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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Kappacino on June 07, 2012, 03:26 pm
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I am writing this post not as a joke, or as an attack against his person, but as a call for support from the community to help Mister Dank make some new friends as well as become a functioning member of society.
Please read this post here: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=25899.msg278375#new
As shown by this post, Dank is clearly mentally deficient. However we should not condemn him, we should offer him help and guidance.
I have set up a charity fund here: 2Th6Jui7BvBEpk51FsHtkOpSt35U11UdwJ2T
Please donate whatever you can so we can help Mister Dank with his various disabilities.
Mister Dank needs help paying for classes to help with his speech impediment, as well as a new wheelchair (that is able to sustain a weight of 450lbs).
I also suggest that we buy him a new dialysis machine, and a few months of diabetes medication to diminish his suffering.
In a few months time, we will also need to buy him some size 3 running shoes (his feet are unnaturally small and crooked due to legionnaires disease - I know this from correspondence with his mother), so that he is able to, at some point in the future, go jogging in order to lose weight and make some new friends.
After a few months of jogging he may be able to get down to a weight that the hospital will deem as acceptable for them to operate on him, at which point he can get the breast implants and ultimately the estrogen therapy which he has been wishing for and writing about in his diary for years (again I know this from correspondence with his mother).
Unfortunately Mister Dank is currently being abused by his landlord, who tells him that instead of paying rent, he must "suckle his lollipoppy pop". I don't think this needs any more explanation. Regrettably, Dank is unable to form mental concepts and thought-forms and is unable to tell that he is being sexually abused in this way, his mother and sister both vouch for the fact that he has been watching a single frame of a paused Family Guy DVD for the past 6 years, thinking that he has been watching Jesse Owens win the 200m hurdles on the moon as well as completing every level on Mario Kart. This is patently absurd, as Mister Dank has no hands (they were amputated years ago after a severe masturbatory accident)
At first I was dismissive of Mister Dank and his desperate ploys for attention, but now I feel sorry for him and feel a responsibility to offer him help.
If he is to become a member of society and perhaps at some point a real person, he needs our help here at SR. Perhaps within 10 years we could help him learn to form coherent sentences, as well as approach people and make new friends. Of course he should not be allowed to breed (his mother in fact told me that Dank has no actual father, he was one of the first unsuccessful test-tube experiments carried out in the 1970s) as this would obviously have disastrous effects for the human gene-pool as a whole.
My heart is with you Dank, and I hope you can recover. Please people, donate what you can.
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LMAO @ how much time Koppicino is putting into this. He must really feel threatened by good ole Mr Dank!!
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LMAO @ how much time Koppicino is putting into this. He must really feel threatened by good ole Mr Dank!!
You are right, I feel very very threatened.
I am threatened by the fact that we live in such a world where those like Mister Dank are left at the wayside without our help.
Please donate so we can help him with his disabilities.
I won't give up on you Dank, I am with you. I am seeing your mother tomorrow night and the following six days so I will tell her my plan, I'm sure she will be as pleased and as generous as she usually is.
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LMAO @ how much time Koppicino is putting into this. He must really feel threatened by good ole Mr Dank!!
Yes, it is nice that he is keeping my thread alive for all to see, while making himself look like the nutjob that most cops are.
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LMAO @ how much time Koppicino is putting into this. He must really feel threatened by good ole Mr Dank!!
Yes, it is nice that he is keeping my thread alive for all to see, while making himself look like the nutjob that most cops are.
It's okay sonny, it's not your fault.
I'll come over tomorrow night and give you some milk and cookies, I know it's your favourite. I've also got that wart cream you were asking for so hopefully that should help.
How are the sores/tissue damage anyway? Has your rectum fully healed yet?
I hope you get better soon. I've got some good news for you though.
I have been talking to your mother, and she and I both think that you need a guardian in your life, an alpha male to set an example for you as well as to deal with your latent electra-complex in preparation for therapy. We have concluded that it is best if I adopt you and become your legal father. To start I am going to change your name to "Matt Rustaine" as I think that better illustrates your true value. This will be a good new start for us Timmy (Dank's name as of now), and hopefully I will be able to guide you to become a proper person, as your new father.
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I don't think this troll needs any more feeding, but I do like the idea of calling him Timmy from now on.
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I don't think this troll needs any more feeding, but I do like the idea of calling him Timmy from now on.
:D Down to your sock-puppet accounts already? Uniwiz and Limetless must still be massaging each other's buttholes.
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I don't think this troll needs any more feeding, but I do like the idea of calling him Timmy from now on.
:D Down to your sock-puppet accounts already? Uniwiz and Limetless must still be massaging each other's buttholes.
It's alright Timmy, suckle this teet. There you go Timmy, there you go
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I know it's already been discussed ad nauseam, but I can't help but wonder what Timmy's life must be like. I mean, I can't comprehend what it must take before trolling a forum is an activity worth performing. Does he wake up in the morning and think, "Oh man, I'm SO gonna show those assholes on the forum who's boss!"? Does he read posts like this one, analyzing his behavior, and even think about what the words mean? Surely some of the things we say when poking fun at him would just so happen to be true, and such instances would probably remind him of the things he dislikes about himself. I would think receiving so much hate would make such a miserable person even more miserable, so to actively seek it out is just...mind-boggling to me.
Sometimes we hear explanations for behavior like this. Like when someone's life is so meaningless and empty, or they're unimaginably lonely since they don't know how to make friends, ANY sort of attention makes them feel validated. I guess I just can't imagine being so pathetic.
I also wonder if, when Timmy and others like him read a longish post about themselves (like this thread), it makes them feel good. A sort of, "Even if they hate me, they invested some time in thinking about me, so at least I can cling to that." Do they let themselves feel like they "won," that they got us to "waste" our time on their pointlessness? I don't feel as if I've "lost," typing up this post. It only took a few minutes, and it's the kind of thing I find interesting, so it was actually quite fun.
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Hey Dank, you reading back over this thread again and again? I see you
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This is fucking hilarious ;D
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I don't think this troll needs any more feeding, but I do like the idea of calling him Timmy from now on.
:D Down to your sock-puppet accounts already? Uniwiz and Limetless must still be massaging each other's buttholes.
LMFAO
I didn't know Limitless until you introduced me.
I don't use fake accounts, (dasboot) or threaten to release addresses, you do.
You are in need of mental health checkup, or getting knocked off.
I'd gladly donate for either.
You best and loving customer.........
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You are being disingenuous Uniwiz.
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You are being disingenuous Uniwiz.
Only the part about being his best, and loving customer.
The rest of my vendors are the absolute greatest :-*
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I just want to thank all you guys for the group attacks (even you DigitalAlch).
It seems when you all jump on these threads, I get more orders. It really is like a charity thread!
I think you're all douchebags, but I know it good karma to show gratitude.
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I just want to thank all you guys for the group attacks (even you DigitalAlch).
It seems when you all jump on these threads, I get more orders. It really is like a charity thread!
I think you're all douchebags, but I know it good karma to show gratitude.
We attack you because you're a fucking moron, it's that simple. And don't be surprised the admins attack you too, they can recognize a cretin when it's shoved in front of their face just as much as anyone else.
I'm still actually surprised you're a vendor.
You seem like just the kind of cunt that would release peopless' addresses.
I don't know why, it's just something about your snake like behaviour that makes me think you're the sort of twat that would stoop low enough to do something like that.
It's only through naivety that people order from you. If they saw how you act on these forums, they'd be fucking idiots to trust a chimp like you with their real name/address.
Also I like how you searched this thread out of the back pages to read what we were saying about you. Get a kick out of it don't you Dank?
Ape.
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I just want to thank all you guys for the group attacks (even you DigitalAlch).
It seems when you all jump on these threads, I get more orders. It really is like a charity thread!
I think you're all douchebags, but I know it good karma to show gratitude.
yeah I can see from your profile you are just ROLLING in the orders: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/9d097bd3e8
what is that... 5 grams of hash and a rice krispie treat in the last month? and no current active listings...
been a member for a year and still not allowed in the Vendor Forum... just goes to show everyone knows a fucking loser when they see one.
If ANY vendor could be associated with LE it is you... your LE buddies buying small amounts of product off you to keep up the facade while you accuse ALL the other reputable vendors of being LE...
Anyone who buys from you is a fucking idiot. PERIOD
DPR is certainly a patient person... I woulda burned your accounts long ago for being the biggest fucking douchbag on SR..
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LOL charity fund for Mister Dank! That's a joke because I wouldn't piss on that ass-bandit even if he was on fire.
Congrats to all that made the Dank-hate-list, it means you are a good person and that you are living your life in a good and productive way.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=25899.60 <<< My response to his other thread, don't think I missed anything.....
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LOL charity fund for Mister Dank! That's a joke because I wouldn't piss on that ass-bandit even if he was on fire.
Congrats to all that made the Dank-hate-list, it means you are a good person and that you are living your life in a good and productive way.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=25899.60 <<< My response to his other thread, don't think I missed anything.....
I am such a huge fan of yours. I almost want to make a thousand bogus accounts and get them up to karma-ready so I can give you +1000 for that brilliant post.
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+1 for the laugh, this is hysterical
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Tbh I think Dank's troll/cops thread should be left open. Locking it is just giving him what he wants and more ammunition to sustain his fantasies
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I don't think this troll needs any more feeding, but I do like the idea of calling him Timmy from now on.
:D Down to your sock-puppet accounts already? Uniwiz and Limetless must still be massaging each other's buttholes.
LMFAO
I didn't know Limitless until you introduced me.
I don't use fake accounts, (dasboot) or threaten to release addresses, you do.
You are in need of mental health checkup, or getting knocked off.
I'd gladly donate for either.
You best and loving customer.........
Actually shit-a-brick that is actually true. I didn't actually speak to you before you said that our Dank had a bad attitude and I said that nobody would remove your post because you were just making a fair observation.
What makes me laugh is that Dank only has beef with me because when I got here I said he was a bit paranoid and needed to put down the crack..... From such small flirtations blossom such great romances! ;)