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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: fuckingACE on February 25, 2013, 03:11 am
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RIGHTTTTTTTTTT.
Were bringing back our amazingly popular double order joke competition.
Startiiing NOW.
The 4 people to tell us the funniest joke will get their order doubled all the way up to 50g, When I say funny I mean like it has to make my team piss themselves. The best selected jokes will be posted up here.
Offer is valid for all hash types and Weed only!!. Competition will close in 48 hrs.
ACE
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Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
I know, I know.....*turns away in shame*
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Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
... I hate weed anyway; cool of you to offer and all though :)
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kinky is using the whole chicken.
I like dirty jokes
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hope you like it :D had to laugh hard xD
Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? A: FUCKS FUNNY
aaaaaaand: Q: What's the job application to Hooters? A: They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out. :D :D :D
looking forward to do business with you guys again,
cheers
klm2233
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Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? A: FUCKS FUNNY
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMFG I LOVE ITTTTTTT!
I'm also stoned so that may be working in your favor...
klm2233 is cool :-* :-*
Anybody else?
One day left......
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what a shame i can't tell jokes ;D
great acion guys! :D LOL'd already!!
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Already posted this in another comedy/lotto thread, It is a story that is nasty/funny but definitely worth a read! Lmao It kills me every time I tell it!
this didnt happen to me it happend to my friend but its literally one of the nastiest things iv ever heard so im gona tell it!
so my friend met this girl at a party, me and a few of the girls knew her from around the area and she has a bit of a rep for being a dirt, which we told him, to which he replied " great a night of dirty sex it is for me so"
he went home with her that night and they did the bizzness, the next day when i saw him i noticed he had a weird black spot above his lip, where he had had a cold sore that was beginning to clear up, i asked him why it was black and he said he didnt know, he thought it was just the cold sore scabbing over, we thought no more about it
i seen him again a day or 2 later and the black spot had now tripled in size it was about the size of a thumb nail at this stage and raised a fair bit off his face and discusting looking, i asked him what the fuck was going on with his face and he said he didnt know but the spot was really itchy, i booked him an appointment with the doctor because i really didnt like the look of it & thought it bit strange that it only flared up after he had been with that grimey girl, i went with him to the doctors with him
the doctor had no idea what it was or why it was black and refered him to the hospital to have it lanced, i also went with him to this appintment wich was 2 days later, the spot had gotten even bigger at this stage and he said it felt like it was moving in the inside
so he went in to have it lanced and when they did it a mass of tiny insects came out of it all over his face!!!
the dirty bitch had crabs and they had gotten into the cold sore somehow and had been muntiplying under there thats why it felt like it was moving on the inside because it literally was!
so guys the motto of the story is if you have a cold sore beware of dirty bitches with crabs because you might get an infestation of them on your face!
Lmao mine is meant to be a joke because it is funny as fuck especially to me, but it's more of a story! Hope quality counts!
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FUCKING GOLD MAN
I am SO SKEEEEVED right now... I feel itchy all over.
FUCKING SICK. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
I can't wait to retell this mess of a story to all my friends.
Oh, and congrats on the roulette :) you've been winning a lot lately 8) maybe you should go to Vegas.
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@trashbox lmao yes spread the word it will most definitely help reduce std's haha! I had to chime in!
So have I won the double down match order? If so I will be placing a order for 50grams of Moroccan, if that is acceptable for you all and you guys can double it up to 100 if I am a winner!
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@TB: makes me happy that you lol'd that hard on my joke :-P
@whiteout: for my liking this is too damn nasty. WTF :/ :D :D
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@TB: makes me happy that you lol'd that hard on my joke :-P
@whiteout: for my liking this is too damn nasty. WTF :/ :D :D
Haha well it is the deep web so I figured it was acceptable haha, at least now you will scope the cooter out before you go slamming your face in it!
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To White Out: I ALWAYS scope the cooter out. There's a story that I know that can reinforce those words of wisdom but I don't think it's a good one for the comedy thread.
My joke:
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
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Ok...one more attempt:
Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.
One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".
The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pat him first?"
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Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs...
...I'll show myself out.
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Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs...
...I'll show myself out.
↑↑ 'I'll show myself out ↑↑.....That made me laughhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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I'm not ignoring you guys... I've been revisiting this thread to read and LOL
I think ACE wanted the jokes submitted with the orders... but I'm not 100% sure at this point. Since I've smoked a bowl and it's almost bedtime... but that means
ACE will be awake soon :) and we'll let you all know WHO WON 8)
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Your cool TB! The whole community should really get behind vendors that do things like this and other specials so we can have more and more! It only benefits us! Yeah I suppose my bedtime bowl is almost here as well! Night!
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so TB and ACE please inform me if i won the challenge :)
Would really welcome to win the prize :P
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) WINNERS 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
White Out (that was such a fucked up joke :o I think I'll have nightmares forever.... oh, and GO TO VEGAS)
klm2233 ;)
This Is Serious Mum (THIS IS SERIOUS MOM)
ZipStyle 8) 8) 8) 8)
ENJOY YOUR DOUBLE ORDER POTHEADS
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) WINNERS 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
White Out (that was such a fucked up joke :o I think I'll have nightmares forever.... oh, and GO TO VEGAS)
klm2233 ;)
This Is Serious Mum (THIS IS SERIOUS MOM)
ZipStyle 8) 8) 8) 8)
ENJOY YOUR DOUBLE ORDER POTHEADS
Thank you TrashBox.
Appreciate the competition!
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THAT totally ROCKS :D
Big up TSC, you are great people!
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A Puerto Rican, a Pakistani and a white guy are at the top of the Empire State building admiring the view. The white guy says, "Watch this" and proceeds to jump off, yet flies around and returns to the platform, and says, "See? It's easy! There's updraft winds that carry you! Hearing this the Pakistani says "I want to try". And takes the leap, yet falls to his death,
A few moment's later the Puerto Rican guy turns to the white guy and says. "Superman, you son of a bitch!"
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) WINNERS 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
White Out (that was such a fucked up joke :o I think I'll have nightmares forever.... oh, and GO TO VEGAS)
klm2233 ;)
This Is Serious Mum (THIS IS SERIOUS MOM)
ZipStyle 8) 8) 8) 8)
ENJOY YOUR DOUBLE ORDER POTHEADS
WOO! Thank you, TB!
Glad you guys liked my joke 8) 8)
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Awesome People. Awesome Jokes. Awesome Winners. Awesome Thread.
Thanks for playin' everyone :-* :-* :-*
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Lovin' the work of the crew! 8)
edit: wow, can't believe it went that easy! :o graaats to the winners, glad for u guys! :-*