What type of work do people on here do?

[ProEvo]

So I was just reading through the forums today and started to think about all the different occupations that people on here must do.

I get that some people probably don't want to say but I'll kick things off by saying I'm an Accountant 

I just think it would nice to see all the diversity among our community.

Stay safe bretherin.

[heavyballon]

I am Jobless and thats the way i like it, I dont deal or anything i get little money from doing odd jobs I dont need that much money as i am humble person and don't need much but a smile

[PerfectScans]

I'm a forger and fixer of things you need

[ProEvo]

I am Jobless and thats the way i like it, I dont deal or anything i get little money from doing odd jobs I dont need that much money as i am humble person and don't need much but a smile

I was like that for the last couple of years but then I found myself indulging in Class A's a bit much and thats never good. But I was very happy all the same!

[Pablo]

bit of everything, mostly educating myself. I wonder what the age breakdown of this site would be

[WickedWords]

There are a lot of professionals here, and most of them are intelligent enough to either not disclose their profession, or to disclose something incorrect about their profession.

My skill-set is a little harder to hide, seeing as how the services I sell on Silk Road are writing services.

But to quote the DrNoName, I'm always careful to leave plenty of turds in the punchbowl.

[ProEvo]

bit of everything, mostly educating myself. I wonder what the age breakdown of this site would be

I had wondered this too and I would have thought that it was quite young but then I seen Plutopetes interview on C4 and he is in his early 50's! You just never know!

[ProEvo]

There are a lot of professionals here, and most of them are intelligent enough to either not disclose their profession, or to disclose something incorrect about their profession.

My skill-set is a little harder to hide, seeing as how the services I sell on Silk Road are writing services.

But to quote the DrNoName, I'm always careful to leave plenty of turds in the punchbowl.

I get that some professionals would not disclose this but I am a weed smoker in the UK so I'm not too concerned. If you have a bag of weed here the cops, most of the time, wouldn't even take it off you.

[WickedWords]

I get that some professionals would not disclose this but I am a weed smoker in the UK so I'm not too concerned. If you have a bag of weed here the cops, most of the time, wouldn't even take it off you.

Or, if you base your view on series such as Ideal (with Johnny Vegas), they seize it and pass it on to other dealers :p

[fire]

DEA agent. Hi.

[ProEvo]

I get that some professionals would not disclose this but I am a weed smoker in the UK so I'm not too concerned. If you have a bag of weed here the cops, most of the time, wouldn't even take it off you.

Or, if you base your view on series such as Ideal (with Johnny Vegas), they seize it and pass it on to other dealers :p

Haha yeah they just do what they want. I have seen a few mates of mine getting 1000euro fines for having maybe 2 grams of weed and my best mate got sent down for 3 months for having 5 grams of weed!! Tha was back in Ireland mind where the country may as well be run by the church!

[Sensaiy36]

DEA agent. Hi.

You probably is.

[sirjoss88]

im a salesman, and a damn good one to 

[Alfred]

I come from a long line of butlers and manservants.  It's sort of a family legacy.  We take pride in our work and are the best at what we do.

[fire]

DEA agent. Hi.

You probably is.

Why would I be lying, yo?

[Sensaiy36]

DEA agent. Hi.

You probably is.

Why would I be lying, yo?

Hahaa!!

[one.top]

Tax collector. I collect my own tax and make sure those greedy bastards get not 1 cent.

[AnTa2f6y]

Im a corrupt LE that pretends to be on here to "protect and serve" but really just sorting my own supply for the weekend while i curb crawl and pic up pros cuz my wife is a bigger pig than i am

[hansolo]

DEA agent. Hi.

Hey Mike, is that you on the vis-à-vis desk? Wanna hang out at the casino later?

[jayblunted]

Cheif Magistrate of the Supreme Court.

[Quixote]

I come from a long line of butlers and manservants.  It's sort of a family legacy.  We take pride in our work and are the best at what we do.

[Sweetheart]

im a salesman, and a damn good one to 

Me too!   I love to buy tons of drugs off of SR and then go make sales presentations and then dive into my commission proceeds like Scrouge McDuck.  All the other salesmen are like, how do you do it?  Where do you get the energy?  Oh if only they knew....nobody would ever guess....it's awesome.

[Sabu]

I'm in IT, freelance mostly, chained to a desk (literally, not figuratively)

[BigTenInch__Record]

I don't work.  I am just a lowly blues record.

[Cloquet]

Where's The President? I'd like him to explain exactly what it is he does...

As for me, I trade EBT cards for BTC and then buy and use drugs all day.

[BigTenInch__Record]

Where's The President? I'd like him to explain exactly what it is he does...

As for me, I trade EBT cards for BTC and then buy and use drugs all day.

They still going for 50 cents on the dollar?  Or have I been getting ripped?

[Cloquet]

Where's The President? I'd like him to explain exactly what it is he does...

As for me, I trade EBT cards for BTC and then buy and use drugs all day.

They still going for 50 cents on the dollar?  Or have I been getting ripped?

That's the going rate; until I get my vendor account up and rocking and corner the market!

Then I'll gouge the hell out of you all because I'm a greedy junkie.

[Sweetheart]

Where's The President? I'd like him to explain exactly what it is he does...

As for me, I trade EBT cards for BTC and then buy and use drugs all day.

They still going for 50 cents on the dollar?  Or have I been getting ripped?

Clearnet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64Fz-KW1Dk

[Cloquet]

Where's The President? I'd like him to explain exactly what it is he does...

As for me, I trade EBT cards for BTC and then buy and use drugs all day.

They still going for 50 cents on the dollar?  Or have I been getting ripped?

Clearnet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64Fz-KW1Dk

You just doxed me, yo!

[longliverock]

I'm just a poor musician working as a lounge lizard for drug money.

[pepperidgefarm]

I dont want to disclose exactly what it is that I should be doing but I am educated in multiple fields and could have easily made a living being someones bitch, but I chose to be a drug dealer. There is a stigma with "drug dealers" and Its hard to change peoples views on us. Were not all scary people. I just look like your neighbor. I live in a big ass house and I have nice cars. You would never know what I really do by looking at me. But if you crossed me I would have to go straight gangsta on you right here. Yes I would kill a nigga if I had to. I'm not your normal nigger. Oh no I won't pop a cap in your ass that is inefficient and you will most likely survive. I'm more of a one to the head two to the heart kind of guy. God bless all of you!!!

P.S. BUY MY DRUGS

[bookittymew]

Succesful visual artist, IT and slangin dope.

[BigTenInch__Record]

I'm just a poor musician working as a lounge lizard for drug money.

I tried that for a bit, until I met that damn Genie!

[stem]

I am pre med at a major east coast university i am a junior. man these college  chicks they ask u what your major is and you tell them u are pre med they want to get stoned and have sex all the time. lovin life

[NiceTryDEA]

I bust young ppl 4 smokin tha dope!!!!!



(just jiddung, this po st sponored by n2o)

[Mr. Nice]

I am a Farmer,  who grows more dope than he can smoke. And I have to say, I'm ashamed, I tried to smoke it all. There was just too fuckin' much of it.

Mr. Nice

[BigTenInch__Record]

I am pre med at a major east coast university i am a junior. man these college  chicks they ask u what your major is and you tell them u are pre med they want to get stoned and have sex all the time. lovin life

Enjoy it while it lasts homeboy.

[thesoloist]

I'm a heavy hitter,,,i move in circles like strata
i deal in the most precious commodity...information-data

[longliverock]

I'm just a poor musician working as a lounge lizard for drug money.

I tried that for a bit, until I met that damn Genie!

Does she have a sister? These Sugar Mamas aren't as rich as they used to be....

[BigTenInch__Record]

I'm just a poor musician working as a lounge lizard for drug money.

I tried that for a bit, until I met that damn Genie!

Does she have a sister? These Sugar Mamas aren't as rich as they used to be....

I think you have misunderstood.


While I was a musician, going from couch to couch, bar to bar, broad to broad..  I happened upon a magic lamp, so I gave it a few strokes and this Genie comes out..  The usual "you have 3 wishes" crap.

Being young and idealistic, I decided that my first wish would be "To have my music live on forever"..  Then POOF!

I turn into a record!  That fucker tricked me!

[Mark Chopper Read]

I generally rob and torture people for cash, and cut off toes to get what I want.... If this fails there is always McDonalds I suppose

[NotAnInterpolAgent]

Me and my girls we are professional -how you say Dominatrix.
Yes we love S&M.

We especially love playing with Handcuffs.

[twatWaffle]

Work is for physicists. An expression of force(f) * distance(d) = (w)work. Not for noobs, or the uninitiated.

[Pablo]

Work is for physicists. An expression of force(f) * distance(d) = (w)work. Not for noobs, or the uninitiated.

I prefer my work to be done through -PdV

[longliverock]

I'm just a poor musician working as a lounge lizard for drug money.

I tried that for a bit, until I met that damn Genie!

Does she have a sister? These Sugar Mamas aren't as rich as they used to be....

I think you have misunderstood.


While I was a musician, going from couch to couch, bar to bar, broad to broad..  I happened upon a magic lamp, so I gave it a few strokes and this Genie comes out..  The usual "you have 3 wishes" crap.

Being young and idealistic, I decided that my first wish would be "To have my music live on forever"..  Then POOF!

I turn into a record!  That fucker tricked me!

HA! I figured the Genie was nice, set you up with a place, cash for drugs, women; you know...the usual. Just your luck you got one with a twisted sense of humor....

[theproblemsk]

I dont want to disclose exactly what it is that I should be doing but I am educated in multiple fields and could have easily made a living being someones bitch, but I chose to be a drug dealer. There is a stigma with "drug dealers" and Its hard to change peoples views on us. Were not all scary people. I just look like your neighbor. I live in a big ass house and I have nice cars. You would never know what I really do by looking at me. But if you crossed me I would have to go straight gangsta on you right here. Yes I would kill a nigga if I had to. I'm not your normal nigger. Oh no I won't pop a cap in your ass that is inefficient and you will most likely survive. I'm more of a one to the head two to the heart kind of guy. God bless all of you!!!

P.S. BUY MY DRUGS

what kind of drugs do u sell?