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Describe your ex with a movie title?
« on: December 27, 2013, 05:18:37 pm »
Describe your ex with a movie title?

mine would be "dumb and dumber"
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2013, 05:21:04 pm »
Which ex?  I have about 20, and they all were batshit crazy.
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2013, 05:26:10 pm »
Whatever one you want just make it good.
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2013, 05:54:27 pm »
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2013, 05:54:40 pm »
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Man, i got alot of shit from her :P
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2013, 06:03:34 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2013, 06:21:22 pm »
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2013, 06:26:10 pm »
Gone in 60 seconds.

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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2013, 06:27:44 pm »
Chitty chitty bang bang.

She was a porn star
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2013, 09:11:54 pm »
The Bitch.

Crazy People.

Money for Nothing.
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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2013, 09:27:48 pm »
A Boy and his Dog.

The Gods must be Crazy.

Queen of the Damned.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2013, 09:29:44 pm »
CUNT

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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2013, 09:38:13 pm »
Gone with the Wind
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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2013, 09:38:46 pm »
Nymphomaniac.. :)
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2013, 09:51:29 pm »
The Perfect Storm
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2013, 10:29:21 pm »
Borderline    (hahahahaha, I got it first!)
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2013, 10:59:03 pm »
American Psycho

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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2013, 11:08:43 pm »
Daddy Issues

wait is that a movie title?
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« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2013, 11:13:00 pm »
One flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2013, 11:16:10 pm »
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2013, 11:27:44 pm »
Quote from: Sir William Wonka on December 27, 2013, 11:08:43 pm
Daddy Issues

wait is that a movie title?

Yep.  It's the title of two different short films.
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2013, 11:41:18 pm »
fear and loathing in las vegas
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« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2013, 11:42:32 pm »
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« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2013, 12:25:40 am »
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« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2013, 01:01:37 am »
Intolerable Cruelty!
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Re: Describe your ex with a movie title?
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2013, 01:18:12 am »
"Psycho" (The original, not a remake, 100% authentic)



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« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2013, 01:24:28 am »
Quote from: Munson on December 28, 2013, 01:18:12 am
"Psycho" (The original, not a remake, 100% authentic)

Dude, you married the same woman as me..?
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« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2013, 01:28:05 am »
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« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2013, 02:10:06 am »
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« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2013, 02:13:13 am »
Insidious


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« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2013, 02:38:59 am »
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« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2013, 02:49:07 am »
Bitch ! :P
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« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2013, 03:05:13 am »
Some Like It Hot
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« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2013, 04:47:32 am »
The Crying Game
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« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2013, 06:31:04 am »
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« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2013, 06:47:25 am »
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« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2013, 06:58:50 am »
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« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2013, 07:37:16 am »

'That cunt that fucked up my life, tried to kill me (and herself) by attempting to drive off a cliff, and ended up stealing all my shit to sell for meth while i was at work!!'

Oh, not a good movie title..
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'Psycho'
yes, definitely fucking 'Psycho'

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« Reply #38 on: December 28, 2013, 11:02:55 am »
Liar Liar.
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« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2013, 12:52:09 pm »
so im not alone? its normal for your girlfriend to treat you like shit? im still in my relationship lol

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« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2013, 06:13:07 pm »
Armageddon - seriously it was bad
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« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2013, 07:01:04 pm »
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« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2013, 07:44:30 pm »
Quote from: CaptainWhiteBeard on December 27, 2013, 11:16:10 pm
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Haha you belter. Best one so far.

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« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2013, 08:12:05 pm »
Quote from: Supersaurus on December 28, 2013, 07:44:30 pm
Quote from: CaptainWhiteBeard on December 27, 2013, 11:16:10 pm
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Haha you belter. Best one so far.

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« Reply #44 on: December 28, 2013, 08:19:24 pm »
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« Reply #45 on: December 28, 2013, 08:21:07 pm »
JAWS  haha terrible blowjob
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« Reply #46 on: December 28, 2013, 08:23:21 pm »
Quote from: worth-strut on December 28, 2013, 08:21:07 pm
JAWS  haha terrible blowjob

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« Reply #47 on: December 28, 2013, 08:32:27 pm »
Quote from: miss green on December 28, 2013, 08:23:21 pm
Quote from: worth-strut on December 28, 2013, 08:21:07 pm
JAWS  haha terrible blowjob

so there's nothing left?!  ;D

haha thankfully still intact. "watch the teeth" comment shouted out every minute tho :)
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« Reply #48 on: December 28, 2013, 08:39:12 pm »
You have to pick an 'almost expired'  lady. And just ask if she can pull her teeth out hahahaha
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« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2013, 08:45:47 pm »
haha  great sense of humour :) :) +1
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