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Title: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: nickthird on February 16, 2013, 04:17 am
Like rape, murder, pillage, plunder, etc.

Do elaborate.

I think someone once told me he was a contract killer when I was 4 but it might have just been in a dream.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: dirtybiscuitzz718 on February 16, 2013, 04:23 am
More than I care to remember. Of coarse I can not go into detail, for self preservation purposes, but im not a rapist 8) That I can say loud & proud.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: nickthird on February 16, 2013, 04:36 am
I don't approve of rape, but objectively speaking its a good thing.

If no rape ever happened everything would be determined by sexual selection.

I think around 1:500 Asians are descendants of Genghis Chan, via rape mostly.
Perhaps I should reconsider my position...
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: redfunguy on February 16, 2013, 04:58 am
I don't approve of rape, but objectively speaking its a good thing.

If no rape ever happened everything would be determined by sexual selection.

I think around 1:500 Asians are descendants of Genghis Chan, via rape mostly.
Perhaps I should reconsider my position...

^ Stop being dumb.

As for the question...not yet.  Obviously would never rape someone.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: camomug on February 16, 2013, 05:21 am
Id have to say ordering from here is my most serious crime
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: redfunguy on February 16, 2013, 05:32 am
SR purchases aren't the biggest crime I have done though I have not done ones that can net decades.  I have been brought in for questioning and attempted intimidation and I just wrote down my lawyer's name and number right when they informed me I was a suspect for a crime and was released immediately (I knew what they were calling for and was prepared for this our I would not have gone in at all).  It doesn't matter if you look feel or act scared.  Just stick to the script and lawyer up and go home, or try and cut a deal and figure out you are still fucked.  The state is the most untrustworthy entity on earth.  Nowadays I would not even go in to the station when a pig calls me and says "he just wants to talk to me".  Nothing to gain by even going down there and giving them your lawyers info.  Tell them to show you their badge over the phone then tell them to fuck their dead grandma and drink a beer or 12 with a big grin on your face.

Geto Boys:

We don't talk to police, we don't make a peace bond
We don't trust in the judicial system, we shoot guns
We rely on the streets, we do battle in the hood
I was born in the G Code, embedded in my blood
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: National Direct on February 16, 2013, 06:14 am
Yes.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: SelfSovereignty on February 16, 2013, 06:37 am
Odd; I didn't expect to see so many people answering with "yes."  As for me, not really, no.  Not since I was a teenager have I harmed anyone but myself, and I don't intend to ever again unless someone is trying to make me suffer.  I'm an absurdly nice guy, but I'm not a pacifist.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: DiamondSky on February 16, 2013, 08:12 am
I personally don't believe in crime.

They are written by people who have the stuff you want but don't want you to take it from them.

Most of us go along with them because even though we don't have as much stuff as the people that write the laws we have a little stuff and would like to keep it.

Thus laws are meaningless to people that have nothing and so they are the ones most likely to break them.

Guns are better in my mind. If everyone had a gun no one would cut you off on the freeway because then you would have a clear shot to the back of their head. I think an armed society would be much more polite. Cop pulls me over for speeding we both have our hands on our gun and if the ticket pisses me off... well... the ticket better not piss me off.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: treebeard on February 16, 2013, 09:47 am
yeah -- the first question this thread begs is:
are we talking about ethical crime or legal crime?

personally, i have done many misdemeanors,
and in most of those situations i was probably morally somewhat in-the-wrong

but we're humans and the bad is just as much a part of reality as the good is for us  8)
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: National Direct on February 16, 2013, 11:19 am
Fuck, now I'm high as fuck and reading new replies and I have to explain myself now (a little bit anyway).

I used to be an asshole and I did crimes which i now believe are wrong, and I've been making up for it since I resolved old issues that I had.

I consider myself to be a nice guy now, with a small amount of cockyness that I could definitely do without. I treat strangers with compassion and respect and expect to be respected. I went thru hard times to become a better person, and I'm proud to live in a way that spreads far more positivity around.

I'm the to type to help others where I can. If helping people and getting gratitude as feedback doesn't make u feel good, then ur fucked lol.

I personally don't believe in crime.

They are written by people who have the stuff you want but don't want you to take it from them.

Most of us go along with them because even though we don't have as much stuff as the people that write the laws we have a little stuff and would like to keep it.

Thus laws are meaningless to people that have nothing and so they are the ones most likely to break them.

Guns are better in my mind. If everyone had a gun no one would cut you off on the freeway because then you would have a clear shot to the back of their head. I think an armed society would be much more polite. Cop pulls me over for speeding we both have our hands on our gun and if the ticket pisses me off... well... the ticket better not piss me off.

No one said crime was inherently evil, But I got the implication that the user meant crimes that are generally frowned upon because they hurt others, with a good chance of
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: Ballzinator on February 16, 2013, 11:50 am
Is arson a serious crime?
Can't elaborate but didn't harm anyone.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on February 16, 2013, 11:59 am
Like rape, murder, pillage, plunder, etc.

Do elaborate.

Yer! Every summer me and the guys put on our horned helmets, grow our beards, and set off in our boats and to travel along the east coast of England pillaging villages along the way! Unless we get are Danegeld that is! ;D
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: nickthird on February 17, 2013, 02:46 am
That's it?

I guess I'm optimistically deluded.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: jshizzle23 on February 17, 2013, 06:30 am
I was questioned by the Secret Service on two separate occaisions for the theft/exchange of about $75K in US Savings Bonds.  Long story, but I lost my job at a large financial institution for "Failure to Cooperate with Government Investigation" -- nothing ever happened to me outside of my job loss, but it sure has fucked me in the long run trying to get jobs in the banking industry (I was licensed with the NASB, so it shows on my U5 (or U4, not sure) that I was term'd for that...  sucks...
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: maple on February 17, 2013, 09:45 pm
Yes. Only got caught for one of them though. It was stupid really, lots of risk for little to no return. But I learned quite a bit of good stuff from my fellow community service workers. Worst part is that I have not been able to secure any kind of job since then, and not being able to smoke up out of fear of my probation officer calling me in for a drug test. But that should all be over soon! Looking forward to getting stoned out of my mind.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: Ahoyhoy on February 18, 2013, 12:05 am
Well let's see how I've done with The Ten Commandments

1. You shall have no other Gods but me.
Richard Dawkins and the late Christopher Hitchens are gods to me, so guilty.

2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
I idolise Jennifer Connely.

3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
Ah, Jesus H Christ, guilty again.

4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
I generally get stoned on Sundays and yeah, there have been times when I've felt close to God.

5. Respect your father and mother.
Fuck right off. If you net them you'd know what I mean.

6. You must not kill.
There have been times when I've come close (see number 5)

7. You must not commit adultery.
Why the fuck not?

8. You must not steal.
Well if a dude is gonna leave his iphone on a pub table and go to the gents what am I gonna do? I taught him a fucking important lesson in life and his iphone was my tuition fee.

9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
Depends what he's done. What the fuck kind of rule is this anyway? Was god a copper?

10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
My neighbour? That'll be the guy at number 45. Well I'm ok there, his wife is a freaking minger. She's gotta be 55 and at least 18 stones. He's got a decent car though...
Anyway, isn't envy and greed the basis of capitalism? This is bullshit.

 
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: nickthird on February 18, 2013, 12:13 am
interesting.

only people who got caught?
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: jailbirdslanger on February 18, 2013, 01:00 am
i keep this handle for a reason, 2 felony convictions 7 misdemeanors.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: nickthird on February 18, 2013, 04:41 am
Well let's see how I've done with The Ten Commandments

1. You shall have no other Gods but me.
Richard Dawkins and the late Christopher Hitchens are gods to me, so guilty.

2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
I idolise Jennifer Connely.

3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
Ah, Jesus H Christ, guilty again.

4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
I generally get stoned on Sundays and yeah, there have been times when I've felt close to God.

5. Respect your father and mother.
Fuck right off. If you net them you'd know what I mean.

6. You must not kill.
There have been times when I've come close (see number 5)

7. You must not commit adultery.
Why the fuck not?

8. You must not steal.
Well if a dude is gonna leave his iphone on a pub table and go to the gents what am I gonna do? I taught him a fucking important lesson in life and his iphone was my tuition fee.

9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
Depends what he's done. What the fuck kind of rule is this anyway? Was god a copper?

10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
My neighbour? That'll be the guy at number 45. Well I'm ok there, his wife is a freaking minger. She's gotta be 55 and at least 18 stones. He's got a decent car though...
Anyway, isn't envy and greed the basis of capitalism? This is bullshit.

You are confusing the old commandments with the new ones, the original ones are actually derived from ancient English law:

1. You shall have no other goods but what you can sell.
2. You shall not make yourself an idol.
3. You shall not misuse the title 'Lord'
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day for her holiness the Queen.
5. Respect the King father and Queen mother.
6. You must not kill the Queen.
7. You must not commit adultery with the Queen.
8. You must not steal from the Crown.
9. You must not fall falsely pregnant by your neighbor..
10. You must not be envious of your neighbor's penis.

Oddly however, it seems child molestation was not frowned upon at the time.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: blackfedora on February 18, 2013, 05:11 am
according us federal law we all are, but thats just being technical so fuck the government
to answer your question
yeah. iv done one of the thing u mentioned, not rape tho
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: Trappy on February 18, 2013, 06:02 am
In the eyes of certain industries, I've done worse; I regularly pirate music, movies, and software. Take that, corporate US!

I've also bought drugs, done drugs, and sold drugs. When I was 10 I liked to try to guess people's passwords on online video games... I stole so many neopoints you wouldn't fucking believe it. I bought booze when I was 16 and brought it to a girl's dorm at a very strict Christian university. We fucked, and I told her I was 22.

I'm a very bad man.
Title: Re: Have you commited any serious crime?
Post by: anom on February 18, 2013, 07:30 am
Again, the difference between what is morally considered a crime and what is legally considered a crime blurs the lines of what is right and wrong, since morals are subjective and we pretty much all agree to say fuck off to nanny laws.

Possessing over 28g of weed at any time is a felony in most of the US.
Splitting a drug purchase with some friends in which they give you money and you give them a portion of the drugs you just bought is a felony in most (all) of the US.
Possessing even a personal amount of some drugs is a felony  in many states.

But so many fucked up things are legal or severely under-investigated.

Great society we live in, no?