So... a woman gets onto a bus holding her young baby, and the driver says:
"Lady, that's the ugliest damn baby I've ever seen!"
Shocked, the woman pays her fare and stomps to the back of the bus, where she takes several deep breaths before the gentleman next to her puts his hand on her shoulder.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"That bus driver was really rude to me!" she exclaims.
"Well" replies the man, "that's no good. You go give him a piece of your mind! I'll hold your monkey..."
