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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Gary Oak on June 28, 2012, 01:16 am
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Alright, so I've always dreamed of living in a zombie apocalypse but it's always been just a dream. However, I believe we're closer to reaching my goal as science and technology progresses. I think I may have found the key to creating a genuine zombie, but need a chemist to do so. Is there anyone out there that think they can successfully combine MDPV with Krokodil? Every news report of a modern zombie has been under the influence of MDPV, as well as every picture I've seen of the disastrous effects of Krokodil reminds me of the decaying flesh of the undead. Any thoughts? ???
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Alright, so I've always dreamed of living in a zombie apocalypse but it's always been just a dream. However, I believe we're closer to reaching my goal as science and technology progresses. I think I may have found the key to creating a genuine zombie, but need a chemist to do so. Is there anyone out there that think they can successfully combine MDPV with Krokodil? Every news report of a modern zombie has been under the influence of MDPV, as well as every picture I've seen of the disastrous effects of Krokodil reminds me of the decaying flesh of the undead. Any thoughts? ???
A chemical molecular combination is impossible, as that would create a new useless molecule, but there's nothing to stop you simply mixing the two drugs together.... On a molecular scale they don't interact.
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Alright, so I've always dreamed of living in a zombie apocalypse but it's always been just a dream. However, I believe we're closer to reaching my goal as science and technology progresses. I think I may have found the key to creating a genuine zombie, but need a chemist to do so. Is there anyone out there that think they can successfully combine MDPV with Krokodil? Every news report of a modern zombie has been under the influence of MDPV, as well as every picture I've seen of the disastrous effects of Krokodil reminds me of the decaying flesh of the undead. Any thoughts? ???
A chemical molecular combination is impossible, as that would create a new useless molecule, but there's nothing to stop you simply mixing the two drugs together.... On a molecular scale they don't interact.
Would it be possible to create a substance that mimics the effects of the two drugs? Let's just imagine we live in a comic book reality where normal logic is thrown out the window M'kay? ;)
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Would it be possible to create a substance that mimics the effects of the two drugs?
Yes, the simple chemical element Polonium (Po, 84) has such effects. A tea-spoon full in food is enough to kill the entire human population. It was used to kill the rogue Russian KGB spy Alexander Litvinenko in the UK in 2006 when Putin decided he was causing 'issues'.
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As much as I like a good drug horror story, that guy didn't have MDVP in his system. Only marijuana.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/rudy-eugene-face-marijuana-medical-examiner-results_n_1632253.html
LOL...gawwwd that story gets more ridiculous every day.
And Gaz just have Mister Dank bite a few people, it'll be 28 Days Later before you know it.
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As much as I like a good drug horror story, that guy didn't have MDVP in his system. Only marijuana.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/rudy-eugene-face-marijuana-medical-examiner-results_n_1632253.html
Obviously he had some sort of mental illness, though now he's dead it will be impossible to find out what. Why didn't the cop just tazer him? I don't understand....
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Would it be possible to create a substance that mimics the effects of the two drugs?
Yes, the simple chemical element Polonium (Po, 84) has such effects. A tea-spoon full in food is enough to kill the entire human population. It was used to kill the rogue Russian KGB spy Alexander Litvinenko in the UK in 2006 when Putin decided he was causing 'issues'.
So a microdose of polonium can make somebody a zombie?
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Well fuck you guys are boring. :-\
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So a microdose of polonium can make somebody a zombie?
Yes, and then two days later it will kill them.
It's like express delivery cancer. 1 week = fine health, cold, vomit, hair falling out, sick bed, death....
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They didn't taze him because he was naked, growling and eating a guys face, They shot him once, he looked up and growled with chunks of flesh in his mouth. That must have been some fire ass weed to give you the face munchies. Homie was hankering for some beefmeat.
It would have been more fun if they tazed him though. If they had tazed him he might had a muscle movement in his mouth and shot the meat out and that, my friends, would have definitely been a You've Been Framed moment. 8)
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I thought it was funny that the following story was run as well
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/cdc-denies-zombies-existence_n_1562141.html
:o
Trust your government, there are no zombies.
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I thought it was funny that the following story was run as well
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/cdc-denies-zombies-existence_n_1562141.html
:o
Trust your government, there are no zombies.
Really? I mean REALLY? I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that article I have just read is anything bit a figure of my imagination. The U.S government and it's citizens are not stupid enough to actually need to reassure it's citizens 28 Days Later has finally happened and were even worried about it in the first place respectively.
REALLY? FUCKING REALLY?
Jesus fucking Christ....
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Welcome to America where FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) rains down on a paranoid populous that believe the whole world is out to get them and the end is nigh.
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Welcome to America where FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) rains down on a paranoid populous that believe the whole world is out to get them and the end is nigh.
My response to this has to remain - Really? REALLY? - I can't find any other response justifiable tbh, it's that stupid.
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Welcome to America where FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) rains down on a paranoid populous that believe the whole world is out to get them and the end is nigh.
My response to this has to remain - Really? REALLY? - I can't find any other response justifiable tbh, it's that stupid.
That moment when you realize how stupid people are. ::)
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That moment when you realize how stupid people are. ::)
That reminded me of the following quote.
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." -- MIB
Lim, I know the feeling.
But remember, American is prepared as the CDC offers a preparedness guide for the Zombie apocalypse
http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/
It is not happening now but it might! :o
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Welcome to America where FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) rains down on a paranoid populous that believe the whole world is out to get them and the end is nigh.
My response to this has to remain - Really? REALLY? - I can't find any other response justifiable tbh, it's that stupid.
That moment when you realize how stupid people are. ::)
Yeah pretty much, like I knew a lot of Americans were stupid and fat, I mean you only have to look at Texas, the fact you voted George Bush in TWICE and that you have that Lionheart wench in charge of the DEA to see this. But SHIT THE FUCKING BED that is the STUPIDEST thing I have EVER heard BAR FUCKING NONE. If I was in charge of a country where people where people were GENUINELY worried about some sort of Zombie Apocalypse occurring just because there had been an unusually high amount of nutters trying to eat people and occasionally fuck a corpse around the world I would punish them by NOT announcing that the Zombie Apocalypse had not happened and just let them lock themselves in their houses out of paranoia. If they are that stupid they shouldn't be allowed out into society anyway. Christ, this is yet another thing that is being discussed today where I have to say I have a certain amount of sympathy for retards but that sympathy only goes so far. I can say with certainty that this has crossed that line and is now so far past that line it's gone over the horizon and I can't even see it anymore. Which I am glad about because it means now I can't see it anymore I can forget it ever existed and crossed that line.
And yes, this is stupid enough that it deserved that paragraph of a rant.
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Lim, I know the feeling.
But remember, American is prepared as the CDC offers a preparedness guide for the Zombie apocalypse
http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/
It is not happening now but it might! :o
James I hope you are happy because seeing this has actually made me want to kill myself.
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Alright, so I've always dreamed of living in a zombie apocalypse but it's always been just a dream. However, I believe we're closer to reaching my goal as science and technology progresses. I think I may have found the key to creating a genuine zombie, but need a chemist to do so. Is there anyone out there that think they can successfully combine MDPV with Krokodil? Every news report of a modern zombie has been under the influence of MDPV, as well as every picture I've seen of the disastrous effects of Krokodil reminds me of the decaying flesh of the undead. Any thoughts? ???
Inspired by Resident Evil! You'll never be as good as Albert Wesker in your goal, he owns this! I'm sure if your an agreeable subject, he'll gladly track you down for his latest research project! 8)
TT as you are a Brit if Gaz actually manages to kick this off do you wana hook up and work on repopulating the nation? Logistically we are pretty close and I'll bring twister if you want. ;) :P
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Alright, so I've always dreamed of living in a zombie apocalypse but it's always been just a dream. However, I believe we're closer to reaching my goal as science and technology progresses. I think I may have found the key to creating a genuine zombie, but need a chemist to do so. Is there anyone out there that think they can successfully combine MDPV with Krokodil? Every news report of a modern zombie has been under the influence of MDPV, as well as every picture I've seen of the disastrous effects of Krokodil reminds me of the decaying flesh of the undead. Any thoughts? ???
Inspired by Resident Evil! You'll never be as good as Albert Wesker in your goal, he owns this! I'm sure if your an agreeable subject, he'll gladly track you down for his latest research project! 8)
TT as you are a Brit if Gaz actually manages to kick this off do you wana hook up and work on repopulating the nation? Logistically we are pretty close and I'll bring twister if you want. ;) :P
Fuck it! We only have one chance! And a hell'ava lot of twisting to do! Let's twist again, like we did...
Last Night ;D x
Haha you know it makes sense! I will make sure I bring the blind fold too so I don't look up your short black miniskirt as well. ;) I best do me some stretches to prep....could be a long night methinks! 8) ;D x
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Alright, so I've always dreamed of living in a zombie apocalypse but it's always been just a dream. However, I believe we're closer to reaching my goal as science and technology progresses. I think I may have found the key to creating a genuine zombie, but need a chemist to do so. Is there anyone out there that think they can successfully combine MDPV with Krokodil? Every news report of a modern zombie has been under the influence of MDPV, as well as every picture I've seen of the disastrous effects of Krokodil reminds me of the decaying flesh of the undead. Any thoughts? ???
Inspired by Resident Evil! You'll never be as good as Albert Wesker in your goal, he owns this! I'm sure if your an agreeable subject, he'll gladly track you down for his latest research project! 8)
TT as you are a Brit if Gaz actually manages to kick this off do you wana hook up and work on repopulating the nation? Logistically we are pretty close and I'll bring twister if you want. ;) :P
Where others may see the appalling truth of an impending Zombie Apocalypse others see it as an opportunity for a non stop Shagathon... it's important to see the good in any situation I suppose! :-D
V.
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Alright, so I've always dreamed of living in a zombie apocalypse but it's always been just a dream. However, I believe we're closer to reaching my goal as science and technology progresses. I think I may have found the key to creating a genuine zombie, but need a chemist to do so. Is there anyone out there that think they can successfully combine MDPV with Krokodil? Every news report of a modern zombie has been under the influence of MDPV, as well as every picture I've seen of the disastrous effects of Krokodil reminds me of the decaying flesh of the undead. Any thoughts? ???
Inspired by Resident Evil! You'll never be as good as Albert Wesker in your goal, he owns this! I'm sure if your an agreeable subject, he'll gladly track you down for his latest research project! 8)
TT as you are a Brit if Gaz actually manages to kick this off do you wana hook up and work on repopulating the nation? Logistically we are pretty close and I'll bring twister if you want. ;) :P
Fuck it! We only have one chance! And a hell'ava lot of twisting to do! Let's twist again, like we did...
Last Night ;D x
Haha you know it makes sense! I will make sure I bring the blind fold too so I don't look up your short black miniskirt as well. ;) I best do me some stretches to prep....could be a long night methinks! 8) ;D x
I am going to break out into my best Lionel Richie impression!
All Night Long... All Night!
All Night Long... All Night!
It's okay L, we'll probably sing away the Zombies if we're bad enough! ;D
But bring all of our "party favours and/or supplies" just in case!
We can be creative, if we need to be, you know? ;D
Damn TT....how did you know Lionel gets me goin? :P
And don't worry, as we may be locked down for some time I'll bring a sexy fuel-filled hamper that will last us out. And creative ain't the word....this shit will be abstract art! ;) 8)
And Vlad you have to remember that every Apocalyptic cloud has a hot, sweaty, toe curling and hours-long-because-of-viagra-and-magic-powder silver lining. ;D
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Unfortunately zombies don't come in legions.
They come in swarms.
Just like Jellyfish.
Jellyfishocalypse.
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That reminds me, best remember to pack the KY too... :P
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That reminds me, best remember to pack the KY too... :P
Lmao Lim, badman
There should be a new rule on here, I propose "Lim's law"
"If a user identifies themself as both a female and british, he will insinuate sex within at the MOST, 1.5 posts."
:D
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That reminds me, best remember to pack the KY too... :P
Lmao Lim, badman
There should be a new rule on here, I propose "Lim's law"
"If a user identifies themself as both a female and british, he will insinuate sex within at the MOST, 1.5 posts."
:D
Lol.... KY makes things slippery dude! Honest! :P ;)
And I shall forward this proposal to the staff....