"Hoping they're not really a couple of fat middle-aged men." Ha! Thanks [redacted]! You have 10% added to your next order! We have been asked to pass this 10% onto someone who 'needs it', if you think you need it, let us know why!

***UPDATE 5th June***
Security policy added. It is time we all stepped up our game, please protect yourselves. We always step up, helps that finely curved ass, which is not helped by the cake. :( We do everything in our power to protect you.

NEW OFFER! Make us laugh with your feedback and get 10% added to your next order. If you think you are funny, send us a copy of your feedback in a message, so we can attach it to a user name.

Please note, we reserve the right not to find you funny.

***Tuesday 4th June Update***

We have been listening to your feedback and in our never ending quest to meet your high standards, we wish to clarify and improve things a bit.

The great news is that domestic shipments are now being sent uncompressed. You asked, we delivered!

CURING - Two of our customers have mentioned that our weed has not been perfectly cured. We have not cured our bud for 2 months plus and we never claimed to, what we have said is that it has been cured for a number of weeks. In reality it is over a month and is only getting better by the day, but we needed to get this thing moving and hopefully one day we will be offering a 2 month super cure. You will know when this is, as we will not be able to shut up about it.

About Us - We're just a tight couple of girls trying to do things a bit different. Working along cooperative lines, with ethical, organic sources for all we use. We knows who's on top around here and it isn't any of us, we are looking forward to the challenge of matching and beating expectations.

You will be dealing with just one person, me at the shop front, who you can call LittleOrphanAnnie. FYI, I'm not little, an orphan or called Annie.

The Weed - B+/A-, better than what we get on the streets, not as good as we get in Holland. So sweet and fruity smelling, with a good solid, long lasting high. More importantly for us, it seems unlike anything else we've ever had; it's special, in a delicate way. This batch does lack that bag appeal and knock-out aroma we all love, but it makes up for it in other ways. Totally dry and nicely cured for a number of weeks.

We've been asked if we use any bulking agents and we want to categorically state we would never do such a thing. One of the reasons we are here is to try and bring some ethics to the business - bulked weed would be totally against what we believe in.

'BIG ASS STALKS' - If you think there are some twigage in your weed, weigh it first ;) It is a presentational choice as it leaves us to leave the bud alone for as much as possible. Less molestation this way, but you are compensated.

Shipping - Domestic is sent uncompressed! You guys wanted it, you've got it!!

We've been working on this for far longer than we anticipated, we will not go into too much detail as to our methods, but there's a reason we are so confident to offer international samples straight away. Threads like the one below have been read and fully understood, to the extent that plans have been changed, new systems implemented and comfy assumptions confronted. If we're wrong, we will admit it, sometimes even happily!

We use sealed pouches and moisture barrier bags, we are always looking for new and better ways. We have a 100% delivery rate.

STEALTH THAT WORKS - dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=18904.0

Dispatch - Within 24 hours of order, by 1st class Royal Mail, which is free.

FE - As a new vendor, could not even accept it even if we could. Users with zero/very few transactions are likely to be cancelled.

International Orders - Four free samples for those in the EU, as we believe our stealth is proper version 2.0. Once these samples have arrived, we will happily sell to the EU.

Forum review thread - http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=162472.msg1155407

SECURITY - We want this to work, the only way to do that is doing it safely. Everything we do is on encrypted Linux, vendors using Windows is madness. We keep no records, paper or otherwise of your address, you guys see the only paper copy made when you get your goods. We do not have any interest in where you are, or who you are. We care about you being happy and us getting paid, that is all.

Usernames will be kept, publicly, on account of seriously bad nastiness or autofinalisation. This will not contain any other information and will be made freely available to other vendors. We really want to say thanks for not having to do this yet, we really do not want to!!

We stay right on top of what is happening with the ground reality of what we are doing, we aim to always be playing our best game. We would love it if you thought about your security too, no one is going to connect your order to us, this is really about you! Please read this forum post here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=167339.0

Please do not do anything stupid like this, it is your own ass on the line not anyone else's. We have our collected asses covered we are also very interested in your ass too.

***PLEASE NOTE NEW GPG***

-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Version: GnuPG v1.4.12 (GNU/Linux)
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=RDHV
-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----