brothers, and sisters as you. We are blessed!

Your patience is greatly appreciated. It is taking a little longer to send your orders so it is taking a little longer for you to receive them but when you do receive your order you will be pleased with the contents (if not - message me and I'll take care of it).

Thanks again everyone for your continued support, consideration and understanding!


03/26/2013 - NEW ITEM

I'm now carrying 10mg Alpaurin (Diazepam / Generic Blue Valium) made by Krka in Slovenia. They are ultra fresh and potent, very well made tablets. IMO they are the best Diazepam made today. I'm selling in packs of 10, 25, 50 and 100 but if you want a custom sized order PM me and we'll figure it out. See the individual listings for more info.

Thanks to everybody who sent messages saying how much you missed me. Sorry it has taken me so long to get back to ya but see, I finally did.

Hey, it is also our fourth month anniversary. Happy anniversary! What a wild four month they have been. I think I'm the only vendor on the first page and last page of the Benzo category. Congrats AP (and the crowd cheers)!

So I'm officially calling the Xanax Sale over, but I'm keeping the sale pricing! Welcome to the new pricing, same as the old pricing...

Effective immediately, the Xanax prices are the Xanax prices. If you have not tried them, you really should. They are the real deal Xanax and really potent. If you do not believe me, check out my feedback and/or my review thread and see what other people are saying about them.


I'd like to talk about delivery addresses. You do not need to fear me, if you use PGP then only you and me will have any idea of what was said and I clear my systems after each order goes. Now you need to fear your mailman, the postmaster, your roommate, your friends, your family, your landlord, neighbors, and of course the government. Where am I going with this? Well lately, many people, mostly noobs but not exclusively, have been sending what I consider sub-par addresses. I'm sure each and every one of you receive at least one hundred legitimate letters, bills, boxes, and parcels every month and they all get delivered. Take a look at the delivery address on each on. What do you notice? They are all the same, your real first and last name, address, city, state, and zip code (nine (9) digit zip codes work a lot better and can make a difference in one or two days earlier delivery). None of the addresses are ALL CAPS, or all lower-case. Use your own real name, we don't want the only item in your box that is different then all the others to be the one from Ol' Uncle Patrick. The main goal is to make this package as inconspicuous and normal as every other mail piece in your box. Use proper punctuation, preferably four lines like this:

David Smith
107 Bayview St. Apt #12B
Storm Lake, IA 50588-7769
United States of America

There have been studies that claims the packages addressed with 9 digit zip code will be delivered up to two days faster. To find your nine digit zip code, you would go the the United States Postal Service website (USPS.com) and type in your mailing address. Along with your first 5 digits of your zip code there will be an additional 4 digits after it. You can find more information here: http://www.govspot.com/ask/zip4.htm

What we want to have happen is nothing, we want our package to be just another package you ordered, no rattle, no odors, just regular commerce items. The more it matches the "normal stuff" the more it will "be" normal.


We now have an "Official Review Thread" in the Rumor Mill section of the forums. Please read and share your own experiences with us and our products here: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=96482.0


11/16/2012 – First revision

***** NEW VENDOR – GREAT PRICING, LARGE SELECTION, AND THE BEST SERVICE GUARANTEED *****

If you find a cheaper price from a domestic vendor here on Silk Road, including shipping, with similar issues resolution (i.e. reship or refund), we will match it and sometimes even beat the best price.

LET US EARN YOUR BUSINESS WITH OUR LOW PRICES, LARGE SELECTION, AND ULTIMATE CUSTOMER SERVICE!

Hi we are American Psycho one of Silk Road's greatest new up and coming vendors. Although we are a new vendor on SR we have many years of experience selling all sorts of products (legal, illegal, and gray area) for every imaginable type of store (e.g. Publicly Owned, Brick and Mortar, Online, Major Chains, Mom & Pop, Virtual, Home Based, etc.) and industry.

We sell a wide variety of products. Mostly downers and opiates, we are “downer dudes” though on occasion a “little strange” is fun and exciting. If there is something you want, but don’t see, send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to source some for you and our other customers.

OPERATING SCHEDULE / OPEN HOURS
We are open and processing Monday to Friday and generally take the weekends off to spend time with our family and friends. But will on occasion answer questions and process orders on the weekends too. We’ll do our best to accommodate your needs and desires and get it done. This is no guarantee, not even a promise, but if it is possible, one of us will get it done. Just don’t ask for something that can wait a day or two to be done on Saturday.

WE ARE CUSTOMERS TOO
We are regular buyers on SR and as such we are aware how important caring and diligent customer service is. We are all about our customers. We will strive to make you happy. We are open to and welcome your questions, comments, and constructive criticism. We will answer your questions ASAP but we get a lot of messages everyday and I'm sure everybody prefers me to ship order over chit-chatting but provided that SR is up you can expect an answer within several hours to several days.

USPS PRIORITY MAIL from USA to USA
For now, we will ship all orders with USPS Tracking. We are shipping via USPS Priority Mail which usually takes 2-3 days to be delivered but occasionally it may take up to 5 days depending on your location and how USPS is operating at the moment. For now, we are only shipping within the USA. Your order will be shipped out usually within 24 hours of ordering, sometimes even sooner, and almost never more than 72 hours (weekends excluded). We ship Monday through Friday.

If you have a time sensitive order, please message us and we will work with you to meet your time constraints.

There are occasions when it takes an unusually long time to process and send orders. If this is the case, I sincerely apologize but sometimes it does happen. We will put in the work and get the job done and make you happy. Please work with us and you will be repaid with loyalty, diligence and professionalism. I really do care about all of you so try to not be so hard.

INTERNATIONAL BUYERS
If you are an International buyer that just must have one, or more of our products pm us and we will try to figure it out.

ALWAYS IN ESCROW
We will never require you to Finalize Early (FE) as long as you are a responsible buyer. We believe in the Escrow system and as buyers ourselves would almost never FE.

ALL CUSTOMERS ARE IMPORTANT AND EQUAL
No order is too small and all customers are important. We will process orders on a first come first served basis, but again, we may occasionally accommodate special processing requests. We understand the nature of the products offered and the demand that is placed on them. We love you all and don't want any of our beautiful friends and wonderful customers to be sick, hurting, or troubled. We'll put in the work to earn your 5/5 rating and continued patronage.

REFUND OR REDELIVERY
We will offer 25% to 100% refund or reship for undelivered orders that are undelivered to no fault of your own. If it is your fault then we will work something out to make you happy and keep us from being losing too much money. The refund rate will be decided based on customer actions, purchasing statistics, and length of patronage.

Payment is only accepted in BTC. No exceptions.

PERFECT (5/5) FEEDBACK IS REQUIRED
Seller reputation is everything in a market like this, and we strive for 5/5. That can only be provided by you, the buyer. Make sure that you provide feedback for EVERY ORDER. If, for whatever reason, you are unsatisfied with your purchase, please contact us immediately (BEFORE YOU POST FEEDBACK) so we can ensure your satisfaction.

Buyers who provide a less than a perfect score (that's 5/5) without first contacting us so we can address the issue, ignore our attempts to contact them and work something out, change their feedback on either their current or previous purchases, attempt to use their feedback score for leverage, make false claims about being scammed, make unsubstantiated accusations, and users who can’t be verified as legitimate SR buyers ( either on the SR main site or the SR Forums) will have their SR user name added to the banned buyers list and their user name shared with other vendors. If you have been banned by another vendor on SR for whatever reason, and that vendor has posted your buyer name in the Vendor Roundtable forum, we will not do business with you either. By ordering any of our products, you directly agree to all our terms and conditions as determined on the product page and this document, our vendor page.

WE REALLY NEED YOUR 5/5 RATING
Write us and tell us what happened before leaving anything other than 5/5 feedback. We will work out whatever your problem is and make you happy. The customer is always right. Have we stressed this enough already? I keep saying it because it is true. We are new to running an SR storefront and we are learning every day, please have a little patience, understanding and we will always make you happy. We welcome all suggestions. Give us a hand or a couple ideas on what we might be doing wrong. And if we do something really cool, you can tell us and SR about it too.

All our listings are pegged to the US Dollar so you will see minor BTC price fluctuation occasionally. Some listings are also hedged for your and our currency safety while others and not hedged for a little excitement in the currency market. If you must have your order hedged, or not hedged message us and well see if we can make you a custom order with custom hedging settings.

We will be adding new products all the time so add us as a fan so you will be notified of our exciting new listings.

ENCRYPTED COMMUNICATION
We accept communications only through the SR message system. If you are comfortable sending your personal information via clear text then you may choose to do so (although we discourage it). Otherwise, you may send your personal information using my Public PGP Key. If you wish an encrypted response (which we encourage), be sure to include your Public PGP Key.

If you’re having difficulty with PGP, check out the PGP Club on the SR Forum board:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=30938.0

it helped us work it out,
or check the graphic walk through at:

http://p3lr4cdm3pv4plyj.onion/guides/shepj.html


If you still can’t figure it out, you can send your details through https://privnote.com, though we can’t be sure of the security on any external site. We’d rather have you message us and we’ll gladly walk you through PGP because it is the best and most standard.

We encourage you to encrypt all sensitive communications especially your name and address. We feel PGP is the best encryption available for SR and if you choose to use it please do not forget to include your Public PGP Key or a link to it if you would like us to communicate back with you.

If you do not want to use PGP then use privnote.com. If you do not want to use privnote.com then use nothing. It is your freedom on the line. Just know that we will be uncomfortable and probably not the most open in our conversations. We love you and we don't want any problems for any of our SR brothers and sisters. Be safe and secure. Foresight is far better than hindsight, when knowledge is involved and an inch of prevention can avoid a lifetime of incarceration.

Thank you and bless you!

EXTRA SWAG
Sometimes we like to show a little more love and include some extra goodies with your order. If you have any questions about any odd, strange, or extra items included in your order, message us and we'll explain about them. It is good advice to NOT take anything you are not 100% sure of what it is. But, again, it is a free world and I'm not going to impose my will upon you. If there is something you would like to try let us know and if possible (it's always possible) we will include some free samples for you to try out.

Here is our Public PGP Key

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