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Post by: StExo on October 14, 2012, 07:47 pm
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Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on October 14, 2012, 10:54 pm
I like your choice of an axe for a melee weapon. I've always felt if I were a soldier hundreds of years ago, my weapon of choice would be a light fighting axe or a mace (I like the flanged style rather than the spiked ball). Although the ASP baton is probably more efficient than a mace.
I'd also carry a hand grenade as a last resort or an all out, room clearing ambush. Actually some stun grenades my be useful for an ambush, but that rather goes against the silent ninja theme.

You'll need a sharp knife, useful in countless situations. Fire starting items. Screwdriver. All the sorts of things you'd expect in a survival kit. And maybe some nails if you need to secure an area inside.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: GiveUsSome on October 14, 2012, 11:28 pm
I would take a more of a hide-n-wait approach.

I would need weapons to begin with to gather supplies, As we dont have many guns in my country I would probably choose an axe or something like that.

Then I would break into a super market, gather as many supplies as possible. After which I would break into a Nursery and get as many eatable plants that I could grow as possible, (seeds ect)..

I would take all that down to our local Football field which can be fortified very easily (just locking up the gates) it would be impossible for any zombies to knock down the gates. Then I'd set about becoming self-sustainable, growing my plants ect on the foot ball field, and waiting out the Zoombie Apocapyse.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Limetless on October 15, 2012, 12:19 am
I see you guys are going for the pussy approach, allow me to educate you.

Lim method -

You will need - 1 KG of Blow, 1 Flame thrower with lighter fluid or whatever you put in them, chain saw, baseball bat (I gotta admit America, good invention the baseball bat, well done), a driver golf club, some strippers and this on your iPod with speakers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej-AK7ROqSU

Firstly you put the track on and start poppin some moves and then you do some outrageous lines of Blow to charge yourself. By then you'll be rushing tits and if you're anything like my you like to unleash the pyro beast when you are ripped up, I mean who the fuck doesn't like to burn stuff? And guess what bitches, it's the Zombie Apocalypse and that means you can set fire to that fucking douche bag next door neighbour of yours because that cunt's been bitten and he's jeopardising your existence. Once you have set fire to him you can watch him run around confused and melting and then when the lines "I make it rain on them ho's" you get the chain saw out and slice that fat-fuck up and so it rains blood on your strippers who will be dancing erotically and feeding you bumps of blow while this carries on. Now that fatty has got some shit hanging by his gristle you take the baseball bat and swing like Babe Ruth so it pops fat-boy's windscreen of his Jag (every old cunt in the world has a Jag, it's the natural way of shit). Anything else left on the pavement you grab the driver and bring out your favourite Bushism "Now watch this drive" and just keep practicing your swing.

Happy Apocalypse fuckers.  8)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on October 15, 2012, 12:36 am
As far a supplies go, after a little food gathering, I'd go raid every petrol station nearby. Find a safe place and start hoarding every drop. If we're looking at some long term, Mad Max style shit, then petrol will be liquid gold. Not for just vehicles but generators too (EDIT: and flamethrowers ::)). I'm sure, along with food and clean water, it will almost become a currency for bartering with, alongside other trading.

That's supposing there are any other people left to trade with once things have settled down a bit.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Limetless on October 15, 2012, 12:39 am
As far a supplies go, after a little food gathering, I'd go raid every petrol station nearby. Find a safe place and start hoarding every drop. If we're looking at some long term, Mad Max style shit, then petrol will be liquid gold. Not for just vehicles but generators too. I'm sure, along with food and clean water, it will almost become a currency for bartering with, alongside other trading.

That's supposing there are any other people left to trade with once things have settled down a bit.

See that's the beauty of my method. You just get so coked out your face you keep going till your heart stops and just enjoy the strippers and violence until that occurs. Everyone wins.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on October 15, 2012, 12:44 am
As far a supplies go, after a little food gathering, I'd go raid every petrol station nearby. Find a safe place and start hoarding every drop. If we're looking at some long term, Mad Max style shit, then petrol will be liquid gold. Not for just vehicles but generators too. I'm sure, along with food and clean water, it will almost become a currency for bartering with, alongside other trading.

That's supposing there are any other people left to trade with once things have settled down a bit.

See that's the beauty of my method. You just get so coked out your face you keep going till your heart stops and just enjoy the strippers and violence until that occurs. Everyone wins.

Are you talking about the zombie apocalypse or current lifestyle? ;)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Limetless on October 15, 2012, 12:48 am
As far a supplies go, after a little food gathering, I'd go raid every petrol station nearby. Find a safe place and start hoarding every drop. If we're looking at some long term, Mad Max style shit, then petrol will be liquid gold. Not for just vehicles but generators too. I'm sure, along with food and clean water, it will almost become a currency for bartering with, alongside other trading.

That's supposing there are any other people left to trade with once things have settled down a bit.

See that's the beauty of my method. You just get so coked out your face you keep going till your heart stops and just enjoy the strippers and violence until that occurs. Everyone wins.

Are you talking about the zombie apocalypse or current lifestyle? ;)

Both of course. :)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 15, 2012, 07:28 pm
Surely the strategy would depend on whether we weer talking about the classic Romero zombies or the super-charged 28-days type zombies.

Either way, for me it's not about weapons, it's about sitting out World War Z in my attic with enough tinned food to last until the last zombie has died of starvation. By my reckoning that would be around 7 - 9 weeks from the initial outbreak. My cellar is probably more secure than the attic but I would feel vulnerable at or below ground level. There is no way a Romero zombie is going to be able to negotiate the ladders into my attic even if I were foolish enough to leave them down, so as long as I have more than enough food stored up there I'd be perfectly safe. If worse comes to worse, I could get out of the skylight and onto the roof. Zombies would be shit at balancing on roof tiles so I reckon I'd be fine.

There, no need at all for complex combat strategies. Just follow the Ahoyhoy Zombie  Plan and you'll be fine.
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Post by: StExo on October 15, 2012, 09:04 pm
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Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on October 15, 2012, 10:06 pm
A prison might work, as it's already built with security in mind. Although a hospital would have lots of useful supplies on hand. I'd have a main base but I wouldn't put all my eggs in one basket. I'd have several supply depots buried around the local area, and I'd also have smaller 'fallback' bases and intermediate bases when traveling dangerous routes or to far destinations.

As for groups, I'd agree they'd be better kept to a small size. Two to four, unless a situation required more or less. Each new person would be another mouth to freed, although being able to take turns keeping guard whilst the others slept would be invaluable.

Yep, loads of nails. And I'm starting to like the idea of a bow, as it wouldn't be too hard to make new arrows. Plus, it would still be quiet a stealthy weapon to use. Ninja Zen! >:(
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: bear paw on October 15, 2012, 10:21 pm
This is great. Lmao. I was thinking about attack retreat in suburan area...im a woodsman but if my family was already dead I go withs Lims method and lock myself in a CVS
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: jameslink2 on October 15, 2012, 10:34 pm
Surely the strategy would depend on whether we weer talking about the classic Romero zombies or the super-charged 28-days type zombies.

Either way, for me it's not about weapons, it's about sitting out World War Z in my attic with enough tinned food to last until the last zombie has died of starvation. By my reckoning that would be around 7 - 9 weeks from the initial outbreak. My cellar is probably more secure than the attic but I would feel vulnerable at or below ground level. There is no way a Romero zombie is going to be able to negotiate the ladders into my attic even if I were foolish enough to leave them down, so as long as I have more than enough food stored up there I'd be perfectly safe. If worse comes to worse, I could get out of the skylight and onto the roof. Zombies would be shit at balancing on roof tiles so I reckon I'd be fine.

There, no need at all for complex combat strategies. Just follow the Ahoyhoy Zombie  Plan and you'll be fine.

Did you read World War Z? Or the Zombie Survival guide? 7-9 weeks is just enough to get them going, they take years to die.

I would also steer clear of hospitals, where do you think all those sick people go to die? It would be crawling with undead.

My plan involves
 
1) Lots of rifles!
2) Lots of Handguns!
3) Lots of Ammo!
4) Lots of long term storage food!
5) Getting out of dodge!

Most are welcome to join me, each will be handed a rifle, a handgun, a couple of boxes of ammo, and pointed in the right direction.

Oh, and I am looking for someone who can run, but not as fast as I can run.  :o
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Post by: StExo on October 16, 2012, 02:25 am
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Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: bear paw on October 16, 2012, 02:31 am
What about a house boat/pontoon boat out in a lake surrounded by forest near a city....you must really only consider what is near you although zombies spreading may take time you most likely will stay near home with family and have some time to prepare? You dont need gas you can paddle out.

I would use this strategy jumping in and out for supplies while doing surprise-retreat tactics like the Vietcong to gather food and water preferable a grocery mart with a pharmacy. I think it would make sense to go out during day light but who knows for all i know zombies can swim?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: GiveUsSome on October 16, 2012, 03:02 am
I still think a big football stadium is the way to go.

easy to fortify (shut the gates), good growing area (the field). lots of room. High lookout areas
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Christy Nugs on October 16, 2012, 04:11 am
Where are the silencers in ur plans u guys? u really want to be chopping up zombies and getting
infected blood in ur eyes or mouth? Love the explosives though  :P
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: FarmerBob on October 16, 2012, 05:32 am
If I felt my farm wasn't safe I'd head to the far north of Canada, physics still applies, so for a zombie to stay above freezing it'd have to be getting a lot of energy from somewhere, if it can't feed it'll freeze.  As a bonus bears LOVE rotting flesh.

But I also might head to the great basin desert somewhere.  Without water/food a zombie would dry out, I'd expect there to be a lot of zombie jerky in Nevada, I'd probably head to that palo verde nuclear plant.  I'd expect they'd have been shutdown in a hurry and the cores would be pretty hot with the passive coolers running, but it wouldn't take long to bring one of the reactors back online and power & security would be a nice thing to have.

transportation should be easy, if the roads are to clogged for my RV I'll head down to the rail-yard and borrow a locomotive.

Bob
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Shroomeister on October 16, 2012, 06:14 am
...I guess Walking Dead Season 3 started the other day....


 ;D
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: 20247245 on October 16, 2012, 10:58 am
This is an excellent question....

Personally i think an off shore oil rig, or yacht would be lovely... Assuming im a rich motherf*cker, which im not....

Imagine, a yacht moored off some exotic Island.... Tons of fresh water from distilling it, helicopter or land expeditons to find supplies etc  etc
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: 10thplanetjj on October 16, 2012, 11:04 am
ahem....well guns are out for me, think even a sling shot would land me with a fine.... SO

What kinda zombies are we dealing with here? the slow mob type or the sprinting breed? regardless


Bath tub filled with water to ensure i have decent amount of drinking water, running to the shops to loot right away, batteries and food. I live near fruitful trees for a quick source of energy as well, so down to safety... kicking in a empty neighbors house that is surrounded by 4 walls with hopefully a connecting house for a quick escape. Weaponry would simple be a smooth baseball bat, and moltov cocktails im going with speed here no taking the zombies full on. Fuck that. Im a cat and your the slow dog. If i need to get out of the area ill be hoping in a 4 wheel drive equip with food and camping gear and fuel, nothing special and im heading to the desert with 5 sheets of LSD to ride out the apocalypse. I guess ill have to pop by the book store to try find a how to survive in the desert guide. Happy days ahead, me and the twins i picked up a long the road live out our days.

Ps dont go to a football stadium guys..rookie move, no escape plus a lot of savage humans in one crowded place at a time like this would be chaos.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: 10thplanetjj on October 16, 2012, 11:06 am
Okay i fucked up....... my sheets of acid are going to degrade in the desert. Going with mushrooms.

edit: vac sealed, separate baggies.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Shroomeister on October 16, 2012, 12:32 pm
Okay i fucked up....... my sheets of acid are going to degrade in the desert. Going with mushrooms.

edit: vac sealed, separate baggies.


good call.

contact me... I got you.

 :P
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Post by: StExo on October 16, 2012, 07:37 pm
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Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 16, 2012, 08:29 pm
 Retreating to an island wouldn't work. If anyone's seen Zombi and Zombi 2 by Lucio Fulci you'll know that zombies can walk for miles underwater. I maintain that you have to base your plan around their distinct lack of gross and fine motor skills and dexterity. Hence my idea of retreating to the attic via step ladders. Also, forget about fighting back as we're not going to be able to kill them off that way - their sheer numbers would eventually overwhelm you. Hide, keep well stocked, keep quiet and sit the damn thing out. That's not to say that one shouldn't arm oneself, of course keep a baseball bat for security, but DO NOT go on the offensive against the undead. BIG mistake.
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Post by: StExo on October 16, 2012, 09:32 pm
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Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: weed4speednstuff on October 18, 2012, 12:50 am
i'd give simon pegg a call and ask him for advice.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Eson200765 on October 18, 2012, 01:42 am
Think of the Zombie chicks?

Hey guys, now that would be of some scary sex, but a turn on for until they bite.

And never a blow job

Eson 8)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: doublemint on October 18, 2012, 01:52 am
A sword. And some crack.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 18, 2012, 09:31 pm
Think of the Zombie chicks?

Hey guys, now that would be of some scary sex, but a turn on for until they bite.

And never a blow job

Eson 8)

I'd fuck a zombie chick. When I watched 'I am Legend' I wondered whether Will Smith had been tempted to climb aboard that zombie chick he kept in his lab. Why the fuck not I say....
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on October 18, 2012, 10:34 pm
Hey StExo, have you seen 28 Days Later? If I remember correctly, the guy who's living near the top of a highrise has some sort of water gathering system on the roof. Was it large plastic sheets gathering the condensation or dew, and then running off into lots of bowls underneath?

Would this system work or was it just a bit of dramatic license on the film makers part?
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Post by: StExo on October 18, 2012, 11:46 pm
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Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 19, 2012, 12:45 pm
Hey StExo, have you seen 28 Days Later? If I remember correctly, the guy who's living near the top of a highrise has some sort of water gathering system on the roof. Was it large plastic sheets gathering the condensation or dew, and then running off into lots of bowls underneath?

Would this system work or was it just a bit of dramatic license on the film makers part?


It works if the sheets are on top of grass.....learned that in cub scouts.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: blueveil on October 20, 2012, 11:42 am
me and a few other business professionals have banded our resources together over the last 2 years to be ready for SHTF scenario. We have planes, boats, and plenty of set up motor vehicles inbetween with light packs and most of us being sportsmen with fighting background we are prpaired to bug out of our respective country when things get bad little alone a Z-apoc scenario. Keep bullets and water boys..... bullets and water.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 20, 2012, 12:53 pm
me and a few other business professionals have banded our resources together over the last 2 years to be ready for SHTF scenario. We have planes, boats, and plenty of set up motor vehicles inbetween with light packs and most of us being sportsmen with fighting background we are prpaired to bug out of our respective country when things get bad little alone a Z-apoc scenario. Keep bullets and water boys..... bullets and water.


You'd be better off preparing for the real impending doomsday scenario which is the global warming / peak oil collapse confluence. Move to high ground, buy a plot of fertile land and build a big fuck-off fence around it all.
Zombies will be the least of our problems when the polar caps melt. And I promise you, a steady supply of water will not be a problem....
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: metaphoe on October 20, 2012, 01:52 pm
an underground house.. with botanical and production mill on blast.

either , that or id, fukinbite myself and go after humans. if u cant beat em

join em  8)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: blueveil on October 20, 2012, 03:15 pm
me and a few other business professionals have banded our resources together over the last 2 years to be ready for SHTF scenario. We have planes, boats, and plenty of set up motor vehicles inbetween with light packs and most of us being sportsmen with fighting background we are prpaired to bug out of our respective country when things get bad little alone a Z-apoc scenario. Keep bullets and water boys..... bullets and water.


You'd be better off preparing for the real impending doomsday scenario which is the global warming / peak oil collapse confluence. Move to high ground, buy a plot of fertile land and build a big fuck-off fence around it all.
Zombies will be the least of our problems when the polar caps melt. And I promise you, a steady supply of water will not be a problem....

We have custom barges we have built with aquaponics grow area. uses 1/10 the water of hydro. we have land off the coast of south america that is being developed.... trying to get the dream finished  8)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: thesearstower on October 21, 2012, 06:06 am
When the zombies come, you're going to have to move. If you think that you're going to be able so stage some sort of last-stand type bullshit anywhere near a populated area, you're in for trouble. Your ammo or your food or (more likely) your resolve will wear down after 2 weeks of 24/7 zombie killing. Shit gets boring, and when you're bored you make mistakes. And when you make mistakes....game over.

Find someone to partner up with. Another pair of eyes and ears and fighting hands means twice as much protection from the undead. Loneliness can be a killer, and simple companionship alone has kept many a human alive through dark times. Keep an eye on their mental health, though. A partner who has lost his/her head is worse than no partner at all.

For movement, nothing beats a bicycle. They're silent and manuverable, and properly outfitted, they can carry a medium load. They're also very efficient, allowing a human to cover upwards of 70 miles in a day. They're also easily repairable, which is good, because you're going to be on the run for a while.

If you can carry it, a rifle will be useful, so long as you know how to shoot it. It allows you to neutralize threats long before they get close enough to endanger you. The noise will draw attention, but if you're on the move, you should be able to leave the area quickly. For every-day zombie killing, a machete is weapon numero uno. It's long enough to keep a small amount of distance between you and the zombie, and as anyone who has ever used a scary-sharp knife can attest, they're fucking dangerous. Sever the head or destroy the brain? Check. Keep it sharp; you don't want to have to make more than one cut. A grenade can be useful both as a distraction and a weapon, god forbit you should have to use one.

Dehydration and physical fatigue are going to be your enemies. The ability to purify water easily cannot be underestimated. Tablets and portable filtration systems are preferred, as they're portable, but remember to carry water if you can. One can go without food for days, but no water will kill you quick. Staying as physically healthy as possible will extend your survival, and this means sleep. Your body will need time to repair itself, and sleep deprivation is terrible for cognitive performance.

As far as medicine goes, non-narcotic analgesics are your best friends. Morphine isn't useful unless you're REALLY injured, in which case you're probably already fucked. Otherwise, it's just dulling your senses. You're going to get a lot of cuts and scrapes, and you're not going to be keeping terribly clean, so a healthy supply of antibiotics will go far to make sure that you don't die from an infection. Before penicillin, this used to happen a lot, so don't scoff. Stimulants like amphetamine and methamphetamine can allow you to continue on in emergency situations where there isn't time to stop and rest. Just be aware that the boost of energy isn't free, and you'll have to make it up later.

Islands aren't *necessarily* safe, because zombies can walk underwater, but a properly-fortified island can offer many times the safety of a land-based hideout. With an escape boat nearby, there's a chance to avoid death. Mines and early-warning systems might be able to buy you the time you need to escape. Wherever you decide to hole up, make sure you have the supplies you'll need before you settle in, and an exit strategy if things start to go pear-shaped

The most important thing is to maintain a feeling of hope. Since the beginning of time, simple hope has kept people alive far past the point that they should have died, and the zombie apocalypse is no different. You've got to cling to whatever it is that helps you believe in a better tomorrow, no matter how improbable it seems. Once that spark of hope dies, your death is inevitable. While hope still lives, though, even among the undead, you will live...
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on October 21, 2012, 03:44 pm
Good post thesearstower. Hope and antibiotics, two really important things to add to the list. Oh, and a bike as well.

I'm getting excited, I almost wish there was a zombie apocalypse, then I could go round kicking ass and chewing gum... and I'm all out of gum. 8)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 21, 2012, 05:48 pm
When the zombies come, you're going to have to move. If you think that you're going to be able so stage some sort of last-stand type bullshit anywhere near a populated area, you're in for trouble. Your ammo or your food or (more likely) your resolve will wear down after 2 weeks of 24/7 zombie killing. Shit gets boring, and when you're bored you make mistakes. And when you make mistakes....game over.

Find someone to partner up with. Another pair of eyes and ears and fighting hands means twice as much protection from the undead. Loneliness can be a killer, and simple companionship alone has kept many a human alive through dark times. Keep an eye on their mental health, though. A partner who has lost his/her head is worse than no partner at all.

For movement, nothing beats a bicycle. They're silent and manuverable, and properly outfitted, they can carry a medium load. They're also very efficient, allowing a human to cover upwards of 70 miles in a day. They're also easily repairable, which is good, because you're going to be on the run for a while.

If you can carry it, a rifle will be useful, so long as you know how to shoot it. It allows you to neutralize threats long before they get close enough to endanger you. The noise will draw attention, but if you're on the move, you should be able to leave the area quickly. For every-day zombie killing, a machete is weapon numero uno. It's long enough to keep a small amount of distance between you and the zombie, and as anyone who has ever used a scary-sharp knife can attest, they're fucking dangerous. Sever the head or destroy the brain? Check. Keep it sharp; you don't want to have to make more than one cut. A grenade can be useful both as a distraction and a weapon, god forbit you should have to use one.

Dehydration and physical fatigue are going to be your enemies. The ability to purify water easily cannot be underestimated. Tablets and portable filtration systems are preferred, as they're portable, but remember to carry water if you can. One can go without food for days, but no water will kill you quick. Staying as physically healthy as possible will extend your survival, and this means sleep. Your body will need time to repair itself, and sleep deprivation is terrible for cognitive performance.

As far as medicine goes, non-narcotic analgesics are your best friends. Morphine isn't useful unless you're REALLY injured, in which case you're probably already fucked. Otherwise, it's just dulling your senses. You're going to get a lot of cuts and scrapes, and you're not going to be keeping terribly clean, so a healthy supply of antibiotics will go far to make sure that you don't die from an infection. Before penicillin, this used to happen a lot, so don't scoff. Stimulants like amphetamine and methamphetamine can allow you to continue on in emergency situations where there isn't time to stop and rest. Just be aware that the boost of energy isn't free, and you'll have to make it up later.

Islands aren't *necessarily* safe, because zombies can walk underwater, but a properly-fortified island can offer many times the safety of a land-based hideout. With an escape boat nearby, there's a chance to avoid death. Mines and early-warning systems might be able to buy you the time you need to escape. Wherever you decide to hole up, make sure you have the supplies you'll need before you settle in, and an exit strategy if things start to go pear-shaped

The most important thing is to maintain a feeling of hope. Since the beginning of time, simple hope has kept people alive far past the point that they should have died, and the zombie apocalypse is no different. You've got to cling to whatever it is that helps you believe in a better tomorrow, no matter how improbable it seems. Once that spark of hope dies, your death is inevitable. While hope still lives, though, even among the undead, you will live...


Right, I've decided on my plan. At the first sign of the zombie apocalypse, I'm hooking up with thesearstower an' rollin' with his plan.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on October 21, 2012, 05:55 pm
Cheers Ahoyhoy, just leave your old buddy Zen to fight for himself, don't come crying to me when you've run out of drugs and thesearstower has done a runner whilst you slept because he was starting to see the first signs of madness in you! :P
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Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 21, 2012, 06:10 pm
Cheers Ahoyhoy, just leave your old buddy Zen to fight for himself, don't come crying to me when you've run out of drugs and thesearstower has done a runner whilst you slept because he was starting to see the first sings of madness in you! :P


When them sirens ring it's every girl for herself. In a zombie apocalypse I only got one friend and that's Ahoyhoy.

Oh, and thesearstower of course.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: kitkat82 on October 21, 2012, 06:23 pm
Lots of Peanut Butter and bottled/Jugs of water.  Lasts forever and you can eat only PB and get all you need to survive.

If I could just get a nice army tank to hole up in I think I would do ok.

And a bunch of opiates...so if I do have to die at least it won't hurt too much.

Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 21, 2012, 06:37 pm


Note to self:..... In event of zombie apocalypse contact 'thesearstower' and buy up shares in Sunpat.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Gavacho22 on October 22, 2012, 12:36 am
However, I would respectfully disagree on the effectiveness of the suppressed weapon...a suppressed .22 can be pretty darn quiet.  Even a H&K MP5-SD in 9mm with subsonic is very quiet...

And yes, Walking Dead rocks
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Lucius Luv on October 22, 2012, 03:14 am
It's full fucking go..  weapon of choice is a magnum 357 with hollow point bullets.  my only goal when surrounded by the undead is to kill kill kill..  then get the fuck out of there.   you guys' can have fun running around the cities and whatnot, but first sign of the t virus, i' have plans to head to the countryside. deep country, in which i can travel further into deep forest, the further the better.  I'll live off the land.

when running around stealth, instruments like golf clubs, cross bows, long swords, or fire place pokers will dampen loud noise of gun blasts. from there on out, life should be pretty simple..  i'll def. make once monthly trip to the city in search of drug stashes and undead women.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 22, 2012, 06:06 pm
Question....Could you catch the zombie virus by fucking a zombie chick?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: kitkat82 on October 23, 2012, 02:00 am
Question....Could you catch the zombie virus by fucking a zombie chick?

Yep.  It's transmitted through saliva and other bodily fluids.  I wonder what the scientific name of the virus is?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 23, 2012, 07:01 pm
Question....Could you catch the zombie virus by fucking a zombie chick?

Yep.  It's transmitted through saliva and other bodily fluids.  I wonder what the scientific name of the virus is?

Damn. Imagine how dirty you could be with a zombie.

She'd need to be in the very fuckin' early stages of decomposition though. Rotting flesh is a real passion killer....so I hear.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: bigdaddy5150 on October 23, 2012, 07:28 pm
I have given this a moderate amount of thought, and I feel like I'd be better off than most people.

Thank God I live in the South. My family has a gun closet full of shotguns and hunting rifles, as well as a few handguns. I would load up everything I can fit into my 4Runner and head for our farm in south TN. Not a huge farm, but enough to support my extended family and whoever else makes it out of the urban areas. Our farm is ~500 acres and has a locked gate with minimal defensive barriers. The gate would be fortified and all of the available land would be used for crops/cattle (we have about 200 meat cows, so steak is on the menu). We also manufacture treestands so assuming zombies can't climb trees, we would have our last line of defense. I would also ransack a library/college bookstore for engineering textbooks, I believe that a mechanical engineer with practical experience could build a crude generator with the right supplies. I hope it never happens but part of me wants to know just how prepared I would be.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: gracevan3569 on October 23, 2012, 09:14 pm
A fun topic to think about for sure.  I do it a lot, mostly in preparation for the real downfall of society - whatever fucked up shit that happens to be.

Like a couple of people have mentioned, thankfully I am from the American South where we all have a fuck ton of guns and ammo (we're all rednecks, joking...kinda).  I'm a avid hunter, outdoors-man and often prefer stalking around the woods looking for something to kill than talk to people all day. I'm already a little prepared, so here is my plan:

What I have currently: All of which is legal for you LE's out there.

30/06 (high powered hunting rifle) 200 rounds: not good for zombies, unless you want to shoot them from far away (could be fun), but essential for killing food.

AR-15 (high-powered "assault" rifle) 500 rounds: It's not really an assault rifle bc it's semi-auto, but good for clearing shit out at closer range. More for people than zombie, bc it's loud.

Pump action 12-guage shotgun 500 rounds: This is what America looks like, a good 'ole shotgun.  Loud as hell, but in a pinch can clear you some space. More importantly this is a hunting gun - birds of all kind, deer, small game, etc.  A must for any hunter.

9mm semi-auto handgun 1000 rounds: A reliable handgun for personal protection. Enough said.

.357 revolver 500 rounds: Again, a reliable handgun that packs a huge punch. Fun to shoot at the range.

.22 rifle 1000 rounds: THIS is my firearm of choice for zombies.  You can attach high capacity magazine, use sub-sonic ammo that is quiet and it is light and super easy to fire.  You can take out numerous targets with relative ease.  I agree that quiet is better, but if you must use firearms, this is it.

Machete: This would also be my primary weapon against zombies.  It is noiseless, tough and has enough length to keep some safe distance.  Like I said, I am a hunter and use this to clear blinds, etc.

Ka-Bar Marine Knife: Also a good killing weapon.  Long, thick blade. Won't break and deadly close.  I use this for wild boar hunting.

Dry goods Stores: Between myself and my family, we keep a solid couple of months worth of food stores on hand.  In case of zombie outbreak, we have enough to keep us going until we get were we need to be.

Now, the plan is to gather with my family and begin collecting what we need to get on the move as soon as shit goes down.  In the first few days it will be chaos, so we fortify our position and make ready to move. Once most of the panicing masses are dead or gone, we load up our vehicles and move to one of our friends places who live in a rural area to meet up with others.  Being in a rural area will provide us time to get situated, collect fellow survivors, take stock and hunt for meat if needed.  Because there is little human population, we may take the time to truly asses what is going on.  Shit, we may even decide to fortify that position and stay put.

However, I believe eventually the zombie masses will begin to move out of the city(s) and spread out, thus making even rural areas dangerous.  Our next move is up into the mountains. Because most of my group consists of hunters and outdoors types, we can hunt for food, live off the land and set-up reasonably comfortable arrangements in places zombie are unlikely to be able to access.  We would look for cabins, high in the mountain ranges (zombies cannot climb steep hills) and begin to set up farming and other living arrangements.  Even if the hordes migrated through mountain roads, we would be far enough removed from those primary roads, that we would not be touched.  If, for some reason, our primary living area was compromised, we would have secondary camping retreats higher up to move to.  We already know of a number of paths in our region where I spent many, many nights hiking and camping high up in the mountains.

If everything went well, we may begin to recruit survivors to build a militia and systematically take back some parts of civilization. If not, F it.  We will be OK.

Fun to think about, and seriously important to prepare.  If you think supplies will be plentiful after...you are wrong.  Every other crazy ass out there will be scrounging too.  You'll have to kill them to get what you need and kill them to protect what you have.



 


Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: blueveil on October 29, 2012, 01:34 am
buddy just finished my quadcopter UAV with a 2 hour life and lots of extra batteries, it can be ran in a pattern watching areas 24/7 and with an upgrade were doing, I wan have a station made with a cable for electricity and solar panels that can run defensive recon at all times and I am picking up thermal gear for it soon.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: armyofdarkness on October 29, 2012, 05:14 am
my plans primarily involves me surrounding myself with people who run much slower than me.
 :P
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 30, 2012, 02:32 am
my plans primarily involves me surrounding myself with people who run much slower than me.
 :P


No need. If there's one thing zombies aint known for it's their pace.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: GiveUsSome on October 30, 2012, 03:13 am
my plans primarily involves me surrounding myself with people who run much slower than me.
 :P


No need. If there's one thing zombies aint known for it's their pace.

Unless they are 28days later zombies. those mother fuckers are fast.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 30, 2012, 05:46 pm
If ever the rage virus broke out and 28 days-type zombies started rampaging about ld be takin a gun to my head. Worse still would be those viscious motherfuckers from l am Legend.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: blueveil on October 31, 2012, 12:49 am
If ever the rage virus broke out and 28 days-type zombies started rampaging about ld be takin a gun to my head. Worse still would be those viscious motherfuckers from l am Legend.
28 is the only way things would be sporting..... if they were old school then melee would be enough in 9/10 scenarios
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: tommygun on October 31, 2012, 01:05 am
, I mean who the fuck doesn't like to burn stuff? And guess what bitches, it's the Zombie Apocalypse and that means you can set fire to that fucking douche bag next door neighbour of yours because that cunt's been bitten and he's jeopardising your existence.

Lol at this :) The walking dead rocks, crossbow seems like a pretty good weapon of choice, coupled with short range melee weapon.
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Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: jtemp102311 on October 31, 2012, 02:56 am
See that's the beauty of my method. You just get so coked out your face you keep going till your heart stops and just enjoy the strippers and violence until that occurs. Everyone wins.

HAHA .
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on October 31, 2012, 04:18 am
We'd be fucked in the UK. Distinct lack of weapons such as guns and crossbows. The USA would be the place to be. Amongst those crazy survivalists.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: kitkat82 on November 07, 2012, 08:29 am
If ever the rage virus broke out and 28 days-type zombies started rampaging about ld be takin a gun to my head. Worse still would be those viscious motherfuckers from l am Legend.

Oh God...that movie gave me PTSD.  I swear it did!  Poor puppy....the whole thing ACK!

Man, there is no way me or any of my family would make it.  Unless I managed to get to Alabama with some deer hunters and convinced them to help us.  We have no guns or weapons, very anti gun in the house.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Post by: tommygun on November 09, 2012, 01:43 am
Plan to have to deal with the emotional trauma of killing zombie Friends and Family  They are no longer people, get over it..  :o