WARNING: Paranoia Stealing Your Sanity

[WickedWords]

THIS IS A WARNING REGARDING PARANOID FORUM USERS!!!

If the site is down for five minutes, they WILL scam you of your sanity and they WILL execute a controlled delivery of tin foil hats to your house.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!1!!11

There is only one way to deal with this situation:

1. Log the hell off for a couple of hours

2. Get something to eat

3. Chill, Winston

*Sorry Mods. Won't be offended if you move/delete this thread ;-)*

[StringerBell]

THIS IS A WARNING REGARDING PARANOID FORUM USERS!!!

If the site is down for five minutes, they WILL scam you of your sanity and they WILL execute a controlled delivery of tin foil hats to your house.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!1!!11

There is only one way to deal with this situation:

1. Log the hell off for a couple of hours

2. Get something to eat

3. Chill, Winston

*Sorry Mods. Won't be offended if you move/delete this thread ;-)*

LOL!

[cascas]

All we ask for is an update or some information.

A lot of people have a lot of money here, and also just lost a lot of money at Sheep.

This unplanned, unannounced, mysterious downtime might not affect or worry you, but I guarantee is it heavily troubling many others.

No need for the petulant sarcasm.

[deathowl1990]

Free tinfoil hats, I presume?

[WickedWords]

No need for the petulant sarcasm.

If I removed the petulant sarcasm, I would be removing a large part of my very identity.

My sincere apologies if this parody post irritates you. But seriously though, log off for a couple of hours.

Why? Because:

1. If it is a scam, it will still be a scam in two hours

2. If it is downtime (either planned or otherwise), there's a chance it might be fixed in two hours

Either way, whatever the situation is, there's nothing you can do right now to change it. So you might as well come back later.

[cascas]

No need for the petulant sarcasm.

If I removed the petulant sarcasm, I would be removing a large part of my very identity.

My sincere apologies if this parody post irritates you. But seriously though, log off for a couple of hours.

Why? Because:

1. If it is a scam, it will still be a scam in two hours

2. If it is downtime (either planned or otherwise), there's a chance it might be fixed in two hours

Either way, whatever the situation is, there's nothing you can do right now to change it. So you might as well come back later.

I have done the "log off and try again later" you suggest many many times.

Now I would like an answer from the staff.

It's not so much to ask.

As I said, it might not affect or bother you. But please be empathetic to the other people who use this site.

Don't just blindly defend the site and post sarcasm insulting people who are genuinely worried. Surely you can see that this is not right that we are being given zero information?

[mary666]

Free tinfoil hats, I presume?

Lol, I've made DPR a pirate one  now where the fucks mine 

[Nodnow]

Time for a pay per user site,  $500 for a vendor plus a fuckup fee held by SR mods for any vendor funy business say a percentage of the vendor average listings, Vendor list $10,000.00 in product SR holds $1000.00 plus the $500 bond. All returnable on the vendor going.
The buyer pays $250 to enter and use the site and is given a pin to use the site and gets the $250 back on not wanting to buy on the site any more and the pin log in is canceled. The buyer cops a flat 5 percent fee on first $10,000.00 . The buyer then pays 1.5% on all purchases up to $10.000.00 then nothing. No escrow held by SR at all. They referee any problems between buyer and seller

Keeps the idiot pervers away, hopefully the kids do not have the dollars, just how much simpler is this and load taken of the site to get business done. Win Win all round.

Would help alleviate the paranoia and slow down the tin hat wearing brigade from flooding the forums.

[CaptainWhiteBeard]

THIS IS A WARNING REGARDING PARANOID FORUM USERS!!!

If the site is down for five minutes, they WILL scam you of your sanity and they WILL execute a controlled delivery of tin foil hats to your house.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!1!!11

There is only one way to deal with this situation:

1. Log the hell off for a couple of hours

2. Get something to eat

3. Chill, Winston

*Sorry Mods. Won't be offended if you move/delete this thread ;-)*

Excellent post!

P.S i just logged in so go hide in the corner with embarrassment noobs

[WickedWords]

As I said, it might not affect or bother you. But please be empathetic to the other people who use this site.

You're going to hate me now, but there's nobody here to hold me back (and in fact, CaptainWhiteBeard is egging me on).

If it didn't affect or bother me, empathy would be impossible.

To empathise is to say "it's the same for me mate, it sucks"

To sympathise is to say "glad I'm not in your shoes, it must suck"

You have my sympathy though.

[Pablo]

3. Chill, Winston

^^ this
too good WW, laughed so hard I might have cried a little

[Alfred]

As always Master WickedWords speaks his truth and minds are opened! 

[24-7]

As I said, it might not affect or bother you. But please be empathetic to the other people who use this site.

You're going to hate me now, but there's nobody here to hold me back (and in fact, CaptainWhiteBeard is egging me on).

If it didn't affect or bother me, empathy would be impossible.

To empathise is to say "it's the same for me mate, it sucks"

To sympathise is to say "glad I'm not in your shoes, it must suck"

You have my sympathy though.

You're my hero

[WickedWords]

3. Chill, Winston

^^ this
too good WW, laughed so hard I might have cried a little

:-) At least you didn't pee.

As always Master WickedWords speaks his truth and minds are opened! 

I'm a bit like a conversational brain surgeon.

As I said, it might not affect or bother you. But please be empathetic to the other people who use this site.

If it didn't affect or bother me, empathy would be impossible.
To empathise is to say "it's the same for me mate, it sucks"
To sympathise is to say "glad I'm not in your shoes, it must suck"
You have my sympathy though.

You're my hero

To seal the deal on this one, I wear tights on Fridays

[24-7]

I may just log on to this forum during market down time instead of taking drugs from now on!

Every one is making me laugh so much!

I don't THINK i've had any drugs.................

WickedWords, if i come see you Friday can i touch your pen?

[WickedWords]

Haha.

Only if you are prepared for an ink leak.

[5thAmendment]

Haha.

Only if you are prepared for an ink leak.

Hilarious!!

[anontoker]

If I had money on the market I would not be worryin' about DPR stealin'.

I would be sweatin' balls though because of worrying about carrying other people's money for a deal.
Pretty sure the team understands these things.

Site appears to be under DDoS. Not [CONFIRMED]

I just got the login screen but the paged timed out on the first login attempt.