update 6/5: listings up, new june promo codes. Thinking of starting to sell several hundred 10mg Methadone pills (Mallinckrodt brand probably). Will be cheaper than the competition with the quality of customer service you've come to expect from me :) For next day delivery please try to order by the evening hours. Thanks! -HH

update 5/15: i've had them for a while just been too busy to ship and package and everything. Also have xanax and kpins and valium in stock.

Stealth mode for now, past customers can order from below (if the listing runs out of quantity, msg me with how many you want and I'll check to confirm I have them and then increase the quantity remaining ("Max" quantity thing when ordering)



Update 4/11: There may have been a 1 day delay in all express orders shipped yesterday (a lot). They were dropped off hours before the last scheduled pickup near a regional sorting facility so no idea what happened... Please wait until 11pm ET tonight to see if the tracking info has registered before contacting me if I haven't contacted you already (there's a reason why 11pm).
Maybe it's time to switch to fedex...


Update 4/11: Temporarily out of xanax, sorry! No xanax with any orders. Trying to acquire some more from my dealer (his name is Mr Walmart Pharmacy), will update when I do.


4/6/13: Honey I'm Homeeeeeeeeeeeeee. sure wish i left all my funds in SR while taking that month long hiatus, it'd have been worth ~7 times more :( My last transaction was at something like $24=1BTC.

ANYWAY. I'm back baby. gonna prepackage some common small quantities like 3-4-5 pills to save time. If you need a package your spouse or ...mother (lol) can open I can do that too.
I need me some coins!
I'm just activating the old listings right now, I'll probably update them this weekend. New buyers finalize early regardless, and same thing before with the xanax thrown in for free if you finalize early (anyone). Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee!




4/1/13: Free 30s. ...April fools. (glad we got that out of the way)

2/19/13: Closing up shop until I can reliably connect to SR. This is ridiculous, apologies to anyone who has been affected by this. Haven't been able to get on since after Thursday or so for more than a page load or two, tops. And it takes an hour to send each message. The effect this is having on my personal life and job is too severe of an impact when I have to sit here clicking refresh and waiting 3 minutes then trying again and again and again for an hour just to send ONE message!
If anyone knows a legitimate solution I'd appreciate it! the only way I can ever kind of get on is using TOR then onion.to (through TOR still, don't worry) but every other page load is a 400 error or a Upstream Proxy Error(1): General failure.
As for the regular SR page not through .to's service, I've never been able to access it at all unless it's the middle of the night. So frustrating when you strive for professionalism and perfection like me!

2/8/13: Finally listed them. New buyers I'm wary of. I do not want to wait 17 days for payment! (Users with poor buyer history will have to FE if their order is accepted, and this would only be very few people.) Similarly, if you CHOOSE to FE (to receive something specified in a listing as a bonus), then even if you ordered express your order will not ship until you FE!
I ship every morning unless otherwise specified.


2/6/13: The blues are back in town. M30s as always, only the best :) Avg weight and stddev are correct according to my lab scale, assuring you that these aren't some knock offs but the real, delicious deal!

I promise they won't go so fast this time, limiting the number I list at a time. I will Was going to post some pre-order ones last week for people to claim, but I hate the idea of relying on someone other than myself!
Anywho, I'm lookg at them right now in a big bottle in my hand, straight from the pharmacy, so no worries!




Update 1/13/13: 11313...ALSO a cool date! ...But I'm already sold out. Those sold eerily quickly. Going into vacation mode. If you want to sell bitcoins for cash (buy cash from me for bitcoins) shoot me a message, I'll still check every few days.

I will be messaging my favorite customers when I re-up and allowing them to purchase from a stealth listing first. These would be any customers who have expressed interest in another order AND finalized within a reasonable time after receiving their order AND know how to send and receive messages :)



Update 1/3/13: 1313...COOL DATE! ~Three tit bits of news:~
1) Mallinckrodt/[M] 30mg roxies are back in stock! Couple hundred more :) and NO I DON'T do BULK SALES -- they go too fast as is, sorry! Listings Friday night probably for 30s.

2) Listings to go up after a policy change about Finalizing Early ("FE") now that I have the required transaction count mandated by SR vendor rules. It will only be required for new buyers with less than 10 transactions with whom I haven't worked with before, and it will only be requested after I have packed it up and am ready to drop it off the next morning. If you are unsure if you will need to FE, message me before placing your order with your *1*) buyer stats, *2*) which shipping method you're going to use, and *3*) what state or region you are located in. The last 5 transactions I had all went to auto finalize and the 17 day wait literally put my entire operation on hold. That's not happening again. If you were one of these users, message me before you make another purchase. I will work with you again but you'll have to finalize early.

3) I'm going to start selling cash in the mail at cost (amount + SR fees :/ ) on the occasion when I need some bitcoins relatively quickly. Message me if you need another amount other than what's listed and want me to make you a customized listing, or feel free to message me if you have another proposal! (e.g. different shipping method to save money? something else related? etc.) Include your buyer stats, and I'd suggest using either PGP (public key is at the bottom of this page) or privnote.

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Update 12/14: Regarding finalizing once receiving your order:
~ C'mon people... I go to extreme lengths to package and ship your package as fast as I possibly can with the utmost dedication, even prioritizing it above sleep and work. The least you could do is finalize when you receive it instead of waiting a long time :( I don't want to require FE in the future but this is ridiculous, I'm looking at tracking info showing packages received 8 days ago, and still not finalized! You wouldn't like it if I marked your package "In Transit" and held onto it for 8 days before mailing it! Please finalize payment on receipt. Thanks.

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Update 12/5:
~ I've posted my public PGP key at the bottom of this page, you can use it to encrypt your address when ordering. Please refrain from encrypting messages unless they contain sensitive data.


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Review thread that rarely anyone uses (if you do use the forums, I'd definitely appreciate a quick review there if you've got time :) Don't give away details about the stealth/shipping/location obviously, though):
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46840.0
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Greetings SR!

Although I'm a new vendor on here, I'm not new to the business or shipping things. My goal is to make your headaches go away, and definitely not cause any new ones!

At this time, I request that anyone submitting an order to me be an established buyer -- otherwise your order will be canceled. See the policies section below for why (#2).

Please finalize payment when you receive your package! I want every single customer to be completely satisfied with their purchase, whether you purchase a quantity of 2 or 20 items!

-----------Important Shipping Information-----------

DO NOT PROVIDE A FAKE MAILING ADDRESS FOR ME TO SHIP TO! This throws flags that USPS may or may not act on, and you drastically lower the chances of a successful delivery. If your name truly is John Smith, please do not purchase from me--I'm prejudice against all John Smiths ;) If you know your 9 digit (+4) zip code with certainty, provide it. Your address will be copy and pasted. Please TRIPLE CHECK it, I will not be responsible for your typos.

I ship packages during the mornings, including Saturdays (so, within 24 hours 99% of the time). I tend to be a little OCD with perfection about packaging, so it can take up to an hour to package your items, but if your order is received before midnight EST, I will try to get it out that morning. You will receive a PM with an estimated delivery date after your package has shipped (within 12 hours of shipping).

See policy #3 below for more details on shipping speeds, DCNs, etc.

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Policies:
1) As a new vendor, I obviously do not require buyers to finalize early. However, once you receive your order, please finalize payment and understand that 5/5 feedback is the norm.

2) Until I've established myself as a reputable vendor and proven myself to the community, I do not want to risk selling to a new user on SR who might not understand the feedback rating system and how a seemingly good "4/5" rating can be so detrimental for a vendor.

3) SHIPPING: I will not ship slower than USPS Priority Mail w/ DCN -- we both benefit from this, and it's not worth either of us wondering where some slow untraceable package is! (You get your items faster and you can finalize payment faster; a win-win!) DCN will not be provided to you unless necessary to prove delivery. If the expected delivery date has come and gone, shoot me a PM and I will check on it for you. If you have special mailing needs / limitations (such as a mailbox size limitation, specific type of return address, etc.) then let me know when you place your order. UNLESS REQUESTED FOR AN EXPRESS PACKAGE, NO SIGNATURE WILL EVER BE NECESSARY. Also, if you live across the street from me and order express, I reserve the right to choose any method I desire to get it to you on time (whether it be riding my lawn mower over to drop it off, paying a homeless guy to run over and drop it off, shipping via a cheaper method, etc.) It'll still arrive on time, even if the mower runs out of gas and I have to push it back!

4) I have never, ever lost a domestic package, so if this happens and the tracking information reflects it, it will be handled on case by case basis.

5) Holding my feedback "hostage", claiming I didn't send you the right quantity, threatening me in another way, or claiming you never received your package when the DCN says otherwise will not work out in your favor. I'm an honest businessman looking for straightforward transactions and don't want to deal with immature bullshit. Hopefully policy #2 prevents this.



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