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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: moneyman1 on July 24, 2012, 02:16 am
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Im a very fgood writer in aall subjects.
Need to make extra bitcoin!
Pm me if you are to lazy to write your paper and let me know what grade you want...please dont be a see student and ask for an A it will be shady and you ewill get investigated by professor/;teacher!
Pm me if intrested! :D
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Your grammar and syntax are way off base. I wouldn't want you writing me anything in an academic fashion.
A "see" student? Really nigga?
You're going to butcher a paragraph and offer academic papers?
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vinny im have a bach is literature im just fucked up and i said ill give 3.4 quarters paper up front brother i see where your coming from tho but im a very good writer in mla and research papers with sources and essays or just a piece of cake
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Hmm lets see. Do I want to commission a paper from someone who:
1. Can`t use punctuation.
2. Mistypes words with excess digits.
3. Can`t spell 'interested'.
4. Writes your essay under the influence.
I think I`ll pass man. ::)
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I'd suggest sobering up and trying again later. I get pretty folded on occasion and if anything it strangely makes me a better writer.
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I write the papers on adderal not on xanax sir i take what i do serious since 3/4 of paper is up front
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rofl
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I write the papers on adderal not on xanax sir i take what i do serious since 3/4 of paper is up front
I could be coming off a three-day bender with Charlie Sheen, and I would still capitalize my "I's". And no amount of narcotic could make me misplace my punctuation.
I wish you all the best, but either this is some third-level troll shit or you are really whacked on something. And it ain't Conjuction Junction.
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I write the papers on adderal not on xanax sir i take what i do serious since 3/4 of paper is up front
I could be coming off a three-day bender with Charlie Sheen, and I would still capitalize my "I's". And no amount of narcotic could make me misplace my punctuation.
I wish you all the best, but either this is some third-level troll shit or you are really whacked on something. And it ain't Conjuction Junction.
You made me chuckle. Some of my best work was done in an Ambien blackout. I'd imagine being fucked up on speed one would be a better writer.
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And Perky makes his comeback!!!
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The best part about this thread is you would think he did the spelling errors on purpose in the OP.
You would also think he was not serious. But he is!
In the follow up post the grammar and spelling is even worse!
Have to love SR ;D
No where else could you get these gems.
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vinny im have a bach is literature im just fucked up and i said ill give 3.4 quarters paper up front brother i see where your coming from tho but im a very good writer in mla and research papers with sources and essays or just a piece of cake
I'll take the piece of cake please, how much?
V.
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vinny im have a bach is literature im just fucked up and i said ill give 3.4 quarters paper up front brother i see where your coming from tho but im a very good writer in mla and research papers with sources and essays or just a piece of cake
I'll take the piece of cake please, how much?
V.
What kinda cake?
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And Perky makes his comeback!!!
I spent all night working on this paper . Who is perky?
You will see a reviews but I hope perky wasn't a thief .
give me a chance RKinG...
Im working on on now just about done .
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This thread is absolutely hilarious.
I've got to agree with BigScrote on this one. The more intoxicated I am, the longer it takes me to send any type of text, forum post, etc as I'm proofreading it for that much longer.
moneyman, you say you're finishing up a paper as you type that message, yet the message's grammar/spelling is atrocious. Why would anyone think the paper would be any different?
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wait to you see my reviews i did one for a hero member and one for a full member and is very happy sir make sure to check back... i take my work; extremely serious but i do agree i should have made this post more grammatical correct.
check back sir o take adderall and work through the night i got 6 pages let an d a resource and cover page.
i understand your skeptical but just wait for my review sir ill ask him to post his grade to since his paper (FULL MEMBERS) in a few day
time will tell and papers are flawless if get a c plus student that doesnt use large vocabulary i get him a\ b plus.....i do a questionnaire before all papers are written and terms ate agreed...
im 8) 8)
ill prove myself but understand why most are skeptical...waiting on 2 reviews as i speak
check backk sir.....
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Ok, I laughed my arse off when I read this thread. Are you seriously for real? Based on your responses I'd jog a mile, in the same manner as I would a clumsy, oafish knife thrower. However, academic forgery is currently an unfilled niche on TSR, and I am sufficiently curious to learn more about your offerings.
Questions,
1. What levels of study are you willing to write for e.g. college and/or high school
2. What Academic fields would you be willing to write for e.g. Scientific, Engineering, Social Sciences, Humanities.
3. Have you got any idea of approximate fees yet?
4. Are you able to prepare samples of your work, e.g. chapters, paragraphs etc.
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I'll bite.
You post your 3/4 paper on here. I don't care witch paper you post but it has to be one of the two you are doing for the members on here.
Also please tell us who the HERO member is that paid for your paper. I am sure they will not care :P
Also can you please list your price? I want to purchase your services and have you write a paper for me. And I am 100% serious(your welcome fellow SR members)
I will also pay you in Xanax.( on top of your normal fee in BTC) I am doing this for express service. I need your paper by Sunday.
Please post your reply in here.
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lol love the overwhelming skepticism involved in writing papers. Better than human trafficking.
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I will also pay you in Xanax.
Man, no one ever pays me in xanax :(
lol
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And Perky makes his comeback!!!
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Perky never left, you just haven't been looking for him good enough.
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Oh boy, can`t wait to see how this essay turns out. ::)
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Perky never left, you just haven't been looking for him good enough.
Oh I agree 100% Perky didn't leave....He was KILLED...lol
He had 10 other names back then...I have not looked for those other 10 at all and this is the first post I have seen from "him" Sir ;)
And get in here moneyman! I want to hear about your reviews from the 2 papers you already did and I have a paper I need written by Sunday! I need to give you the subject matter! I only need a C+ as that is your specialty.
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Re: Pyscitrist 8 page essay tips to the trade im an expert! read and pm me!
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2012, 05:25 PM »
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MONEYMAN is a GENUIS !
i needed a medium sized essay on why my city is the best in Texas for a grant of 500 dollars for my local college
and MONEY MAN came throught with a four pages already rough drafted to create this essay ! not including the Cover Page, but damn.. this guy is hella proper !
First he asked what i needed it for, so i had let him know it was for this contest, then he wanted to know how i think and talk, with that he created a brainstorm page so its like i did the thinking and he just set up the writing by actually doing the work for me !
I told him' since my city is known for festivals like washington parade, we can use like a brainstorm idea for Heritage, so he does his research and see how the parade is set up,, and puts it down, then i asked about, the Culture, like that we used "people " as another idea to the brainstorm, adding that in my city, the minority is the majority... Then he asked like what other stuff do i think of when i think of my city,, and then i told him about its rich history,, sure enough he does his research and bam ! finds out that my city was a Fort on the border frontier back in 1786 before my city was even a town ! We tie that in to how it relates because sure enought come to find out the college im goin to , is the actual fort that started with the city,, and its this same college that is offering this contest !
so im like damn i made a very nice connection... Once we got the ideas set.. we created an argument for this essay to start, and using my ideas we created this beautiful introduction argument stating my city is the best because , (ideas 1 2 3) The cool thing about it, is that after he made this , he asked to read it, and tell me if i felt comfortable, and since im a damn good reader it felt like i did all the writing to this it came out flowing smooth !
hopefully i contact him tonight or that he will contact me tommaroow after i get out of school so we can work on the body and complete the new rough draft for my final product, hopefully i can ask him for permission to see if i can link the actual work after i print it, to show yall !
Thanks money Man ! i got to school now in about 1 hour so i will contact you after i get out of college tonight ! :))
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^seems legit.
I'm in.
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first 3 get papers 3/4 up front look at my btc too for sa;e from gambling profitd
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lol love the overwhelming skepticism involved in writing papers. Better than human trafficking.
Somehow we're selling illegal drugs to/from all parts of the world but writing someone's paper, now don't be silly, one does not simply write another's paper.
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I'll bite.
You post your 3/4 paper on here. I don't care witch paper you post but it has to be one of the two you are doing for the members on here.
Also please tell us who the HERO member is that paid for your paper. I am sure they will not care :P
Also can you please list your price? I want to purchase your services and have you write a paper for me. And I am 100% serious(your welcome fellow SR members)
I will also pay you in Xanax.( on top of your normal fee in BTC) I am doing this for express service. I need your paper by Sunday.
Please post your reply in here.
PM how many pages can i pick topic does it need mla format c are you stupid what lettter grade do you want PM me....do i get to pick topic/ i take xanax painkiller and btc
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Perky never left, you just haven't been looking for him good enough.
im assuming perky is a scammer?
please read ,y btc to mp transaction thread sir im legit...
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Write me something. Write me something right god damn now. Write me a soliloquy. Write me a poem proclaiming how much of a douche I am, a riddle, something.. something that tells me you aren't a paint-huffer and are capable of writing a sentence so I can stop trolling you.
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when the body finally meets the soul
yourself gains control
reality next you know
personality then can grow
i go a a on that put its just a piece its my favorite part though do you want more vinny you are very skeptical of me
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I am a douche bag
I shit in my neighbor's yard
You suck at writing
There's a haiku. Took me fifteen seconds.
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hahaha' i can write badazz Haikus' too, but fuk killin myself !
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lol love the overwhelming skepticism involved in writing papers. Better than human trafficking.
Somehow we're selling illegal drugs to/from all parts of the world but writing someone's paper, now don't be silly, one does not simply write another's paper.
I can't believe I am saying this..but this really does happen on here and has been since the very beginning. I could not believe it either..
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^seems legit.
I'm in.
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i mean damn how bad do people really need some papers ?
i got zags, blunts , and a bong just in case ! lol, jk, i be glad to help anyone as well, tho' i dont take drugs' unless u got some syrup !
lol..
;)
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PMif intrested and wee can negoiate prices itts more if the due date is tomo
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what the fuck is with the spelling man ... at least try ?
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dude no i wont a\spell good here
trollers leave i already have 4 customers
3.4 is up that was a 3 person max deal half now half when i send paper if you dont like my terms fuck off
PM me and we will negotiate....now to pop some addys an word on a history paper i need finished by friday :)
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After contacting moneyman1 and asking him if it would be possible to write a 1,000 word essay on Religion, he responded by asking to respond negotiating a price. After a few more messages back and forth – with me explaining that the report was due in a couple of days – he suddenly stated that he’d already finished the essay without concluding negotiations of a price at all. Regardless, I continued to message him in an attempt to negotiate a price. Due to time differences, the messaging was very slow and the due date was growing closer and closer. His communication was good; however it was extremely unprofessional and irritating. He would send multiple messages in response to my one, often typing in caps lock and questioning why I wasn’t responding (obviously due to time difference).
After a few more messages, I received a message from a different user, explaining that moneyman1 had asked her to write a review regarding her experience with him. The review was overzealous about the quality of moneyman1’s writing skills and his “honesty and service”. After further communications, he then prompted me to send what I thought was an appropriate price for his service. I sent ~$35.00 worth of coins, which is what I thought was fair for the short essay. After receiving the coins, moneyman1 then stated ~$35.00 was not enough, and that I would have to send more. I replied, letting him know that I had no more funds and if he would like more coins he would have to wait a day or two for me to purchase more. The other option I gave him was to simply refund my coins, which he agreed to. Upon waiting for the coins to arrive, and sending another message, moneyman1 contradictory stated “no refunds”. After a couple more days of this back and forth nonsense, I eventually wrote the paper myself due to absolutely horrid communication.
After a few more attempts at the return of my coins, moneyman1 accidentally sent a message from the account which had prior sent me a review of his service. Obviously showing that the ‘reviewer’ was actually moneyman1 himself, proving him to be fraudulent; pretending to be another user in an attempt to garner respect for his writing skills. He will no longer respond to my messages demanding the return of my money, and has stolen my Bitcoins.
The bottom line is, please don’t waste your time and money with this unpleasant user. In the end, I’m glad I didn’t receive his essay as he types like an imbecile.
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@Abrogation
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate (and If I may add, expected) dealings with this useless cunt.
I assume the hand-in date is long gone essay. Nevertheless I have a proposal: in the spirit of the silk road, I will write a future essay of similar length to the one you asked moneyman1 to do - for free. Nothing more than 1000/1500 words would be ideal.
I have a Master's degree in a technical field, and have a job that requires me to write high quality reports. I received the highest mark for English pre-College, and have helped course mates in the past write reports for resits etc, and helped them achieve 60/70%.
If you're happy to accept my offer, I would insist that you provide me with the assignment brief, and any details that you think would be useful. If you're happy with the essay and receive a good mark, you are welcome, but not obliged, to leave me a small donation or review.
Get in touch via PM if you're interested.