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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: National Direct on April 26, 2013, 06:05 am

Title: A Camel Named...
Post by: National Direct on April 26, 2013, 06:05 am
Everybody knows the green camel that delivers the goods from the Road, but how does a camel manage to remain anonymous, when there are humans that can't figure out PGP. Those camels have brains under those humps. Slow, steady and calm, that motherfucking camel delivers shit all day and all night, and we don't even raise a glass, bong, needle, or pipe in it's honour. Shameful  :'(!

This thread is where the unidentified camel gets props and some cool names from the people that use his services.
It's in the shipping forum because the camel runs the shipping part of SR!

What do you think the camel should be named? should it remain anonymous? Or should we find his private key and get down to the bottom of it. I bet it's an international vendor.


To that, I Raise a glass, shoot smack, and pack a few bong loads... To the camel!


My name suggestion: Camelidless [cam-el-id-liss], the Goddess of Anonymity and Protector of ancient encrypted Hieroglyphs (needs protection cuz it's only 16-bit encryption) :P But that name sucks, so post your ideas here!
Title: Re: A Camel Named...
Post by: Jack N Hoff on April 26, 2013, 06:10 am
This is the shipping section...
Title: Re: A Camel Named...
Post by: SelfSovereignty on April 26, 2013, 06:12 am
Actually, that's a really cute idea.  I support that.  The fucking thing's basically a mascot, why doesn't it have a name?

... but yeah, I have no idea why this is in the shipping section... or really wtf you're saying for half your post, to be totally honest.  Still, kudos and all :)
Title: Re: A Camel Named...
Post by: National Direct on April 26, 2013, 06:27 am
haha I put it in the shipping section first off to get attention from people wondering why it's here, and secondly because it reresents the old method of delivery on the real silk road. Those camels can carry half a ton of your favorite shit, and have some waterskins to wash it down.

If any mods feel this post to be out of place please don't delete it and move it to off-topic  ;)
Title: Re: A Camel Named...
Post by: SelfSovereignty on April 26, 2013, 06:43 am
Oookay... well I vote Casey.  Why?  Casey the Camel.  Or in CamelCase, CaseyCamel.  ... bad programming joke.
Title: Re: A Camel Named...
Post by: National Direct on April 27, 2013, 10:30 am
Hmm it;s hard thinking of any great names combining camel and anonymity/obscurity. =\

I guess a camel's humps could represent bell curves on a avg BTC trade value over a reasonable period.
Title: Re: A Camel Named...
Post by: deivoxcarnal on April 27, 2013, 10:24 pm
if the camel is looking to remain anonymous I'm sure it would rather not have it's name divulged.

That being said:
- John/Jane Do(p)e
- REDACTED
- Pseudo Nym
- The Defendant
I'm too high for this... or actually no, I'm not high enough!
Title: Re: A Camel Named...
Post by: itsthecops on April 27, 2013, 11:05 pm
Is this like joe the camel from Camel smokes?

The camel needs a skull and crossbones on his pack, or a balaclava on its head .  Or maybe just sunglasses.  Either way, that camel needs some personality.  I thought it an animated gif one night. It was walking across the page   Haha

He looks more like a Hector.   Lets get that friggin camel smiling.