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== Summary for people who don't want to read all this crap ==
I sell only the highest quality products. That sounds like BS but it's true, I didn't sell coke for seven months because I wasn't willing to sell anything I wasn't proud of.
In addition to top quality, I get it to you faster than any other vendor. I stand behind my product and cater to professional customers who see the value safety, speedy delivery, top quality product, and being treated with respect.
Many SR vendors have poor performance as far as I'm concerned. If getting the best quality, fastest, with assurance that you'll be safe and receive great customer service are your goals I am the vendor who has what you want.
I am a no bullshit vendor. If you order it it will arrive and be the best product you have ever used. No bullshit excuses, no missing orders, no delays. I cant say why other vendor have that problem, just that it doesn't happen with me.
== The proof is in the pudding ==
It's easy for me to say that I ship the best quality product faster than anybody else with great customer service but rather than taking my word on it, check the feedback on this page or the review thread. There are hundreds of people saying this is the the best product anywhere and well worth it and no complaints. This says better than I could ever that you will not regret purchasing from me.
Heroin:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=26817.0
Coke:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94234.0
== Product ==
Once in a while I get asked "Is your product really great?". Yup, that's why I'm in business. :)
Take a look at my photos versus the other vendors and you'll see what I mean. Ignore photos without a name on them, the reason people put names on the photos like I do is to prevent others from stealing the photo, photos without names are taken from google and have nothing to do with what the vendor has.
For heroin, notice my photos show texture while the others are smooth. It's as simple as that. I have the only product here that's right off the brick without being adulterated. Besides that, there are other issues that affect potency such as heat, how it's stored, and age. On top of that, I don't sell light product like others do.
For coke the same thing - you can see the marks from the casting of the block, the sparkles, color, and can tell this is straight from a brick:
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=a59bec737ea2828b3b55f0a23a6f7dbd.jpg
You have my personal guarantee you will always get the best quality product anywhere. Better than any other on SR, and far better than anything on the street.
== Shipping ==
I am both the fastest and most consistent shipper on SR.
I get orders to customers extremely fast (The record is 17 hours from order to mail box - thanks Chaser!) Excluding a USPS screwup back in September no order has ever failed to reach a customer's mail box.
If you order by noon pacific your order will go out the same day unless something crazy happens like SR goes down. Most express orders arrive in 24 hours.
While I expertly work the USPS system, they do screw up from time to time and I cant prevent it. Due to my solid knowledge of their operations my packages tend to arrive faster than other vendors and are never intercepted.
I offer two shipping options, Priority and Express. Priority is typically 2-4 days, Express is overnight or 2nd day depending on your location.
While I am the fastest gun on the road by a a country mile, things do go wrong, just not nearly as often as with the other guys. If something does go wrong be patient, rest assured you have a far better chance of receiving your order quickly with me than with anybody else.
I ship from the US to the US only, no customs worries.
== Pricing ==
I provide the highest quality product, best customer service, lightning fast shipping, and almost 100% customer satisfaction. When something goes wrong I take care of the customer, have never required a single FE, I make a point to never run out of stock, excluding SR down time where nobody could ship I have only missed 1 day of shipping in 6 months, and if you exclude a four day range where USPS was screwed up not a single package has failed to arrive.
Other than price nobody can make a complaint about me. People of course do complain about price and tend to forget they want the customer service mentioned above until they miss it. I decided my policy on this a while back, if I respond by lowering prices I'd have to cut on customer service to be price competitive. Since my target audience is professionals who value safety, reliably, and peace of mind I'd destroy my customer base by short selling them to fight to become the Arbys of SR. I'd rather stay Ruth's Chris!
I figured out a solution last night! My real goal is to make a certain profit per shipment because a package in the mail is a chance to leave evidence which leads to going to handcuffs. Thinking about it in this light I've realized that I can achieve everybody's goals by selling 2gm and 3gm at a lower price per gram, so I've added a 2gm listing for $459 which is $229/gm. If people like this I'll offer a 3gm listing for $599 dropping the price down to $199/gm.
Anyhow that's how I'm tackling it. If you want the highest potency heroin SR along with assurance you won't regret the purchase now there is a solution that works for both of us!
== General philosophy on how to treat a customer ==
Heroin vendors out in the world are a terribly dishonest bunch. On SR they are a bit better but still pretty shady. I am the only honest heroin vendor I have ever met. That's what I take pride in.
I was a buyer here long before I became a vendor and I realized that the reason people come to SR is for safety, quality, convenience, and to avoid dealing with the scumbags on the street. Because I get this I treat customers like they want to be treated. My target audience is professionals who see value in being treated respectfully, getting a good value, top quality product, and most of all having confidence they will not regret their decision. If that's you you've found the right vendor.
I'm not particularly interested in dealing with poor kids looking for handouts. I've got a clientele base of established professionals who appreciate the way I treat them as much as I appreciate their business.
I love being nice to people and generally bend over backwards, but have a short fuse when it comes to rudeness. If you're nice to me you can expect me to be even nicer to you. I am reasonable, friendly, and honest. If you treat me well I guarantee you will have the best service you have ever experienced. I pretty much mirror the attitude I receive from customers.
In the unlikely event you are not satisfied with your order feel free to message me, I am very reasonable and will work through any issue you have if you approach me in a friendly manner.
== Quality guarantees ==
You are guaranteed to get what you pay for.
a) I weigh every package heavy by an undisclosed amount in order to ensure packages are always over rather than under.
b) I only ship top quality product. Every other vendor passes on whatever they get whether it's good or crap. That's not a problem for me any more, but back when it was I ate the cost rather than pass it on to the vendor, no other vendor does this they don't understand that the product is only useful to the customer if it is top notch.
c) I track customer feedback in case of problem, so if there is a problem I know and immediately (next day) and fix it, replacing any bad product that went out at my cost even if the customer didn't know it was bad. The last time this was necessary was September because I now purchase only the highest quality product from my top tier connection. In the unlikely event I were to ever somehow get bad product unknowingly in the future it's reassuring to the customer to know that I will eat that cost and fix it, something no other vendor does.
== The things peeps don't want to hear ==
* I do not do custom orders. Prepackaging is part of streamlining which lets me be consistent and get product to you faster than any other vendor.
* Tracking numbers are not given out for safety reasons.
* I do not sell anything smaller than 1gm because every package that goes in the mail is a chance to leave evidence leading to prison time, so I don't do this. If you are worried about quality check the reviews on the forums or the feedback, there's a couple hundred people saying I sell awesome shit and nobody saying anything bad, so there's no need for me to ship out smaller amounts.
* I ship to the US only.
* As mentioned above, I can not guarantee USPS performance. All I can say that my historical performance shows I'm the fastest and most consistent option by a wide margin as reviews on the heroin forum show.
* I charge a premium on express reduce my own risk. This isn't popular, but I have to watch out for my legal safety.
* I only accept bitcoin.
* Express is not overnight to all destinations, about 20% are 2nd day.
== The things peeps DO want to hear ==
Excluding a period of 4 days where USPS screwed up 100% of packages were delivered successfully. Not excluding those days the figure is 99.1%.
If you discount the SR down time I haven't failed to ship an order placed by noon pacific in as long as I can remember, probably July.
No customer has ever not gotten exactly what they paid for (there have been errors, but all are fixed at my cost. The last error was in September)
Out of almost 500 orders there has been only one complaint about under weight that the customer verified with a scale. Not sure how that happened but I of course I fixed it because the customer was clearly honest.
The feedback rating of (98) doesn't reflect how my customers feel, I treat customers like gold and have the highest satisfaction and return business of any heroin vendor on SR, the reason it's not (100) is because I decided not to pay off a few scammers out of principle. Feel free to chat me up.
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== Summary for people who don't want to read all this crap ==
I sell only the highest quality products. That sounds like BS but it's true, I didn't sell coke for seven months because I wasn't willing to sell anything I wasn't proud of.
In addition to top quality, I get it to you faster than any other vendor. I stand behind my product and cater to professional customers who see the value safety, speedy delivery, top quality product, and being treated with respect.
Many SR vendors have poor performance as far as I'm concerned. If getting the best quality, fastest, with assurance that you'll be safe and receive great customer service are your goals I am the vendor who has what you want.
I am a no bullshit vendor. If you order it it will arrive and be the best product you have ever used. No bullshit excuses, no missing orders, no delays. I cant say why other vendor have that problem, just that it doesn't happen with me.
== The proof is in the pudding ==
It's easy for me to say that I ship the best quality product faster than anybody else with great customer service but rather than taking my word on it, check the feedback on this page or the review thread. There are hundreds of people saying this is the the best product anywhere and well worth it and no complaints. This says better than I could ever that you will not regret purchasing from me.
Heroin:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=26817.0
Coke:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94234.0
== Product ==
Once in a while I get asked "Is your product really great?". Yup, that's why I'm in business. :)
Take a look at my photos versus the other vendors and you'll see what I mean. Ignore photos without a name on them, the reason people put names on the photos like I do is to prevent others from stealing the photo, photos without names are taken from google and have nothing to do with what the vendor has.
For heroin, notice my photos show texture while the others are smooth. It's as simple as that. I have the only product here that's right off the brick without being adulterated. Besides that, there are other issues that affect potency such as heat, how it's stored, and age. On top of that, I don't sell light product like others do.
For coke the same thing - you can see the marks from the casting of the block, the sparkles, color, and can tell this is straight from a brick:
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=a59bec737ea2828b3b55f0a23a6f7dbd.jpg
You have my personal guarantee you will always get the best quality product anywhere. Better than any other on SR, and far better than anything on the street.
== Shipping ==
I am both the fastest and most consistent shipper on SR.
I get orders to customers extremely fast (The record is 17 hours from order to mail box - thanks Chaser!) Excluding a USPS screwup back in September no order has ever failed to reach a customer's mail box.
If you order by noon pacific your order will go out the same day unless something crazy happens like SR goes down. Most express orders arrive in 24 hours.
While I expertly work the USPS system, they do screw up from time to time and I cant prevent it. Due to my solid knowledge of their operations my packages tend to arrive faster than other vendors and are never intercepted.
I offer two shipping options, Priority and Express. Priority is typically 2-4 days, Express is overnight or 2nd day depending on your location.
While I am the fastest gun on the road by a a country mile, things do go wrong, just not nearly as often as with the other guys. If something does go wrong be patient, rest assured you have a far better chance of receiving your order quickly with me than with anybody else.
I ship from the US to the US only, no customs worries.
== Pricing ==
I provide the highest quality product, best customer service, lightning fast shipping, and almost 100% customer satisfaction. When something goes wrong I take care of the customer, have never required a single FE, I make a point to never run out of stock, excluding SR down time where nobody could ship I have only missed 1 day of shipping in 6 months, and if you exclude a four day range where USPS was screwed up not a single package has failed to arrive.
Other than price nobody can make a complaint about me. People of course do complain about price and tend to forget they want the customer service mentioned above until they miss it. I decided my policy on this a while back, if I respond by lowering prices I'd have to cut on customer service to be price competitive. Since my target audience is professionals who value safety, reliably, and peace of mind I'd destroy my customer base by short selling them to fight to become the Arbys of SR. I'd rather stay Ruth's Chris!
I figured out a solution last night! My real goal is to make a certain profit per shipment because a package in the mail is a chance to leave evidence which leads to going to handcuffs. Thinking about it in this light I've realized that I can achieve everybody's goals by selling 2gm and 3gm at a lower price per gram, so I've added a 2gm listing for $459 which is $229/gm. If people like this I'll offer a 3gm listing for $599 dropping the price down to $199/gm.
Anyhow that's how I'm tackling it. If you want the highest potency heroin SR along with assurance you won't regret the purchase now there is a solution that works for both of us!
== General philosophy on how to treat a customer ==
Heroin vendors out in the world are a terribly dishonest bunch. On SR they are a bit better but still pretty shady. I am the only honest heroin vendor I have ever met. That's what I take pride in.
I was a buyer here long before I became a vendor and I realized that the reason people come to SR is for safety, quality, convenience, and to avoid dealing with the scumbags on the street. Because I get this I treat customers like they want to be treated. My target audience is professionals who see value in being treated respectfully, getting a good value, top quality product, and most of all having confidence they will not regret their decision. If that's you you've found the right vendor.
I'm not particularly interested in dealing with poor kids looking for handouts. I've got a clientele base of established professionals who appreciate the way I treat them as much as I appreciate their business.
I love being nice to people and generally bend over backwards, but have a short fuse when it comes to rudeness. If you're nice to me you can expect me to be even nicer to you. I am reasonable, friendly, and honest. If you treat me well I guarantee you will have the best service you have ever experienced. I pretty much mirror the attitude I receive from customers.
In the unlikely event you are not satisfied with your order feel free to message me, I am very reasonable and will work through any issue you have if you approach me in a friendly manner.
== Quality guarantees ==
You are guaranteed to get what you pay for.
a) I weigh every package heavy by an undisclosed amount in order to ensure packages are always over rather than under.
b) I only ship top quality product. Every other vendor passes on whatever they get whether it's good or crap. That's not a problem for me any more, but back when it was I ate the cost rather than pass it on to the vendor, no other vendor does this they don't understand that the product is only useful to the customer if it is top notch.
c) I track customer feedback in case of problem, so if there is a problem I know and immediately (next day) and fix it, replacing any bad product that went out at my cost even if the customer didn't know it was bad. The last time this was necessary was September because I now purchase only the highest quality product from my top tier connection. In the unlikely event I were to ever somehow get bad product unknowingly in the future it's reassuring to the customer to know that I will eat that cost and fix it, something no other vendor does.
== The things peeps don't want to hear ==
* I do not do custom orders. Prepackaging is part of streamlining which lets me be consistent and get product to you faster than any other vendor.
* Tracking numbers are not given out for safety reasons.
* I do not sell anything smaller than 1gm because every package that goes in the mail is a chance to leave evidence leading to prison time, so I don't do this. If you are worried about quality check the reviews on the forums or the feedback, there's a couple hundred people saying I sell awesome shit and nobody saying anything bad, so there's no need for me to ship out smaller amounts.
* I ship to the US only.
* As mentioned above, I can not guarantee USPS performance. All I can say that my historical performance shows I'm the fastest and most consistent option by a wide margin as reviews on the heroin forum show.
* I charge a premium on express reduce my own risk. This isn't popular, but I have to watch out for my legal safety.
* I only accept bitcoin.
* Express is not overnight to all destinations, about 20% are 2nd day.
== The things peeps DO want to hear ==
Excluding a period of 4 days where USPS screwed up 100% of packages were delivered successfully. Not excluding those days the figure is 99.1%.
If you discount the SR down time I haven't failed to ship an order placed by noon pacific in as long as I can remember, probably July.
No customer has ever not gotten exactly what they paid for (there have been errors, but all are fixed at my cost. The last error was in September)
Out of almost 500 orders there has been only one complaint about under weight that the customer verified with a scale. Not sure how that happened but I of course I fixed it because the customer was clearly honest.
The feedback rating of (98) doesn't reflect how my customers feel, I treat customers like gold and have the highest satisfaction and return business of any heroin vendor on SR, the reason it's not (100) is because I decided not to pay off a few scammers out of principle. Feel free to chat me up.
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category | title | price | ship to | ship from | |
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Cocaine | 1980s Time Machine | $339.00 | United States of America | United States of America | add to cart |
Cocaine | Coke so awesome this girl will rock you for some | $889.00 | United States of America | United States of America | add to cart |
Meth | Really tasty looking methamphetamine - 3.5gm | $353.00 | United States of America | United States of America | add to cart |
Heroin | 3GMs of extreme heroin | $629.00 | United States of America | United States of America | add to cart |
Cocaine | SRs highest quality cocaine directly off the brick | $488.00 | United States of America | United States of America | add to cart |
Heroin | 2GMs of extreme heroin | $459.00 | United States of America | United States of America | add to cart |
Heroin | The best BTH anywhere - sat arrival guaranteed | $326.00 | United States of America | United States of America | add to cart |
Heroin | Extreme quality Black Tar | $285.00 | United States of America | United States of America | add to cart |
rating | review | freshness | item |
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5 of 5 | Nod is a guy who's got his head screwed on straight. Once you take into account the quality, you're not paying any more for the premium product than you would for the regular stuff. | 11 hours | item |
5 of 5 | This cocaine is really good lol. | 13 hours | item |
5 of 5 | FE for trusted vendor. Nod is a god among vendors, and I wait with bated breath for the most kick ass dope around. | 18 hours | item |
5 of 5 | Nice. Arrived quickly. Quality is fantastic. Thanks Nod. | 19 hours | item |
5 of 5 | This was my first time buying from Nod, and let me tell you guys... this is new favorite vendor. Shipping? 24 hours! Product? Best I've ever had! Stealth? LOL! Thanks man! | 1 day | item |
5 of 5 | Thank you for the exceptionally excellent service! | 1 day | item |
5 of 5 | quick turnaround, good stealth, good product! | 1 day | item |
5 of 5 | Decided to finally see what all the fuss is about, and ordered from Nod. Now I clearly see why. Marked in transit quickly and got to my door in 2 days, across the country. The BTH is great. Very brittle, not gooey at all. It dissolves completely without any residue floating around. A great rush, and very long legs. And only half as much is needed compared to another vendors BTH on SR. Stealth is very good. What can I say? I clearly see why Nod is a top vendor. I will definitely be a return customer. |
1 day | item |
5 of 5 | Top notch in every way. Couldn't ask for better. Easy 5/5 | 1 day | item |
5 of 5 | The Man. The Myth. The Legend. BELIEVE the hype! After several months on SR I just couldn't resist giving Nod a try. He's prices are higher than my normal upper limit but what I was reading about him in buyer feedback was just too damn intriguing. Conclusion? I wish I hadn't waited this long. Here's quick summary of the experience. Ordered on Day 1. Received on Day 2. Pretty sure it was under 24 hours from mouse click to buzz. Shipping was very professional. Sleek and stealth in a Jedi kind of way. To say the gear is good would be insulting. I wasn't even aware that gear could be this good. I didn't know what I didn't know. But NOW I know that there exists a tier ABOVE the top tier. A grade ABOVE the ultra-premium. This is a unique experience. One that I would NEVER have access to otherwise. And Nod does all the research and foot work to bring it to us. His standards are ridiculously high and I get to enjoy the benefits. I am fairly certain that that the price delta between other SR vendors is EASILY offset by potency (better high, longer high, less product needed per use). Customer Service??? Shit....this guy hasn't build a customer base, he's created a legion of raving fans. That's because in addition to the top-of-the-top gear, he is Responsive, Professional, AND Friendly. Thank You. I am Happy. Thank You. I am Happy. |
1 day | item |
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