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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Vlad the Impailer on June 28, 2012, 08:45 pm
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~~~~~~~~Sour Diesel Shake and Grams of the New Crop~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~Coming Soon: Clean crank then more of the Sour Diesel you've been waiting for
~~~~Assisted Suicide. The Catch: by Impalement Only~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~All samples are taken until further notice.~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My vendor page: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/fba49cc943
How ya doing people? Vlad Tepes is my vendor name and it's romanian for "Vlad the Impailer." If you dispute any part of a transaction with me I will go to your address and drive a pike through your heart! Just kidding!! I actually like the customer service atmosphere on Silk Road that is so clearly absent on the street. Anyway, I'm a new vendor here (> 1 week) and would like to get my business going so without further ado I'm offering five one gram samples of my Sour Diesel for the cost of shipping. All I ask is that you review my product and service just as for the other vendors on this forum. I'll make custom orders for the first five requests. If there's an easier way I'd be happy to hear it. I have grams, 1/8s, and 1/4's listed at a discount until I build up my rep. I will list larger quantities later. If you want an oz pm me on SR. M4lw4r3, if you're here I have your custom order waiting for you. If you don't want it I'd be glad to give it to somebody else. I'm going to try a few different things as far as packaging, so I'm eager to hear your feedback on that. Also, in case anyone is wondering, once I run out of this pile of weed I will get more Sour Diesel and is going to be even better. I know I should usually be sending out the best of the best in my samples, but honestly, I'm just being a snob. This weed is great and so far everybody loves it. I just wish the buds were bigger.
Coming Soon: meth and acid and blow, oh my!
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ooo lala. Sour diesel is one of my favorites. too bad I can't ask for a sample because I recently stopped smoking. Maybe if I start up again, if you're still around, I'd order some from you.
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Come on. Quitting is for quitters! jk ;D Well, this is one of my favorites too and since I always have Sour D it seems like a perfect fit for a place where having a consistent product is important. I'm sure I'll have plenty of Sour Diesel fire whenever you're ready.
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Mmm, if you took that picture yourself count me in for a sample. Those buds look delicious.
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Just to reassure everyone that I haven't decided to try my hand at drug dealing and that Vlad and I are different people! :-)
If anyone needs any Bitcoins to spend in Vlad's store I'd be happy to accept Euro, please message me for more details.
All the best,
V.
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That's right. So I assume your business is currency exchanging, no? Oh wait, just read your signature..duh.
Mmm, if you took that picture yourself count me in for a sample. Those buds look delicious.
Oh yea they are. And yes, all pictures were taken by myself and of the same bud you will be getting. I'll add a handwritten date & my username to future pictures so everyone can tell they're legit. One custom order coming up. I'll use your forum username if that's ok.
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That's right. So I assume your business is currency exchanging, no? Oh wait, just read your signature..duh.
Mmm, if you took that picture yourself count me in for a sample. Those buds look delicious.
Oh yea they are. And yes, all pictures were taken by myself and of the same bud you will be getting. I'll add a handwritten date & my username to future pictures so everyone can tell they're legit. One custom order coming up. I'll use your forum username if that's ok.
Always good to see more Europeans on here buddy, welcome to SR!
V.
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Sounds good my man, can't wait. What are your plans after building up a rep here?
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Sounds good my man, can't wait. What are your plans after building up a rep here?
I'm going to drop the grams eventually and add ounces, possibly more. More variety in drugs and I'll probably have some random stuff to sell too if there's a market for it. One thing on my mind is the Quaalude. I'd love to sell that here if I could find a source or a good chemist. When I learn more about customs I'll start doing international orders. I hope I don't have to go stealth, but it's not like I'm going to open a business office and hire employees to do my work. It does feel good providing this service to people and honestly, knowing the relevant systems (postal, tcp/ip, gov, tor, pgp, etc.) well and keeping myself updated on all of them make this not such a paranoid experience. I'm a small-timer anyway and I plan to keep it that way.
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Kisses and hugs to everybody!!!
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How can I say no? It's simply impossible. Let me add a shipping option for you (it's nearly $20 if that's ok), then I'll accept your order on my custom listing.
For everyone: Order in the next half hour and I'll ship today.
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That's the issue with the shipping option. I literally have 4$ left on my account. I just bought some shrooms for my GF's birthday.
I'm getting more bitcoins in about a week or so, can you hold off your free sample until then? Or send it today and I'll pay you back with interest in a week when I get my coke BTC?
I'll give ya an awesome review/trip-report ;) I've been smoking weed for about 2-3 years now.
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Always glad to hear about a new USA weed vendor. Welcome Vlad!
I'd be more than happy to try out a sample of your sour diesel and write a review ;D
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The sour diesel is killer! Grabbed 1/4oz from him on good instinct and damn am I satisfied.
Couldn't smell a thing through the package even in this heat, but now my whole room stinks after opening it.
Nice smell, nice taste, nice price, nice nice nice
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Can anybody lend me 0.4 BTC, that's what I need to pay for the sample... Had 4$ but I spent it all on lotteries and shit cuz I thought it cost me 20$ to ship lol.
I will suck your dick for some BTC.
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Can anybody lend me 0.4 BTC, that's what I need to pay for the sample... Had 4$ but I spent it all on lotteries and shit cuz I thought it cost me 20$ to ship lol.
I will suck your dick for some BTC.
Sent. Enjoy!
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Still offering this Vlad? If so I'd love to try a sample and write a review!
That is a damn tempting price for a 1/4 of sour diesel.
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Can anybody lend me 0.4 BTC, that's what I need to pay for the sample... Had 4$ but I spent it all on lotteries and shit cuz I thought it cost me 20$ to ship lol.
I will suck your dick for some BTC.
Sent. Enjoy!
Thanks, I hope you like deepthroat baby ;)
You'll have it back in a week or so :)
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Fuck this is emberassing.... Still missing out on 0.02 BTC.
I guess it's back to prostituting myself for money.
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You know I'm down for this! :D Oh my god I haven't had Sour D in months, it would be my honor to review your bud. ;)
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Still offering this Vlad? If so I'd love to try a sample and write a review!
That is a damn tempting price for a 1/4 of sour diesel.
Yes I am and you'd be one of the last.You know I'm down for this! :D Oh my god I haven't had Sour D in months, it would be my honor to review your bud. ;)
I'll do it. The two of you along with BonesJones and TallTemptress will get the last samples. If I said yes to anyone else who hasn't ordered yet I'll still take care of you. At this point 5 people have to flake on free weed for more sample spots to open.
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The sour diesel is killer! Grabbed 1/4oz from him on good instinct and damn am I satisfied.
Couldn't smell a thing through the package even in this heat, but now my whole room stinks after opening it.
Nice smell, nice taste, nice price, nice nice nice
Thanks again Piy! I was not expecting to get reviews this quickly. Business is already picking up, so I definitely appreciate it. :D
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Welcome Vlad!
Please toss your SR vendor link in your forum sig. :)
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Good idea. Done. Just letting everyone know that there is only one person left to claim their sample and I'm pretty sure they will. So no more samples. The introductory prices, however, will stay through Monday, maybe a bit longer. And don't worry, it won't go up a lot. I can't wait to see what the rest of you guys think.
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I'm going to drop the grams eventually and add ounces, possibly more. More variety in drugs and I'll probably have some random stuff to sell too if there's a market for it. One thing on my mind is the Quaalude. I'd love to sell that here if I could find a source or a good chemist.
Wait. What? I thought Quaaludes were impossible to get anymore. I would most definitely be interested in trying these!
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You should also post the link to this thread (or the link to wherever you plan on having your forum review thread) in your signature and on your SR vendor profile as well. I know that when I'm looking at a new vendor (one I haven't dealt with yet) I not only look at their SR transaction feedback, but also their forum 'Vendor Review' thread. Most vendor threads are in the Rumor Mill section, but it doesn't really matter as long as potential buyers have quick and easy access to it.
Thanks again for the sample, so excited! ;D
Wait. What? I thought Quaaludes were impossible to get anymore. I would most definitely be interested in trying these!
Not impossible, just very hard to find unless you have your own personal chemist whom likes to break the law by manufacturing large quantities of illegal substances, as well as a steady supply of chemicals needed in order to make Quaaludes. It's kinda like Mescaline... it's out there, you just gotta know people who know people who know people who make the shit.
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Wait. What? I thought Quaaludes were impossible to get anymore. I would most definitely be interested in trying these!
Not impossible, just very hard to find unless you have your own personal chemist whom likes to break the law by manufacturing large quantities of illegal substances, as well as a steady supply of chemicals needed in order to make Quaaludes. It's kinda like Mescaline... it's out there, you just gotta know people who know people who know people who make the shit.
That's right. It's pretty rare for me to meet anyone under 40 who has even tried it before. They're quite popular in South Africa. If someone from down there discovers SR, I think they're going to make a killing. It's a long way off for me, but I'm determined to bring the ludes back. The days of waking up with extremely random people in your bed and cars crashed through the dining room window while having no idea what happened are coming back. Hooray! Oh wait, that sounds just like alcohol.
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Almost alright everyone. I sent out most of the samples this morning. Apologies to m4lw4r3 and deliric. Yours and TallTemptress' will go out first thing Monday if everything goes smoothly.
You should also post the link to this thread (or the link to wherever you plan on having your forum review thread) in your signature and on your SR vendor profile as well. I know that when I'm looking at a new vendor (one I haven't dealt with yet) I not only look at their SR transaction feedback, but also their forum 'Vendor Review' thread. Most vendor threads are in the Rumor Mill section, but it doesn't really matter as long as potential buyers have quick and easy access to it.
Thanks again for the sample, so excited! ;D
Good advice. I'll get on that too. Your sample is on it's way.
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Here you go: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/18fc77b1a2
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Good morning glorious fiends! Just letting everyone know I now have Ritalin up for sale in 2 and 5 packs. When I restock on stimulants I'm not going to include racemic methylphenidate, at least I'm not going to actively seek it. It will be replaced by crystal meth, Focalin (enantiomerically pure methylphenidate), amphetamine, and/or eventually blow. Has anyone tried the ethylphenidate for sale here? Or any ethylphenidate for that matter? I might stock that too. After all, it's not even a controlled substance, my unreliable source tells me. I'll look that up..
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You will definitely find a market for domestically-shipped, good-quality blow on SR. I'd highly suggest investing in some if you can get it at a reasonable price and are willing to start selling it.
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~~~Now selling racemic methylphenidate~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~All samples are taken until further notice.~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My vendor page: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/fba49cc943
How ya doing people? Vlad Tepes is my vendor name and it's romanian for "Vlad the Impailer." If you dispute any part of a transaction with me I will go to your address and drive a pike through your heart! Just kidding!! I actually like the customer service atmosphere on Silk Road that is so clearly absent on the street. Anyway, I'm a new vendor here (> 1 week) and would like to get my business going so without further ado I'm offering five one gram samples of my Sour Diesel for the cost of shipping. All I ask is that you review my product and service just as for the other vendors on this forum. I'll make custom orders for the first five requests. If there's an easier way I'd be happy to hear it. I have grams, 1/8s, and 1/4's listed at a discount until I build up my rep. I will list larger quantities later. If you want an oz pm me on SR. M4lw4r3, if you're here I have your custom order waiting for you. If you don't want it I'd be glad to give it to somebody else. I'm going to try a few different things as far as packaging, so I'm eager to hear your feedback on that. Also, in case anyone is wondering, once I run out of this pile of weed I will get more Sour Diesel and is going to be even better. I know I should usually be sending out the best of the best in my samples, but honestly, I'm just being a snob. This weed is great and so far everybody loves it. I just wish the buds were bigger.
Coming Soon: meth and acid and blow, oh my!
Do I qualify for your custom order Vlad? I just ordered an ounce of your sour diesel shake. Just seeing if I could sample one of your Sour D nugs? Thanks
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Good idea. Done. Just letting everyone know that there is only one person left to claim their sample and I'm pretty sure they will. So no more samples. The introductory prices, however, will stay through Monday, maybe a bit longer. And don't worry, it won't go up a lot. I can't wait to see what the rest of you guys think.
Please stay stocked up on your Sour Diesel 1oz shake!
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Here's my review for the 'Samples for the Forum Reviewers' Sour Diesel from Vlad Tepes:
Delivery - 5/5
Ordered on Friday, Shipped Saturday, Arrived on Tuesday (Coast-to-Coast domestic). No troubles on that front.
Packaging - 3/5
Hand written labels -- for both my address and the return address -- is a no-no. Printed labels a must! While there was absolutely no smell until I cut into the package more, you could feel around and notice that there was a single lump of something in the package. Perhaps adding more packing material? Don't want to get too specific here, but there are a wide variety of ways to conceal your products that will help your business (and successful delivery rate) skyrocket. Needless to say, it still arrived, but the packaging could use a little refinement. The bud itself well extremely well-sealed and not compressed.
Product - 5/5
Nice, small nuggets (expected, it's a sample after all) that break out easily. Weighs exactly 1 gram. Didn't smell anything until I broke open the last seal and then it filled up my entire room with the delectable aroma of legit Sour D. Smokes as great as it smells -- nice and smooth with a sour, kinda-Earthy taste. Definitely got me stoned after a few rips and I'm an avid toker. Given the prices on his vendor page, I would definitely buy more of this Sour Diesel from Vlad.
Overall - 4.5/5
Totally pleased with the overall experience, although the packaging needs some work. He's a new vendor, but he has some very good product... give him a chance! I'll be back for some more once Vlad works out the packaging kinks. Thanks for letting me sample and review your Cannabis Vlad!
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Thank you for the review Bones! I appreciate your honesty. I wasn't aware that having a single lump in the package could be a problem. Did your sample get squished, or is it just a point of suspicion? Either way I'll make sure to conceal the lump from now on. As for the addresses, I'm going to try to print labels as soon as I can. I was aware of that issue already, but I just don't have a printer right now. I'm on a tight budget, but it looks like that won't be a problem for very long. I should have thought to go to Kinkos or something, so I apologize to everyone for that. I'm also sorry if the nuggets were too small. I think I misjudged the size range on the regular listing. I said dime to quarter size, but there were not a lot of quarter buds. I'm running low on this stash already, so if anyone planning to get more wants to hold out for a few days I will have some nice big mutated (like they should be) Sour Diesel fire. It's absolutely perfect. Oh, one more thing: an other appology. :-[ Your gram should have been over. It was probably an error on my scale, but I want everyone to be happy, so everything I sell except pills should be over the stated weight.
Please stay stocked up on your Sour Diesel 1oz shake! I am a poor college student and am being a stoner on a budget! :)
That shake is almost gone. However, I have a lot of shake that is like 2/3-3/4 leaves and a few yellow ones. I'll post it today so you can see pictures. I'll also have to smoke some to see if those trim leaves are good. They should be pretty well covered in trichs for leaves. I might pick those yellow ones out. It will be cheaper than $160. Did I ship your order yet? Yes, I did. So you want a gram eh? I'll pm you about that.
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If anyone's interested (someone must be) I'll be posting a limited quantity of some excellent methamphetamine. It's very clean, like Desoxyn.
Product - 5/5
Nice, small nuggets (expected, it's a sample after all) that break out easily. Weighs exactly 1 gram. Didn't smell anything until I broke open the last seal and then it filled up my entire room with the delectable aroma of legit Sour D. Smokes as great as it smells -- nice and smooth with a sour, kinda-Earthy taste. Definitely got me stoned after a few rips and I'm an avid toker. Given the prices on his vendor page, I would definitely buy more of this Sour Diesel from Vlad.
The next crop is even better. The buds will be much bigger, meaning the shake will not be as good. My next shake listing will have a lot of leaves. I'm going to roll a joint of just leaves and see how it smokes before I price it. It will be greener too if anyone plans to resell it. Thanks again for helping me get on my feet here.
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Update: Thanks you Mr. Jones. Now I only need 3.77.
Update: All taken care of. I'll thank my lenders by pm from now on.
Would anyone be so kind as to loan me 4.65BTC? I can pay it back as soon as one of my several orders in transit clears escrow or I can take it off anything you buy from me. I asked someone to make me a custom order and I thought the answer was no since their inventory ran out. Well, today he made the listing and said it's a deal. The thing is I promised him I would pay right away, but since I thought it was no deal I used the extra BTC elsewhere. It isn't terribly important, I just don't want to go back on my word. If anyone received their order and hasn't finalized yet, that would help too. Thanks in advance.
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Not impossible, just very hard to find unless you have your own personal chemist whom likes to break the law by manufacturing large quantities of illegal substances, as well as a steady supply of chemicals needed in order to make Quaaludes. It's kinda like Mescaline... it's out there, you just gotta know people who know people who know people who make the shit.
That's right. It's pretty rare for me to meet anyone under 40 who has even tried it before. They're quite popular in South Africa. If someone from down there discovers SR, I think they're going to make a killing. It's a long way off for me, but I'm determined to bring the ludes back. The days of waking up with extremely random people in your bed and cars crashed through the dining room window while having no idea what happened are coming back. Hooray! Oh wait, that sounds just like alcohol.
I just missed the Quaalude era and would be very happy indeed to see methaqualone come to SR. According to a South African acquaintance, Mandrax ain't what it used to be... and even in its heyday the quality was so awful that smoking it was less likely to kill you than swallowing. But they are apparently getting their shit from Indian chemists. So it's just a matter of finding an Indian chemist who is willing to do a custom synth for you, then pressing the end result into pills. Not sure how difficult methaqualone is to make in terms of equipment and scheduled substance requirements but I've been led to understand it's not incredibly complex. (I'll be the first to admit that I'm no biochemist and I'll gladly welcome proper info from someone who actually brews drugs for a living or a serious hobby).
Keep in mind your tablets are probably going to require 200-250mg, since it takes a fair bit of methaqualone to do the job. But if you bought a kilo of MQ and pressed it into 400 tablets you would have no problem getting rid of them at a nice price. Hell, given the obscene going rate on purple drank I wouldn't be surprised to see 250 mg ludes going for $75-100 and selling briskly. I might even be tempted to try one or two just to see what I missed.
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It seems like just a matter of time to me. I already found an other vendor who plans to supply quaaludes and probably sooner than myself. I was looking through the procedure and while I'm no biochemist either, nothing stood out as a problem except for the fact that some of the precursors are heavily regulated and monitored. It kind of made me wonder if demand played a bigger role than I previously thought.
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Thank you for the review Bones! I appreciate your honesty. I wasn't aware that having a single lump in the package could be a problem. Did your sample get squished, or is it just a point of suspicion? Either way I'll make sure to conceal the lump from now on. As for the addresses, I'm going to try to print labels as soon as I can. I was aware of that issue already, but I just don't have a printer right now. I'm on a tight budget, but it looks like that won't be a problem for very long. I should have thought to go to Kinkos or something, so I apologize to everyone for that. I'm also sorry if the nuggets were too small. I think I misjudged the size range on the regular listing. I said dime to quarter size, but there were not a lot of quarter buds. I'm running low on this stash already, so if anyone planning to get more wants to hold out for a few days I will have some nice big mutated (like they should be) Sour Diesel fire. It's absolutely perfect. Oh, one more thing: an other appology. :-[ Your gram should have been over. It was probably an error on my scale, but I want everyone to be happy, so everything I sell except pills should be over the stated weight.
The weed wasn't squished or anything, I just know that most people include filler or package it in a manner so that if someone were to feel around the package, they could come to different conclusions as to what is being shipped. One order I received the other day, I thought that it was a book I had ordered off a Clearnet site, but then it turned out to be a quarter of some dank nuggs. Just trying to help you out, as I'm sure other buyers will mention this. Great packaging techniques go a long way on SR.
No worries about the other stuff, I was still extremely satisfied with the product and how fast it got here. You definitely have a good hook-up for some great weed, you just need to refine your business and you should do very well. Thanks again!
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yo VLAD im'a finalize this order i got so u can get your coins sooner for you ! hope its soon that way by tomorrow you have your coins !
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Cool, thanks bro. I would just use the cash advance feature but I guess I need some kind of tenure to be able to do that.
Thank you for the review Bones! I appreciate your honesty. I wasn't aware that having a single lump in the package could be a problem. Did your sample get squished, or is it just a point of suspicion? Either way I'll make sure to conceal the lump from now on. As for the addresses, I'm going to try to print labels as soon as I can. I was aware of that issue already, but I just don't have a printer right now. I'm on a tight budget, but it looks like that won't be a problem for very long. I should have thought to go to Kinkos or something, so I apologize to everyone for that. I'm also sorry if the nuggets were too small. I think I misjudged the size range on the regular listing. I said dime to quarter size, but there were not a lot of quarter buds. I'm running low on this stash already, so if anyone planning to get more wants to hold out for a few days I will have some nice big mutated (like they should be) Sour Diesel fire. It's absolutely perfect. Oh, one more thing: an other appology. :-[ Your gram should have been over. It was probably an error on my scale, but I want everyone to be happy, so everything I sell except pills should be over the stated weight.
The weed wasn't squished or anything, I just know that most people include filler or package it in a manner so that if someone were to feel around the package, they could come to different conclusions as to what is being shipped. One order I received the other day, I thought that it was a book I had ordered off a Clearnet site, but then it turned out to be a quarter of some dank nuggs. Just trying to help you out, as I'm sure other buyers will mention this. Great packaging techniques go a long way on SR.
No worries about the other stuff, I was still extremely satisfied with the product and how fast it got here. You definitely have a good hook-up for some great weed, you just need to refine your business and you should do very well. Thanks again!
Yea that kind of ambiguity makes perfect sense now. The extra layers probably also delay (if only slightly) the spread of the aroma should the airtight layer(s) break. It's funny now that I remember, that used to be part of my old packing strategy. I think I wanted to make absolutely sure that should the outer layer(s) break, you still wouldn't be able to tell what the contents were. In that context, it makes sense even more, especially for grams. I really appreciate all your help thus far and I'm sure my customers do as well. Silk Road wouldn't be nearly as successful or safe and us vendors wouldn't be so trustworthy if everyone had to figure this business out on their own. The forum is absolutely essential.
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Oh my, oh my! The mailman sure did bring me a scrumptious treat in the mail today! Looks like some delicious looking Sour Diesel from my man Vlad motherf*cking Tepes. ;D The minute I cut open the vacuum sealed bag, the most enticing smell tingled my nose and polluted the air with the enticing aroma of fruity diesel fuel as a strand of saliva escaped my open mouth. Mmm...I love it! It's so tempting to try some now, but I must hold back!! Well...maybe just a little won't hurt...but no! I'm restraining myself to break this bud's cherry in the throes of an LSD trip that I happened to find in the mail on this very same day. Oh lordy am I in for a good time, I hope you can all wait on this review just a while longer, because I promise it's coming. ;) Hope you don't mind I'll be smoking it first while under the influence of Lucy, Vlad, let's pray it'll give that extra oomph to the report to really attract those customers shall we?! ^-^
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SWEET im waitin for my SOUR D'z too !
damn, i cant wait now, YO - BOSS ! i realeased the FUNDS early !!! i hope i get me more soon , and thats at least this monday when i get more money - GOD i can die HAPPY now.
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Gary Oak: Some people find Sour Diesel to be very psychedelic all on it's own, especially after taking a break for several weeks. I would love to hear what you have to say about LSD + Sour Diesel. If it's really an exceptional experience I'd write a trip report for Erowid.
Metaphoe: Yea, yours should be coming real soon. It's the package that says "Fragile Crystal Meth."
Everyone: Speaking of crank, I just posted mine. I truly believe it's on par with my Sour Diesel. I know it's apples and oranges but think of it like this: You wont be getting big shards with a point, just like my SD didn't have the big buds it's capable of. Both are extremely potent anyway, so once you feel your hit you will forget about bud/shard size. I could melt a few points if you really want one big shard. It won't be crushed in the mail but I doubt it will arrive completely intact. In the listing I compare it to Desoxyn in spite of the fact that I've never tried it. Well I have tried meth that feels so much cleaner than some other street crank that one might think it was a different stimulant. That, to me is exactly what I've heard from multiple people on what Desoxyn fells like.
Check out the ad for details: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/3e223292d1
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Metaphoe: Yea, yours should be coming real soon. It's the package that says "Fragile Crystal Meth."
Please tell me your only kidding about the "Meth"?
lol, all the fiends goin be like DAMN you got that DESONYX dublle purity edition of the lost shards,,,,
on top of that im no level 500 dugeon dragon master, so havin to fight off warlocks and goblins at my mailbox will defintiley raise some dragon ears suspicions, but hey what do i know ?
i wouldnt stick my head up a bulls ass to get a good look at a t-bone steak, i'll just take the butchers' word for it
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Let me preface this by saying that Vlad is cool shit. He didn't flip out when I accidentally ordered 2 samples, has had great communication through and through, and that dealing with him has been a pleasure.
Packaging:
My package arrived in great speed for the cheapest shipping option, so rest assured that if you need the product fast, you can pay a little extra and Vlad can get it to you FAST. My only gripe with the packaging was the silver tape on the outside of it, even though I wouldn't imagine it as a standard feature in Vlad's packaging, it had me wondering if the package had been opened in transit. Nevertheless, I opened the package and there was no odor at all until I went past the first layer, where I was greeted with the unmistakable odor of Sour D.
Nugz:
The smell plus the nugget formation leaves no doubt in my mind that what I was dealing with was some dank-ass Sour Deez. The smell outside of the little bag actually permeated all the way into my kitchen which my roomie yell up "Smells good in there!" Looking at the bud, it's a nice, frosty medium green color with well trimmed, smaller nuggets.
High:
I packed up the Hitman, and after taking the first hit I was met with a euphoric high, surely a sativa dominant strain. As I finished up the bowl I felt motivated to go do something. I spaced out here and there, making this bud perfect for before work or before some physical activity, of any sort ;)
Gotta love that pine, almost citrus-y taste that the Deez has, not a harsh smoke at all. I was medicated for a good 2 1/2 hours, all with a gentle come-down.
Overall:
You'll be quite happy for the price offered, especially with the promise of an even stronger batch on the way. This is a prime example of Sour Diesel, the kind of bud with a smell that turns heads if not wrapped up. Service is up there with quality for me, and as stated earlier, both aspects deliver. Welcome to the Road, bud. ;D
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nice REVIEW MIXM8 !
i cant wait for my SOUR DAMN ! and i ran out of bud today, so hopefully i gets mine tomorrow, im finna burn a big 1 to get back on track.
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If anyone has some good suggestions for improving my packaging, please send me a pm. I plan on opening up to Europe and much of the rest of the world so anything regarding customs in any country would be very helpful. I'll search the forum on my own as well.
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GOD BLESS VLADS' SOUL !
the PACKAGING is on POINT VLAD !, this is better than vacum seal !
and DAMN ! this is the TRUE phenotype to NYC DIESEL just got my drop and may i say YOU ARE THE 1
i wanted something from NEW YORK , so homie VLAD got that CALI connect with the shit DIRECT.
the PACKAGING WAS PERFECT, even without a label, it had a buisness, so no matter what its not like they can open that over regualar domestic mail
then the pack itself sheer GENUIS !, it's people like VLAD that get shit right ! and fuk the BULLSHIT, im OVERSATISFIED, i cant WAIT FOR THE NEW BATCH TO COME IN,. plus my lucky number is 13, and rite now i was watchin Discovery Channel they had this show about Marijuana n bam, message from GOD direct, because what i see next is HABORSIDE dispensary, and on the camera they zoom in on a SOUR DIESEL plant, and bam , right then n there, they show THC content at 13% havent smoke in 1 day. this made it all worth it
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Still waiting form y sample from vlad. confident it will arrive but it sure is taking forever. 8 days since it was marked. We shall see..
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Just put my order in for an eighth, hoping to check it out before I grab more. Really looking forward to it!!!! I'll post some details of how it goes, mainly a review of the bud and how long it took to get here!
Oh, also, I will finalize early, as soon as I am able to, since all i see here is good reviews
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Vlad came through with the package although the packaging was very sketchy with hand written labels and a non traditional container for the product. as for the bud itself it smells and tastes amazing. I received shake as we had talked about and it is actually some decent sized nugs. I will be back for more when shipping is improved.
mclovin478910
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Just letting everyone know that I got my printer over the weekend so starting with this past Mondays shipments, I will be using printed shipping labels. As for the "non traditional container," I'm firmly convinced that it does an all-around better job than vacuum sealing, so if anyone has any concerns about it, please shoot me a pm with details. As expected, you guys seem to like my version of packaging that does not compress the buds, so I will be doing it that way exclusively. I've almost run out of bud and while my money is tied up in escrow or otherwise in BTC form, I will only have shake, grams and eighths for sale. More meth and more bud will be coming soon. 8)
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After seeing some great reviews and the delicious Sour D pick i immediately needed an ounce. So i order and will update with a review when it arrives.
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Vlad promised and Vlad kept his promise.
Package arrived quickly - 3 business days to east coast. Hand written label was the only flow I found in the packaging otherwise all the materials were perfect.
When I got home and weighted the product it was way heavier than initially agreed ++++++ !
The smell from the bud is amazing. The best way to describe the aroma is something like dried peas (I love dried peas :D). Man, they smell so good you want to eat the buds instead of smoking them. Great green textured flowers with orange hairs.
Under the microscope you can spot some amber trichomes but most are milky.
The smoke- tested both using MFLB and a pipe. I was amazed by how smooth the smoke was on both of the experiments, great flavor too. Very interesting after taste, reminds of almonds.
Both body and mental highs were experienced, more on the mental high. Great energetic, euphoric high that lasts for ~2 hours. Vlads Sour D was a good mix with a house party, just one of them good times!
Great product, even greater seller! Highly recommended! Will definitely buy again from Vlad.
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I feel like an ass now, I did not realize exactly what the container was until further inspection but it is definitely not a bad way to ship. I in fact change my review completely, i really like this packaging and wish more vendors used this. Sorry for the confusion vlad, don't make me the first to be impaled.
Mclovin478910
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Vlad really came through. Great, fast shipping and communication. Came in wayyyy heavy!!
It's a delightfully smooth smoke, great for the evening. A way more cerebral high, but one that lets you think, a great way to blow off steam after a long day of staring at computers and doing work. fluffy buds that cured great. Packaging was awesome. Escrow was too slow for his speed! Hope you get FE soon my man!!
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I am so psyched at how much you guys like my bud. What a bad time to run out, almost. At this point the last thing I want is to be constantly running out of inventory now that I have a growing reputation. I have a lot of shake, damn good shake being from the Sour Diesel I've been talking about. I'm in the process of picking out the yellow leaves so when that's done I'll always have some marijuana available. Just this one time, I'm going to use all my revenue on methamphetamine. A good week long binge and I think I'll blow through it all and be done with SR vending for good. I kid, but not about the meth. My plan is to make some quick money with this real clean crank so I can provide you guys with enough bud that I don't have to close shop to re-up. Otherwise it seems like I'm not going to be able to keep up with demand. I hate to hit the breaks on the weed when I've been getting such rave reviews and promising even better bud, but I think I'm going to serve my weed smoking customers much better in the long run this way. I'll still have the grams of new Sour Diesel and the crystal is going to be excellent. If in the unlikely event that I get fucked and end up with some dirty crank, at least I'll tell you exactly what it is and lower the price accordingly. Isn't it ironic that the best customer service in drug dealing comes from people you've never met?
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Vlad, you god damned fool! Can't even spell your own fucking name right! You must be a piss poor vendor with anal scum for products as well. Impale yourself and go to hell!
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Literally just got my eighth in and DAMN smells so fiiine! Fast shipping too!
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From now until some time Sunday, I'm offering to sweeten the deal for anyone who wants to FE. Also, new Sour Diesel is for sale as 1/8, 1/4, and grams. If I get maybe 2-3 orders worth of help in the next 24 hours I will have some killer methamphetamine for sale by Monday. One review is in for my new shake, but it was a custom order, so it won't be seen on the listing. It's the freshest one that mentions my first name.
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From now until some time Sunday, I'm offering to sweeten the deal for anyone who wants to FE. Also, new Sour Diesel is for sale as 1/8, 1/4, and grams. If I get maybe 2-3 orders worth of help in the next 24 hours I will have some killer methamphetamine for sale by Monday. One review is in for my new shake, but it was a custom order, so it won't be seen on the listing. It's the freshest one that mentions my first name.
Any update on when you'll get some Coke listings up?
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Shoot, and i ran out of deez, too !, well i got like a fat gram to last, but damn it was da bomb... quality and price wise !
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My Sour D arrived today ;D I haven't had a chance to "test" it yet, but it smells wonderful (more lemon/pine then diesel) and the bud has a really good look about it. Came in very, very heavy after a snafu with USPS (which Vlad handled admirably). Packaging was well done and I couldn't smell a thing. Just a small nick with my scissors, though, and the smell pored out! I will update later with the results.
Update: Strong stuff...only took a few weak hits from my mflb to get a bit dizzy. Also tough to grind fine, which for my grinder is usually a mark of serious dank. I should also mentioned that shipping was insane: dropped off saturday, delivered on monday in the midwest :o
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My apologies for taking forever, I've been pretty busy but that's no excuse. But I can say now that your Sour Diesel goes great with MXE, Mushrooms, 25i-NBOMe, and LSD which is pretty awesome. :))
Name: Sour Diesel
Grade: A
Type: Sativa
Looks: Other than a bit compressed from shipping, it looks dank! A light green nug covered in orange hairs and speckled with trichomes, but not as much as I'm accustomed to for Sour D. But that can easily be a difference between having it shipped and buying it locally. :)
Smell: This is the type of bud that stinks up a room, and I mean that in the best of ways. ;) The moment I broke the vacuum sealing, it just blasted me in the face with its notoriously pungent odor. Very citrusy, smells of grapefruit with a hint of diesel fuel. It makes you want it so bad.
Taste: Very smooth, with a light citrus flavor, super tasty. Like I said, very smooth, so I’m able to milk this bud in the bong like no other. Leaves a great taste which is fortunate because it gives me cotton mouth nearly as fast as the high. :P
Buzz Type: My head hits the clouds you could say, it’s a super cerebral high like I’ve heard. Hits you fast and sends your mind flying. I love the euphoria, it really sparks up an otherwise normal day. It’s great bud for energy OR relaxing, makes your body feel as good as your head does at the peak, you’ve got to love it. As Captain Murphy once said, “I mean, it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!”.
Buzz Length: Perfect for relaxing and watching TV or chilling with friends out and about, lasts nearly an hour and a half to two hours. Very relaxing throughout the day.
Overall: Overall I’m pleased with Vlad’s work; shipping was fast and took no more than 3 days, awesome for when you’re craving some bud fast! As far as packaging goes, it was average and can stand to be improved but shouldn’t be a problem with domestic shipping. A few tips I’d share is to print labels as opposed to writing, and stuff the package evenly to ease suspicion. The buds themselves were in great shape compared to more amateur vendors, so great job Vlad, definitely a 5/5. ^-^
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I owe Vlad a review because he is a quality vendor that should be respected. I was one of his first customers when he initially got on the road and there was something about him that you could tell that he was a top-notch kind of guy. My purchase was some of the sour diesel nugs that everyone has raved about within this thread.
I'll spare a wall of text describing how quality this bud was, just know that when people use AAA+ to describe weed, this is the bar that they should at least meet.
Every other portion of Vlad's service is respectable and you will only see improvements as he continues to develop here. I would feel very safe to make an order through Vlad and will do so again in the future. This quote of his truly explains his practice. "Isn't it ironic that the best customer service in drug dealing comes from people you've never met?"
Much love Vlad. :)
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Hey does anyone know what's going on with Vlad Tepes', i placed an order monday and it still is being processed and give the option to cancel. He has no active listings currently and SR says 4 days since last seen. I'm thinking of canceling this order because I thought he would be quick to ship, within 48 hours! anyone know anything or same boat as me let me know , thx.
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Where are u? Been 4 days. SR said u were online 2 says ago.
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Has anyone gone through this vendor for meth recently? The prices don't look to bad.
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I got a .25 gram from Vlad about 10 days ago. He was super quick getting it to me, and the product was really good. I just recently put an order for a .5 on Tuesday and it's still processing... His page said he might be taking some days off, so my guess is he's been on vacation.
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Quick review of Vlad Tepes cocaine. I bought 0.2 "straight off the brick" for a decent price.
Shipping/stealth 5/5: arrived very fast and stealth was great
Product: 2/5: I cut up 3 lines, the first one big. Let me say that I have Zero tolerance for coke, as I haven't done it in about 2 years. I was prepared for a huge rush. But I didn't feel shit. Just a bit of restlessness, no euphoria, and very little numbing. Over the course of about 90 minutes I snorted the whole 0.2 and honestly didn't get high.
I'm no expert on coke, but this must be some bammer shit because I've had good coke and I know what it's supposed to feel like. Sorry, Vlad. Cannot recommend this product to others. Only reason I didn't give 1/5 is because it didn't kill my nose, and didn't make me feel like shit afterwards.
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I got the METH and the BLOW....BOTH are TOP notch, I have never seen so many freaking crystals in my meth before...fast shipping, reasonable preices....i've already ordered again! Thanks VLAD!
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Hey everyone. It looks like I'm not getting so much as a reply in regards to getting back my old user name on the forum. I forgot my old password and didn't want to seem like an impersonator, so that's why I haven't made an appearance on my thread in so long. I've told some of you about my situation so they can verify that I am Vlad Tepes and not an imposter. I'd like to update my 1st post, but clearly I can not. Because of this I'm going to start a new vendor thread for myself and I'll paste the link here shortly. Until then I'll be placing my announcements here.
First, about my cocaine: I'm sorry to anyone who was disappointed with the quality. All customers who voiced their complaints to me directly, received compensation and my policy hasn't changed. As you may already see, I have the same initial coke listing up, with the same high praise I gave to the blow that turned out sub-par. After several weeks I've finally figured out what happened and now everyone is getting the shimmering, flaky, white euphoria I should have been shipping from the beginning. It's so much better than before that I've come to the conclusion that I'm not exaggerating my quality at all. Once the reviews start coming in, I won't need to say a thing. Until then, mark my words: This shit is fire. Please don't kill yourself.
Finally, I've got more pot up for sale. The strain is called Banana Cream, an outdoor strain that is very, very tasty, and extremely potent. It's one of those outdoor crops that many people mistake for indoor because it's so potent. I personally don't think it tastes like banana, cream, or banana cream pie. To me, it's more of a natural earthy/somewhat skunky taste/smell. Check my listings for more details. I have many quantities available in addition to the links I've pasted. Shake will be up for sale in a matter of days. Thanks to everyone for keeping my thread as active as it has been. I'm hoping that will transfer to my new thread and this one will subsequently fade away. On the other hand, there would be no reason to kill this one if Indica | Sativa would respond to my PMs.
Here are my new links:
1 gram of high quality blow - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/3dae5d2bbd
1 OZ Banana Cream $280 - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a3684d678a
1/8 - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/cd1105cb9c
1/2 - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7e800a22dd
gram - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/5044f8b739
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Maybe, hopefully, this is the last post in this thread. Anyone thinking of posting here, please go to my new thread instead:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=91766.0