✎ Let's Bitch About WickedWords! ☺ (Official Review Thread)

[WickedWords]

Hello you demonic darlings!

For those of you who don't know me, I am a copywriter offering professional writing services on Silk Road.

This is mainly promotional material such as vendor profiles, website content, etc. But I'm agreeable with other kinds of writing, too.

You can see my shop here: http://silkroad6ownowfk.onion/users/wickedwords

I will be taking down most listings very soon. This is not because I am leaving, but rather because (1) I do not always have the time to fulfill orders, and (2) a lot of orders are taking me longer than I'm charging for and therefore each project will soon be assessed on a bespoke basis. I will leave one listing up for those wishing to order, but please contact me in advance. This will not take affect yet, but you will see this change shortly.

[B4B]

This is my review of the WickedWord services.

I use to sell, therefore I had a profile page. I decided to give WickedWord a try, whit relatively low expectation on UPGRATING my profile page.

I must say I was blown away, he did not completely changed my profile page but he made it a hell more clear/friendly and defenitly more appealing.

I really like his style of writing, he likes to mix friendly whit business whitch is what you should be aiming for. You really see is experiance whit all the little details and explanation of why he did change it relating to his previous experiances.

The service took less than 12 hours and he was very professional troughout the whole process.

I defenitly recommand using his services to give your business a little quick start. I will use him to enhance my old listing.

A++ This guy is a must if you are serious about ur business

Best regards,

B4B

PS: If you wish to see the diferance he mayde on my profile page, just PM me and I will show the before/after.

[WickedWords]

@B4B

Thank you for taking the time to leave this review and for offering others the chance to see the before and after - it's most appreciated.

:-)

[BlackBerry]

Here's my review sorry it took so long have been very busy,
I needed a new profile picture to replace my temporary one, he helped a brother out in need. I love how he explains what what does, doesn't just finish and hand it off. Communication was solid, finished the work in 6-12 hours very speedy. Solid guy, will definitely come back one day! Just see for yourself and check out my profile on the market.
Thank you very much 10/10!

[CaptainWhiteBeard]

Can i have some links to your work WickedWords

CaptainWhiteBeard

[WickedWords]

Can i have some links to your work WickedWords

CaptainWhiteBeard

Only if you iron that curly beard of yours first, Captain!

But on a more serious note though, it depends on the kind of work you want to see. For example, I have a very healthy writing portfolio that I use to hook 'real world' clients, but of course that would instantly reveal my real world identity. And even some of the work I've done here, I'm under obligations of confidentiality.

I suppose though that you could visit Blackberry's profile? I gave him/her a fairly simple profile rewrite (hence the review you can see above), and I believe it's been uploaded. Or there's Bang4Bucks (again, see B4B's post above) - though I believe he/she is having difficulty getting his/her vendor account verified. Still though, the content I wrote got posted here: http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=4599.0

(I also wrote a single short paragraph of homoerotic fan fiction in one of V's old threads, involving a brief exchange between fictional freedom fighter V and crazy candy curator Willy Wonka - but I don't think this counts and I can't find the link!)

[CaptainWhiteBeard]

Can i have some links to your work WickedWords

CaptainWhiteBeard

Only if you iron that curly beard of yours first, Captain!

But on a more serious note though, it depends on the kind of work you want to see. For example, I have a very healthy writing portfolio that I use to hook 'real world' clients, but of course that would instantly reveal my real world identity. And even some of the work I've done here, I'm under obligations of confidentiality.

I suppose though that you could visit Blackberry's profile? I gave him/her a fairly simple profile rewrite (hence the review you can see above), and I believe it's been uploaded. Or there's Bang4Bucks (again, see B4B's post above) - though I believe he/she is having difficulty getting his/her vendor account verified. Still though, the content I wrote got posted here: http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=4599.0

(I also wrote a single short paragraph of homoerotic fan fiction in one of V's old threads, involving a brief exchange between fictional freedom fighter V and crazy candy curator Willy Wonka - but I don't think this counts and I can't find the link!)

Ah excellent i will browse these tonight. Its just that i will be a vendor soon and im not great with words so no doubt i will be needing your services. Anyway i need to pop back in the smoking room i'm waitng for one of the silk road ladies from the silk road ladies thread!

Oh and i took your advise, my glorious beard has been ironed! Cheers!

CaptainWhiteBeard

[WickedWords]

Don't be so hard on yourself Captain. But when you need me, I'll be here.

You're still waiting for a lady? Wait, I remember that post from the smoking room... hang on! Does that mean you've come stomping into my review thread with your cock still hanging out!?

*Puts head in hands and shakes it slowly*

Shame on you Captain. That'll be a 10 Bitcoin fee please for violating this sanctuary with your public nudity.

;-p

[CaptainWhiteBeard]

Don't be so hard on yourself Captain. But when you need me, I'll be here.

You're still waiting for a lady? Wait, I remember that post from the smoking room... hang on! Does that mean you've come stomping into my review thread with your cock still hanging out!?

*Puts head in hands and shakes it slowly*

Shame on you Captain. That'll be a 10 Bitcoin fee please for violating this sanctuary with your public nudity.

;-p

Yeah but it looks like she hasn't turned up * wipes away tear*

Fuck it, i'm going to have this champagne all to myself and have fun with the lads in the smoking room! Bloody Silkroad slut! She's probably sucking DPR off right now as i speak!I have had more fun with mermaids and barnacles than a silly slut like her * huff*  Oh yeah crap * stuffs cock into pants*
Well im a bit short at the moment, if i drum up customers for the smoking room can i get off the charge please?

CaptainWhiteBeard

CaptainWhiteBeard

[WickedWords]

Shameless bump - I don't get much attention as a vendor, so when I do get some it's nice to share it. Here's some feedback I got today:

5 of 5    Amazing, Not only did he do a great job. But he explained in detail the concepts behind what he wrote. Thank you so much for helping my profile read the exact way we imagined it!

Visit my profile for the proof :-)

[B4B]

This guy is the real deal. He know what he is doing. I previously used his service to help me improve my vendors page and I used him again because he is simply the best. Every vendors serious about their business should invest some money in buying WW services. Great guy, good service & fast response what can you ask more ? A+++

[CaptainWhiteBeard]

Will be using your services in the next month or so

[Sir William Wonka]

I thought we were supposed to be bitching about you. 

[WickedWords]

Do your worst Sir Wonka. I'll even start...

(pssst! Did you know WickedWords likes the company of old male pensioners :-O)

[Stealth]

WickedWords has a way with words that deserves significant praise. They do a fantastic job, no matter how off-the-wall the request may be. I highly recommend this vendor.

[WickedWords]

WickedWords has a way with words that deserves significant praise. They do a fantastic job, no matter how off-the-wall the request may be. I highly recommend this vendor.

If THAT 'aint an endorsement, then nothing is and I might as well quit now ;-)

Thanks Stealth

(By the way, just because I sent you a filthy love letter last night doesn't mean you had to write a review... an equally filthy reply would have sufficed. But I sure do appreciate it!)

[HonoluluExpress]

I turned scammer and one of the people I scammed was WickedWords.

He did a phenomenal job writing everything from my business plan (which I failed to execute properly) to my listings and personal profile.

Even though I was a dirtbag and apologize for this, I must say that WickedWords is the best choice for this type of work when it comes to legitimate vendors.

WW would have had no idea that I would turn scam, and SR staff made me return the majority of the coin.

[Stealth]

I've said it before and I will say it again - WW is outstanding at what they do. I've gifted their services to several vendors affected by our customer service issues in order to jump start their business and boy let me tell you, it has worked.

There is no other copywriter like WW and with prices like they have, I cannot help but endorse them in an official capacity.

Thank you for providing an excellent service to our community.

[WickedWords]

I will be taking down most listings very soon. This is not because I am leaving, but rather because (1) I do not always have the time to fulfill orders, and (2) a lot of orders are taking me longer than I'm charging for and therefore each project will soon be assessed on a bespoke basis. I will leave one listing up for those wishing to order, but please contact me in advance. This will not take affect yet, but you will see this change shortly.