+++WELCOME TO YOUR LUXURY ON-LINE DISPENSARY+++

HOME OF THE ROAD'S FAMOUS "BUBBLE HASH"

TWEETB COLLECTIVE SPECIALIZES IN EXQUISITE STRAINS OF TOP SHELF, MEDICAL GRADE CANNABIS & HASH

LIKE THE FINEST WINES, OUR WIDE VARIETY OF GROWERS AND VENDORS TAKE CARE CULTIVATING THE BEST PLANTS TO ENSURE HIGHEST QUALITY.

A NON PROFIT DECENTRALIZED COLLECTIVE TWEETB DONATES TIME HELPING YOU RECEIVE THE BENEFICIAL HERBAL MEDICINE YOU NEED.
YOUR CONTRIBUTION HELPS CONTINUE THIS SERVICE. EACH STRAIN IS GROWN AND SHIPPED FROM A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT VENDORS, BUT ALWAYS REGULATED BY TWEETB STANDARDS SO YOU GET THE BEST VARIETY AND SERVICE.

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IMPORTANT UPDATE 5/29!! PRODUCT RECALL!!
If you ordered a ISLAND HAZE MAUI WAUI listing prior to 5/29, you are entitled to a refund or reship. Please send a message if you are dissatisfied. Here is why:
DISCOUNTED STRAIN! - NOT TOP SHELF!
This listing is now discounted P due to the poor quality of this strain. Tweetb tried a new vendor and grower who was not up to the tweetb standard. This is not the usual top shelf tweetb carries. If you ordered this strain previously and are not satisfied please inquire about a re-ship or refund. Very sorry to everyone, as this strain did not get proper quality control before it was shipped due to heavy volume after the road was down earlier this month.
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NEW STRAINS!! UPDATED 6/1/13

Available in 1g & 3.5g:
+BUBBLE HASH+
+PURPLE GORILLA+
+SFV OG KUSH+
+SKYWALKER OG+
+CHOCOLOPE+
+STRAWBERRY SOUR DIESEL+
+BLUE CHEESE+
+CHEESE+
+ISLAND SKUNK+

Available in "1/4oz Specified Strain"
+BUBBLE HASH+
+PURPLE GORILLA+
+SFV OG KUSH+
+SKYWALKER OG+
+BLUE CHEESE+
+CHEESE+
+ISLAND SKUNK+
+MIXED STRAINS+ (An assortment of top shelf mystery strains all in one bag)

Available in 1/2oz Specified Strain":
+BUBBLE HASH+
+PURPLE GORILLA+
+SFV OG KUSH+
+SKYWALKER OG+
+BLUE CHEESE+
+CHEESE+
+ISLAND SKUNK+
+MIXED STRAINS+ (An assortment of top shelf mystery strains all in one bag)

Available in 1oz Specified Strain":
+BUBBLE HASH+
+PURPLE GORILLA+
+SFV OG KUSH+
+SKYWALKER OG+
+BLUE CHEESE+
+CHEESE+
+ISLAND SKUNK+
+MIXED STRAINS+ (An assortment of top shelf mystery strains all in one bag)


++++++++SHIPPING POLICY+++++++++
IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, YOUR ORDER WILL BE CANCELLED AND/OR YOUR ARE PUTTING YOURSELF AT RISK OF LOOSING YOUR ORDER.

YOU MUST PROVIDE YOUR TRUE FULL NAME & DELIVERY ADDRESS
You must provide your actual FULL NAME (FIRST & LAST - NO abbreviations or alias) as it would appear on your bills, which corresponds with your actual address. THE FULL NAME & ADDRESS must be one that the delivery worker frequently recognizes. This ensures your delivery security. Miss-matching info or an address with a false name can set off a red flag, or simply they will not deliver it due to incorrect information. False/incomplete info poses the threat of the package not arriving and/or potentially getting seized. Your package will arrive safely and discreetly as long as you provide your correct and accurate shipping info. Tweetb packing methods makes the product entirely undetectable. FYI: No tweetb packages have ever been seized, and never had any controlled deliveries with a tweetb customer. In general if you ever receive a controlled delivery (when you are asked to sign for a package you ordered from the road) DO NOT SIGN FOR IT. Say you did not order it, were not expecting it, and turn it away. They can't prove you ordered it unless you accept and sign for it. Tracking is no longer available. Tweetb shipping reputation and history speaks for itself. Follow the policy and you will receive your order.****

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Please be kind enough to become a fan. Bookmark this page as well:)
Cheers & Enjoy! -TB

*PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING BEFORE YOU ORDER AND/OR WRITE A REVIEW*
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PRODUCT & SERVICE INFO:
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TWEEB reviews and transaction history speaks for itself. Please take a read. You can always count on TWEETB to provide reliable, discrete & professional service. The product provided is all high quality, top shelf, medical grade cannabis & hash. You, your orders, privacy, and high quality product are my top priorities. Cheers - TB

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ORDER & SHIPPING INFORMATION
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OVERALL ARRIVAL TIME:
From the time you place your order, until it arrives (processing & shipping) ranges from 3-8days (average 4days.)

PROCESSING TIME:
Please allow 1-4days. Orders are processed ASAP. Processing time is dependent on how many orders are in front of yours. Example: If your order is at the top of the list (1day.) Bottom of the list (4days max!)

SHIPPING TIME:
Allow 2-4days (excluding Sunday) for arrival after your order has been marked "in transit." Please message me ONLY if your order has NOT arrived 5 DAYS after marked "in transit." Trust that the methods used are very discrete and proven to be successful. (Read my reviews)
International shipping: not at the moment.

YOU MUST PROVIDE YOUR TRUE FULL NAME & DELIVERY ADDRESS
You must provide your actual FULL NAME (FIRST & LAST - NO abbreviations or alias) as it would appear on your bills, which corresponds with your actual address. THE FULL NAME & ADDRESS must be one that the delivery worker frequently recognizes. This ensures your delivery security. Miss-matching info or an address with a false name can set off a red flag, or simply they will not deliver it due to incorrect information. False/incomplete info poses the threat of the package not arriving and/or potentially getting seized. We both don't want that. Your package will arrive safely and discreetly as long as you provide your correct and accurate shipping info. My packing methods makes the product entirely undetectable. FYI: I have never had one of my packages seized, or any controlled deliveries with one of my customers. In general if you ever receive a controlled delivery (when you are asked to sign for a package you ordered from the road) DO NOT SIGN FOR IT. Say you did not order it, were not expecting it, and turn it away. They can't prove you ordered it unless you accept and sign for it. ****

MESSAGES:
Please send a message only if necessary.
If you place an order it will be handled promptly, professionally, and discreetly.

ISSUES/RESOLUTION/REVIEWS:
If there is a problem with your order (which is rare, but honest mistakes do happen) please write a message so the issue can be rectified BEFORE writing a review. If you write a review less than a 5 of 5 before I am allowed to fix the issue, I will unfortunately be unable to service you in the future. My service is excellent, and I will help you!! Please allow time for me to get to your message, as can get very busy at times. I provide 5 of 5 service, so please reach out to me so I can prove it:)

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A FEW FEATURED TWEEB REVIEWS:

3/24/13
1/4oz Specified Strain
I am truly amazed by the professionalism of this vendor. Never underweight, fast and stealth delivery, OUTSTANDING product quality and a happy, returning customer. Thank you.

3/9/13
BUBBLE HASH 3.5g
"I've made plenty of orders with tweetb, never has he failed. Both large and small amounts. He is one of the very few vendors that have been here for a long while yet always managed to keep a top score. His quality is never an issue and he/she is always honest before you go. If tweetb opened the walmart of weed you best believe it would be run proper. Thanks for always providing such a wonderful and honest service to the community. Peace!"

2/28/13
PRODUCT: BUBBLE HASH (1oz)
"First off, this is the finest hash I have tried off the road, and this place bears the majority of my experience with all types hashish. I've paid a premium for product that didn't live up to the hype, but here I am quite surprised at this treat I've found. I received the batch described to me as "dense, compact, and very potent with great flavor", and I can't agree even more. There's definitely some bubbleage, but wasn't even expecting it. The smoke is smooth and flavor, reminding me of dark chocolate. You can get it to be pretty malleable using a bit of extra heat and it grinds up easy in my two piece. Great stuff!"

2/27
PRODUCT: BUBBLE HASH (1oz)
"Tweetb is the man! Packaging was wonderful. Very Discrete. Shipping was fast. 2 days for me. I've smoked a lot of hash when I was visiting Amsterdam this winter and Cali last summer and this is some darn good OG Kush. .2 will get you ripped if you are smoking it correctly. Have gotten some Moroccan hash before which is great but not as potent. Great vendor. Will use again and again."

2/27
PRODUCT: Bubble Hash (3.5g)
"High quality, low prices, fast shipping, no practical problems - what more could you ask for from a vendor? Top of the line."

2/26
PRODUCT: Sour Diesel (1g)
"Perfect. This guy pulls through every time. Fast shipping, great product. A+++++++ 10/5"

2/25
PRODUCT: 1/4oz Specified Strain
"Top shelf vendor, with top shelf product."

2/24
PRODUCT: 1oz Bubble Hash
"Best vendor on the silkroad, shipping, packaging, weight, and quality all top notch."

2/23
PRODUCT: GSC (3.5g)
"A+ GSC!!!! This vendor has always been great with communication, packaging, and shipping is fast. As of right now if you're looking for GirlScout Cookies, this is the place to get them."

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http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=5110.0

FAQ - Here are a few common questions I encounter as well as some hypothetical ones.

Q: What are your shipping options?
A: Currently, I only offer one shipping method. It is the method I have concluded to be the safest and quickest. I prefer not to elaborate more.

Q: Do you accept Moneypak or western union etc.?
A: NO. And if you are new, I would suggest not asking that question or attempting to buy with anything other than btc.

Q: How do you feel about selling to new buyers with no purchase history? *UPDATED* 3/18/12
A: Welcome to Silk Road!!! I am happy to work with new buyers. Everyone was new at one point. Personally, transaction history doesn't really mean that much to me. There is a bit of a loophole where noobs can purchase several digital products and build transaction history that way. BTW - big thanks to some great digital vendors here Warweed and Drawkward. That said the best way to gain credibility with me is to start small. At any rate, I always use a DCN so if it isn't delivered, I will know. I have yet to have SR mediate a dispute, but I'm pretty sure having a valid dcn would help to protect my investment so I'm not too worried.(btw, I always use tor to look up dcns. Mostly for my protection, but I think it's good practice.)
-*IMPORTANT READ*-
I have been pm'd a few times with concern in regards to this policy. I would like to elaborate and clarify. According to another vendor(pharmville),
"you can use the DCN# on your First Class or Priority Mail package to track the progress of your and First Class mail shipments. IF you do this, DO NOT check the tracking number while using Tor. If you do, it is likely the shipment will be seized. Intercepting shipments checked on by Tor users is a known LE tactic. Just to reemphasize this point: LE is *very* interested in why packages are being tracked by Tor, they follow them closely, just don't EVER track your pack while Tor is on.".
My personal feelings towards this are as follows. Given the two options, I can either check with tor or without tor. Checking without tor is NOT an option for a vendor. Let me explain something. First of all, I don't check DCNs often and wish I didn't have to at all. It comes down to this. If I ship something and it doesn't get finalized in a timely manner, I begin to get concerned. I have close to a perfect "arrival" rate, so I'm not sure what would happen if a package were to get intercepted, but my concern, would be that if it were to get siezed, that it could affect other orders in the same drop and future drops locations and that I might have to change my shipping pattern and/or style. Basically, if something gets seized, I want to know so I can take precautions. If it has been seized and I check with my own ip, I might as well give them my ssn. If an order goes several days without being finalized, I need to know why. This is for my safety. It would be nice if buyers didn't wait a week to finalize, but the bottom line is I have to cover my ass. Furthermore, I could be wrong, but I don't see how it could be detected to be coming from tor unless they monitor and flag any known exit node ip address. Maybe they do. I can say that I have checked many dcns through tor and they've all ended up making it. If you would like to make sure I don't check the dcn through tor you can put it in the address comments "please don't check dcn". And if you would really like to make sure I don't check the dcn through tor, FINALIZE AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THE PRODUCT.
*Update*:1/21/12 Noobs are still welcome, however, I have had a few experiences with newcomers and would like to extend some advice. Be professional. Or at least respectful. I try and treat everyone with as much respect as possible. Please do the same. Try and understand something. I am constantly working on ways to evolve and improve efficency. I work very hard at holding up my end of the bargain. I take this very seriously. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, please conatact me first before leaving a poor rating. If I find that you have left poor rating without contacting me and giving me the opportunity to resolve, I may or may not try to attempt to contact you and seek satisfaction, but I will not sell to your username again.

Q: Would you prefer I finalize early?
A: NO!!!! I appreciate the gesture, but it actually complicates things for me especially if something goes wrong(which doesn't happen often). I also think it looks bad and if people don't know any better, based on feedback, they might think that I'm asking buyers to release early, which I never do, aside from the special cases that I address in the next few questions. The escrow system is there for a reason and it works well. It is your friend and mine. When you finalize, I delete your dcn and no longer have any tracking. Once it is finalized, it is final. Finished. No recourse for you or I. Don't do it. Unless international or we specifically arrange it.

Q: Will you do quantities over 3.5g?Very important read update.
A: 9/24 update: no need to ask before ordering larger quantities. If I don't have enough I will substitute unless you request otherwise. Substitution is, however, rare.
*Update* 1/21/12: In accordance with the SR state of the road address, out of escrow transactions will not be tollerated. Therefore all transactions will be all through escrow. This increases the fees a little, but I truely believe that SR deserves it. This site provides an amazing platform for us all and the developers deserve to profit in order to grow and support the Silk Road. My liability ratio remains. Basically it goes like this. When I ship, I ship discretely. My history can only prove that. I always use a DCN. Keep in mind, I always copy and paste the address you provide. If the DCN says for some reason it does not make it, My refund/reship ratio is as follows.
1/4oz=60%
1/2oz=40%
1 oz =30%
qp = 20%

If the DCN says "Delivered" or "Left Notice" refund reship is 0%.
This is for a reason. Larger orders are discounted and my profit margin is minimal.
That said out of 700+ orders so far, I've had maybe 6 that have had issue and they were resolved.

Q: What are prices for quantities above 3.5g?
A: 7g = $115, 1/2oz = $200, 1oz = $325, QP = $1200. I will revise pricing schedule at some point, but for now that's what I'm going by. Bubble hash is different, but aprox the same ratio.

Q: Will you ship internationally?
A: No. Sorry I do not offer International shipping currently. No, I will not make an exception even for an extra donation.

Q: I sent you a message and I saw that you read it and didn't get a response right away. What gives dickhead?
A: I try to get back to everyone as soon as possible especially with pertinant or time sensitive information. However, in an effort to get things out as fast as possible, sometimes I don't respond immidiately and if it's a question that's already answered on my profile or unrealistic, I might not answer at all. Sometimes I'll get a message and don't respond because immidiately because I need to think about something or reweigh my inventory and then as new messages and orders come in I forget so if it is something you do want an answer to and I don't get back to you within a couple days, go ahead and and hit me up again. I'm really trying to do my best.
Update:1/21/12 - This may be asking a bit much, but it would really help me if you could use these subject headings
Bulk Order - Orders to be placed for anything over 3.5g
Custom Order - All inquiries regarding anything out of the ordinary (mixed strains, special packaging, Hook me up bro, etc.)
Existing Order - Order placed, forgot to tell you something
Order Error - I recieved my order but something is missing, wrong etc.
Thank you - Just wanted to say thank you ( I really appreciate these kinds of messages and always read them, of course, but knowing that they are just that actually allows me to save them for the end of the day when I have all my orders out in the mail and I can relax with a cold beer and respond and say thank you too.)
International Request - request to ship overseas
DCN Request - Please make sure I have your public key if you would like me to send you the dcn
Other - Anything else
Any subject with RF01 appended ie. "Existing Order RF03" tells me that you have read the faq. All PMs that have only RE:subject in the subject line will be read last.

Q: Do you have any other words to share?
A: I'm always working on ways to make my system more efficient and putting together tools to make the buyer experience as pleasent and safe as possible. I know that sounds like a bullshit corporate slogan, but I mean it. If you ever have an issue and are considering leaving less then 5/5 feedback, please contact me first if there is something I can do to help. I have some more ideas that I'm tossing around and will update as they come to fruition.
I'm really greatfull for this community and the clientel I have encountered so far. I've recieved some very kind words of appreciation from those who are not able to recieve the medicine they need in the areas they are in and are greatful for the service I can provide. I plan to continue to provide this service for a long time to come. In addition to transaction feedback I would really appreciate product reviews on this forum thread.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=5110.0
*FYI*Honest favorable reviews may or may not encourage favorable handling in the event of a future purchase ;-)
Growing up in this area, I forget sometimes that not everyone has access to the quality of cannabis that we are accustomed to around here or even had the opportunity to try it. I have some funny stories of people underestimating the strenght of our crops. We bread for strength, taste and quality. Cheers.

-TB

Also, just a reminder. Please encrypt your address and any sensitive information. I will still ship without encryption, but it is for buyer safety first and foremost. Also please send your public key if you would like the delivery confirmation number.


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