06/05 - I have some funny feedbacks, check em out if you want. Just scroll down, a little more, keep going, yep past the mushy stuff, just a few mooore....If you are still reading this, why?

Anyways-

Been a while since I updated this page. People be reading things on here saying "WTF, is The Speedy Ninja stuck in a groundhog's day type loop - AGAIN?" I wonder why Bill Murray always has supernatural stuff happen to him, especially on holidays. I'm thinking it's some sort of acid flashback type effect of the sliming he took in that hotel.

Anyways...Part 2-

Have new baggies, have sold out of some, putting up some more listing this evening - I hope. But don't let that stop you if you see what you want right now, I mean Ninja's gotta eat!!

Ninja also gotta crazy busy schedule the next two days but I am determined orders will go out on time. Anything that has come through as of this posting is packed and will be on it's way to the shipping point soon. So I'm all caught up, don't be afraid to order, I just want everyone to know I might be late in pushing the order to "In Transit" once in a while but I'm aiming for a 24 hour window from ordering to physically shipped*

*Participation may vary. Vendor reserves the right to slack on Sunday since it doesn't effing matter anyway. Vendor will stop being weird and get back to work now. Love yalls.



**The Zolt Issue**

!!FUCKFUCKMOTHERFUCKANDMAYCIPLAFOREVERHAVETHETASTEOFBALLSINTHEIRMOUTHS!!
I'm sorry. Calming...Calming..Serenity Now!
My supplier could not come through after stringing me along on this stuff. Looks like the zolt ship really has sailed - unfortunately the zolt ship(ment) never did. Problem is some funds were held up a while so I couldn't go find a different brand right away. Am currently working on a supply solution that will allow me to keep prices where they were while maintaining quality.

As always, suggestions for brands are gladly accepted. It's you guys I do this for.

Otherwise, I love you guys. Stay Silky my friends.

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I'd like to thank all of my wonderful customers for your patronage and let you know you rock - except for those who don't seem to know how to finalize (you know who you are - actually maybe you don't and that could be the problem).

Please my dear customers: finalize!!! (when you get the order of course) Do you want me to re-stock or not? Gotta get that paper! ...er coin.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Try and fool me three times, canceled order, unless you fool me, then I just suck. So be nice.

Thanks

---Speedy

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In Stock:

- Baggies (listings back up shortly)
- Un-inventoried baggies for the patient
- Nitrous Crackers

On it's way but who the hell can guess?:
- Zolt

On it's way oh you patient patronizers of pills (updated 06/05):
-Modalert


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McFF (My current Favorite Feedback):

No one can compete. Best vendor on SR. Awesome product, fast and discrete shipping, generous person.

-----(Yep, that's me!! But my best quality is my humility.)-----


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If you liked - or frequently like - my service, products, etc. please take a moment to say so in my review thread. It is very anemic, so I would appreciate anything you have to say.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=16707.msg292194#msg292194


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About:

I am an experienced buyer and seller and I will treat you the way I expect to be treated when buying on Silk Road.

Everything is shipped discreetly and packaged stealthily just like you would expect from a ninja. I may be Speedy but quality packaging is something I take my time on.


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Security:

Ninjas take security very seriously. While I do not mind if you message me unencrypted about most things, anything specific to your order (especially your address) should be encrypted. However I understand the process of learning PGP is extremely difficult so I do not require encryption on any orders **at this time**.


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Please send me your public key when you place an order so I can respond to you appropriately.


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Remember - The Speedy Ninja loves his customers. I love customer service too, if you need something let me know, if you are new here and have a question - check the community forums! - if you still need help I'm happy to be of service.