I'm not really concerned whether you are or whether are not coachella, the point being made was what you posted was in the same league of ridiculousness as what coachella posts. Are you really suggesting the moderators and administrators of this site have so little to to with their time that they have operated and banned at least 5 vendor accounts and literally dozens and dozens of shills across multiple platforms including reddit and BMR? I think you might want to reconsider your original post if you want to be taken seriously, coachella or not.