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POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« on: December 11, 2013, 11:52:44 pm »
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2013, 11:55:46 pm »
A Silk Road comedian.......exactly what I've been waiting for.    ;)
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2013, 11:59:47 pm »
Good heavens, 43%er... I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm a comedian. At least not in the professional sense...

I don't have a degree in delight, nor do I have a qualification in comedy.

But hey, I do my best xD

(head over to my newbie thread and test my advice out..?)
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2013, 12:50:32 am »
Dear Agony Uncle,

My missus is a complete and utter bitch who hates the fact that I do drugs and has a complete inability to reason or have a rational discussion. We have kids so I'm somewhat stuck with her. I have this cute girl on the side who really wants some (drugs and sex) but I don't want to fuck up my relationship with the missus as she has already said she would stop me seeing the kids. I know I would be much happier without her but I don't want to lose my kids.

What should I do Agony Uncle?
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2013, 12:58:46 am »
Quote from: hopium on December 12, 2013, 12:50:32 am
Dear Agony Uncle,

My missus is a complete and utter bitch who hates the fact that I do drugs and has a complete inability to reason or have a rational discussion. We have kids so I'm somewhat stuck with her. I have this cute girl on the side who really wants some (drugs and sex) but I don't want to fuck up my relationship with the missus as she has already said she would stop me seeing the kids. I know I would be much happier without her but I don't want to lose my kids.

What should I do Agony Uncle?

Convince her she's a lesbian. Get your hot bit on the side to seduce her. Accuse her of cheating, then reason that it's only fair she lets you do the same... share your extra piece of totty and have threesomes every night for a year.

That's my best shot. I'm also copying this over to my Newbie Board advice thread - hope you don't mind :D
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2013, 01:33:40 am »
+1 for 'threesomes every night for a year'!!
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2013, 01:45:23 am »
Sexy agony uncle problems? O.o
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2013, 02:02:59 am »
Quote from: AgonyUncle on December 12, 2013, 12:58:46 am
Quote from: hopium on December 12, 2013, 12:50:32 am
Dear Agony Uncle,

My missus is a complete and utter bitch who hates the fact that I do drugs and has a complete inability to reason or have a rational discussion. We have kids so I'm somewhat stuck with her. I have this cute girl on the side who really wants some (drugs and sex) but I don't want to fuck up my relationship with the missus as she has already said she would stop me seeing the kids. I know I would be much happier without her but I don't want to lose my kids.

What should I do Agony Uncle?

Convince her she's a lesbian. Get your hot bit on the side to seduce her. Accuse her of cheating, then reason that it's only fair she lets you do the same... share your extra piece of totty and have threesomes every night for a year.

That's my best shot. I'm also copying this over to my Newbie Board advice thread - hope you don't mind :D

Thanks Agony Uncle for the great advice. I will try to arrange this over the weekend. It's such a brilliant and flawless plan I can't believe I never thought of this as it's sure to resolve all my problems. Thanks again Agony Uncle, you're the best :)

p.s. You're welcome to copy it over to your thread.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 02:04:06 am by hopium »
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2013, 02:07:19 am »
Sexy agony uncles... they are wild ones
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2013, 10:56:27 am »
Quote from: krazy47 on December 12, 2013, 02:07:19 am
Sexy agony uncles... they are wild ones

That we are my Krazy friend!
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2013, 11:14:04 am »
peace weed love ;D ;D ;D
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2013, 11:21:52 am »
Ha you guys are funny this has cheered me up I love this community thanks for putting a smile on my face.
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2013, 12:44:03 pm »
Theres no option for all of the above?
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Re: POLL: What Kind of Problems Will I be Solving Here?
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2013, 01:21:18 pm »
Quote from: ZiggyWildside on December 12, 2013, 12:44:03 pm
Theres no option for all of the above?

I like providing solutions. Check the newly edited poll, ziggy :p
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