Bongo The Black Guy

[BongoTheBlackGuy]

Wuz crackalackin' Silk Road forums.

I'd like ta introduce mah dirty ass: Hoes call me Bongo, n' I be a funky-ass black muthafucka.

I hope ta become a integral part of dis hood. To serve others n' ta score sticky-icky-ickys is mah motto.

Bongo

[crackermaster]

What up my nigga!
We about run dis bitch all da 2014!

[BongoTheBlackGuy]

Wuz crackalackin' playa!

How tha fuck sick ta peep a gangbangin' fellow black playa (or is it biatch?) round these parts.

We bout ta certainly be havin some real phat funk :-)

[crackermaster]

No fake ass wannabes round here, ya fell me!
I'm about to be gettin my stack-a-lackin on in dis bitch! Stacks on stacks on stacks of bit coins.

[BongoTheBlackGuy]

Yo brother, tha bitcoin is what tha fuck itz all about!

I'd ludd ta git mah dirty ass a shitload of dat treasure.

[crackermaster]

I can't wait to go to dat bank and have all them white bitches turn their noses up at me while they be having to hand me my stacks.

[BongoTheBlackGuy]

Ask dem if they'd like ta smoke up tha 'truth' bout black muthafuckas while you at it - dat always gets tha hoes bangin' under tha collar!

[Playa Player]

My niggas lets get dat money.

This site is much better my people is here.

[Black]

Y'all niggas need to chill out, they know we here. Now lets silently get that money.

[Ziggy]

could one of you gentlemen translate this into English. 

I believe that you are talking in some sort of slang but I am not familiar with this particular vernacular.

[BongoTheBlackGuy]

Sorry Ziggy, I can't. I can translate yo' post tha fuck into tha drop a rhyme of mah brothers though if you like?

"could one of y'all gentlemen translate dis tha fuck into Gangsta. 

I believe dat yo ass is rappin' up in some sort of slang but I aint familiar wit dis particular vernacular"

[Ziggy]

thank you old chap, it would be awfully nice to converse with you and your "gangsters".

[REDЯUM]

Hi Bongo! Do you live in Alaska? You can visit me in my mother's compound. We are very happy here, just watch out for the bears.

[BongoTheBlackGuy]

Awwww shiiiit muthafucka, I've been a lil' bit on tha down-low recently.

I had ta git all up in hood ta help some playaz outta a sticky thang - I ended up in hospitizzle wit a gangbangin' fucked up jaw.

Luckily, I don't need mah jaw ta type n' mah mutha has now brought mah laptop ta tha hospitizzle.

I can rap once more!

[BongoTheBlackGuy]

Ziggy, herez tha translation of yo' sickest fuckin:

"fuck you oldschool chap, it would be awfully sick ta converse wit you n' yo' "thugs"."

Also, RedRum dat would be a pleasure. Thank yo thugged-out ass.

[anontoker]

Teach us some gansta' shit.

I'm down.

[Ziggy]

Ziggy, herez tha translation of yo' sickest fuckin:

"fuck you oldschool chap, it would be awfully sick ta converse wit you n' yo' "thugs"."

Also, RedRum dat would be a pleasure. Thank yo thugged-out ass.

many thanks fine sir, may I say what a pleasure it has been to converse with you.

[WickedWords]

Bongo, although your language use might not be seen by most as the Queen's English, it's consistent, I'll give you that much.

[anontoker]

Bongo, although your language use might not be seen by most as the Queen's English, it's consistent, I'll give you that much.

He is good at it. I was wondering if you'd chime in WW.

[thesoloist]

bongo the black guy...lol....more like blackface