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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: joywind on May 14, 2013, 11:04 pm
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I'm like those Japanese female tourists who cry when they discover England isn't like they read in the Sherlock Holmes stories
England since the War produces these Willy Wonka/Austin Powers/Elton John mutants who fuck kids and seem like their live on paint thinner, cotton candy, and poisonous mushrooms.
I like England. I just don't like it that they became wannabe Americans and made Elton John their God Emperor.
I liked the English and Scots back before they embraced realness. I liked them back when they were repressed and starchy. They're awful when they're real.
"Listen to my glass-cutting accent!! Isn't it just foookin' brilliant????"
The worst thing about the Brits generally is they seem to all think they're sooooo fucking charming and loveable as they wallow in their own filth.
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fantastic post... more please :-)
How do you feel about Americans?... Australians? ... Canadians?
How about South Africans ?
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Jesus joywind, you've gone to wrong areas my friend, I've not met a single person who likes Elton John, but there are a lot of Asians with oversized cameras here for some reason. But we are most definitely not wannabe Americans, I'm as patriotic as they come and many of my fellow Brits are. But please, don't say anything about our accents until you've visited many other places in the world.
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Another top notch thread from JoyWind...
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you gotta be a real asshole to have something against Willy Wonka, that guy didn't hurt anybody >:(
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England and Scotland were legitimately well-thought of about 50 or more years ago. Italians, South Americans, Spaniards etc thought the English and Scots had their act generally together and that it was worth imitating. Does anyone at all think that now?
Even a Frenchman who thought England was a world centre of Judeo-Anglo-Masonic-Protestant troublemaking still had time for English suits and the rule of law in Britain. Who thinks things like that now?
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trollop.
how about judgemental people who only use pathetic stereotypes as 'proof' of their statements.
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bit of a generalization there old chap but yes it has moved on since the Victorian times.
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With the logic used by the OP you get:
Americans - They all love guns, they're all fat, they enjoy MTV reality shows and all love listening to country.
Australians - There is at least one kangaroo on every 10 squared metre of land, we all call prawns "shrimp", everyone lives 5 minutes away from Ayres Rock and we all say "mate" constantly.
Canadians- They all played a part in the making of "Fargo" and they all say "eh?".
I assumed OP was trolling but I've seen him say silly shit on several occasions so....
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With the logic used by the OP you get:
Americans - They all love guns, they're all fat, they enjoy MTV reality shows and all love listening to country.
Australians - There is at least one kangaroo on every 10 squared metre of land, we all call prawns "shrimp", everyone lives 5 minutes away from Ayres Rock and we all say "mate" constantly.
Canadians- They all played a part in the making of "Fargo" and they all say "eh?".
I assumed OP was trolling but I've seen him say silly shit on several occasions so....
Are you suggesting those things are NOT true ?
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Another top notch thread from JoyWind...
I have been to the UK and can assure those who have not that the OP is full of shit.
And he is a cock-smoker.
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Wannabe Americans?????
You haven't met many Brits have you?
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is Joywind welsh ?