SPEEDY DELIVERY!
Top quality, half the price.

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6-7-13

THANKS FOR AN AWESOME FIRST MONTH!!!

Just wanted to let everyone know that we hear your concerns about our stealth, so we decided to try something new.

We hope the feedback reflects progress.

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6-4-13

Finally finished dealing with the last of our little First Class postage problem. We were noobs. We learned our lesson. Priority has breathed new blood into us. We sent out our first shipment using it last night, and we can't wait to see our turnaround time get cut down to a few days!

We are running into the issue of the post office not having enough envelopes for us, but we're gonna have to find time to shop around. Good thing we live in New York City where there's all these post offices... :)

Also, we got a new batch. It's fire, as always.

We want to thank everyone for their awesome reviews! We read them and we remember! Reviews are our advertisements, so we count on them! Please keep it up, and we might McFeel you up.

FUCK WITH US!

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5-31-13

After a stressful week walking down the road in the dark, we have finally turned our high-beams on.

Mister McFeely now offers Priority Shipping.

This means your packages will be arriving lightning fast. We are going to have to start charging for shipping now, but we think it is totally worth it for 2-3 delivery and peace of mind.

We are very excited to step our game up once more, and we hope all of our customers are as pumped as we are.

We will also be adding the express option very shortly.

Speedy delivery!!!

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5-23-13

Feedback on new product and double vacuum sealing:

The word is in on the new batch. Our suspicions were confirmed... IT'S BETTER.

It is more potent and more clean than the gun powder. We honestly think this is right there with the best tar on Silk Road. Buuuuut... Half the price :)

We also cleaning up the packaging even more, using wax paper nicely, and doubling up the vacuum seal until our Mylar gets to the office.

We are still working around the clock (sorta) to get Priority/Express shipping going.

Update on that soon.

Also, we've just purchased a case of Mylar heat seal smell-proof bags. :))))

Mister McFeely is bringing it to the next level.

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*A little about our team*

Mister McFeely's Speedy Delivery is comprised of experienced individuals who have been in the business for many many years. Like any successful business, we have gown slowly and carefully over the years. After several long months of research and development we decided to bring our professionalism and exceptional products to you. To make our experience as safe as possible, we have recruited a computer security professional for training and consulting purposes. This means that not only will you receive high quality products shipped lightning fast for more than reasonable prices, you can always expect the newest technologies and highest levels of security.




===SHIPPING===

So we've revamped our shipping again. We've upgraded from First Class only to Priority w/ Tracking only. This is probably the best thing that's happened to our business yet.

We use a double vacuum seal every time. We are in the process of upgrading to Mylar.

We process all our orders at night, so your order will go in the box the morning after you place it. If not, you will get a message explaining the delay. 95% of orders get shipped the next day.

If it is marked "in transit", it has been put in the box. Period.



AS OF RIGHT NOW: UNITED STATES DOMESTIC ONLY

PRIORITY WITH TRACKING ONLY




===FEEDBACK/COMMUNICATION===

Feedback is incredibly important to us. We aim to please. Your satisfaction is our number one priority. If you're not happy, we're not happy. Our goal is to get you the highest quality product in a safe and timely fashion.

We get a lot of messages everyday. We do our absolute best to respond to all of them as fast as possible. Sometimes we may take a while to get back to you, but please know that we try REALLY hard to stay on top of messages.

Customer Service is a huge part of our business.


====REFUNDS===

We don't play. We will never fuck you. So please, don't fuck us.

We will never ask you to Finalize Early.

If there's a problem, or if you haven't received your package one week after being marked in transit, contact us immediately. Our goal is to keep every transaction out of the resolution center.

New buyers should not expect any sort of refund.
New buyers should not order more than 1 gram.
New buyers should leave 5/5 feedback at least until we have communicated.



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