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Title: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: chasezip2201 on May 15, 2013, 12:27 am
I spend a lot of time randomly thinking about SR and have thought of some things that are not really useful to me but someone else might find useful.  Not saying any are good ideas just to entertain mostly.

Get diagnosed with schizophrenia and you get busted start screaming about the government made you do it and not to kill you or something.  Try to argue in court you didn't know what you were doing was illegal or though you were on a secret mission.

Text and call yourself from burner phones with messages like keep the operation going or we'll kill your family.  Fill in the blanks on this one.

I have more but need to remember them.
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: StExo on May 15, 2013, 01:20 am
I'd get a better sitter if I were you...
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: jackofspades on May 15, 2013, 01:38 am
I'd get a better sitter if I were you...

LMAO!!! +1 i liked the idea but its just too "out of the box" id love to hear your ideas when youre sober lol
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: streetelitist on May 15, 2013, 04:57 am
I really really like the "keep the operation going" idea. That could possibly work in court haha.
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: primeroll on May 15, 2013, 06:00 am
I really really like the "keep the operation going" idea. That could possibly work in court haha.

agreeeeedddddd
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: Meerkovo on May 16, 2013, 02:54 am
OMG, 2nd time today I ROFL! This is the thread to be on, the most random shit ever! lol I swear I can't laughing with chase, god damn. people from all walks of life huh


Sir, I salute you for making me shit my pants and you made my night!

Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: NotACop on May 16, 2013, 03:13 am
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Text and call yourself from burner phones with messages like keep the operation going or we'll kill your family.  Fill in the blanks on this one.

"keep the operation going"

HAHAHA I laughed :)
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: yearziro on May 16, 2013, 03:27 am
I had of those today and its working out for me so far
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: ytabletrash on May 16, 2013, 03:46 am
Good, good, good.... all according to plan
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: morganeverett on May 16, 2013, 07:38 am
Mr Hyde? Is that you? Have you seen Dr Jekyll anywhere?
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: chasezip2201 on May 17, 2013, 02:02 am
Everyone makes fun of my ideas  :'(
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: primeroll on May 17, 2013, 04:28 am
i thought they were great!
i might actually try that if i feel my time is coming.
might as well right?
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: Bones Jones on May 17, 2013, 06:28 am
I spend a lot of time randomly thinking about SR and have thought of some things that are not really useful to me but someone else might find useful.  Not saying any are good ideas just to entertain mostly.

Get diagnosed with schizophrenia and you get busted start screaming about the government made you do it and not to kill you or something.  Try to argue in court you didn't know what you were doing was illegal or though you were on a secret mission.

Text and call yourself from burner phones with messages like keep the operation going or we'll kill your family.  Fill in the blanks on this one.

I have more but need to remember them.

ROFL

Seriously tho mate step away from the keyboard and give yourself an uppercut
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: primeroll on May 17, 2013, 09:04 am
I spend a lot of time randomly thinking about SR and have thought of some things that are not really useful to me but someone else might find useful.  Not saying any are good ideas just to entertain mostly.

Get diagnosed with schizophrenia and you get busted start screaming about the government made you do it and not to kill you or something.  Try to argue in court you didn't know what you were doing was illegal or though you were on a secret mission.

Text and call yourself from burner phones with messages like keep the operation going or we'll kill your family.  Fill in the blanks on this one.

I have more but need to remember them.

ROFL

Seriously tho mate step away from the keyboard and give yourself an uppercut

LOL!!!!!!
Title: Re: Random out of the box ideas
Post by: morganeverett on May 17, 2013, 09:40 am
Chasezip2201, you could put a contract for yourself over tor. Do homework to find an actual guy. Code instructions for it. When you call your lawyer you actually call your trusted friend. Speak in code. Keep it short. He sends out the actual contract. Assassin comes and injures you. Claim witness protection / federal protective services etc. Even better if you were in a cell at the time.