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Title: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 11:45 am
ive been trying all f**king morning to no prevail
 i need a bitcoin supplier for the uk, ive tried intersango and blizzcoin
main problem being with intersango
 -it requires you to put a reference code, but does not have a text box to write it in?
  im not going to go ahead with a bank transfer if i cant put my reference code in

and with blizcoin
 -i put all my info in on the front page, but there is no "enter", "go", "proceed" button or anything of the like
so i can put my details in but cant give the go ahead to take money and give me btc

ive gotten really frustrated with this, its starting to grate on me
im no technophobe but today its all going pete tong


please oh please oh pleeease can someone send me a link to a straight forward btc site for the uk
i would like to pay with visa electron if possible
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 11:52 am
Use Intersango, they are really good and reasonably fast.
Use telephone banking and tell the person to put the reference on it, depending on your bank you may or may not be able to include a reference when using internet banking.

How much of a slut are you? I am in need of one and have lots of BTCs....
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 12:19 pm
i honestly dont know how to do phone banking mate, didnt even know that existed? lol
ive not got a debit card either, only a credit card if thats makes much of a difference
 who do you use? im really stuck atm
all i need atm is 1 btc, so a vendor can post me a sample

but tbh if i cant sort out any btc then ive gotta give up, i dont know why i cant manage
it seems everyone else has no problems. its really frustrating ive been on hundreds of sites trying to sort this
im ready to give up mate, cos im not sending any money to intersango if i cant include my ref code.
 cor you wouldnt understand the stress and frustration ive been through this morning


and depends on your preference, sorry to disapoint but i am indeed a fella  :-[
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Moon Fried on June 13, 2012, 12:23 pm
Have you tried BitInstant.com? One of the cash deposit options? Not sure if any of those work in the UK, but you should definitely give it a try.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 12:25 pm
not sure i have
il look into that cheers mate
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Moon Fried on June 13, 2012, 12:29 pm
No problem, tell us how things go.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 12:30 pm
jus been on bitinstant fella and they dont offer a uk service

any other ideas?
ive heard poker sites can sell bitcoins?
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:33 pm
If you want a cash-for-BTC service speak to Vlad1m1r
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 12:35 pm
thanks for takin time to reply but i was after an online order for bitcoins
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 12:37 pm
I don't want to sound condescending, but if you cannot work out how to use Intersango then I do wonder how you are going to get on in the world of international drug trafficking.

Their site pretty much spells out exactly what you have to do, I can hold your hand through the process if you want.
How were you planning on transferring money to Intersango if you are not aware even of telephone banking? Assuming that you are set up for internet banking (not sure how else you would transfer the money but...) then just call your bank (number is on the back  of your card) and go through to the payments section but make sure you choose to speak to a person rather than using an automated service. Tell them it is real important to have the reference number on it and give them the bank details off the Intersango site.
Buying them off poker sites and shit is asking to get ripped off mate.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:39 pm
Can you hold my hand Cache....I hear it's warm and fuzzy.... ;)
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 12:45 pm
I have also heard that your hands are warm and fuzzy Lim, but only on the palms!
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 12:46 pm
hahaha nah feel free to come across condescending, i can imagine i sound like a right mackrel asking for help on the basic task of aquirring bitcoins.
 the only problem im encountering is that there is no text box for my reference code, has anyone else noticed this?

same as blizzcoin, no button to send payment and get the ball rolling so to speak.
 am i missing something, im not normally this much of an airhead
i am relatively new to the deepnet, i find navigating not a problem. contact and communication with vendors not a problem
 only problem i have is aqquring bitcoins, guess il go back to intersango and give it a crack

ta for the help tho peeps,
i do appreciate you lendin a hand to a noob like myself
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:50 pm
I have also heard that your hands are warm and fuzzy Lim, but only on the palms!

You have been informed correctly my friend! :P
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 12:54 pm
I still do not know what you mean by "There is no text box for my reference code"
You are doing something wrong, please tell me the exact steps that you have gone through and I will help you.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 12:56 pm
Also please don't buy any coke off that other site, even if he does send you a sample of 82% purity once you front the cash for an oz you will never hear from him again.

It is generally not advised to have the same username here and other places.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 01:09 pm
well i go to my account page
click on GBP, add funds
then it takes me to the page where it shows me their bank details and my reference code
then in the box to the opposite side of the bage, is where i put my details
 but there is no text box for my ref code, only text boxes for
name
account number
sort code
and amount

hope this had cleared it up abit
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 01:19 pm
thanks for the warning, im not much of a coke user anyways
but il stay away, my bussiness is going to sr
would be stupid to turn down reputable, reliable vendors
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 01:20 pm
*cough* like me *cough*

Shameless self promotion there lol....was an involuntary action.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 01:25 pm
Sorry, you are doing it wrong.

The box to the right hand side is to withdraw money to your bank account.

What you need to do is copy down their bank info and use it to transfer money from your bank account to theirs, you can either do this in your branch, via internet banking or by telephone.

If you cannot work out how to do that then I strongly suggest you take the following steps:

1. Unplug your computer and place in the garden
2. Smash it with a sledgehammer
3. Do not buy drugs off the internet in future
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 01:30 pm
Sorry, you are doing it wrong.

The box to the right hand side is to withdraw money to your bank account.

What you need to do is copy down their bank info and use it to transfer money from your bank account to theirs, you can either do this in your branch, via internet banking or by telephone.

If you cannot work out how to do that then I strongly suggest you take the following steps:

1. Unplug your computer and place in the garden
2. Smash it with a sledgehammer
3. Do not buy drugs off the internet in future

Lol, say what's on your mind Cache. Don't hold back. :P
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 01:31 pm
Sorry, you are doing it wrong.

The box to the right hand side is to withdraw money to your bank account.

What you need to do is copy down their bank info and use it to transfer money from your bank account to theirs, you can either do this in your branch, via internet banking or by telephone.

If you cannot work out how to do that then I strongly suggest you take the following steps:

1. Unplug your computer and place in the garden
2. Smash it with a sledgehammer
3. Do not buy drugs off the internet in future

*/facepalm.

aaaahhhhh - getting the hairy palms things now ;)
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 01:36 pm
loooooooooooool tail between me legs, head held in shame

what a first class numpty

thanks chache tho, very helpful

on clearnet forums, theirs a thanks button or +1 rep button
anything like that here?
ta guys (:
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 01:40 pm
Once you get over 100 posts you can thank people, I can wait!!

Seriously though, if you get stuck PM me and I will try to help you as much as you can.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 01:41 pm
kudos for not flying off the handle and calling cache a cunt for his little outburst though. he is a bit of a cunt really ;)
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 01:42 pm
Not to sound condescending imaslut but you really are an example of the kind of newcomer to SR that I like. You have come here, asked for help, took a bit of ribbing and banter and not thrown a shit fit. Get so tired of new people coming here and members giving them a bit of friendly banter and them melting into a puddle of tears about it. Not enough people are good sports about it and far too many take things personally.

Welcome to the forum, very nice to have you here. :)

Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 01:48 pm
+1

There are far too many pussies coming on and throwing a hissy fit when you give them a bit of stick.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 01:50 pm
thanks guys il work on my posts and get back at ya with the thanks haha
  il bear that in mind cache, kinda new to this so great to get abit of help if i get stuck
im a reg user of clearnet forums, mainly cannabis growing forums so not completely new to the forum way of life lol
think il take a seat and work on establishing myself here abit
again, thanks for the help fellas
and see you about
goodvibes to you all, 1love
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 01:53 pm
thanks guys il work on my posts and get back at ya with the thanks haha
  il bear that in mind cache, kinda new to this so great to get abit of help if i get stuck
im a reg user of clearnet forums, mainly cannabis growing forums so not completely new to the forum way of life lol
think il take a seat and work on establishing myself here abit
again, thanks for the help fellas
and see you about
goodvibes to you all, 1love

Yeah best thing to do is just wander round the forums and read mate. You should also check out the stickied threads too because a lot of them are info-centric.

If you need any help with forum-related shit feel free to message me.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: imaslut on June 13, 2012, 01:57 pm
thanks guys il work on my posts and get back at ya with the thanks haha
  il bear that in mind cache, kinda new to this so great to get abit of help if i get stuck
im a reg user of clearnet forums, mainly cannabis growing forums so not completely new to the forum way of life lol
think il take a seat and work on establishing myself here abit
again, thanks for the help fellas
and see you about
goodvibes to you all, 1love

Yeah best thing to do is just wander round the forums and read mate. You should also check out the stickied threads too because a lot of them are info-centric.

If you need any help with forum-related shit feel free to message me.

much appreciated limit
even figured out the quote function aint i
learn something new everyday haha
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 01:57 pm
Every day is a school day! :)
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 02:00 pm
And thanks for not calling me a cunt, at least some people have a bit of restraint.

Yes, Mr Duke, I am talking to you you little cuntbag.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:07 pm
you're my hero cache - big kiss :-*
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Moon Fried on June 13, 2012, 02:16 pm
Not to sound condescending imaslut but you really are an example of the kind of newcomer to SR that I like. You have come here, asked for help, took a bit of ribbing and banter and not thrown a shit fit. Get so tired of new people coming here and members giving them a bit of friendly banter and them melting into a puddle of tears about it. Not enough people are good sports about it and far too many take things personally.

Welcome to the forum, very nice to have you here. :)

Well you can't blame them for defending themselves over an anonymous forum...

OH WAIT
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 02:20 pm
Love you too Raoul.

Are you still coming over later for a bit of slap and tickle?I can get the hamsters out again if you want.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:21 pm
i still can't find the last one mate, think we'll have to tie bits of string to these ones
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:22 pm
Love you too Raoul.

Are you still coming over later for a bit of slap and tickle?I can get the hamsters out again if you want.

I wana watch.....with only my socks on.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:22 pm
Love you too Raoul.

Are you still coming over later for a bit of slap and tickle?I can get the hamsters out again if you want.

I wana watch.....with only my socks on...and my Wank Mittens.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:30 pm
depends where you're wearing the sock....

man i should really do some work. fuck it, i'm good ;)
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:33 pm
depends where you're wearing the sock....

man i should really do some work. fuck it, i'm good ;)

LOL fuck work. I took the day off today. CBA to do shit. Need to chill out and recover.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:39 pm
yep - if something's worth doing, it's worth doing tomorrow :)
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 02:41 pm
I am one step ahead Raoul, I got a thing of fishing line earlier for that very reason. It's not as abrasive as string but you have to be careful not to pull too hard on it as it can cut right through their tails.

Lim, when do you reckon the wank mittens will be in the shops? It's father's day on Sunday and you could make a killing if you get them out by then.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:45 pm
They are in the final post production stages now. I've also added a feature where you can have photos printed on the hand of the mitten, this way wherever you are, whatever you are doing you can always cum in some poor bastards face.  :D
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 02:52 pm
Excellent.
Can I pre-order a pair with David Cameron on the left hand and Nick Clegg on the right please? Pink fur if possible and I would like the palm bobble add on as well.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 02:53 pm
you ain't using them on me cache, not after last time....
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 02:57 pm
Excellent.
Can I pre-order a pair with David Cameron on the left hand and Nick Clegg on the right please? Pink fur if possible and I would like the palm bobble add on as well.

I can, and seeing as it's the Jubilee year I'm also doing a Royal Special, Princess Kate, Pippa Middleton and if you want to be controversial Princess Diana picking up a landmine. NO EXTRA CHARGE! GREAT DEALINGS!
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 03:00 pm
That was a bath mitten Raoul, different thing altogether mate. You won't suffer any of that nasty chafing with these bad boys!

Lim, nice as the Middletons are, could you do me an extra pair with Fergie and Princess Beatrice instead please?
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:02 pm
That was a bath mitten Raoul, different thing altogether mate. You won't suffer any of that nasty chafing with these bad boys!

Lim, nice as the Middletons are, could you do me an extra pair with Fergie and Princess Beatrice instead please?

Isn't Fergie that fuckin' Ginger'un?
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 13, 2012, 03:12 pm
Yeah, the bankrupt ginger rotter who invented Budgie the Helicopter.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 03:14 pm
LIM - can't you tell after that other thread about dwarves and amputees that cache has quite an eclectic taste? you should see what the fucker tries getting me to wear....
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:15 pm
Yeah, the bankrupt ginger rotter who invented Budgie the Helicopter.

No then, I can't have the Wank Mitten associated with a sub-species (Ginger'uns).
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:18 pm
LIM - can't you tell after that other thread about dwarves and amputees that cache has quite an eclectic taste? you should see what the fucker tries getting me to wear....

Does he try to make you dress as Skelator?
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Raoul Duke on June 13, 2012, 03:20 pm
no that's his saturday costume, i was the other one, the one that looked like a cross between a camel and a dolphin. you've been spying on us haven't you?
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:24 pm
no that's his saturday costume, i was the other one, the one that looked like a cross between a camel and a dolphin. you've been spying on us haven't you?

Yes.....I can change...
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: vlad1m1r on June 13, 2012, 07:02 pm
You see this is what happens when I choose to have breakfast with my girlfriend rather than check the SR forums this morning - lesson learned people, money comes before everything!

To the OP - online methods to buy Bitcoins are not nearly as safe as using cash. Please feel free to send me a message if you want a quick and easy way to get your Bitcoins.

All the best,

V.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: RomanTotaleXVII on June 13, 2012, 07:33 pm
I still do not know what you mean by "There is no text box for my reference code"
You are doing something wrong, please tell me the exact steps that you have gone through and I will help you.

The text box for your reference code will be on your bank's online banking page for making the transfer to Intersango. It's so Intersango recognise who the transfer is from and they assign the money to your account.
Title: Re: SERIOUS need of HELP getting BITCOINS in uk
Post by: cache on June 15, 2012, 08:51 am
You had to go and get all serious, didn't you?