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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: simplyanon on May 08, 2012, 02:17 am
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Just HAD to share this with you.
Been talking to this girl for a few days. Had some great sex. And now she's asking me to get her pregnant and we can move in together and get married.
What in the all serious fuck is wrong with people. I haven't responded to the text yet. I mean...the fuck?!
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murder her only solution i see really
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Lol, I hope she's not a clinger or else you're in for a ride.
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You broke the #1 rule mate...
Never stick your dick in crazy!! o_O
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Clinger lol. Might as well tell her how it's going to be NOW, or else you're in for along ride like anonsora said lmao.
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But...she's so great in bed. Like..damn. I'd hate to not keep her around as a friend with benefits.
I'm such a terrible person. Lol.
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Then it all comes down to whether or not the sex is worth it. If you wanna lead this girl on just for some easy pussy, which is pretty damn easy these days if that's what you're looking for, then it's on you. Just know that sex isn't everything, which is something modern society seems to forget. ;)
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You would be crazy yourself to have any further contact with her. I've heard horror stories about nutjobs pulling the condoms out of the trash and inseminating themselves with it. Guess who is going to be paying child support anyway?
Run for the hills dude
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Fuck.
Alright.
Should I be nice about it or just be a total dick? She's like, batshit nuts.
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You would be crazy yourself to have any further contact with her. I've heard horror stories about nutjobs pulling the condoms out of the trash and inseminating themselves with it. Guess who is going to be paying child support anyway?
Run for the hills dude
LOL, yeah I remember reading some of this before, my suggesting, keep it straightforward, hell maybe she'll loosen up and you guys could be FWB for a month a so, but just buy the condoms that come with spremicide in them so you don't have to worry about that^^ haha.
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I've only had one experience with a crazy, honestly I ended it over the phone. Dick/maybe even cowardly move sure, but I know for a fact if I went over there and did it in person I would have never gotten out of that house.
The nice thing about loony girls is that they move on very quick. She will probably try very hard to manipulate and guilt trip you into staying, but she'll be doing that to the next guy a week or two from now :P
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I've only had one experience with a crazy, honestly I ended it over the phone. Dick/maybe even cowardly move sure, but I know for a fact if I went over there and did it in person I would have never gotten out of that house.
Chained to the basement maybe? Ha and simplyanon I would say be nice about it, no need to be a dick if she didn't send any threats at you or started harassing you.
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You don't have a hair on your ass, If you don't take naked pictures of her and post them here.
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Yeah, no need to be an asshole about it, just firm and direct
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BAHAHAHAHAHA..
Just introduced her to my friend, shes OBSESSED with batman. Annnnd so is he. They're already chatting it up on FB.
Ohhh yea. Definitely getting a punch in the face for this one.
Shes talking to me still, but she's not being crazy. Just simple one or two word texts. I think I'm safe.
I am such a dick for this. Oh well.
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LOL you evil bastard
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Ha, I was gonna recommend you to get one of your friends in on her. Simple and effective way of ending the problem. Good thinking. She likes batman though? Sounds kinda young... Probably the reason for the clingyness, but not necessarily the craziness.
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The clingy is merely a symptom of the crazy
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Shes a couple years older than me. Like, clingy and batman seem to be caused by the crazy. Seriously. Who is over the age of 20 and has batman posters in their room? Anyone?
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Shes a couple years older than me. Like, clingy and batman seem to be caused by the crazy. Seriously. Who is over the age of 20 and has batman posters in their room? Anyone?
Lol, actually, even if I'm in my 20's or 30's I'm pretty sure I'll still have a separate room dedicated to all my anime stuff haha.
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Dont get too flattered, its the money or drugs (;
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its good you stay away from her.
Unless you want her to have your kid(s), never fuck her again or let her give you a handjob or blowjob.
She will put a hole in a condom, tell you she's on birth control, try to save your semen to impregnate herself, etc.
She has made her agenda known.
Better tell the other dudes about this shit too.
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don't lie. you've never had secks.
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Shes a couple years older than me. Like, clingy and batman seem to be caused by the crazy. Seriously. Who is over the age of 20 and has batman posters in their room? Anyone?
If she's really serious about Batman/and crazy perhaps you can trade her some acid for the very first Batman comic book (Detective's #27) which sells for $1075.million. She's probably not even aware of it's worth.You could buy a lot of good drugs with that kind of cash.
I have NEVER heard of a woman who was really into comics or collectables (unless they are teens into Hello Kitty) so yeah she might be a crazzzy beatchhh...
If a dude invites a woman over for a 'romantic' evening as soon as she spots any kind of collection (Star Wars,Japanese toys,
medieval warriors,ninja swords,etc...) 99.9% of them will suddenly realize that they "gotta go home to feed the cat" or whatever. Translation: You ain't getting any.
Do NOT have sex with her again,do NOT answer or return phone calls, make yourself inaccessible, and send her a very brief e-mail that you simply can no longer "go on living a lie" and that you have come to terms re: embracing your homosexual identity. Thank her for being a very "good friend" for helping you realize this.
But make sure you get that fucking comic book first.
P.S. My apologies to any of the fine sane,sexy, and single women on SR who 1)enjoy sex and 2)have a sincere interest in comics and collectables and 3)who appreciate good heroin. I am single so PM me if you wanna get freaky. :)
*"War on Drugs" or just a "War on (some) Drugs"?*
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BAHAHAHAHAHA..
Just introduced her to my friend, shes OBSESSED with batman. Annnnd so is he. They're already chatting it up on FB.
Ohhh yea. Definitely getting a punch in the face for this one.
Shes talking to me still, but she's not being crazy. Just simple one or two word texts. I think I'm safe.
I am such a dick for this. Oh well.
that's the only way to do it mate, palm her off on one of your friends. then don't answer the phone to him for a month or so. either that or stab her, so you've just saved yourself a few months in nick :)
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just tell her batman is a huge fag, that blows the joker every chance he gets. i'm sure you can find a toon of that somewhere on the web. show it to her as proof. just keep talking shit, about how big of a pussy batman is, and how you hate him, that you'd beat his bitch ass if given the chance, ect.
eventually she'll start hating you. reverse psychology works every time.
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- (some) women say they can tell who they want to spend the "rest" of their life with etc ...like love at first sight...
- I don't wish to be in your shoes....decisions decisions....
good luck
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just tell her batman is a huge fag, that blows the joker every chance he gets.
Now if i had heard that accusation against my beloved 'Caped Crusader's' when I was like 8 or 9 I would have considered these accusations to be complete blasphemy. However as an adult who just smoked some killer Sativa I find the notion to be as funny as fuck.
As a kid I grew up watching the Batman t.v. series in the 60's. It had the very same tongue in cheek 60's pop-art sensibilities as The Monkey's. I liked the "Pow!" "Bam!" "Zonk!" exclamation bubble's that accompanied one of the countless, ridiculous, and highly improbable fighting scenes. It was like a Roy Lichtenstein painting come to life.
In retrospect however, I have no doubt that Bat Man and Boy Wonder did a lot more in the Bat Cave then polish their Batmobile. They probably sucked every dick in Gotham City dry... including those of the older queens: like Alfred the butler at Wayne Manor, Commissioner Gordon, and Chief of Police Inspector O'Hara.
Anyways, and for the record: Batman and Boy Robin were def a leotard wearing knob gobbling butt munching tag team duo. Not hating anyone here for their sexual orientation: just keeping it real.
The only real heterosexual 'superhero' (if you can even call him that) was the Incredible Hulk . Unfortunately, as a result of his woefully inadequate anger management skills he had a very difficult time meeting women and getting laid. Consequently he had to resort to the glory holes in the video booths at porn shops where he relied upon the kindness of strangers to satisfy his needs. Although the exact gender of those cocksuckers is still unknown to him it's pretty safe to say that (contrary to his naive assumption) they weren't women. But please DON'T ever tell him that. :)
**User's Don't Lose Drug's!!**
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Just be nice and maybe try to get her as a Friend w Benefits if she chills out a bit more
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Just tell her you don't like fat chicks, so knocking her up would tear you two apart. :P
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P.S. My apologies to any of the fine sane,sexy, and single women on SR who 1)enjoy sex and 2)have a sincere interest in comics and collectables and 3)who appreciate good heroin. I am single so PM me if you wanna get freaky. :)
Damn...2 out of 3...oh well, nevermind :)
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P.S. My apologies to any of the fine sane,sexy, and single women on SR who 1)enjoy sex and 2)have a sincere interest in comics and collectables and 3)who appreciate good heroin. I am single so PM me if you wanna get freaky. :)
Damn...2 out of 3...oh well, nevermind :)
You don't enjoy sex? ???
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P.S. My apologies to any of the fine sane,sexy, and single women on SR who 1)enjoy sex and 2)have a sincere interest in comics and collectables and 3)who appreciate good heroin. I am single so PM me if you wanna get freaky. :)
Damn...2 out of 3...oh well, nevermind :)
I think you're the first female member I've seen thus far Ali, welcome to SR! I am so happy to have a wonderful gf and be out of the "dating game" as I was never any good.
Me: Can I get you a drink?
Girl : Actually I'd rather just take the cash.
(I hand her a few coins and she walks off)
Doh.
V.
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P.S. My apologies to any of the fine sane,sexy, and single women on SR who 1)enjoy sex and 2)have a sincere interest in comics and collectables and 3)who appreciate good heroin. I am single so PM me if you wanna get freaky. :)
Damn...2 out of 3...oh well, nevermind :)
I think you're the first female member I've seen thus far Ali, welcome to SR! I am so happy to have a wonderful gf and be out of the "dating game" as I was never any good.
Me: Can I get you a drink?
Girl : Actually I'd rather just take the cash.
(I hand her a few coins and she walks off)
Doh.
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haha, you should try
me: fancy a shag love?
girl: no
me: mind laying down while i have one?
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P.S. My apologies to any of the fine sane,sexy, and single women on SR who 1)enjoy sex and 2)have a sincere interest in comics and collectables and 3)who appreciate good heroin. I am single so PM me if you wanna get freaky. :)
Damn...2 out of 3...oh well, nevermind :)
I think you're the first female member I've seen thus far Ali, welcome to SR! I am so happy to have a wonderful gf and be out of the "dating game" as I was never any good.
Me: Can I get you a drink?
Girl : Actually I'd rather just take the cash.
(I hand her a few coins and she walks off)
Doh.
V.
haha, you should try
me: fancy a shag love?
girl: no
me: mind laying down while i have one?
That's pretty fucking good mate! ;D ;D :o
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It's only Rape if you wake up...........
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Its not rape if you shout surprise!
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It's not rape when it's your 16 year old daughter cause she fucking loves it! dirty wee slag 8)
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Hahahahahahaha I'm so fucked up and this is cracking me up! I can't stop laughing long enough to write a proper retort...but +1 :)
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Hahahahahahaha I'm so fucked up and this is cracking me up! I can't stop laughing long enough to write a proper retort...but +1 :)
New chat up line :
"Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" :-D
V.
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...Silk Road dating agency
??!
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...Silk Road dating agency
??!
:-D What's the gender balance on here?!
V.
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...probably the usual...10 to 1..
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...probably the usual...10 to 1..
Yea, no joke. I think I KNOW of like 4 chicks on here. But those are just the ones that make it obvious.
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...Silk Road dating agency
??!
:-D What's the gender balance on here?!
V.
I believe 'gender imbalance' is the correct therm for internet forums ;D
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...Silk Road dating agency
??!
:-D What's the gender balance on here?!
V.
According to the stats it's 4:1, here they are-
Average registrations per day:
61.90
Average posts per day:
713.92
Average topics per day:
60.29
Total Boards:
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Latest Member:
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Average online per day:
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Male to Female Ratio:
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45113.56
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Just HAD to share this with you.
Been talking to this girl for a few days. Had some great sex. And now she's asking me to get her pregnant and we can move in together and get married.
What in the all serious fuck is wrong with people. I haven't responded to the text yet. I mean...the fuck?!
When questions like this arise, I can't stop myself from wondering over an over... Is she hot? Is she REALLY hot? And if so, how hot is she?
Because as we all know... Crazy AND hot is a fucking fun combination. For a while, anyway.
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hahahah she texted you that, can even say it to your face ?
What?
you should say something like...
'ok, i'll let you know' and never speak about it again until she mentions it again and be like.. 'oh right, I have really thought about it yet, but I'll let you know.'
hahahah
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Its not rape if you shout surprise!
;D quality!
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Quote from: TravellingWithoutMoving on May 10, 2012, 10:06 PM
...Silk Road dating agency
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:-D What's the gender balance on here?!
V.
Thanks, V! :)
I'd wondered the same thing - there's a tendency for men to want to 'play' women online that there isn't for women so I've often wondered if some of the people I think are women (Holly, etc.) could be guys (interestingly, women almost always choose women - unless they're lesbians and playing a game, in which case they play men so they can get the chick -- I read a study on it :-|)...and, we might as well break out the obvious one - I'm on the fence about Pine - although I hope they're female, we need to represent :)
lol @ dating agency....if only - it's surprisingly difficult to find guys who are into the same things as me and not socially retarded...
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Stick it in her pooper if she begs for more she's a keeper. :P
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Hi Ali,
It's a difficult question - of course when it comes to the sphere of crime I'm afraid to say my gender are rather over represented but we shouldn't assume the same is true for SR!
Pine's knowledge of IT Security and Cryptography is very profound and they are topics which are traditionally masculine but of course there's no reason (s)he couldn't be a very gifted lady with an interest in the dark net. I fancy I'm going to be called a chauvinist pig if I go on any longer so will shut up now. :-D
The prospect of playing a woman online was something that never occurred to me until I saw some people did this on Facebook while pretending to be Superheroes - it's a strangely liberating thought to think that Supergirl might actually be some bearded scrote in a wifebeater vest wiping gravy off his keyboard...
V.
Quote from: TravellingWithoutMoving on May 10, 2012, 10:06 PM
...Silk Road dating agency
??!
:-D What's the gender balance on here?!
V.
Thanks, V! :)
I'd wondered the same thing - there's a tendency for men to want to 'play' women online that there isn't for women so I've often wondered if some of the people I think are women (Holly, etc.) could be guys (interestingly, women almost always choose women - unless they're lesbians and playing a game, in which case they play men so they can get the chick -- I read a study on it :-|)...and, we might as well break out the obvious one - I'm on the fence about Pine - although I hope they're female, we need to represent :)
lol @ dating agency....if only - it's surprisingly difficult to find guys who are into the same things as me and not socially retarded...
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If I were a woman on this forum, I don't think I'd confess to it. Why not just let everyone assume I'm a guy? Then I could read in peace all the crazy stuff guys tell each other when they don't think women are around.
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If I were a woman on this forum, I don't think I'd confess to it. Why not just let everyone assume I'm a guy? Then I could read in peace all the crazy stuff guys tell each other when they don't think women are around.
An excellent idea but you credit us with a level of cunning which many do not possess. Your average man is about as deep as a puddle! :)
V.
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this thread is worthless without pics lol
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If I were a woman on this forum, I don't think I'd confess to it. Why not just let everyone assume I'm a guy? Then I could read in peace all the crazy stuff guys tell each other when they don't think women are around.
Well, I could be lying...but I think too much emphasis is placed on gender so I don't think it really matters, does it? And most of the guys here will post anything regardless - why not, it's anonymous. Plus, I'm one girl in an office over 200 men, I think I'm pretty aware of the shit guys speak of.
...or maybe I'm secretly stealing the information to pass around to women so we can become all powerful and finally become a matriarchal society, mwhahaha! :)