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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: TrashBox on April 01, 2013, 04:09 am
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Okay, so I don't really know if that's true (I hear rumors), but now that I have your attention FREE DRUG CONTEST!!!
Check out our new listing! DOWN WITH BOOZE!
The Anti-Alcohol W/E Party Kit w/ BG's GHB: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8358a4566b
We have 3 of these to give away :) annnnnddd Ace said something (disturbing) the other day in chat... in an SR movie seems he would want me to be played by "that hot chick from the twilight movies" uhhhhh, mmmmm, gross. NO! >:( I wanna be BLONDddddduuuhhhh... anywayzzz, this is the contest... Let's say YOU could cast this SR movie. Which famous actors/celebrities (dead or alive) would you choose to play the roles of the following SR users and WHY:
fuckingACE ::)
Me, TrashBox :P
BlueGiraffe 8) http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=110447.0
PrincessHIGH :-* http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=119840.0
(*Extra Credit*: stalk out KitKat82 and/or RonSwanson, and pick out somebody to play them, too)
If you don't know PrincessHIGH and BlueGiraffe, YOU SHOULD! Check out their threads and find out for yourself how amazing they are.... we have many good friends here, but these two are very knowledgeable and respectable (sometimes sexy :-X ) vendors that we want to get a little harmless shizz stirred with LOLzZzZz
POST ENTRIES HERE! We'll decide our favorite casts and pick 3 winners! BG's GHB is fucking awesssssommmeeee, btw. Paired with our hash it's the shizzzz and provides for posts like this...i iz stizzzzoned, y'all!... ohhh man-oh-man oh-mannnn....
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Fuck, so I have to actually do some work for this one. Not as easy as snapping a quick dick pic :-*
quick dick pic click click
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I was actually thinking of how good of a movie it would be. If i was personally directing it, it would be a fantastic film. :P
But of course we would not want a movie about SR ever to come out..maybe it will when all drugs are legalized and we will look back and laugh at how much effort we all went to.. :)
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Okay, so I don't really know if that's true (I hear rumors), but now that I have your attention FREE DRUG CONTEST!!!
I am incredibly angry you deliberately lied to us. Expect an indignant email ANY DAY NOW!!! ::)
I like the smilies lol. And I have already stalked Ron Sanwson lol! Gimme the prize! Lol, what is it actually before I win it?
Anyway, I'm eating. I'll come back after I finish my sandwich! O0
Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
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Expect an indignant email ANY DAY NOW!!! ::)
LOL ::)
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Awesome...
Trashbox, you will be played by AnnaLynne McCord
Ace will be played by James Franco...I love that dude, so hot
PrincessHigh should be played by Jessica Alba
wait.....Why the hell am I not in the movie!?
I wanna be played by someone with big tits. ScarJo works. or Amanda Seyfried...nice rack on both.
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i picture an action/ thriller.. with the occasional interbusiness extra carricular activity!! if you know what i mean?!? ;) coupled with some occasional comedy..
so..
fucking Ace- Ray Liotta
trash box- Sofia Vergara
blue girraffe- a young sean penn
Princess High- Meagan Fox
kitkat82- mila kunis
Ron Swanson- steve buscemi
now, that would be a movie i'd watch!! full of conspiracy, drug smuggling, the occasional close call.. saved by the hottie PH!! meanwhile, the sexy TB is causing an uproar with some love triangle!!
sounds good to me!! ;)
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WHAT! can i enter? no? ok i will anyway
ace - danny dyer just because anything with him is funny as shit and you can't make a drug movie without danny dyer
trash - kristen bell because i'm a bit in love with her, she's fuckin hot AND badasssss
blue giraffe - i can't think of any blue giraffes still in the acting game, might have to use cgi
princess - a really polite and helpful ghost whisperer style jennifer love hewitt
kitkat - stana katic, need say no more <3
this is the hottest movie now and i haven't even though about drugs yet. i'd have to be someone fit to be in with a chance with that lot ;)
and sorry but hot one from twilight? that sour faced miserable cunt? she's devoid of personality irl, i'm insulted on your behalf!
murderface why that guy lmao do i seem like an old man?!?
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WHAT! can i enter? no? ok i will anyway
ace - danny dyer just because anything with him is funny as shit and you can't make a drug movie without danny dyer
trash - kristen bell because i'm a bit in love with her, she's fuckin hot AND badasssss
blue giraffe - i can't think of any blue giraffes still in the acting game, might have to use cgi
princess - a really polite and helpful ghost whisperer style jennifer love hewitt
kitkat - stana katic, need say no more <3
this is the hottest movie now and i haven't even though about drugs yet. i'd have to be someone fit to be in with a chance with that lot ;)
and sorry but hot one from twilight? that sour faced miserable cunt? she's devoid of personality irl, i'm insulted on your behalf!
murderface why that guy lmao do i seem like an old man?!?
LMFAO
you have to be played by Emma Watson. Or the blonde girl from Game of Thrones.
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i've never seen game of thrones so i'm not sure who you mean but google image searching it did reinforce my reasons for not watching hahaha
emma watson i quite liked in the perks of being a wallflower actually. and harry potter of course! we'd have to get her to take some backwards elocution lessons because her accent is far too posh lol :D
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i picture an action/ thriller.. with the occasional interbusiness extra carricular activity!! if you know what i mean?!?
TB, have you been spilling secrets again?..
:P
ACE
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and sorry but hot one from twilight? that sour faced miserable cunt? she's devoid of personality irl, i'm insulted on your behalf!
I don't understand why people don't like her; I have no clue what she's like in person, but in the movie, she's fucking adorable. Not TB adorable, but you know -- still adorable ::)
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i've never seen twilight or read it or you know gone anywhere near it but i saw her on a chat show (graham norton) and she was the second dullest guest he's ever had (first being usher) and she wouldn't crack a smile for shit. she was promoting that snow white movie and just had fuck all to say about anything she just seemed really pissed off at having to be there. just the least charismatic public persona i guess, came across cold as ice.
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TB, have you been spilling secrets again?..
:P
ACE
Yeah... me ::) ... between the two of us I'M not the one with the BIG MOUTH... take a looksy at your last like 15 posts and then decide who the "secret spiller" is... jeesussss
and sorry but hot one from twilight? that sour faced miserable cunt? she's devoid of personality irl, i'm insulted on your behalf!
TY for validating my outrage. i think that whole 'devoid of personality' thing works in her favor, tho... and that pisses me off the most. Shitt, she can cheat on her damn bf all she wants, I DON'T CARE.... but, the awkward, nail-biting, "um-um-uhhh-what. who me? oh, no.. I'm innocent" BS PISSES ME OFFFF... I know it's the fucking terrible writing, but ughhh. she should have turned down the role. I would rather see her as the lame chick in 50 shades. at least then I get to see her tied up and punished a bit (i have only seen the first twilight movie, so maybe i missed the hot sex scenes?). Also, ACE and SS seem to have a crush on her, so now I'm even more outraged >:(
I don't understand why people don't like her; I have no clue what she's like in person, but in the movie, she's fucking adorable. Not TB adorable, but you know -- still adorable ::)
I don't know what you mean about that last part but I like it.... and I really hope you enter this contest.
also, you said "in the movie"... in twilight? you saw that shizz? LOL!!! I liked her from indie films before this twilight bs ruined her for me. I actually like vampire stufffss, too. Well, like Ann Rice stuff, and True Blood. I'd much rather be SOOKIE. .. mmmmm Anna Paquin. I love that little gap in her front teeth. She be all like "FUCK Y'ALL and your invisalign! My shizz iz rizzz, YO" Also, OMG, SS, you can be played by Alexander Skarsssgarddddd mmmmm......ahhhhh, and now this is turning into my movie... so, moving on.....
I won't comment on the entries.. only non-entries, haha... so fair is fair... enter away!! I think we will have to do more contests like this... using different forum members each time... ongoing, hehehehehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! I have someone in mind for MurderFace already 8)
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Princess High: Charlotte Riley (With a cockney accent) She was awesome in "The take" series.
Trashbox: Thora Birch (Because Thora Birch just oozes sex, I can't explain it. I'd fill her with so much cream she could pass off as an eclair.. But that's another thread)
Fucking Ace: Adam Deacon (But more grown up and level headed, too smart for his own good kinda guy, smooth talker)
Blue Giraffe: Goldie (Played in Snatch, and is a DnB DJ. A fucking legend actually. Helped alot of artists get their quality material out there.)
Ron Swanson: A 24 year old Kelly Macdonald (from trainspotting)
KitKat82: Jodie Sweetin (from Full House, roughly 26 years old)
MC Haberdasher: Joesph Gordon-Levitt, (but more scraggly and with track marks.)
Maybe I will win something. I have always wanted to try GHB. Good luck to all.
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I have someone in mind for MurderFace already 8)
ooooooh i feel honered!! lmfao
i would LOVE to hear this one!! ;)
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soundtrack! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEg-XyY-Jqg
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I'm with muderface on the whole action/thriller thing... but I'm gonna have to go with an oldschool/throwback/retro/po-mo twist. Oh, and if I were an actor, I'd be Cary Grant. Just sayin.
fuckingACE - Clark Gable
TrashBox - Jean Harlow
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Harlow_still.jpg
BlueGiraffe - Young Harrison Ford
PrincessHIGH - Charlize Theron
I'm all about that extra credit. Get itttt.
KitKat82 - Katrina Bowden
RonSwanson - Zooey Deschanel
Here's the story:
KitKat82 (played by Katrina Bowden) and RonSwanson (played by Zooey Deschanel) are caught up in a dark conspiracy to overthrow the drug kingpin, fuckingACE (played by Clark Gable), thus taking over his operation and stealing all of his profits. His incredibly attractive security partner, TrashBox (played by Jean Harlow), vows on her life to protect fuckingACE and save him from the schemes of KitKat82 and RonSwanson. BlueGiraffe (played by young Harrison Ford) is the mastermind behind fuckingACE's new drug manufacturing techniques and is kept busy by the classy, leggy PrincessHIGH (played by Charlize Theron). This incredible cast of actors and actresses would surely keep my eyes GLUED to the screen and my mouth drooling in total admiration as the sexiest fiends of Hollywood engaged in one of the most surely dastardly plots of the year. The Silk Road.
love,
zipstyle.
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I'm with muderface on the whole action/thriller thing... but I'm gonna have to go with an oldschool/throwback/retro/po-mo twist. Oh, and if I were an actor, I'd be Cary Grant. Just sayin.
fuckingACE - Clark Gable
TrashBox - Jean Harlow
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Harlow_still.jpg
BlueGiraffe - Young Harrison Ford
PrincessHIGH - Charlize Theron
I'm all about that extra credit. Get itttt.
KitKat82 - Katrina Bowden
RonSwanson - Zooey Deschanel
Here's the story:
KitKat82 (played by Katrina Bowden) and RonSwanson (played by Zooey Deschanel) are caught up in a dark conspiracy to overthrow the drug kingpin, fuckingACE (played by Clark Gable), thus taking over his operation and stealing all of his profits. His incredibly attractive security partner, TrashBox (played by Jean Harlow), vows on her life to protect fuckingACE and save him from the schemes of KitKat82 and RonSwanson. BlueGiraffe (played by young Harrison Ford) is the mastermind behind fuckingACE's new drug manufacturing techniques and is kept busy by the classy, leggy PrincessHIGH (played by Charlize Theron). This incredible cast of actors and actresses would surely keep my eyes GLUED to the screen and my mouth drooling in total admiration as the sexiest fiends of Hollywood engaged in one of the most surely dastardly plots of the year. The Silk Road.
love,
zipstyle.
yes!! ROFLMFAO!!
alright..
contest is over..
(bows out gracefully with honor)
i fuckin love it!!
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I'm with muderface on the whole action/thriller thing... but I'm gonna have to go with an oldschool/throwback/retro/po-mo twist. Oh, and if I were an actor, I'd be Cary Grant. Just sayin.
fuckingACE - Clark Gable
TrashBox - Jean Harlow
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Harlow_still.jpg
BlueGiraffe - Young Harrison Ford
PrincessHIGH - Charlize Theron
I'm all about that extra credit. Get itttt.
KitKat82 - Katrina Bowden
RonSwanson - Zooey Deschanel
Here's the story:
KitKat82 (played by Katrina Bowden) and RonSwanson (played by Zooey Deschanel) are caught up in a dark conspiracy to overthrow the drug kingpin, fuckingACE (played by Clark Gable), thus taking over his operation and stealing all of his profits. His incredibly attractive security partner, TrashBox (played by Jean Harlow), vows on her life to protect fuckingACE and save him from the schemes of KitKat82 and RonSwanson. BlueGiraffe (played by young Harrison Ford) is the mastermind behind fuckingACE's new drug manufacturing techniques and is kept busy by the classy, leggy PrincessHIGH (played by Charlize Theron). This incredible cast of actors and actresses would surely keep my eyes GLUED to the screen and my mouth drooling in total admiration as the sexiest fiends of Hollywood engaged in one of the most surely dastardly plots of the year. The Silk Road.
love,
zipstyle.
Zip you need to share some of your winnings with me. You didn't even mention that I helped you out with that. :(
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yes!! ROFLMFAO!!
alright..
contest is over..
(bows out gracefully with honor)
i fuckin love it!!
*bows*
Thank you, thank you sir!
I'm with muderface on the whole action/thriller thing... but I'm gonna have to go with an oldschool/throwback/retro/po-mo twist. Oh, and if I were an actor, I'd be Cary Grant. Just sayin.
fuckingACE - Clark Gable
TrashBox - Jean Harlow
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Harlow_still.jpg
BlueGiraffe - Young Harrison Ford
PrincessHIGH - Charlize Theron
I'm all about that extra credit. Get itttt.
KitKat82 - Katrina Bowden
RonSwanson - Zooey Deschanel
Here's the story:
KitKat82 (played by Katrina Bowden) and RonSwanson (played by Zooey Deschanel) are caught up in a dark conspiracy to overthrow the drug kingpin, fuckingACE (played by Clark Gable), thus taking over his operation and stealing all of his profits. His incredibly attractive security partner, TrashBox (played by Jean Harlow), vows on her life to protect fuckingACE and save him from the schemes of KitKat82 and RonSwanson. BlueGiraffe (played by young Harrison Ford) is the mastermind behind fuckingACE's new drug manufacturing techniques and is kept busy by the classy, leggy PrincessHIGH (played by Charlize Theron). This incredible cast of actors and actresses would surely keep my eyes GLUED to the screen and my mouth drooling in total admiration as the sexiest fiends of Hollywood engaged in one of the most surely dastardly plots of the year. The Silk Road.
love,
zipstyle.
Zip you need to share some of your winnings with me. You didn't even mention that I helped you out with that. :(
I'll share with you when you come over for a date ;)
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I'm surprised more people didn't post in this contest! :o
Excited to see who wins...
TSC is da bomb. 8)
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zippy zip zip i want to see your dick
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fuckingace = benicio del toro
trashbox = pamela anderson
bluegiraffe = jeffrey combs
princesshigh = christina ricci
kitkat82 = demi moore
ronswanson = natalie portman
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FREE HAT!!
Blue Giraffe is part of the ACe and Trahbox team ?
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fuckingACE- ***EDIT***Ray Liotta
--- This was hard, almost chose a younger Al Pacino or Robert De Niro
TrashBox- January Jones
BlueGiraffe- Aaron Paul
PrincessHIGH- Emma Watson
KitKat82- Emma stone
RonSwanson- Benedict Cumberbatch
Storyline:
BlueGiraffe (Aaron Paul) is a up and coming American dealer in the streets of Madrid, the reason he was forced to move to Spain was due to the fact that his fiance PrincessHIGH(Emma Watson) innocently shot and killed an corrupt American police officer who was attempting to blackmail and extort her man, BlueGiraffe (Aaron Paul). PrincessHIGH is a very innocent girl who could not help but fall for the badboy ways of of her man. Eventually she ended up deeper in the game then she would ever imagine. The officer knew of his dealing in California and threatened their lives if they did not pay thousands to him each month. One day when the officer became to0 hostile with her man PrincessHIGH pulled the trigger and they fled the nation on what little they had left.
Hot on their trail is a private investigator RonSwanson (Benedict Cumberbatch) who was hired by the murdered cops wife. He has traced them to Madrid and is closing in to detain them and extraditing them to the US for prosecution. He has is own troubles however struggling with a terrible case of glaucoma, which causes his character to smoke hella buds. (unrelated) However, he might just end up saving BlueGirrafe's life.
Little does BlueGiraffe know he is impeding on someones territory who is much bigger than himself....
fuckingACE (Ray Liotta), Has ran the drug game in the streets of Madrid successfully for over two decades. His family controls the police and drug trade throughout all of central Spain and he doesn't appreciate the new guy in town (BlueGirrafe) taking all of his clients. His stunning wife, TrashBox (January Jones) is just as corrupt as he is, her family has political ties in Spain that make the pair of them untouchable. Don't let her looks fool you, as she enjoys taking out the trash... (no pun intended) Together they are truly a modern day Bonnie and Clyde but with a classy touch...
KitKat82 (Emma Stone) is a local rager. She likes to have a great time and enjoy drugs while doing so. She happens to cross paths with PrincessHIGH and BlueGiraffe & just so happens to introduce them to the scene in Madrid. She plays a vital role in keeping the pair safe from the investigator as well as the evil drug kingpin duo!
Stay tuned for more to come!
Haha damn, not too shabby!
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I'm with muderface on the whole action/thriller thing... but I'm gonna have to go with an oldschool/throwback/retro/po-mo twist. Oh, and if I were an actor, I'd be Cary Grant. Just sayin.
fuckingACE - Clark Gable
TrashBox - Jean Harlow
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Harlow_still.jpg
BlueGiraffe - Young Harrison Ford
PrincessHIGH - Charlize Theron
I'm all about that extra credit. Get itttt.
KitKat82 - Katrina Bowden
RonSwanson - Zooey Deschanel
Here's the story:
KitKat82 (played by Katrina Bowden) and RonSwanson (played by Zooey Deschanel) are caught up in a dark conspiracy to overthrow the drug kingpin, fuckingACE (played by Clark Gable), thus taking over his operation and stealing all of his profits. His incredibly attractive security partner, TrashBox (played by Jean Harlow), vows on her life to protect fuckingACE and save him from the schemes of KitKat82 and RonSwanson. BlueGiraffe (played by young Harrison Ford) is the mastermind behind fuckingACE's new drug manufacturing techniques and is kept busy by the classy, leggy PrincessHIGH (played by Charlize Theron). This incredible cast of actors and actresses would surely keep my eyes GLUED to the screen and my mouth drooling in total admiration as the sexiest fiends of Hollywood engaged in one of the most surely dastardly plots of the year. The Silk Road.
love,
zipstyle.
I like this one very much! When do rehearsals start??
Think I could be kept busy by PrincessHIGH / Charlize Theron for months ;)
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fuckingACE- ***EDIT***Ray Liotta
--- This was hard, almost chose a younger Al Pacino or Robert De Niro
TrashBox- January Jones
BlueGiraffe- Aaron Paul
PrincessHIGH- Emma Watson
KitKat82- Emma stone
RonSwanson- Benedict Cumberbatch
Storyline:
BlueGiraffe (Aaron Paul) is a up and coming American dealer in the streets of Madrid, the reason he was forced to move to Spain was due to the fact that his fiance PrincessHIGH(Emma Watson) innocently shot and killed an corrupt American police officer who was attempting to blackmail and extort her man, BlueGiraffe (Aaron Paul). PrincessHIGH is a very innocent girl who could not help but fall for the badboy ways of of her man. Eventually she ended up deeper in the game then she would ever imagine. The officer knew of his dealing in California and threatened their lives if they did not pay thousands to him each month. One day when the officer became to0 hostile with her man PrincessHIGH pulled the trigger and they fled the nation on what little they had left.
Hot on their trail is a private investigator RonSwanson (Benedict Cumberbatch) who was hired by the murdered cops wife. He has traced them to Madrid and is closing in to detain them and extraditing them to the US for prosecution. He has is own troubles however struggling with a terrible case of glaucoma, which causes his character to smoke hella buds. (unrelated) However, he might just end up saving BlueGirrafe's life.
Little does BlueGiraffe know he is impeding on someones territory who is much bigger than himself....
fuckingACE (Ray Liotta), Has ran the drug game in the streets of Madrid successfully for over two decades. His family controls the police and drug trade throughout all of central Spain and he doesn't appreciate the new guy in town (BlueGirrafe) taking all of his clients. His stunning wife, TrashBox (January Jones) is just as corrupt as he is, her family has political ties in Spain that make the pair of them untouchable. Don't let her looks fool you, as she enjoys taking out the trash... (no pun intended) Together they are truly a modern day Bonnie and Clyde but with a classy touch...
KitKat82 (Emma Stone) is a local rager. She likes to have a great time and enjoy drugs while doing so. She happens to cross paths with PrincessHIGH and BlueGiraffe & just so happens to introduce them to the scene in Madrid. She plays a vital role in keeping the pair safe from the investigator as well as the evil drug kingpin duo!
Stay tuned for more to come!
Haha damn, not too shabby!
As I get to bed PrincessHIGH again it seems :) I could def go with this one too! My lucky stars....
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I'll go something like, Limetless = Jason Statham like London
DPR = Al pacino
You = Isla Fisher on drugs
Nomad = The guy of City of God, ze pekenho.
my 2c
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I'm with muderface on the whole action/thriller thing... but I'm gonna have to go with an oldschool/throwback/retro/po-mo twist. Oh, and if I were an actor, I'd be Cary Grant. Just sayin.
fuckingACE - Clark Gable
TrashBox - Jean Harlow
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Harlow_still.jpg
BlueGiraffe - Young Harrison Ford
PrincessHIGH - Charlize Theron
I'm all about that extra credit. Get itttt.
KitKat82 - Katrina Bowden
RonSwanson - Zooey Deschanel
Here's the story:
KitKat82 (played by Katrina Bowden) and RonSwanson (played by Zooey Deschanel) are caught up in a dark conspiracy to overthrow the drug kingpin, fuckingACE (played by Clark Gable), thus taking over his operation and stealing all of his profits. His incredibly attractive security partner, TrashBox (played by Jean Harlow), vows on her life to protect fuckingACE and save him from the schemes of KitKat82 and RonSwanson. BlueGiraffe (played by young Harrison Ford) is the mastermind behind fuckingACE's new drug manufacturing techniques and is kept busy by the classy, leggy PrincessHIGH (played by Charlize Theron). This incredible cast of actors and actresses would surely keep my eyes GLUED to the screen and my mouth drooling in total admiration as the sexiest fiends of Hollywood engaged in one of the most surely dastardly plots of the year. The Silk Road.
love,
zipstyle.
I like this one very much! When do rehearsals start??
Think I could be kept busy by PrincessHIGH / Charlize Theron for months ;)
Thought you might've liked that scenario ;)
I was imagining some BG / PrincessHIGH laboratory sexytime scenes...
Should be a great time, even during rehearsals hehe 8)
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Man.. I should have come up with a story line.
You guys have some good ideas.. But what about the other end of SR.. the people in AU waiting a month for their pack, or the kids opening up their first 10 gram MDMA order from ST..
It doesn't all have to be some James Bond shit, right?
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I'm with muderface on the whole action/thriller thing... but I'm gonna have to go with an oldschool/throwback/retro/po-mo twist. Oh, and if I were an actor, I'd be Cary Grant. Just sayin.
fuckingACE - Clark Gable
TrashBox - Jean Harlow
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Harlow_still.jpg
BlueGiraffe - Young Harrison Ford
PrincessHIGH - Charlize Theron
I'm all about that extra credit. Get itttt.
KitKat82 - Katrina Bowden
RonSwanson - Zooey Deschanel
Here's the story:
KitKat82 (played by Katrina Bowden) and RonSwanson (played by Zooey Deschanel) are caught up in a dark conspiracy to overthrow the drug kingpin, fuckingACE (played by Clark Gable), thus taking over his operation and stealing all of his profits. His incredibly attractive security partner, TrashBox (played by Jean Harlow), vows on her life to protect fuckingACE and save him from the schemes of KitKat82 and RonSwanson. BlueGiraffe (played by young Harrison Ford) is the mastermind behind fuckingACE's new drug manufacturing techniques and is kept busy by the classy, leggy PrincessHIGH (played by Charlize Theron). This incredible cast of actors and actresses would surely keep my eyes GLUED to the screen and my mouth drooling in total admiration as the sexiest fiends of Hollywood engaged in one of the most surely dastardly plots of the year. The Silk Road.
love,
zipstyle.
I like this one very much! When do rehearsals start??
Think I could be kept busy by PrincessHIGH / Charlize Theron for months ;)
Well, if BG likes it, then it's good enough for me :P
So, obviously, this was a ploy to see how your freaky minds perceive us (me), so, uh..... WINNERS!!!!!!!:
*****murderface2012**** (um, why bow out when there are 3 winners?) - OMG Steve Buscemi as Ron made me LOL so hard. And Ace really liked your cast and what you said hahhahhaaaaa. Also, Sean Penn as BG is AMAZING for so many reasons :-X ....and, no, picking the hottest chick on the planet to play me did not help you win this contest :P
*****White0ut*****: bc I WANT TO BE BE BETTY DRAPER um, i meannnnn, great story line, buddy ;) The more BG and Princess hook-ups the better! mmmm, I love me some princesssaaa (where is she, anyway?). LOL at "Bonnie and Clyde with a classy touch" 8) I told you I AM FUCKING Kla$$y, bitches :P also, I was "staying tuned" all week... but, uhhhhh, anyway.......
****ZipStyle*****: of course ::)
Pgp us your addy on market. You are going to LOVE this GHB ;D ;) :P :-*
Ace and I serioussssssslyyy loved this contest (how could we not :-[ ??? :P ) and we'll def do it again using diff forum members each time! So, like Whit0ut said.. Stay tuned :P
Thanks for playing, everyone!!! :-* :-* :-*
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Well, if BG likes it, then it's good enough for me :P
So, obviously, this was a ploy to see how your freaky minds perceive us (me), so, uh..... WINNERS!!!!!!!:
*****murderface2012**** (um, why bow out when there are 3 winners?) - OMG Steve Buscemi as Ron made me LOL so hard. And Ace really liked your cast and what you said hahhahhaaaaa. Also, Sean Penn as BG is AMAZING for so many reasons :-X ....and, no, picking the hottest chick on the planet to play me did not help you win this contest :P
*****White0ut*****: bc I WANT TO BE BE BETTY DRAPER um, i meannnnn, great story line, buddy ;) The more BG and Princess hook-ups the better! mmmm, I love me some princesssaaa (where is she, anyway?). LOL at "Bonnie and Clyde with a classy touch" 8) I told you I AM FUCKING Kla$$y, bitches :P also, I was "staying tuned" all week... but, uhhhhh, anyway.......
****ZipStyle*****: of course ::)
Pgp us your addy on market. You are going to LOVE this GHB ;D ;) :P :-*
Ace and I serioussssssslyyy loved this contest (how could we not :-[ ??? :P ) and we'll def do it again using diff forum members each time! So, like Whit0ut said.. Stay tuned :P
Thanks for playing, everyone!!! :-* :-* :-*
yay 4 yays!!
i love you guys!! pm will be sent shortly!!
so, i'm hella curious as to who you'd have play da murdera :-[
i love anonomity ;D
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You guys have some good ideas.. But what about the other end of SR.. the people in AU waiting a month for their pack, or the kids opening up their first 10 gram MDMA order from ST..
It doesn't all have to be some James Bond shit, right?
James Bond? Who? never heard of him ::)
I have LOVED Thora Birch ever since I was young and she was in 'Now and Then'. She is soooooo one of my favorites! I haven't seen her in much recently, but I kinda quit watching movies when HBO and Showtime started with all these new drug shows.... I mean, shows.
Also, I want to watch a documentary on ST and his mdma... somebody get on that!
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Sorry sis and everyone, sis you didn't tell me about this, naughty girl lol! What a uber cool competition,, thank-you for honouring me with some amazing actresses, however for the film of my life, I would be playing myself as... myself, after all nobody can 'do me' better than me ;) I'd like to send £5 in Bitcoins to the three winners, please pm me your marketplace usernames :)
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Sorry sis and everyone, sis you didn't tell me about this, naughty girl lol! What a uber cool competition,, thank-you for honouring me with some amazing actresses, however for the film of my life, I would be playing myself as... myself, after all nobody can 'do me' better than me ;) I'd like to send £5 in Bitcoins to the three winners, please pm me your marketplace usernames :)
Why, hello, PrincessBTC ;) Sorry I didn't tell you :-\ I must be loosing my mind. But, umm, welcome :) and you are so sweet to send prizes hehehe... i know the guys will be SUPER STOKED!!!!
I LOVE YOU SISSY :-* :-* :-* :-*
PS: I don't think there is anyone that could 'do you' better than ME, baby ;)
OH! wait, nm... you meant... ohhhh....... :-[
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I'll go something like, Limetless = Jason Statham like London
DPR = Al pacino
You = Isla Fisher on drugs
Nomad = The guy of City of God, ze pekenho.
my 2c
I can get on board with that. 8)
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Oh and good evening PrincessHigh, how's things?
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Sorry sis and everyone, sis you didn't tell me about this, naughty girl lol! What a uber cool competition,, thank-you for honouring me with some amazing actresses, however for the film of my life, I would be playing myself as... myself, after all nobody can 'do me' better than me ;) I'd like to send £5 in Bitcoins to the three winners, please pm me your marketplace usernames :)
are you serious PH!?!
oh mylanta you are so f'n cool!!
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Sorry sis and everyone, sis you didn't tell me about this, naughty girl lol! What a uber cool competition,, thank-you for honouring me with some amazing actresses, however for the film of my life, I would be playing myself as... myself, after all nobody can 'do me' better than me ;) I'd like to send £5 in Bitcoins to the three winners, please pm me your marketplace usernames :)
are you serious PH!?!
oh mylanta you are so f'n cool!!
What he said ^
Woo! Thank you PH!
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sis you didn't tell me about this, naughty girl lol!
now I'm remembering that i linked it in your newbie thread and must have thought i told ya... my baddddd, sis!
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Congrats to the winners...
MOAR SEXY CONTESTS!!! ;D
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TB..
honey bear..
sexylicious.. oh wait, sorry ??? ::)
did someone not tell a certain ACE that random weirdos such as myself would be sending pm's?? hmmmm?? :P ;)
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TB..
honey bear..
sexylicious.. oh wait, sorry ??? ::)
did someone not tell a certain ACE that random weirdos such as myself would be sending pm's?? hmmmm?? :P ;)
random weirdos???? NO! Ace knows that random weirdos message TSC all the time. andddd he actually talks to them sometimes :P for instance, this one guy messaged us and wanted to meet up in Spain for an in-person deal ::) Ace suspected he was LE so told the guy to meet us at some address at midnight the next day :o I was like "ACE WTF??" ,and, like usual, Ace just laughed at me ::)
Turns out he gave him the addy of a police station ;D LOLzzZZzzZZZzzzz HE CRAY!
But, uhh, murderfacey-poo... amidst all the excitement of this thread's stories/scenarios/porn/movies I might have forgotten to tell him that our favorite forum friends (fff) would be PMing asking for their prizes :-[ You would THINK i could remember that part DUH... maybe he really did just hire me for booby listing and avatar pics, and NOT for my communication skillzzz :-\ hmmm
PS: THX for calling me out, homie :P
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fucking Ace- Edward James Olmos
trash box- Tricia Heffer
blue girraffe- Jonny Depp
Princess High- Mila Kunis
kitkat82- Blake Lively
Ron Swanson- Micheal C. Hall
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fucking Ace- Edward James Olmos
trash box- Tricia Heffer
blue girraffe- Jonny Depp
Princess High- Mila Kunis
kitkat82- Blake Lively
Ron Swanson- Micheal C. Hall
DanDanTheIceCreamMan - Will Ferrell
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Princess High: Karen Gillan because red heads are awesome.
Trashbox: Candice Accola because she is absolutely stunning.
Fucking Ace: Edward Norton
Blue Giraffe: Brad Pitt just so there can be an unexpected twist whereby you find Blue Giraffe and Fucking Ace are never online at the same time...
Ron Swanson: Emma Thompson - she was good in Love Actually, in fact Love Actually was just a superb film full stop.
KitKat82: Natalie Portman - good actress and beautiful.
The plot follows our characters as they are sucked into what seems at first to be an intriguing and exciting world of sex and drugs. But things take a dark turn as an unexpected twist reveals itself.
"The script looks to have been put together by a 14 year old boy - there is next to no plot-line and seems to be just an excuse to get as many attractive women naked as possible - 5/5 stars" - The Sun
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Princess High: Karen Gillan because red heads are awesome.
Trashbox: Candice Accola because she is absolutely stunning.
Fucking Ace: Edward Norton
Blue Giraffe: Brad Pitt just so there can be an unexpected twist whereby you find Blue Giraffe and Fucking Ace are never online at the same time...
Ron Swanson: Emma Thompson - she was good in Love Actually, in fact Love Actually was just a superb film full stop.
KitKat82: Natalie Portman - good actress and beautiful.
The plot follows our characters as they are sucked into what seems at first to be an intriguing and exciting world of sex and drugs. But things take a dark turn as an unexpected twist reveals itself.
"The script looks to have been put together by a 14 year old boy - there is next to no plot-line and seems to be just an excuse to get as many attractive women naked as possible - 5/5 stars" - The Sun
LOL...actually laughed at loud at the "reviews".
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Hi Kat :D
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Hi Kat :D
Hello! :D
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I'm with muderface on the whole action/thriller thing... but I'm gonna have to go with an oldschool/throwback/retro/po-mo twist. Oh, and if I were an actor, I'd be Cary Grant. Just sayin.
fuckingACE - Clark Gable
TrashBox - Jean Harlow
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Harlow_still.jpg
BlueGiraffe - Young Harrison Ford
PrincessHIGH - Charlize Theron
I'm all about that extra credit. Get itttt.
KitKat82 - Katrina Bowden
RonSwanson - Zooey Deschanel
Here's the story:
KitKat82 (played by Katrina Bowden) and RonSwanson (played by Zooey Deschanel) are caught up in a dark conspiracy to overthrow the drug kingpin, fuckingACE (played by Clark Gable), thus taking over his operation and stealing all of his profits. His incredibly attractive security partner, TrashBox (played by Jean Harlow), vows on her life to protect fuckingACE and save him from the schemes of KitKat82 and RonSwanson. BlueGiraffe (played by young Harrison Ford) is the mastermind behind fuckingACE's new drug manufacturing techniques and is kept busy by the classy, leggy PrincessHIGH (played by Charlize Theron). This incredible cast of actors and actresses would surely keep my eyes GLUED to the screen and my mouth drooling in total admiration as the sexiest fiends of Hollywood engaged in one of the most surely dastardly plots of the year. The Silk Road.
love,
zipstyle.
I like this one very much! When do rehearsals start??
Think I could be kept busy by PrincessHIGH / Charlize Theron for months ;)
Well, if BG likes it, then it's good enough for me :P
So, obviously, this was a ploy to see how your freaky minds perceive us (me), so, uh..... WINNERS!!!!!!!:
*****murderface2012**** (um, why bow out when there are 3 winners?) - OMG Steve Buscemi as Ron made me LOL so hard. And Ace really liked your cast and what you said hahhahhaaaaa. Also, Sean Penn as BG is AMAZING for so many reasons :-X ....and, no, picking the hottest chick on the planet to play me did not help you win this contest :P
*****White0ut*****: bc I WANT TO BE BE BETTY DRAPER um, i meannnnn, great story line, buddy ;) The more BG and Princess hook-ups the better! mmmm, I love me some princesssaaa (where is she, anyway?). LOL at "Bonnie and Clyde with a classy touch" 8) I told you I AM FUCKING Kla$$y, bitches :P also, I was "staying tuned" all week... but, uhhhhh, anyway.......
****ZipStyle*****: of course ::)
Pgp us your addy on market. You are going to LOVE this GHB ;D ;) :P :-*
Ace and I serioussssssslyyy loved this contest (how could we not :-[ ??? :P ) and we'll def do it again using diff forum members each time! So, like Whit0ut said.. Stay tuned :P
Thanks for playing, everyone!!! :-* :-* :-*
'oh wait.. was she a great big fat person'
(first person to tell me the name of the movie that's from gets .01btc next time i coin up!! i promise)
sooooooo..
did anyone else get their goody bags?!? cuz the murder didn't :-[ damned postal service!!
aaaaand..
when's the next comp my lovelies??
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did anyone else get their goody bags?!? cuz the murder didn't :-[ damned postal service!!
:( wtfffff
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did anyone else get their goody bags?!? cuz the murder didn't :-[ damned postal service!!
:( wtfffff
i know right?!? :P
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MUFFUGGIN POSTAL SERVICE!!
Being bitches and shit...
DELIVER THE DRUGS UNSCATHED OR WE SHALL TAKE OUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE...
Like start a new Silk Road mail service, for example.
Imagine the security on THAT bad boy! ;) lol
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Let me start off by saying that I can only guess as to who I'd like to act in these roles and if I should be looking at actors who best fit the imagined look or race of these users (srs, you could be black or white and have the features of any nationality so this is hard, I'll just pick the actors who would play MY version of this hella wicked movie)
fuckingACE - Javier Bardem or denzel washington (and the denzel from training day only)
Me, TrashBox - Uma Therman (we've all seen pulp fiction, we know she likes to get down)
BlueGiraffe - (male?) Will be played be Johnny Depp as he seems charismatic and knowledgeable
PrincessHIGH - I will assume (female) will be played by Rose Leslie since "you know nufing SR" or by the Duchess of Cambridge - Pippa Middleton.
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Let me start off by saying that I can only guess as to who I'd like to act in these roles and if I should be looking at actors who best fit the imagined look or race of these users (srs, you could be black or white and have the features of any nationality so this is hard, I'll just pick the actors who would play MY version of this hella wicked movie)
fuckingACE - Javier Bardem or denzel washington (and the denzel from training day only)
Me, TrashBox - Uma Therman (we've all seen pulp fiction, we know she likes to get down)
BlueGiraffe - (male?) Will be played be Johnny Depp as he seems charismatic and knowledgeable
PrincessHIGH - I will assume (female) will be played by Rose Leslie since "you know nufing SR" or by the Duchess of Cambridge - Pippa Middleton.
Omg... YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I've already choreographed my own dance to the "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" song. I love this. FUCK YEAH
Where is Prinny? I wonder what she thinks of Pippa...
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Umm why wasn't I included in this movie?
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I do believe all characters will be played by Eddie Murphy and include a lot of fart jokes.