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the official SilkRoad Chuck Norris thread
« on: October 25, 2013, 07:10:08 pm »
Post your favorite Chuck Norris jokes / stories / goofs here...

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Re: the official SilkRoad Chuck Norris thread
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 07:11:07 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees!

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Re: the official SilkRoad Chuck Norris thread
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 07:14:58 pm »
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Re: the official SilkRoad Chuck Norris thread
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 07:37:05 pm »
fantastic one!

Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on earth once a month, as a result they are bleeding for one week.

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Re: the official SilkRoad Chuck Norris thread
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2013, 09:41:28 pm »
What does Chuck Norris do at my house?
-What he's told to.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
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Re: the official SilkRoad Chuck Norris thread
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2013, 10:28:43 pm »
Why do giraffes have such long necks?

Chuck norris hit them with an uppercut.
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