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Title: Hiding your stash
Post by: aciddeath on February 23, 2012, 01:07 am
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I always liked smuggling pills and powders inside electronics while driving around town.. It made me feel 110% at ease to have drugs inside my laptop that would still turn on
Inside of my house I keep pills and powders tucked inside of a false plant hook in the ceiling and as well in a one of those pieces that screws into a light bulb socket but allows you to plugin electrical cords to it (in lieu of a lightbulb)

Anyone care to share their ingenious stash spots?
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: dytex on February 23, 2012, 01:10 am
I also keep my stash (pills / power) inside my electronics on the road and at home.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: MailMaxDev on February 23, 2012, 01:12 am
They're a lot less ingenious if you tell other people about them.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: aciddeath on February 23, 2012, 01:32 am
I suppose so, but how many of the people that will be reading about them be entering my vicinity?
The worst we have to worry about is a LEO reading, but will they be taking notes? Very possible.

I made this thread after recalling a scanned zine I read a few years ago called "HOW TO HIDE ANYTHING"
It was ultimately awesome, talking about how to hollow out chair legs, false wall sockets, diversion safes
One of my favorite car hiding spots is the locking airbag, also ingenious
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: MailMaxDev on February 23, 2012, 01:44 am
I will probably never use this so I guess it wouldn't hurt to share. Hollowing out a door from the top and making a cover so that it doesn't look any different and putting something heavy inside so the weight doesn't seem off. Only issue I could think of would be the sound from hitting the door in the hollowed area.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: tcobambientAgain on February 23, 2012, 01:47 am
I hide my stash in my record collection.  I have a lot of vinyl so I pick an album and just stash my stuff in there. 
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: Holly on February 23, 2012, 02:56 am
I hide my stash in my record collection.  I have a lot of vinyl so I pick an album and just stash my stuff in there.

+1 Same.  8)
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: Habitat on February 23, 2012, 04:56 am
I used to unscrew my old trophies from when I was a kid and stash shit in them. they're all in storage in the basement. I figured if someone wanted to take the time and go digging through my basement and trophy collection, they deserved to find my drugs. haa
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: SierraRS on February 23, 2012, 03:06 pm
Someone looking for hidden stashes will be looking for lack of dust. If your trophies are stored in basement and they are not dusty, someone have touched them recently, right?

I will not reveal my hidden stash practices. I don't have them nowhere near my property anyway.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: OuterLimits on February 23, 2012, 07:27 pm
You should read "How To Hide Anything" by Michael Connor! I'm surprised warweed doesn't offer it as a digital download on SR ;)
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: greatgreatgrandpa on February 23, 2012, 07:29 pm
I hide my stash in my record collection.  I have a lot of vinyl so I pick an album and just stash my stuff in there.

and when you get too fucked up and lose your stash, BAM!, you're sitting down, listening to and looking at records. Two kinds of win!
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: yellow on February 23, 2012, 07:57 pm
Who are you hiding it from? The cops or family? Cops are going to know most places and will probably bring dogs, so your record collection, etc aren't going to be very effective.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: Angelology on February 23, 2012, 07:59 pm
They're a lot less ingenious if you tell other people about them.
This.
My sock. Because I don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: aciddeath on February 23, 2012, 10:18 pm
You should read "How To Hide Anything" by Michael Connor! I'm surprised warweed doesn't offer it as a digital download on SR ;)

yes! This is the publication that I read that inspired me to write this thread. Thanks for listing the author I am going to track it down again

Who are you hiding it from? The cops or family? Cops are going to know most places and will probably bring dogs, so your record collection, etc aren't going to be very effective.

This is why I use places high in the ceiling. Slim chance a pig or a dog is looking that high
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: wowzers on February 23, 2012, 10:23 pm
A box on my coffee table. That way visitors can help themselves if they want to skin up. :D
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: ianfleming on February 23, 2012, 10:30 pm
Pocket of a military coat.
Why?
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Why not?
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: midas on February 23, 2012, 11:33 pm
How to Hide Anything is a very old book and probably every LEO know about it. Having that book at your home is dumb. Telling about it in here is not very smart.

It doesn't matter how ingenious your secret place is. If the cops have a warrant they'll search everywhere and will break walls if they suspect it has something inside. With dogs? Catastrophic.

If you're a seller, NEVER keep (a lot of) money or drugs at your home. Leave the money with someone you trust (mom or granny). For the stash, keep it away from your property. It's less convenient but you'll regret not doing it when the shit hit the fan.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: kuwahara on February 24, 2012, 12:36 am
I hide my stash inside my computer under the hard rives. It is so safe I can't even find it myself.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: ianfleming on February 24, 2012, 12:57 am
In my opinion the 2 best ways to hide a serious stash are to either go find a local concrete culvert and break away a bit of the concrete, place your stash in a VERY SECURE BOX in the concrete and a small RFID chip. Then reseal the hole with some instant concrete.

for added measures you can always use a metal drawer type system and load it with thermite, magnesium and 2 igniters (redundancy), then set it up so that if not opened in a very special way (or with another RFID chip present) it burst into flames at insane temrpatures and melts the shit out of anything inside.


However, neither of these are very economical ways to hide something and are really only suggested for long term storage of small objects.
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Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: Horizons on February 24, 2012, 01:28 am
If someone knows you have drugs in the house, it doesn't really matter if they find them or not. The trick is to hide your stuff so well that nobody will even suspect you have it, and this involves a lot more acting and social engineering than it does sneakiness and craftsmanship.

But you can't just leave your drugs laying around (unless you're wowzers 8)) so clever stash camouflage is always a good idea. I've always liked old books, ever since I was a kid. My grandparents had an amazing library where I read my first volumes of Conan Doyle and Verne as a child. The smell and texture of old books attracts me, sometimes more than the book itself. As a result, I have accumulated a library of over two thousand and five hundred volumes, most of which are older than myself. Two of them are hollowed out. None of them are dusty, since I clean my shelves and air out the books every four months. But that won't cover up the smell of old leather, wood and paper... though these smells, in turn, cover up anything else.

I could walk you into my house, even after telling you this, and bet you that you'll give up before finding my stash. I'd probably win the bet. And this is assuming you know that it's there. The police can bring in dogs to individually hump all my books and they still won't get a whiff of anything. Add to that all the wooden furniture and other nooks and crannies where my stuff might be hidden, and unless I"m suspected of some very hideous crimes, nobody will have the patience to go through it.

Hollow books are like hiding under the bed in a game of hide-and-seek. It's such a cliché that it's the last place anyone will look, and most people won't even seriously consider the possibility. They think it's something out of a silly old movie, like the secret doorway behind the bookshelf that swings open when you pull out a specific volume.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: BigBill6778 on February 24, 2012, 02:13 am
In the corner of the livingroom or bedroom where you have carpet pull back the corner a bit and cut the floor board stash it there always wear gloves when handling that way if the cops find it you can claim it was there when you moved in and there is no prints to link you to the drugs

BigBill6778
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: tcobambientAgain on February 24, 2012, 04:43 am
Who are you hiding it from? The cops or family? Cops are going to know most places and will probably bring dogs, so your record collection, etc aren't going to be very effective.

I'm not worried about cops.  It's family.  I have a wife and kids. 
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: mito on February 24, 2012, 12:42 pm
I hide my stash in my nose and sometimes in my stomach......

LOL!
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: Trinitron421 on February 24, 2012, 01:56 pm
If you are smart about it, with the commercial stash cans you can make a very convincing stash: shaving cream, left on end to dry and look like use, keep it in trash can or a food can admist a stash of stored canned foods. They have plenty, so I'm sure you could get inventive.

Also, I use da tip from "Never Get Busted" and rubbed weed all over everything. If dogs ever came in, they would go insane. They would prove more a nuisance than a help.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: IgnorantFuck on February 24, 2012, 02:16 pm
Also, I use da tip from "Never Get Busted" and rubbed weed all over everything. If dogs ever came in, they would go insane. They would prove more a nuisance than a help.

That would only be helpful if your house already smelled like weed though, right? Otherwise it would give LE the right to search your house.

Or am I missing something?
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: gustono on February 24, 2012, 02:26 pm
Also, I use da tip from "Never Get Busted" and rubbed weed all over everything. If dogs ever came in, they would go insane. They would prove more a nuisance than a help.

That would only be helpful if your house already smelled like weed though, right? Otherwise it would give LE the right to search your house.

Or am I missing something?

It depends, dogs going crazy means that LE is likely to overturn your whole house to find everything, probably the stuff you were trying to hide by rubbing the weed over it.

on the same note if it were truly everywhere, and the LE found nothing they might disregard the dogs.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: Trinitron421 on February 24, 2012, 02:38 pm
Also, I use da tip from "Never Get Busted" and rubbed weed all over everything. If dogs ever came in, they would go insane. They would prove more a nuisance than a help.

That would only be helpful if your house already smelled like weed though, right? Otherwise it would give LE the right to search your house.

Or am I missing something?

it can't be smelled by a human nose. Only what's left over can be picked up by a dog if they ever were to come in.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: IgnorantFuck on February 24, 2012, 02:47 pm
it can't be smelled by a human nose. Only what's left over can be picked up by a dog if they ever were to come in.

That makes sense then.
Title: Re: Hiding your stash
Post by: midas on February 24, 2012, 03:03 pm
Also, I use da tip from "Never Get Busted" and rubbed weed all over everything. If dogs ever came in, they would go insane. They would prove more a nuisance than a help.

That would only be helpful if your house already smelled like weed though, right? Otherwise it would give LE the right to search your house.

Or am I missing something?

The idea is to discredit dogs. If they get too many false positives LE might put them aside. Would love to tell LEO he doesn't know how to train a dog.