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Title: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: StExo on May 11, 2012, 01:00 pm
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Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: Meister on May 11, 2012, 01:19 pm
They are 99% fake. The only real one is TheDebtCollector, for 20btc he'll suit up, grab a baseball bat, show up at the door, open it, sit down at the computer, lay his bat down, and send some very strongly worded emails and threats to anyone you like. For 25btc he'll even send them a PM or 2.
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: Raoul Duke on May 11, 2012, 01:21 pm
They are 99% fake. The only real one is TheDebtCollector, for 20btc he'll suit up, grab a baseball bat, show up at the door, open it, sit down at the computer, lay his bat down, and send some very strongly worded emails and threats to anyone you like. For 25btc he'll even send them a PM or 2.

;D
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: Limetless on May 11, 2012, 01:27 pm
Yeah they are mostly E-block scammers looking to strip you of your cheddar.
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: danknugsdun on May 11, 2012, 01:58 pm
You can buy guns, ebooks and advice from people all over the onions for much much cheaper.

Then you can even tell if the job is done.
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 03:06 pm
i would be willing to bet those hitman ads, are put out by the fbi, so they can come get you for conspiracy to commit murder.  they ask you for all the personal info on the target you have.  name, address, habits.  then they ask for half the coin up front.  i would assume they would go to your target, ask them who would hate them enough to hire a hitman,and then your target would finger you.  and since you're too pussy to do your own wetwork, you would fold under pressure, and let some shit private pretender plead you out to a shorter sentence, for your cooperation in bringing down what ever site you found them on, by testifying such ads are allowed on said board.

stay away from that shit.
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: Limetless on May 11, 2012, 03:11 pm
i would be willing to bet those hitman ads, are put out by the fbi, so they can come get you for conspiracy to commit murder.  they ask you for all the personal info on the target you have.  name, address, habits.  then they ask for half the coin up front.  i would assume they would go to your target, ask them who would hate them enough to hire a hitman,and then your target would finger you.  and since you're too pussy to do your own wetwork, you would fold under pressure, and let some shit private pretender plead you out to a shorter sentence, for your cooperation in bringing down what ever site you found them on, by testifying such ads are allowed on said board.

stay away from that shit.

Yeah exactly. This is why I decided after the fact that BMR is a shit website anyway I didn't want to be there because of all the death-jobs posted on there. They have about 7 on there now and I can't be fucked with going near that. It's shady as shit. And the owner of the site is an angry vagina.
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 03:14 pm
i took a look around that site, after seeing you and someone else talking about it last week. it looked pretty shotty.  i think i'll stick to this neck of the woods.
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 03:29 pm
They are 99% fake. The only real one is TheDebtCollector, for 20btc he'll suit up, grab a baseball bat, show up at the door, open it, sit down at the computer, lay his bat down, and send some very strongly worded emails and threats to anyone you like. For 25btc he'll even send them a PM or 2.

with this thought, and my new goal of reaching 100 negative karma points in the next month, i would like to undercut the debt collector's fee.  for the low low price of 2btc, i will go slander anyone, in any thread you wish.  i however will not troll their thread, pointless arguing is not my thing.  but i will post up to 3 very hateful, slanderous posts in said thread, for 2btc. 

Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: Meister on May 11, 2012, 03:36 pm
They are 99% fake. The only real one is TheDebtCollector, for 20btc he'll suit up, grab a baseball bat, show up at the door, open it, sit down at the computer, lay his bat down, and send some very strongly worded emails and threats to anyone you like. For 25btc he'll even send them a PM or 2.

with this thought, and my new goal of reaching 100 negative karma points in the next month, i would like to undercut the debt collector's fee.  for the low low price of 2btc, i will go slander anyone, in any thread you wish.  i however will not troll their thread, pointless arguing is not my thing.  but i will post up to 3 very hateful, slanderous posts in said thread, for 2btc.

Lol! A new market, the digital hitman. Hashtag their names to scandalous rumors, setup fake facebook pages, sign them up to gay porn newsletters, submit their phone numbers to 'enquire about a sale' websites, order pizza and chinese to their address for the awkward 'I'm not paying for that...' conversation (I have done this before but felt bad about the delivery guy lol), set up their profiles and pics to Match.com, PlentyofFish, and other dating websites, setup craigslist ads with their phone number for dating, selling extremely cheap furniture, grass cutting jobs, etc.

I'm having too much fun with this so I'll let it go.
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 03:47 pm
i'm actually about to do some of those same things to my dad's gf's ex husband.  i just got his email address.  i'm going to start with free daily porn.  gay, shemale, bestiality, ect.  hopefully it's the same email he uses as his fb login.  if so i'll break and change his password, and then "come out of the closet" to his family and friends.  and that's just the tip of the iceberg. 
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: Meister on May 11, 2012, 03:55 pm
The craigslist ads are the best, I put up ads for grass cutting for $25 any size yard, a mahogany dining table for $400 (not so cheap to cause suspicion), and single white female dating ad all with my neighbors phone number (he reported me to the home owners association because a tree in our yard had branches protruding over our property line).

I could see they were removed later that night, so he was onto the play, but I reposted them on nearby cities craigslists and a backpage ad for topless massages.
Title: Re: Hitmen? For real?....
Post by: blahftw on May 11, 2012, 04:15 pm
The craigslist ads are the best, I put up ads for grass cutting for $25 any size yard, a mahogany dining table for $400 (not so cheap to cause suspicion), and single white female dating ad all with my neighbors phone number (he reported me to the home owners association because a tree in our yard had branches protruding over our property line).

I could see they were removed later that night, so he was onto the play, but I reposted them on nearby cities craigslists and a backpage ad for topless massages.

hahaha, awesome.  it just reminds me of the movie hackers.  where crash and burn go head to head to see who could fuck with the cop the worst.  it can be quite entertaining.