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HOW DO I GET A CULT STARTED?
« on: December 01, 2013, 09:46:20 pm »
I decided I am not going to kill myself yet, I wish to start a cult first. Does anyone know how to brainwash a bunch of people to get them to do whatever I want?

Here is a list of things I will need my followers to do ANYTIME I desire.
1. Sex whenever I want.
2. Get them to give me free drugs.
3. Terminate themselves on demand.
4. Get me money.

Now, besides opening a deepweb marketplace, how can I achieve my goal?
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Re: HOW DO I GET A CULT STARTED?
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2013, 09:56:37 pm »
You can do it simply by invoking split-personality disorder.

Have a great time!
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Re: HOW DO I GET A CULT STARTED?
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2013, 10:12:22 pm »
Quote from: WickedWords on December 01, 2013, 09:56:37 pm
You can do it simply by invoking split-personality disorder.

Have a great time!

Oh I've already done that, it's just that both personalities aren't smart enough and ones a drug addict with no money. That's why I wana get my cult started up so they can give me money n stuff.

Raul, it's pretty much gona mainly be a sex cult, lots of pissing and stuff like that. But I also want them to give me money and drugs too.
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Re: HOW DO I GET A CULT STARTED?
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2013, 10:35:23 pm »
Honestly, I feel like you are just trolling here. I need solid advise. I wonder how Coachella got his cult started
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Re: HOW DO I GET A CULT STARTED?
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2013, 11:17:11 pm »
Quote from: Santa on December 01, 2013, 10:35:23 pm
Honestly, I feel like you are just trolling here. I need solid advise. I wonder how Coachella got his cult started
crystal meth and gay sex
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Re: HOW DO I GET A CULT STARTED?
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2013, 11:27:58 pm »
watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfb5FYd83Ao
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Re: HOW DO I GET A CULT STARTED?
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2013, 11:35:24 pm »
pimp sexbots
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Re: HOW DO I GET A CULT STARTED?
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2013, 12:31:44 am »
Just follow the writings of L Ron Hubbard.

'The best way to get rich is to start your own religion'
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