11/29 This is a new seller message/page to reflect the fact that I have upgraded the BTH for workaday quality to the "PURE" which is just another name for really strong uncut tar. This stuff is at least three times as strong as the last, and a different kind of thing entirely. DO NOT treat this like the last dope- you could fsll out or something even less desirable.
The price, unfortunately, has also increased, but only about 60%, which is in no way commensurate with the quality increase. I previously had the lowest [prices on the Road for BTH, and I still have the lpwest prices for this quality. Plus I obviously have a great record of quick delivery. And out of well over 300 transactions, I have only had about three undelivered- two were bad addresses, and one was inexplicable.

SHIPPING- PRIORITY YES, EXPRESS NO

I ship everything priority USPS with a DCN. Like most vendors, I regard the DCN as being for my own purposes, which is to protect me against people who claim not to have received packages when they have.
It is NOT for customers to track their packages- that is easy enough without the DCN, with the simple knowledge that the package will get in the mail at the next opportunity after it is marked "in transit." Meaning that if it is so marked after 8 PM UTC, it will go out the next day,and things before that time will go out the same day.
Priority mail basically means that the Post Office will get it there on the second day after mailing, although they do not guarantee this, and further in formation with respect to your particular location can be gotten from the Post office, if available.
NO EXPRESS. I don't think thst people really realize how much more risk and hassle express shipping is for a vendor, or I wouldn't get, for example, people ordering half grams and wanting me to ship express. THIS IS A SECURITY ISSUE. To ship express I have to go to the counter, and at this point I lose my anonymity to the Postal people, as i am standing there with ncontrtaband in my hand. They see me, we interact, and, althoug the package has a fake return address, there is a possibility thatn they could identify me from memory, or, say, from a collection of photos. Multiply this risk by the number of times one might ship express and you can easily see that it is unacceptable.
Not to mention the added inconvenionce and lost time spent waiting in line, as opposed to just usin g the postage dispensing machine. SO NO EXPRESS.

FINALIZING EARLY- I never require this even of new (to Silk Road) customers- which is not to say i don't like it, es[pecially if your order is of substyantial size. I may be willing to work out some sort of bonus for finalizing early, but regardless, it will certainly get me to pay a customer more attention if they do. This would be over and above my already exemplary level of service.

REVIEWS
I encourage customers to leave honest rewviews, good or bad, and I will refer a customers to feedback or forum postings for opinions on quality and service rather than ask me.(Surprisingly, there are occasional,people who post in threads or leave feedback who seem not to like me.)
But this is whatn the reviews are for- honest feedback. I will nevdr strike a bargain with a customer to get them to leave or stop them from leaving a review. Please don't be shocked, but there are some people who attempt to manipulate vendors by these kind of threats.

shit I have jkust read this over and it seems really long and boring. THIS IS ABOUT GETTING HIGH IN THE END LETS NOT FORGET THAT!

WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO IS LET YOU GET HIGH WITH BETTER PRICES AND SERVICE THAN ANYONE ELSE ON SR. That little competition makes it
fun- yeah, it is a lot of fun to fil orders and message people. maybe make a little money but i love it so much i would pay money to do it. ( Who believes this? I you do, message me and i will find a way to relieve you of your BTC.)

TIRED OF TYPING This has already gone on much longer than my attention span, and my doctors say the homicidal ideations will return if I push myself too hard.I don't want to do that because i am hoping to be released from the institution soon and it has been a real struggle keeping my bad thoughts secret from the psychiatrist. I already know what i am going yo do as soon as I get out- it is my big secret, but I like to watch the Hannibal Lecter movies- he is my hero!
I can hear them coming down the hall to get me so I have to end this.

COMMUNICATION
I return almost all communication that is coherent and civil in tone. (That really narrows it down.) But it has to be related to transactions- I don't want to teach you how to get bitcoins or anything else you can learn on the forums. i just want to sell you dope at a fair price and I'm certainlt not going to talk with you about DPR's book club. if you're reading s book and thinking deep thoughts it means you have run out of dope. So place an order, but don't tell me how you are goping to get your bitcoins soon and it fell through because of this or that. Beneath this suave and genteel exterior, i am really just a callous and uncaring bastard with absolutely no redeeming qualities. To paraphrase Walter Mondale (remember him?) they won't tell you- i just did.
I camust slip out the window and get back into the ward and replace my restraints like I have learned to do. I will be released any day now. Then they are in for a surprise.
Bye.
And this shit will get you real high. It may even affect your judgment.


-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Version: GnuPG v2.0.17 (MingW32)

mQENBFAUl6UBCACr9HcC30Dyy4LrzCBlHyMFk+gI0TleYj/nwq2jsylqziHNO1hs
l1g/oIL0MHsT3yAlF6Fc9+XV76vhSSd8B2J+Q8TWgB7hhhAJg9atdr40KXRTuSev
2NMH14LHHd11hzCnkPoxvWmxeC9rDZYzIux0zco9WvFbAvlrw/25XWoAnNHqqObG
GI++mDJ/lwzk4r0Ce+7O2NUybah3XfyUFaeJredTdVHnaNMrVM0l2dUnyW4ZHGkC
Li9Sbv1WTq2qBnERyohK74BdbPR2fArksm2+A1c4SPf+cRK/3sJ/bCOHRObDH9Zk
XAlX+CyRhW1a4xhR4p4HePFTU+EhtK8sYOXfABEBAAG0J2xpdHRsZWZpbmdlcnMg
PGFudGhvbnl3ZWVuZXJAZ21haWwuY29tPokBOAQTAQIAIgUCUBSXpQIbAwYLCQgH
AwIGFQgCCQoLBBYCAwECHgECF4AACgkQbu8bNT6peW1AbAf9GM3ZITHE6reAXWW9
p9Xz0v+U35UHpskKsQw6yeUHrzTHP4IVJevRUzcreKbndr6FKvmH2oB29PWAJ9fG
WEE8qXJzOqIt9CIm/ur7JQ6WX/dkYcz5MetoErtKwtaBdMRcNc3z4M5Z9NYRKZMj
YxVcOHBiEKNk+NN7RjbgXVWPavBFlBh6c5CudOaKhc34tKq7evR+knnM0hctAV+f
gJiEUHv4lT+hKQLQHg6/oQT26ugvXhyOrBt7bpWZMt+Rr2KB5dkZ/o4R5Add6e5H
S/1tMPULIOIVAsOmSdKgeDdptHJw0YJT43xzeaGDgbpjEaiYu5YgTAQZBzxhGY+w
6IzI17kBDQRQFJelAQgA6lj4uSTxwFJFE1IXtQGTQ/DK+cDlm6knpxQsiF01sGJj
uM7DBIfJ2AXl5B/xf2fzla6+0kNU2Zom/Ulx5re/NJaYrpOzHnwrrvVYnWEu3or1
ghRUZ7aIMe+Bkl7RsOh/MdmjyryVATAW96b80JG6txHVqhzX5pxYS3dWKhjkp14e
8K2/e7KMMjsM+nhbTdDiooF7U83tOw8IOjkOh2wVhIQDb0aml7aR8lolJ8HL2G1q
U3ypU1MNP7sdglMasjTuirDHFbG506UF7ru5CQzsvhogrbmunqC65LWXb/05oPRD
h+BJRoGd306TS3mRVbqT7cku+8eYcbtjGiLwDTlHVQARAQABiQEfBBgBAgAJBQJQ
FJelAhsMAAoJEG7vGzU+qXlt13AH/3cHCCzrvBh941bXmvYOqTT3Aq7gCphGeaaY
7u2HFyNh0eGCBQ51QvpW+TQHaF9itSa/6UEQuDP0MzvnZzct05h2rqjp3+alQkFT
23LRM0n17niyoTDNP/EvBnTuMGLKcHNBeat3qrI8mUngXDMq8pWvaMfDtRFX1xv0
nVUXTnNTEaCic2FOCSc2NcNewVMKM74FtlbX428Mda8b3091UeJl78kWXk2b04qO
u1XZC45OxYeq5vxjd60dThJ0NKUD1TuGQnHP8Srt5h7cYbbryoBI4fWNme7G1Nw7
Cki8h0ncp6Af75OCgXvIIZIvbpqvWiyqm/hkMYAn9nyH3Zd71WA=
=cku1
-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----