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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: vlad1m1r on June 25, 2012, 02:25 pm
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Dear all,
I don't often weigh in on the drugs side of things but I thought I'd post about this new wonder drug which came up in discussion yesterday in a thread about Adderall:
I can strongly recommend the new wonder drug "Reveeson".
You don't even need to buy this on Silk Road, you can make this yourself using common materials found only in your own home, all you need is :
- A functioning brain
- Your textbooks and course work
- A pen and note paper
- A quiet room
- A chair and table or desk
Mix these in equal amounts.
Make sure you apply Reveeson liberally at least once a day. You'll find Reveeson is most beneficial when applied for longer periods just before bed (2-3 hours).
Side effects include:
Increased grades
Better work life balance
Heightened numbers of qualifications
Elevated career prospects
Sorry, I can't help being a bit naughty sometimes! :-D
V.
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Hahahahaa this thread make me chuckle.
I gotta say I was never big on the idea of drug-fueled revision. Seemed like a cop-out to me.
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Wow I have all these items at home!! Awesome :o
I'll have to try this!
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Wow I have all these items at home!! Awesome :o
I'll have to try this!
Good man, hope you enjoy your trip! :-D
V.
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You forgot to put "not being a fucking moron" on the list ;D
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Wow I have all these items at home!! Awesome :o
I'll have to try this!
Good man, hope you enjoy your trip! :-D
V.
I didn't think 'tripping' would imrove studying.. :o haha
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I literally laughed out loud when I saw your original post on the study-aid thread. +1!
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whered you get the name reevson?
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whered you get the name reevson?
Reveeson.
Sound it out a few times :P
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hmmmm I see my typo, I was quite baked at the time. But now i guess im to stoned to sound it out correctly? Reveeson? like review or revision? god i feel dumb.lol thx to whoever helps me out
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How can I get textbooks without getting put on a watch list since textbooks can be used to make reveeson?
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How can I get textbooks without getting put on a watch list since textbooks can be used to make reveeson?
This is true, textbooks are a precursor to reveeson.... But textbooks are currently unscheduled in most countries! However, they might be grouped in under an analogue act with things like the internet, calculators, homework, class notes, and pencils...
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Someone please explain reveeson to me. Its driving me nuts! Re-vee-son?
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Someone please explain reveeson to me. Its driving me nuts! Re-vee-son?
Fuck my arse lol, it's not that difficult dude. Reveeson = Revision lol. Geddit?
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whered you get the name reevson?
I can't take credit for the term "Reveeson" - it's a centuries old course of treatment to improve memory, concentration and exam success. Neither did I invent the above formula - it's an ancient secret handed down from our ancestors since we first mastered writing. :-)
V.
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How can I get textbooks without getting put on a watch list since textbooks can be used to make reveeson?
I'm glad you asked RickyRango,
As anyone who has seen the film "Se7en" will tell you the NSA can and do take the time to compile meticulous lists of the titles of books each and every American who is a member of a Public Library reads. The potential uses are near infinite- for instance if that Saudi exchange student decides to borrow that book on aeroplanes (WHAM! In the clink with them and throw away the key!) Oh you want to be a Pilot do you? How would you like a one way ticket to having some Redneck's tubestick up you in Sing Sing instead?
Other potential uses include looking further into people borrowing Hitler's Mein Kampf - are all these Aryan skinheads with "88" tattoos on the back of their neck REALLY White Supremacists or perhaps they're faking it? The Library Card never lies!
Anyway you had a question... if you cannot lay your hands on paper textbooks safely you can use a digital substitute though I find it's not as easy to choke down.
V.
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Someone please explain reveeson to me. Its driving me nuts! Re-vee-son?
Yes sorry Sabteria, I was trying to be funny by making a play on words between "Revision" and "Reveeson" (the latter sounds more like the name of a drug).
This in turn was to use humour to illustrate the point that narcotics might well make you feel nice but sadly cannot make you any smarter. If only(!)
Your reaction is pretty much par for the course when I try to tell jokes (especially to women!) and so I apologise for the confusion! :-D
V.
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I was curious and excited when I saw the thread title, then disappointed. Then I laughed. Then I tried it and actually got a substantial amount of work done. I'm impressed with this recipe.
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One time I overdosed on Reveeson. I went to the hospital and they gave me an 8 ball of coke and a few grams of molly. Killed that OD right in its tracks 8)