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Discussion => Security => Topic started by: Houghish on August 04, 2012, 06:45 am
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Im looking for info on what the rates are to launder 1m+ USD through the bitcoin network and how to get it in and out of the network. I brought this up as a possible way to get his drug money out of the US, but i havent found any workaround for the 10k limit.
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Laundering that amount through btc is really inefficient. How stupid it is, I can't comment on.
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
or the fact you dont have a method? OP there's no way to buy btc anonymously without hitting the 10k limit. These wannabe gangsta's never had that much money b4, nor will they ever but that doesnt keep them from acting like they have.
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
or the fact you dont have a method? OP there's no way to buy btc anonymously without hitting the 10k limit. These wannabe gangsta's never had that much money b4, nor will they ever but that doesnt keep them from acting like they have.
No there is a method so try not to be a smart-arse please. :)
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
or the fact you dont have a method? OP there's no way to buy btc anonymously without hitting the 10k limit. These wannabe gangsta's never had that much money b4, nor will they ever but that doesnt keep them from acting like they have.
No there is a method so try not to be a smart-arse please. :)
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What, 100 10k transfers? Brilliant, they'll never catch on.
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
or the fact you dont have a method? OP there's no way to buy btc anonymously without hitting the 10k limit. These wannabe gangsta's never had that much money b4, nor will they ever but that doesnt keep them from acting like they have.
No there is a method so try not to be a smart-arse please. :)
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What, 100 10k transfers? Brilliant, they'll never catch on.
No stumble-bum I'm afraid you have to be a bit quicker off the starting block than that. ;) Anyway I'm not talking about this anymore because you are a smart-arse prick and more importantly the OP is fishing.
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OP is a nigger
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
or the fact you dont have a method? OP there's no way to buy btc anonymously without hitting the 10k limit. These wannabe gangsta's never had that much money b4, nor will they ever but that doesnt keep them from acting like they have.
No there is a method so try not to be a smart-arse please. :)
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What, 100 10k transfers? Brilliant, they'll never catch on.
No stumble-bum I'm afraid you have to be a bit quicker off the starting block than that. ;) Anyway I'm not talking about this anymore because you are a smart-arse prick and more importantly the OP is fishing.
You need to remember Limetless, that you cannot fix stupid.
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
or the fact you dont have a method? OP there's no way to buy btc anonymously without hitting the 10k limit. These wannabe gangsta's never had that much money b4, nor will they ever but that doesnt keep them from acting like they have.
No there is a method so try not to be a smart-arse please. :)
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What, 100 10k transfers? Brilliant, they'll never catch on.
No stumble-bum I'm afraid you have to be a bit quicker off the starting block than that. ;) Anyway I'm not talking about this anymore because you are a smart-arse prick and more importantly the OP is fishing.
You need to remember Limetless, that you cannot fix stupid.
This is true and an often forgotten fact. Seems to be a lot of it around at the moment though.
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
So what you are saying is that we should share openly how to buy substantial amounts and how we launder BTC on a forum that is watched by the FBI, DEA, IRS, HMRC, SOCA and any number of other Alphabet Mafia cunts that would love to have information that could aid them in arresting vendors? Is that what you are trying to say is a good idea? I am just trying to get this locked down that you are definitely saying that because that certainly is fishing and it's quite apparent to me that you are using a very sub-par rod to try and hook your Sea Bass. It's quite apparent that you are bent.
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
So what you are saying is that we should share openly how to buy substantial amounts and how we launder BTC on a forum that is watched by the FBI, DEA, IRS, HMRC, SOCA and any number of other Alphabet Mafia cunts that would love to have information that could aid them in arresting vendors? Is that what you are trying to say is a good idea? I am just trying to get this locked down that you are definitely saying that because that certainly is fishing and it's quite apparent to me that you are using a very sub-par rod to try and hook your Sea Bass. It's quite apparent that you are bent.
+1 for Limetless! Oh wait, I can't do that yet! :)
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
or the fact you dont have a method? OP there's no way to buy btc anonymously without hitting the 10k limit. These wannabe gangsta's never had that much money b4, nor will they ever but that doesnt keep them from acting like they have.
No there is a method so try not to be a smart-arse please. :)
Well said Lim, I also have found a way around this (admittedly with some help from my mentor) - the magic 10K limit also only applies in the US, we have a different system here in the UK, and again throughout Europe.
V.
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Holly this is what is called a fishing line, it's used by reporters or 5-O to see if we will disclose our general methods on here. However it seems to have only caught a sarcastic comment this time round.
or the fact you dont have a method? OP there's no way to buy btc anonymously without hitting the 10k limit. These wannabe gangsta's never had that much money b4, nor will they ever but that doesnt keep them from acting like they have.
No there is a method so try not to be a smart-arse please. :)
Well said Lim, I also have found a way around this (admittedly with some help from my mentor) - the magic 10K limit also only applies in the US, we have a different system here in the UK, and again throughout Europe.
V.
Cheers Vlad. There is actually several different ways to do it but they vary depending on how fast you want it done and how covert you want to be.
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Im looking for info on what the rates are to launder 1m+ USD through the bitcoin network and how to get it in and out of the network. I brought this up as a possible way to get his drug money out of the US, but i havent found any workaround for the 10k limit.
send it me friend ,i will launder it through the network for you and deposit it to a country of your choosing
I will do the first million for free as a good will gesture ,but on future millions i will charge 0.5% per million
to cover my expenses
Magic
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Im looking for info on what the rates are to launder 1m+ USD through the bitcoin network and how to get it in and out of the network. I brought this up as a possible way to get his drug money out of the US, but i havent found any workaround for the 10k limit.
send it me friend ,i will launder it through the network for you and deposit it to a country of your choosing
I will do the first million for free as a good will gesture ,but on future millions i will charge 0.5% per million
to cover my expenses
Magic
Aha.
V.
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
O hey look a shill.
I don't get it do you think you're being clever here, Mr. officer/blogger?
Im looking for info on what the rates are to launder 1m+ USD through the bitcoin network and how to get it in and out of the network. I brought this up as a possible way to get his drug money out of the US, but i havent found any workaround for the 10k limit.
send it me friend ,i will launder it through the network for you and deposit it to a country of your choosing
I will do the first million for free as a good will gesture ,but on future millions i will charge 0.5% per million
to cover my expenses
Magic
Aw hey look a stupid person trying to scam a stupid person. That's adorable. :D
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You don't honestly think that anyone here believes your imaginary friend has over a million dollars to spend, do you? Were you expecting an actual step by step guide so you can post it to your blog or your news channel or your higher ups at the police station? No, that's not going to happen. Nobody believes you, not even for a second. Have a good day officer/reporter/wannabe internet blogger :)
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OP ....tut tut tut
Everyone else, thanks for laughs Keep up the Good Work
Peace
TWM
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
Hahaha! get over it you 3 letter bitch! go arrest some rapist or serial killers. Leave the free marketers and constitutionalists alone!
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I can do this for you, but I am going to need you to finalize early....
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Limitess is definitly from the uk :.
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Limitess is definitly from the uk :.
Lol the vernacular that much of a give away? :P
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I've got a friend that wants someone to perform hits on police officers... uhm any1 willing to helllp ouutt??
I cant figure out if shit like this is trolls, seriously weird people, or obviously cops
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Limitess is definitly from the uk :.
Lol the vernacular that much of a give away? :P
lol yeah
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
So what you are saying is that we should share openly how to buy substantial amounts and how we launder BTC on a forum that is watched by the FBI, DEA, IRS, HMRC, SOCA and any number of other Alphabet Mafia cunts that would love to have information that could aid them in arresting vendors? Is that what you are trying to say is a good idea? I am just trying to get this locked down that you are definitely saying that because that certainly is fishing and it's quite apparent to me that you are using a very sub-par rod to try and hook your Sea Bass. It's quite apparent that you are bent.
If your methods fall apart once law enforcement learns of them then you never had any methods to begin with.
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
So what you are saying is that we should share openly how to buy substantial amounts and how we launder BTC on a forum that is watched by the FBI, DEA, IRS, HMRC, SOCA and any number of other Alphabet Mafia cunts that would love to have information that could aid them in arresting vendors? Is that what you are trying to say is a good idea? I am just trying to get this locked down that you are definitely saying that because that certainly is fishing and it's quite apparent to me that you are using a very sub-par rod to try and hook your Sea Bass. It's quite apparent that you are bent.
If your methods fall apart once law enforcement learns of them then you never had any methods to begin with.
LOL what sort of a stumble-bum comment is that? You fucking tool. That's like saying "You should be able to get away with murder even if the police find out how ya murdered someone", fuck off back to tabloid land you cunt. Jesus Christ I have never heard anything so ridiculous and may god have mercy on your soul for polluting the internet with your retarded statements which serve no other purpose than to kill braincells. I bet the doctor slapped your mother when you popped out because you were clearly born a sandy little cunt.
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
So what you are saying is that we should share openly how to buy substantial amounts and how we launder BTC on a forum that is watched by the FBI, DEA, IRS, HMRC, SOCA and any number of other Alphabet Mafia cunts that would love to have information that could aid them in arresting vendors? Is that what you are trying to say is a good idea? I am just trying to get this locked down that you are definitely saying that because that certainly is fishing and it's quite apparent to me that you are using a very sub-par rod to try and hook your Sea Bass. It's quite apparent that you are bent.
If your methods fall apart once law enforcement learns of them then you never had any methods to begin with.
LOL what sort of a stumble-bum comment is that? You fucking tool. That's like saying "You should be able to get away with murder even if the police find out how ya murdered someone", fuck off back to tabloid land you cunt. Jesus Christ I have never heard anything so ridiculous and may god have mercy on your soul for polluting the internet with your retarded statements which serve no other purpose than to kill braincells. I bet the doctor slapped your mother when you popped out because you were clearly born a sandy little cunt.
/\ What he said, I really have nothing to add. :-)
V.
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Thanks for the advice, if i ever need to launder three, four hundred dollars i'll know who to turn to.
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If you only need to launder $300-$400, I can hook you up. I've got this great contact, he can launder that little so hard you'll get 350-450 back. ... Yeah. ... That's right. ... This is totally legit, I swear. (No it's not.)
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Buy one million $1 scratchers and you're bound to make your money back fully laundered ;)
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Haha Lim is such a boss 8) and I love reading this kind of shit. It's so comforting to see just how fucking stupid our "opposition" is. They really need to just cut their losses with SR. They will never come close to winning this battle...
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If SR goes down, all the serious buyers and vendors can still communicate, we've got PGP and encrypted email, and SR will just be set up the next day.
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Haha Lim is such a boss 8) and I love reading this kind of shit. It's so comforting to see just how fucking stupid our "opposition" is. They really need to just cut their losses with SR. They will never come close to winning this battle...
Nah keep them coming! The SR forums wouldn't be the same without being able to bash the morons. It just wouldn't be good cricket.
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There is Security through obscurity and security through cryptography and geography. That is all Op. Limetless is the most amazingly kind sexy person alive and should be respected as such. Did you have anyone actually inquire on your car?
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I don't always read fishing threads on SR but when I do I laugh my ass off.
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The best, safest and cheapest way would be to send it all to my SR wallet :)
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I can confirm Jamalam's rep. He has laundered 6.2B for me over the past few weeks. Great guy. Would work with again.
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I can confirm Jamalam's rep. He has laundered 6.2B for me over the past few weeks. Great guy. Would work with again.
hahaha thanks Snoopish - commisions on its way ;)
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Thanks for the advice, if i ever need to launder three, four hundred dollars i'll know who to turn to.
Look if you had half a brain cell you would know the whole point of money laundering is A) to do it without people catching on or noticing; & B) to make money without getting caught. Now If I was to disclose my methods on how to launder your money I wouldn't just be potentially jeopardizing what I do here, but also what I do on the streets. Now why the fuck would I help some guinea, who without a shred of proof comes to me saying he's got a "friend" with one million bucks that he wants to launder. You know what I say to people like that? Go eat a dick. ;D
Want to know how to launder money? do some fuckin half assed research online or find you a fuckin lawyer. ;D
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
So what you are saying is that we should share openly how to buy substantial amounts and how we launder BTC on a forum that is watched by the FBI, DEA, IRS, HMRC, SOCA and any number of other Alphabet Mafia cunts that would love to have information that could aid them in arresting vendors? Is that what you are trying to say is a good idea? I am just trying to get this locked down that you are definitely saying that because that certainly is fishing and it's quite apparent to me that you are using a very sub-par rod to try and hook your Sea Bass. It's quite apparent that you are bent.
+1 for Limetless! Oh wait, I can't do that yet! :)
I +1'd him for you dude ;)
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This might be the dumbest question yet. No one will answer your question OP. \There is no incentive to answer and there is doubt that your "friend" even has 1m+ btc. If This is real you would already know the answer.
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he can launder it through my btc wallet if he needs 8)
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I think op's friend is a Nigerian prince.
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I think op's friend is a Nigerian prince.
Pft, you say that like it's a bad thing...
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OP, if your friend wants to launder that amount of money, both of you should have at least some idea of how this sort of thing works. Surely you realise that nobody is going to do this for you without some kind of amicable working relationship, and in the unlikely case that you are actually legit, acting a fucking mong on the forums is definitely not the best approach... mate.
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Lol daRwin the guy is just fishing mate, don't play to him. :P
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Lol daRwin the guy is just fishing mate, don't play to him. :P
You're right. I'm going to edit my post just a tad...
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Man, I've got like 15.13 dollars I wanna launder through bitcoins, can anybody give me some advice?
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Man, I've got like 15.13 dollars I wanna launder through bitcoins, can anybody give me some advice?
Throw them in the wash with your other dirty laundry and make sure to use downy. Should be clean after they dry. ;D
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Man, I've got like 15.13 dollars I wanna launder through bitcoins, can anybody give me some advice?
Throw them in the wash with your other dirty laundry and make sure to use downy. Should be clean after they dry. ;D
+1
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For an order that large you're going to need to go to the Bitcoin Headquaters. Not many people know about it but there is in fact a centralized system for BTC's. First, go to New York and walk down the roads until you see a man lying on the ground looking straight up in the air wearing a yellow raincoat, that's the KeyMan. Go to him and say "Australia has some annoying Customs, eh?" he will give you a blue keycard. Take the Keycard to the closest Mcdonalds from KM and order a happy meal with no salt on the fries, and give the cashier the keycard. He will give you a nod and pull a lever, go back out and go down into the basement through the ally that has just opened up. There you will find Frim Gandango, the Bitcoin manager. Tell him your wishes and he will launder the 1 Mil for you if you can sing him a poem without the word "and" in it.
Good luck.
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Thanks for the advice, if i ever need to launder three, four hundred dollars i'll know who to turn to.
You are such a fucking tool. You don't need to launder anything except the mouth you suck all that cock with.
How stupid do we think we are? Granted, you're so fucking dumb that if you were twice as smart you'd still be stupid, but do you seriously want us to believe that anyone with 1m+ would need to come ask for laundry advice on a public forum?
I hope you either choke on cock or die in a fire. Mr Chokesondick.
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Better call Saul!
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For an order that large you're going to need to go to the Bitcoin Headquaters. Not many people know about it but there is in fact a centralized system for BTC's. First, go to New York and walk down the roads until you see a man lying on the ground looking straight up in the air wearing a yellow raincoat, that's the KeyMan. Go to him and say "Australia has some annoying Customs, eh?" he will give you a blue keycard. Take the Keycard to the closest Mcdonalds from KM and order a happy meal with no salt on the fries, and give the cashier the keycard. He will give you a nod and pull a lever, go back out and go down into the basement through the ally that has just opened up. There you will find Frim Gandango, the Bitcoin manager. Tell him your wishes and he will launder the 1 Mil for you if you can sing him a poem without the word "and" in it.
Good luck.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Better call Saul!
Haha Louis' face gives this quote conviction! ;D
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Thanks for the advice, if i ever need to launder three, four hundred dollars i'll know who to turn to.
I wouldn't imagine that YOU would ever need to launder three or four hundred dollars... but your "friend" might ;)
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For an order that large you're going to need to go to the Bitcoin Headquaters. Not many people know about it but there is in fact a centralized system for BTC's. First, go to New York and walk down the roads until you see a man lying on the ground looking straight up in the air wearing a yellow raincoat, that's the KeyMan. Go to him and say "Australia has some annoying Customs, eh?" he will give you a blue keycard. Take the Keycard to the closest Mcdonalds from KM and order a happy meal with no salt on the fries, and give the cashier the keycard. He will give you a nod and pull a lever, go back out and go down into the basement through the ally that has just opened up. There you will find Frim Gandango, the Bitcoin manager. Tell him your wishes and he will launder the 1 Mil for you if you can sing him a poem without the word "and" in it.
Good luck.
For an order that large you're going to need to go to the Bitcoin Headquaters. Not many people know about it but there is in fact a centralized system for BTC's. First, go to New York and walk down the roads until you see a man lying on the ground looking straight up in the air wearing a yellow raincoat, that's the KeyMan. Go to him and say "Australia has some annoying Customs, eh?" he will give you a blue keycard. Take the Keycard to the closest Mcdonalds from KM and order a happy meal with no salt on the fries, and give the cashier the keycard. He will give you a nod and pull a lever, go back out and go down into the basement through the ally that has just opened up. There you will find Frim Gandango, the Bitcoin manager. Tell him your wishes and he will launder the 1 Mil for you if you can sing him a poem without the word "and" in it.
Good luck.
DUDE I HAET THE GRIM FANDANGO POEM SHIT, I ALWAYS END MY POEM WITH AN "AND"
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I was under the impression the whole idea behind bitcoin and SR in general is it would allow you to openly do whatever you want without fear of reprisal, yet you all act as if there's some risk in discussing it none the less. Normally i'd suspect there was real information being withheld, but its quite apparent im dealing with small time pushers here.
So what you are saying is that we should share openly how to buy substantial amounts and how we launder BTC on a forum that is watched by the FBI, DEA, IRS, HMRC, SOCA and any number of other Alphabet Mafia cunts that would love to have information that could aid them in arresting vendors? Is that what you are trying to say is a good idea? I am just trying to get this locked down that you are definitely saying that because that certainly is fishing and it's quite apparent to me that you are using a very sub-par rod to try and hook your Sea Bass. It's quite apparent that you are bent.
What he said. I am just waiting for the day that someone blows the whistle on gov't drug running like they did for gun running with the atf. So you clowns will understand the true worthlessness of your life, your job, and everything you thought you knew. Fucking losers.
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I can do it. Send me $500000 upfront to show that you are serious