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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: TrashBox on February 13, 2013, 08:07 pm
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Ladies, I need to know: How badly do you want to fuck the boss?
I'm talking about DPR, of course, and if you haven't thought about it, check your damn pulse.
Describe your ultimate Dread Pirate Roberts fantasy here! Best description gets FREE HASH :)
And don't be afraid to be explicit, remember there are no boys reading this ;)
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Hahaha I've never really thought about DPR like that.. I more picture him the sweet little IT guy in the office building that is never seen or heard, but makes everything happen. Probably with those big cute hipster glasses :P
I have a lot more respect than lust for the guy, if anything I'd just want to shake his hand <3
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BULLSHIT TK!!!
You're telling me that if you were somehow lucky enough to end up locked in a room together with the biggest drug dealer IN THE WORLD that you would just shake his hand. GTFO.
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I mean that's like saying you wouldn't fuck Batman.
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I mean that's like saying you wouldn't fuck Batman.
Haha actuallllyy.... I think Batman is kind of a pussy. Like seriously. If I had an insurmountable fortune I could pay a bunch of people to make me a bad ass armored suit and all sorts of crazy weapons to use too, he's not very super, just rich. You could argue that with Ironman too I guess, but not really. Tony Stark is a genius that created everything himself, nothing was really given to him besides the resources to make his brilliant inventions. Literally everything batman has/learned came from someone else. Plus I like me some gymnast action, get spiderman over for a crazy fuck. Or get rough with wolverine :P Can you tell I'm not a fan of DC? :P Okay nerd rant concluded.
BULLSHIT TK!!!
You're telling me that if you were somehow lucky enough to end up locked in a room together with the biggest drug dealer IN THE WORLD that you would just shake his hand. GTFO.
He's not a drug dealer though! I bet he really isn't that into them (although I bet he likes he's amphetamines for.. er... productivity :P ) because of his personal security and all that. But given that circumstance, and the fact that I would be the only person in the world that knew his true identity, I could guarantee I'd shake a lot more than his hand.... Now that you mention it. It is kind of like fucking a super hero ;D
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Ladies, I need to know: How badly do you want to fuck the boss?
I'm talking about DPR, of course, and if you haven't thought about it, check your damn pulse.
Describe your ultimate Dread Pirate Roberts fantasy here! Best description gets FREE HASH :)
And don't be afraid to be explicit, remember there are no boys reading this ;)
With you and DPR on top of a mountain of MDMA of course! Bring DrGonzo too after indulging with him in the sea of Bitcoins it's time you took him to higher heights! I'd invite my nearest and dearest forum friends (you know who you are!), Batman too because who wouldn't want to take a ride in (or on!) his batmobile? We'd have to carry on spreading the love until the the whole mountain of MDMA had been fully consumed, it wouldn't be a one night stand, we'd be in it for the long hall!
Happy valentine's eve and day my SilkRoad sister, hope you have them filled with love and surprises :-*
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You're a classy lady, TK. ;)
Sorry about posting in your thread Trashbox but I'm not a boy I'm a man.
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I'm a totally straight man that loves the girls (I've even been called a womanizer loads of times, which is shocking :o ) and I would still probably fuck DPR for what he has brought to us.
Other than that... Hello Ladies :-* :-*
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I'm a totally straight man that loves the girls (I've even been called a womanizer loads of times, which is shocking :o ) and I would still probably fuck DPR for what he has brought to us.
Other than that... Hello Ladies :-* :-*
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popped in to say this and have been gracefully beaten to it......long live DPR 8)
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Ladies, I need to know: How badly do you want to fuck the boss?
I'm talking about DPR, of course, and if you haven't thought about it, check your damn pulse.
Describe your ultimate Dread Pirate Roberts fantasy here! Best description gets FREE HASH :)
And don't be afraid to be explicit, remember there are no boys reading this ;)
With you and DPR on top of a mountain of MDMA of course! Bring DrGonzo too after indulging with him in the sea of Bitcoins it's time you took him to higher heights! I'd invite my nearest and dearest forum friends (you know who you are!), Batman too because who wouldn't want to take a ride in (or on!) his batmobile? We'd have to carry on spreading the love until the the whole mountain of MDMA had been fully consumed, it wouldn't be a one night stand, we'd be in it for the long hall!
Happy valentine's eve and day my SilkRoad sister, hope you have them filled with love and surprises :-*
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PRINCESSSSSAAAAA :-* :-*
Love YOU! Love the description! You, my sister, get some FREE HASH!!
We got more, anyone else want to play????
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It is kind of like fucking a super hero ;D
It's EXACTLY like fucking a superhero.
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You're a classy lady, TK. ;)
Sorry about posting in your thread Trashbox but I'm not a boy I'm a man.
No problem. I like a MAN who's not afraid to assert himself ;)
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With you and DPR on top of a mountain of MDMA of course! Bring DrGonzo too after indulging with him in the sea of Bitcoins
That's totally not fair, who wouldn't be sopping wet on a sea of bitcoins and mountains of MDMA.. And no one said Trashbox would be there!! *crush crush*
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As much as I really want to respect the "no boys allowed" part..
I just stopped by to say that I think it's awesome that there are some chicks on SR.
Happy early Valentines Day!
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Ladies, I need to know: How badly do you want to fuck the boss?
I'm talking about DPR, of course, and if you haven't thought about it, check your damn pulse.
Describe your ultimate Dread Pirate Roberts fantasy here! Best description gets FREE HASH :)
And don't be afraid to be explicit, remember there are no boys reading this ;)
With you and DPR on top of a mountain of MDMA of course! Bring DrGonzo too after indulging with him in the sea of Bitcoins it's time you took him to higher heights! I'd invite my nearest and dearest forum friends (you know who you are!), Batman too because who wouldn't want to take a ride in (or on!) his batmobile? We'd have to carry on spreading the love until the the whole mountain of MDMA had been fully consumed, it wouldn't be a one night stand, we'd be in it for the long hall!
Happy valentine's eve and day my SilkRoad sister, hope you have them filled with love and surprises :-*
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PRINCESSSSSAAAAA :-* :-*
Love YOU! Love the description! You, my sister, get some FREE HASH!!
We got more, anyone else want to play? ???
You're welcome my SilkRoad sister and thank-you for loving my naughty thoughts, I'll write a review on the hash for The Scurvy Crew. Happy valentine's day, I wish you lots of ❤ and (◕‿◕) today!
With you and DPR on top of a mountain of MDMA of course! Bring DrGonzo too after indulging with him in the sea of Bitcoins
That's totally not fair, who wouldn't be sopping wet on a sea of bitcoins and mountains of MDMA.. And no one said Trashbox would be there!! *crush crush*
I did say TrashBox when I responded to the OP
With you and DPR on top of a mountain of MDMA of course! Bring DrGonzo too after indulging with him in the sea of Bitcoins
You = TrashBox. Would you like to share some with me TK1991, you're most welcome to, valentine's day is the day for spreading the love!
Hello to all the guys in this thread too, hope you're enjoying yourselves ;)
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I would totally let dpr fuck the shit out of my bum after being subkected to and all of his fantasies and lick his nuts while blowing him off and take his load put it in a vial and make it into a necklace and cherish it with my life just because he made all of this possible that being said hey ladies!-black fedora hope I win some hash?
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I'm definitely enjoying myself 8)
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With you and DPR on top of a mountain of MDMA of course! Bring DrGonzo too after indulging with him in the sea of Bitcoins
That's totally not fair, who wouldn't be sopping wet on a sea of bitcoins and mountains of MDMA.. And no one said Trashbox would be there!! *crush crush*
I would be SO PISSED OFF if this happened and I was not invited. Throw in ACE and some sexy tunes and this is like my ultimate SR orgy!
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I would be SO PISSED OFF if this happened and I was not invited.
I explained in my last message you're firmly fixed into my fantasy TrashBox, how could my SilkRoad sister not be, it wouldn't be the same without you!
Throw in ACE and some sexy tunes and this is like my ultimate SR orgy!
Orgylicious! ;)
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Happy valentines day ladies..!
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Happy valentines day ladies..!
You too TK1991, enjoy the rest of your valentine's day :-*
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Happy Vday Princessa!! I knew you wouldn't forget me in our dreams :-*
So, I've changed my mind...
My IDEAL mountain top MDMA trip would be with that group (gonz, prin, DPR, ace, TK) bc those are my besties/bosses.
Honestly, my sr ORGY fantasies don't occur very often.... My sex fantasies usually involve only one other person and happen when I read through posts here. Maybe I'm horny as hell all the time over here because drugs and bad boys turn me on so much. but from what I can tell (based on when I receive neg karma) people think I'm SLUTtttttty.... And they're prolly right.
TK- I've been thinking about you lately.
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TK- I've been thinking about you lately.
oOo.. Shivers just shot up my spine.. :P
Strangely my new most favorite fantasy is smoking opium with sexy ladies and dancing around topless for some reason... ::)
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but from what I can tell (based on when I receive neg karma) people think I'm SLUTtttttty.... And they're prolly right.
You're just a free spirit is all! Besides it's so easy to get caught up in only business around here...that's it almost a relief to read through threads like these sometimes. LOL ;D Have some +karma.
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Happy Vday Princessa!! I knew you wouldn't forget me in our dreams :-*
So, I've changed my mind...
My IDEAL mountain top MDMA trip would be with that group (gonz, prin, DPR, ace, TK) bc those are my besties/bosses.
Honestly, my sr ORGY fantasies don't occur very often.... My sex fantasies usually involve only one other person and happen when I read through posts here. Maybe I'm horny as hell all the time over here because drugs and bad boys turn me on so much. but from what I can tell (based on when I receive neg karma) people think I'm SLUTtttttty.... And they're prolly right.
TK- I've been thinking about you lately.
You always make me smile TrashBox, don't ever change! Enjoy what's left of your valentine's day and have a fun filled weekend ahead :-*
You're just a free spirit is all! Besides it's so easy to get caught up in only business around here...that's it almost a relief to read through threads like these sometimes. LOL ;D Have some +karma.
Truesay have some +karma too NOTspacecase :)
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Keep going.....!
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Sexy TK... If only I could send you shivers in the flessssssshhhhhhh :P
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Princess and NOTspacecase: I'm great at fishing for compliments, aren't I? Nevertheless TY TY. Such sweet words from such respectable peeps :)
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still think you're asking the wrong person trashy stefani
just go out in a borat mankini, point out who you like, beckon them over and say "you, me, sexytime?" 8) who could possibly say no to that?!
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still think you're asking the wrong person trashy stefani
just go out in a borat mankini, point out who you like, beckon them over and say "you, me, sexytime?" 8) who could possibly say no to that?!
well I've been pointing you out, not sure why you haven't come over here yet, slaggggggg :P
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Hahaha I've never really thought about DPR like that.. I more picture him the sweet little IT guy in the office building that is never seen or heard, but makes everything happen. Probably with those big cute hipster glasses :P
I have a lot more respect than lust for the guy, if anything I'd just want to shake his hand <3
Actually, your description is pretty fucking hot lol.
I can think of several office scenarios that involve me as a secretary or something seducing the office IT guy...hahaha. Most involve me being spanked for "forgetting" the password to my workstation while bending over his desk and wearing a mini skirt and high heels. Tech guys are smart. Then you add a touch of social awkwardness and sexual frustraion. OK!! Seriously...how is that NOT hot?!?!
Excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower now.
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no boys allwoed ? reverse pdycholiogyy. whats u[p
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Mcgrizzle...NO BOYS ALLOWED!!!
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Is yr sig Regina Spektor, kitkat?
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you silly girls seem to assume DPR is solely straigh t. he may be gay or bi for all you know ;3
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you silly girls seem to assume DPR is solely straigh t. he may be gay or bi for all you know ;3
Hey, if DPR is gay or bi... then all the more fun for me, my girls AND my boy friends :) YAY!
I can think of several office scenarios that involve me as a secretary or something seducing the office IT guy...hahaha. Most involve me being spanked for "forgetting" the password to my workstation while bending over his desk and wearing a mini skirt and high heels. Tech guys are smart. Then you add a touch of social awkwardness and sexual frustraion. OK!! Seriously...how is that NOT hot?!?!
Excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower now.
NaUgHtY KITKAT! I'm LOLing and getting turned on all at the same time!
This whole Secretary scenario is so hot it's hard to handle....hopefully he places a 'wanted' ad soon... is there an SR classifieds section? cold showers aren't working for me anymore.
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Just popped in to wish all the 'SR Sisters' a very happy easter weekend :)
I can think of several office scenarios that involve me as a secretary or something seducing the office IT guy...hahaha. Most involve me being spanked for "forgetting" the password to my workstation while bending over his desk and wearing a mini skirt and high heels. Tech guys are smart. Then you add a touch of social awkwardness and sexual frustraion. OK!! Seriously...how is that NOT hot?!?!
Excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower now.
NaUgHtY KITKAT! I'm LOLing and getting turned on all at the same time!
This whole Secretary scenario is so hot it's hard to handle....hopefully he places a 'wanted' ad soon... is there an SR classifieds section? cold showers aren't working for me anymore.
Has anyone seen a film called 'The Secretary' it came out about ten years ago or so, it's a must watch for all fans of the sexy secretary scenario ;)
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Just popped in to wish all the 'SR Sisters' a very happy easter weekend :) I can think of several office scenarios that involve me as a secretary or something seducing the office IT guy...hahaha. Most involve me being spanked for "forgetting" the password to my workstation while bending over his desk and wearing a mini skirt and high heels. Tech guys are smart. Then you add a touch of social awkwardness and sexual frustraion. OK!! Seriously...how is that NOT hot?!?!
Excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower now.
NaUgHtY KITKAT! I'm LOLing and getting turned on all at the same time!
This whole Secretary scenario is so hot it's hard to handle....hopefully he places a 'wanted' ad soon... is there an SR classifieds section? cold showers aren't working for me anymore.
Has anyone seen a film called 'The Secretary' it came out about ten years ago or so, it's a must watch for all fans of the sexy secretary scenario ;)
James Spader is great in everything; that one particularly though.
... what? I'm not a boy. No, really, ask the meth thread -- I'm an Aussie lesbian. I swear, that's what they're saying -- go check if you don't believe me! Don't discriminate because I'm a lesbian. Oh alright, I'll leave... :'(
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James Spader is great in everything; that one particularly though.
... what? I'm not a boy. No, really, ask the meth thread -- I'm an Aussie lesbian. I swear, that's what they're saying -- go check if you don't believe me! Don't discriminate because I'm a lesbian. Oh alright, I'll leave... :'(
Too true SS, James Spader is one of my favourite actors, I always expect great things whenever he's on screen, he's never disappointed me once, brilliance at best, happy easter to you too :)
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Has anyone seen a film called 'The Secretary' it came out about ten years ago or so, it's a must watch for all fans of the sexy secretary scenario ;)
oooooooo LaLA, Mi Pincesssssaaaaaaaaa ;) KitKat and I discuss often :-[ great movie.... if you're into that sort of thing... I should have known Mrs.Leggy might be into getting bent over the desk...
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oh good this thread has been revived with cliche sexual fantasies... haha actually feels like a safe haven after spending the morning debating the ethics of rape with some creepers on here. if this turns into 50 shades of shite i'm gone.
still think you're asking the wrong person trashy stefani
just go out in a borat mankini, point out who you like, beckon them over and say "you, me, sexytime?" 8) who could possibly say no to that?!
well I've been pointing you out, not sure why you haven't come over here yet, slaggggggg :P
i'm saving for my plane ticket. that air passenger duty takes the piss on transatlantic!
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oh good this thread has been revived with cliche sexual fantasies... haha actually feels like a safe haven after spending the morning debating the ethics of rape with some creepers on here. if this turns into 50 shades of shite i'm gone.
still think you're asking the wrong person trashy stefani
just go out in a borat mankini, point out who you like, beckon them over and say "you, me, sexytime?" 8) who could possibly say no to that?!
well I've been pointing you out, not sure why you haven't come over here yet, slaggggggg :P
i'm saving for my plane ticket. that air passenger duty takes the piss on transatlantic!
they are only CLICHE because they are AWESOME :P
bitch, get the fuck over here so I can slap you :-*
PS: fukkkkk 50 shades of grey... there's ACTUAL fucked up men (and ladies) to play with here :)
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... what? I'm not a boy. No, really, ask the meth thread -- I'm an Aussie lesbian. I swear, that's what they're saying -- go check if you don't believe me! Don't discriminate because I'm a lesbian. Oh alright, I'll leave... :'(
We do not discriminate here.... you can be whoever you want, mystery man :-X
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Yeah, take me for example...
I'm a Female Mensa Gorilla and I actually am accepted here. This sisterhood has been such a great support system, seriously.
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... what? I'm not a boy. No, really, ask the meth thread -- I'm an Aussie lesbian. I swear, that's what they're saying -- go check if you don't believe me! Don't discriminate because I'm a lesbian. Oh alright, I'll leave... :'(
We do not discriminate here.... you can be whoever you want, mystery man :-X
I get some pretty bizarre jokes from some of the regulars in the meth thread because everyone has a different idea of where I live. Someone called me a hot piece of Aussie lesbian ass earlier -- so I conveniently used it to sneak in a subscribe, that's all.
Go-go gadget fly-on-the-wall-mode...!
... so did it work? Can you guys still see me? ::)
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oi i'm not shelling out 600 quid for a slap! i expect a bloody hug at the very least.
my olds have the 50 shades trilogy. my dad proceeded to tell me all about how much he loved it when i was stuck in a car with him for 3 hours and was asking if i'd read it and then why not, "mummy porn with fisting based on twilight fan fiction? no i have no interest". i never came out to my parents LOL they're either thick as shit, in denial or ignoring it. don't really see the point anymore.
step aside ss, i'm the only gay in this village!
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oi i'm not shelling out 600 quid for a slap! i expect a bloody hug at the very least.
my olds have the 50 shades trilogy. my dad proceeded to tell me all about how much he loved it when i was stuck in a car with him for 3 hours and was asking if i'd read it and then why not, "mummy porn with fisting based on twilight fan fiction? no i have no interest". i never came out to my parents LOL they're either thick as shit, in denial or ignoring it. don't really see the point anymore.
step aside ss, i'm the only gay in this village!
OMFGGGGGG just GET HERE... I can't take it anymore!... I am in love with you. You need to be in my life. I want to laugh like this everyday.
Your fucking dad was discussing this with you? I would OD on awkward and that would be the end of it. LOL, at twilight fan fiction... pretty sure it's the same crowd... wouldn't know, though... I get in all my sexy time here now. No time for reading anything but forum posts. It's cool. I have yet to discuss fisting, however :-\
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Just popped in to wish all the 'SR Sisters' a very happy easter weekend :) I can think of several office scenarios that involve me as a secretary or something seducing the office IT guy...hahaha. Most involve me being spanked for "forgetting" the password to my workstation while bending over his desk and wearing a mini skirt and high heels. Tech guys are smart. Then you add a touch of social awkwardness and sexual frustraion. OK!! Seriously...how is that NOT hot?!?!
Excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower now.
NaUgHtY KITKAT! I'm LOLing and getting turned on all at the same time!
This whole Secretary scenario is so hot it's hard to handle....hopefully he places a 'wanted' ad soon... is there an SR classifieds section? cold showers aren't working for me anymore.
Has anyone seen a film called 'The Secretary' it came out about ten years ago or so, it's a must watch for all fans of the sexy secretary scenario ;)
One of my favorite movies ;)
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ALREEET LASS I'M WORKIN ON IT!!
ahaha my dad is a massive cringey perv and i always have to sort anything vaguely techy for him. a little while ago when i was downloading anti virus for him, in his recent downloads was just one avi file '## gets fucked hard' and he was sitting right by me watching my every move! i just pretended not to notice. aaarrgh it's always awkward when he's around. and who the fuck downloads porn before anti virus?! seriously! in this day and age...
please no talk of fisting, no fucking weird shit, no scat, no gimp masks, no midgets, no amputees, no bestiality. sorry. vanilla. no rimming! i can't even say it out loud without shuddering.
and yeah that fugly dumb dumb who wrote it was writing twilight fan fiction then changed the characters names so she could sell it and not get legally fucked. i know too much about this shit considering i hate pop culture and the morons who buy into it...
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I'm just saying, I'm pretty sure DPR is a girl. I take this from an update to the site towards the begging of SR where there was a sentence that reffered to DPR as she. It was changed after a few minutes.
Where I live there isn't a single women who even smokes weed. I love me some druggie women, just can't find them.
Sorry to post as a guy.
Much love to the ladies of SR.
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ALREEET LASS I'M WORKIN ON IT!!
ahaha my dad is a massive cringey perv and i always have to sort anything vaguely techy for him. a little while ago when i was downloading anti virus for him, in his recent downloads was just one avi file '## gets fucked hard' and he was sitting right by me watching my every move! i just pretended not to notice. aaarrgh it's always awkward when he's around. and who the fuck downloads porn before anti virus?! seriously! in this day and age...
please no talk of fisting, no fucking weird shit, no scat, no gimp masks, no midgets, no amputees, no bestiality. sorry. vanilla. no rimming! i can't even say it out loud without shuddering.
and yeah that fugly dumb dumb who wrote it was writing twilight fan fiction then changed the characters names so she could sell it and not get legally fucked. i know too much about this shit considering i hate pop culture and the morons who buy into it...
The real question is...who DOWNLOADS porn? Stream that shit.
You need to show him what sites to go to.
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haha i know right! can't teach an old dog new tricks though. the lines been crossed, we're so far past the line i can't even see it on the horizon but me advising him on his porn consumption...that's some next level family weirdness lol. besides i watch gay porn i don't think he'd appreciate that as a big fat homophobe.
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Is yr sig Regina Spektor, kitkat?
Oh yes. :D
And if DPR is a girl, and looks anything like the goddess Regina, then I would so be all over that shit as well.
oh good this thread has been revived with cliche sexual fantasies... haha actually feels like a safe haven after spending the morning debating the ethics of rape with some creepers on here. if this turns into 50 shades of shite i'm gone.
Ewwwww 50 Shades of Grey...that is for bored housewives who have no idea what it would actually be like. They can't handle the real life shit. That fantasy is tame as hell in comparison to some others I could share, but not quite sure even the SR forums could handle my shit.
Fucking 50 Shades of Gray...booooo. :P
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i echo your booooooooo i've only heard a few excerpts being read but it was very poorly written drivel. bored sheltered simpletons were the main target demographic. like the daily mail. or fox news maybe. shit i used to watch that stoned WE CAN'T HAVE A MUSLIM RUNNING FOR OFFICE THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. i love their reporters, they're hilarious with their misplaced outrage. is it still as good these days does anyone know? nollywood movies have taken its place in my heart. what's this thread about?
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hi lovely ladies in here :) this does seem like a nice little spot. (or not so nice maybe...)
I agree ron that was a painful thread... i tried to avoid it as the whole 'what is rape' discussion happens every day on every forum, and the guy seemed like a troll. Although i guess i didnt do much discussing and more yelling :/ but seriously any time a male is like 'maybe she liked it tho' i want to slap someone.
I think it would be amazing if DPR was a woman. The whole mystery of it is hot enough as it is, but add that twist and it would be perfect.
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yeah it just got to me. bit of a touchy subject and i was on day 1 nicotine withdrawal, day 2 today that's why i'm more sweary than usual :) it wasn't even the op, it was the responses saying that it was funny or acceptable somehow that were making me like :o i usually let other peoples outrage feed the trolls but a lot of people saying it was ok... no. it took ages to get locked too. mods enjoying the bank holiday lol
i remember seeing the thing implying dpr could be female, think it was an escrow agreement then everyone was speculating whether they were going to introduce different types of escrow and whether this place is run by ladies haha. i'm not fussed either way, just glad it's here and huge amounts of respect to everyone who makes it possible :D
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Is yr sig Regina Spektor, kitkat?
Oh yes. :D
And if DPR is a girl, and looks anything like the goddess Regina, then I would so be all over that shit as well.
oh good this thread has been revived with cliche sexual fantasies... haha actually feels like a safe haven after spending the morning debating the ethics of rape with some creepers on here. if this turns into 50 shades of shite i'm gone.
Ewwwww 50 Shades of Grey...that is for bored housewives who have no idea what it would actually be like. They can't handle the real life shit. That fantasy is tame as hell in comparison to some others I could share, but not quite sure even the SR forums could handle my shit.
Fucking 50 Shades of Gray...booooo. :P
Regina Spektor is a badass, not gonna lie. Took my younger sister to the concert for her 20th bday :)
I could go on for about ten double-spaced, Times New Roman 12 pt font pages about how much 50 Shades of Gray sucks a donkey penis in comparison to the MAJORITY of other things published out there. Just goes to show how shitty our popular culture is these days. Like Ms. Swanson over here, I was barely able to read more than a couple of pages before I burned that POS book I stole like the kindling it was meant to be.
As for DPR being female... interesting. Very interesting, indeed. I think it's totally possible and just added a whole new level to the DPR sexiness discussion.
*runs off back to the boy's side of the forums*
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Is yr sig Regina Spektor, kitkat?
Oh yes. :D
And if DPR is a girl, and looks anything like the goddess Regina, then I would so be all over that shit as well.
oh good this thread has been revived with cliche sexual fantasies... haha actually feels like a safe haven after spending the morning debating the ethics of rape with some creepers on here. if this turns into 50 shades of shite i'm gone.
Ewwwww 50 Shades of Grey...that is for bored housewives who have no idea what it would actually be like. They can't handle the real life shit. That fantasy is tame as hell in comparison to some others I could share, but not quite sure even the SR forums could handle my shit.
Fucking 50 Shades of Gray...booooo. :P
Regina Spektor is a badass, not gonna lie. Took my younger sister to the concert for her 20th bday :)
I could go on for about ten double-spaced, Times New Roman 12 pt font pages about how much 50 Shades of Gray sucks a donkey penis in comparison to the MAJORITY of other things published out there. Just goes to show how shitty our popular culture is these days. Like Ms. Swanson over here, I was barely able to read more than a couple of pages before I burned that POS book I stole like the kindling it was meant to be.
As for DPR being female... interesting. Very interesting, indeed. I think it's totally possible and just added a whole new level to the DPR sexiness discussion.
*runs off back to the boy's side of the forums*
AHHHHHH invite me next time!!!!! Lucky zip's little sis.
And shame on you for buying that book hahaha. But glad you burned it. I think the same people who enjoyed the sparkly vampire crap were having whoregasms over that nonsense.
And HOLDUP....
we need more hot DPR sex scenarios please....my dirty mind can only provide so many ideas for you guys...
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Regina Spektor is a badass, not gonna lie. Took my younger sister to the concert for her 20th bday :)
I could go on for about ten double-spaced, Times New Roman 12 pt font pages about how much 50 Shades of Gray sucks a donkey penis in comparison to the MAJORITY of other things published out there. Just goes to show how shitty our popular culture is these days. Like Ms. Swanson over here, I was barely able to read more than a couple of pages before I burned that POS book I stole like the kindling it was meant to be.
As for DPR being female... interesting. Very interesting, indeed. I think it's totally possible and just added a whole new level to the DPR sexiness discussion.
*runs off back to the boy's side of the forums*
AHHHHHH invite me next time!!!!! Lucky zip's little sis.
And shame on you for buying that book hahaha. But glad you burned it. I think the same people who enjoyed the sparkly vampire crap were having whoregasms over that nonsense.
And HOLDUP....
we need more hot DPR sex scenarios please....my dirty mind can only provide so many ideas for you guys...
I apologize for the diction and syntax of my previous post, it was a bit confusing, I will admit. "Like Ms. Swanson over here, I was barely able to read more than a couple of pages before I burned that POS book I stole like the kindling it was meant to be."
I would never, EVER pay for a book like that. Especially being the literary snob I am... note that in the quote above, I mention that I STOLE the book from the bookstore. That book isn't worth its weight in highway dust.
The only good thing that came from that book is an encounter I had with an older woman... she was reading the book at the time and somehow it kept making her think dirty thoughts about me. So maybe this book is relighting some sexual fires for some people. Or maybe it's just telling people how to write erotically. I'd rate it a 2/10 on the literature scale, a 5/10 on the spice-up-bedroom-fantasies scale, and a 10/10 on the kindling scale. It burns really well and provides adequate combustion for the fireplace at home.
And I can definitely give you some sexy female-DPR scenarios if you like. :)
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hi lovely ladies in here :) this does seem like a nice little spot. (or not so nice maybe...)
I think it would be amazing if DPR was a woman. The whole mystery of it is hot enough as it is, but add that twist and it would be perfect.
Welcome SR Sistaaaa :) Please stay a while! Our club is growing, YAY!!!
DPR female? Totally hot, but more so TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!
or fox news maybe. shit i used to watch that stoned WE CAN'T HAVE A MUSLIM RUNNING FOR OFFICE THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. i love their reporters, they're hilarious with their misplaced outrage.
LO mutherfucking L
Please go here and follow directions to the chatroom... we need you in there :P
link: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=175.msg876033#msg876033
what's this thread about?
It's about GIRL POWER
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longting man. **edit, i'm in chat now but that was effort!
zipstyle, did you mean it as a pun saying it was intended for kindling as it was originally only released via kindle or was that just a weird coinkydink? made me laugh either way :)
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zipstyle, did you mean it as a pun saying it was intended for kindling as it was originally only released via kindle or was that just a weird coinkydink? made me laugh either way :)
LOL... I'm thought the same thing!
Thanks fuk you are in chat now ;D
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Just popped in to wish all the 'SR Sisters' a very happy easter weekend :) I can think of several office scenarios that involve me as a secretary or something seducing the office IT guy...hahaha. Most involve me being spanked for "forgetting" the password to my workstation while bending over his desk and wearing a mini skirt and high heels. Tech guys are smart. Then you add a touch of social awkwardness and sexual frustraion. OK!! Seriously...how is that NOT hot?!?!
Excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower now.
NaUgHtY KITKAT! I'm LOLing and getting turned on all at the same time!
This whole Secretary scenario is so hot it's hard to handle....hopefully he places a 'wanted' ad soon... is there an SR classifieds section? cold showers aren't working for me anymore.
Has anyone seen a film called 'The Secretary' it came out about ten years ago or so, it's a must watch for all fans of the sexy secretary scenario ;)
One of my favorite movies ;)
I LOVE that film, need to get me a girl like that :O)
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Regina Spektor is a badass, not gonna lie. Took my younger sister to the concert for her 20th bday :)
I could go on for about ten double-spaced, Times New Roman 12 pt font pages about how much 50 Shades of Gray sucks a donkey penis in comparison to the MAJORITY of other things published out there. Just goes to show how shitty our popular culture is these days. Like Ms. Swanson over here, I was barely able to read more than a couple of pages before I burned that POS book I stole like the kindling it was meant to be.
As for DPR being female... interesting. Very interesting, indeed. I think it's totally possible and just added a whole new level to the DPR sexiness discussion.
*runs off back to the boy's side of the forums*
AHHHHHH invite me next time!!!!! Lucky zip's little sis.
And shame on you for buying that book hahaha. But glad you burned it. I think the same people who enjoyed the sparkly vampire crap were having whoregasms over that nonsense.
And HOLDUP....
we need more hot DPR sex scenarios please....my dirty mind can only provide so many ideas for you guys...
I apologize for the diction and syntax of my previous post, it was a bit confusing, I will admit. "Like Ms. Swanson over here, I was barely able to read more than a couple of pages before I burned that POS book I stole like the kindling it was meant to be."
I would never, EVER pay for a book like that. Especially being the literary snob I am... note that in the quote above, I mention that I STOLE the book from the bookstore. That book isn't worth its weight in highway dust.
The only good thing that came from that book is an encounter I had with an older woman... she was reading the book at the time and somehow it kept making her think dirty thoughts about me. So maybe this book is relighting some sexual fires for some people. Or maybe it's just telling people how to write erotically. I'd rate it a 2/10 on the literature scale, a 5/10 on the spice-up-bedroom-fantasies scale, and a 10/10 on the kindling scale. It burns really well and provides adequate combustion for the fireplace at home.
And I can definitely give you some sexy female-DPR scenarios if you like. :)
HAHAHAHAHA +1 that whole post was full of awesome. I love the rating scale.
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Just popped in to wish all the 'SR Sisters' a very happy easter weekend :) I can think of several office scenarios that involve me as a secretary or something seducing the office IT guy...hahaha. Most involve me being spanked for "forgetting" the password to my workstation while bending over his desk and wearing a mini skirt and high heels. Tech guys are smart. Then you add a touch of social awkwardness and sexual frustraion. OK!! Seriously...how is that NOT hot?!?!
Excuse me, I need to go take a cold shower now.
NaUgHtY KITKAT! I'm LOLing and getting turned on all at the same time!
This whole Secretary scenario is so hot it's hard to handle....hopefully he places a 'wanted' ad soon... is there an SR classifieds section? cold showers aren't working for me anymore.
Has anyone seen a film called 'The Secretary' it came out about ten years ago or so, it's a must watch for all fans of the sexy secretary scenario ;)
One of my favorite movies ;)
I LOVE that film, need to get me a girl like that :O)
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Hi Ace! ;)
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zipstyle, did you mean it as a pun saying it was intended for kindling as it was originally only released via kindle or was that just a weird coinkydink? made me laugh either way :)
LOL... I'm thought the same thing!
Thanks fuk you are in chat now ;D
hehe yes Ron Swanson, I'm rather surprised you knew that!
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mmmmm The secretaryyyyy
HOT HOT HOT
Being a gay girl i still wouldnt mind having that man do bad bad things to meeeeeeeeeeeee
Big love to SR girls :)
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my head is filled with useless knowledge! yet i still can't remember where i stashed a bag of benzos a couple months ago...
damn i'm not the only gay in the village anymore myfanwy! welcome fellow dyke, does 2 people a club make?
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thanks for the welcome ;)
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so..
who wants to read my female DPR story?
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yeah go on, forums dull as shit tonight lol
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mmmmm The secretaryyyyy
HOT HOT HOT
Being a gay girl i still wouldnt mind having that man do bad bad things to meeeeeeeeeeeee
Big love to SR girls :)
Welcome SIS!
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so..
who wants to read my female DPR story?
does it involve rope?
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so..
who wants to read my female DPR story?
does it involve rope?
Yes, kitkat. there is rope. lots of it.
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It's cool. I have yet to discuss fisting, however :-\
Try SexyWax. She - REDACT - He seems to know a lot about it for some reason. You're welcome.
I'll come back after my sandwich.
Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
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It's cool. I have yet to discuss fisting, however :-\
Try SexyWax. She - REDACT - He seems to know a lot about it for some reason. You're welcome.
I'll come back after my sandwich.
Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
Simply use this listing for everything you want to know ;)
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Thank you, Aussie bob :-* :-*
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longting man.
Nice.. I'm glad I am not the only one around here who busts out the occasional jafakin' shit..
Bumba!!!
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so..
who wants to read my female DPR story?
I DO!
please include a soundtrack :)
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Have not heard back yet from the boss yet about whether or not he approves of our club, much less our annual party, BUT, i can still have fun planning it... these are just ideas, feel free to fill in the holes :P
I'm thinking we need to reserve the champagne room at the spearmint rhino for this SHINDIG. unless you guys want to do Amsterdam.
nomad can watch the door because A) i dont think he cares to party much with any of the girls in the HOOD unless MissPrissy joins and B) i imagine him to be pretty fucking intimidating, so PERFECT for scaring away LE ::)
Ok, next, Razorspyne will bodyguard the girls since there will inevitably be some sort of brawl over who gets a front row seat at Prinny's stage, and since Razzy knows how to stab stealthily, he gets the job.
ZipStyle will perform flows and/or whompy "Battleship Gallatic Stars" tributes songs while the girls parade around and prove their womanness.
DrGonzo will be makin' it rain all night long, I'm sure :)
Also, Studio 54 theme and SS= Andy Warhol
Still can't decide what I want to do with RonSwanson....... so many ideas....
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Have not heard back yet from the boss yet about whether or not he approves of our club, much less our initiation process, but, i can still have fun planning it... these are jsut ideas, feel free to leave your input :P
I'm thinking we need to reserve the champagne room at the spearmint rhino for this SHINDIG. unless you guys want to do Amsterdam.
nomad can watch the door because A) i dont think he cares to party much with any of the girls in the HOOD unless MissPrissy joins and B) i imagine him to be pretty fucking intimidating, so PERFECT for scaring away LE ::)
Ok, next, Razorspyne will bodyguard the girls since there will inevitably be some sort of brawl over who gets a front row seat at Prinny's stage, and since Razzy knows how to stab stealthily, he gets the job.
ZipStyle will perform flows and/or whompy "Battleship Gallatic Stars" tributes songs while the girls parade around and prove their womanness.
DrGonzo will be makin' it rain all night long, I'm sure :)
Also, Studio 54 theme and SS= Andy Warhol
Still can't decide what I want to do with RonSwanson....... so many ideas....
Ill be the guy in the bathroom with 3 girls railing lines and fucking until closing time 8)
Don't worry TB, your invited.
Chaos
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Have not heard back yet from the boss yet about whether or not he approves of our club, much less our annual party, BUT, i can still have fun planning it... these are just ideas, feel free to fill in the holes :P
I'm thinking we need to reserve the champagne room at the spearmint rhino for this SHINDIG. unless you guys want to do Amsterdam.
nomad can watch the door because A) i dont think he cares to party much with any of the girls in the HOOD unless MissPrissy joins and B) i imagine him to be pretty fucking intimidating, so PERFECT for scaring away LE ::)
Ok, next, Razorspyne will bodyguard the girls since there will inevitably be some sort of brawl over who gets a front row seat at Prinny's stage, and since Razzy knows how to stab stealthily, he gets the job.
ZipStyle will perform flows and/or whompy "Battleship Gallatic Stars" tributes songs while the girls parade around and prove their womanness.
DrGonzo will be makin' it rain all night long, I'm sure :)
Also, Studio 54 theme and SS= Andy Warhol
Still can't decide what I want to do with RonSwanson....... so many ideas....
This is awesome.
Idk about the battleship galactic stars tribute songs though...a bit too nerdy for my vibe but hey whatever the ladies are into ;)
Sign me up for this reunion and let's do it up rightt.
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Also, Studio 54 theme and SS= Andy Warhol
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."
Sure, I'm game. I'll stand in the shadows with a top hat watching mysteriously all night :)
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Also, Studio 54 theme and SS= Andy Warhol
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."
Sure, I'm game. I'll stand in the shadows with a top hat watching mysteriously all night :)
It would be a damn pleasure to have you there, SS ;)
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Ill be the guy in the bathroom with 3 girls railing lines and fucking until closing time 8)
Don't worry TB, your invited.
Chaos
Yeeee fooo shooooo... errrrbody knows the vegas bathrooms are where it's at 8) plus, sneaking bumps in a bathroom stall under a sign that says "Possession or use of narcotics on these premises is strictly prohibited" is my second favorite way to do coke ;D
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Sounds like some pretty cool ides btu wait a sec This thread is for females only? Sorry bout that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBrRBZy8OTs
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I'll admit I wasn't going to come in here until I saw....
SR SISTERS come in :) No boys allowed. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->MikeHunt
Then I knew I had to take a peak, I like...
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I'll admit I wasn't going to come in here until I saw....
SR SISTERS come in :) No boys allowed. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->MikeHunt
Then I knew I had to take a peak, I like...
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME. so far it has attracted girls and ALMOST all of my favorite boys :) hahahahaha :P
wassup my cunt :) anmd ohhh heyyyaaaaaaaaa White0ut ;)
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Sooo.. I guess I missed the contest.. next time ? :)
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This is a huge problem, people need to realize that if you post something that you have posted on the clearnet YOU WILL BE LINKED AND SCREWED. ALSO YOUR SR USERNAME MUST HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR REAL NAME OR USERNAME ON ANY CLEARNET SITE.
As a side note if DPR is a man, which I am almost positive he is not, it would go like this. 20 of DPR's closest girls doing all sorts of naughty things to him and each other, while DPR is distant reading a book on philosophy, or libertarianism, not even paying any attention to the girls all playing with his dick.
This is the way it would go because DPR always seems distant to his beloved community. We know he loves us even though he doesn't say it.
Chaos
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as I said help of my partner ;) Would you please remove the link tho..
Please don't tell me that is you who posted that on the clearnet. If so by posting it here your just asking to be found out by LE. I would really doubt that you wrote that so what are you worried about? That people will see that you plagiarized and claimed it was you? Was your helper your penis? Sorry I just have one moral, stealing. It's just so low.
Chaos
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It's not theft when its your own.. Just stupidity.. ( and wonderment that you knew that posting) and Mr has the penis.. I have the BOOBS>> :P
its really not wanting harassment on that site more then I am worried about LE from it..
Seriously delete your account. For your own safety. You only have 130 posts so you can create another forums account under a different name. Your name is to similar and everything is watched.
Chaos
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Sooo.. I guess I missed the contest.. next time ? :)
When you create your new account if you have any questions on security make sure to ask me, I am overjoyed helping someone stay free.
For anyone seeing these posts NAMEDELETEDDUE TO SAFETY accidently exposed herself so I told her to delete her posts. Don't forget friends always be careful, the smallest thing could expose you.
Chaos
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I'll admit I wasn't going to come in here until I saw....
SR SISTERS come in :) No boys allowed. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->MikeHunt
Then I knew I had to take a peak, I like...
WHITE :-* i love that i get a mention in your sig alongside mi princesssaa! I feel so spessshhhyy
PS: HEY
I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
call me, maybe?
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So hey, Sisters of SR, I've got a question for y'all. And plz, don't take this in the wrong way, mmmkay?
This is just one of Zip's questions about WHY the ladyfolk do some of the things they do, yanno?
So...why is it that women have to ask men to cum during sex?
Sorry if this is like, your trademark move, but why?? It's a sure way of delaying my orgasm, no doubt.
I'd love to be educated, and if not, then maybe my opinion will be enlightening to someone?
Okay. Just posting this cuz i can't sleep cuz I'm sleeping on the floor and I have allergies to dust and the dust is making me sneeze like every 10 minutes. Scratch that, every 5 minutes. Dammit, just sneezed again.
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P.S. Hooray for my 600th post!
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LOL i'd guess it's pretty much the same reason as why guys always ask if you've cum yet.. either they genuinely can't tell, don't realise asking makes them look thick as shit and is a massive mood killer or it's a not so subtle way of saying hurry the fuck up i'm getting pretty bored and i'm out of moves, if you take much longer i'm going to collapse from exhaustion and I WANNA GET MINE DAMNIT. most guys are out after jizzspunk numero uno at least for a break so shouldn't really have to ask.. inexperience? but wtf girl can't identify a male orgasm though... refer them to a course, some reading/viewing material or the nearest exit haha
now gtfo that post was in no way related to the spice girls. at least drop a cheeky spice up your life in there or something. rude.
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now gtfo that post was in no way related to the spice girls. at least drop a cheeky spice up your life in there or something. rude.
DITTO
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Sigh, so much for trying to end the sexual confusion wars...
::) :P
Probably picked the wrong thread, but I'm sure there are lots of other guys that wonder the same thing and, yanno, would wanna understand a bit better.
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I'm actually a woman in real life.
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if a girl says something and you want to know why she said it then ask her, not just any female existing in the world because we may all have vaginas and whatnot but surprisingly enough we are individuals and we don't have identical personalities/thought processes. just make a point to say beforehand and boom sorted. it's not rocket science. why the fuck don't people just talk to each other about their personal issues... straight people are so weird.
ohh ladylim did you do a tom gabel?!
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ohh ladylim did you do a tom gabel?!
TO THE MAX! 8)
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ohh ladylim did you do a tom gabel?!
TO THE MAX! 8)
hahaha inverted peen!
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ohh ladylim did you do a tom gabel?!
TO THE MAX! 8)
hahaha inverted peen!
It's so inverted when I get a hard on I automatically bum myself!
LADY BALLS FOR THE WIN! COME ON SISTERS BURN YOUR BRAS!
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ohh ladylim did you do a tom gabel?!
TO THE MAX! 8)
hahaha inverted peen!
It's so inverted when I get a hard on I automatically bum myself!
LADY BALLS FOR THE WIN! COME ON SISTERS BURN YOUR BRAS!
lol crikey. what bras? they all got burned in the 70s now they're sagging at my knees...
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ohh ladylim did you do a tom gabel?!
TO THE MAX! 8)
hahaha inverted peen!
It's so inverted when I get a hard on I automatically bum myself!
LADY BALLS FOR THE WIN! COME ON SISTERS BURN YOUR BRAS!
lol crikey. what bras? they all got burned in the 70s now they're sagging at my knees...
The one's in the shoe cupboard.... :o
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Sigh, so much for trying to end the sexual confusion wars...
::) :P
Probably picked the wrong thread, but I'm sure there are lots of other guys that wonder the same thing and, yanno, would wanna understand a bit better.
Ok, zip... sorry i was short with you earlier but I have def never had to *ask* a man to cum before... that shizz (jizzz) just usually happens and if it doesn't I'm not really one to care enough to ask (WTF?). As long as I got mine ( and I usually do ;) ) then FUCK 'EM :P My guess is you've been fucking some lame chicks lately. Dunno really but if you want my girly advice I hope you don't mind that I quote the great Garth Algar: "Get over it. Go out with somebody else."
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Sigh, so much for trying to end the sexual confusion wars...
::) :P
Probably picked the wrong thread, but I'm sure there are lots of other guys that wonder the same thing and, yanno, would wanna understand a bit better.
Ok, zip... sorry i was short with you earlier but I have def never had to *ask* a man to cum before... that shizz (jizzz) just usually happens and if it doesn't I'm not really one to care enough to ask (WTF?). As long as I got mine ( and I usually do ;) ) then FUCK 'EM :P My guess is you've been fucking some lame chicks lately. Dunno really but if you want my girly advice I hope you don't mind that I quote the great Garth Algar: "Get over it. Go out with somebody else."
HAHAHA and this is why i LOVE the TrashBox20!
Solid advice <33