The Smoking Room

[WickedWords]

Come on in, relax, and help yourself to a cigar and a glass of something strong.

This is The Smoking Room.

This thread is for anybody. But in particular, it is for gentlemen who wish to participate in pompous discourse, witty banter and hearty laughter.

There are a few rules of course (cue the groans... but there always are):

1. It's OK to get drunk, but please try to remain coherent

2. You don't have to be of a British disposition, but it helps

3. If it's sunny, we sit in Alfred's idyllic garden

4. If you're visiting for the first time, bring a bottle of something and a box of cigars to help us make sure there's always something for all

That's all, gentlemen. Enjoy the conversation!

[Alfred]

I am enthralled to see this thread start.  I look forward to many gentlemanly conversations about cigars, brandy, and the finer things in life. 

[mary666]

*glides in with a hat and 3 piece suit on, hair tucked under the hat* Hi gents, I'll have a single malt 

[Alfred]

Pertaining to number 3 above; all are welcome in my garden.  If you plan on getting knackered then be sure to bring a tent or at least a sleeping bag.  Place your rubbish in the wheelie bin behind the shed.

Oh and stay away from the hilltop, that is off limits to drunkards. 

[Alfred]

*glides in with a hat and 3 piece suit on, hair tucked under the hat* Hi gents, I'll have a single malt 

And welcome to one you are!  But we shall have to come up with a manly nickname to call you in this thread.  How about Marty? 

[mary666]

Lol Alfred  Fine with me as long as I am welcome 

[WickedWords]

Good evening Marty

*winks knowingly and taps nose*

(Don't worry, I won't tell)

[BoxofShapes]

I have a box with a few things.

[mary666]

*Puts on deep voice, tips hat* Good evening gents. I do enjoy a cafe creme with my drink 

[Bird]

Gentlemen, this little place is just charming. Wicked looks unceremoniously nonchalant, sprawled across the Chesterfield and Alfred, that cravat really brings out the colour of your eyes. Anyhoo, it's time to leave you cads to your banter and un cork this cheeky Claret over at the Ladies thread. Enjoy boys

[Alfred]

Gentlemen, this little place is just charming. Wicked looks unceremoniously nonchalant, sprawled across the Chesterfield and Alfred, that cravat really brings out the colour of your eyes. Anyhoo, it's time to leave you cads to your banter and un cork this cheeky Claret over at the Ladies thread. Enjoy boys

Why thank you dear, and how lovely of you to notice.  I do love this cravat.

Almost as much as I enjoy this glass of Johnnie Walker Blue I am enjoying at the moment. 

Any advice on what kind of cigar I should select right now?  I think I will go for the Romeo Y Julieta cedros de luxe no 3.  It has been in my humidor for a while now and it has aged quite nicely.

[Bird]

Anything other than Habanos would be considered sacrilege old chum!

[V]

I'm a busy man.

But I hope, when the dust of my current ventures settle, that I'll be able to join you fine gentlemen on occasion for a tonic water, or, if I'm feeling particularly risque, a tall glass of absinthe.

V

[Alfred]

I'm a busy man.

But I hope, when the dust of my current ventures settle, that I'll be able to join you fine gentlemen on occasion for a tonic water, or, if I'm feeling particularly risque, a tall glass of absinthe.

V

And we would welcome your presence Master V.  I am sure you would be quite the fascinating party guest after a glass or two of absinthe.

[Hiniguel]

I don't drink or smoke...


I can however provide you gentleman with some lovely fishscale cola, how does that sound?

[Cornelius23]

*wanders in and donates an absinthe fountain to the room

For all occasions, not just for V's visits. Now, Vieux Pontarlier or Doubs Mystique...?

For the moment however, a glass of oak-aged calvados would go down nicely. Cigar-wise I tend to Henri Winterman's for a general smoke but I feel I should treat myself to something a little better in here. Those Romeo Y Julietas do smell very tempting.

Good day, gentlepersons

[WickedWords]

An absinthe fountain?

Oh my! I can only handle my absinthe in small sips, and I fear the presence of such fountain will compel me to over-indulge!

[Cornelius23]

Oh, a fountain merely drips chilled water through the spoons, sir, which may or may not hold sugar depending on the absinthe in the glasses, allowing one to appreciate the louche as it forms. Once the glass is filled one may sip at one's leisure

Here are some examples: (clearnet) http://www.absinthe.de/zubehoer/absinthe-fontainen.

The last one I owned was that in the middle of the picture and I have just reminded myself to purchase a new one.

[Alfred]

I have not indulged in much Absinthe in my life so I believe I was picturing the same thing as Master WickedWords, which was something similar to a champagne or punch fountain you see at homecomings and whatnot.

I am very glad such a device does not exist, also for the same reasons as WickedWords, I would most assuredly over-indulge!

[ProEvo]

Just finished work for the week and I could drink that fountain dry! Ahh Friday my aul friend, it's nice to see you once again 

[Alfred]

I am hoping to have some grand weekend revelry in this thread!

[WickedWords]

That's me clocked out for the weekend.

The only wordsmithing I'll be doing from now until Monday, will be social wordsmithing with friends.

Make mine a Glenfiddich.

[Alfred]

Well my weekend did not go quite as I imagined.  Becoming ill was not in the plan obviously.  I hope you all had a fantastically fun weekend though!

[WickedWords]

That's a jolly old bastard if ever there was one.

Feeling better yet?

[Alfred]

That's a jolly old bastard if ever there was one.

Feeling better yet?

Definitely better than before.  Thank you for asking sir!

[Cornelius23]

I'm delighted to read that you're already recovering.

Over here I've successfully avoided the nastiest of the recent storm.

[Alfred]

I'm delighted to read that you're already recovering.

Over here I've successfully avoided the nastiest of the recent storm.

I am glad you weathered the storm well my friend.  Time to bust out a cigar and brandy and take a load off.

[BigTenInch__Record]

Did any of you get to try the "Dos Hemanos" cigars from Djarum while they were available on SR?  I remember in the description that it was a blend of java and brazilian tobaccos.  Those Indonesians sure do love their tobacco!

All I have for cigars is some Garcia y Vega's that I use to roll blunts with.  It's been a while since I have had a good cigar.

[Ziggy]

puts three skins together, rolls up and passes on da left hand side. 

hi all, good to be home.

[sirjoss88]

That's me clocked out for the weekend.

The only wordsmithing I'll be doing from now until Monday, will be social wordsmithing with friends.

Make mine a Glenfiddich.

aaa glenfiddich   you guys made me crave a sigarette, and I that was ready for bed, damn you all   

[BongoTheBlackGuy]

Is there room up in here fo' a funky-ass black muthafucka?

[Ziggy]

Is there room up in here fo' a funky-ass black muthafucka?

plenty of room for all mother fuckers if you ask me.

[Alfred]

Did any of you get to try the "Dos Hemanos" cigars from Djarum while they were available on SR?  I remember in the description that it was a blend of java and brazilian tobaccos.  Those Indonesians sure do love their tobacco!

All I have for cigars is some Garcia y Vega's that I use to roll blunts with.  It's been a while since I have had a good cigar.

No I did not try or even see those cigars but they sound delightful.  I have had Indonesian cigars before and they have always been spectacular.  I am wishing I had one right now in fact!

[V]

Once a year, I treat myself to a Gurkha His Majesty's Reserve.

This is generally on either my Birthday, or at Thanksgiving. Never both.

V

[Alfred]

Once a year, I treat myself to a Gurkha His Majesty's Reserve.

This is generally on either my Birthday, or at Thanksgiving. Never both.

V

Now that is a quality smoke sir.  I have never actually tried one myself but a few of my military mates never stop raving about them.  What about them do you find particularly enjoyable Master V?

Here is hoping that you will be enjoying one sometime in the next few weeks sir. 

[V]

Once a year, I treat myself to a Gurkha His Majesty's Reserve.

This is generally on either my Birthday, or at Thanksgiving. Never both.

V

Now that is a quality smoke sir.  I have never actually tried one myself but a few of my military mates never stop raving about them.  What about them do you find particularly enjoyable Master V?

Here is hoping that you will be enjoying one sometime in the next few weeks sir. 

His Majesty's Reserve has many qualities I enjoy.

Perhaps the bit I like the most though, is the sweet, nutty taste.

V

[Ziggy]

im on a budget so happiness to me is a cigar called hamlet.

[WickedWords]

V

I doubt I'll ever have the pleasure of trying His Majesty's Reserve... but seeing as you have the pleasure once a year, I'm sure that asking to spot a fiver isn't out of the question?

;-)

[Alfred]

Last night I made myself a whiskey sour because I have not had one in quite a few years.  I immediately regretted it because I had to make myself another immediately after. 

[Alfred]

A hot toddy and a nap is in order per Miss Bird's suggestion!

[Bird]

*Opens the window to clear the cigar smoke*

There, you should be quite comfortable now, enjoy your nap.

[Alfred]

Why thank you Miss Bird.  That was a lovely nap I do feel much better now.

And since I am feeling better; who is up for a round?

[Ziggy]

well I am drinking a lovely pint of brains but no smoking this weekend, family first.

[Alfred]

Just wanted to retrieve this thread from the horrors of the 4th page of Offtopic. 

Also, last night I was at the shop and decided to treat myself to a Padron 1964 Aniversario Diplomatico accompanied with a glass of Johnnie Walker Blue that I still have about.  It was divine.

[WickedWords]

I was just searching for it so I could do the very same, Alfred!

Great minds etc. etc.

Celebratory drinks all round in light of tomorrow's events?

[anontoker]

I need to get me some good cigars so I can come in here too.

Cigars are awesome after a good bowl. Also, if you can handle a Hookah, its wonderful.

I had some Cranberry flavored tobacco and it was so good. Stuff will get you high and its legal as hell.

[Alfred]

I was just searching for it so I could do the very same, Alfred!

Great minds etc. etc.

Celebratory drinks all round in light of tomorrow's events?

Great minds indeed Master WickedWords!

Yes, I believe this wonderful news calls for much celebration.  Who will bring the absinthe fountain? 

[Cornelius23]

Yes, I believe this wonderful news calls for much celebration.  Who will bring the absinthe fountain? 

Me!

Yes, a glass or two of one of my favourite absinthes tomorrow, methinks

[anontoker]

I want to try some Absinthe but I'd only try what you gentlemen supply (with permission of Mrs. Anonie of course).

Not sure how I will celebrate, hopefully with a line one some more of Xin's Caviar.

[Cornelius23]

I want to try some Absinthe but I'd only try what you gentlemen supply (with permission of Mrs. Anonie of course).

For a novice sipper I would recommend a Duplais Verte as an introduction.