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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: ~shabang~ on October 26, 2011, 08:47 pm
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I really mean it. Fuck nomad bloodbath, DigitalAlch and ChronicPain.
Seriously, sometimes those guys are such fucking dickheads, it really pisses me off.
I hope those assholes end up drinking and partying too much and puking all over themselves.
And I'm sure I'm not the only one that wants to see those lick-spittle cretins writhing in a pool of their own vomit, dropping their spliff roach in the toilet as they lean over it, swearing they'll never drink again. Can't you just picture them awaking the next day, or perhaps 'coming too' would be a more accurate description, with grit in their eyes, the neighbors cat sleeping in their mouth, all the while their walnut-sized brains attempt to rhythmically burst through their thick skulls, while their apoplectic livers attempt to trade places with their bleeding spleens. *sigh*
So come now; can you feel my dream, can you imagine its power, and don't you want to make it your dream too?
I mean, don't you want to see those useless smegma-stains fucking suffer!
To assist in fulfilling this dream, I've just sent ChronicPain and DigitalAlch $25 each, and because I *really* want nomad bloodbath to retch, cause he's here way more than the other guys and therefore is way more fucking annoying, he's got $50.
But I'm not stopping there, I want to make sure those shit eating sonofabitches rue the very day they started modding here.
So to further my diabolical plan, I'll match dollar for dollar, up to $100, everyone who makes a confirmed similar payment to assist in the furtherance of my sinister dream. Simply skip over to SR and send some soon to be pain-causing bitcoins to their accounts, and then drop back here and post about it, and I'll gleefully curse them under my breath as I match your payment.
If you haven't got the BTC today, at least show your support for my dream and come in the thread and pledge something for the future. It doesn't have to be a big amount, as every little bit helps. Make it 0.1 BTC and call out their resemblance to syphilitic baboons, drop a whole bitcoin and cast dispersions on their ancestry, or go big or go home and fire in 10 BTC split between them and let them have it with a profanity laced rant and what you really think of their pus-brained political leanings.
Help me show those neanderthal cock-bites what we really think of them, fucking tossers that they are.
Yeah, we'll show those wankers.
[Edit: was having problems with the goddam fucking attachment]
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I've only got about .12 BTC in my SR account right now, but I'll send it off the the motherfucking creeps right now.
I'll also pledge to send them another 1 BTC each when I transfer more funds into my account later tonight.
We'll show those fucking assholes.
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fuck fuck fuck!
ban ban ban!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I forgot to attach a screenshot last post.
I think it should be noted that there are lots of people like me who read the forums, but don't post, that feel exactly the way Shabang does.
And mito, I don't see you ponying up.
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So you're going to get revenge by giving them money?
Brilliant!
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thats was so fuckin tl;dr
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I even think that those lazy pricks would be so pissed off if some vendor send them something from his stock...esp nomad, he hate ketamine!!!
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So you're going to get revenge by giving them money?
Brilliant!
Why doncha start hatin' on me? I'm terrible! Send me money to help make me miserable!
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I agree with MacGruber. I've been using SR for months now, and posted here a couple of times and then decided I shouldn't post under the same name I buy under. I started this account about a month ago, but haven't posted because I've found what I need just by reading these forums.
And yes I'd love to see the mods regretting the previous evenings escapades, and would love to help inflict that pain on the jerks.
Mark me down for 2 bitcoins to each of the mods, will be sent from my buyers account today.
Great fucking idea Shabang.
It is interesting to see who posts here without actually reading the thread, and don't get it.
MacGruber, madamebradley and mseller get it, at least.
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I haven't had time to come over to the forum for a month and today I just happened to see this subject line and decided to read it.
Lovely, truly lovely. :D
And it's great because I know mseller and his first language isn't even English but he's got more sense for satire than a lot of the people who post here.
Truly brilliant.
If I ever make an actual profit selling products on this web site I will surely send something good to each of them to cause their most hasty demise.
This one post was enough to put a smile back on my face to go face the next 150 pm's asking if their order shipped today. I wonder if the fact that answering those pm's prevents me from getting around to sending out shipping confirmations until midnight ever enters.....nah....never mind.
You all have fun here. Oh, and it's "aspersions" unless you really just want their ancestors spread out dramatically in some fashion all over the globe. hahaha! JK, gotta get mine in too! :o
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And I'm sure I'm not the only one that wants to see those lick-spittle cretins writhing in a pool of their own vomit, dropping their spliff roach in the toilet as they lean over it, swearing they'll never drink again. Can't you just picture them awaking the next day, or perhaps 'coming too' would be a more accurate description, with grit in their eyes, the neighbors cat sleeping in their mouth, all the while their walnut-sized brains attempt to rhythmically burst through their thick skulls, while their apoplectic livers attempt to trade places with their bleeding spleens. *sigh*
LMFAO.... that sounds like an awesome night in
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Gets my vote for best attention-getting title ever!
Yeah, mods: SR put most oldtimers who weren't too fried around here to *work*...hahaha.... me, I just get to talk shit, sniff glue, and wait on the mail ;)
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got my attention... well done :)
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Here's the confirmation for my kill the fucking annoying mods with kindness fund, 6 BTC in total.
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:)
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Does last night count?? :)
Shit...can't figure out how do do a screenshot attachment.....
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send to nomad bloodbath(100) ฿-3.00 ฿0.70 October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm UTC
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Yeah,
This lot is the typical ham-fisted arrogant bunch of internet asshole moderators. Always quick to show you that they are part of the "ivory-tower" staff and the rest of the members are mere "mundanes". We all offer this pack of site moderators the 3 finger salute. (No, no don't feel so damned proud!! Read between the lines you dim-bulbs).
I offer this pack of slavering dimbulb 3 btc each. Not to get blasted with, but to go out and perhaps purchase that wonderful new invention. Soap. (Not enough time to discuss the massive failings of these guy's personal hygiene) I'll post the screen shot later.
Now...{you know i am both smithers and Dinozzo i also have 2 more names recently in the headlines of the Silk Road Forums}
Just curious here Shabang, but is it maybe, somewhat remotely, perhaps slightly possible that you are somewhat "punctuationally" challenged these days as compared to perhaps an internet lifetime ago? Idle curiosity only, not important. 8)
Smithers
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Screenshot as promised.
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man I used to NB was an okay joe, but he just told me he had a Cannabis Cup??
Dude you have a cannabis cup yet you sit on the net all day as a forum mod for no money?
OOOkay....
You might be surprised at some of the characters present here. Punctuationally challenged or no. (well that one is a maybe)
Assume nothing. Reality is always somewhat surreal.
Smithers.
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Oh lol, We love them Mods. 8)
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brilliant
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This is a fucking scam. Shabang hasn't sent anyone shit. And good luck getting him to honor his match. Hes laughing at you fools for making donations.
Why the fuck would anyone give the mod-pricks a hundredth of a bitcion is beyond me.
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This is a fucking scam. Shabang hasn't sent anyone shit. And good luck getting him to honor his match. Hes laughing at you fools for making donations.
Why the fuck would anyone give the mod-pricks a hundredth of a bitcion is beyond me.
lol
get a load of this asshole!
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Fuck that under mod too!
-RI
EDIT: Because he's a straight up ass nugger.
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I certainly think we can all agree the mods here are a bunch of poopy-heads, if you'll excuse the profanity. 8)
I sent my donation to the destroy the mods fund last night, but haven't been able to get the forums to load for the last few hours to post.
Just curious here Shabang, but is it maybe, somewhat remotely, perhaps slightly possible that you are somewhat "punctuationally" challenged these days as compared to perhaps an internet lifetime ago?
I'm wondering that myself. Punctuationally challenged or not, if it really is him, I'm sure he'd remember meeting me in Amsterdam an internet lifetime ago, and again after that a couple of years later.
Or maybe it's not him. Only time will tilde.
So how about it Shabang. Is it really you?
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Hey, I ain't a Mod, but I am a dirty ol drunken bastard, so send me some cash too :D
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I certainly think we can all agree the mods here are a bunch of poopy-heads, if you'll excuse the profanity. 8)
I sent my donation to the destroy the mods fund last night, but haven't been able to get the forums to load for the last few hours to post.
Just curious here Shabang, but is it maybe, somewhat remotely, perhaps slightly possible that you are somewhat "punctuationally" challenged these days as compared to perhaps an internet lifetime ago?
I'm wondering that myself. Punctuationally challenged or not, if it really is him, I'm sure he'd remember meeting me in Amsterdam an internet lifetime ago, and again after that a couple of years later.
Or maybe it's not him. Only time will tilde.
So how about it Shabang. Is it really you?
Here's part of a PM he just sent me.
So, if you could take some fucking time outta your twinkle-toed cocksucking schedule, and assuming you can get to the forums, it would be absolutely *swell* if you could let me know who and how much has been pledged/donated. I'm on a plane in about 12 hours, and I'd like to make sure it's done before I go away for a few days.
Take care,
~s~
Does that sound like Shabang or what?
I'm out of here you bunch of heathens, nomad. >:\
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I'm not sure whats going on in this thread. From everything i've seen on here the mod's do what they can to keep us safe. Either way, i support the donations :]
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Nothing nice to say.....
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What a great thread :)
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I don't even...
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lol wut
i'd kiss your account on SR goodbye if you wish to keep this post up.
:) have a nice day
I can tell you haven't read the post:p
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Fuck that under mod too!
-RI
EDIT: Because he's a straight up ass nugger.
lol nugger hahaahhaaa
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Haha, coming back to this really brightened my day. Thank you everyone.
Loving you all,
DigitalAlch
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You all have fun here. Oh, and it's "aspersions" unless you really just want their ancestors spread out dramatically in some fashion all over the globe. hahaha! JK, gotta get mine in too! :o
this made me lol.
Oh and something smells fishy here. maybe a little social engineering?
Or has that already been pointed out and my drug addled brain just recently grasped it?
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I'd just like to say that good things came of me donating to the mods here.
A couple of hours ago, due to a thread I was involved in here, I decided to finally pull the trigger and purchase a vendor account.
Of course, because I had donated 6 BTC to the mods the other day I didn't have enough fundage in my account to make the purchase. So, I fired up my bitcoin wallet and transferred additional funds into my account, and then sat around tapping my toes, waiting for them to arrive at Silk Road.
Like I said, that was about 2 hours ago, and BTC was at $3.19 at the time. When I came back 2 hours later not only had my transfer arrived, but BTC was at $3.82! (See the attached image for the Mt. Gox graph showing the dramatic and sudden rise.)
So, because I had donated to the mods and therefore delayed grabbing a vendors account by 2 hours, I actually saved over 8 BTC!
Plus, I'm pretty sure my penis is a little bit bigger too! 8)