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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: TrashBox on December 27, 2012, 06:01 am
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
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ROFLMAO!!!!
you should change the title of this post to: "SMOKE ALL THE WEED YOU CAN BEFORE READING THIS"
omg i really fell out of my chair laughing....
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;D
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lol this is seriously a hilarious post.
as for homosexual thoughts, not a biggy. dont stress about it haha .
its "normal" for some people :D
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if you fantasize about other people on the internet that you've never met, then you are a filthy degenerate who needs to get a life
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joywind who are you to decide who needs to get a life? stop judging people and learn that you're no better than any other person, we are equals.
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if you fantasize about other people on the internet that you've never met, then you are a filthy degenerate who needs to get a life
Hey joywind I guess your on a mission to collect negative karma? Let me add one to you. You earned it with this negative comment. Nothing positive about it.
Many many people are sexually stimulated from a mental stand point online. Maybe you are jealous?
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Many many people are sexually stimulated from a mental stand point online. Maybe you are jealous?
lol if I were jealous, I would WANT the attention of the opposite sex. I don't want the attention of fools, and I am proud to be celibate. On attaining chastity a man derives fathomless benefit from that... And there is nothing that he needs to add to brahmacharya to have brahmacharya's fruit and reward. Celibacy is its own reward, and the true celibate is jealous of nothing.
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Many many people are sexually stimulated from a mental stand point online. Maybe you are jealous?
lol if I were jealous, I would WANT the attention of the opposite sex. I don't want the attention of fools, and I am proud to be celibate. On attaining chastity a man derives fathomless benefit from that... And there is nothing that he needs to add to brahmacharya to have brahmacharya's fruit and reward. Celibacy is its own reward, and the true celibate is jealous of nothing.
Which is why the true celibate is also a complete douche?
Man, you fuckers who do that "I'm better than you" shit because of some "slightly special"-bullshit really need to shove it up your own ass. typtyp does it right, he connects and loves everyone.
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hey Joywind your not a true celibate if your spanking the monkey.
It's cool to have a philosophy and all but your judgmental shit cancels out any positive vibes you may want to spread. Judge not lest ye be judged thyself?
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hey Joywind your not a true celibate if your spanking the monkey.
I don't masturbate.
It's cool to have a philosophy and all but your judgmental shit cancels out any positive vibes you may want to spread. Judge not lest ye be judged thyself?
I judge myself by the same standards I judge others. And they are not my standards, but the standards of truth and morality, not my own subjective opinions.
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Oh my God you don't say?
So what tho. There's more ways to communicate intelligently without spitting the truth in every bodies face. Your opinions of the truth are probably different then some or most people.
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Oh my God you don't say?
Yes, it's called truth. There is such a thing is truth and reality. Some things are really wrong, and some things are really right. Some things are false, other things are correct. LSD tells you the lie that everything is unreal or relative. That's the drug talking, not the voice of truth.
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So you had a bad trip? If you don't like LSD then stay the fuck away from it. It's not for everybody. Each to their own. I don't let drugs tell me what to think and believe so do you think I would allow another person to? No. See you can't save the world. This is a free market site where freedom rules and it's not always for the faint of heart
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Oh my God you don't say?
Yes, it's called truth. There is such a thing is truth and reality. Some things are really wrong, and some things are really right. Some things are false, other things are correct. LSD tells you the lie that everything is unreal or relative. That's the drug talking, not the voice of truth.
Guess I wasn't done...
Mate, if you're hearing voices then we've already figured out what is wrong with you. Cheers on the schizophrenia, I guess.
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So you had a bad trip? If you don't like LSD then stay the fuck away from it. It's not for everybody. Each to their own. I don't let drugs tell me what to think and believe so do you think I would allow another person to? No. See you can't save the world. This is a free market site where freedom rules and it's not always for the faint of heart
no one should take LSD because it promotes values that are against our civilization...It tells you the lie that everyhint is relative, everything is unreal, truth doesn't exist, time is an illusion, God exists, everyone should love everyone indiscriminately, etc., etc. If everyone took LSD and believed these values, we would live in a fascist, socialist, or primitivist-anarchist society.
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So you had a bad trip? If you don't like LSD then stay the fuck away from it. It's not for everybody. Each to their own. I don't let drugs tell me what to think and believe so do you think I would allow another person to? No. See you can't save the world. This is a free market site where freedom rules and it's not always for the faint of heart
no one should take LSD because it promotes values that are against our civilization...It tells you the lie that everyhint is relative, everything is unreal, truth doesn't exist, time is an illusion, God exists, everyone should love everyone indiscriminately, etc., etc. If everyone took LSD and believed these values, we would live in a fascist, socialist, or primitivist-anarchist society.
... At this point, I can't tell if you're trying to be amusing via poorly-worded satire. If you are, you suck at it. If you aren't, you are so stupid that it still looks like satire.
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Just because it's poorly worded, doesn't mean it isn't true. And the only reason it's poorly worded is because I'm high and I can't be bothered to put any effort into this forum any more.
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With Anonymity comes Fantasy. :) Let your imagination run wild!
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the great thing with fantasy is the limit is your imagination, so take another toke, have another hit, do another line and go mental!
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
I'm probably the most explicit person on SR where's MY medal. What about MY sexy posts (some have been deleted)? Actually they've had some distasteful subject material lately, but usually sexy from time to time. Anyway, who's MrGonzo? I did a search and it came up with 0 search results. :-\
God joywind, you're so cheerful today. Can't even reply because I don't know where to start.
Meanwhile, there is no MrGonzo on these forums lol. Another forum or perhaps an urban legend I presume?
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Op are you male or female?
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Stop feeding the troll (joywind).
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Op are you male or female?
I can't believe you asked that. OP wrote they fantasied having it with MrGonzo and his
I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
I think you can rule out male pmsl, especially when they refer to themself as a cowgirl. Perhaps you missed the first post?????
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lol im pretty sure two guys could get it on in that position *not through experience... Just through a vague knowledge of anatomy*... Maybe Op is male and wants to take a seat on the Dr's lap :P I dont think it helped that I read the comments in the gay thread a moment before.. my brain tends to link things together for no reason
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I'm female, so no homosexual thoughts going on here... not that there's anything wrong with that. And, yes, I thought I was being clear with the reverse cowgirl, but I hadn't thought about that being a a good dude on dude position.
Also, I made a mistake and called my man Mr when actually he has a PhD. I'll go back and edit my OP.
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if you fantasize about other people on the internet that you've never met, then you are a filthy degenerate who needs to get a life
Well, yes, but I already knew that... Tell me about your fantasies, daddy ;)
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lol 8) I loved the sea of bitcoins comment.. Like do you imagine it matrix styleee. Like fucking on a big sea of binary or is it more a tangible pile of gold coins.
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if you fantasize about other people on the internet that you've never met, then you are a filthy degenerate who needs to get a life
Well, yes, but I already knew that... Tell me about your fantasies, daddy ;)
Much rather be a filthy filthy kink monster than a prude... In fact I'd rather be filthy than a lot of things.. hummmmmm imagination takes hold
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Sometimes I wish we could all meet together like Woodstock only with even more drugs, and just relax and chill out in the fresh air with nobody there to judge you or arrest you or make you feel bad. And sex is involved at some point too, in a kind of carefree intense way with whatever drug you choose guiding you along. That would be really nice.
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If you've never imagined a giant SR orgy (with more chicks) then I think there may be something wrong with you. I had one vendor I thought would be fun to have a ravetastic sex sesh with when i first joined.
Does anyone else imagine their Canadian vendors as females? I dont know why theres like 3 canadian vendors that I always picture as females in my head
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lol sorry i assumed you were of the male gender xD
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
ha ha that is really sweet! I hope DrGonzo replies to this thread, I would love to hear what he thinks!
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
I'm probably the most explicit person on SR where's MY medal. What about MY sexy posts (some have been deleted)? Actually they've had some distasteful subject material lately, but usually sexy from time to time. Anyway, who's MrGonzo? I did a search and it came up with 0 search results. :-\
God joywind, you're so cheerful today. Can't even reply because I don't know where to start.
Meanwhile, there is no MrGonzo on these forums lol. Another forum or perhaps an urban legend I presume?
Feel free to post links to your sexy post... I might be able to come up with a medal.
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lol 8) I loved the sea of bitcoins comment.. Like do you imagine it matrix styleee. Like fucking on a big sea of binary or is it more a tangible pile of gold coins.
I want to say matrix style bc I think that's what you want to hear, but it was really more like Scrooge's vault in DuckTales.
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lol nah sweetie, I was kinda looking for the swimming pool of notes idea. Coins might get uncomfy... I like the kinkiness of fucking on wads of cash, I did it once when I won 7K on the horses at hollyhead. I love the smell of it. And I like being able to buy stuff with the money and in my head be thinking if only you knew that Id been pounding someone on that 50 not long ago. lolssssssssss
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
I'm probably the most explicit person on SR where's MY medal. What about MY sexy posts (some have been deleted)? Actually they've had some distasteful subject material lately, but usually sexy from time to time. Anyway, who's MrGonzo? I did a search and it came up with 0 search results. :-\
God joywind, you're so cheerful today. Can't even reply because I don't know where to start.
Meanwhile, there is no MrGonzo on these forums lol. Another forum or perhaps an urban legend I presume?
Feel free to post links to your sexy post... I might be able to come up with a medal.
Okay ;)
........I've done it, apparently I was "too gentlemanly" and that pissed me off so I just went harder, no one got hurt, OnePotMama........
........I've done a lot of kinky things. I've never said no to anyone who I felt could keep a secret. I've also been rough. I've smothered (with my ass. But that was when it was nice and fat. Now I can't push my butt fully over somebody's face because it's not as big since I've changed my diet ) But I've never intentionally hurt someone in sex. I've hurt a few girls accidentally and then I've copped a ........
Oh....
Basically though, if given a choice, I prefer women. Just seems to work out better.
I know I know. I thought I'd leave the other stuff out and now it doesn't make sense. (LOT of stuff left out here. Don't look for it ;) )
Oh....
Yes. I was looking at sex videos on the internet earlier today through curiosity (I was not even horny, I just appreciate beauty) and the clip had a nondescript title like "pretty brunette" or something in a nondescript section like "babes" or something.......
Oh? Oh....
Straight and kinky. Like to cuddle. Like to kiss. Like to do a lot actually.
Does anyone here know how to auto-report this idiot DPRs Mom? He's a spammer. Possibly the same loser behind the BTCshop spams.
Oh? ....Oh!
Wait, some of my posts got deleted as well >:( so they are lost forever.
Maybe I don't deserve a gold medal, but maybe a bronze, surely. It has to count for something?
lol ACE! TY for sharing that with us. :P
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lol nah sweetie, I was kinda looking for the swimming pool of notes idea. Coins might get uncomfy... I like the kinkiness of fucking on wads of cash, I did it once when I won 7K on the horses at hollyhead. I love the smell of it. And I like being able to buy stuff with the money and in my head be thinking if only you knew that Id been pounding someone on that 50 not long ago. lolssssssssss
.......................It's happening again.................... I'm having those thoughts.................
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Booshified: That does sound nice. Ever been to Burning Man?
Razorspyne: I remember some of those posts, including the part you left out :-*
PennyLoaferz: Your sn makes me think you wear pink. I bet there are more female vendors, Canadian too, than you think. "Box" is half my sn and most assume I'm a man anyway.
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
I'm probably the most explicit person on SR where's MY medal. What about MY sexy posts (some have been deleted)? Actually they've had some distasteful subject material lately, but usually sexy from time to time. Anyway, who's MrGonzo? I did a search and it came up with 0 search results. :-\
God joywind, you're so cheerful today. Can't even reply because I don't know where to start.
Meanwhile, there is no MrGonzo on these forums lol. Another forum or perhaps an urban legend I presume?
Feel free to post links to your sexy post... I might be able to come up with a medal.
Okay ;)
........I've done it, apparently I was "too gentlemanly" and that pissed me off so I just went harder, no one got hurt, OnePotMama........
........I've done a lot of kinky things. I've never said no to anyone who I felt could keep a secret. I've also been rough. I've smothered (with my ass. But that was when it was nice and fat. Now I can't push my butt fully over somebody's face because it's not as big since I've changed my diet ) But I've never intentionally hurt someone in sex. I've hurt a few girls accidentally and then I've copped a ........
Oh....
Basically though, if given a choice, I prefer women. Just seems to work out better.
I know I know. I thought I'd leave the other stuff out and now it doesn't make sense. (LOT of stuff left out here. Don't look for it ;) )
Oh....
Yes. I was looking at sex videos on the internet earlier today through curiosity (I was not even horny, I just appreciate beauty) and the clip had a nondescript title like "pretty brunette" or something in a nondescript section like "babes" or something.......
Oh? Oh....
Straight and kinky. Like to cuddle. Like to kiss. Like to do a lot actually.
Does anyone here know how to auto-report this idiot DPRs Mom? He's a spammer. Possibly the same loser behind the BTCshop spams.
Oh? ....Oh!
Wait, some of my posts got deleted as well >:( so they are lost forever.
Maybe I don't deserve a gold medal, but maybe a bronze, surely. It has to count for something?
lol ACE! TY for sharing that with us. :P
OOOooooooooh.
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Sex, drugs and.... Psytrance?!
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Sex, drugs and.... Psytrance?!
Sounds like a perfect date lol
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Oh God ACE! I can't tell you're Rox flirting with me or the alpha-male ($$$ bed, I LOVE it!). Looks like you're blowing bubbles at me. Which is good if you're Rox, bad if if you're alpha-male.
I'm looking at your sig.s. I can't detect a difference.
Aaaaayy TreeSpirit! WB to SR! :)
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Oh God ACE! I can't tell you're Rox flirting with me or the alpha-male ($$$ bed, I LOVE it!). Looks like you're blowing bubbles at me. Which is good if you're Rox, bad if if you're alpha-male.
I'm looking at your sig.s. I can't detect a difference.
Aaaaayy TreeSpirit! WB to SR! :)
Tiz I, the foxyest roxyest rox in the world. Ace is trying to teach the great dane to speak(bark) on command... ::) Boyzzzzzzzzzzz and their doggahs. Iḿ trying to find a new hair colour and looking for cool links http://www.scribd.com/doc/81129630/Tor-onion-linklist this whole interweb selling thing has got me turning into a geeek! I miss the good old days of street selling tho ;D
ROX
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Aaaaayy Rox Fox! WB. I still can't tell the difference until you start typing, and then I'm in stitches so to speak. Boyz and their and their doggahs..... ::)
Yeah there's a marked difference in the English between you and that other guy (alpha-male). I'm trying a new dye colour next year just for a change, but you can try any colour you want.
Just looking over pine's old posts, I'm kinda off and on SR forums right now. I'm also pretty damn hungry :'( I sometimes flirt but I'm a bit tired so I'll leave it, lol. Good luck to alpha-male or whoever getting a great dane to talk. Bart Simpson tried it once. It didn't work out.
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Aaaaayy Rox Fox! WB. I still can't tell the difference until you start typing, and then I'm in stitches so to speak. Boyz and their and their doggahs..... ::)
Yeah there's a marked difference in the English between you and that other guy (alpha-male). I'm trying a new dye colour next year just for a change, but you can try any colour you want.
Just looking over pine's old posts, I'm kinda off and on SR forums right now. I'm also pretty damn hungry :'( I sometimes flirt but I'm a bit tired so I'll leave it, lol. Good luck to alpha-male or whoever getting a great dane to talk. Bart Simpson tried it once. It didn't work out.
heehee Alpha-male, hes a big old softeee really is our Ace. No barking yet so I guess we got a mute one :D raar, Im thinking blue for the hair or maybeeeeeee ginger. mannnnnnn the house is sooo quiet today without TK and his Rap music.
Rox
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Aaaaayy Rox Fox! WB. I still can't tell the difference until you start typing, and then I'm in stitches so to speak. Boyz and their and their doggahs..... ::)
Yeah there's a marked difference in the English between you and that other guy (alpha-male). I'm trying a new dye colour next year just for a change, but you can try any colour you want.
Just looking over pine's old posts, I'm kinda off and on SR forums right now. I'm also pretty damn hungry :'( I sometimes flirt but I'm a bit tired so I'll leave it, lol. Good luck to alpha-male or whoever getting a great dane to talk. Bart Simpson tried it once. It didn't work out.
heehee Alpha-male, hes a big old softeee really is our Ed (ace). No barking yet so I guess we got a mute one :D raar, Im thinking blue for the hair or maybeeeeeee ginger. mannnnnnn the house is sooo quiet today without TK and his Rap music.
Rox
Let me guess. You're English.
As a person of Irish descent, I'd say that makes you scum.
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Aaaaayy Rox Fox! WB. I still can't tell the difference until you start typing, and then I'm in stitches so to speak. Boyz and their and their doggahs..... ::)
Yeah there's a marked difference in the English between you and that other guy (alpha-male). I'm trying a new dye colour next year just for a change, but you can try any colour you want.
Just looking over pine's old posts, I'm kinda off and on SR forums right now. I'm also pretty damn hungry :'( I sometimes flirt but I'm a bit tired so I'll leave it, lol. Good luck to alpha-male or whoever getting a great dane to talk. Bart Simpson tried it once. It didn't work out.
heehee Alpha-male, hes a big old softeee really is our Ed (ace). No barking yet so I guess we got a mute one :D raar, Im thinking blue for the hair or maybeeeeeee ginger. mannnnnnn the house is sooo quiet today without TK and his Rap music.
Rox
Let me guess. You're English.
As a person of Irish descent, I'd say that makes you scum.
As a person of human descent, I'd say that being joywind makes you scum. :)
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Aaaaayy Rox Fox! WB. I still can't tell the difference until you start typing, and then I'm in stitches so to speak. Boyz and their and their doggahs..... ::)
Yeah there's a marked difference in the English between you and that other guy (alpha-male). I'm trying a new dye colour next year just for a change, but you can try any colour you want.
Just looking over pine's old posts, I'm kinda off and on SR forums right now. I'm also pretty damn hungry :'( I sometimes flirt but I'm a bit tired so I'll leave it, lol. Good luck to alpha-male or whoever getting a great dane to talk. Bart Simpson tried it once. It didn't work out.
heehee Alpha-male, hes a big old softeee really is our Ed (ace). No barking yet so I guess we got a mute one :D raar, Im thinking blue for the hair or maybeeeeeee ginger. mannnnnnn the house is sooo quiet today without TK and his Rap music.
Rox
Let me guess. You're English.
As a person of Irish descent, I'd say that makes you scum.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, I say that your a 16 yr old spotty retard, with the tinyest cock ever wanking off to the spice girls whilst your mum fetches you mountain dew refills and Doritos :) Ahh, ya got me, Im English, yup. Ace is Irish though, a quarter Irish, he hates it though mainly because dumb muffins like you give being Irish a bad name... hehe :D tiz why girls like me will never go near guys like you. Inevitably you end up hating the world, everyone is so mean to ya innit? doucheeeeeeeeeeeee ::)
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Aaaaayy Rox Fox! WB. I still can't tell the difference until you start typing, and then I'm in stitches so to speak. Boyz and their and their doggahs..... ::)
Yeah there's a marked difference in the English between you and that other guy (alpha-male). I'm trying a new dye colour next year just for a change, but you can try any colour you want.
Just looking over pine's old posts, I'm kinda off and on SR forums right now. I'm also pretty damn hungry :'( I sometimes flirt but I'm a bit tired so I'll leave it, lol. Good luck to alpha-male or whoever getting a great dane to talk. Bart Simpson tried it once. It didn't work out.
heehee Alpha-male, hes a big old softeee really is our Ed (ace). No barking yet so I guess we got a mute one :D raar, Im thinking blue for the hair or maybeeeeeee ginger. mannnnnnn the house is sooo quiet today without TK and his Rap music.
Rox
Let me guess. You're English.
As a person of Irish descent, I'd say that makes you scum.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, I say that your a 16 yr old spotty retard, with the tinyest cock ever wanking off to the spice girls whilst your mum fetches you mountain dew refills and Doritos :) Ahh, ya got me, Im English, yup. Ace is Irish though, a quarter Irish, he hates it though mainly because dumb muffins like you give being Irish a bad name... hehe :D tiz why girls like me will never go near guys like you. Inevitably you end up hating the world, everyone is so mean to ya innit? doucheeeeeeeeeeeee ::)
Oh, you're a woman too. Even worse. And the reason I don't go near English women like you is because you're all a bunch of ignorant cunts.
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
It's possible with bitcoins physically exisiting now (clearwebalert) https://www.casascius.com/ it might be a bit of a passion killer if one gets lodged where the sun doesn't shine though. What can I say? I'm more of a note girl lol! Thanks for the kinky giggles on a cold winters night, they've warmed me up no end ;D
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Aaaaayy Rox Fox! WB. I still can't tell the difference until you start typing, and then I'm in stitches so to speak. Boyz and their and their doggahs..... ::)
Yeah there's a marked difference in the English between you and that other guy (alpha-male). I'm trying a new dye colour next year just for a change, but you can try any colour you want.
Just looking over pine's old posts, I'm kinda off and on SR forums right now. I'm also pretty damn hungry :'( I sometimes flirt but I'm a bit tired so I'll leave it, lol. Good luck to alpha-male or whoever getting a great dane to talk. Bart Simpson tried it once. It didn't work out.
heehee Alpha-male, hes a big old softeee really is our Ed (ace). No barking yet so I guess we got a mute one :D raar, Im thinking blue for the hair or maybeeeeeee ginger. mannnnnnn the house is sooo quiet today without TK and his Rap music.
Rox
Let me guess. You're English.
As a person of Irish descent, I'd say that makes you scum.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, I say that your a 16 yr old spotty retard, with the tinyest cock ever wanking off to the spice girls whilst your mum fetches you mountain dew refills and Doritos :) Ahh, ya got me, Im English, yup. Ace is Irish though, a quarter Irish, he hates it though mainly because dumb muffins like you give being Irish a bad name... hehe :D tiz why girls like me will never go near guys like you. Inevitably you end up hating the world, everyone is so mean to ya innit? doucheeeeeeeeeeeee ::)
Oh, you're a woman too. Even worse. And the reason I don't go near English women like you is because you're all a bunch of ignorant cunts.
Im a girl yupppers. ACE posts on this account too, hes a guy :) A proper one that is, not some half in half out freak like you, seriously how low did your mum have to go to get the sperm that ended up being you? Nabian brothel? Koala? Was what she fucked even human? Jeeezus man, I feel so sorry for you. As for you going near girls like me.. Thank fuck, although I doubt any alive girl would let you go near her without you having do slip her rohypnol first..
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Holy shit I came back at the right time lol! I don't know who to quote..... all too funny.
I guess this is not the best time to bring up that SR possibly came close to selling sex toys? ???
Looks like BlarghRawr on fire today lol. Human descent......
Um, hang a bit.... The following was posted by PrincessDildo to see if there was any interest in selling sex toys on SR:
G'day from the Duchess,
I am here today to do some market research in regards to selling sex toys and associated products on the silk road.
Before i pay to open a sellers account i would like to know if anybody would be interested in my products at these prices. These prices are an estimate and will only be for sale thru escrow. All products will be sold new and unopened, supplied from a reputable brand. Prices will be converted to $btc once i open shop and prices are excluding shipping. We will offer worldwide shipping and an express option within Australia.
Tingling nipple balm -$20
Sex attractant roll on -$40
feather whips -$25
water based lubricant 120ml -$25
silicon lubricant 60ml - $30
flavored warming lubricant 120ml -$20
female enhancement creams -$20 to $30
wired vibrating bullets -$29 to $55
wireless vibrating bullet -$40
G spot vibrators -$40 to $69
Vaginal vibrators -$30 to $49
Dual action vibrators -$65 to $220
Constriction rings with vibrating bullets -$29 to $79
Butt plug 6.5cm -$25
vibrating anal beads -$37
non vibrating strap on -$60
dual ended bendable dildo 41cm -$75
suction cup dildo 18cm -$44
Male stimulator -$39
Male arousal lubricant 90ml -$20
Anti gag oral gel -$29
Bed bondage set -$69
Bondage tape -$18
Fluffy handcuffs -$25
Blindfold -$12
Inflatable sex pillow -$55
Door swing - $125 to $199
24hour vaginal tightening cream -$30
Adult toy cleaner 118ml -$16 240ml -$21
All feedback welcome.
With much love, The Duchess xxx
lol PrincesHIGH. Was that post meant for another thread???? Sorry.... :-\ Just looked so random I though you might have fagotten which question you were replying to. :P
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lol PrincesHIGH. Was that post meant for another thread???? Sorry.... :-\ Just looked so random I though you might have fagotten which question you were replying to. :P
I love the randomness of this forum, sorry for my late entrance lol! Did DuchessDildo get any takers? *popping off to check thread interest* rofl, too funny!
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lol PrincesHIGH. Was that post meant for another thread???? Sorry.... :-\ Just looked so random I though you might have fagotten which question you were replying to. :P
I love the randomness of this forum, sorry for my late entrance lol! Did DuchessDildo get any takers? *popping off to check thread interest* rofl, too funny!
start a vendor account and sell your used panties :)
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
It's possible with bitcoins physically exisiting now (clearwebalert) https://www.casascius.com/ it might be a bit of a passion killer if one gets lodged where the sun doesn't shine though. What can I say? I'm more of a note girl lol! Thanks for the kinky giggles on a cold winters night, they've warmed me up no end ;D
Happy to warm you my fellow SR sister!!!
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lol PrincesHIGH. Was that post meant for another thread???? Sorry.... :-\ Just looked so random I though you might have fagotten which question you were replying to. :P
I love the randomness of this forum, sorry for my late entrance lol! Did DuchessDildo get any takers? *popping off to check thread interest* rofl, too funny!
I'm afraid not. pine asked if they were second-hand, cache wanted to put his hand in a dwarf, and Fraz wanted a music vibrator. The most promising bite said they couldn't afford the sex toys unless cheap ones. Quick tip, most sex toys are cheap except for the fancy glass and crystal stuff. That will set you back a bit.
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Aaaaayy TreeSpirit! WB to SR! :)
Thank you, thank you.
I wasn't long gone though. Is my hippie-ish spirit so easy to miss? I seem to have missed a lot... Tingling nipple balm?? Better get my bitcoins ready. ;)
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I wonder what 24 hour Vaginal tightening cream feels like...
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That's okay TreeSpirit. Was beginning to wonder why you didn't say hello...... (I thought you read one of my earlier posts and thought I'd said something I shouldn't) :'(
*relieved* :)
Rox ACE had us in stitches earlier. You missed it.
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I wonder what 24 hour Vaginal tightening cream feels like...
So do I ;) but from the other perspective
Ace
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I wonder what 24 hour Vaginal tightening cream feels like...
So do I ;) but from the other perspective
Ace
booooooooooooyyyyyy.. you are making me blush. Unfortunately I must tend to real life. See you later :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Quick tip, most sex toys are cheap except for the fancy glass and crystal stuff. That will set you back a bit.
That's true, I've been lusting after this one for awhile (clearwebalert) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2902420/The-40000-diamond-sex-toy.html Whoever buys it is going to get fucked before they even use it, but it sure is one helluva way to say 'I do!' ;)
Happy to warm you my fellow SR sister!!!
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Quick tip, most sex toys are cheap except for the fancy glass and crystal stuff. That will set you back a bit.
That's true, I've been lusting after this one for awhile (clearwebalert) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2902420/The-40000-diamond-sex-toy.html Whoever buys it is going to get fucked before they even use it, but it sure is one helluva way to say 'I do!' ;)
Happy to warm you my fellow SR sister!!!
:-*
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Which is why you can't get +1 for that comment :'( . That's the most boring vibrator I've seen and it's 40 000 pounds!! If you like this one PrincessHIGH, I should show you some REAL ones that will rock your world! I don't think I would not buy that because for that price, it is not nearly big or rugged enough (more ridges required). Not sure how a smooth vibrator is supposed to work. :-\ I've puzzled over how to use it but am stumped. ??? :-[ :-\ :'( Anyway, if you can afford, why not? You might learn a valuable lesson (hope that didn't come out wrong) when it doesn't work and you want to return it. >:( but not refunded :o and return home defeated :-[ :'( .
According to HOW TO [edit] by [edit], at *I-Can-SEEEEEE-Yooouu-Net* http:// [edit] , wait a minute
Regardless of the amount spent on your sex toy, it should be adequately cared for. Spending the time to take care of your vibrators will assist in keeping them in good condition and will reduce the chances of physical harm as a result of experimenting with damaged goods.
EXACTLY! Basically what I said. My opinion is, those little carats on the side had better not break off. So myself, I would buy a different one. Your choice though, if you have the money. :P
If they took out the 18 carat diamond ring it would be a little more affordable. But you're right. Whoever buys it is going to get fucked before they even use it :-\ Classic. (I like your new avatar pic btw) Oh well...... ::) Piece out honies!!! ;) Drive safely.
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Princess, I decided to edit the above because I started reading further and it's a horrible website. I won't support crap like that.
Piece out. Drive safely.
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RazorSpyne, I thought you were a guy? How come you know so much about fuck toys?
Ace
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lol ACE alpa-male! 8) Yes I am a male, but I'm still familiar with sex toys. Actually, no I'm not. I'm not THAT familiar now that I have a good long think about it :( . I'm sure that you have seen your fair share of sex toys fooling around in your girlfriends' rooms ACE. (Fooling around with sex toys might have a different meaning though.)
It's not like I use dildos and vibrators, but yeah, over time you get to see your fair share.
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lol ACE alpa-male! 8) Yes I am a male, but I'm still familiar with sex toys. Actually, no I'm not. I'm not THAT familiar now that I have a good long think about it :( . I'm sure that you have seen your fair share of sex toys fooling around in your girlfriends' rooms ACE. (Fooling around with sex toys might have a different meaning though.)
It's not like I use dildos and vibrators, but yeah, over time you get to see your fair share.
Lol ive seen many, but I try to stay away from them, they look like alien fingers
Ace
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Good god man! Alien fingers...... :D Funny thing, the male g-spot is located um, well, you know where it's located. I don't know whose idea it was to locate it there, but it's there. Some girls know about it and sometimes gently put a finger around that area. Don't knock if you haven't tried it lol. Take the plunge, so long as she’s not too “traditional”. You’ll thank me, I promise. I'm going to edit this in 10 minutes.
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I don't know how I'd react If someone here had sexual fantasies about me :D
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I don't know how I'd react If someone here had sexual fantasies about me :D
How about grateful? ::) ;)
If it helps, I started to have a fantasy about pine yesterday, but thecrackhead spoiled it by saying pine was a boy. >:(
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Which is why you can't get +1 for that comment :'( . That's the most boring vibrator I've seen and it's 40 000 pounds!! If you like this one PrincessHIGH, I should show you some REAL ones that will rock your world! I don't think I would not buy that because for that price, it is not nearly big or rugged enough (more ridges required). Not sure how a smooth vibrator is supposed to work. :-\ I've puzzled over how to use it but am stumped. ??? :-[ :-\ :'( Anyway, if you can afford, why not? You might learn a valuable lesson (hope that didn't come out wrong) when it doesn't work and you want to return it. >:( but not refunded :o and return home defeated :-[ :'( .
According to HOW TO [edit] by [edit], at *I-Can-SEEEEEE-Yooouu-Net* http:// [edit] , wait a minute
Regardless of the amount spent on your sex toy, it should be adequately cared for. Spending the time to take care of your vibrators will assist in keeping them in good condition and will reduce the chances of physical harm as a result of experimenting with damaged goods.
EXACTLY! Basically what I said. My opinion is, those little carats on the side had better not break off. So myself, I would buy a different one. Your choice though, if you have the money. :P
If they took out the 18 carat diamond ring it would be a little more affordable. But you're right. Whoever buys it is going to get fucked before they even use it :-\ Classic. (I like your new avatar pic btw) Oh well...... ::) Piece out honies!!! ;) Drive safely.
Valuable lesson pun received! I'll show you some vibrators that rock my world (clearwebalert) http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=insignia-luxe pricey but they'll last a lifetime, a satisfactory investment if you ask me! Feel free to show me yours. Thanks for liking my avatar, I quite like yours too, plenty of action there lol ;)
I don't know how I'd react If someone here had sexual fantasies about me :D
How about grateful? ::) ;)
I wasn't feeling grateful when joywind expressed he wants to fuck me as a form of punishment yesterday (he wants to do the same to pine), joywind fantasising about me creeps me out! :o
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I don't know how I'd react If someone here had sexual fantasies about me :D
How about grateful? ::) ;)
If it helps, I started to have a fantasy about pine yesterday, but thecrackhead spoiled it by saying pine was a boy. >:(
Um... sorry but isn't pine being a dude common knowledge?
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I wasn't feeling grateful when joywind expressed he wants to fuck me as a form of punishment yesterday (he wants to do the same to pine), joywind fantasising about me creeps me out! :o
Naughty chicks get dicks apparently.. he started at Rox too on one of my old threads, calling her dumb, English and the likes, I feel a bit sorry for him. His life must be really shit to hate everyone that much.. Something doesn't tick right in his head... Id have suggested he go get therapy or something but it would have probably been taken as an insult.. Maybe he just needs a good beating. As for your vibrators. MY GOD, it looks like some advanced taser or something.. Looks more apt to sci-fi than porn.. Unless it was a sci-fi porn film.. Literally, if I saw that in stargate or startreck or some geek program I would have been totally unfazed,, set that shit to stun before you use it. lol
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My god, look at this one. Its an alien shoulder cannon.
http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=insignia-luxe&groupName=SORAYA&categoryId=174
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My god, look at this one. Its an alien shoulder cannon.
http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=insignia-luxe&groupName=SORAYA&categoryId=174
LOL
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Valuable lesson pun received! I'll show you some vibrators that rock my world (clearwebalert) http://www.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=insignia-luxe pricey but they'll last a lifetime, a satisfactory investment if you ask me! Feel free to show me yours. Thanks for liking my avatar, I quite like yours too, plenty of action there lol ;)
I don't know how I'd react If someone here had sexual fantasies about me :D
How about grateful? ::) ;)
I wasn't feeling grateful when joywind expressed he wants to fuck me as a form of punishment yesterday (he wants to do the same to pine), joywind fantasising about me creeps me out! :o
I was just about to go to bed again, but you guys crack me up. Yeah, BlagRag suggested I might get another avatar. Laptop screens are a lot smaller than computer screens, so I can't make out what my avatar looks like. I can see Marge Simpson but everything else is a blur. For all I know it could be Jesus Christ preaching to the Corinthians. (....... but probably not.......)
TY for the vibrator link. You're right, these are quite pricey, but due to the construction, material and overall quality. They're much too smooth to be functional, I think. The upside is, they'll probably come out easy if accidentally, erm..... swallowed. I'm staggered there are not more double-action ones. I think you're missing out with single action, yet majority sold are. Want to know something funny? The pricey ones are usually made from companies that care about image more than content, so the lesser name brands are more likley to stock more "functional" ones. But if you're buying, I guess it's your choice.
If they're too expensive, just use a 2 litre bottle of Schweppes, accidentally on purpose drop it, then gently...... can I actually say this? Probably not, or bloodbath might tell me to get off, and not in the good way.
I think I've said too much. I'm posting this before I change my mind.
I don't know how I'd react If someone here had sexual fantasies about me :D
How about grateful? ::) ;)
If it helps, I started to have a fantasy about pine yesterday, but thecrackhead spoiled it by saying pine was a boy. >:(
Um... sorry but isn't pine being a dude common knowledge?
You wicked man Ballzinator lol. How could you say that? Pine is definitely not a dude. Trut me. Wicked, wicked, evil, man....... ::)
pmsl ACE. I looked everywhere for a shoulder cannon and then realised what you meant. But I thin it looks more like a walking stick. Then again I don't often use vibrators so hey, what would I know..... :-\
I went to post and look what came up:
"Warning - while you were typing 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post."
GOD! I DON'T CARE! JUST POST IT! Sheeeesh......
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wtf do you do with 2 litre bottles of schweppes WTF man!?! its not healthy. its made for drinking and cutting off the end to use when hot knifing opium, Not in any way a sex toy. 2 litre bottle. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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I wasn't feeling grateful when joywind expressed he wants to fuck me as a form of punishment yesterday (he wants to do the same to pine), joywind fantasising about me creeps me out! :o
Don't worry, I'll cuddle you.... *Raz runs over to cuddle PrincessHIGH* Mwah! :-* As for pine, I think it's safe to say we've seen the last of her. :'( I've been talking about her all week. If joywind had been on the forums at all, he'd know what happened to her. Or should I say, not know what happened to her. Oh crap, you know what I mean. No one know, but we know enough to know that we'll never know about it, at least not fully.
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Naughty chicks get dicks apparently.. he started at Rox too on one of my old threads, calling her dumb, English and the likes, I feel a bit sorry for him. His life must be really shit to hate everyone that much.. Something doesn't tick right in his head... Id have suggested he go get therapy or something but it would have probably been taken as an insult.. Maybe he just needs a good beating. As for your vibrators. MY GOD, it looks like some advanced taser or something.. Looks more apt to sci-fi than porn.. Unless it was a sci-fi porn film.. Literally, if I saw that in stargate or startreck or some geek program I would have been totally unfazed,, set that shit to stun before you use it. lol
Ace
He does need therapy not just for himself but for everyone around him. Beating him wouldn't beat any sense into him (what he really needs) it must be really sad to be him. Has he been banned? Or have the white coat men paid a visit and taken him away in a straight jacket, I hope the latter for his sake. I think it's good sex toys don't look like the real thing, they shouldn't try to compete with reality, they're supposed to be fantasy and a bit of fun, I believe sex toys should be a part of a healthy and balanced sex life, they're nothing to fear, rather they're something to explore and enjoy together ;)
If they're too expensive, just use a 2 litre bottle of Schweppes, accidentally on purpose drop it, then gently...... can I actually say this? Probably not, or bloodbath might tell me to get off, and not in the good way.
I think I've said too much. I'm posting this before I change my mind.
LOL! Ouch.
Don't worry, I'll cuddle you.... *Raz runs over to cuddle PrincessHIGH* Mwah! :-* As for pine, I think it's safe to say we've seen the last of her. :'( I've been talking about her all week. If joywind had been on the forums at all, he'd know what happened to her. Or should I say, not know what happened to her. Oh crap, you know what I mean. No one know, but we know enough to know that we'll never know about it, at least not fully.
You know me too well Razorspyne, I love cuddles mwah right back at ya :-* Pine hasn't logged in since the 18th http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?action=profile;u=9193 and hasn't posted since the 15th nov she could be on holiday or gone for good, who knows? I hope she's okay. Please come out of your platypus burrow pine, we miss you :'(
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wtf do you do with 2 litre bottles of schweppes WTF man!?! its not healthy. its made for drinking and cutting off the end to use when hot knifing opium, Not in any way a sex toy. 2 litre bottle. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Holy shit, I just peed the bed a little when I laughed too hard! >:( Thanks a lot ACE! You gave me a massive stitch.....
I think you may have misinterpreted what I said, just a little. Oh my god, are you kidding??????? 2 litre bottle of Schweppes as a virtual gigantic Prince of Persia-style dildo???? Are you fucking with me ACE? wtf, man! THAT's definitely not what I meant. God. (I'm actually crying but you can't see me; take my word I'm wiping away tears.)
Buy a 2 litre bottle of Schweppes, accidentally on purpose drop it to shake it up a little, and um you kind of have to use your imagination. And no, whatever it is you are thinking I haven't done it!! Because it's bound to be bad judging from what you said. pmsl hard here.
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what do you know about pine? Im quite interested in your hypothesis now.
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I am high on meth.
And those of you are high on psychedelics and disapprove, can go kill yourselfs for all I care. Rot in hell.
I'm even higher on meth and I have level 9000 troll powers, so cut the bullshit posts all over the place this isnt BaileyJayChan or mootfest.
I can literally make you invisible on this forum if you wish to test me.
This is your only warning.
If you feel the urge to troll do it elsewhere.
Your humor is not a trophy here.
If you wish to continue being a member of this forum, post productively for the positive growth of the community.
If not the ban hammer can be used with the ease of a finger click.
X)
nomad
I think Nomad is what happened to Joywind.
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Has he been banned?
IDK, but......
I am high on meth.
And those of you are high on psychedelics and disapprove, can go kill yourselfs for all I care. Rot in hell.
I'm even higher on meth and I have level 9000 troll powers, so cut the bullshit posts all over the place this isnt BaileyJayChan or mootfest.
I can literally make you invisible on this forum if you wish to test me.
This is your only warning.
If you feel the urge to troll do it elsewhere.
Your humor is not a trophy here.
If you wish to continue being a member of this forum, post productively for the positive growth of the community.
If not the ban hammer can be used with the ease of a finger click.
X)
nomad
May have decided to leave to chill out before he DID get banned.
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[Edit. (stuffed it up) See above]
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Has he been banned?
IDK, but......
I am high on meth.
And those of you are high on psychedelics and disapprove, can go kill yourselfs for all I care. Rot in hell.
I'm even higher on meth and I have level 9000 troll powers, so cut the bullshit posts all over the place this isnt BaileyJayChan or mootfest.
I can literally make you invisible on this forum if you wish to test me.
This is your only warning.
If you feel the urge to troll do it elsewhere.
Your humor is not a trophy here.
If you wish to continue being a member of this forum, post productively for the positive growth of the community.
If not the ban hammer can be used with the ease of a finger click.
X)
nomad
May have decided to leave to chill out before he DID get banned.
Time will tell, one thing is for sure joywind should lay off the ice, he can't handle it, leave it to those who can like nomad. Go nomad go! :)
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Yeah. He was giving it to everyone for no reason. I still won't ever touch ice though. Too hardcore.
what do you know about pine? Im quite interested in your hypothesis now.
Who, me or PrincessHIGH? I wrote my hypothesis about pine about 20 minutes ago, lol.
Generally no, only when I'm investigating someone. I've been doing pine recently, and the more I read the more I appreciate how much she knew. Her posts are gold for tech-heads. Even I haven't heard of the kind of advanced technology she was citing, and I thought I had seen it all. I hope it had nothing to do with LEs; it certainly appears from her posts that she could have been a significant threat to them, and a virtual avatar for Silk Road. I don't know anything about it other than she disappeared in mid November with the blackouts, that the account was modified early December to remit her sex, and then accessed again on 18 December by someone who was obviously not her, and I don't think it was her mom.
Tell me I'm wrong. Read her posts and tell me she wouldn't have been a priority. I'm just amazed, and quite frankly a bit embarrassed, that no one on SR (except pine) has thought of even returning the slinging. I'm sure there must be SOME hackers here. I'm having to tread very carefully now nomad bloodbath is back as I don't want my posts deleted again (not necessarily bloodbath though, perhaps the OP did it), and I don't know what his thoughts are regarding returning the favour in regards to LE, but we are being attacked left, right and centre by them via virtual accounts, spamming, quickbuy hacks, image hacks, and god knows what else and nobody seems to give a damn. I won't hire a hacker so don't PM me for soliciting if you are, but if I was I sure as shit wouldn't be turning the other cheek.
Anyway, didn't mean to write this much. Parenthetically the answer to the thread question is no, usually I don't read profile posts. Piece out.
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Yeah. He was giving it to everyone for no reason. I still won't ever touch ice though. Too hardcore.
Me too coke is where I draw the line.
what do you know about pine? Im quite interested in your hypothesis now.
Who, me or PrincessHIGH? I wrote my hypothesis about pine about 20 minutes ago, lol.
I think fuckingACE meant you but I'm not sure, I haven't posted a hypothesis about pine, wherever she is I hope she's well, safe, and happy.
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Me too coke is where I draw the line.
Coke, lol. I draw the line at ice. Heroin, speed, coke, but not eccies, too risky. I wish I could share your optimism with pine. I guess we'll never know. (LE)
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Good god man! Alien fingers...... :D Funny thing, the male g-spot is located um, well, you know where it's located. I don't know whose idea it was to locate it there, but it's there. Some girls know about it and sometimes gently put a finger around that area. Don't knock if you haven't tried it lol. Take the plunge, so long as she’s not too “traditional”. You’ll thank me, I promise. I'm going to edit this in 10 minutes.
I try sometimes... He lets me next to never.
I know the gspot is up/around/in there but it feels good when I get a little finger slip, so I assume it feels good for him, too.
Anal beads. I bought some a few years back and they never made it out of the package before I lost them.
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Me too coke is where I draw the line.
Coke, lol. I draw the line at ice. Heroin, speed, coke, but not eccies, too risky. I wish I could share your optimism with pine. I guess we'll never know. (LE)
Awww no eccies? If you do you're research on pillreports you'll be fine, I've had some beautiful beans from here. I'm abstaining from the eccies and mdma for at least a couple of months, I did a gram of high purity mandy the other week (including a .8 in one bomb!), my tolerance is super high, my body needs a break so I'm going to give it what it wants. I'm an optimistic person, I hope pine returns soon, people do have time away from here for whatever reason, but I can understand the eerie feeling, especially concerning the last day she logged in. Somebody in her absence should take over the pgp club and carry on with her good work :)
I try sometimes... He lets me next to never.
I know the gspot is up/around/in there but it feels good when I get a little finger slip, so I assume it feels good for him, too.
Anal beads. I bought some a few years back and they never made it out of the package before I lost them.
Damn the beads slipped away! It's nice you have the kind of relationship where you can explore and experience together TrashBox :)
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
Fucking LAWL!
If Dr Gonz is who I think he may be, I would definitely hit that...or let him hit this, though I don't know if he's into interspecies dating.....
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Good god man! Alien fingers...... :D Funny thing, the male g-spot is located um, well, you know where it's located. I don't know whose idea it was to locate it there, but it's there. Some girls know about it and sometimes gently put a finger around that area. Don't knock if you haven't tried it lol. Take the plunge, so long as she’s not too “traditional”. You’ll thank me, I promise. I'm going to edit this in 10 minutes.
I try sometimes... He lets me next to never.
I know the gspot is up/around/in there but it feels good when I get a little finger slip, so I assume it feels good for him, too.
Anal beads. I bought some a few years back and they never made it out of the package before I lost them.
Communication > What feels good/what you assume feels good.
Some guys aren't going to care how they feel, they still won't want it. Nothing to be done for that other then accepting it.
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Holy shit! I popped out for a mere 20 minutes and look what I miss.
Trashbox, it's good that you made the first move because guys tend not to ask for it, especially butt play. I myself love or hate it depending on how big it is at the time. But generally, if the guy doesn't say anything and doesn't move away or take your hand away, he likes it but won't admit because of confusion. It's media's fault partly. If a guy is being seen to enjoy something he feels he's a tootsy. I can explain it properly but I'm going to sleep in 10 minutes. Holy shit! I just relaised what timw iets s0d.ff!!!
AHJk HidgPrniness lol, Princnecsh HIGH, I heard that ecccies neverminf Im out of tien !@ :-\
Blkah wawgs, regandon anal, um, sime g9hd aren't godin TO care hoe they feel, and suill eojd it, but that just neans they miss out. IdiotsQ! Not going into my own sexuality, have to ass tyat if you do not try it, you will never know, so pussy men miss out. And it's too late at 40 or even 30 you have to ryyr uhf 7497.
DPOi out!!!
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Goodnight PrincessHIGH, ACE. Be nice to Rox when she comes back. ::) No Kermit the Frog stuff, lol ::)
PID oue!! Dribe sahely.
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Blkah wawgs, regandon anal, um, sime g9hd aren't godin TO care hoe they feel, and suill eojd it, but that just neans they miss out. IdiotsQ! Not going into my own sexuality, have to ass tyat if you do not try it, you will never know, so pussy men miss out. And it's too late at 40 or even 30 you have to ryyr uhf 7497.
DPOi out!!!
I hope you'll clarify this later. :)
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Goodnight Razor :-*
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Blkah wawgs, regandon anal, um, sime g9hd aren't godin TO care hoe they feel, and suill eojd it, but that just neans they miss out. IdiotsQ! Not going into my own sexuality, have to ass tyat if you do not try it, you will never know, so pussy men miss out. And it's too late at 40 or even 30 you have to ryyr uhf 7497.
DPOi out!!!
I hope you'll clarify this later. :)
I hope so too lol!
Goodnight PrincessHIGH, ACE. Be nice to Rox when she comes back. ::) No Kermit the Frog stuff, lol ::)
PID oue!! Dribe sahely.
Goodnight Razorspyne sleep well sweet dreams :)
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Aaaawww Razor seems to be able to sleep-type! I hope you had sweet dreams!
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Blkah wawgs, regandon anal, um, sime g9hd aren't godin TO care hoe they feel, and suill eojd it, but that just neans they miss out. IdiotsQ! Not going into my own sexuality, have to ass tyat if you do not try it, you will never know, so pussy men miss out. And it's too late at 40 or even 30 you have to ryyr uhf 7497.
DPOi out!!!
I hope you'll clarify this later. :)
I hope so too lol!
Goodnight PrincessHIGH, ACE. Be nice to Rox when she comes back. ::) No Kermit the Frog stuff, lol ::)
PID oue!! Dribe sahely.
Goodnight Razorspyne sleep well sweet dreams :)
I’m looking at the replies that have been posted while I slept and if I didn’t feel so lousy at the moment I would definitely laugh hard. Didn’t mean to cause confusion before I popped off, at one point I was in the middle of a reply when I looked at the clock and nearly had a stroke (not the good kind). That’s where my posts turned to slush, lol. Let me clarify…..
Holy shit! I popped out for a mere 20 minutes and look what I miss.
Trashbox, it's good that you made the first move because guys tend not to ask for it, especially butt play. I myself love or hate it depending on how big it is at the time. But generally, if the guy doesn't say anything and doesn't move away or take your hand away, he likes it but won't admit because of confusion. It's media's fault partly. If a guy is being seen to enjoy something he feels he's a tootsy. I can explain it properly but I'm going to sleep in 10 minutes. Holy shit! I just relaised what timw iets s0d.ff!!!
AHJk HidgPrniness lol, Princnecsh HIGH, I heard that ecccies neverminf Im out of tien !@ :-\
Blkah wawgs, regandon anal, um, sime g9hd aren't godin TO care hoe they feel, and suill eojd it, but that just neans they miss out. IdiotsQ! Not going into my own sexuality, have to ass tyat if you do not try it, you will never know, so pussy men miss out. And it's too late at 40 or even 30 you have to ryyr uhf 7497.
DPOi out!!!
What I meant to say was….
Holy shit! I popped out for a mere 20 minutes and look what I miss.
Trashbox, it's good that you made the first move because guys tend not to ask for it, especially butt play. I myself love or hate it depending on how big it is at the time. But generally, if the guy doesn't say anything and doesn't move away or take your hand away, he likes it but won't admit because of confusion. It's media's fault partly. If a guy is being seen to enjoy something he feels he's a tootsy. I can explain it properly but I'm going to sleep in 10 minutes. Holy shit! I just realised what time it is!!!
Also HIGHPrincess lol, PrincessHIGH, I heard that eccies nevermind I’m out of time!@ :-\
BlarghRawr, regarding anal, um, some guys aren't going to care how they feel, and still won’t want it, but that just means they miss out. Idiots! Not going into my own sexuality, have to say that if you do not try it, you will never know, so pussy men miss out. And it's too late at 40 or even 30 you have to try in 20s.
Piece out!!!
And……
PID oue!! Dribe sahely.
…… should have been……
Piece out!! Drive safely.
……. but frantically trying to type quickly to go to bed. TY SmashBox lol, wuv yoo too! ;) and PrincesHIGH and TreeSpirit! Mwah!! ;) You my favourite muffins on SR! (Aprat from ACE (and Roxxxxxxxxxxxyyyy) and modziw and Ballzinator, always cheerful and joywind….. wait, [typing error detected]) I feel really shitty today, I need eaties and I’ll be right. But I’ll do that later. Not going to take it out on everyone, that’s just stoopid. God, can’t wait till January. Buy month!! Hello coke! (or maybe MDMA if I get the courage. If I wimp out I’ll just get some heroin. Stick with the safe drugs).
Anyway, I’ll get back to you muffins later.
Piece out!. Drive safely.
P.S. Thanks but I didn’t have sweet dreams lol. I had a super realisitic dream I had a huge fight with Lim, and I started my own vending account because he fired me (I worked for him pmsl). Insane. And yesterday I was in and out of sleep and this image of Rox leaving the door open after the pizzaman made a delivery, and ACE said, shut the fucking door. pmsl. I think I need to distinguish everyday life from SR life lol.
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Don't even know why I bothered with this. Somebody tell me? Took me 20 minutes!! Aaaaarrhhhh!!!! >:(
Where the hell did ACE go? Don't tell me you got busted!! Why is everyone disappearing?
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So, this thread sure derailed quickly.
Back to the topic.
I'm assuming pine was a she.
Had lustful thoughts upon joining.
Phwoar...
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Don't even know why I bothered with this. Somebody tell me? Took me 20 minutes!! Aaaaarrhhhh!!!! >:(
Where the hell did ACE go? Don't tell me you got busted!! Why is everyone disappearing?
Awww Razorspyne I guess everybody having fun somewhere as it's saturday. Thank-you for clarifying, reading that last night made my eyes and brain boggle, thought it was some sort of secret code lol! Now, I can comprehend what your saying it's very truesay, some men will have the balls to do it and some won't same applies to women, providing they're happy and comfortable with whatever they're doing that's great, each to their own pace. As for your dream wow that's some dramatic shit, you could make a great soap opera out of that, bet the fight between you and Limet was epic! ;D
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God I keep missing PrincesHIGH! Time zone differences, grr. >: If I'm asleep by the time you get on..... *mwah* :-* Hope you got some on Saturday night, or that it was at least a good one! *mwah*
It's not Saturday over here anymore. That was ages ago lol. (It's Monday) btw, to anyone reading this post I just have to say life ends at 25 in many ways, so you need to do the above quoted by then. Earlier the better. If the opportunity presents itself, take it, because it won't come again.
Who's this DrGonzo anyway? I've never seen him on the forums.
pmsl @ Theophilus. Your avatar pic reminds me of my family at dinner time. And yeah, most assume pine was a 'she' but for some reason some think it was a 'he'. Profile cited female, but protracted at later date to cite N/A. It doesn't mean she's shemale it just means 'not given'. Piece out! Drive safely.
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I am on to you, Razorspyine! You call us muffins, is this derrived from Lim's 'little fuck muffin'?? lol
And Theophilus' profile pic reminds me of me on MDMA. Oh goodness, I mess up my mouth so badly every time (yes, even with magnesium).
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I am on to you, Razorspyine! You call us muffins, is this derrived from Lim's 'little fuck muffin'?? lol
And Theophilus' profile pic reminds me of me on MDMA. Oh goodness, I mess up my mouth so badly every time (yes, even with magnesium).
hahaha..... nice one. I can't imagine you on MDMA lol. You're too polite! What an image..... Thought you'd be more of a benzo girl or mild mushroom dabbler. Guess I was wrong.
I'm watching Marge Simpson desperately try to pay for 2 grapes in the supermarket, after she ate them and then had a conscience attack lol. I don't know why I mentioned it, I'm just laughing. Between that and your post, my cheeks hurt!
How'd you find that comment lol? I mentioned it 3 or 4 times with Lim and everytime it's a sore point for some reason. He made the comment and then deleted it. The whole thing cracks me up a little.
You spelled my name wrong ::) but that's okay, we're not all perfect :-\ I forgive! :P
Just teasin. Piece out. 8)
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God I keep missing PrincesHIGH! Time zone differences, grr. >: If I'm asleep by the time you get on..... *mwah* :-* Hope you got some on Saturday night, or that it was at least a good one! *mwah*
It's not Saturday over here anymore. That was ages ago lol. (It's Monday) btw, to anyone reading this post I just have to say life ends at 25 in many ways, so you need to do the above quoted by then. Earlier the better. If the opportunity presents itself, take it, because it won't come again.
Who's this DrGonzo anyway? I've never seen him on the forums.
pmsl @ Theophilus. Your avatar pic reminds me of my family at dinner time. And yeah, most assume pine was a 'she' but for some reason some think it was a 'he'. Profile cited female, but protracted at later date to cite N/A. It doesn't mean she's shemale it just means 'not given'. Piece out! Drive safely.
If that's the case happy new years eve to you Razorspyne, hope your doing something nice tonight? I'll be having a blizzard of snow, champers, and if I get as mashed as I want to be I'll be dancing, that's my nye sorted, got to bring in the new year with a bang ;)
Edit: Sorry, I missed page 8 lol. Hello TreeSpirit how are you today, hope your having a good weekend? I agree feel free to call us fuck muffins anytime Razorspyne, I find it quite endearing lol! ;D
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((((((((((((PrincessHIGH)))))))))))) Heya girl! I wondered when you were coming in lol! 8) And just as I am leaving :'( I gotta go in 10 minutes)
pmsl hard with the fuck muffins! (Why has nobody asked me what that means........ pmsl = Pissed My Self Laughing, pmpl = Pissed My Pants Laughing)
Yeah, definitely you girls are my very special fuck-muffins, lol. You're right, it's very funny. ::)
But I gotta go! Piece out muffins! :P
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Hello TreeSpirit how are you today, hope your having a good weekend?
Hello, PrincessHIGH. I am very well, thank you. I hope you have a wonderful new year's eve, by the sounds of it, you will. My party plans have been cancelled, so I will probably spend it on my own. I like that, I can have my own little rituals and welcome the new year.
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((((((((((((PrincessHIGH)))))))))))) Heya girl! I wondered when you were coming in lol! 8) And just as I am leaving :'( I gotta go in 10 minutes)
pmsl hard with the fuck muffins! (Why has nobody asked me what that means........ pmsl = Pissed My Self Laughing, pmpl = Pissed My Pants Laughing)
Yeah, definitely you girls are my very special fuck-muffins, lol. You're right, it's very funny. ::)
But I gotta go! Piece out muffins! :P
No worries new year awaits hope you have a great one, I'm sure we'll catch each other soon, see you on the other side in 2013 my friend :)
Hello, PrincessHIGH. I am very well, thank you. I hope you have a wonderful new year's eve, by the sounds of it, you will. My party plans have been cancelled, so I will probably spend it on my own. I like that, I can have my own little rituals and welcome the new year.
Sorry to hear your party plans are cancelled TreeSpirit that sucks, but happy to hear you've got a positive spirit and will be making the most of it, hope you enjoy welcoming the new year in through your special little rituals, I'll have a drink in your honour :-*
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Sorry to hear your party plans are cancelled TreeSpirit that sucks, but happy to hear you've got a positive spirit and will be making the most of it, hope you enjoy welcoming the new year in through your special little rituals, I'll have a drink in your honour :-*
Awesome and thank you! I will light a candle with well wishes for you, if you like.
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Awesome and thank you! I will light a candle with well wishes for you, if you like.
That would be lovely thank-you TreeSpirit, I have a candle next to me now, I love candles they're so relaxing :)
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Well!!! This one made me blush!!! ;D
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Don't even know why I bothered with this. Somebody tell me? Took me 20 minutes!! Aaaaarrhhhh!!!! >:(
Where the hell did ACE go? Don't tell me you got busted!! Why is everyone disappearing?
Woooahhh, I´ve just got back from a rainbow gathering thing by the beach.. Havn´t slept in god knows how fucking long. Everythings blurry, on the plus. One of my IRL guys made himself an account while I was out.. You have to figure out who it is and be NICE to him.. Hes sorted us some new trips to sell, unseen on SR, check listings tmox
Sleepy time once ive caught up on posts.
ACE
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Good to hear ACE. Was starting to wonder. Nah. Not really. ::)
Glad to see you got to say goodbye to TreeSpirit (just wrote TreeSpyne lol) PrincessHIGH. I didn't get the chance. Happy New 2031!! ::) Chat later. Sooooo bong tired. :-\
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Talking about TreeSpirit, Ive seen her pretty lil face. Shes a hot muffin :-X
Really? She didn't have a photo on her nic. You mean TrashBox? (You still haven't got any listings up muffin!!) ::)
Pretty pissed off about it TBH. Came out of nowhere. >:( I'm also popping up for a bit. Just to think straight about a couple things IRL.
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hey Joywind your not a true celibate if your spanking the monkey.
I don't masturbate.
This explains EVERYTHING!!!!
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I meant Trashbox, I spied her facebook after a little encouragement from her lol
You like :-* :-* Psssssssssssshhhhaaaaa!. You can't even get my name right...
I kinda thought that whole "Free Drugs for 2 girls" thread was a deliberate attempt to see what I look like. I took the bait, but only because I did plenty of profiling you and decided you were legit.
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Well!!! This one made me blush!!! ;D
You are THE MAN baby ;)
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I meant Trashbox, I spied her facebook after a little encouragement from her lol
You like :-* :-* Psssssssssssshhhhaaaaa!. You can't even get my name right...
I kinda thought that whole "Free Drugs for 2 girls" thread was a deliberate attempt to see what I look like. I took the bait, but only because I did plenty of profiling you and decided you were legit.
Lol no, I just believe in being fair, 2 guys 2 girls, I don't think that girls are called out enough for compos and freebies. lol was soo tempted to link you up one of my old profiles haha I don't look like your average drug dealer. But yeah your not a bad lookin cookie, shorter hair and ud look like my ex lolz
Aceeeeeeeeee
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I meant Trashbox, I spied her facebook after a little encouragement from her lol
You like :-* :-* Psssssssssssshhhhaaaaa!. You can't even get my name right...
I kinda thought that whole "Free Drugs for 2 girls" thread was a deliberate attempt to see what I look like. I took the bait, but only because I did plenty of profiling you and decided you were legit.
Lol no, I just believe in being fair, 2 guys 2 girls, I don't think that girls are called out enough for compos and freebies. lol was soo tempted to link you up one of my old profiles haha I don't look like your average drug dealer. But yeah your not a bad lookin cookie, shorter hair and green eyes and ud look like my ex lolz
Aceeeeeeeeee
I PMed you :-X
BUt my question for here is: what does your average looking drug dealer look like?
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I meant Trashbox, I spied her facebook after a little encouragement from her lol
You like :-* :-* Psssssssssssshhhhaaaaa!. You can't even get my name right...
I kinda thought that whole "Free Drugs for 2 girls" thread was a deliberate attempt to see what I look like. I took the bait, but only because I did plenty of profiling you and decided you were legit.
Lol no, I just believe in being fair, 2 guys 2 girls, I don't think that girls are called out enough for compos and freebies. lol was soo tempted to link you up one of my old profiles haha I don't look like your average drug dealer. But yeah your not a bad lookin cookie, shorter hair and green eyes and ud look like my ex lolz
Aceeeeeeeeee
I PMed you :-X
BUt my question for here is: what does your average looking drug dealer look like?
Depends what they sell, stereotypes are everywhere. but you get the home dealers that are fat and geeky. The dealers that do it to feed the habit, that look surprisingly run down and drug addicted. You get the ones that do it for the cash and they tend to look flash and drive around in their fancy cars, then you get dealers like me ;)
Ace
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I meant Trashbox, I spied her facebook after a little encouragement from her lol
You like :-* :-* Psssssssssssshhhhaaaaa!. You can't even get my name right...
I kinda thought that whole "Free Drugs for 2 girls" thread was a deliberate attempt to see what I look like. I took the bait, but only because I did plenty of profiling you and decided you were legit.
Lol no, I just believe in being fair, 2 guys 2 girls, I don't think that girls are called out enough for compos and freebies. lol was soo tempted to link you up one of my old profiles haha I don't look like your average drug dealer. But yeah your not a bad lookin cookie, shorter hair and green eyes and ud look like my ex lolz
Aceeeeeeeeee
I PMed you :-X
BUt my question for here is: what does your average looking drug dealer look like?
Depends what they sell, stereotypes are everywhere. but you get the home dealers that are fat and geeky. The dealers that do it to feed the habit, that look surprisingly run down and drug addicted. You get the ones that do it for the cash and they tend to look flash and drive around in their fancy cars, then you get dealers like me ;)
Ace
So do you do it for the cash or to feed the habit?
I'm VERY small time, but now that you spied my fb, what category would you lump me into?
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lol, you judge that, what do I look like ;)
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Like you take steroids ;)
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Woooahhh, I´ve just got back from a rainbow gathering thing by the beach.. Havn´t slept in god knows how fucking long.
Happy to hear you had a good time bringing in the new year ACE. Hope everyone had a good one? I did, celebrated with a snow blizzard of fun http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/oqs.JPG so much cocaine lol!
Good to hear ACE. Was starting to wonder. Nah. Not really. ::)
Glad to see you got to say goodbye to TreeSpirit (just wrote TreeSpyne lol) PrincessHIGH. I didn't get the chance. Happy New 2031!! ::) Chat later. Sooooo bong tired. :-\
It's a shocker to hear TreeSpirit has left us, she was lovely, wherever she is I wish her a very happy 2013. Happy 2031 to you too Razorspyne lol! :P
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Like you take steroids ;)
Uhhhh, Muffin I am shocked ;) FYI Those are not of me on steroids. last cycle I did was almost 3 yrs ago... I am however gonna be starting one next week. Ill send you a few in a few months and you can study differences ::).
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lol 8) I loved the sea of bitcoins comment.. Like do you imagine it matrix styleee. Like fucking on a big sea of binary or is it more a tangible pile of gold coins.
I want to say matrix style bc I think that's what you want to hear, but it was really more like Scrooge's vault in DuckTales.
Haven't finished reading through the whole thread but I had to say the Ducktales reference made me laugh my ass off, great show! Also, to answer the original question posed by the OP, no I haven't fantasized about anyone on SR. I just find it hard to believe that there are many hot women strolling on the Road, however if proven to be wrong, fantasies may abound.
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I just find it hard to believe that there are many hot women strolling on the Road, however if proven to be wrong, fantasies may abound.
We're out there ;)
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lol 8) I loved the sea of bitcoins comment.. Like do you imagine it matrix styleee. Like fucking on a big sea of binary or is it more a tangible pile of gold coins.
I want to say matrix style bc I think that's what you want to hear, but it was really more like Scrooge's vault in DuckTales.
Haven't finished reading through the whole thread but I had to say the Ducktales reference made me laugh my ass off, great show! Also, to answer the original question posed by the OP, no I haven't fantasized about anyone on SR. I just find it hard to believe that there are many hot women strolling on the Road, however if proven to be wrong, fantasies may abound.
Haha, mate there sure are, 2 for definite verified by moi, I have my suspicions about a 3rd
Ace
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lol 8) I loved the sea of bitcoins comment.. Like do you imagine it matrix styleee. Like fucking on a big sea of binary or is it more a tangible pile of gold coins.
I want to say matrix style bc I think that's what you want to hear, but it was really more like Scrooge's vault in DuckTales.
Haven't finished reading through the whole thread but I had to say the Ducktales reference made me laugh my ass off, great show! Also, to answer the original question posed by the OP, no I haven't fantasized about anyone on SR. I just find it hard to believe that there are many hot women strolling on the Road, however if proven to be wrong, fantasies may abound.
DUCKTALES WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is it hard to believe hot women find their way to SR?
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Why is it hard to believe hot women find their way to SR?
I guess its because the darkweb or anything that requires a little technical knowledge is very male orientated. How are you TrashBox? Hope you've had a very happy new year :)
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lol 8) I loved the sea of bitcoins comment.. Like do you imagine it matrix styleee. Like fucking on a big sea of binary or is it more a tangible pile of gold coins.
I want to say matrix style bc I think that's what you want to hear, but it was really more like Scrooge's vault in DuckTales.
Haven't finished reading through the whole thread but I had to say the Ducktales reference made me laugh my ass off, great show! Also, to answer the original question posed by the OP, no I haven't fantasized about anyone on SR. I just find it hard to believe that there are many hot women strolling on the Road, however if proven to be wrong, fantasies may abound.
DUCKTALES WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is it hard to believe hot women find their way to SR?
I know, so sexist!
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Why is it hard to believe hot women find their way to SR?
I guess its because the darkweb or anything that requires a little technical knowledge is very male orientated. How are you TrashBox? Hope you've had a very happy new year :)
It was a very happy nye, Princess :) how was yours?
In my case it wasnt cruising the dark web or technical knowledge that brought me here... It was my dedication to get my hands on some QUALITY drugs :)
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It was a very happy nye, Princess :) how was yours?
In my case it wasnt cruising the dark web or technical knowledge that brought me here... It was my dedication to get my hands on some QUALITY drugs :)
I celebrated the new year with friends, sharing great music and conversation, lots of champers, vodka, and plenty of NewAmsterdam's awesome coke, I love a good house party! I agree with you, you've got to love SilkRoad for the quality material, it's so much better than IRL, the majority of vendors here are very customer focused too which is a big plus for me :)
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It was a very happy nye, Princess :) how was yours?
In my case it wasnt cruising the dark web or technical knowledge that brought me here... It was my dedication to get my hands on some QUALITY drugs :)
I celebrated the new year with friends, sharing great music and conversation, lots of champers, vodka, and plenty of NewAmsterdam's awesome coke, I love a good house party! I agree with you, you've got to love SilkRoad for the quality material, it's so much better than IRL, the majority of vendors here are very customer focused too which is a big plus for me :)
Those are the best kind of parties!
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Those are the best kind of parties!
Wish I could have invited you TrashBox, you would have really enjoyed it, the vibe was so good, many of my friends were taking mandy as well but I'm abstaining from it for two months, my bombs were getting way too big lol! Still have lots of coke left, that's the good thing about having quality, a little goes a long way ;)
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As it happens I do got a 10 inch cock and spaek Japanese so I can haiku your ass to heaven girl.
Anata no omanko
Tabetai desu
Onegai
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lol 8) I loved the sea of bitcoins comment.. Like do you imagine it matrix styleee. Like fucking on a big sea of binary or is it more a tangible pile of gold coins.
I want to say matrix style bc I think that's what you want to hear, but it was really more like Scrooge's vault in DuckTales.
Haven't finished reading through the whole thread but I had to say the Ducktales reference made me laugh my ass off, great show! Also, to answer the original question posed by the OP, no I haven't fantasized about anyone on SR. I just find it hard to believe that there are many hot women strolling on the Road, however if proven to be wrong, fantasies may abound.
DUCKTALES WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is it hard to believe hot women find their way to SR?
i dont find it hard to believe,
but..... some dudes will just give hot girls drugs because they are hot. ::)
if only life was that easy...
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Those are the best kind of parties!
Wish I could have invited you TrashBox, you would have really enjoyed it, the vibe was so good, many of my friends were taking mandy as well but I'm abstaining from it for two months, my bombs were getting way too big lol! Still have lots of coke left, that's the good thing about having quality, a little goes a long way ;)
I need to lay off the E, too. I've had 3 rolls this month (MDMA once, mda twice) which is way more than I'm used to. I havent felt down or anything, just don't want my tolerance too high. I pre and post 5htp so maybe that's what's helping.
Anyway, who is your go-to coke vendor? Just ordered my first gram yesterday. I don't do it too much anymore, it's more for me to share with friends since its always cut to shit around here. I'll def try it, just hate not being able to go to sleep.
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As it happens I do got a 10 inch cock and spaek Japanese so I can haiku your ass to heaven girl.
Anata no omanko
Tabetai desu
Onegai
I don't speak Japanese, but does your haiku have something to do with panties and vending machines?
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As it happens I do got a 10 inch cock and spaek Japanese so I can haiku your ass to heaven girl.
Anata no omanko
Tabetai desu
Onegai
Nice to see you back Ahoyhoy, you never cease to amaze me with your random sense of humour lol! They may have locked the gates to karma heaven but it's spirit lives on ;)
Anyway, who is your go-to coke vendor? Just ordered my first gram yesterday. I don't do it too much anymore, it's more for me to share with friends since its always cut to shit around here. I'll def try it, just hate not being able to go to sleep.
Who did you order from, if you don't mind sharing? NewAmsterdam has the best in my opinion (both for value and quality), LloydsBrothers are also very good but pricey, and I've heard positive things about Magic Moments and Nod with the bitchin tar, but these two vendors only send to the US/Canada so they're no good for me.
Here's NewAmsterdam's review page:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=91689.0
I've posted a home test result here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=91689.msg657316#msg657316
More pictures of my latest order here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=91689.msg696637#msg696637
And here's the link to his vendors page:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/09344ef2f0
If you fancy trying a .5 sample it's 4.39 btc, which I think is very reasonable, it's absolutely mind blowing material :D
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Princess Muffin! ;) I'll write here as I don't want to take up all your time. Will get back to you 2moz and chat more. (Got slightly turned on 2 minutes ago btw) ::)
Anyway..... I popped off 4 2-3 days I come back it STILL on lol!
(((((ACE)))))) WB dude. It looks like you're chatting ^ PrincessHIGH and TrashBox lol. You tease, you cannot do this on my forums!
(btw, by " "others" in the background unfriendly to SR" I meant LE but yeah, you're right basically.) brb, wait, hold on, I'll brb in a minute as I need to see this thread. Piece out for the moment!! Raz
(lol, I couldn't understand why the knickers were so cheap. Then noticed the GBP!! Maybe not as cheap as I thought. If I can figure out the AU to GB conversion we might have a sale on our hands! :) ) ACE, I assume Roxxxy back by now, lol. btw, nice avatar pic! 8)
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Princess: I ordered from 10toes. Best selling domestic (usa) stuff for 7.5btc/1g
I'll have to try newamsterdam's next time... Great price for mind blowing stuff!
Razor: it's kinda quiet around here when you're gone :(
American moneypak: (•)(•)
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You know you spend too much time on the forum when you read the title of this thread, every time, as "I finalize about having sex with you people" ...
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Princess Muffin! ;) I'll write here as I don't want to take up all your time. Will get back to you 2moz and chat more. (Got slightly turned on 2 minutes ago btw) ::)
Anyway..... I popped off 4 2-3 days I come back it STILL on lol!
(((((ACE)))))) WB dude. It looks like you're chatting ^ PrincessHIGH and TrashBox lol. You tease, you cannot do this on my forums!
(btw, by " "others" in the background unfriendly to SR" I meant LE but yeah, you're right basically.) brb, wait, hold on, I'll brb in a minute as I need to see this thread. Piece out for the moment!! Raz
(lol, I couldn't understand why the knickers were so cheap. Then noticed the GBP!! Maybe not as cheap as I thought. If I can figure out the AU to GB conversion we might have a sale on our hands! :) ) ACE, I assume Roxxxy back by now, lol. btw, nice avatar pic! 8)
I've pm'ed you a local alternative Razorspyne, looks good ;)
Princess: I ordered from 10toes. Best selling domestic (usa) stuff for 7.5btc/1g
I'll have to try newamsterdam's next time... Great price for mind blowing stuff!
Razor: it's kinda quiet around here when you're gone :(
I've heard lots of positive things about 10toe's both for value and quality, I'm sure you'll enjoy it! Let us know how you get on, I hope one day he'll accept international orders :)
lets see them boobies ;D
or better yet that ass ???
American moneypak: (•)(•)
American moneypak: (_l_) :D
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As it happens I do got a 10 inch cock and spaek Japanese so I can haiku your ass to heaven girl.
Anata no omanko
Tabetai desu
Onegai
I don't speak Japanese, but does your haiku have something to do with panties and vending machines?
No, but this one does:
Jidou hambaiki
Pantsu o kaimashita
Ureshii
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Whoop whoop! Shake that ASS PrincessssssSSSssssSSSSssssss!!!
I'll def review the coke :)
Ahoy: you may have a 10er and your Japanese is perfect (actually I wouldn't know) BUT can u hook me up with Btc for CHEAP in less than 24hrssss??? Love ME some doctor G!!!
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You know you spend too much time on the forum when you read the title of this thread, every time, as "I finalize about having sex with you people" ...
_1 to astor for hilarous commebnt...... I'll pay taht...... maperhaps you need rest astor???? I would ladff if you said that to an escort woker lol!! ::)
Trash jsox you in bed already!L But only 12 ocock lol.
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8) well I finally recovered from New years!!! lols, anyways Trashbox Im not sure if you could handle me on top of that pile of bitcoins!!
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as much as this thread has moved away from its original intention ( im sure Dr.Gonzo would be happy ;) ) i can vouch for Newamsterdam also. Banging C.
but also, dont we all think that we all hold the possibility for erotic excitement with anonymous participants?
i've attended a swingers masquerade before, and if it wasn't for the Viagra & coke, my head would have exploded.
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lol 8) I loved the sea of bitcoins comment.. Like do you imagine it matrix styleee. Like fucking on a big sea of binary or is it more a tangible pile of gold coins.
I want to say matrix style bc I think that's what you want to hear, but it was really more like Scrooge's vault in DuckTales.
Haven't finished reading through the whole thread but I had to say the Ducktales reference made me laugh my ass off, great show! Also, to answer the original question posed by the OP, no I haven't fantasized about anyone on SR. I just find it hard to believe that there are many hot women strolling on the Road, however if proven to be wrong, fantasies may abound.
DUCKTALES WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is it hard to believe hot women find their way to SR?
I know, so sexist!
A hot woman, IRL can scam free drugs off desperate needy men, thus not needing SR to support their habit. That's why I formed my opinion, has nothing to do with the basic technical knowledge required.
Not trying to imply that all sexy women manipulate men, but the smart ones do :)
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8) well I finally recovered from New years!!! lols, anyways Trashbox Im not sure if you could handle me on top of that pile of bitcoins!!
I'm not sure I could handle 10 inches... I've never actually seen one quite that big in... The.... Flesh......
Glad you and your gigantic penis recovered;)
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as much as this thread has moved away from its original intention ( im sure Dr.Gonzo would be happy ;) ) i can vouch for Newamsterdam also. Banging C.
but also, dont we all think that we all hold the possibility for erotic excitement with anonymous participants?
i've attended a swingers masquerade before, and if it wasn't for the Viagra & coke, my head would have exploded.
Did it end up being one big orgy?
I want to go to a masquerade ball... Minus the swinging. Ain't none of y'all biiiiitches gonna touch MY man!!
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Morning Razor :) I guess I fell asleep kinda early last night.
Buyer- I could probably hustle drugs off needy, desperate men but their drugs suuuuuuuuuuck!!!!
But thanks to SR I'm the HOT bitch with the Sticky-icky-icky! Now THEY come to ME 8)
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Morning Razor :) I guess I fell asleep kinda early last night.
Buyer- I could probably hustle drugs off needy, desperate men but their drugs suuuuuuuuuuck!!!!
But thanks to SR I'm the HOT bitch with the Sticky-icky-icky! Now THEY come to ME 8)
Morning (((TrashBox))) 8) I also fell asleep last night, and left the computer in hibernation. Still browsing underwear lol. How hard is it to get a French cut....? Grr. (Went a little too far yesterday with that lelo bunny vibe post..... just deleted it.)
What happened to ACE? Haven't chatted for ages.... (4 days) Stuffed as today..... mid 40s C ......... hottest day of summer so far :o Antsy...... restless but buggered at the same time....... Piece out.
Razor: it's kinda quiet around here when you're gone :(
Awwww..... thank you Bubs. :) I guess I'm just a quiet, shy type of person..... Nah not really. ::) "..........I'm the HOT bitch with the Sticky-icky-icky!" (eccies?) ??? ::)
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as much as this thread has moved away from its original intention ( im sure Dr.Gonzo would be happy ;) ) i can vouch for Newamsterdam also. Banging C.
but also, dont we all think that we all hold the possibility for erotic excitement with anonymous participants?
i've attended a swingers masquerade before, and if it wasn't for the Viagra & coke, my head would have exploded.
Did it end up being one big orgy?
I want to go to a masquerade ball... Minus the swinging. Ain't none of y'all biiiiitches gonna touch MY man!!
it didnt end up in total depravity; as one might hope, the event was pretty well managed. perfect ratio of M/F
good times when your young eh?
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A hot woman, IRL can scam free drugs off desperate needy men, thus not needing SR to support their habit. That's why I formed my opinion, has nothing to do with the basic technical knowledge required.
Not trying to imply that all sexy women manipulate men, but the smart ones do :)
I don't know, I've met some foxy girl geeks in my life. I can see a few of them making their way here. Gotta understand that not all girls out there take the path of least resistance. My girlfriend is 100% butch, changes the oil in the car, builds me office furniture, shovels all the snow off the drive. She wouldn't take the easy girl way if you lined it with hundred dollar bills. Fortunately in bed she still lets me make believe I'm the big tough man but the moral of the story is there are plenty of girls out there that know the only difference between guys and gals is really how much of a stereotype they are willing to fit themselves into.
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
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Morning Razor :) I guess I fell asleep kinda early last night.
Buyer- I could probably hustle drugs off needy, desperate men but their drugs suuuuuuuuuuck!!!!
But thanks to SR I'm the HOT bitch with the Sticky-icky-icky! Now THEY come to ME 8)
Great response, I'd plus 1 you if I could
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I SHOULD HAVE NEVER POSTED IN THIS
it keeps popping up as new posts i posted in and alls i can think about is having sex with your face hole random cyber slut lady
'twas my plan all along hahahahahahahahaha....
I sorta wish I could change my sn to RandomCyberSlutLady, it def suits me these past few days... Yikes
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i can vouch for Newamsterdam also. Banging C.
That's how I spent last night, I chatted so much for so many hours, shared a really deep level conversation and had a very enjoyable time, despite doing far too much I fell asleep easily, I dreamt I was riding through the sky on a flying scooter, normally my dreams are a lot more realistic, I'm still trying to figure out it's meaning lol!
But thanks to SR I'm the HOT bitch with the Sticky-icky-icky! Now THEY come to ME 8)
Truesay ;)
I hope everyone is having a good weekend so far? :)
Edit: Congratulations on becoming a 'Full Member' TrashBox happy posting captha free!
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do you guys know about the SR IRC channel?
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if you fantasize about other people on the internet that you've never met, then you are a filthy degenerate who needs to get a life
Hey joywind I guess your on a mission to collect negative karma? Let me add one to you. You earned it with this negative comment. Nothing positive about it.
Many many people are sexually stimulated from a mental stand point online. Maybe you are jealous?
joywind, how can anybody on this site call anybody else on this site such things? Or are you off whaching off to some fucked-up japanese porn site? LOL!
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wtf do you do with 2 litre bottles of schweppes WTF man!?! its not healthy. its made for drinking and cutting off the end to use when hot knifing opium, Not in any way a sex toy. 2 litre bottle. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Still, after a fortnight or whatever it was ago, it still makes me laugh. This time I didn't pmpl the bed again (yeah that was unexpected) but still funny.
Don't know what to laugh at, the fact that there was a slight (massive) lost in translation moment about how to use a 2 Litre bottle of Schweppes as a sex toy, or that you thought the inventor of plastic soft drink bottles invented them for us to use for opium, and then decided to put liquid in them at some point and sell them as drink. + 1. (I notice you talk to waaaay more girls on this forum than guys lol. yar....) What a slut you are. :D That's okay, I'm one too sometimes. ;)
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
when about 5-15 guys stand around a girl jerking off onto her.
more commonly called a circle jerk.
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
when about 5-15 guys stand around a girl jerking off onto her.
more commonly called a circle jerk.
WELL i thought a circlejerk was when a circle of dudes all tries to jack off onto a bagel. the last person to cum has to eat the bagel that everyone else just jizzed on.
:o
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
when about 5-15 guys stand around a girl jerking off onto her.
more commonly called a circle jerk.
WELL i thought a circlejerk was when a circle of dudes all tries to jack off onto a bagel. the last person to cum has to eat the bagel that everyone else just jizzed on.
:o
thats known as a soggy biscuit, although we dont use bagels in the UK
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do you guys know about the SR IRC channel?
No... But do tell :)
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Nice piture wavelength. Addy 4 pic?
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do you guys know about the SR IRC channel?
No... But do tell :)
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=175.0
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
when about 5-15 guys stand around a girl jerking off onto her.
more commonly called a circle jerk.
WELL i thought a circlejerk was when a circle of dudes all tries to jack off onto a bagel. the last person to cum has to eat the bagel that everyone else just jizzed on.
:o
People actually do this?!!?
All the gross stories on here have made me seriously consider becoming a lesbian. and not the kind that lets guys watch.
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
when about 5-15 guys stand around a girl jerking off onto her.
more commonly called a circle jerk.
WELL i thought a circlejerk was when a circle of dudes all tries to jack off onto a bagel. the last person to cum has to eat the bagel that everyone else just jizzed on.
:o
People actually do this?!!?
All the gross stories on here have made me seriously consider becoming a lesbian. and not the kind that lets guys watch.
dont do that, men are no way near as bad as women when you put them in the clinches, its all hormonal. all we want to do at the end of the day is fertilize eggs. you crazy hombres; when your eggs are fertilized and your imagination comes into play, goddamn; thats when some crazy shit gets thrown into the mix.
you gotta love the crazy milfs
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You guys are entertaining as fuck :-*
Imagine if we'd live in a world without the FBI (Fucking Bunch of Idiots), prosecution etc., we could possibly meet on a nice beach, do as many drugs as we want, drinks as much as we want and fuck as much as we want :)
To be honest, I'm a little bit curious how "our" beloved SR girls look like.
I know a few girls doing drugs, who are hot as hell and also horny as fuck.
Therefore I really could imagine that you girls look as good as they do or even way better.
Most hilarious thread I've read so far, keep it up.
Best wishes,
Deutsche Bank
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To be honest, I'm a little bit curious how "our" beloved SR girls look like.
I've seen genuine SR tatties, although not face to face, they were fine and id gladly fulfill every fantasy of their owner. She knows who she is ;)
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
when about 5-15 guys stand around a girl jerking off onto her.
more commonly called a circle jerk.
WELL i thought a circlejerk was when a circle of dudes all tries to jack off onto a bagel. the last person to cum has to eat the bagel that everyone else just jizzed on.
:o
People actually do this?!!?
All the gross stories on here have made me seriously consider becoming a lesbian. and not the kind that lets guys watch.
dont do that, men are no way near as bad as women when you put them in the clinches, its all hormonal. all we want to do at the end of the day is fertilize eggs. you crazy hombres; when your eggs are fertilized and your imagination comes into play, goddamn; thats when some crazy shit gets thrown into the mix.
you gotta love the crazy milfs
You're making it worse. ::)
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
when about 5-15 guys stand around a girl jerking off onto her.
more commonly called a circle jerk.
WELL i thought a circlejerk was when a circle of dudes all tries to jack off onto a bagel. the last person to cum has to eat the bagel that everyone else just jizzed on.
:o
People actually do this?!!?
All the gross stories on here have made me seriously consider becoming a lesbian. and not the kind that lets guys watch.
dont do that, men are no way near as bad as women when you put them in the clinches, its all hormonal. all we want to do at the end of the day is fertilize eggs. you crazy hombres; when your eggs are fertilized and your imagination comes into play, goddamn; thats when some crazy shit gets thrown into the mix.
you gotta love the crazy milfs
You're making it worse. ::)
LOL, yeah. Now I am trying to find a Russian mail order bride site for lesbians.
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To be honest, I'm a little bit curious how "our" beloved SR girls look like.
I've seen genuine SR tatties, although not face to face, they were fine and id gladly fulfill every fantasy of their owner. She knows who she is ;)
Are you referring to PM90? :D
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Joywind - whats a jerkcircle ?
when about 5-15 guys stand around a girl jerking off onto her.
more commonly called a circle jerk.
WELL i thought a circlejerk was when a circle of dudes all tries to jack off onto a bagel. the last person to cum has to eat the bagel that everyone else just jizzed on.
:o
People actually do this?!!?
All the gross stories on here have made me seriously consider becoming a lesbian. and not the kind that lets guys watch.
dont do that, men are no way near as bad as women when you put them in the clinches, its all hormonal. all we want to do at the end of the day is fertilize eggs. you crazy hombres; when your eggs are fertilized and your imagination comes into play, goddamn; thats when some crazy shit gets thrown into the mix.
you gotta love the crazy milfs
You're making it worse. ::)
LOL, yeah. Now I am trying to find a Russian mail order bride site for lesbians.
I may well get -K for this but kitkat I actually thought you were, um, already...... non hetero?...... I thought that's cool whatever rocks your boat. Some of your posts (can't remember which) seemed to indicate this, but I guess I was wrong and wonders will never cease. :-X
Piece out. Drive safely.
(Who's PM90 Ballz? I looked and couldn't find her! ??? )
(Edit: I typed it correctly and found her. What a shame! Waaaaait..... PM90? Prescilala Makjdkj is not in jail!)
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LOL, yeah. Now I am trying to find a Russian mail order bride site for lesbians.
With the fall of the US Dollar you might have a hard time finding a good Russian bride. I'd go for Papua New Guinea, saw a documentary on some remote tribes down there that would trade an awful lot for a carton of cigarettes.
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[edit. Holy shit what a spaz! I posted this in the wrong place. Grr. Tired. Still waiting on pizza, still. Grr.]
I meant PriscillaMarie90. She's still here. She wrote a post last week lol. ::)
Is this the one you mean?
PM90 i got fucked over hard today.
My gf calls at 5pm and says i want to go to the beach tuesday...I cant get drugs in time for the vacation next week....any ideas? I need south east vendors to help me out.
:(
nomad bloodbath
Aww, I'm sorry nomad! :( I wish I could help you! What kind of drugs do you need sweetie?
Piece out. Drive safely.
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My my the conversation was fruity here yesterday!
You guys are entertaining as fuck :-*
Imagine if we'd live in a world without the FBI (Fucking Bunch of Idiots), prosecution etc., we could possibly meet on a nice beach, do as many drugs as we want, drinks as much as we want and fuck as much as we want :)
Lol +1 great acronym ;D
To be honest, I'm a little bit curious how "our" beloved SR girls look like.
I've seen genuine SR tatties, although not face to face, they were fine and id gladly fulfill every fantasy of their owner. She knows who she is ;)
Are you referring to PM90? :D
What's all this tittie talk I hear, c'mon the beans, there's no need to be shy!
LOL, yeah. Now I am trying to find a Russian mail order bride site for lesbians.
Did you find one? I tried to find a site that offers this with no luck. Somebody needs to plug that hole in the market. I'm very good at finding randomness Raz knows lol, if I can't find it it's probably not out there ;)
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@TrashBox...
Now look what you've started!
Actually thanks for starting up such a spicy and sparkling conversation - makes for a little more intimacy on these otherwise somewhat mechanistic threads...
Now I'm wondering about you a little... so reverse-cowgirl works for you?
BlueGiraffe
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First off, I fantasize about having sex with you too, TrashBox. Most everyone else here on these boards too.
Not in a gay way, but maybe in a massive SR orgy kind of way.
When it's your turn guys, just slap me on the ass and I'll go get some crackers and a scotch.
Many many people are sexually stimulated from a mental stand point online. Maybe you are jealous?
lol if I were jealous, I would WANT the attention of the opposite sex. I don't want the attention of fools, and I am proud to be celibate. On attaining chastity a man derives fathomless benefit from that... And there is nothing that he needs to add to brahmacharya to have brahmacharya's fruit and reward. Celibacy is its own reward, and the true celibate is jealous of nothing.
Hahahahahahahahah.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahaha.
Etc.
OMG, wow.
Are you a virgin, or abstaining?
I gotta say, everyone abstains until they lose their virginity, and I don't know any virgin supermen.
I mean, I remember being a virgin, and it didn't give me any superpowers. Fucking does though.
I am a super fucker.
Last Saturday night I came about 8 or 9 times... try that virgin.
The next day, I felt great.
If there was any scientific proof to your claim, athletes the world over would stay virgins for the big bucks.
Some do abstain before a match, but I think it's more mental than physical, testosterone levels after an orgasm take about a week to spike again, but you can do it several time every day without detriment to your ability to move around.
Having an orgasm makes you feel a little weak in the knees for a very short time, I would say any drug you buy here would do more to your body than getting your freak on.
Looking back through your posts joywind, I see you have an unhealthy hatred of women. I think it's best for everyone if you just don't go near them at all. Maybe see a shrink, or drop some acid.
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Somebody needs to plug that hole in the market. I'm very good at finding randomness
i think you found your plunger princess, ready to plug away :o 8)
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Princess: 10toes coke was ok this weekend. I dont have much to compare to since I rarely do it anymore but the guys I shared with said it's the best they've had around here in a while. As usual I couldn't get to sleep (despite smoking pot) and laid awake in bed thinking Molly is SO much better than this.
Hi Razor ;)))
BlueGiraffe: Thanks for the youtube link in your sig. Awesome. I'm curious about you, too.
Deutsch: I wonder, too........
KitKat: did you get your opium from Ace yet? You should smoke that and then watch Giraffe's YouTube vid :)
Cannabin: Where would this hypothetical SR orgy take place? At first I was thinking beach... But now I'm thinking mountains.
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Princess: 10toes coke was ok this weekend. I dont have much to compare to since I rarely do it anymore but the guys I shared with said it's the best they've had around here in a while. As usual I couldn't get to sleep (despite smoking pot) and laid awake in bed thinking Molly is SO much better than this.
Happy to hear 10toes went well for you. If you have problems sleeping try melatonin and chamomile tea, it does wonders and it's natural. As for pot, it depends which strain you were doing, you need a heavy indica, if you don't want to go the natural way a valium or two should do the trick. I agree with you I think mandy is fantastic, I've always had so much fun rolling, however much I enjoy coke mandy gives you much more bang for your buck ;)
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Thanks for the advice, Prin! You're right, I generally smoke sativa dom strains. Right now I have purple diesel, actually, which is a pretty energetic high. Not sure why I hadnt thought of chamomile tea, I drink that before bed all the time! I've never tried Melatonin, I'll have to do some research. I tryyyyyyyy to stay away from pharmies but if I had one the other night/morning I would have taken it!! Maybe I'll get a few just to keep on hand for emergencies.
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With your particular free and open disposition Lady TrashBox, you should get involved in the thread just next door!
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=10532.50
BG
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i think you found your plunger princess, ready to plug away :o 8)
Fingers crossed there's plenty of plunge in that plunger! Geronimo! :D
Thanks for the advice, Prin! You're right, I generally smoke sativa dom strains. Right now I have purple diesel, actually, which is a pretty energetic high. Not sure why I hadnt thought of chamomile tea, I drink that before bed all the time! I've never tried Melatonin, I'll have to do some research. I tryyyyyyyy to stay away from pharmies but if I had one the other night/morning I would have taken it!! Maybe I'll get a few just to keep on hand for emergencies.
Rest assured you'll be fine with melatonin, it's a natural hormone that's part of our natural sleep wake cycle, if you wish to do some research the sleepfoundation is a good place to start (clearwebalert) http://www.sleepfoundation.org/article/sleep-topics/melatonin-and-sleep I swear by swanson's triple strength (clearwebalert) http://www.swansonvitamins.com/swanson-ultra-triple-strength-melatonin-10-mg-60-caps?csi=SW502&csp=SWU305 there's lots of honest reviews there too, it's brilliant and super reasonable, I can't recommend it enough for a peaceful post sesh sleep. In terms of greenery your best avoiding the sativa strains as they're uplifting, when you're already high it defeats the object of coming down, you definitely need a heavy indica to help you drift off into calm and relaxation strains like grand daddy purple and blueberry kush are brilliant for this but any heavy indica should do wonders, and don't forget to have some chamomile tea to hand. I agree with you hun I try to avoid pharmies too, the natural approach is definitely the way forward :)
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Ballz you didn't answer my q., so I'll answer it myself lol.
To be honest, I'm a little bit curious how "our" beloved SR girls look like.
I've seen genuine SR tatties, although not face to face, they were fine and id gladly fulfill every fantasy of their owner. She knows who she is ;)
Are you referring to PM90? :D
I wondered who it was so I looked it ^. Thought PM90 was a cell phone.
Before she went [edit.], she had one last time to check in here, and update her page, post on forums, and she threw up a pic in chat or something of her doing meth one last time, and across her tits she wrote "Free PM90!!!"
I wasn't here at that time. I first discovered SR in the blackouts, and couldn't get back on. Forums a bit later. So I didn't get to see. Can no longer see it. ("search for PM90 produced 31 results")
Holy shit! What was taken out of SR? There's a swathe of things missing on the front page index; can't remember which categories though. Logged in now. Holy shit! Just noticed USD BAL which means USD to BTC must have shot through roof! That's a HUGE difference! But where are the missing categories? Unless they've been truncated into minimalistic menus, seems pretty sparse! Holy shit! Just realised the quantities of drugs has dropped dramatically as well.... wtf IS GOING ON? :o
Parenthetically.....
If you have problems sleeping try melatonin and chamomile tea, it does wonders and it's natural. As for pot, it depends which strain you were doing, you need a heavy indica, if you don't want to go the natural way a valium or two should do the trick.
Rest assured you'll be fine with melatonin, it's a natural hormone that's part of our natural sleep wake cycle....
You sound like a young doctor Princess! :) In your good books again TrashBox...? Went quiet after the vibrator post..... :(
Piece out. Drive safely.
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Raz, were you really good at playing hide and seek as a youngster? I can think of a few things that seem to be out there (by all accounts) however I'm having trouble finding them. Perhaps you could throw a little light on the subject for me??? ;)
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Lol, now I c. Search: PriscillaMarie90. Results: 1. Okay fine, I found it but pic removed. btw,
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........ sounds......... weird........... Could have sworn there was way more stuff. Still checking. brb.
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False alarm. I'm tired. I'm allowed to make mistakes. ::)
"Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post."
P ^dated..... G'day Wadozo! :) What's happening? Hmm, I remember hide and seek but I can't remember it vividly. What kind of a question is that???? Yeah, what's on your mind? :) Somebody lose their forum account last year?
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I'm just playing with you Raz, as per your signature. ;) Poor attempt by me and a definite signal that my day is drawing to a close. ??? Sorry!!
Yes Raz, we all make mistakes. Some of us learn from them and some of us don't. I love your investigative nature and the methodology you use. Awesome stuff and food for thought! :) Your certainly an interesting character Raz, a most interesting persona. :) :)
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Lol, did you think I meant I like to play hide and seek??? pmsl. More a reference to obscure information. I kind of grow bored with train-type chat. The only information worth knowing is the information that no one's talking about lol. You usually don't come across anything but cheap conversations these days.
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Your right. Not many people have the ability to stimulate ones mind anymore. People with the ability to do so are few and far between, a rare occurrence indeed. 8)
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Lol, did you think I meant I like to play hide and seek??? pmsl. More a reference to obscure information. I kind of grow bored with train-type chat. The only information worth knowing is the information that no one's talking about lol. You usually don't come across anything but cheap conversations these days.
Your right. Not many people have the ability to stimulate ones mind anymore. People with the ability to do so are few and far between, a rare occurrence indeed. 8)
I agree with you both Razorspyne and Wadozo, train type chat brings the idiom to mind 'talk is cheap', knowing obscure information and having a quality conversion with the right friend/s is worth it's weight in gold :)
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Lol, did you think I meant I like to play hide and seek??? pmsl. More a reference to obscure information. I kind of grow bored with train-type chat. The only information worth knowing is the information that no one's talking about lol. You usually don't come across anything but cheap conversations these days.
Your right. Not many people have the ability to stimulate ones mind anymore. People with the ability to do so are few and far between, a rare occurrence indeed. 8)
I agree with you both Razorspyne and Wadozo, train type chat brings the idiom to mind 'talk is cheap', knowing obscure information and having a quality conversion with the right friend/s is worth it's weight in gold :)
Great to see PrincessHIGH that there are still intelligent people in the world. Your so right about the quality of conversations we have with others. It's definitely a contentious issue for me. ;)
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Your right. Not many people have the ability to stimulate ones mind anymore. People with the ability to do so are few and far between, a rare occurrence indeed. 8)
Why thank you Wad, we ARE a dying breed. :)
I agree with you both Razorspyne and Wadozo, train type chat brings the idiom to mind 'talk is cheap', knowing obscure information and having a quality conversion with the right friend/s is worth it's weight in gold :)
Awwww..... personally I think you're just trying to suck ^ to me and Wad lol Princess ;) ::) Sucky-sucky-sucky-sucky! :P No I'm just kidding.
Anyway I'm going to pop off in 5-10 so Night Night people!! *mwah* (Gotta go, Debbie Does Dallas has started!!) ::)
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Lol, did you think I meant I like to play hide and seek??? pmsl. More a reference to obscure information. I kind of grow bored with train-type chat. The only information worth knowing is the information that no one's talking about lol. You usually don't come across anything but cheap conversations these days.
Your right. Not many people have the ability to stimulate ones mind anymore. People with the ability to do so are few and far between, a rare occurrence indeed. 8)
I agree with you both Razorspyne and Wadozo, train type chat brings the idiom to mind 'talk is cheap', knowing obscure information and having a quality conversion with the right friend/s is worth it's weight in gold :)
Great to see PrincessHIGH that there are still intelligent people in the world. Your so right about the quality of conversations we have with others. It's definitely a contentious issue for me. ;)
cannabis is great for attaining obscure information xD
this is off topic but its something that stuck with me and im sure some of you will find it funny.
my buddy pointed out to me that an extremely common result of getting high is, getting up with something on your lap. literally like 45 minutes later i got up from my seat and i heard my lighter bounce off the ground and i laughed for quite a long time.
funny shit.
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Your right. Not many people have the ability to stimulate ones mind anymore. People with the ability to do so are few and far between, a rare occurrence indeed. 8)
Why thank you Wad, we ARE a dying breed. :)
I agree with you both Razorspyne and Wadozo, train type chat brings the idiom to mind 'talk is cheap', knowing obscure information and having a quality conversion with the right friend/s is worth it's weight in gold :)
Awwww..... personally I think you're just trying to suck ^ to me and Wad lol Princess ;) ::) Sucky-sucky-sucky-sucky! :P No I'm just kidding.
Anyway I'm going to pop off in 5-10 so Night Night people!! *mwah* (Gotta go, Debbie Does Dallas has started!!) ::)
Nighty night to you too Raz! ;D Before you go though, what channel is it on? I'd hate to miss such a classic! (lol) :) :)
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cannabis is great for attaining obscure information xD
Really? I thought it killed memory eventually. I thought LSD was good for opening your mind. Holy shit! Are you guys still ^? I had a coke, a bowel of ice-cream, took off my clothes, and you guys are STILL on here! :o
Princess, I don't know how you get it to look that way, but your quotes run close together. It looks like they're cuddling, or trying to get intimate lol. ::)
(Is that just me? The quote thingys.....? They gently squash the comment in between them like boobs or a hug or something. It looks very cute! :)
Okay. NOW I'm out....
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Your right. Not many people have the ability to stimulate ones mind anymore. People with the ability to do so are few and far between, a rare occurrence indeed. 8)
Why thank you Wad, we ARE a dying breed. :)
I agree with you both Razorspyne and Wadozo, train type chat brings the idiom to mind 'talk is cheap', knowing obscure information and having a quality conversion with the right friend/s is worth it's weight in gold :)
Awwww..... personally I think you're just trying to suck ^ to me and Wad lol Princess ;) ::) Sucky-sucky-sucky-sucky! :P No I'm just kidding.
Anyway I'm going to pop off in 5-10 so Night Night people!! *mwah* (Gotta go, Debbie Does Dallas has started!!) ::)
Nighty night to you too Raz! ;D Before you go though, what channel is it on? I'd hate to miss such a classic! (lol) :) :)
Sex channel. They were having a Debbie Does Dallas marathon last year. Debbie 1, Debbie 2, Debbie does Miami I think and Vegas too, and the special edition re-cuts (uncut). Can't remember the titles now. Goodnight. :)
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I always miss the action in here!
I wanted to chime in about intelligent conversation. One might think I'm not capable (see OP) but I still love to read around on this forum. I've been on 2-3 other internet forums in my day and SR certainly has the most interesting and INTELLIGENT members I've ever come across. I've learned so much so far and look forward to all the info I stand to gain in the future. Long Live SR!
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I always miss the action in here!
I wanted to chime in about intelligent conversation. One might think I'm not capable (see OP) but I still love to read around on this forum. I've been on 2-3 other internet forums in my day and SR certainly has the most interesting and INTELLIGENT members I've ever come across. I've learned so much so far and look forward to all the info I stand to gain in the future. Long Live SR!
TrashBox, it was your brain child which initiated this thread and allowed it to prosper to what it is today, through a series of very interesting posts on a mentally stimulating topic! You are certainly more than capable in my view and that of many others I'm sure. :)
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this is probably my favorite thread on the road since verbal diarrhea sunk ;D
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Personally I think when DPR is done making his fortune he should buy himself a small oil platform, declare it a sovereign nation and invite us all there to have a drug fueled sex fest for a month or two. While the road is likely occupied by more guys than gals, I suspect almost all of us have partners who reap the benefit of our membership and would love to come along to equal out the numbers. Otherwise we could just put a few flyers up at local strip clubs and I am sure we could trick some hoties into coming out with us.
We could call it "Florinpaluzia" or "Miracle Man" in honor of DPR's lineage.
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Great to see PrincessHIGH that there are still intelligent people in the world. Your so right about the quality of conversations we have with others. It's definitely a contentious issue for me. ;)
It's fantastic to see this happening on this very forum, despite trolling and scamming which has sadly been on the increase recently, it's great to see quality conversation still has it's place here and long may it continue :)
Awwww..... personally I think you're just trying to suck ^ to me and Wad lol Princess ;) ::) Sucky-sucky-sucky-sucky! :P No I'm just kidding.
Anyway I'm going to pop off in 5-10 so Night Night people!! *mwah* (Gotta go, Debbie Does Dallas has started!!) ::)
In the spirit of this thread I 'Sucky-sucky-sucky-sucky' occasionally, when the mood takes me there lol! I like you both, you're good people and positive contributors, the forum needs more guys like you and the rest of the awesome contributors of this thread, this is our little hub of randomness and fun, thank-you TrashBox I like it here! Hope Debbie Does Dallas did it for you (again!) Razorspyne ;)
Princess, I don't know how you get it to look that way, but your quotes run close together. It looks like they're cuddling, or trying to get intimate lol. ::)
(Is that just me? The quote thingys.....? They gently squash the comment in between them like boobs or a hug or something. It looks very cute! :)
I never thought of it that way, I like the way you think Razorspyne you're an out of the box thinker in a good way, I guess in my subconscious I've been squashing the quotes and comments together purposefully attempting to let them cuddle and get intimate without even being aware of it, I'm all for free love especially when I'm high!
Personally I think when DPR is done making his fortune he should buy himself a small oil platform, declare it a sovereign nation and invite us all there to have a drug fueled sex fest for a month or two. While the road is likely occupied by more guys than gals, I suspect almost all of us have partners who reap the benefit of our membership and would love to come along to equal out the numbers. Otherwise we could just put a few flyers up at local strip clubs and I am sure we could trick some hoties into coming out with us.
We could call it "Florinpaluzia" or "Miracle Man" in honor of DPR's lineage.
It doesn't take much to start up a sovereign nation these days just a little imagination and initiative, take a look at this guy (clearwebalert) http://www.sealandgov.org/ I think it's a very cool place, I must visit one day just so I can say I've been to the 'Principality of Sealand' and start up a random conversation about my adventure! We need to do something similar and have wild parties, it would be legendary and so much fun, with all the great people here I'm sure we'd have the time of our lives :)
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Your too kind PrincessHIGH. :) I also enjoy reading your posts and comprehending your vast knowledge on numerous topics. 8) I look forward to engaging you in some interesting, thought-provoking "conversations" when the opportunity arises. I love to stimulate the mind as I'm sure you do. ;)
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This thread, is a lol. Lol....
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This thread, is a lol. Lol....
YOU are a lol...............
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Haha, reading this while doing rails is fucking hilarious.
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Your too kind PrincessHIGH. :) I also enjoy reading your posts and comprehending your vast knowledge on numerous topics. 8) I look forward to engaging you in some interesting, thought-provoking "conversations" when the opportunity arises. I love to stimulate the mind as I'm sure you do. ;)
You're too kind too Wadozo, I share your sentiment, I too am looking forward to engaging in thought provoking conversation with you as and when it arises, there's sure to be plenty of stimulating opportunities ahead ;)
This thread, is a lol. Lol....
YOU are a lol...............
I think this thread has gone beyond a lol and gone into lmfao territory!
Haha, reading this while doing rails is fucking hilarious.
Agreed, it's also brilliant with a big bag of weed ;D
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The only problem is my coke isn't very good quality. :'(
Waiting on my SR orders to get here.
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The only problem is my coke isn't very good quality. :'(
Waiting on my SR orders to get here.
I'm sorry to hear that, you can use some saline spray now and when you've finished, it allows the mucus membranes to adsorb more sesh and helps to relieve any blockages post sesh, and a little vaseline before bed can do wonders for any nasal discomfort/dryness associated with poor quality coke. I wish all your orders arrive quickly and safely, I only order my coke from SilkRoad now it puts anything I can acquire IRL to shame, long live the road :)
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Wow. Must be in your good books lately Princess, or maybe you’re in a really good (and flirty) mood tonight! ::) Thanks for sharing that lol. I’m sure I’m not the only one who slightly hardened over that post. I wonder if this is the time to mention my mind wandered a few days ago ??? and I thought about me and some of the other guys on SR, Ballz, modziw, Ahoyhoy and rest, came to your place selling girl-scout cookies and you invited us in for a coffee, which turned into champagne and dessert, and we ended ^ having a massive orgy for some reason. :o We found some rope you left lying around……........................ anyway, it was great (you loved it). ::) We all made cocktails, ate sexy fruit (strawberries and cantelope mainly) and did eccies all night. If you’ve got soft rope or some frilly cuffs we might be in for a good night lol. (Though this time I’ll try not to lose the key!! That killed the romance a bit lol! It had fallen out of my pocket when I got out of the car, looked EVERYwhere bedore finding it not to the amusement of my now ex. Handcuffs not even mine, I “borrowed” them from a little kid and then was too ashamed to give them back to him. I bought him a gift to make ^ for it.) :-\
Anyway I’m not going to let this post go too far, but like Wado I’m glad it’s still going strong. Had some great convos earlier on thread so have always come back to it. It’s my favourite so far. And I wasn’t joking when I said I pmsl’d my bed. :'( That phucking post from ACE and the misunderstanding on how to use a 2 litre bottle of Schweppes as a sex toy, and then thinking about the guy who invented plastic bottles did it specifically so ACE could use to hot-knife opium, and then thought phuc it, you could also put liquid in them and sell as drink, was too much and it spilled out of me onto the bed. Classic. ::) (I’m very clean so it wasn’t as bad as it could have been.)
Speaking of ACE, have not seen for a while. :-\ Figured he went to another rave but that was a while ago. Give us ^ date ACE! Or we might think things. Come back and sell us more ope.
ProudCannabian! Good job, 8/9 times in one night!! How did you manage? :o Nice job bob. You can be our new sex role-model along with Ahoyhoy. 8 or 9 times, what were you on dude? ??? Interesting night out. I have to disagree that it’s all mental though. Abstaining works. It’s just not healthy is all. I notice it helps in gym, all that aggression pent ^ is good to work with. For some reason girls seem to notice as well though I can’t explain it. :P I don’t mind being flirted with, except by those who hang outside the gym doors and simply look everyone ^ and down when leaving. >:( That doesn’t impress me. The ones inside do though. ;) Hmm, abstaining vs non-abstaining….. I don’t know how you managed to do it ProudCannabian, as a general rule the less you do it the better for rope levels when you finally do do it. Hmm. IMAHO, once a day is too much. Starts to be mechanical. Just tell her you have a “headache” but you’ll do it later when you feel “better”. But can you manage to last all week without nothing more than light teasing? If you can, I’d recommend it. Tell me the difference you feel.
Hmm. I don’t want to turn into relationships expert though. This thread being what it is, I feel a little slack is warranted though.
P.S. I always seem to say the wrong thing lol, if above is too randy tell me Miss PM and I’ll edit. Don’t be offended and decide not talk to me or I’ll be crushed lol! Being a sex thread, I was just being honest and trying to have a little fun (even if all true). I assume it’s healthy to fantasise every now and then, it’s part of being human. It’s the people who think they’re somehow superior to everyone else because they don’t have any erotic thoughts at all that are phucked ^. It’s not healthy. (It took me a fair time to get right mentally because of this unhealthy way of viewing the world. Thank god I had “active” friends to correct me before it was too late, and to reverse the damage of my bad parenting.) No wonder they need an instruction booklet on their honeymoon and freak out about it. And no, I still haven’t figured out how to use a Lelo bunny vibe, but I guess I don’t need to know. Anyway it’s all in fun. It’s not a dating agency it’s Silk Road. Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty. A friendly slap on the butt to everyone on this page who posted!
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I'm hungry
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... a little vaseline before bed can do wonders...
Okay that wasn't fair, I'm sorry..... :-[ Here's the full quote.....
I'm sorry to hear that, you can use some saline spray now and when you've finished, it allows the mucus membranes to adsorb more sesh and helps to relieve any blockages post sesh, and a little vaseline before bed can do wonders for any nasal discomfort/dryness associated with poor quality coke. I wish all your orders arrive quickly and safely, I only order my coke from SilkRoad now it puts anything I can acquire IRL to shame, long live the road :)
Look people this is a sex thread I can say what I want lol. Piece out. Drive safely. 8)
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Am i the only guy that beats off while flipping through the listings of drugs?
Possibly, but you're definitely not the only one who gets a boner over the listings
*drools*
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Great post Raz or are you really Dr Phil! (lol). C'mon, fess up Dr Phil!! Some very clinical advice given here Raz. Beginning with some sexual stimulation to get the ball rolling (brought back those teenage "reading a Penthouse Forum" days) through to a little relationship counseling before finishing on a psychological level, touching on some mental issues. A wide gamut of issues covered there Raz and as always, beautifully written. Your posts really have the power of capturing a reader's interest to a point where you just have to continue reading and can't look away. A great quality to have Raz. :)
I don't believe you've offended anyone Raz and if you did, to those people I would say pull your head in and have a laugh. I we can't laugh at ourselves, all is lost. Keep up the great work and I can't wait for the next one.:)
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Am I the only one who misread the title as "I fantasize about having sex with young people"? I lolled a bit irl when I read the OP :D
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I havent been keeping up with what this threads topic is currently on, but im responding to the original topic it was made for..
IV GOTTA SAY IV GOT A THING FOR
KITKAT
PARTYGIRL
PRINCESSHIGH
AND THE MISSED PINE.....I love women who are inteligent and can hold a in depth conversayion with you about almost anything, from Art,to,fine wine, movies, or just having fun together getting a buzz and playing some vid games together or going to the beach and just having fun..
AS I SAID MY MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A WOMEN THOUGH IS TRULY HER MIND! YES I LOVE A BEATIFUL WOMEN AS WELL BUT A WOMEN WHO CAN SIT AND SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING IS MY GIRL!! IF YOUR OUT THERE PM ME!!
27 MALE
SINGLE N LOOKING
READY TO PARTY AND PLAY!! OR IF YOU MEET THE STANDS EVEN SETTLE DOWN!!
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I have a thing for Princess, too ;)
She's not judgy and always so eager to help!
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Great post Raz or are you really Dr Phil! (lol). C'mon, fess up Dr Phil!! Some very clinical advice given here Raz. Beginning with some sexual stimulation to get the ball rolling (brought back those teenage "reading a Penthouse Forum" days) through to a little relationship counseling before finishing on a psychological level, touching on some mental issues. A wide gamut of issues covered there Raz and as always, beautifully written. Your posts really have the power of capturing a reader's interest to a point where you just have to continue reading and can't look away. A great quality to have Raz. :)
I don't believe you've offended anyone Raz and if you did, to those people I would say pull your head in and have a laugh. I we can't laugh at ourselves, all is lost. Keep up the great work and I can't wait for the next one.:)
Haha. I have hair and Dr Phil doesn't, so I'm probably not him lol; maybe just related. TY for compliments! I'm glad people keep reading.....! :) RE last line, I made a post once and it never occurred to me that 1 or 2 people might not be as open-minded as they could have been. It doesn't matter, I just deleted the post. (Still don't see anything wrong with it, it was pretty tame but some people are hard to predict.) :-\ If something needs to be said I'll say it and not worry about feelings, but this wasn't urgent information so just I made a judgment call and moved on.
Am I the only one who misread the title as "I fantasize about having sex with young people"? I lolled a bit irl when I read the OP :D
pmsl FartBomber (what the fuck is wrong with you!) ::) I actually read that way initially too roflmfao. Also....
You know you spend too much time on the forum when you read the title of this thread, every time, as "I finalize about having sex with you people" ...
I guess..... ::)
Lol Miss PM, you're pop lately! (*still basking in the warm afterglow*) Awwwww......... I'm happy to Sucky sucky sucky sucky up to you at the moment. You're pop with me as well....... ;) (I wish I could pop off another K but can't, sorry, I've hit your Thank button more times than I've had hot dinners. Wouldn't it be good if we could reach Platinum Hero at 1000 posts and iether reduce it to 48 hrs or gain the power to transfer one's own +K to take away someone else's -K. That would be kind of cool......)
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Fuck you dipshit you spammed in every fucking forum.
Fine you want me to make up for it, PM me I'll trade the MP's for btc.
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Made me smile. This better stay ^. btw :)
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Princess I thought me and you had a thyng?
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I love women who are inteligent and can hold a in depth conversayion with you about almost anything, from Art,to,fine wine, movies, or just having fun together getting a buzz and playing some vid games together or going to the beach and just having fun..
AS I SAID MY MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A WOMEN THOUGH IS TRULY HER MIND! YES I LOVE A BEATIFUL WOMEN AS WELL BUT A WOMEN WHO CAN SIT AND SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING IS MY GIRL!! IF YOUR OUT THERE PM ME!!
Couldn't agree with you more AnonymousAddict. I actually have a little thing for Judge Judy! :-[ To have such intelligence, a sharp whit and a dry sense of humor thrown in for good measure leaves me thinking just how lucky a man her husband is! Another TV Judge which grabs my attention is Judge Marilyn Millian from The People's Court. Beautiful in every sense of the word. :)
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I actually have a little thing for Judge Judy! :-[ To have such intelligence, a sharp whit and a dry sense of humor thrown in for good measure leaves me thinking just how lucky a man her husband is! Another TV Judge which grabs my attention is Judge Marilyn Millian from The People's Court. Beautiful in every sense of the word. :)
Oh my christ. How repulsive...... I have not watched one show without saying "Buy some fucking laxatives you bitch". There are better women out there Wado, in fact, I don't even think she's a woman. I think something went wrong before birth. I'm not saying this in fun. There are certain people who are men who are half woman, and certain women who are half man, if I remember correctly it has either something to do with a phucked ^ chromosome count, something to do with drinking too much beer, or both. Actually beer can contribute, so can chicken, but as these come after birth. Judge Judy I believe is possibly one of these walking monstrosities and I feel sorry for her as she is sick and needs help. (Sounds like I'm rambling but I'm just tired, it's a grammar thing.)
There are MUCH better girls out there Wado. Be a little more picky for godsake.
Unfortunately, between me and Lim I think we have managed to scare off PrincessHIGH so stuff it, I'm out of here.
I'll be around for the next 15 though, I'm eating something.
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Unfortunately, between me and Lim I think we have managed to scare off PrincessHIGH so stuff it, I'm out of here.
I'll be around for the next 15 though, I'm eating something.
Lol nah she's mine already. Just one of them I'm afraid, you can join in if ya like.
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razorspyne, you make me lol in your posts. theres such unbridled honesty here its amazing even if it does go to show most people who spend an inordinate amount of time are a bit lonely and need to get laid
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Wow. Must be in your good books lately Princess, or maybe you’re in a really good (and flirty) mood tonight! ::) Thanks for sharing that lol. I’m sure I’m not the only one who slightly hardened over that post. I wonder if this is the time to mention my mind wandered a few days ago ??? and I thought about me and some of the other guys on SR, Ballz, modziw, Ahoyhoy and rest, came to your place selling girl-scout cookies and you invited us in for a coffee, which turned into champagne and dessert, and we ended ^ having a massive orgy for some reason. :o We found some rope you left lying around……........................ anyway, it was great (you loved it). ::) We all made cocktails, ate sexy fruit (strawberries and cantelope mainly) and did eccies all night. If you’ve got soft rope or some frilly cuffs we might be in for a good night lol. (Though this time I’ll try not to lose the key!! That killed the romance a bit lol! It had fallen out of my pocket when I got out of the car, looked EVERYwhere bedore finding it not to the amusement of my now ex. Handcuffs not even mine, I “borrowed” them from a little kid and then was too ashamed to give them back to him. I bought him a gift to make ^ for it.) :-\
Fear not, I'd never ask you to delete any of your posts, it would take a lot more than that to turn me off lol! It's healthy to have fantasies and explore your own sexuality so you can get to know yourself better. You have an amazing mind Raz, you're a really deep thinker, it's a very rare and refreshing quality to have these days, don't ever change! You know me so well, I've got a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs on my bedstead, I'm quite fond of them, however since I ditched my ex, I have nobody to use them on me (it's no fun cuffing oneself!), he wasn't into that kinky stuff anyway, far too vanilla for my tastes, glad I gave him the boot! Happy to hear you made it up to the little kid, you have a good heart Raz, I like you for that :-*
I havent been keeping up with what this threads topic is currently on, but im responding to the original topic it was made for..
IV GOTTA SAY IV GOT A THING FOR
KITKAT
PARTYGIRL
PRINCESSHIGH
AND THE MISSED PINE.....I love women who are inteligent and can hold a in depth conversayion with you about almost anything, from Art,to,fine wine, movies, or just having fun together getting a buzz and playing some vid games together or going to the beach and just having fun..
AS I SAID MY MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A WOMEN THOUGH IS TRULY HER MIND! YES I LOVE A BEATIFUL WOMEN AS WELL BUT A WOMEN WHO CAN SIT AND SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING IS MY GIRL!! IF YOUR OUT THERE PM ME!!
27 MALE
SINGLE N LOOKING
READY TO PARTY AND PLAY!! OR IF YOU MEET THE STANDS EVEN SETTLE DOWN!!
I have a thing for Princess, too ;)
She's not judgy and always so eager to help!
Awww how lovely, I had no idea I've got admirers, your kind words have warmed me up no end! I had a night of it last night, all my friends were overdoing the coke I received from new amsterdam, things got very messy both in a physical and emotional sense, including one of my girlfriends who got so overwhelmed by her emotions I had to tuck her up in bed with a cuppa tea and a listening ear, it took a while but I pulled her through it, and there was the guy who fell asleep in the toilet with the lock on so nobody could get in (there's always one at large parties!). I kept telling them take it easy and to treat it with respect as it's not the street gear they're accustomed to but I guess if they don't want to listen it's their lesson to learn. Has anyone been in a situation where everyone is doing drugs but you, it's weird! AnonymousAddict and TrashBox I like both of you too, you're good people :)
Princess I thought me and you had a thyng?
I dropped you a few pm's but never heard back, I remember reading on a thread you're shit at responding so I'll have to forgive you for that! :P Next time when I'm on TorChat I'll say hi!
Oh, and if anyone else has TorChat it'd be great to exchange addys :)
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So I'm a writer which by default means I'm one of those lame ass douche bags that likes to go to Starbucks with my notebook and write in public. One of my favorite things to do when I hit a blank spot is to look around and fall in love with some girl there. I guess I just have an active imagination or something but it is so nice to just build a story around a stranger and imagine how the two of you could be together. I never say anything, I don't leer at them salvatiously, I just take a quick look and fill my mind with why they are there, what they are thinking. I imagine their vulnerabilities and how I could complement them with my strengths.
Every now and then a conversation will take place and some flirting will be done but oddly enough I find the fantasy of falling in love for an instant more rewarding than taking a stranger home to be bedded. Talking someone out of their clothes has never been especially difficult for me but if I consummate the dream than all I'm left with is a reality that pales to my voyeuristic imagination.
But Judge Judy? She would be a tough one for me to fall in love with, even for a moment...
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I actually have a little thing for Judge Judy! :-[ To have such intelligence, a sharp whit and a dry sense of humor thrown in for good measure leaves me thinking just how lucky a man her husband is! Another TV Judge which grabs my attention is Judge Marilyn Millian from The People's Court. Beautiful in every sense of the word. :)
Oh my christ. How repulsive...... I have not watched one show without saying "Buy some fucking laxatives you bitch". There are better women out there Wado, in fact, I don't even think she's a woman. I think something went wrong before birth. I'm not saying this in fun. There are certain people who are men who are half woman, and certain women who are half man, if I remember correctly it has either something to do with a phucked ^ chromosome count, something to do with drinking too much beer, or both. Actually beer can contribute, so can chicken, but as these come after birth. Judge Judy I believe is possibly one of these walking monstrosities and I feel sorry for her as she is sick and needs help. (Sounds like I'm rambling but I'm just tired, it's a grammar thing.)
There are MUCH better girls out there Wado. Be a little more picky for godsake.
Unfortunately, between me and Lim I think we have managed to scare off PrincessHIGH so stuff it, I'm out of here.
I'll be around for the next 15 though, I'm eating something.
I love woman who can hold their own and aren't afraid to speak their mind about anything! I once saw her being interviewed by William Shatner on a foxtel program he hosted and thought she was a crack up! She is over 70 years old and is one very smart lady ( Sorry Raz, but I can't help the way I feel lol :P ).
Raz, Judge Judy is not my dream woman per say, but she does possess many attributes I find attractive in a woman. Then again Raz, so do you and PrincessHIGH and.........(lol)!
There is certainly an infinite amount of LOVE floating around this thread, which is so nice to see. It won't be long before someone might even get up the courage to E-propose to another who has captured their heart, give them a gorgeous 22 karat E-Diamond ring while on one knee before eloping to a secluded picturesque location to tie the knot!! Did I just write this!! Shit, I think it's time for lunch. ???
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I actually have a little thing for Judge Judy! :-[ To have such intelligence, a sharp whit and a dry sense of humor thrown in for good measure leaves me thinking just how lucky a man her husband is! Another TV Judge which grabs my attention is Judge Marilyn Millian from The People's Court. Beautiful in every sense of the word. :)
Oh my christ. How repulsive...... I have not watched one show without saying "Buy some fucking laxatives you bitch". There are better women out there Wado, in fact, I don't even think she's a woman. I think something went wrong before birth. I'm not saying this in fun. There are certain people who are men who are half woman, and certain women who are half man, if I remember correctly it has either something to do with a phucked ^ chromosome count, something to do with drinking too much beer, or both. Actually beer can contribute, so can chicken, but as these come after birth. Judge Judy I believe is possibly one of these walking monstrosities and I feel sorry for her as she is sick and needs help. (Sounds like I'm rambling but I'm just tired, it's a grammar thing.)
There are MUCH better girls out there Wado. Be a little more picky for godsake.
Unfortunately, between me and Lim I think we have managed to scare off PrincessHIGH so stuff it, I'm out of here.
I'll be around for the next 15 though, I'm eating something.
Omg, I'm dying... I was laughing so hard that I was forced to read this aloud to the rest of the room... they were just too curious bc I was laughing so hard. Judge motherfucking JUDY!!
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really?
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Yes really!! Most of you have made it quite clear in this thread, my love of Judge Judy is waaaaaaay out there, abnormal, even fucked up for some. However, it's just the way I feel. To use one of her famous lines - "Beauty fades but dumb is forever." Appearance and attraction are also important to me but the depth and diversity of an intelligent woman and her intuition are what attracts me the most to a lady.
Raz, I agree that there are in all probability, better woman out there. However, they don't have a T.V show where I can view the way they look, speak and interact with others. It's these points, and a few others, which allow me to form the opinion that Judge Judy rocks. She doesn't take shit from anyone!!
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so you are saying that you really really like judge judy?
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I think many people often underestimate how successful Judge Judy is (clearwebalert) http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/26/magazine/judge-judy-has-her-day-in-court.html?_r=0 she earns $45 million a year, working five days a month, that's earning about $865,000 a day. Good on her!
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I think many people often underestimate how successful Judge Judy is (clearwebalert) http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/26/magazine/judge-judy-has-her-day-in-court.html?_r=0 she earns $45 million a year, working five days a month, that's earning about $865,000 a day. Good on her!
Bitch has got game.
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Ah, found you my rumply dumpling!! Hard to find..... IDK why but it seemed to be redacted from a another thread and when I searched for it it eluded me. Phuc sake. Now the hard part, formatting the quote. Oh well, I'll come back in 5, would you believe I'm down to my second last tub of ice-cream!!!! wtf? I should really buy more before I run out.
As to this thread, hmm, Judge Judy is too rude, so it doesn't matter if she got game, she would never cut it with me. I like a bit of substance. She's just an ATT: seeker, little 72 year old child IMAHO. >:(
Princessssssss........ :) how are you? Are you being flirted with again yet? ::) Like last night? :-X I saw what Lim wrote, wtf lol, she NOT at yor house ::) Grr. :P
Hmm, two ways of doing this..... but I don't want to stuff it ^. Stuff it, let me come back in a bit. ::)
BE RIGHT BACK...... >:D
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so you are saying that you really really like judge judy?
Tha's what I'm saying! I'm looking past the physical. :o You said you saw a girl with 2 vaginas. ??? Are you saying you really, really saw 2 vaginas? :o
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not really wadozo just thought it was some fun shit to say at the time i thought it up but gonna change that. Change can be fun
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so you are saying that you really really like judge judy?
Tha's what I'm saying! I'm looking past the physical. :o You said you saw a girl with 2 vaginas. ??? Are you saying you really, really saw 2 vaginas? :o
Two Vaginas is possible guys
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html
just wonder what you could do with that ;)
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Too hot? ???
Is that a yes? Want it down.....? :(
Phuc it..... it really is too much to ask, isn't it..........
Could have said something......
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so you are saying that you really really like judge judy?
Tha's what I'm saying! I'm looking past the physical. :o You said you saw a girl with 2 vaginas. ??? Are you saying you really, really saw 2 vaginas? :o
Two Vaginas is possible guys
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html
just wonder what you could do with that ;)
shes pretty sexy cant lie.
makes me wish i had double dicks.
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Somebody find me a 2-dicked Man!!
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i have 3 vaginas, the regular one and then 1 under each arm.
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Two Vaginas is possible guys
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html
just wonder what you could do with that ;)
She's very pretty too, whoever gets with her is a lucky man!
Somebody find me a 2-dicked Man!!
They're out there it's a very rare condition called 'Diphallia', its occurrence is 1 in 5,500,000 men in the USA, here's some examples (clearwebalert not for the faint hearted!) http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/diphallia-pictures-men-born-two-penises-112681/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia
Edit: And here's some diphallia porn (clearweb alert again not for the faint hearted!) http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=44173924 don't forget to mute your speakers if needed, at 4:40 he reveals all, the action begins from 7:40 ;)
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you all are messing with me bad. Thanks for the freaky thoughts. I get excited easy
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This thread is... um... uh... Ballz? ::)
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Two Vaginas is possible guys
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html
just wonder what you could do with that ;)
She's very pretty too, whoever gets with her is a lucky man!
Somebody find me a 2-dicked Man!!
They're out there it's a very rare condition called 'Diphallia', its occurrence is 1 in 5,500,000 men in the USA, here's some examples (clearwebalert not for the faint hearted!) http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/diphallia-pictures-men-born-two-penises-112681/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia
I mean that's cool and everything but I really just wish there was a drug I could hook my girlfriend up that would convince her she was a lesbian for a few hours. While the awesomeness of two vaginas is undeniable, I prefer them in discrete packages.
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This thread is... um... uh... Ballz? ::)
No Ballz, its not about ballz, its about Cockz and Vaggiez.
Diphalia (Greek / Latin) Di Phallus.
Two penis ;) ;) ;)
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Listen I’m really tired of this bullshit. Not just last night but in general. I thought people would be a little open-minded about something. God. Was I wrong. I wrote it to contribute to, not denegrade, this thread. I’m tired of this teen girl habit of not dealing with a problem. I deserve better than that. I’m not a fucking pile of shit.
After one of the worst nights ever since TS left without even a proper fucking goodbye, which incidentally fucked up today, I decided to re-post this fucking thing and let people get back to me. I have gone over it with a fine pick and the only fucking thing I could put my finger on was one goddamn line and it didn’t even make sense [edit.] anyone [edit] offended by that.
And fuck PM, because I’m over it now. I’m too pissed to even check the goddamn inbox. You want to –K the fuck out of me for my “negative” tone to this post, be my fucking guest. It means nothing to me.
[edit.]. The way it is, I just felt [edit.], and [edit.]times. So whatever. Have a great life. Oh, and people’s response to this? No. No, I really don’t give a shit at this stage but I’m curious, I’m curious, oh so fucking curious, as to see if they could help me out and tell me what the fuck was so punishable [edit.] about it.
[edit.]a bit beyond that now.
I only wanted to contribute, and maybe cheer people on this thread up. [edit.] I’m not a troll I’m a lover. When have I EVER put anyone down? What the fuck ever. What…………..the…………..fuck…………..ever.
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Jesus Christ I didn't even say you [edit.] you weren't. Fuck's sake.
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And fuck taking this down again. In fact, fuck anyone who has a problem with it. When the fuck have I ever trolled? WHEN? I've never posted anything but positive contributions, or at least that was my intention, so what the fuck ever. I always stand up against trolls or scammers on this site. Some fucking reward.
Hmm, two ways of doing this..... but I don't want to stuff it ^. Stuff it, let me come back in a bit. ::)
BE RIGHT BACK...... >:D
WB. TY Twelve_Pickles (I think). Good to see you got a lol out of one of my posts; it’s too hard to change your style on the forums, I just write without censoring. (Unless it’s troll-like or reslly dirty) And yeah, it helps to be honest. It’s therapeutic; it’s a form of closure. Perhaps you could have left out the bit where you thought I was “a bit lonely and need to get laid”, though. What the phuc was THAT about! :o
Where did ACE get to? No rave lasts 2 weeks….. I’m sure he didn’t move back in with his mum either, what with his opium operation, so give us a line if you see this dude. I’ll be the last one to scream “bust”, I’m sure it’s not that, it’s just a little eerie. (I’m sure it is not what I am thinking and that somewhere there has been a misunderstanding or some stuff ^ , but in all events get back to us) Can’t sell if not here…..
Princesssssss!! RE TorChat, isn’t that anonymous? I think I was on it when I first discovered Tor and it kept coming ^ :
Anonymous #1034: The proletariat in Cuba needs to re-align its fundamental democratic principles in order to reach any serious platform in the U.N. General Assembly.
And I wrote:
Anonymous #1035: Are you guys in Cuba?
To which they replied:
Anonymous #1036: Please refer to topic thread for information pertaining region of discussion.
Which I thought was uncalled for. So I just wrote:
Anonymous #1035: Good luck with your democracy thing.
Signed out and never went back. Some people are unsociable. A simple, “Yes we are in Cuba” would have sufficed. I thought it was TorChat? I will look into it again when I’ve got time, but honestly I have no interest, so yeah, probably never. I would rather play with you guys (and Princess’s frilly cuffs). :P Lol, my original post had me, Ballz, modziw and Ahoyhoy tying you ^ but I thought, let’s not ruin this and erred on the side of caution, which is why you see a bunch of dots ….as I decided to delete it. But I’m glad you’re okay with us loving you on the forums, frankly it’s a turn on for everyone here. :D Hope you bump into a hot muffin at a party soon and have an interesting night you’ll remember all week, I have a nice, warm, hot feeling that you are easy to love. (I could be wrong of course. You could be a fuck-ugly 72 year old granny perving on youngsters for sick kicks but I THINK I know better.) [Shit I hope I didn’t ruin the mood in here with that….] :-\ Anyway, I made my mind ^ about you a while ago Princess, and I think most people here feel the same way, as evidenced in a recent thread. (Glad to see Ballz, Murder et al stand ^ for the little guy) :) Just a tip, try to involve some of your girlfriends in on the action if you get tied ^, or at least have someone in the house with you in case he turns out to be a real nasty piece of shit. You could do with me or Lim in your house to keep you company ;) ; I’d say Lim has slightly more chance as he lives closer your region. But if you had me, I’m cool with orgies, I won’t tell, I’m GREAAAAAT sharing in groups, and keeping secrets from neighbours and co-workers, only problem I have is I have been known to say funny things at the wrong moment, ::) ruining many would-have-been orgasms when they started laughing, and then as they realise what happened and how I inadvertently cheated them, got mad with me. It’s something I have been working on. (When you’re in the moment and someone makes a wisecrack you have to start all over again, and sometimes you run out of time. (We ended up late for class; teacher did not believe our “car broke down” bullshit story) I need to learn it’s not okay to do that.) :(
Anyway you need not worry about taking sides; I’m sure we can all flirt with you at the same time and keep it civil on the threads without it turning into a jealousy thing. >:D Don’t worry about us falling in love with you, we’re merely being polite. If I were you I would just sit back and enjoy it; bask in it for a while. :) I smile when I think of the other threads on encryption security and arrest advice…. they probably don’t realise how hot and sticky it gets on this thread. ::)
But I still hope you bump into that stud muffin and soon, because you deserve to have those frilly cuffs used on you while a bunch of hot guys tie you to the bed (or couch if you prefer) and do really crazy things to you well into the night. ;) There are some of us who will say yes to any wish you can name (providing it’s you), and have no (or few) taboos, and are happy to spend a whole night with you doing just about anything your mind can come ^ with. :-X Just make sure it’s a Friday or Saturday so you can all sleep in and not worry about getting fired when no-show for work. (Another tip, don’t use rope or even kink in a new relationship/one night stand, you really have to trust a guy a lot before you do that, I hear Raz is unforgettable but others, use a little caution. Stay away from meatheads….. fortunately there are lots of guys who are tanked, well packaged, AND intelligent, they are a bit more rare but certainly thousands out there.) ;)
Anyway, enjoy this shit while it lasts, you’re top of the pops with all of us right now, and I hope you tingle every time you come online and read this thread ::) ; flirting is no substitute for us to come to your house and have a massive Silk Road orgy (everyone on SR invited! :P ) instead of just saying it, but when you are on SR what are you going to do lol. If I come to your country, I will detonate 45kg of C4 in the capital city of your choosing as a signal, and you will know it is me when it starts to rain concrete :D, and come out of your house holding 5 tabs Ecstasy and a pink halter top singing “RAZOR!!!” loudly to get my attention. ??? Or what do you suggest??! Bah! Forget it…… I can see this failing already. :'(
And I’ll stop with pushing the boundaries before it gets a little further and further and further and one day we’re openly talking about being Spanish on your chest or whipped cream enemas; sometimes people go too far and you might think, hmm, should’ve stayed on pine’s low-brow but safe PGP Club or whatever the phuc astor and Nightcrawler have going on there at the moment. ::)
(I’m very tame on other threads; you wouldn’t recognise me. Very serious lol.) ???
TY for your compliments Princess. I’m still basking in your afterglow…. Appreciate it. :) I’ve read some of your posts; some make me tingle and some make me stiffen and some make me smile and some make me feel upbeat….. but it is always a good effect, so keep it up toots. ;)
Lol, you had no idea of your admirers on SR? :-* Aww. I think most of us are shy and don’t let on, but we are out there. 8) Good to hear you had time for your friend. She probably would’ve appreciated that, as well as a cuddle, a kiss on the forehead and cheek, and a little lay down with her on the bed for a bit over a stimulating chat and hot coffee. Nice to hear you didn’t say stiff shit monkey pit >:( and leave her by herself. As for the guy who fell asleep on the toilet, he should probably cut back a bit. You really need your toilet! You can’t go on your bed!! I’ve seen similar things happen IRL at parties but not really the trend; this guy may need to lift his game a little. :-[
As for the rest of you on SR, yeah, you’re good too I guess, never really thought about it. Didn’t realise there were people on this forum besides PrincessHIGH…. ??? I’ll get around to you guys eventually, hang in there!
A friendly pinch on the bottom to everyone reading this. :P Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plently.
P.S. Wado, you should be ashamed….. absolutely unforgivable…… holy crap, there are way more people better looking than Judge Judy; chug some whey, pop some pills, heave some pipe, take a shower, chuff some powder, splat some anti-persp, slick up your hair (but don’t overdo it), find those sexy ripped jeans your mum keeps trying to throw out, clean your teeth (do this before sex as well, it opens up the olfactory and taste buds; you can smell more when going down and taste more when kissing, it’s a no-brainer), strut into your car, pop some cool beats on, Ministry of Sound if you have any, cruise down to the club, get out of the car, look around disdainfully, walk toward the bouncer like you’re thinking about beating the absolute living daylights out of him if he even looks at you funny while unhooking the rope, walk in like you own the place and take it from there, but yeah, generally speaking, you will find there are absolutely plenty of girls out there that will leave Judge Judy well and truly behind IMAHO; you just need to raise standards a fraction, I’m sure you will thank me on the night! :)
ProudCannabian, would love to hear some tips from you on how to achieve that. 8 – 9 times in one night is quite good, a lot of men, even with very good rope levels, cannot achieve this. Very healthy mindset, well done. Know any tongue-strengthening exercises? You shall be my new god. 8) Well done. Good job. Your mum must be proud to have raised someone so sexually active and not lacking. Credit to her. Good job. No protein deficiencies here! Nice. Good stuff. Healthy eating! I have to credit that.
Now I am well and truly out. Enjoy your jay or night everybody, bump into you guys later.
[Hmm, what the phuc did Lim mean about that “I thought me and you had a thyng" and what did you mean about that “a few p.ms” to Lim? ??? A FEW?? How long has this secret little thing been going on for? Should I be jealy….? Funny the weird things that “pop out” accidentally on the forums isn’t it Princess?] ::)
Just kidding, don’t mind my ...teasing. Do whatever you want lol. Lim is Lim you is you and Raz is still here. Raz is still Raz. Raz is always ready to play! Raz always has time for Miss PM! ;)
[Edit. Miss PM, found some more lingerie sites. Good ones. Lol, I had fun looking them ^. >:D Will give addys.]
[Edit. Lol Wado, your avatar looks like a bed being rhythmically pounded…. Look at it again…. See it? pmsl…. It just keeps moving up and down…. :-X
Also, Jesus H. Christ Wado, for someone with your background you’re not doing too well in the English department pmsl roflmfao! :o Per se, not per say….. Wado, you’re killing me here with your mistakes……… very funny though……. and cheap theatre]
Another thing too, I hummed and harred about bringing back the Quote of the Day addendums; I discontinued it because I couldn’t find anything decent to put ^, but sometimes you see something and think, funny, or odd…… I might put that ^. Sometimes someone will say the dumbest thing and you look at it and think yes I can read it but it’s too stupid to dignify. It’s not funny in the least. But 20 seconds later you think…… what…..a…..fruit……and can’t stop. I’m going to put 1 or 2 ^ every now and then. Some will like it, some won’t, and some won’t care. That’s totally fine. They’re not supposed to be total riots, just smile makers and odd facts that come ^. Let me be me, and I will let you be you.
Also, if someone else has something naughty to contribute to this thread don’t just lurk; if it’s not TOO personal, spill your guts, we want to hear about it. Especially if it involves drugs. Or a teacher. (Or things that are soooooooo wrong, lol)
(Soooo rolled over tonight. If I appear to change personalities (get silly) it's because I'm tired. 2moz I'll be better. More serious I imagine. Right now though, not 2 worried.)
Quote for today
Feedback doesn't lie :)
Much Love,
Rocker
says the guy with 15 ghost accounts ....
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i have 3 vaginas, the regular one and then 1 under each arm.
True Story, been there hit that!
X)
nomad
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And don't even think about bombarding my fucking inbox if you're a troll or have some negative thing to put out there because it won't be fucking checked. The only thing I've done on these forums from the moment I got here is help out. Okay, I think I'm done now.
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And don't even think about bombarding my fucking inbox if you're a troll or have some negative thing to put out there because it won't be fucking checked. The only thing I've done on these forums from the moment I got here is help out. Okay, I think I'm done now.
May I have this dance?
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nomad
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I feel like I just watched a friend have a bad acid trip and I'm not sure if I should offer him a hug or a hand gun...
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Awww Raz don't every take your posts down why would you want to do that? It's refreshing to see someone who's as deeply expressive as you on this forum, you're intelligent, inspiring, kind, and funny at times, I enjoy you, keep up the great posts, and please carry on standing up to the trolls and scammers, there needs to be more people looking out for others here, I always try to too, and if you attract the 'affection' of a moronic troll perhaps they're jealous that you're doing something right, fuck them, chin up, stand tall, and be proud of who you are.
I hope ACE is okay, people come and go on this forum, sometimes real life issues take over and there's no time for this forum for one reason or another, don't worry he'll return when he's ready. As for TorChat I remember reading a thread that debated it's anonymity but I can't find it, this on the other hand http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=105803.msg725342#msg725342 I'd avoid like the plague OP might have good intentions but downloading a program from someone you don't know rings warning bells. In regards to your cuba discussion on TorChat it's up to you how much information you divulge and to who, cuba is a small country and communist perhaps they got paranoid, cuba oppresses the internet but it's not illegal to run tor (clearwebalert) http://www.latentexistence.me.uk/the-internet-oppressive-regimes-and-tor/ however they might get you for it anyway because they're a law onto themselves.
Raz rest assured it takes a lot to phase me, take a look at what I was watching last night (link in last post) if a guy came anywhere near me with that kind of equipment I'd jump out the window and run like usain bolt, I'm far too tight for those kinds of shenanigans and I want it to stay that way! However, I take my hat off to the girl she had balls. I'm not a 72 year old granny, but that's anonymity for you, nobody knows who anybody is, if you read my posts enough it wouldn't be hard to profile my age group. In a perfect world, I'd invite all of you around for party favours and a game of strip poker or better still strip twister, preferably with some baby oil to up the game! I enjoyed reading what you'd have in store for me Raz, it was like reading fifty shades of grey but a lot more real, you should become a writer, you're clearly very talented in that department, or if you wanted to be more hands on a great porn director! Thank-you too for your sensible advice and looking out for me and all my admirers and friends I really appreciate it, I'm sending a big hug to everyone out there and long may this awesome thread continue :-*
P.S. Keep those quotes of the day coming Raz they're a great way to start the day :)
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Were all happy and high, and if we aint we shouldnt be here. be yourself Raz, dont worry if your a little crazy, we all just manage it differently.
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Good to see you again Princess! :) Someone basically cracked a spaz over one of them once so I took it down and we've been kind of ignoring each other since. If it wasn't you it wouldn't even have been a big deal anyway..... some people's opinions matter to me and others, can go to hell. Speaking of people I'm down with, I looked at ACE's profile and it appears he's back, just not on our thread. I was a little worried when somebody said something about something, don't know if that is correct or not, but yeah he's back! :) (Pretty damn vague on Main, aren't I? My memory comes and goes, depending whether I'm on PM or not lol ::) ) Sounds like he's had an issue or two to deal with, thanks to some knuckle-head, but he'll be fine, if a little busier.
Wow, how do you find these things? Lol, I couldn't even find a damn picture of a cute muffin without running into porn! ??? I typed "sex muffin" into Google Images and all this other stuff came ^. Some of them looked nothing like muffins! ??? :-\ I agree with not downloading .PRGs from a medium like this..... What they did in Egypt, according to the second link, is exactly why Tor is so bloody essential. It's basically what internet should be like, which is secure.
I'll have to look for your last link; from memory it was the girl with two vaginas. RE intruders/shits in street, hmm, I'd feel a lot better if you had a shotgun, handgun, or even stun-gun on hand. Just remember, in a situation like that.......balls, balls, balls! Don't hold back....
Granny thing was supposed to be a joke, very stupid of me I suppose. I kind of figured you were not 72 years old. And yes, being a porn director has flitted through my mind once or twice! I love directing sex videos, if you can call them sex videos as opposed to us mucking around with the camcorder documenting our sex lives. Only, she has them now. >:( Bah! Doesn't matter. (And as my "other" documentary DVD was soiled that's all I have left! I think it was potato juice or some crap :-\ ) There can only be one Ron Jeremy. Besides, I'm more of a Girls Gone Wild kind of guy...... I like a little bit of imagination...... a see-through pair of knickers under an over-the-waist schoolgirl uniform does more for me than a full monty. (shit movie) TY for leaving me with some mental material to go to sleep with..... never even thought about strip twister with baby oil..... ooohhhh...... you're naughty........ ::)
Thanks for being you, Miss PM. Appreciate the sentiments. I hope you never change. :)
P.S. Yes, I wouldn't mind being hands-on in a porn video. I like the way you think! I'm very euro...... ::)
Enjoy the rest of your day Miss PM. :)
"Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post."
Cheers Twelve_Pickles..... I was certainly pissed today, sort of just came out. Anyway, haven't slept for 2 days so I'm sooooo tired. Piece out everyone on Silk Road! Drive safely. Eat plenty.
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I don't know how I find them, I think they find me! A lot of 'muffin tops' came up in my search, not my idea of a turn on but each to their own. If you want to be a porn director I'd say go for it, it would be a waste of your talent if you didn't. Have you seen Orgazmo, ron jermery makes an appearance in it, it's hilarious and I think you'd enjoy it. I'll sign this post off with a word of advice:
Just remember, in a situation like that.......balls, balls, balls! Don't hold back....
In a situation like that ensure you have full ones as it would be very draining on your resorces if you didn't ;)
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i hope you dont find offence with this Raz as your a sensitive person but sometimes it helps to not take things to heart so much on an annonymous board. we all post things here that we care about and are sincere but we also troll, lol, rant,rave and genuinely act mental. but taking things down right to the heart of it, the core, discourse on a truely personal level. well thats new for the road.
chin up kidda. smoke some weed and relax.
you havent even said what drugs your into? wheres your stash at, and more importantly your head?
namaste to all.
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I feel like I just watched a friend have a bad acid trip and I'm not sure if I should offer him a hug or a hand gun...
How about both? It's up to him / her to choose :)
I'd rather appreciate the possibility of choice, instead of having only one "solution", what if it's the wrong one? I Guess, I'd be unsatisfied or even pissed off.
By the way, good evening / morning to all of you.
I finally "finished" / wrote a post or "product offer" (I do not want to advertize it), to be honest with you, I really feel kind of exhausted or tired, I don't know.
Several pages later and this thread is still fucking awesome, thanks to all who contribute their naughty thoughts, really appreciated.
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P.S. Wado, you should be ashamed….. absolutely unforgivable…… holy crap, there are way more people better looking than Judge Judy; chug some whey, pop some pills, heave some pipe, take a shower, chuff some powder, splat some anti-persp, slick up your hair (but don’t overdo it), find those sexy ripped jeans your mum keeps trying to throw out, clean your teeth (do this before sex as well, it opens up the olfactory and taste buds; you can smell more when going down and taste more when kissing, it’s a no-brainer), strut into your car, pop some cool beats on, Ministry of Sound if you have any, cruise down to the club, get out of the car, look around disdainfully, walk toward the bouncer like you’re thinking about beating the absolute living daylights out of him if he even looks at you funny while unhooking the rope, walk in like you own the place and take it from there, but yeah, generally speaking, you will find there are absolutely plenty of girls out there that will leave Judge Judy well and truly behind IMAHO; you just need to raise standards a fraction, I’m sure you will thank me on the night! :)
Raz, I LOVE your posts sooooooo much! :) Fuck you make me laugh. ;) Just to clarify something, I think your missing my point about about Judge Judy. I was simply making the point that I look for some traits exhibited by Judge Judy in women I meet. I'm not looking to fuck JJ as such, but a lady with intelligence, whit and a dry sense of humor are traits I look for and admire in a woman. The fact that she isn't afraid to speak her mind or argue with others about who's right or wrong is also appealing. I have been puffing on a pipe prior to writing this and ABSOLUTELY agree with you about there are MUCH better looking ladies in the world than Judge Judy. I won't be thinking about beating up any bouncers as I'm a lover, not a fighter. Finding jeans my mum keeps trying to throw out isn't an issue for me Raz as I moved out of my parent's place decades ago.
I must say you have captured my imagination with regards to your "movie" directing aspirations. A porn director is something I didn't picture you being Raz. An author or journalist maybe, but a porn director never even crossed my mind. Hope you seriously consider taking up the challenge and giving it a go. With an imagination as vivid and vast as your, who knows what to expect from you. I envisage a story line encompassing some sort of love story featuring some raunchy, passionate, titillating sex scenes that will blow the viewers mind. And PrincessHIGH, the idea of a game of Strip Poker or even better, a game of Strip Twister when covered in baby oil just sounds fantastic! That would be a laugh a minute I'm sure. Some great ideas by two of the most interesting and captivating ladies I've had the pleasure of interacting with on this forum. The mind boggles......... ;) :)
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Raz- I'm curious, too... what's your drug of choice?
I feel like I might be throwing an IRL orgy party. Well not really but I keep envisioning it happening.
In 3 weeks we've invited 12 friends, 6 singles 3 couples , over to our house for an intimate get together. We're sharing 5gs evilutions MDMA (Suppossed to arrive this week, fingers crossed). Everyone is mid-late 20s. All the females are hot and I wouldn't mind making out with any of them... Most of the guys are alright, too.
I just keep thinking its inevitable... Not necessarily an orgy, but some kind of sumtin sumtin is bound to happen, right???
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All right... I've had to live with the curse of being a genius my entire life... I carry my intellect around like a heavy ball and chain... I'm constantly faced with one brilliant idea after another:
Open a tattoo shop just for pets.
Give religious people drugs so that when they talk to god he can talk back.
Combat global warming by having everyone turn their AC on high and open all their windows.
Yeah, needless to say I'm a sharp cookie. Just now though, I realized what TOR really needs. The thing that would make the anonymous internet way more personal and real... it needs:
Second Life for TOR.
If you haven't experienced Second Life before it's a place where people that hate their first life can go and hide in a virtual world in which they can create 3D avatars that they use to interact with other people running the same software. PrinchessHIGH could be a goddess atop her mountain, Razorspyne could have his own virtual porn studio, TrashBox could tease us with her frisky hobbies and we could all walk down the Silk Road holding hands as we listened to some Floyd and got a little high.
Imagine the joy of meeting your vendors face to virtual face! Think of the possibilities as hundreds of drug users craft a world to their desire. Self Exploding police stations. Chocolate Chip Mountains. The fastest mode of travel could be by Yellow Submarines.
Just need to find some programers, several millions of dollars and a few years to make it all happen!
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All right... I've had to live with the curse of being a genius my entire life... I carry my intellect around like a heavy ball and chain... I'm constantly faced with one brilliant idea after another:
Open a tattoo shop just for pets.
Give religious people drugs so that when they talk to god he can talk back.
Combat global warming by having everyone turn their AC on high and open all their windows.
Yeah, needless to say I'm a sharp cookie. Just now though, I realized what TOR really needs. The thing that would make the anonymous internet way more personal and real... it needs:
Second Life for TOR.
If you haven't experienced Second Life before it's a place where people that hate their first life can go and hide in a virtual world in which they can create 3D avatars that they use to interact with other people running the same software. PrinchessHIGH could be a goddess atop her mountain, Razorspyne could have his own virtual porn studio, TrashBox could tease us with her frisky hobbies and we could all walk down the Silk Road holding hands as we listened to some Floyd and got a little high.
Imagine the joy of meeting your vendors face to virtual face! Think of the possibilities as hundreds of drug users craft a world to their desire. Self Exploding police stations. Chocolate Chip Mountains. The fastest mode of travel could be by Yellow Submarines.
Just need to find some programers, several millions of dollars and a few years to make it all happen!
Haha, Second Life with Tor "mechanics" and graphics like "Society" from the movie "Gamer", that'd be awesome.
In addition every kind of conversation, spoken or written, is on-the-fly encrypted etc.
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Raz- I'm curious, too... what's your drug of choice?
I feel like I might be throwing an IRL orgy party. Well not really but I keep envisioning it happening.
In 3 weeks we've invited 12 friends, 6 singles 3 couples , over to our house for an intimate get together. We're sharing 5gs evilutions MDMA (Suppossed to arrive this week, fingers crossed). Everyone is mid-late 20s. All the females are hot and I wouldn't mind making out with any of them... Most of the guys are alright, too.
I just keep thinking its inevitable... Not necessarily an orgy, but some kind of sumtin sumtin is bound to happen, right???
I have to say TrashBox, you have all the ingredients for some good lovin to be on the agenda. ;) Once the MDMA kicks in, all it will take is for someone to get the ball rollin and the others to be open minded and willing to play. :)
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All right... I've had to live with the curse of being a genius my entire life... I carry my intellect around like a heavy ball and chain... I'm constantly faced with one brilliant idea after another:
Open a tattoo shop just for pets.
Give religious people drugs so that when they talk to god he can talk back.
Combat global warming by having everyone turn their AC on high and open all their windows.
Yeah, needless to say I'm a sharp cookie. Just now though, I realized what TOR really needs. The thing that would make the anonymous internet way more personal and real... it needs:
Second Life for TOR.
If you haven't experienced Second Life before it's a place where people that hate their first life can go and hide in a virtual world in which they can create 3D avatars that they use to interact with other people running the same software. PrinchessHIGH could be a goddess atop her mountain, Razorspyne could have his own virtual porn studio, TrashBox could tease us with her frisky hobbies and we could all walk down the Silk Road holding hands as we listened to some Floyd and got a little high.
Imagine the joy of meeting your vendors face to virtual face! Think of the possibilities as hundreds of drug users craft a world to their desire. Self Exploding police stations. Chocolate Chip Mountains. The fastest mode of travel could be by Yellow Submarines.
Just need to find some programers, several millions of dollars and a few years to make it all happen!
What would be great would be a Silk Road Tor version of the Xbox game, The SIM'S! We could all design and create a character and live a life in virtual reality reflective of our forum persona's. We could go any where and do anything we dreamed of, at anytime! How good would that be!! Rockin up to Raz's place, pockets full of quality drugs, knowing that Raz just finished an extension to her place the week prior where she had a Night Club built with the profits from directing her first Porn film, staring Buck Naked and Mike Hunt. We all listen to the DJ crank out some tunes, snort lines of strong Colombian Cocaine, pop some XTC pills and hit the dance floor to boogie the night away.
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Raz- I'm curious, too... what's your drug of choice?
I feel like I might be throwing an IRL orgy party. Well not really but I keep envisioning it happening.
In 3 weeks we've invited 12 friends, 6 singles 3 couples , over to our house for an intimate get together. We're sharing 5gs evilutions MDMA (Suppossed to arrive this week, fingers crossed). Everyone is mid-late 20s. All the females are hot and I wouldn't mind making out with any of them... Most of the guys are alright, too.
I just keep thinking its inevitable... Not necessarily an orgy, but some kind of sumtin sumtin is bound to happen, right???
How to turn a night with friends and ecstasy into an orgy:
Invite friends.
Insert drugs.
Turn the heat up about 10 degrees.
Play the lotion game.
Rules of the lotion game are simple, host applies lotion to a guest's hands and tells them they need to rub it on a friend to get rid of it.
If you adhere to the steps above and people are not naked within 1.5 hours of inserting drugs you can contact me for a full refund.
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Raz- I'm curious, too... what's your drug of choice?
I feel like I might be throwing an IRL orgy party. Well not really but I keep envisioning it happening.
In 3 weeks we've invited 12 friends, 6 singles 3 couples , over to our house for an intimate get together. We're sharing 5gs evilutions MDMA (Suppossed to arrive this week, fingers crossed). Everyone is mid-late 20s. All the females are hot and I wouldn't mind making out with any of them... Most of the guys are alright, too.
I just keep thinking its inevitable... Not necessarily an orgy, but some kind of sumtin sumtin is bound to happen, right???
How to turn a night with friends and ecstasy into an orgy:
Invite friends.
Insert drugs.
Turn the heat up about 10 degrees.
Play the lotion game.
Rules of the lotion game are simple, host applies lotion to a guest's hands and tells them they need to rub it on a friend to get rid of it.
If you adhere to the steps above and people are not naked within 1.5 hours of inserting drugs you can contact me for a full refund.
+1 DiamondSky. Sounds like you are speaking from experience. ;) With simple rules and a game so easy to play, there's no excuse for anyone not to join in. :)
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
You need along hard look at yourself, you sound like a slut, get off the drugs ya filthy skank bra
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You need along hard look at yourself, you sound like a slut, get off the drugs ya filthy skank bra
GTFO our thread; open your mind and shut your mouth
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
You need along hard look at yourself, you sound like a slut, get off the drugs ya filthy skank bra
Head back to your herd of goats, Daniel, you wanker!! ::) You need to have a look at yourself!! What sort of a dick head posts such a thing? An uneducated nob like you who can afford any drugs! >:(
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+1 Wad. their are too many people disturbing the unique flow of their road.
to quote Knomo.
"the worst thing about closed minded people is that their mouths are always open.'
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+1 for you too TP. This thread is just some fun and dickheads like the goat herder should post else where. In fact Daniel, there's a saying - "It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice".
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I don't know how I find them, I think they find me! A lot of 'muffin tops' came up in my search, not my idea of a turn on but each to their own. If you want to be a porn director I'd say go for it, it would be a waste of your talent if you didn't. Have you seen Orgazmo, ron jermery makes an appearance in it, it's hilarious and I think you'd enjoy it. I'll sign this post off with a word of advice:
Just remember, in a situation like that.......balls, balls, balls! Don't hold back....
In a situation like that ensure you have full ones as it would be very draining on your resorces if you didn't ;)
Lol Princess :) I'm thinking about you accidentally bombarded with muffin tops while I was accidentally bombarded with sex kittens and sex muffins lol! Internet was bong-on today so I couldn't look ^ ANYthing for a bit, consequently I'm still going through lingerie sites, picking out the best 12. I'll get around to men after I finish with women, time is becoming scarce as January rolls on :-\ As to Ron Jeremy on Orgazmo, I must have missed that lol, no British muffin TV, that;s okay though...... As to balls, balls, balls, ensure you have full ones as it would be very draining on your resources if you didn't, yes I do have full balls plenty of juice to go around without being a drain on my resources, thanks for asking (God Princess, what made you ask that lol :o Even by my standards that is cheeky!) Good fucking grief lol.....
pmsl, you're getting bolder by the day Princess! I ought to give you a good bend over my knee for that!! ???
i hope you dont find offence with this Raz as your a sensitive person but sometimes it helps to not take things to heart so much on an annonymous board. we all post things here that we care about and are sincere but we also troll, lol, rant,rave and genuinely act mental. but taking things down right to the heart of it, the core, discourse on a truely personal level. well thats new for the road.
Lol, what about typtap.... he went down to a personal level on a few thighs. Like I said, some people I don't mind and naturally give a damn about their opinion; others, couldn't care less. Princess falls into the first category, along with a couple others on Silk Road and Silk Road forums. Whether I give a rat's testicle depends on what sort of a person they are. Some of the most sincere people (or at least, in the top 50) I've met are right here on The Road. I'm not one to treat everyone the same. I think if you meet someone half decent, remember that's a rare thing. So yes, of course I care what these people think. Whether I help someone out of a burning car depends on what sort of a person they are. If I saw that person murder someone without a good reason (self-defense for instance) and the car ran into a tree in front of me, and I'm the only one who can save him...... well, I guess he's shit out of luck. There are too many shits in this world to grant them in-expendable status in that kind of situation. You got to appreciate the good ones because not only are they rare but when they go they go. That already happened to 2 people already on Silk Road. It's not going to happen again.
As for BiB, well......... I hope they get sexually assaulted so they actually know what it feels like. How the phuc dare they defend people who have molested children by saying a little suffering on the part of a child is forgivable because at least their molester keep their bodies clean by not doing drugs. How the phuc dare they...... (I hit everyone on that page who felt something over this with K, I was proud of our community that had a reaction and said that was not okay.)
Crap. How did we wind ^ here?
you havent even said what drugs your into? wheres your stash at, and more importantly your head?
Lol, yes I did. Once in a post over the Main in a convo with typtap (it was vague anyway). I tried to find it to "edit" it (delete) but couldn't find it. And also in PM with thing-amy-jig (can't spell it because not recognised in Spell Check :-\ ) Hah ahh wtf. lol pmsl! [Edit. Sorry, watching Simpsons.... Otto gets pulled up by police and they ask him for his licence and he says, nah man never got one, then they ask what's your name, and Otto check's his underwear for his full name but he borrowed someone else's undies do he can't even tell them that!! Ha pmal! What a fucking cracker! pmsl hard on my bed....best bit of show) Back on track, sorry I had to share that..... just had to! :D Yar, what drugs does Raz take, how about that quote quote from that jafug or whatever his name is, about LE on the forums. Go through all my posts, I challenge you to find anything on me lol. (You'll waste a lot of time.) Take my word for it, you won't find a sample review under the name "Razorspyne", and the same with everyone else on here I presume. But you have probably figured out from convos that a lot of people on here. You really think everyone reviews on their regular name? Actually, some do. Should of thought of that before typing. :-\ Yeah, okay, some do, a lot don't. There are a lot of "quiet" members on SR that are like that for a reason..... power to them. (I'm L-O-U-D btw)
Back on track.
I feel like I just watched a friend have a bad acid trip and I'm not sure if I should offer him a hug or a hand gun...
How about both? It's up to him / her to choose :)
I'd rather appreciate the possibility of choice, instead of having only one "solution", what if it's the wrong one? I Guess, I'd be unsatisfied or even pissed off.
Jesus, German Bank, whose side are YOU on? Mine or Satan's? ??? I would rather a hug that day than a gun; a gun I would have got confused over and just pulled the trigger in my confusion. Would not have been cool. :'( (Lol! Sind Sie Deutscher?)
Raz, I LOVE your posts sooooooo much! :) Fuck you make me laugh. ;)
Awww.... Sucky sucky sucky sucky! ::) Thanks Wado. Tiz true, I'm a god, but you guys make it all worth it.
Just to clarify something, I think your missing my point about about Judge Judy. I was simply making the point that I look for some traits exhibited by Judge Judy in women I meet. I'm not looking to fuck JJ as such, but a lady with intelligence, whit and a dry sense of humor are traits I look for and admire in a woman. The fact that she isn't afraid to speak her mind or argue with others about who's right or wrong is also appealing. I have been puffing on a pipe prior to writing this and ABSOLUTELY agree with you about there are MUCH better looking ladies in the world than Judge Judy.
Hmm, from what you wrote in your earlier post Wado, sounds like you're backpedaling a little bit! You said you liked her SPECIFICALLY pmsl. Now you're regretting it because you were drunk (and honest) or at least MJ'd when you wrote that but now you're down from your high you want to change your story for the record while you still can, roflmfao!! ::) Ah Wad.... (You still got that pounding mattress avatar lol. If you look closely you'll see it.) :P
All right... I've had to live with the curse of being a genius my entire life... I carry my intellect around like a heavy ball and chain... I'm constantly faced with one brilliant idea after another:
Open a tattoo shop just for pets.
Give religious people drugs so that when they talk to god he can talk back.
Combat global warming by having everyone turn their AC on high and open all their windows.
Lol, this should cover it:
Lol...that don't make no sense mate. Rephrase if you would.
PrinchessHIGH could be a goddess atop her mountain, Razorspyne could have his own virtual porn studio, TrashBox could tease us with her frisky hobbies and we could all walk down the Silk Road holding hands as we listened to some Floyd and got a little high.
God what a cracker!! lol! :D
Self Exploding police stations. Chocolate Chip Mountains.
HELL YEAAAAH...... :D Now you're talking Raz's language!! :P Aww... Suum...! Awwwww............. Suuuuuuuuuum! A ::) W ::) S ::) U ::) M !
Rockin up to Raz's place, pockets full of quality drugs, knowing that Raz just finished an extension to her place the week prior where she had a Night Club built with the profits from directing her first Porn film, staring Buck Naked and Mike Hunt. We all listen to the DJ crank out some tunes, snort lines of strong Colombian Cocaine, pop some XTC pills and hit the dance floor to boogie the night away.
Holy shit Wad, I don't know which quote to take a piss over, all so funny! :D ::) Roflmfao! ::) Wow, oh, it is isn't at all obvious who the phuc is writing stoned :-X :-\ :P
Spilt my fucking beer. Thanks dickhead. ::)
Wait, for the first time on this thread since page 1 and 2 there's actually a nasty comment, and I'm not sure it belongs.
Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
You need along hard look at yourself, you sound like a slut, get off the drugs ya filthy skank bra
Kind of wonder how many friends this guy has? Well, here's a -K for you sweetheart, and you're welcome! :-* ;)
(What was that on your sig.? "u dont wanna fuk wit me"? Just did dickhead......)
(Twelve_Pickles, you'll have to tell me how you do that fancy thing on the bottom (quoting the sig.) Looks professional.)
Now..... back on track..... Lol, I quoted Knomo as well the other day, but it was a different line though.
I'm hungry
(btw, kidding about that dickhead line, twaz stuffing around.) Holy shit, I'm outa here people because I'm dead on my feet (even though currently in bed). Tiz an expression.
Til 2moz. Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty. (Don't wet your bed ::) )
Quote for today
+1 to everyone i could since my last post, which was most of you :) Princess, +1 to you, and congrats on 666 posts :P congrats onionologist for becoming a full member and welcoem to the club, we are a wonderful group of people who like to spread the unconditional love, well, i can only speak for ballz and pricness i believe on that regard and a few other members of the karma club :) hope everyone had a wonderful week, filled with awesomeness! hope everyone has a great friday and fucking amazing with a capitol Q weekend, filled with positive energy, positive karma, positive vibes, peace, smiles, love & light :)
for those of you who have been keeping up with my posts and reading the quotes that have been coming to me, this one came to me today, a day in which i ended up dropping off a bunch of fresh bread from the sandwich shop i work at to a homeless shelter. "A smile from the heart is the best form of payment, the only payment i need :)" this one also came to me as i was driving to work " just stop, look around and listen . . . life is beautiful :)"
I can appreciate that annonman. Shame I have to ruin it......
Quote for tonight
I find the Westboro lot quite entertaining tbh.
I don't think the bereaved share your finding.
No obviously that bit isn't funny but when you see the old bastard who leads them all stands on his podium and preaches his fire and brimstone I always think "I wonder how this old cunt would go down if someone kicked him in the nuts? I mean would he bend at the knee or just drop like a plank. The I think would he be the kind of guy that's sick when he gets kicked in the nuts? You know when you see guys just hurl coz they can't take it?"
So yeah. Wesboro carry on the church comedy but chill out on your picketing you backward fucks.
PRAISE JESUS!
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Where I wouldn't go as far to say I would have sex with all the people here, there have been many helpful people that I've met on the Road. If I met anyone here, I would cook them a big meal, and give them many many hugs :)
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^^^^^ last thing I would ever want to do to any of my friends here is cook them a meal. Unless you like your food burned.
And I'm going to go ahead and take that 'filthy skank" comment as a compliment and move on...
RAZ! Now I'm dyyyyyying to know!! Fess up... What's your poison?
Thanks for the suggestions. The Lotion game :) I was thinking about setting up a massage station with big pillows, soft blankets, massagers, hair brush and lots of loooooooootion :-*
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^^^^^ last thing I would ever want to do to any of my friends here is cook them a meal. Unless you like your food burned.
And I'm going to go ahead and take that 'filthy skank" comment as a compliment and move on...
RAZ! Now I'm dyyyyyying to know!! Fess up... What's your poison?
Thanks for the suggestions. The Lotion game :) I was thinking about setting up a massage station with big pillows, soft blankets, massagers, hair brush and lots of loooooooootion :-*
TrashBox, Raz went to bed a few hours ago. He is coming back on later today though (at least that's what he posted). From what I can recall, I know he loves to smoke a cone or two of high quality bud and I think he dabbles a little in Heroin. I know he won't touch Crystal Meth so that's something you can rule out for sure. :)
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^^^^^ last thing I would ever want to do to any of my friends here is cook them a meal. Unless you like your food burned.
And I'm going to go ahead and take that 'filthy skank" comment as a compliment and move on...
RAZ! Now I'm dyyyyyying to know!! Fess up... What's your poison?
Thanks for the suggestions. The Lotion game :) I was thinking about setting up a massage station with big pillows, soft blankets, massagers, hair brush and lots of loooooooootion :-*
PM me if you want some simple recipes that even you couldn't manage to burn!
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
ill go buy a "sea" of bitcoins and you can ride me reverse cowgirl...
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^^^^^ last thing I would ever want to do to any of my friends here is cook them a meal. Unless you like your food burned.
And I'm going to go ahead and take that 'filthy skank" comment as a compliment and move on...
RAZ! Now I'm dyyyyyying to know!! Fess up... What's your poison?
Thanks for the suggestions. The Lotion game :) I was thinking about setting up a massage station with big pillows, soft blankets, massagers, hair brush and lots of loooooooootion :-*
Good for you! Everyone I have ever called a "filthy skank" took it as a compliment, and it sure was!
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^^^^^ last thing I would ever want to do to any of my friends here is cook them a meal. Unless you like your food burned.
:D Hah hah, that made me smile. The whole point of having heaps of people over at your house is so they can actually cook for you lol. We can all help out cooking your food, but get me some ice and fruit and liquor so I can blend a drink while waiting for it to be done. (Lol whats the story with you TrashBox are you talking to me or not…. :-\ And RE fav poisons, I just answered that ^ above, you ragamuffin! ::) )
And I'm going to go ahead and take that 'filthy skank" comment as a compliment and move on...
......*Raz checking posts*...... yep, looks like he's a butt-ugly troll from his other posts, forget him.
Wado, why did you call me a girl for? You must be mucking around with me here! Like kitkat82, I like girls, or did you think……? Wow. And I thought you said that I sucked profiling pmsl!! Holy shit. I thought it was obvious from my posts I’m a hot-blooded Gazee-Mof but, okay, furiously scratch my head here lol. (I’m starting to think you tell lies on purpose….) ;) ::)
Nobody’s written anything for me to respond to that I haven’t already (like it’s MY thread lol), so I will pinch all of you on the butt and come back later!!
Yaaay. Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty.
(Lol PM90, what’s the deal with 1 post a day? Are you a stockbroker pmsl? Anyway, good to see you on the thread as you are r-e-a-l-l-y phuking picky.)
(Lol purplelotus, yar, just to be on the safe side I wouldn’t call EVERYone you see a skank lol! Your mom, for instance, might not be amused. But yar, slutty works for me….. most of the time. btw, +K for great attitude with newbies (it was in another thread I saw today in the newbie section, I can't phucking remember now lol) :) )
Quote of the day
“One day, someone showed me a glass with water. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.”
― Alejandro Jodorowsky
Quote of the night
this one came to be a few hours ago, and i though i would share it with you all :) "everyone is an artist, some people just need to find their medium "
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Fuck me Raz, your running at 100 miles an hour and I just can't keep up. Why you would think I tell lies on purpose is beyond me, but everyone's entitled to their view. I'm not sure what the purpose would be to post untruths, when after all, the truth is like an enigma on an anonymous Forum on the Hidden Web. Shit, sorry for writing she instead of he! WTF was I doing! I just noticed that and I'll change it immediately. Can't give you any reason other than thinking of one thing while writing a post about another! Catch ya.
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Fuck me Raz, your running at 100 miles an hour and I just can't keep up. Why you would think I tell lies on purpose is beyond me, but everyone's entitled to their view. I'm not sure what the purpose would be to post untruths, when after all, the truth is like an enigma on an anonymous Forum on the Hidden Web. Shit, sorry for writing she instead of he! WTF was I doing! I just noticed that and I'll change it immediately. Can't give you any reason other than thinking of one thing while writing a post about another! Catch ya.
Jesus Christ Wado! :-\ Sorry, didn't mean it to come across like that. I was just kidding..... no, why would I call you a liar? That, Wado, ain't me at all. Surely you know me better than that? ??? I don't think you tell lies Wado.... what I DID think however, was that most people on this thread knew me well enough by now to know when I was teasing. Had no idea that it came across that way Wad! :-\ Apologies!
Which post are you referring to btw? This one ^ ? Or the +K one? Jesus..... Wado, I wouldn't waste my time talking to someone if I thought they lied, I can assure you on that point! Anyway, that's why I used smilies. Don't be mad, this is obviously a misunderstanding.....not in my nature to write shit like that..... :-\
[Edit. There's no smilie ^ there. Okay, fixing that ^ now so more clear.....]
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Raz, I'm not mad at all! There's nothing to be mad about. I probably didn't word my post too well and perhaps came across a little short in my response. Sorry for that as that wasn't my intention. I don't have any emoticons to add to my posts at the moment. It's been that way for my last 6-8 posts now. Might log out and then log back in and see what happens.
Raz, you have been a little picky lately with certain things. I noticed you had a dig at a spelling mistake I made with "per se" instead of it being "per say". You have to factor in a level of tolerance for people such as myself who may have over indulged insome potent gear. I would like to point out a boo boo which you continue to make just to even the score at 1all. When you sign out at the end of your posts, you write Piece out, drive safely and eat plenty. The piece should be peace as piece is used for a piece of paper.
Raz, from my point of view, there is no issue with anything, nor has there ever been. My opinion of you is the same it has always been so I hope you feel that way too. We might of got our wires crossed at some stage but I hope things get back to the way they were. Truthfully, how did all this bullshit begin anyway? Fucked if I know anything anymore, time for a little shut eye. Till next time........
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All right... I've had to live with the curse of being a genius my entire life... I carry my intellect around like a heavy ball and chain... I'm constantly faced with one brilliant idea after another:
Open a tattoo shop just for pets.
Give religious people drugs so that when they talk to god he can talk back.
Combat global warming by having everyone turn their AC on high and open all their windows.
Yeah, needless to say I'm a sharp cookie. Just now though, I realized what TOR really needs. The thing that would make the anonymous internet way more personal and real... it needs:
Second Life for TOR.
If you haven't experienced Second Life before it's a place where people that hate their first life can go and hide in a virtual world in which they can create 3D avatars that they use to interact with other people running the same software. PrinchessHIGH could be a goddess atop her mountain, Razorspyne could have his own virtual porn studio, TrashBox could tease us with her frisky hobbies and we could all walk down the Silk Road holding hands as we listened to some Floyd and got a little high.
Imagine the joy of meeting your vendors face to virtual face! Think of the possibilities as hundreds of drug users craft a world to their desire. Self Exploding police stations. Chocolate Chip Mountains. The fastest mode of travel could be by Yellow Submarines.
Just need to find some programers, several millions of dollars and a few years to make it all happen!
Never see your intellect as a ball and chain DiamondSky I think it's brilliant, I love your mind :)
You need along hard look at yourself, you sound like a slut, get off the drugs ya filthy skank bra
Has joywind returned? You're chatting gas and you're out of order DanielHerd, GTFO, take your skanky comments with you, and leave our fantasies in peace you rude little boy!
Lol Princess I'm thinking about you accidentally bombarded with muffin tops while I was accidentally bombarded with sex kittens and sex muffins lol! Internet was bong-on today so I couldn't look ^ ANYthing for a bit, consequently I'm still going through lingerie sites, picking out the best 12. I'll get around to men after I finish with women, time is becoming scarce as January rolls on As to Ron Jeremy on Orgazmo, I must have missed that lol, no British muffin TV, that;s okay though...... As to balls, balls, balls, ensure you have full ones as it would be very draining on your resources if you didn't, yes I do have full balls plenty of juice to go around without being a drain on my resources, thanks for asking (God Princess, what made you ask that lol Even by my standards that is cheeky!) Good fucking grief lol.....
pmsl, you're getting bolder by the day Princess! I ought to give you a good bend over my knee for that!!
Take all the time you need with the lingerie, it's one of those things that shouldn't be rushed! Orgazmo is a film (clearwebalert) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo I watched it last year and it had me in stiches, you'd like the humour Raz. What can I say about my cheekiness? This thread inspires me to be cheeky in a good way! A sexy spanking can be pleasurable, nothing too hard, it needs to be sensual ;)
Where I wouldn't go as far to say I would have sex with all the people here, there have been many helpful people that I've met on the Road. If I met anyone here, I would cook them a big meal, and give them many many hugs
^^^^^ last thing I would ever want to do to any of my friends here is cook them a meal. Unless you like your food burned.
I agree g01d3n there are many people here who I would love to share a great meal with and give them many very well deserved hugs, however if the mood took us to naughtier climbs and it felt right I'd be happy to go with the flow. Awww TrashBox, if it was possible I'd teach you how to cook, I have a lot of patience and I'm pretty nifty in the kitchen, my greatest culinary accomplishment is a 2ft tall heart shaped chocolate gateau! I visit this site (clearwebalert) http://www.food.com/recipes/3-steps-or-less quite often for inspiration, the recipes are very easy and practically fail proof :)
How to turn a night with friends and ecstasy into an orgy:
Invite friends.
Insert drugs.
Turn the heat up about 10 degrees.
Play the lotion game.
Rules of the lotion game are simple, host applies lotion to a guest's hands and tells them they need to rub it on a friend to get rid of it.
If you adhere to the steps above and people are not naked within 1.5 hours of inserting drugs you can contact me for a full refund.
A fine plan for debauchery, it's even more fun with this http://www.ehow.com/how_7786253_make-edible-lotion.html (yes, I've tried it!) ;)
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Take all the time you need with the lingerie, it's one of those things that shouldn't be rushed! Orgazmo is a film (clearwebalert) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo I watched it last year and it had me in stiches, you'd like the humour Raz. What can I say about my cheekiness? This thread inspires me to be cheeky in a good way! A sexy spanking can be pleasurable, nothing too hard, it needs to be sensual ;)
i agree that if you know how to spank, it can be very erotic, but leave your underwear on please, the more to tantalise and tease the better!
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time to lock this thread ? mods ?
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time to lock this thread ? mods ?
Time to ban this motherfucking cunt ass bitch? Mods?
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Has joywind returned? You're chatting gas and you're out of order DanielHerd, GTFO, take your skanky comments with you, and leave our fantasies in peace you rude little boy!
(((PrincessHIGH))) Lol. ::) WB! A bit quiet when you weren't here! :-\
Take all the time you need with the lingerie, it's one of those things that shouldn't be rushed! Orgazmo is a film (clearwebalert) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo I watched it last year and it had me in stiches, you'd like the humour Raz. What can I say about my cheekiness? This thread inspires me to be cheeky in a good way! A sexy spanking can be pleasurable, nothing too hard, it needs to be sensual ;)
Where I wouldn't go as far to say I would have sex with all the people here, there have been many helpful people that I've met on the Road. If I met anyone here, I would cook them a big meal, and give them many many hugs
Aw...! :P Not sure what to say Princess. ::) Um, you get better every single day? I'm starting to actually look forward to reading this thread..... :P Lol, Princess.... there's only so many things you can say on this thread..... ::) If I start I won't stop, so I'll just say... you know how to quicken a pulse..... ::) :P I like, I like.... :) I think you would be really good at pillow talk, going off your posts here.... I have to say you have a talent for making men more than just smile. ;)
^^^^^ last thing I would ever want to do to any of my friends here is cook them a meal. Unless you like your food burned.
I agree g01d3n there are many people here who I would love to share a great meal with and give them many very well deserved hugs, however if the mood took us to naughtier climbs and it felt right I'd be happy to go with the flow. Awww TrashBox, if it was possible I'd teach you how to cook, I have a lot of patience and I'm pretty nifty in the kitchen, my greatest culinary accomplishment is a 2ft tall heart shaped chocolate gateau! I visit this site (clearwebalert) http://www.food.com/recipes/3-steps-or-less quite often for inspiration, the recipes are very easy and practically fail proof :)
I'll stop with the pulse-quickening remarks because I have already used that word 3 times today, but don't think it hasn't crossed my mind what would happen if you, I and gang went to TrashBox's house for burnt food..... probably we would all help her out in the kitchen, that's for sure, and then..... help her out another way? ::) I think if we all crashed over for the night there's no way just the roast beef would be the only thing over-heated..... :P I like the idea of fantasies that start out with helping someone out b/c they are sooooo easy to go astary! ::) Like Nigella lol.... :-X (Started out with me pretending I couldn't cook well, and she had to show me, and got closer and closer and accidentally kept bumping into me and..... um, nah that's okay, no need to go on..... :) ) But yes, if we all went to her house for the night (TrashBox OR Nigella Lawson's) I'm sure I'd remember to pack the cuffs. ;)
A fine plan for debauchery, it's even more fun with this http://www.ehow.com/how_7786253_make-edible-lotion.html (yes, I've tried it!) ;)
.........I'm having those thoughts again.......
[Edit. Shit, I hope my parents aren't on Silk Road forums!!! wtf! ??? If they read this I'd be stuffed! :( ]
RE lingerie sites, I already tired of going through all that nudity Princess, I had fun but I can only handle so much!! :P (Besides, time is getting scarce.) So I just sent you what I had -- happy browsing! Don't forget to upload us pics to this thread if you happen to buy any! :)
Um, this thread was supposed to be about sex fantasies, or at least, I've been trying to steer it that way for some time now ;) , but I think I've come as close as I dare to posting that tonight..... I don't know if I'm the only one, but every time I come on this thread I start to get a little frisky.... :) Checking that Orgazmo thing out as I speak. Would you like an explicit review?? ;)
pmsl Princess.... you weren't kidding about that 3 ingredients or less site being easy to make.... checking now.... there's a sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup.... ??? ::) :)
Lol! There are other people on this thread!! That's okay! ...... anyone like to take a walk with us for a minute.....?
time to lock this thread ? mods ?
Hi Daniel! :) What you up to, my fellow Aussie mate? ;) Want to see what you'd look like with that thick head of yours bashed in? :D ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* ::)
(Lol, I wonder if that ruined my reputation a little with that...... naaaah, should be fine, should be fine, should be fine ;) )
Lol Princess (and other people on this thread) I came across this today.... <3 except for some reason I've done it Irish (backward) :-\ I figured out it was a heart. Um, lol I suppose, is it just me or does it look more like a bum? ??? I don't what's wrong with me sometimes, but I see the wrong thing before I see the right..... I tried to find a heart and eventually found one and then it glitched, waste of 3 minutes. :-\ Does anyone on this thread feel that way? The bum thing? IDK, I guess I was just curious... I would feel bad if I was the only one.
brb..... I have to come back as I will exceed Word Limit for this post :-\
Wait, just a minute......
Quote of the day
Little tough to get these days, isn't it Plague? The SS people won't even give me a copy of my own ss card because they say it is readable and not screwed up enough to warrant. Be interesting to see what shotgun has to say about that.
SG
(Sorry, was all I could find at short notice..... :-\ )
Quote of the night
this is hands down my favorite thread in these forums, its wonderful to see so much unconditional love. i have a request of all of you, that tomorrow, and every day this week, you go out of your way to make another person smile. it can be any person, and any thing, be it helping a person out of just giving a complement, but please, for every day this week, just make at least 1 person smile, with no "payment" in return other than their smile.
(Have I done that one yet? I'll edit if I have. Gimme a sec.)
Still checking..... if I have, then, instead of that one, this one.....
Another Quote of the night
I'm a complete retard, please avoid me as I may accidentally light something on fire. When I use the bathroom I have a helper because it's hard to do it by myself. If you see me sticking my tongue out, don't worry, that's just how I say hello. I'd continue this conversation but I have to put the vacuum on my penis and see what it feels like.
Fixed that for you.
Too be fair, I think divinechemicals doctored that a little.
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i have 3 vaginas, the regular one and then 1 under each arm.
That time of the month must be a bloody mess for you. Does each one have it's own individual cycle or what? When it rains it pours? Does it effect your breathing while wearing a tampon in one of the under arm vaginas? Does it limit your arm movement? Do you masterbate when giving yourself a hug? You ever had all 5 holes penetrated at the same time? I bet guys and gals are constantly trying to lick your arm pits.
And my last question from the top of my head is do you shave your arm pits or do you have that Madonna hairy arm pit thing going like where you look like you got butwheat in a head lock?
Just curious inquiring minds want to know
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If I start I won't stop, so I'll just say... you know how to quicken a pulse..... ::) :P I like, I like.... :) I think you would be really good at pillow talk, going off your posts here.... I have to say you have a talent for making men more than just smile. ;)
Thank-you Raz, on this thread I feel I can be a little more playful than the others, it really brings out the best in me! ;)
I and gang went to TrashBox's house for burnt food..... probably we would all help her out in the kitchen, that's for sure, and then..... help her out another way? ::) I think if we all crashed over for the night there's no way just the roast beef would be the only thing over-heated..... :P I like the idea of fantasies that start out with helping someone out b/c they are sooooo easy to go astary! ::) Like Nigella lol.... :-X
Naughty! You know how to quicken the pulse too, guess we could call up the pizza delivery guy afterwards, one of ‘those’ pizza delivery guys from one of ‘those’ films to ensure we’d have enough energy to keep going all night long!
Checking that Orgazmo thing out as I speak. Would you like an explicit review?? ;)
Yes please, I wouldn’t expect any less from you Raz, don’t hold back ;)
Lol Princess (and other people on this thread) I came across this today.... <3 except for some reason I've done it Irish (backward) :-\ I figured out it was a heart. Um, lol I suppose, is it just me or does it look more like a bum? ??? I don't what's wrong with me sometimes, but I see the wrong thing before I see the right..... I tried to find a heart and eventually found one and then it glitched, waste of 3 minutes. :-\ Does anyone on this thread feel that way? The bum thing? IDK, I guess I was just curious... I would feel bad if I was the only one.
To me it looks like a sideways two scoop ice cream cone, could be a bum but that’s the first thing that came into my mind when I first saw it. Here’s some Unicode hearts ♡ ♥ ❤ ❥❣ (just checked they all work fine) this is a useful site for unicodes (clearwebalert) http://panmental.de/symbols/info.htm☺
Still checking..... if I have, then, instead of that one, this one.....
Another Quote of the night
I'm a complete retard, please avoid me as I may accidentally light something on fire. When I use the bathroom I have a helper because it's hard to do it by myself. If you see me sticking my tongue out, don't worry, that's just how I say hello. I'd continue this conversation but I have to put the vacuum on my penis and see what it feels like.
Fixed that for you.
Too be fair, I think divinechemicals doctored that a little.
So true and so hilarious at the same time! Brilliant :D
In my part of the world it’s snowing very heavily, in other parts of the world there’s s a heatwave (I can’t imagine what that feels like at the moment it’s so cold here!), whatever the weather I wish everyone has a great weekend :)
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Raz, I'm not mad at all! There's nothing to be mad about. I probably didn't word my post too well and perhaps came across a little short in my response. Sorry for that as that wasn't my intention. I don't have any emoticons to add to my posts at the moment. It's been that way for my last 6-8 posts now. Might log out and then log back in and see what happens.
Raz, you have been a little picky lately with certain things. I noticed you had a dig at a spelling mistake I made with "per se" instead of it being "per say". You have to factor in a level of tolerance for people such as myself who may have over indulged insome potent gear. I would like to point out a boo boo which you continue to make just to even the score at 1all. When you sign out at the end of your posts, you write Piece out, drive safely and eat plenty. The piece should be peace as piece is used for a piece of paper.
Raz, from my point of view, there is no issue with anything, nor has there ever been. My opinion of you is the same it has always been so I hope you feel that way too. We might of got our wires crossed at some stage but I hope things get back to the way they were. Truthfully, how did all this bullshit begin anyway? Fucked if I know anything anymore, time for a little shut eye. Till next time........
Wado :) couldn't answer that as I was flirting with word limit. Lol, again as per last night, I tease and crack a lot I'm sure you've noticed! Picky? Who, me? Lol, just having a crack here, nothing too serious. I'm aware some of you are french-kissing bongs right now and farting cocaine according to ONE odd post I saw yesterday :o , still, I got all the tolerance for you guys but I can't resist slapping you forum members on the ass and then running around the corner to hide like a juvenile fuck. That's just Raz being Raz as opposed to being genuinely upset over the fact you wrote yogurt instead of yoghurt ....... (YOU FUCK!! Spell-check should have picked that ^ :o :o :o ) ....... getting back, I have only had my period on the forums once, and that was the other day when I hadn't slept and a couple of other things I need not expound here. Besides, I'm back on the pill. I'm fine from here on out. :)
Um. What the phuc Wad. Ooohh...... did you just say Raz spelt something wrong? ??? [Edit. Sorry, I just got it. Phuc, Wad... fuck-wad lol, sorry I just got it :D ] Back on track, hang on what do you mean by peace not piece.... Usually it is spelled "peace" granted, but there was this odd quote I came across once that said in part, "Oooohhhhh, that's a B-I-G organ....... ay, Carl? Ba ha ha....... Look, peace man.... a piece here.... a piece there.... Ba ha ha....." It's taken from that. I wrote it incorrectly the first time I was on BMR and I let it stick because of the quote, besides, it's charming I presume. ;) Or maybe not, I don't really care, it's just one of the many individual writing mannerisms I have. Everybody is the same, we have a propensity to make mistakes..... I just do it on purpose, it lends a little individuality.
pmsl.... piece as in piece of paper.....Good phucking grief.... (See, you there you go, another "mistake" I make with phuc instead of fuck.....again at BMR, when I started I didn't want to say fuck b/c I thought I'd be booted...... yeah, that's what they used to do in some chat-rooms..... it was sTuPdGrL if I remember, which I do, that had that quirk. Anyway.... Piece out, Wado! :)
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Guys; stop caring. we're here to buy drugs and create the biggest hidden global uprising the world has ever seen; not to bitch at each other over spelling mistakes. the bigger picture is most definitely being missed.
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Princess!! :) Just not the same when you're not here!! You're the bomb.... ;) TY for giving me those heart thingies..... I was trying to write about one two thirds of a BTC and had absolutely NO end of trouble lol.... :'( This will come in handy.... Still laughing over the cover of Orgazmo, this has to be a joke right? :D
Unfortunately I've said everything for a night, I've run out of breath! Going to a couple more threads and then popping off. I'll make sure I say goodnight to you just before I leave. :)
Lol, as much as I would like to turn this thread into a soap box of our lives Princess, I would feel better if some other members put in their 2 cents worth lol. What happened to TrashBox? And the rest? I don't know what day it is (time zones) but Part Time in Oz is still about 23 hours away at least.... anyway, so sweepy..... :-\
Thanks for chatting with me Princess Muffin. We'll chat later? ;)
Take care everybody! :) Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty. 8)
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In my country today, some parts hit a temperature of 46 degrees Celsius, which is a scorching hot 114.8 degrees Fahrenheit. In other words, IT IS SO FUCKING HOT!
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Guys; stop caring. we're here to buy drugs and create the biggest hidden global uprising the world has ever seen; not to bitch at each other over spelling mistakes. the bigger picture is most definitely being missed.
Brilliantly said Twelve_Pickles, let's keep calm, carry on, enjoy our purchases and focus on the biggest hidden global uprising in history. You gotta fight for your right to party!
Princess!! :) Just not the same when you're not here!! You're the bomb.... ;) TY for giving me those heart thingies..... I was trying to write about one two thirds of a BTC and had absolutely NO end of trouble lol.... :'( This will come in handy.... Still laughing over the cover of Orgazmo, this has to be a joke right? :D
Unfortunately I've said everything for a night, I've run out of breath! Going to a couple more threads and then popping off. I'll make sure I say goodnight to you just before I leave. :)
Lol, as much as I would like to turn this thread into a soap box of our lives Princess, I would feel better if some other members put in their 2 cents worth lol. What happened to TrashBox? And the rest? I don't know what day it is (time zones) but Part Time in Oz is still about 23 hours away at least.... anyway, so sweepy..... :-\
Thanks for chatting with me Princess Muffin. We'll chat later? ;)
Take care everybody! :) Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty. 8)
You're welcome Razorspyne, if you think Orgazmo's cover is funny wait until you watch the film, as well as it being hilarious and a half I think it will help you to find a little inspiration! It's the timezones that separate everyone apart, it's nearly 22:00 on friday here while some of you are well into your saturdays, we keep missing each other for this reason, don't worry, just give it time and all will be fine ;)
In my country today, some parts hit a temperature of 46 degrees Celsius, which is a scorching hot 114.8 degrees Fahrenheit. In other words, IT IS SO FUCKING HOT!
Strewth that's hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement! Everyone who's suffering that out remember drink a lot of water and apply plenty of sunscreen, speaking from experience sunburn and heatstroke aren't fun! Hope these pictures will cool you down a little bit (clearwebalert) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4750302/White-fright-as-red-alert-issued-ahead-of-up-to-1ft-of-snow.html brrr it's cold here! This time next week I'll be in the sunshine, providing the airports open, quite a few in the UK were closed today, please keep your fingers crossed for me :)
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^^ you did. And to think I almost bought coin from you. SHAME!
I'm really having a problem keeping up with this thread and since I don't know how to do that multiple quote thing like Raz (also, what is pmsl?) I will leave my thoughts while catching up:
I have an Orgasmatron, no orgys necessary! But come anytime ;)
I can actually cook. At the time i posted that I had just burnt some bacon I was using in a brussels sprouts dish and I was kinda pissed. Thanks for the offers of recipes and such. I'm hungry.
Raz- blowing cocaine up your ass is nothing to fart about.
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^^ you did. And to think I almost bought coin from you. SHAME!
I'm really having a problem keeping up with this thread and since I don't know how to do that multiple quote thing like Raz (also, what is pmsl?) I will leave my thoughts while catching up:
I have an Orgasmatron, no orgys necessary! But come anytime ;)
I can actually cook. At the time i posted that I had just burnt some bacon I was using in a brussels sprouts dish and I was kinda pissed. Thanks for the offers of recipes and such. I'm hungry.
Raz- blowing cocaine up your ass is nothing to fart about.
A Brussel Sprouts dish?? Errrrrrrrr yuckie!! Sorry TrashBox, but Brussel Sprouts and choko's are two veges I just can't eat or even look at!
pmsl = piss my self laughing.
To do the quote thing Raz uses is as simple as clicking the "quote" button (it's the second icon in from the left sitting above all the emoticons (faces). You should then see 2 x the word quote with brackets around it - [/quote]. Just click in between the two words, quote, and hit the space bar a couple of times to make some room between them. Then just paste any comment between the two "quotes" and it will look like a post by Raz when you post it. :)
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^^ you did. And to think I almost bought coin from you. SHAME!
I'm really having a problem keeping up with this thread and since I don't know how to do that multiple quote thing like Raz (also, what is pmsl?) I will leave my thoughts while catching up:
I have an Orgasmatron, no orgys necessary! But come anytime ;)
I can actually cook. At the time i posted that I had just burnt some bacon I was using in a brussels sprouts dish and I was kinda pissed. Thanks for the offers of recipes and such. I'm hungry.
Raz- blowing cocaine up your ass is nothing to fart about.
I'm familiar with bacon and sprouts trashbox, doesn't bacon make the sprouts taste so much better? I add chicken broth to mine to pack in some extra flavour, it makes a great side dish. Hope you've learnt how to do the quotes thanks to Wadozo, it's easy once you've got the hang of it :)
In my country today, some parts hit a temperature of 46 degrees Celsius, which is a scorching hot 114.8 degrees Fahrenheit. In other words, IT IS SO FUCKING HOT!
Has it cooled down yet Wadozo? I hope so! Have the thunderstorms arrived yet, amazing to watch, but very dangerous! I can't imagine how intense they would be.
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Hi PH, It has cooled down a little. Still very warm though with temps. in the high 30's (degrees celsius). No thunderstorms as yet, but with bush fires raging right across the country, we could sure do with some rain. :(
I can't think of anything on this planet which one could use to make a brussel sprout taste "so much better!!" (lol) ???
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Hi PH, It has cooled down a little. Still very warm though with temps. in the high 30's (degrees celsius). No thunderstorms as yet, but with bush fires raging right across the country, we could sure do with some rain. :(
I can't think of anything on this planet which one could use to make a brussel sprout taste "so much better!!" (lol) ???
I read millions of animals have died as a result of the bushfires, kangaroos, koalas, wombats, it's so sad what a way to perish :'( I love nature, I hope not too many species are facing extinction, I feel very sad for their natural habitat being taken away, nature can be so cruel sometimes. I wish you get some well deserved rain very soon, my fingers are crossed, and my thoughts are with you all :)
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Hi PH, It has cooled down a little. Still very warm though with temps. in the high 30's (degrees celsius). No thunderstorms as yet, but with bush fires raging right across the country, we could sure do with some rain. :(
I can't think of anything on this planet which one could use to make a brussel sprout taste "so much better!!" (lol) ???
I read millions of animals have died as a result of the bushfires, kangaroos, koalas, wombats, it's so sad what a way to perish :'( I love nature, I hope not too many species are facing extinction, I feel very sad for their natural habitat being taken away, nature can be so cruel sometimes. I wish you get some well deserved rain very soon, my fingers are crossed, and my thoughts are with you all :)
Thank you PH. :) You really are kindred spirit, a warm, friendly person with a kind and caring nature. There is a lot of wild life that will need to re-adapt and find new homes and unfortunately, a lot of animals have perished due to the ferocity of these fires. Nature works in funny ways and can be brutal, leaving a path of destruction in it's wake, however over time, the affected areas will regenerate with the birth of new growth and spawn a new chapter in the book of life. :)
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I HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR JURY DUTY.
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If any women want to have sex with me, you can have both of my listings for free. I'm sure we can find a way to use PGP instead of condoms. Encrypted SEX!
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I HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR JURY DUTY.
What the fuck? Can you read the thread's topic of discussion? ???
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I feel like I just watched a friend have a bad acid trip and I'm not sure if I should offer him a hug or a hand gun...
How about both? It's up to him / her to choose :)
I'd rather appreciate the possibility of choice, instead of having only one "solution", what if it's the wrong one? I Guess, I'd be unsatisfied or even pissed off.
Jesus, German Bank, whose side are YOU on? Mine or Satan's? ??? I would rather a hug that day than a gun; a gun I would have got confused over and just pulled the trigger in my confusion. Would not have been cool. :'( (Lol! Sind Sie Deutscher?)
Sorry Razorspyne, I didn't know he / she was talking about you, of course I'm on your side ;)
And no, I'm not German.
Yeah, some minutes left and my special Chili con Carne y Cerveza is ready to eat, I'd invite you all if we wouldn't live in such a fucked up world.
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If any women want to have sex with me, you can have both of my listings for free. I'm sure we can find a way to use PGP instead of condoms. Encrypted SEX!
I cybersuck dick for coke!
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Well, baby, I don't sell coke, but what I do sell allows you to do way more coke than you currently can... so it's almost better than coke.
Hopefully you have a really awesome internet provider, possibly fiber, because otherwise this dick may just be too large for you to properly cyber suck.
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So this is probably pretty unrelated but I just realized that cybersex would probably be a lot more fun on acid if you could avoid getting distracted by all the pretty colors...
I just don't get why they haven't invented a way for me to jump into my virtual reality suit and have sex with buxom Asian leprechauns like every red blooded male wants to do. I mean we keep making cell phones smaller, cars run on batteries now, my tv is bigger than my living room and yet good virtual sex still requires me to call Asian Massage Parlors in Ireland and simply listen to a leprechaun describe what she's willing to do to protect her pot of gold as I stare longingly at my box of Lucky Charms.
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Here is what we do... I'm always trying to make money, it's basically the only thing I think about, plus sex. I'll make a latex pussy with a usb cord, and send TrashBox a latex dick with a USB cord... the software will be able to detect the interaction and replicate it on both sides! Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
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Here is what we do... I'm always trying to make money, it's basically the only thing I think about, plus sex. I'll make a latex pussy with a usb cord, and send TrashBox a latex dick with a USB cord... the software will be able to detect the interaction and replicate it on both sides! Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
Yeah but you'd put it up for sale and I would just buy it with a coupon that gives it to me for free and provides a $50 cash rebate on the spot.
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You would have to be a customer of mine first for such a thing, and as a customer of mine you would completely love everything I do and be willing to pay full price no matter what. This is just how it is, check my vendor page or forum review thread if you are curious and want to be sure. At that point, you would have no choice but to be my next customer. I very much look forward to working with you.
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I feel like I just watched a friend have a bad acid trip and I'm not sure if I should offer him a hug or a hand gun...
How about both? It's up to him / her to choose :)
I'd rather appreciate the possibility of choice, instead of having only one "solution", what if it's the wrong one? I Guess, I'd be unsatisfied or even pissed off.
Jesus, German Bank, whose side are YOU on? Mine or Satan's? ??? I would rather a hug that day than a gun; a gun I would have got confused over and just pulled the trigger in my confusion. Would not have been cool. :'( (Lol! Sind Sie Deutscher?)
Sorry Razorspyne, I didn't know he / she was talking about you, of course I'm on your side ;)
And no, I'm not German.
Yeah, some minutes left and my special Chili con Carne y Cerveza is ready to eat, I'd invite you all if we wouldn't live in such a fucked up world.
That's okay Deutsche Bank! Raz was just razzing around; no biggie. :) Lol, that was the day I had my period. :-[ A hug would have been better than a gun for a more "permanent" solution, that's for sure. >:D But TY pmsl. :) While I'm here....
You guys are entertaining as fuck :-*
Imagine if we'd live in a world without the FBI (Fucking Bunch of Idiots), prosecution etc., we could possibly meet on a nice beach, do as many drugs as we want, drinks as much as we want and fuck as much as we want :)
To be honest, I'm a little bit curious how "our" beloved SR girls look like.
I know a few girls doing drugs, who are hot as hell and also horny as fuck.
Therefore I really could imagine that you girls look as good as they do or even way better.
Most hilarious thread I've read so far, keep it up.
Best wishes,
Deutsche Bank
I'll bang this ^^ (+K). (I think I banged it before, but not certain)
Um, pine's gone btw ??? Now PGP is handled by astor and Nightcrawler. They'll get back to you on your key. Also....
Less Hate, Valentina Black - I'll be there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIrovlnMk50
I'll bang this ^^ for the first 2 minutes; unfortunately after that needs a bit of putty...... I think a rip from Andy Van or Mark Dynamix would do a lot with it; wouldn't know the song. TY for club mem.s 8) on the links. (Like GTA, it's okay but everything can be improved. Like in GTA when you turn to shoot at more than 2 people and fall over. Why fall over? Irritating. Oh, and when ring up a cop and when he comes you shoot him and steal his car, unfortunately the cop cars are not fast enough and I get stuck in traffic.... then easily shot by shit-loads of cops. I'm sure if they hired me I could fix that. Better cars, better anti-not-falling-over when shooting would IMAHO improve this game greatly..... but they didn't, and so I never played it again :'( ) Lol, Ministry of Sound IMAHO has edge over this, but still good while I drank my coffee. But only for 2 minutes.
Lol, I bang a lot of things. But I'll CR Mus. ≥ generally. Yar. ::)
Lol, not German? You speak it well enough to understand Sind Sie Deutscher? or Sprechen Sie Deutsch? so that's actually not too bad. Lol, I have a thing for German girls; I let one escape from me once. If my German was better perhaps she could have understood me better. (Lol, I wonder if I inadvertently told her to fuck off in German thanks to a cheap translator ??? :'( ) :-\ (went back to Germany). :'( Lol, I told my teacher to fuck off in French once and the French teacher was there roflmfao :-[ :-X Oh well, you live, you learn.
HOLY SHIT!! I've done it again! I've forgotten about the other people on this thread.... oh well, shit happens...
In my country today, some parts hit a temperature of 46 degrees Celsius, which is a scorching hot 114.8 degrees Fahrenheit. In other words, IT IS SO FUCKING HOT!
Holy crap! You're right, that IS hot.... Wado, you must live inside a volcano!! :o 46? ??? Methinks I would be burnt to a crisp in 5 minutes! :'(
Strewth that's hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement! Everyone who's suffering that out remember drink a lot of water and apply plenty of sunscreen, speaking from experience sunburn and heatstroke aren't fun!
Yar, and then some. I think my brains would fry in that heat :o :'( Lol, already told you how I get cool Princess :D ::) :P :-X
^^ you did. And to think I almost bought coin from you. SHAME!
I'm really having a problem keeping up with this thread and since I don't know how to do that multiple quote thing like Raz (also, what is pmsl?) I will leave my thoughts while catching up:
I have an Orgasmatron, no orgys necessary! But come anytime ;)
I can actually cook. At the time i posted that I had just burnt some bacon I was using in a brussels sprouts dish and I was kinda pissed. Thanks for the offers of recipes and such. I'm hungry.
Raz- blowing cocaine up your ass is nothing to fart about.
Yar I have thought about coming to your house TrashBox but I can't find it. It looks like you'll have to have that sex party without me :'( :'( :'( Won't be as good without me, but still..... sounds like fun.... should still be fun.... :-\ :P Yar. RE cooking, I'm sure you can cook but I'd still offer to cook anyway. My shit's better! :) I'm eating something yummy right now but if I tell you what it is the police on SR will be able identify me so I'll leave it out. :(:-[ :'( I CAN tell you that I'm listening to Romanian music and that I cannot understand what the phuc they are saying. RE farting cocaine....
No, nothing wrong with sticking drugs up peoples arses.
absolutely not.
I've not had any luck trying to 'sniff' coke this way though. keep farting and blowing it everywhere
..... twaz that that I was referring to. Um, newbie q. here..... how do you use a syringe ^ your ass? How the phuc is that even possible? I can think of a much better way to do it...... unless I'm on the wrong wavelength here. How would you even find a syringe big enough? I mean, it would have to be at least 2 inches wide at the needle!! I may have [Edit. Finally! They are now singing in English in song. Good.] missed something here. Care to explain? ??? (There's a much more painless way of doing it, but so simple you may already have done it though. Oh well. :-\ )
To do the quote thing Raz uses is as simple as clicking the "quote" button (it's the second icon in from the left sitting above all the emoticons (faces). You should then see 2 x the word quote with brackets around it - "
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[/quote]
Nah. My way's different.
I read millions of animals have died as a result of the bushfires, kangaroos, koalas, wombats, it's so sad what a way to perish :'( I love nature, I hope not too many species are facing extinction, I feel very sad for their natural habitat being taken away, nature can be so cruel sometimes. I wish you get some well deserved rain very soon, my fingers are crossed, and my thoughts are with you all :)
Awwww... TY for those sentiments [Edit. Shit, they have gone back into Romanian :'( ] Miss PM. Don't worry, they are now dead, and won't feel anything again, will not feel pain from fire Princess. Tragic though. And to think that the really big ones are deliberately lit. I figure they did not go to uni. [Edit. Gone back to English. Good.] Good to hear you have a healthy outlook on nature though. :) I'm sure that if the koalas were alive and could actually think, they would appreciate your sentiments Princess.
Nature works in funny ways and can be brutal, leaving a path of destruction in it's wake, however over time, the affected areas will regenerate with the birth of new growth and spawn a new chapter in the book of life. :)
True Wado, but as a general rule, you'd prefer for it not to happen, more is lost than re-birthed. Fire is just a fuck-wad, TBO. I'm not too fond of forest fires. :(
I HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR JURY DUTY.
What the fuck? Can you read the thread's topic of discussion? ???
Haha.... pmsl! ::) That made me smile a little. I'd like to bang this ^^.
Yeah, some minutes left and my special Chili con Carne y Cerveza is ready to eat, I'd invite you all if we wouldn't live in such a fucked up world.
And I'd like to eat it, Deutsche Bank. :) I can't believe I've never even tried to make one of those! IDK what y Cerveza is, but I'll eat the shit out of a Chili con Carne any day. :)
If any women want to have sex with me, you can have both of my listings for free. I'm sure we can find a way to use PGP instead of condoms. Encrypted SEX!
I cybersuck dick for coke!
pmsl, you sound like Holly. Are you related? [Edit. Holy shit, this is like the 5th time they have switched back to Romanian. Grr.:( ]
Yar, that's all the replies so far. Try and recover before work 2moz guys. Booooo! :'(
Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty. [SHIT! I don't p-h-u-c-k-i-n-g believe it!! It's just switched back to English! wtf!]
Quote & Response of the day
Guys, this place is compromised - the gig is up. How you people cannot see that in November too many things changed too quickly is a sign that overall you have become too lax with your expectations and your water is boiling beyond your ability to see through your drug and profit induced haze.
All you big timers who are getting retardedly rich throwing pounds of this stuff around the mail will dismiss this and will get what is coming to you. Those of you who like me who were here because it fascinated you or you're just curious, do yourself a favor and walk now while you still can. Go back to local sources, or clean up and move on with your life.
I had an account on the main site and an account on the forums here until my own supply line from Mr Ouid came under surveillance a little while ago. This guy was by far the nicest guy I've never known, and I hope to god i'm wrong, but when too many *extremely* unlikely things happen in quick succession, you have to separate yourself from the rest of the pack and take a renewed interest in your personal freedom above your temporary satisfaction.
I hope I'm wrong, but guys, come on. What did you think would happen?
Okay everyone, I admit it! You got me!
I am the OP and I freaked the fuck out because I was smoking so much of my AWESOME Bilbo Baggins hydro weed. Grown in the waters of the Brandywine River, where The Shire meets the lands beyond.
You really need to try my weed, it will take you on an unexpected adventure!
That's why I made the ridiculous post ;-)
Buy some now and you too can freak the fuck out (or learn to speak Elvish).
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/532b6763d5
Modzi
Quote & Response of the night
Wanted to leave you all with something before I dip out. Write this in calligraphy and check it out while tripping (especially if you decorate key words with color):
I Am a Member of the Family of Light, vibrating and radiating with the signature frequencies of Love and Light, transmuting all around me which is Dark and raising it into the Light by the power of Love.
I Am an Unstoppable Force of Creation, traveling without moving down a Path of Light with Love as my vehicle, protecting and accelerating me in my journey through Reality and Eternity.
im going to go eat a quarter of shrooms .. all alone.. in the dark.. while its raining..
see ya ..
karma for whoever i can
im going to go eat a quarter of shrooms .. all alone.. in the dark.. while its raining..
see ya ..
karma for whoever i can
Slightly depressing sounding, but definitely introspective. Have fun.
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Here is what we do... I'm always trying to make money, it's basically the only thing I think about, plus sex. I'll make a latex pussy with a usb cord, and send TrashBox a latex dick with a USB cord... the software will be able to detect the interaction and replicate it on both sides! Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME LIKE THIS!
lol...just kidding. but you are getting a spanking for sure when I meet you.
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kitkat82: you know you are the only person on here who I truly fantasize about having sex with, but be aware, I'm the one who does the spanking in this partnership.
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If anyone's down for a SR orgy I've got a shit-ton of Viagra, some MDxx and enough benzos to kill a stable of horses.
:o
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How to turn a night with friends and ecstasy into an orgy:
Invite friends.
Insert drugs.
Turn the heat up about 10 degrees.
Play the lotion game.
Rules of the lotion game are simple, host applies lotion to a guest's hands and tells them they need to rub it on a friend to get rid of it.
If you adhere to the steps above and people are not naked within 1.5 hours of inserting drugs you can contact me for a full refund.
A fine plan for debauchery, it's even more fun with this http://www.ehow.com/how_7786253_make-edible-lotion.html (yes, I've tried it!) ;)
Where do I buy ecstasy from you two? :D
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kitkat82: you know you are the only person on here who I truly fantasize about having sex with, but be aware, I'm the one who does the spanking in this partnership.
Good....about both of those things. ;)
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You guys are entertaining as fuck :-*
Imagine if we'd live in a world without the FBI (Fucking Bunch of Idiots), prosecution etc., we could possibly meet on a nice beach, do as many drugs as we want, drinks as much as we want and fuck as much as we want :)
To be honest, I'm a little bit curious how "our" beloved SR girls look like.
I know a few girls doing drugs, who are hot as hell and also horny as fuck.
Therefore I really could imagine that you girls look as good as they do or even way better.
Most hilarious thread I've read so far, keep it up.
Best wishes,
Deutsche Bank
I'll bang this ^^ (+K). (I think I banged it before, but not certain)
Um, pine's gone btw ??? Now PGP is handled by astor and Nightcrawler. They'll get back to you on your key. Also....
Thanks for the information, seems that I'll have to post a new encrypted message :)
Less Hate, Valentina Black - I'll be there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIrovlnMk50
I'll bang this ^^ for the first 2 minutes; unfortunately after that needs a bit of putty...... I think a rip from Andy Van or Mark Dynamix would do a lot with it; wouldn't know the song. TY for club mem.s 8) on the links. (Like GTA, it's okay but everything can be improved. Like in GTA when you turn to shoot at more than 2 people and fall over. Why fall over? Irritating. Oh, and when ring up a cop and when he comes you shoot him and steal his car, unfortunately the cop cars are not fast enough and I get stuck in traffic.... then easily shot by shit-loads of cops. I'm sure if they hired me I could fix that. Better cars, better anti-not-falling-over when shooting would IMAHO improve this game greatly..... but they didn't, and so I never played it again :'( ) Lol, Ministry of Sound IMAHO has edge over this, but still good while I drank my coffee. But only for 2 minutes.
Lol, I bang a lot of things. But I'll CR Mus. ≥ generally. Yar. ::)
Lol, not German? You speak it well enough to understand Sind Sie Deutscher? or Sprechen Sie Deutsch? so that's actually not too bad. Lol, I have a thing for German girls; I let one escape from me once. If my German was better perhaps she could have understood me better. (Lol, I wonder if I inadvertently told her to fuck off in German thanks to a cheap translator ??? :'( ) :-\ (went back to Germany). :'( Lol, I told my teacher to fuck off in French once and the French teacher was there roflmfao :-[ :-X Oh well, you live, you learn.
HOLY SHIT!! I've done it again! I've forgotten about the other people on this thread.... oh well, shit happens...
Hehe, you've asked if I'm German, I denied it, but it doesn't mean that I don't understand German ;)
Well, let's say German girls are "special". I love GTA, always did and will, as mentioned in the gamers thread,
in my opinion it's the best video game.
Yeah, some minutes left and my special Chili con Carne y Cerveza is ready to eat, I'd invite you all if we wouldn't live in such a fucked up world.
And I'd like to eat it, Deutsche Bank. :) I can't believe I've never even tried to make one of those! IDK what y Cerveza is, but I'll eat the shit out of a Chili con Carne any day. :)
"y Cerveza" simply means and / with beer, it was a little bit too spicy (I've put three red Habaneros inside), I really recommend it!
PS: Jesus fucking Christ, how the fuck do you manage to write easily such "big" posts? I've spent hours to figure out how to quote correctly, now I'm tired, haha :)
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Um, pine's gone btw ??? Now PGP is handled by astor and Nightcrawler. They'll get back to you on your key. Also....
Thanks for the information, seems that I'll have to post a new encrypted message :)
....yup.
I know a few girls doing drugs, who are hot as hell and also horny as fuck.
Lol, I thought ç this the other day, ironically when I was going to the toilet, for some reason. Actually, I thought ç this a few times since that comment, and now I can't stop thinking about SR members and if it would be possible to please have an orgy if we could manage to get round to organising it. :P If you hadn't have said anything, I wouldn't be having these thoughts.... ???
Well, let's say German girls are "special".
.... of course they are lol. I like European's attitude to sex.... so open-minded, so healthy, such an incredible turn-on. There must be something in the coffee they drink.... ::) But GTA has too many issues, it's an okay game, I would say it's in the top 1000 games of this decade. Certainly not the first though, dear God almighty. Try Manhunt (banned), or Saints Row II, both by the same developers. (Manhunt's better.) Games waste a lot of time though, they're high-maintenance and they don't even ❤ you back.... girls, gym and job a better investment. :)
...it was a little bit too spicy...
Try some bread.... :)
PS: Jesus fucking Christ, how the fuck do you manage to write easily such "big" posts? I've spent hours to figure out how to quote correctly, now I'm tired, haha :)
Just write on autopilot.... you quickly learn to quickly type. And don't forget I quote a lot.... I don't write ALL this shit. NQA (NoQuestionsAsked) writes just as much as I do.... he speaks German as well, MUCH better than my pathetic attempts at ordering coffe and trying to pick ↑ the coffe girl ::) .....
(Ich würde eine Tasse Kaffee mit Milch und vier Zucker, ein Stück Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, eine Tomate und Käse-Sandwich und eine Flasche Wasser mit Kohlensäure mögen. Oder ein Bier.
Sonst noch was?
Ja. Die Kellnerin!)
Hopefully grammar acceptable ??? There have been some variations in syntax and even spelling (wtf! :o) with the above, so if any of it is wrong it is their fault not mine as I can only learn what I'm given. ???
RE you learning to quote.....Lol, that's a start! :D Once you can do one quote, you can do 10. Truth be told, I haven't figured out how to use the quote thing.... I think it's a bug. Can't seem to do multiple quotes off the same page.... I think it's a bug. (Not my fault It's a SMF issue. Realise that unlike Razorspyne they are not perfect, and be understanding..... not their fault they went to community college..... that's all they could get into with their low scores. :) ) ....btw, if you started ↑ a service, say a ฿ service on SR, would you sell O/S (overseas) or restrict it to your country? I really do like the idea of an SR ↔ SR ฿ ▒ ► acc./ service for not only convenience, greater access in third world countries like Australia, but complete anonymity SR ↔ SR start to finish, with absolutely no outside interference. As people have said ad noisem, "buying ฿ is totally legal, buying ฿ is totally legal!!" and I have replied ad noisem, "it doesn't fucking matter, it doesn't fucking matter!!" God it frustrates me that so many people think like this and not outside of the box. It's a security issue, or can be, depending on your situation. And my situation is that, yes, it's an issue. As you may have noticed, I like closing holes, and a SR ↔ SR ฿ ▒ ► acc./ service is an ideal way to do that.
Bit quiet on this thread lately.... I'll come back next week. :)
btw, in the spirit of this thread, has anyone on this thread ever had a dream of someone on SR? ::) Jus' curious.... :)
Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty.
Quote of the day
:What da fuq did i miss?
a bunch of people were retarded and then I mimicked them and got bitched at for being retarded
Quote of the night
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life; get wasted all the time, you'll have the time of your life."
Another quote of the night
"Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyways."
Quote & Response of the day
I literally in all seriousness need 5 cents to order 3 butter scotch lolipops from angelina. Can someone send me .02 btc or something to 1Gi8B1593FgzuyGbnCZKpwFCkyPfQEXWEB bless
I literally in all seriousness need 5 cents to order 3 butter scotch lolipops from angelina. Can someone send me .02 btc or something to 1Gi8B1593FgzuyGbnCZKpwFCkyPfQEXWEB bless
I WILL DO THIS KIND DEED MY YOUNG SIR..
KARMA IS ALL I ASK IN RETURN LOL
I literally in all seriousness need 5 cents to order 3 butter scotch lolipops from angelina. Can someone send me .02 btc or something to 1Gi8B1593FgzuyGbnCZKpwFCkyPfQEXWEB bless
i sent .03 where the fuck is my karma
There's your "fucking" karma sir thank for kindly if you ever need hmu if i got it ill loan it
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how we doing today peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ACE
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I know a few girls doing drugs, who are hot as hell and also horny as fuck.
Lol, I thought ç this the other day, ironically when I was going to the toilet, for some reason. Actually, I thought ç this a few times since that comment, and now I can't stop thinking about SR members and if it would be possible to please have an orgy if we could manage to get round to organising it. :P If you hadn't have said anything, I wouldn't be having these thoughts.... ???
What does "ç" mean? Well, unfortunately I think LE & society won't let us have fun, unless they stop bitching about it.
By the way, you're welcome, I'm here to please :)
Well, let's say German girls are "special".
.... of course they are lol. I like European's attitude to sex.... so open-minded, so healthy, such an incredible turn-on. There must be something in the coffee they drink.... ::) But GTA has too many issues, it's an okay game, I would say it's in the top 1000 games of this decade. Certainly not the first though, dear God almighty. Try Manhunt (banned), or Saints Row II, both by the same developers. (Manhunt's better.) Games waste a lot of time though, they're high-maintenance and they don't even ❤ you back.... girls, gym and job a better investment. :)
Hell yeah, Manhunt was okay, I don't get it why it's got banned, it's just a game, nowadays people are so fucking serious about fuck knows what, for instance Jack Thompson, haha.
Games are not a waste of time (well, it depends what someone plays and for how long), it's entertainment, neither more nor less.
I don't think it's the coffee, because Starbucks IS NOT coffee and it sucks (I don't understand the youth, spending time at Starbucks while drinking such a piss), maybe it's because of a somehow different lifestyle, e.g. giving a fuck about religion etc.
...it was a little bit too spicy...
Try some bread.... :)
I did :)
I've also drunk lots of water, beer etc. and then everything was fine.
PS: Jesus fucking Christ, how the fuck do you manage to write easily such "big" posts? I've spent hours to figure out how to quote correctly, now I'm tired, haha :)
Just write on autopilot.... you quickly learn to quickly type. And don't forget I quote a lot.... I don't write ALL this shit. NQA (NoQuestionsAsked) writes just as much as I do.... he speaks German as well, MUCH better than my pathetic attempts at ordering coffe and trying to pick ↑ the coffe girl ::) .....
(Ich würde eine Tasse Kaffee mit Milch und vier Zucker, ein Stück Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, eine Tomate und Käse-Sandwich und eine Flasche Wasser mit Kohlensäure mögen. Oder ein Bier.
Sonst noch was?
Ja. Die Kellnerin!)
Hopefully grammar acceptable ??? There have been some variations in syntax and even spelling (wtf! :o) with the above, so if any of it is wrong it is their fault not mine as I can only learn what I'm given. ???
RE you learning to quote.....Lol, that's a start! :D Once you can do one quote, you can do 10. Truth be told, I haven't figured out how to use the quote thing.... I think it's a bug. Can't seem to do multiple quotes off the same page.... I think it's a bug. (Not my fault It's a SMF issue. Realise that unlike Razorspyne they are not perfect, and be understanding..... not their fault they went to community college..... that's all they could get into with their low scores. :) ) ....btw, if you started ↑ a service, say a ฿ service on SR, would you sell O/S (overseas) or restrict it to your country? I really do like the idea of an SR ↔ SR ฿ ▒ ► acc./ service for not only convenience, greater access in third world countries like Australia, but complete anonymity SR ↔ SR start to finish, with absolutely no outside interference. As people have said ad noisem, "buying ฿ is totally legal, buying ฿ is totally legal!!" and I have replied ad noisem, "it doesn't fucking matter, it doesn't fucking matter!!" God it frustrates me that so many people think like this and not outside of the box. It's a security issue, or can be, depending on your situation. And my situation is that, yes, it's an issue. As you may have noticed, I like closing holes, and a SR ↔ SR ฿ ▒ ► acc./ service is an ideal way to do that.
Bit quiet on this thread lately.... I'll come back next week. :)
btw, in the spirit of this thread, has anyone on this thread ever had a dream of someone on SR? ::) Jus' curious.... :)
Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty.
Haha, Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte (Black Forest cake, lol) is so fucking delicious, it's my favorite cake and I really recommend it!
BUT don't visit a bakery with a girl, because it's so delicious that you'd probably have a fight over it with her :)
"Würde" is conditional, just say "Ich möchte..." = "I'd like...", "mögen" is not needed in this phrase.
"Vier Würfel (dice) Zucker" otherwise the waitress could give you a kilo of sugar, haha.
"Sonst noch was?" fucking impolite waitress cunt!
Well, every waitress would understand your order, so don't worry about small mistakes ;)
I really want to establish a Silk Road exclusive BTC -> EUR, but it seems to be very hard to get the attention and interested people,
also I'd like to "crowdfund" (for explanation please feel free to check out my thread in my signature) the seller fees.
By the way, I love how you degrade Australia by calling it a Third World country, so hilarious!
Hmm, initially I'd like to focus on EU only, simply because I'm not acquainted with AUS or other customs.
If you have any (specific) questions, please feel free to send me an encrypted message :)
Best wishes,
Deutsche Bank
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Tits, & Laphroaig
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Yes, an SR orgy would be amazing. Plz count me in :)
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Yes, an SR orgy would be amazing. Plz count me in :)
Bring the MDMA and the coke.
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Yes, an SR orgy would be amazing. Plz count me in :)
Bring the MDMA and the coke.
It's always been somewhat of a dream of mine to find out who had the larger dick, me or Brucecampbell... count me in!
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Yes, an SR orgy would be amazing. Plz count me in :)
Bring the MDMA and the coke.
Sounds good to me!
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Here is what we do... I'm always trying to make money, it's basically the only thing I think about, plus sex. I'll make a latex pussy with a usb cord, and send TrashBox a latex dick with a USB cord... the software will be able to detect the interaction and replicate it on both sides! Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
I'm certain there is a market for this.
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It's always been somewhat of a dream of mine to find out who had the larger dick, me or Brucecampbell... count me in!
I, too, am curious :o
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So this is probably pretty unrelated but I just realized that cybersex would probably be a lot more fun on acid if you could avoid getting distracted by all the pretty colors...
I just don't get why they haven't invented a way for me to jump into my virtual reality suit and have sex with buxom Asian leprechauns like every red blooded male wants to do. I mean we keep making cell phones smaller, cars run on batteries now, my tv is bigger than my living room and yet good virtual sex still requires me to call Asian Massage Parlors in Ireland and simply listen to a leprechaun describe what she's willing to do to protect her pot of gold as I stare longingly at my box of Lucky Charms.
;D you guys brighten my days
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It's always been somewhat of a dream of mine to find out who had the larger dick, me or Brucecampbell... count me in!
I, too, am curious :o
I can PGP you a picture of my dick, if you want to see who the clear favorite is!
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It's always been somewhat of a dream of mine to find out who had the larger dick, me or Brucecampbell... count me in!
I've always been proud of having a smaller package... it doesn't scare the girls away. They look at my dangle and figure "Well, that's not a big deal... maybe just this once."
My favorite line when in bed with a girl whose on the fence is to say "Look, I don't want to fuck you, I just want to see if it fits in there all right?"
So yeah, big cocks are probably pretty nice but I'm all about the stealth penis... enough to feel but not enough to fear!
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It's always been somewhat of a dream of mine to find out who had the larger dick, me or Brucecampbell... count me in!
I, too, am curious :o
I can PGP you a picture of my dick, if you want to see who the clear favorite is!
Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... Okay.
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sorry, I tried my best, message was too big to be encrypted.
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Lol-lah people, was hiding on other threads, forgot to come back (also, wasn't in mood). I like the fact people are inching towards their SR sex org fantasies.... need ≥ details! :P And SR orgy dreams too! I had a weird dream last night but unfortunately they weren't from Silk Road..... the kissing and fondling meant nothing to me! :( Wasn't exactly a nightmare though, so I'll give it a 5/10. :)
What does "ç" mean?
about (cedilla for çirca). TY for correcting my German. :P Truth be told I usually say Ich möchte or if feeling picky, Ich mögen, but thought more "correct" to say Würde..... ::) IDK why I got the sugar thing wrong though :o a bit stupid of me to forget the measurement. :'(
Lol, why is the waitress a "fucking impolite cunt" for asking me if I wanted anything else to eat lol? ??? ::) I literally plotzed at that comment! :D (lost the plot with laughter). CHING!! :P I tried to explain it to someone but they didn't understand, just didn't appreciate it. (And I thought it was Sonst noch etwas not Sonst noch was in everyday language but hey who gives a shit 8) ) pmsl! :P And it looks like you can do the multiple quote thing, bravo.
Not familiar with EU way of doing things RE ฿.... easier to read your thread and ask questions there so did. I'm not much help, not in EU at moment so can't advise. :-\ I think the only thing AU has that EU doesn't is cheaper guns, but they're still expensive. And don't bother trying to buy grenades either, how can anyone afford those prices? That's just ridiculous pricing. Even a hooker doesn't cost that much for 3 whole hours (so I've heard). :-\
Really tired so I'm popping off in 30. I just tried to order hash cookies from the pizza shop tonight so that gives you an indication of how tired I am. :-\ Lol-lah.
Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty.
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Holy phuc on a pogo stick I forgot to do my quote things. ??? I'll come back in 30. ???
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....Try Manhunt (banned), or Saints Row II, both by the same developers. (Manhunt's better.) Games waste a lot of time though, they're high-maintenance and they don't even ❤ you back.... girls, gym and job a better investment. :)
Hell yeah, Manhunt was okay, I don't get it why it's got banned, it's just a game, nowadays people are so fucking serious about fuck knows what, for instance Jack Thompson, haha.
Games are not a waste of time (well, it depends what someone plays and for how long), it's entertainment, neither more nor less.
Short story or shorter story? Some kid who went on a school killing spree was found to have Manhunt in his collection of games and some fucktards decided to ban it in US. b/c Australia doesn't have many people, our politicians tend to copy the US in a lot of things as it is always the wee little feller in the playground who gets picked on if he doesn't have bigger friends. :-X As soon as it was banned in US, it was banned in AU. I don't understand why they didn't ban food, b/c this kid had to eat some time, and by that logic if we also eat food we will kill. I also don't understand why they didn't ban going to schools, as it can be proved this kid went to school. I also don't understand why they didn't ban the world, too, b/c he would have had to have lived on this planet for some time growing ↑. It doesn't make sense Deutsche Bank :-\
(Also, I didn't mind Gears of War 1 and 2 (although 3 was a diarrhea affair :o ) NFS Underground, Undercover and Hot Pursuit [v. 2010] not bad. Apart from that I don't really play games any ≥. Too time-greedy. And they don't put out. And don't even THINK of playing Rainbow Six Vegas. Nearly sent them a letter telling them it took too long to get to each checkpoint. No one can excuse that kind of shit. b/c of the way games are designed, they take ↑ far too much time to stuff ç with.:'( )
Not sure what Jack Thompson did ??? but I unfortunately Starbucks pretty much shut its doors in AU ??? ç 3 years ago. Pretty stupid move when AU coffee consumption was accelerating and average coffee prices climbed that year. Oh well, sucks to be them :P They missed out. I can never think of Starbucks without thinking of the first coffee I got there, or ≥ importantly the girl who served it, even though it was a while ago :-\ (1944) We still have Gloria Jeans (unsure of spelling :'( ) but they ask for your first name to order, which is both unnecessary and feels like they are having anal with you, which I don't like when I'm trying to drink a coffee. :-\
SHIT!! I have to eat some ≥ cake (the hash cookies lol ::)) so gotta run run run.
I'm running out of quotes so I'm going to look for more (besides I'm busy >:( ); in the meantime.....
Quote of the hour
I love rainbows, in fact, i once chased a rainbow thinking that i could both get to the end of it and of course, find the Lucky Charms leprachaun and make the motherfucker give me that delicious cereally goodness
Quote of the next hour
I thought that this might be a good topic to discuss.
Coke used to make me exceptionally charged, but quite flacid. Couldn't stand it getting really horny and nothing could be done about it. I used to have intense fantasies watching lesbian porn. Couldn't stand seeing a penis on the screen. Or compilation cumshot videos at times too. It really depends.
Anyone else?
Quote of the following next hour
As far as our latest packaging, we continue to get smaller and flatter. We continue to vary the materials, colors, labeling methods, and also the post offices from which we ship. We also have stealth-beyond-stealth that is only on special request. I can't discuss that here. Let's just say there are numerous distractions in the event that customs opens the parcel. OK, I will reveal one of the many hundreds of decoys. There are 5x7 glossies of Julia Gillard shaving her pussy.
OK, Australia, let's try this again. Remember if you place an order also send me a PM and give me some info on your stats or lack thereof, and let me know if you have any pics of Julia Gillard being double penetrated by black men.
Note: Princess isn't here to tell me what's right and wrong so sorry if my standards have slipped a little. ??? (Lol, I edited the above and STILL sleazy..... ???)
Maybe NOT a quote of the day:
Natursekt (short NS) - Watersports
what the fuck are water sports?? lol
Lol, are you serious? ??? It's skiing!! :D ......sometimes ::)
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Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
I'm certain there is a market for this.
You may find this useful/interesting.
http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx (http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx) Internet-enabled dildos for men and women -- HighHoy
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What does "ç" mean?
about (cedilla for çirca). TY for correcting my German. :P Truth be told I usually say Ich möchte or if feeling picky, Ich mögen, but thought more "correct" to say Würde..... ::) IDK why I got the sugar thing wrong though :o a bit stupid of me to forget the measurement. :'(
Lol, why is the waitress a "fucking impolite cunt" for asking me if I wanted anything else to eat lol? ??? ::) I literally plotzed at that comment! :D (lost the plot with laughter). CHING!! :P I tried to explain it to someone but they didn't understand, just didn't appreciate it. (And I thought it was Sonst noch etwas not Sonst noch was in everyday language but hey who gives a shit 8) ) pmsl! :P And it looks like you can do the multiple quote thing, bravo.
Not familiar with EU way of doing things RE ฿.... easier to read your thread and ask questions there so did. I'm not much help, not in EU at moment so can't advise. :-\ I think the only thing AU has that EU doesn't is cheaper guns, but they're still expensive. And don't bother trying to buy grenades either, how can anyone afford those prices? That's just ridiculous pricing. Even a hooker doesn't cost that much for 3 whole hours (so I've heard). :-\
Really tired so I'm popping off in 30. I just tried to order hash cookies from the pizza shop tonight so that gives you an indication of how tired I am. :-\ Lol-lah.
Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty.
You're welcome, you don't have to thank me ;)
Well, saying "Sonst noch was?" is in fact very impolite, therefore she's a fucking impolite cunt :D
"Darf es noch etwas sein?" would be a polite question a waitress could ask.
Haha, I don't know the grenade prices, because I'm not into guns etc ;) (I'll answer your post in a few moments).
....Try Manhunt (banned), or Saints Row II, both by the same developers. (Manhunt's better.) Games waste a lot of time though, they're high-maintenance and they don't even ❤ you back.... girls, gym and job a better investment. :)
Hell yeah, Manhunt was okay, I don't get it why it's got banned, it's just a game, nowadays people are so fucking serious about fuck knows what, for instance Jack Thompson, haha.
Games are not a waste of time (well, it depends what someone plays and for how long), it's entertainment, neither more nor less.
Short story or shorter story? Some kid who went on a school killing spree was found to have Manhunt in his collection of games and some fucktards decided to ban it in US. b/c Australia doesn't have many people, our politicians tend to copy the US in a lot of things as it is always the wee little feller in the playground who gets picked on if he doesn't have bigger friends. :-X As soon as it was banned in US, it was banned in AU. I don't understand why they didn't ban food, b/c this kid had to eat some time, and by that logic if we also eat food we will kill. I also don't understand why they didn't ban going to schools, as it can be proved this kid went to school. I also don't understand why they didn't ban the world, too, b/c he would have had to have lived on this planet for some time growing ↑. It doesn't make sense Deutsche Bank :-\
(Also, I didn't mind Gears of War 1 and 2 (although 3 was a diarrhea affair :o ) NFS Underground, Undercover and Hot Pursuit [v. 2010] not bad. Apart from that I don't really play games any ≥. Too time-greedy. And they don't put out. And don't even THINK of playing Rainbow Six Vegas. Nearly sent them a letter telling them it took too long to get to each checkpoint. No one can excuse that kind of shit. b/c of the way games are designed, they take ↑ far too much time to stuff ç with.:'( )
Not sure what Jack Thompson did ??? but I unfortunately Starbucks pretty much shut its doors in AU ??? ç 3 years ago. Pretty stupid move when AU coffee consumption was accelerating and average coffee prices climbed that year. Oh well, sucks to be them :P They missed out. I can never think of Starbucks without thinking of the first coffee I got there, or ≥ importantly the girl who served it, even though it was a while ago :-\ (1944) We still have Gloria Jeans (unsure of spelling :'( ) but they ask for your first name to order, which is both unnecessary and feels like they are having anal with you, which I don't like when I'm trying to drink a coffee. :-\
SHIT!! I have to eat some ≥ cake (the hash cookies lol ::)) so gotta run run run.
I'm running out of quotes so I'm going to look for more (besides I'm busy >:( ); in the meantime.....
Well, same things did happen here, some dumb kid shot other kids and a bunch of fucking retards tried to forbid video games etc.
In my opinion, lobbyists / politicans should be targeted, instead of innocent kids. I totally get your point ;)
NFS Underground 2 was a really nice racing game :)
GoW would have been nice, if I had an Xbox.
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Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
I'm certain there is a market for this.
You may find this useful/interesting.
http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx (http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx) Internet-enabled dildos for men and women -- HighHoy
Hahahaha! ^^^^^^PROOF^^^^^ :)
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Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
I'm certain there is a market for this.
You may find this useful/interesting.
http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx (http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx) Internet-enabled dildos for men and women -- HighHoy
Hahahaha! ^^^^^^PROOF^^^^^ :)
Holy hell....not sure whether I am more disturbed or intrigued by that.
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Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
I'm certain there is a market for this.
Only one way to find out, would you care to join me?
You may find this useful/interesting.
http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx (http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx) Internet-enabled dildos for men and women -- HighHoy
Hahahaha! ^^^^^^PROOF^^^^^ :)
Holy hell....not sure whether I am more disturbed or intrigued by that.
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Despite trashbox getting the best sex of her life, I'll still be kicking back royalties for having made this dream a reality with me, and we will both be rich!
I'm certain there is a market for this.
http://highjoy.com/TenReasons.aspx
Hahahaha! ^^^^^^PROOF^^^^^ :)
Holy hell....not sure whether I am more disturbed or intrigued by that.
I wonder if it would be possible to design a "Vibe Server" over tor using open source protocols?
Consider this. You would take standard egg-shaped bullet vibes, and connect them to a DIY USB interface, and you connect over Tor to a modified Jabber server using free and open source client software. You connect to a vibrator session using an extended but well-documented Jingle protocol that makes use of Tor Hidden Services similar to Torchat, and can thereby send literal "positive vibes" to people over the Internet via Tor.
That sounds like a really fun project, actually.
I could do it all in Python.
Github does not seem to block tor exit nodes, so we could register an account on Github, and begin a FOSS repository there.
Anyone interested in assisting me with this?
If clearnet Github is unsatisfactory, give me a few months, and I'll host my own gitweb server (similar to Gitorious) over Tor, which makes it 100% Darknet.
Anyone interested?
I could set up a chain of deals with known and trusted vendors to sell plenty of egg-shaped bullet vibes and pre-constructed USB interfaces for them.
Anyone interested in this?
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I'm currently working on a Tor based webcam service for my next set of listings on SR... with that being said if there are any women out there who are looking for an opportunity to make some extra bitcoins from home, send me a PM for an application.
UPDATE: That's just comedy, and I assumed would come across in this thread.
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I'm currently working on a Tor based webcam service for my next set of listings on SR... with that being said if there are any women out there who are looking for an opportunity to make some extra bitcoins from home, send me a PM for an application.
UPDATE: That's just comedy, and I assumed would come across in this thread.
Oh. I'll quit filling out the application then.
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I'm currently working on a Tor based webcam service for my next set of listings on SR... with that being said if there are any women out there who are looking for an opportunity to make some extra bitcoins from home, send me a PM for an application.
UPDATE: That's just comedy, and I assumed would come across in this thread.
On a serious note, webcams would be very dangerous to use in an anonymous setting.
At least with vibrating dildos, it would be difficult to fingerprint patterns of pulsations in a silicon toy in a court of law.
I mean, imagine attempting to prove that a certain patterns of pulsations with a dildo belonged to a particular individual at a specific time and date.
It's hilarious.
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I'm currently working on a Tor based webcam service for my next set of listings on SR... with that being said if there are any women out there who are looking for an opportunity to make some extra bitcoins from home, send me a PM for an application.
UPDATE: That's just comedy, and I assumed would come across in this thread.
On a serious note, webcams would be very dangerous to use in an anonymous setting.
At least with vibrating dildos, it would be difficult to fingerprint patterns of pulsations in a silicon toy in a court of law.
I mean, imagine attempting to prove that a certain patterns of pulsations with a dildo belonged to a particular individual at a specific time and date.
It's hilarious.
My dick is more unique than my fingertips, I'd be going straight to jail if I got caught being a SR camwhore.
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On a serious note, webcams would be very dangerous to use in an anonymous setting.
At least with vibrating dildos, it would be difficult to fingerprint patterns of pulsations in a silicon toy in a court of law.
I mean, imagine attempting to prove that a certain patterns of pulsations with a dildo belonged to a particular individual at a specific time and date.
It's hilarious.
My dick is more unique than my fingertips, I'd be going straight to jail if I got caught being a SR camwhore.
PFFFFT.
Purple Lotus and his Purple Penis.
Easily Identified.
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I know this isn't the right thread, but I fucking love scotch. Also, I did get laid tonight. So there's that.
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I know this isn't the right thread, but I fucking love scotch. Also, I did get laid tonight. So there's that.
I LOL'd
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I know this isn't the right thread, but I fucking love scotch. Also, I did get laid tonight. So there's that.
Nah. This is the perfect thread for "laid" talk. And yar. Obviously coke is better than MJ, but MJ is funky and better than nothing. (Try with orange juice.)
Okay. Miss PM is not here and now Hardcore Muffin isn’t either, so I am allowed to have my period a week early and hold off on the flirty shit for today. Leave that for 2moz. (Yeah I’ll be back sluttier than ever 2moz but right now I’m sweepy) Just wanted to come back and say hi. And bye. (I’m eating chocolate fudge but there's no hash in it. Dickhead cook had a slight "ethical" issue with it.) Anyway, I’ll come back later perhaps, but I just wanted to leave a quote for reflection. If my acc./ gets shafted [edit.] to “tone it down” I’m not sure I will be amused by it, and I’m sure that you’ll understand why…. Raz is, after all, one of the fluffiest bunnies on Silk Road lol-lah…… more likely to flirt than be a problem. If SS could write what he did and be fine, then I guess I might be, who knows…. It’s not like I’ve said anything, god, if Raz intimidates you then I feel sorry for you sweetie, I truly do.
Anyway. For the subscribers to this thread hope you are having a great sexy day. Kitkat I was joking about the lesbian thing, it’s just that I read some of your posts and thought, yeah okay, that’s cool, not a fan of men sometimes lol, neither am I sometimes lol, and then I thought Raz you dick she was dicking around can’t you take a joke and I thought, shut up dickhead I know that. Anyway, hope that clears it ↑. As in, yeah sometimes I dick ç² on this thread and say things I wouldn’t on other threads. I can’t even remember the posts, I think it was page 12 or something of this thread. Anyway…… so tired, so sweeepy….. God the things you write when you are yawning your bunny ass off.
Yeah. I need more sleep, I’m a bit tired today. Anyway…. let’s do the quote thing and I’m off…. (Lol where the phuc did Miss PM, PM90 and Lim piss off to.... the shy ones have left.)
Quote of the day
I have no choice of soda at all today it seems. :(
[TY for sharing that lol.....] ( ↑....yar, another shy one.... ↑ ::) )
Quote of the night
Quote from: Dread Pirate Roberts
" Granted I play a unique role, but part of that role is continually earning the trust of the community to make the right choices going forward, and to serve each of you as best I can"
[……..perhaps we should think about that quote hard for a second and see if the penny drops……]
Quote for later in the night
Well if you haven't, don't. It sucks more balls than 15 Thai waitresses in a Bangkok titty-bar during holiday season.
Also if Tom Cruise fell over and hit his nose it would clearly crunch like a Jacobs Cracker that's drier than a bastard in the Sahara.
Quote of the week
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=93492.msg661484#msg661484
[auto-drill SpeedCrunch « Reply #83 on: December 15, 2012, 06:27 am __ Discussion » Silk Road discussion »What happened with the MODS? (locked thread)]
Quote of the month
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=93492.msg660198#msg660198
[auto-drill SelfSovereignty « Reply #3 on: December 14, 2012, 01:53 pm __ Discussion » Silk Road discussion »What happened with the MODS? (locked thread)]
*note: both links scroll to relevant section of page and not top of page for a reason*
[Edit. Deutsche Bank, hope you get that xbox. I’ve not played mine for ages, the entertainment you get from xbox doesn’tcompare to the entertainment you get on Silk Road, lol….. this is way more……….. amusing………….. than xbox lol. Anytime I am wanting a laugh I just log in to SR forums lol……… and then I laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh…….. ]
[Edit. TY for you guys on his thread making me plotz. I love the frankness on this thread (mainly). Keep up the stories and jokes and so forth, I love reading them. And the SR orgy talk is good, how this has not already occurred is a mystery and quite frankly puzzling. I think we should give out a location on Main for where everyone on Silk Road can come together for a huge sex fest and say, if you are a cop you are not invited, and hope they have the manners to stay the phuc away lol. Oh well….. we can dream…..]
[Edit. If any mod or admin has......feelings.....with this post, remember it is possible to edit, not delete entirely or lock the whole thread. (Why the phuc that'd even go through your mind.....even if quotes are a little.....uncomfortable?) You don’t even need my permission, just edit yourself. In fact I would prefer that to asking me to modify (but hands off my quotes). If you have something to say, say it. This includes you scout. If someone doesn’t say what they mean they can’t get nose out of joint over a quote or two that they feel is a bit 'tricky' to handle. The above is inoffensive and uncontentious, if it is seen as problematic I would find that amazing, I did my best to play it safe, what more can I do lol]
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I know this isn't the right thread, but I fucking love scotch. Also, I did get laid tonight. So there's that.
Lucky....i haven't been laid in a very, very long time. :P
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I love scotch. Scotch, scotch, scotch. Down into my tummy.
Also, I got laid last night under a disco light. Twas a good night :)
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* Lol, Raz pushes the Iggy* Awwww...... ::)
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top of the morning to you all. I was wandering, does anyone else have a third nut?
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So the weirdest sexual thing that's happened with me lately is I keep having it with my girlfriend.
Normally we are sex camels... we love each other and all but the actual sex doesn't normally happen all that often.
Ever since we started doing drugs together we talk all the time, say nice things about each other and then end up shagging like mad for weeks after the high is gone.
The other day I was watching a little porn, getting myself off as usual... and all of the sudden I started thinking about my girlfriend.
I mean I've lived my whole life hearing drugs are bad and all but I never really believed it until that moment. My girlfriend has become my sexual fantasy. I eat her out for hours on end. I do the dishes for her so she can just come home and relax after working all day. She comes in when I'm working and I stop what I'm doing and look at her with loving appreciation.
I think no one really appreciates that if we take these drugs and have our good times that there are going to be consequences but I am living proof. So next time you are sitting around with a pill to pop or a line to snort you really should ask yourself "Do I want to risk being more open and happy with the person I am going to share this experience with? Do I want to find myself liking someone more just because of the fact that our shared drug use allows us to explore new and fascinating aspects of each other that might lead to increased bonding?"
Sure, drugs sound like a lot of fun at first but eventually you have to start dealing with the consequences...
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Diamond omg. I feel The same way. I'm so glad you found your gf :)
An additional benefit of drug use, in my case, is weightloss. I quit drinking. alcohol=caloriesssss. Thanks to drugs I'm 3lbs away from having my 18yo body back... It's been very good for my sex life.
Ps: I love you
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Diamond omg. I feel The same way. I'm so glad you found your gf :)
An additional benefit of drug use, in my case, is weightloss. I quit drinking. alcohol=caloriesssss. Thanks to drugs I'm 3lbs away from having my 18yo body back... It's been very good for my sex life.
Ps: I love you
Yeah the whole anti-drug thing is just silly. Me and my girlfriend were great before drugs and I just love the fact that now that we get to trip from time to time it seems to make us even better. Those long nights lost on E are just a blast for us. If anyone else saw us they would think we are just retarded but being able to spend hours lost in love with someone you adore is worth any cost of admission for me.
The weight loss thing is awesome. I'm a big guy but I've dropped like 15 pounds or so since we started. Plus now that I'm all insane in love with my girlfriend I sort of feel motivated to eat healthier and get a little fitter. I really can't imagine any doctor prescribed treatment for depression / getting older could beat just spending a few hours a month on drugs with someone you worship.
Glad I'm not alone on the drugs are good for couples thing. Seems so odd that over the course of a few months and a few trips I'm been able to tap into even more feelings for a girl I was already heads over heels for.
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MDMA is the best couples drug ever, especially when blended with sildenafil.
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Hello my friends sorry it's taken so long, I'm away the place where I am promised secure broadband but when I arrived they haven't got it (damn lying travel agents!) hence my absence, just found a secure connection now! Hope everyone is happy and well, I'll be back next week, looking forward to catching up then. I miss you guys and girls, I'm sending a big hug out to all of you :)
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On a serious note, webcams would be very dangerous to use in an anonymous setting.
At least with vibrating dildos, it would be difficult to fingerprint patterns of pulsations in a silicon toy in a court of law.
I mean, imagine attempting to prove that a certain patterns of pulsations with a dildo belonged to a particular individual at a specific time and date.
It's hilarious.
My dick is more unique than my fingertips, I'd be going straight to jail if I got caught being a SR camwhore.
PFFFFT.
Purple Lotus and his Purple Penis.
Easily Identified.
If they come home, and find that their girl has purple stains on her outfit, then you already know what the deal is my dude! *HIGH-FIVE*
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Why is this such a popular thread?
You can have sex with me if you like
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I guess it is so popular because there are so many folks waiting anxiously for their drugs so the best way to kill time is either by going to work, playing video games, or having sexual fantasies about people you never even saw.
AWWW!! just busted a nut
but don't get too horny most of these so called females are actually fat hairy dudes who wear strap ons. Send me a PM if you want to know how I know this
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Princessssssss! You mustn't ever leave us again.
Purple penis :)
Jedi- this thread is popular bc it's about sex. I think you mean JediKnun
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Princessssssss! You mustn't ever leave us again.
Purple penis :)
Jedi- this thread is popular bc it's about sex. I think you mean JediKnun
Princessssssss! You mustn't ever leave us again.
You've got to watch out for a purple penis it's a surefire sign it's ready to explode, you've got to be experienced in extinguishing the explosion otherwise there will be trouble ahead lol! Thank you for thinking of me TrashBox (I had another chance to lo gin and couldn't resist!), I miss you and this thread so much, looking forward to catching up, enjoy the rest of your week hun, speak soon :)
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I miss you guys and girls, I'm sending a big hug out to all of you :)
Yay hugs! *hugs PrincessHIGH*
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Funny thread, funny to see rule 37 in here
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Happy Hump Day, my fellow hornballs :-*
My "sex party" is this weekend! I've got MDMA, coke, ghb, and hash. 7 guys and 5 girls.
I made a wager with one of the guys... He has had a crush on my friend A for a while. She is hot and newly single. Whichever one of us kisses her 1st wins $100 :)
I'm still trying to figure out doses... It's everyone's first experience with MDMA.The girls are all tiny so I think 120m is good for them, but I'm having trouble deciding what to dose the guys... Suggestions?
Also, can you smoke hash out of a hookah? I got some spearmint molasses to smoke while on the Molly. Should I mix hash in?
I wish I could post pictures :( I'm putting so much effort into this and I want to share!
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Happy Hump Day, my fellow hornballs :-*
My "sex party" is this weekend! I've got MDMA, coke, ghb, and hash. 7 guys and 5 girls.
I made a wager with one of the guys... He has had a crush on my friend A for a while. She is hot and newly single. Whichever one of us kisses her 1st wins $100 :)
I'm still trying to figure out doses... It's everyone's first experience with MDMA.The girls are all tiny so I think 120m is good for them, but I'm having trouble deciding what to dose the guys... Suggestions?
Also, can you smoke hash out of a hookah? I got some spearmint molasses to smoke while on the Molly. Should I mix hash in?
I wish I could post pictures :( I'm putting so much effort into this and I want to share!
120mg might even be a little much for a small person's first time. 1.5mg per kg of body weight is generally a good idea and should not be exceeded for a first experience IMO.
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I guess it is so popular because there are so many folks waiting anxiously for their drugs so the best way to kill time is either by going to work, playing video games, or having sexual fantasies about people you never even saw.
AWWW!! just busted a nut
but don't get too horny most of these so called females are actually fat hairy dudes who wear strap ons. Send me a PM if you want to know how I know this
Don't tease us! We ALL want to KNOW! :o
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sex?!?
with me?!?
no no no no!! bad idea.. someone either loses a finger or a toe, gets an eye poked out, or loses a tooth.. something always comes up missing, and either the fire dept, police, or ambulance is guaranteed to arrive at some point!! plus, i'm still taking pills to get rid of something i got from the last time we thought this was a good idea!!
i'll be the bigger random anonomous online personality and say 'let's not'..
fine.. you twisted my third arm!!
grab some duct tape, super glue, shrooms, a handful of coke, a fistful of vasoline and let's get this party started!!
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sex?!?
with me?!?
no no no no!! bad idea.. someone either loses a finger or a toe, gets an eye poked out, or loses a tooth.. something always comes up missing, and either the fire dept, police, or ambulance is guaranteed to arrive at some point!! plus, i'm still taking pills to get rid of something i got from the last time we thought this was a good idea!!
i'll be the bigger random anonomous online personality and say 'let's not'..
fine.. you twisted my third arm!!
grab some duct tape, super glue, shrooms, a handful of coke, a fistful of vasoline and let's get this party started!!
LMFAO
Don't forget the hydrochloric acid to dispose of the DNA evidence.
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lol i just shot a load on your face!! ahh
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Don't tease us! We ALL want to KNOW! :o
What a bunch of hornballs.
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Trashbox,
You give great thread.
+1
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Ahhhhhh cute
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All right TrashBox, here's my official guide to drugging friends:
1. Tell everyone that they are going to love the drug.
2. Let everyone know that sometimes on the come up or down people can get a little nauseous and that's okay. After a quick purge life will be fine.
3. Let everyone know that sometimes on the come up or down people can get a little sweaty and that's okay. This normally comes right before the nauseous and having a cool room / spot helps a lot.
4. Try to encourage everyone to skip dinner if they can and dose at the same time. Part of the fun with E is having everyone in the same place at the same time and an empty stomach helps.
5. I wouldn't worry too much about varying the dose by weight / sex. I know it's counter intuitive but it's been my experience that most people roll pretty good the first time off 120-150mg regardless of size.
6. If the space accommodates it, have a room with some music and a quiet room. Some people love music when high and for others it can be a little overwhelming.
7. Figure out a bump strategy in advance. Almost every issue people have with MDMA comes from badly planed bumps. The general rule is 50% dose at one hour in. My girlfriend and I often do full redose at about 1.5 - 2 hours. YMMV.
8. Weed is great but I would avoid it during the roll and just use some for the come down. MDMA is a beautiful drug and if it's their first time you should just let them roll pure and clean. This means keep the booze hidden too until later at least!
9. The more toys the better. I love those little spider head massagers on E. Vic's is pretty awesome. Lotion as mentioned before. Bath time is especially nice too but it's gonna be hard to get people out once they get in.
10. Not to be a total downer but if at all possible it would be nice if there was one person at the party that could stay sober and mostly out of the way. Giving a bunch of friends drugs is awesome fun but people are stupid on drugs and if anyone has any problems it's nice to have a lifeline to get a little help. Never been an issue, probably never will be, but you know where I'm coming from.
Other than that have fun. I saw you asked about lithium in another thread which is important. I ALWAYS make sure no one is on SSRI's too which is a bitch because people don't like to admit to them. The good news is the anti-depresent folks won't die or anything, they just won't roll very hard if at all.
Make sure to let us know how it goes. We're going to need all the details since we are living vicariously through you!
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Why is this thread so popular????
It's a srange phenomenon.
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Why is this thread so popular????
It's a srange phenomenon.
Because it's a sex thread on a drug forum. The only thing that would be better is if we incorporated Rock & Roll... thus providing the trifecta of coolness.
So towards that end... Floyd, Zeppelin, Ozzy, Rush.... they go great with sex and drugs.
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Why is this thread so popular????
It's a srange phenomenon.
Internet + Drugs = horny?
Boredom?
or maybe just the hot/crazy scale?
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Trashbox,
You give great thread.
+1
LOL +1 for the play on words 8)
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Diamond, you always make me so happy :-*
I will take all your points into consideration and let you know all about it on Monday :) I do have one friend who is on the fence about trying it. I think he is self conscious and won't try it bc he is afraid of sharing too many feelings around all of his buddies. He's done a fuck ton of other drugs so I want him to try it... I keep telling him it will change his life. He keeps asking me what happened to my live and let live philosophy. So odds are there will be a sober dude at my party ::)
I plan on a ceremonial toast so everyone rolls together GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO EXCITED!!!!!!!
And, yes, my girlfriend on lithium is opting out.
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We're here for you. I have girlfriend that I really want to have come over and drop E with my girl and I but she is totally scared of the stuff. The war on drugs is already stupid enough but when it starts getting in the way of my drug induced threesomes it really aggravates me!
I think anyone who could live one minute on a roll would immediately sign up for the other couple of hours but talking them into it can be a pain with all the crap they have heard. Maybe just take him aside, look him in the eyes and say "If you don't do this everyone is going to think you are really, really gay." Peer pressure and drugs have a long relationship with each other.
Oh, totally forgot the one other thing for the party roll, get some Magnesium Chelate if you can. I never get the clenchies but my girl gets them like mad when we drop. The regular magnesium sucks but for some reason the magnesium chelate takes the jaw tension down by a huge factor. I had to go to the Vitamin Shoppe to get some, GNC and WalGreens just had magnesium oxide which wasn't great. Like $6 bucks for a bottle and might keep a few people from loving life while they eat their face off.
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Make sure to let us know how it goes. We're going to need all the details since we are living vicariously through you!
Good luck.
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Hi all!
The party was an absolute success. I'll share more details tomorrow when I feel less out of it.
I will say it didn't get too sexy (sorry) but next time it will bc now I know who is down and who is not :)
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Well, DrGonzo, actually :-[ It started a few days ago when I began researching him in order to buy btc. I read through some of his posts and came across his (sexy) haiku and now there are moments where I find myself imagining he has this 10 inch cock and I'm riding him reverse-cowgirl over a sea of bitcoins...
Anyway, maybe it's residual effects from the molly I took this weekend or the anonymity factor and knowing I'll never meet him in real life but, I'm curious, has anyone else had thoughts like this?
Ah, Trashbox. You must be heaven-sent to cast some light in this sea of repressed adolescence i note on this thread - and i havenet even left the first page!
In order to better serve this answer, i went to SR to see for myself this sexy haiku but could find little on the good doctor. Perhaps a link to the erotic trigger might help juice up this discussion, but I shall try to throw out some nouns and syllables and shit and see if some sticks. In a reverse cowgirl so all the BTC in the world is before your eyes as you get fucked... Now here it gets fork-in-the-roadish:
Is it getting fucked with you a whimpering.. "Oh, we really shouldn't... you're not going to really do that to me, are you, doctor? You whimper about how it's too big, and it ill never fit... but he spanks you again and again, and the shame of it is youre getting wetter.... and what of your husband? He's right there watching!!!
or is it more, I am pussy-empowered. It feels great, and this sex is improving my world in various ways, and thus the BTC I am aware of represents more than money, it is all the chemicals in the SR world; potentially all of life's excitement and experiences...
Trashbox, does this resonate in ANY way?
cj
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Why is this thread so popular????
It's a srange phenomenon.
Internet + Drugs = horny?
Boredom?
or maybe just the hot/crazy scale?
Internet people + Drugs = Spontaneous Sex
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My balls and lower shaft are burning like the bejeezus. I think I should have washed my hands after cutting up a half dozen serrano Chiles. Does anyone know how I can remedy quickly.
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CJ, it reasonates in all the right places... My favorite part: you whimper that it's too big and get spanked until you're wet :-X
My parrrrty :)
It turned out to be 3 females and 6 males. About 30 minutes in everyone started to feel it so I quickly changed the music, turned on the disco light and cleared off the countertop for dancing :)
We probably did that for about an hour then the girls decided they wanted to "play dress-up". So the three of us dipped into my Vegas dress stash and piled on the make-up and jewelry. We marched back into the party and the guys were so excited. I thought it was hilarious how in awe they were of us. One guy kept telling me " this is the best party I have ever been to. You arw Aphrodite". I thought that was the best compliment ever and briefly considered a career in mdma-fueled couples counseling (I know, not a super original thought) anyway... The boys were so enthralled that they allowed us to dress them!! They squeezed into some of my lingerie and skankiest clothes. It was hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Next we redosed. I had only planned on a couple of us redosing since it was most everyone's first experience, but we were in a moment and wanted to prolong the magic :)
Next we (the girls) started rubbing lotion on each other's arms and talked about sitting by the hookah and making out... I swear at that exact moment the other girl started to feel nauseous and so the 3 of us retired to the bathroom for the rest of the night. We were jUst hanging and cuddling and talking and playing with eatchorher's hair, but we were in there for hours!!! Finally one of the guys came to get us... after talking to the guys about it later I realized we totally left them high and dry LOL
At that point the drugs had sorta worn off and it was late so everyone went home.
I have heard from everyone since that they can't wait for the next one :)
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CJ, it reasonates in all the right places... My favorite part: you whimper that it's too big and get spanked until you're wet :-X
My parrrrty :)
It turned out to be 3 females and 6 males. About 30 minutes in everyone started to feel it so I quickly changed the music, turned on the disco light and cleared off the countertop for dancing :)
We probably did that for about an hour then the girls decided they wanted to "play dress-up". So the three of us dipped into my Vegas dress stash and piled on the make-up and jewelry. We marched back into the party and the guys were so excited. I thought it was hilarious how in awe they were of us. One guy kept telling me " this is the best party I have ever been to. You arw Aphrodite". I thought that was the best compliment ever and briefly considered a career in mdma-fueled couples counseling (I know, not a super original thought) anyway... The boys were so enthralled that they allowed us to dress them!! They squeezed into some of my lingerie and skankiest clothes. It was hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Next we redosed. I had only planned on a couple of us redosing since it was most everyone's first experience, but we were in a moment and wanted to prolong the magic :)
Next we (the girls) started rubbing lotion on each other's arms and talked about sitting by the hookah and making out... I swear at that exact moment the other girl started to feel nauseous and so the 3 of us retired to the bathroom for the rest of the night. We were jUst hanging and cuddling and talking and playing with eatchorher's hair, but we were in there for hours!!! Finally one of the guys came to get us... after talking to the guys about it later I realized we totally left them high and dry LOL
At that point the drugs had sorta worn off and it was late so everyone went home.
I have heard from everyone since that they can't wait for the next one :)
Congrats! That nauseous thing sucks a little but the best part about E is it normally doesn't bother the person feeling it too much. It's pretty well super hard / impossible to have MDMA on hand and not want to redose to prolong the magic though. Now that you are getting them all turned on to the MDMA train though you can chat with those that had a tummy issue and see if they want to try plugging it next time. My girl gets queasy more than I do but has never gotten so on plugging. If it was mostly the girls I think it would be an easy sell.
I think you're all set for the next go around. Maybe you can make it a monthly / bimonthly thing for a while. You just always have to make sure to have more new folks come over... that shared high from people's first time is just fucking incredible.
Hopefully you got to make out with someone at least a little. I swear there really isn't much better in the world then making out on E. It's like what every kiss ever wants to be but just can't quite get to.
I'm just four days away from my Drugimoon now... I've got some MDMA, Moxy, MDA, Acid, Shrooms, GHB, Good Pot and Xanax in my supply kit. Going to try the Moxy first since it's supposed to be a little more erotic than the rest and go from there. Doubt we'll do anywhere near all of the stuff but figure we have enough to mix and match as the mood fits.
If I don't post anything after Friday just know, we went out doing what we love!
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I'm glad you guys had fun.
What's a drugimoon?
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I'm glad you guys had fun.
What's a drugimoon?
Oh, me and my girlfriend are sort of non-traditionalists so instead of getting married we are getting matching tattoos and instead of going on a honeymoon we are going out of town to stay in a nice hotel for a weekend to do just a shit load of drugs together - we dubbed it a Drugiemoon.
Hoping to enjoy some new sites and play around with a few chems we haven't spent much time with. We've been having too much fun since finding SR but most of that has been on MDMA so we decided to test some other drugs out and see how we deal. Personally I think we'll probably just end up candy-flipping since we haven't gone there yet but we have back up plans and supplies just in case we need it.
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What's a drugimoon?
Oh, me and my girlfriend are sort of non-traditionalists so instead of getting married we are getting matching tattoos and instead of going on a honeymoon we are going out of town to stay in a nice hotel for a weekend to do just a shit load of drugs together - we dubbed it a Drugiemoon.
That's awesome! Have fun!
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Hm... nausea was a problem... try reducing the MDMA to 75% and adding 5mg of 5-MeO-MiPT into the mix. Might just do the trick :D
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if you fantasize about other people on the internet that you've never met, then you are a filthy degenerate who needs to get a life
Hey joywind whats a jerkcircle ?
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Only a couple days away now Diamond :)
I actually mentioned the plugging thing to the girls late that night when were discussing the roll. They werent into it. Oh well... I do it!
The girls being nauseous wasn't the only reason it stayed pg... There was one guy that won't be invited next time. He started out the night by telling this fucked up story about how he had sex with this girl and kicked her out right afterward bc she shit the bed after he put it in her ass. The girls decided to avoid him after that. He was also giving play by plays of how he was feelIng and that got so annoying. We're all on the same stuff, shut up. He also walked in on the girls while we were changing (on purpose) and then went and bragged to the rest of the group that he saw A in a thong.
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Only a couple days away now Diamond :)
I actually mentioned the plugging thing to the girls late that night when were discussing the roll. They werent into it. Oh well... I do it!
The girls being nauseous wasn't the only reason it stayed pg... There was one guy that won't be invited next time. He started out the night by telling this fucked up story about how he had sex with this girl and kicked her out right afterward bc she shit the bed after he put it in her ass. The girls decided to avoid him after that. He was also giving play by plays of how he was feelIng and that got so annoying. We're all on the same stuff, shut up. He also walked in on the girls while we were changing (on purpose) and then went and bragged to the rest of the group that he saw A in a thong.
All that anal sex and shitting in the bed talk is simply gross.
Yuk
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Only a couple days away now Diamond :)
I actually mentioned the plugging thing to the girls late that night when were discussing the roll. They werent into it. Oh well... I do it!
The girls being nauseous wasn't the only reason it stayed pg... There was one guy that won't be invited next time. He started out the night by telling this fucked up story about how he had sex with this girl and kicked her out right afterward bc she shit the bed after he put it in her ass. The girls decided to avoid him after that. He was also giving play by plays of how he was feelIng and that got so annoying. We're all on the same stuff, shut up. He also walked in on the girls while we were changing (on purpose) and then went and bragged to the rest of the group that he saw A in a thong.
That sort of sucks having a non-awesome person there. Some people just don't get the vibe even when it's medically installed in them. My favorite part of an MDMA roll is that everyone just sort of gets everyone else. It's fun to chase with some 2CB on the tail end for the visuals because the empathy is still there but you get some crazy shit happening visually. Me and my girl were watching The Incredibles on a 2CB chaser and it's fun to share those connections where you're like "What the fuck is happening on the screen?" and we both just break up laughing.
By the way, can I just give a big shout out to Pixar for basically being in the business of creating movies that are awesome to watch while on drugs?
Maybe to mix it up next time you try it start off with the MDMA and then chase with MDA when you all are ready for a bump and see how that goes. I love the visuals on MDMA, gets me the eye wiggles like nothing else can but it is way harder on the come up so the queasy need to be careful. If you get rid of the loosers and keep the fun people you could end up being the Goddess of Parties for everyone in town!
Separate note, just tried Moxy for the first time the other night (I like to test stuff before I put it in my girlfriend, have issues with poisoning her and all), and it's a different sort of trip you might want to check out sometime for a little bedroom fun. 6-8mg gets a nice little body buzz and it's real easy to find reasons to get horny. Not to get to painfully graphic but I got off about 5 times in a couple of hours on the stuff so... yeah, it's kind of neat. It's got a bit of a stim load to it, can feel it in your chest a little, but nothing overwhelming. I know you like new adventures so just thought I'd toss it out there for you. Higher doses get visual which you might like but the low doses are like a little tickle in the crotch while staying in pretty good control of things.
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Only a couple days away now Diamond :)
I actually mentioned the plugging thing to the girls late that night when were discussing the roll. They werent into it. Oh well... I do it!
Speaking of plugging, guess what I'm planning? :D
Higher doses get visual which you might like but the low doses are like a little tickle in the crotch while staying in pretty good control of things.
This is good to know.
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Only a couple days away now Diamond :)
I actually mentioned the plugging thing to the girls late that night when were discussing the roll. They werent into it. Oh well... I do it!
Speaking of plugging, guess what I'm planning? :D
Higher doses get visual which you might like but the low doses are like a little tickle in the crotch while staying in pretty good control of things.
This is good to know.
Yeah I feel like I should have chosen the screen mane "MrPlugs" for all the talking I do about it but people probably would have just thought I was a bald guy with pubic hair stapled to my forehead. Seems weird though to be on a drug forum where people will talk about super heating a glass tube to hotrail meth into their brain but essentially taking a suppository is still taboo. The one thing I have noticed is that 90% of the people are offended by the entire concept.... until they try it and then they are like, fuck, that was easy and I'm really freaking high now.
Have fun with the Moxy. Not that it's the best way to go about doing things but the dose curve on the stuff is really sharp so you want to be careful. My scale and I still haven't come to terms with .001 measurements even though it's supposed to be great at it so I've been using a 1-3 mg scoop (think plastic spoon with a VERY tiny scoop at the end). If you are going to be feeling it out try to get to about 6mg and hang out there for at least an hour before you bump 2-4mg more. By the end of my trials I had taken in about 15mg and things had started getting a little visual but only just slightly. It makes me think my go to dose would be about 10-12mg by the time I factor in the halflife of my previous doses over the hours I played with it.
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I'm glad you guys had fun.
What's a drugimoon?
Oh, me and my girlfriend are sort of non-traditionalists so instead of getting married we are getting matching tattoos and instead of going on a honeymoon we are going out of town to stay in a nice hotel for a weekend to do just a shit load of drugs together - we dubbed it a Drugiemoon.
Hoping to enjoy some new sites and play around with a few chems we haven't spent much time with. We've been having too much fun since finding SR but most of that has been on MDMA so we decided to test some other drugs out and see how we deal. Personally I think we'll probably just end up candy-flipping since we haven't gone there yet but we have back up plans and supplies just in case we need it.
This is by far the coolest thing I have ever heard! Might have to steal it !!!! :)
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Seems weird though to be on a drug forum where people will talk about super heating a glass tube to hotrail meth into their brain but essentially taking a suppository is still taboo.
What confuses me is why everyone on this forum isnt doing it.
So what if it's your rectum. Humans are disgusting anyway, and every 2 year old can tell you everyone poops.
But when I look at the bioavailability for rectal administration being no more than a single percentage point below directly injecting it into your veins, it just seems so obvious to me how superior it is.
I use it exclusively. I insufflated and smoked and vaporized drugs mostly so I could honestly say I'd tried it and was not impressed at all.
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I find it somewhat amazing that such an inane thread can somehow garner 400+ comments...
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I blame Trashbox for the high post count, she adds just enough kinkiness to keep people coming back for more. I suspect we are all hoping that she will eventually confess to be our neighbor and that she wants nothing more than to get really high with us and see where things go.
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Oh, me and my girlfriend are sort of non-traditionalists so instead of getting married we are getting matching tattoos and instead of going on a honeymoon we are going out of town to stay in a nice hotel for a weekend to do just a shit load of drugs together - we dubbed it a Drugiemoon.
I am so jealous of your life. Seriously congratulations.
I find it somewhat amazing that such an inane thread can somehow garner 400+ comments...
a) It just takes an outrageous asshole to post a bunch in the beginning. Also this thread has the best name I've ever seen on the forums. That can't hurt.
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Eh, I understand the point now, it's pretty much a "Sex and Drugs" thread with a catchy title. It also has a lot of flame war material, and who doesn't like a good dose of heavy bickering to go along with their drugs?! Carry on.
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Sorry I haven't contributed for awhile, I've been suffering with writers block, it hasn't happened for years I'm happy to say it's over. I had a good holiday, didn't have any sexy shenanigans, it was more about me sitting high on top of a mountain, reflecting and meditating, I did get drunk quite a few times too and almost drove off a cliff one night, fortunately I'm real good at three point turns in tight places! I've learnt my lesson never drive through nature trails in foreign countries in the dark, it doesn't end well! On the plus side I smuggled back some huge T-Bone steaks (for £3 a steak I couldn't say no!) they've been marinating in a big bowl of Jim Bean since, the steaks have been adsorbing alcohol like a sponge, I've been topping up their thirsts regularly, they've drunk nearly half a bottle already pissheads lol! I'm going to be so drunk tonight! I've got some of La Funete's to sober me up for desert, I'm smoking a couple of joints now to build up my appetite, it's my friday highday :) Just looking over the past couple of pages, I'm happy to hear you had a great party TrashBox, hope those guys didn't overstretch or break your clothes and lingerie, even lycra has it's limits lol! I share a lot of time with my girlfriends in the bathroom too at parties when things get hectic it's our friendly female place, however what seems like half an hour turns into half the night, I swear bathrooms turn into secret time machines at parties lol, it's crazy how fast time flies! Poor high and dry guy lol, I hope he got drink instead. I read your announcement you've joined forces with FuckingACE I wish you all the best with your new venture :)
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Since when is SEX an inane topic?
Anyway, PRIN! HAPPY FRIDAY HIGH DAY!!! Me and you would be good friends IRL. A mountain top is my ideal setting for basically any drug. I love you more and more every time you come around :) There's so much we have in common. And, yes, those precious moments of female bathroom bonding on mdma is just another reason I am so grateful for SR.
How is my MR.PLUGS on this FINE Druggiemoon Eve? I can't wait to hear all the details :)
And for anyone who hasn't heard I'll C&P:
Hi LOVESSSSSSS!
It’s me, TrashBox, and I’m proud to announce I’ve joined the Scurvy Crew!
Ace is very busy these days and can’t be around as much as he’d like, so I’ll be here to keep everyone informed of the goings ons of TSC. Most of the time I’ll post from my TrashBox account but if I post here I’ll sign TB. Also, messages sent to this account will be checked by me unless you type ACE ONLY in the subject line.
FYI to my fellow Americans: TSC will soon be shipping our yummy hash domestically! That means no customs and even FASTER shipping. Be excited, my friends
Theme song for my weekend: "No Church In The Wild" JayZ www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt7gNi3Nr4
XOXO TB
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Congrats on the new venture! Can't wait to find out what goodies we can get locally now. If you have any sway with the ACE tell him he needs to find us some yummy MDA so we can deal with ILF's occasional shortages.
Supper excited for the big day. Getting dressed and walking out the door in about 5 minutes. I have a giant bag of drugs and a girl I love who wants to do em all with me, what could be better?
I'll check back in Sunday unless today and tomorrow get lost somewhere in the a fore mentioned bag of drugs.
Love all!
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If you have any sway with the ACE tell him he needs to find us some yummy MDA so we can deal with ILF's occasional shortages.
If I could get high-quality MDA domestically for reasonable prices, I'd certainly get some.
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Thanks friends!
So the people want MDA, eh? I'll talk to Ace, but it'll be tough to compete with The ILF... Their stuff is amazing.
I wonder what drug Diamond is plugging right now :)
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I wonder what drug Diamond is plugging right now :)
Who knows! But plugging is the ONLY RoA that matters, IMHO.
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Since when is SEX an inane topic?
I never said that, I was simply commenting on the original topic and title of this post. Perhaps you should retitle this post if you wish to avoid further confusion.
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Oh, me and my girlfriend are sort of non-traditionalists so instead of getting married we are getting matching tattoos and instead of going on a honeymoon we are going out of town to stay in a nice hotel for a weekend to do just a shit load of drugs together - we dubbed it a Drugiemoon.
I am so jealous of your life. Seriously congratulations.
I find it somewhat amazing that such an inane thread can somehow garner 400+ comments...
a) It just takes an outrageous asshole to post a bunch in the beginning. Also this thread has the best name I've ever seen on the forums. That can't hurt.
I'm glad you like the title... I figured it would grab some attention
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Since when is SEX an inane topic?
I never said that, I was simply commenting on the original topic and title of this post. Perhaps you should retitle this post if you wish to avoid further confusion.
Nbd, I misunderstood you :)
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Since when is SEX an inane topic?
I never said that, I was simply commenting on the original topic and title of this post. Perhaps you should retitle this post if you wish to avoid further confusion.
Nbd, I misunderstood you :)
Oh baby, I want to fuck you so hard :P
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Since when is SEX an inane topic?
I never said that, I was simply commenting on the original topic and title of this post. Perhaps you should retitle this post if you wish to avoid further confusion.
Nbd, I misunderstood you :)
Oh baby, I want to fuck you so hard :P
Now THAT I understand :-*
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I can't wait to have sex on molly for the first time ever!
Should I bang a boy or a girl first? The boy lets me finish in him without a rubber, and the girl is very rough and dominant.
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Don't fuck either of those fags... Jesus man, you need a girl who you can be rough and dominant with.. otherwise that makes you a fag. Fucking a dude or fucking a girl who is more aggressive and dominant than you, well both of those make you a complete homosexual.
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Since when is SEX an inane topic?
Anyway, PRIN! HAPPY FRIDAY HIGH DAY!!! Me and you would be good friends IRL. A mountain top is my ideal setting for basically any drug. I love you more and more every time you come around There's so much we have in common. And, yes, those precious moments of female bathroom bonding on mdma is just another reason I am so grateful for SR.
I know we would hun it's true we share so much in common you're my forum sister! We'll never meet in reality, but if we did I'd give you the biggest hug ever which I'm sending to you right now. I love you more and more too with every post of yours I read. I'm rolling very hard all alone (well not really because I'm here with all of you) on a .3 of some fine MDMA and pineapple juice, I having a funday sunday, would anybody like to recommend me some quality tunage? I love you all and wish everyone on this thread a great week ahead. Also, it's chinese new year, to all you snakes out there (it's the year of the snake) have a fabulous one!
I can't wait to have sex on molly for the first time ever!
Should I bang a boy or a girl first? The boy lets me finish in him without a rubber, and the girl is very rough and dominant.
Trappy I hope your trippin', trollin', or both with this post, your first time molly experience should be something you look back on fondly and cherish for the rest of your life. Be smart, don't be stupid, and always use a rubber.
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Don't fuck either of those fags... Jesus man, you need a girl who you can be rough and dominant with.. otherwise that makes you a fag. Fucking a dude or fucking a girl who is more aggressive and dominant than you, well both of those make you a complete homosexual.
Not sure if serious....
First of all, the concept of there being a very clear boolean true/false value for "homosexual/not-homosexual" is a very very flawed concept, and does not correlate with reality.
The truth is, the vast majority of the biggest pseudo-masculine personas out there are lying to themselves and others and trying to hide their love of the cock.
Secondly, gender (and orientation, which relies on a concept of gender) is very very fluid, and usually preferences turn out to rely on things unrelated to sex or gender.
For example, many guys love jiggling boobies. The more jiggly and round, the better. Some like nestling into them like a huge comfortable pillow, or suckling the nipples. Freud would have entire dissertations to say on that subject if he had lived long enough to get around to it.
Thirdly, all people who live in industrialized nations have had things like tubes and thermometers shoved up their butts, even if they were too young to remember it. The frantic rejection to the concept of plugging is very silly, because all it does is highlight how insecure they are. Real men plug.
Fourthly, people who inject drugs directly into their veins, and spend all that money on needles, rubber bands, cotton balls, and bandages are being ridiculous, when you can plug for a tiny fraction of the cost, for a tiny penalty of at most 2% less bioavailabiltiy. If you really want to spend that much on a slightly faster comeup, that's fine, but if it's an argument based on bioavailability, the cost-effectiveness is clearly in favor of plugging.
On the subject of dominance and submission determining your gender, I've been advocating a long time for the abolishment of gender stereotypes, and using dominance and submission as the new social roles to replace gender. You can be male, or female, but whether you are dominant or submissive is a completely separate variable.
Submissive males are very common in reality, and a lot of times, unless you are extremely submissive, or extremely dominant, it simply doesn't outwardly show until you slam a submissive against a wall and grope them. If they whimper and bare their neck, without making any move to stop you from groping them, that gives you an answer.
If you try to slam someone against a wall, and end up getting pinned down yourself, that also gives you an answer.
The times are changing, and many false assumptions about the reality of human nature, and people who seek the truth and reveal it are discarding the cultural mores and social norms forced down upon us from the self-hating elites who own us.
One day, with the aid of onion routing, decentralized digital currencies, private information retrieval, assassination markets, black stock markets, entire cultures and economies completely independent and liberated from the elites' hegemony over us will destroy gender stereotypes, perhaps even discarding the concept of gender completely.
This is a day to which I am looking forward.
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Posting in a legendary topic in hopes I can get some hot action.
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I can't wait to have sex on molly for the first time ever!
Should I bang a boy or a girl first? The boy lets me finish in him without a rubber, and the girl is very rough and dominant.
You should choose whoever you like better bc molly is very sensual, and not as sexual.
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Jesus man, you need a girl who you can be rough and dominant with.. otherwise that makes you a fag. Fucking a dude or fucking a girl who is more aggressive and dominant than you, well both of those make you a complete homosexual.
:o
You should open yourself up to new experiences, my friend, and use that purple penis to it's full potential :)
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We'll never meet in reality, but if we did I'd give you the biggest hug ever
ummm... I would definitely try to make out with you... sooooo.... yeah.
Here's some SEXY music SISSY :-* :-*
Off to the Races, Lana del Rey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AypvuzhVlrc
U Just Wanna, C.C. Sheffield: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhx-vOANyeU
I Remember, Deadmau5 and Kascade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xo8At6XEqE
Sail, Awolnation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH2efAcmBQM
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Oh my! I sure caused some mad.
I'm bisexual and quite happy with myself. I take the role of the dominant with boys (many are just as pretty as the prettiest girls; it'd be queer NOT to fuck them!) and the opposite with women. Can't say I crave the D as much as a pretty pucker. =p
With a girl... Why must I take the lead? Is it not awesome to have a woman aggressively lustful of you? Every touch and squeeze is a reassurance that she craves you. One can lay back and relax as she fucks you; she rides your prick like its a goddamn needle injecting pure black tar #4 (I don't do H, so that probably doesn't make sense) into every vein of her body. She shrieks with you and boasts of you.
Whats not to love?
I'll probably go with the one that is available first. Now, I've had rolls before, but never straight molly.
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ummm... I would definitely try to make out with you... sooooo.... yeah.
Here's some SEXY music SISSY :-* :-*
Off to the Races, Lana del Rey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AypvuzhVlrc
U Just Wanna, C.C. Sheffield: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhx-vOANyeU
I Remember, Deadmau5 and Kascade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xo8At6XEqE
Sail, Awolnation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH2efAcmBQM
Thank-you my SilkRoad sista for taking your time to make playlist for me, it's very thoughtful of you, some great chillout tracks to finish my night off, perfect :)
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Oh my! I sure caused some mad.
I'm bisexual and quite happy with myself. I take the role of the dominant with boys (many are just as pretty as the prettiest girls; it'd be queer NOT to fuck them!) and the opposite with women. Can't say I crave the D as much as a pretty pucker. =p
With a girl... Why must I take the lead? Is it not awesome to have a woman aggressively lustful of you? Every touch and squeeze is a reassurance that she craves you. One can lay back and relax as she fucks you; she rides your prick like its a goddamn needle injecting pure black tar #4 (I don't do H, so that probably doesn't make sense) into every vein of her body. She shrieks with you and boasts of you.
Whats not to love?
I'll probably go with the one that is available first. Now, I've had rolls before, but never straight molly.
Dominates boys, but gets dominated by women? I'm not sure what you call that, but I'll be damned if I ever find myself in a position where I am not the dominate one. Even right now as I respond to you, I show pure dominance...
Don't fuck either of those fags... Jesus man, you need a girl who you can be rough and dominant with.. otherwise that makes you a fag. Fucking a dude or fucking a girl who is more aggressive and dominant than you, well both of those make you a complete homosexual.
Not sure if serious....
First of all, the concept of there being a very clear boolean true/false value for "homosexual/not-homosexual" is a very very flawed concept, and does not correlate with reality.
The truth is, the vast majority of the biggest pseudo-masculine personas out there are lying to themselves and others and trying to hide their love of the cock.
Secondly, gender (and orientation, which relies on a concept of gender) is very very fluid, and usually preferences turn out to rely on things unrelated to sex or gender.
For example, many guys love jiggling boobies. The more jiggly and round, the better. Some like nestling into them like a huge comfortable pillow, or suckling the nipples. Freud would have entire dissertations to say on that subject if he had lived long enough to get around to it.
Thirdly, all people who live in industrialized nations have had things like tubes and thermometers shoved up their butts, even if they were too young to remember it. The frantic rejection to the concept of plugging is very silly, because all it does is highlight how insecure they are. Real men plug.
Fourthly, people who inject drugs directly into their veins, and spend all that money on needles, rubber bands, cotton balls, and bandages are being ridiculous, when you can plug for a tiny fraction of the cost, for a tiny penalty of at most 2% less bioavailabiltiy. If you really want to spend that much on a slightly faster comeup, that's fine, but if it's an argument based on bioavailability, the cost-effectiveness is clearly in favor of plugging.
On the subject of dominance and submission determining your gender, I've been advocating a long time for the abolishment of gender stereotypes, and using dominance and submission as the new social roles to replace gender. You can be male, or female, but whether you are dominant or submissive is a completely separate variable.
Submissive males are very common in reality, and a lot of times, unless you are extremely submissive, or extremely dominant, it simply doesn't outwardly show until you slam a submissive against a wall and grope them. If they whimper and bare their neck, without making any move to stop you from groping them, that gives you an answer.
If you try to slam someone against a wall, and end up getting pinned down yourself, that also gives you an answer.
The times are changing, and many false assumptions about the reality of human nature, and people who seek the truth and reveal it are discarding the cultural mores and social norms forced down upon us from the self-hating elites who own us.
One day, with the aid of onion routing, decentralized digital currencies, private information retrieval, assassination markets, black stock markets, entire cultures and economies completely independent and liberated from the elites' hegemony over us will destroy gender stereotypes, perhaps even discarding the concept of gender completely.
This is a day to which I am looking forward.
If you can't respect my stance, then yours is equally as flawed.
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If you can't respect my stance, then yours is equally as flawed.
Yea but your stance isn't respectable.
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So says the one who submits, and what did you say? Nothing. Respect that at least.
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So says the one who submits, and what did you say? Nothing. Respect that at least.
Its fun to be an object of pleasure for a woman (as she pleasures me of course).
I'm content in my masculinity. For as women have the ability to acquire power and wealth, so too will they seek out attractive boys to touch and lord over. It is a delicious emulation of the assumed relationship dynamic between a powerful and wealthy man and his pretty young girl.
Shit, she gets me drunk too.
There is very little not to love. Oh no, I have to work out and eat right!? Wouldn't get laid in the first place if I neglected either.
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Posting in a legendary topic in hopes I can get some hot action.
(•)(•) and +1k for the awesome comment. Thanks :)
Trappy: thanks for being open and respectful :)
Purple: i usually enjoy your comments... this thread is a place to discuss sex. All of our fellow Silkroadians are welcome here and I would like everyone to feel absolutely comfortable posting whatever they want. A derogatory comment like yours just kinda kills the cool, sexy vibe in here a little bit. That's all.
Anyway, if anyone is curious about TSC's new SEXY SUNDAY w/e kit I posted about here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120008.0
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Purple: i usually enjoy your comments... this thread is a place to discuss sex. All of our fellow Silkroadians are welcome here and I would like everyone to feel absolutely comfortable posting whatever they want. A derogatory comment like yours just kinda kills the cool, sexy vibe in here a little bit. That's all.
Yeah, it's pretty bad when I wake up the next morning, log in, look at the forum's and go "Did I really say that? I can't remember, and I don't even believe that, but I guess I was just in the mood to be combative when I was drunk." LOL, I decided to give up alcohol for Lent, but not any other drugs. This should be a huge positive for me, but the negative aspect of that is I have 48 hours left before Lent begins and I've been using it as an excuse to take things too far. Sorry for my derogatory comments... again, I don't even agree with my drunken self, I think I was just looking to argue with someone. Wish me luck for the next 44 days of Lent, and more importantly wish me luck for the next 48 hours of not Lent.
If I had a negative Karma for every time I went on a drunken rant on SR that I later regretted... oh, wait, I do... nm
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Don't fuck either of those fags... Jesus man, you need a girl who you can be rough and dominant with.. otherwise that makes you a fag. Fucking a dude or fucking a girl who is more aggressive and dominant than you, well both of those make you a complete homosexual.
this guy sounds like he knows what he is talking about
+karma for you
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Purple, thanks for the explanation... Fuking alcohol. I quit drinking, too, (cheers ;)) and started smoking pot. I used to be a stuck up bitch type. Now I'm all about spreading the love. Coincidence? I think not.
They say 'en vino veritas' and l believe that to an extent, but it also makes certain people so aggressive who normally are not and I blame the booze.
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Yea, and I'm not even Catholic... I'm just in need of a reason to quit drinking every night.
In good news, with the absence of alcohol I plan to go back to being solely focused on sexual conquests, turning in one addiction for another. I go through these cycles, ya see... this should give me a good bit more to contribute to this thread, since my last episode of sexual addiction became quite a fun subject on these forums.
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Yea, and I'm not even Catholic... I'm just in need of a reason to quit drinking every night.
In good news, with the absence of alcohol I plan to go back to being solely focused on sexual conquests, turning in one addiction for another. I go through these cycles, ya see... this should give me a good bit more to contribute to this thread, since my last episode of sexual addiction became quite a fun subject on these forums.
Bonus! I'm looking forward to your contributions, purple penis man :) I'm sure the Catholics will be happy to hear you're giving up booze for sex, too :-X
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Oh, don't worry, you can still put all your drinks on my tab, TrashBox... ;D
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Yea, and I'm not even Catholic... I'm just in need of a reason to quit drinking every night.
In good news, with the absence of alcohol I plan to go back to being solely focused on sexual conquests, turning in one addiction for another. I go through these cycles, ya see... this should give me a good bit more to contribute to this thread, since my last episode of sexual addiction became quite a fun subject on these forums.
Hey, we all get that way. I'm laying off the sauce myself. Not healthy to guzzle a bottle before noon, and sorta expensive when ya want another bottle or two before bed. Much better to burn some bowls. I'm reserving the handles to bring to parties. Lord knows boys and girls appreciate booze brought to an event. ;)
Are you going to hit up your current phone book of FWBs, or are ya going out on the town to find more?
Once my stuff comes in, I'd like to offer you a friendly wager. Whoever can fuck more wet, wanting holes, wins!
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No, it will largely be an experiment in adding new FWBs to the book, a few of them I'll probably hit up on bad nights.
I like to go out on the town, but finding women out on the town is not where I excel. Online dating is where it's at for me. I tend to thrive in an online environment. I would prefer being one out of a hundred dudes after a girl online, than to be one out of 5 dudes after a girl in a bar. About three months ago, when I was actively online dating... I decided to try to see how many different women I could have sex with in a row, a different one each day. I reached 7 before finally my body demanded a break. During this period of time, while I was online, it was pretty much unheard of for me not to have sex 6 or 7 nights a week. Now that I'm offline, I haven't had sex in a couple weeks... if that sounds bipolar to you, well it is! The good news is, I'm about to go back on the ride up! YIPEE!!!
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Holy shit, purple, a new one 7 days a week! I had no idea online dating was so... Lucrative!
I have a friend I have been trying to convince to try online dating. He says he doesn't believe in it (whatever the fuck that means, his words). He is great one-on-one, but he is a complete slob in social situations... To the point where his close friends use his last name as a synonym for awkward. Bottom line, tho, he needs to get laid, so maybe if I tell him your experience he'll change his mind a bit. Thanks for sharing :)
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I simply provide them with the same customer support i do all my customers. It's guaranteed success. I can give your friend some tips because setting yourself apart from 100 other dudes takes talent.
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I simply provide them with the same customer support i do all my customers. It's guaranteed success. I can give your friend some tips because setting yourself apart from 100 other dudes takes talent.
Care to give flicky some tips :)
I've had some success with online dating and fucked a few girls but nothing like you have. In my current situation my workload is intense and I'm just having the toughest time meeting people due to lack of free time.
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No, it will largely be an experiment in adding new FWBs to the book, a few of them I'll probably hit up on bad nights.
I like to go out on the town, but finding women out on the town is not where I excel. Online dating is where it's at for me. I tend to thrive in an online environment. I would prefer being one out of a hundred dudes after a girl online, than to be one out of 5 dudes after a girl in a bar. About three months ago, when I was actively online dating... I decided to try to see how many different women I could have sex with in a row, a different one each day. I reached 7 before finally my body demanded a break. During this period of time, while I was online, it was pretty much unheard of for me not to have sex 6 or 7 nights a week. Now that I'm offline, I haven't had sex in a couple weeks... if that sounds bipolar to you, well it is! The good news is, I'm about to go back on the ride up! YIPEE!!!
It doesn't count as, "in a row", if you didn't go straight from the first girl's apartment to meeting the next girl. =p
I went three in a row before utter exhaustion. I was afraid I'd pass out on the drive home. I like girls from the big city, but I don't live there.
So its a LONG fucking drive for me to get tail. Are you a city dweller yourself? I do online dating too, for when I'm not in the mood for a party or event. Girls have apartments (and cute roommates... ;3). One offered me use of her apartment as a Base 'o Operations for extending missions of debauchery... But I turned her down. I regret that so much, to this day.
Do you use any drugs to keep up your stamina? I usually have my ladies do all the work, as I get tired smoker-lungs easy. Pot gets me in the mood easier, but it doesn't give me any extra oomf when the girly wants me on top and pounding her.
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Do you use any drugs to keep up your stamina? I usually have my ladies do all the work, as I get tired smoker-lungs easy. Pot gets me in the mood easier, but it doesn't give me any extra oomf when the girly wants me on top and pounding her.
VIAGRA!
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I simply provide them with the same customer support i do all my customers. It's guaranteed success. I can give your friend some tips because setting yourself apart from 100 other dudes takes talent.
Care to give flicky some tips :)
I've had some success with online dating and fucked a few girls but nothing like you have. In my current situation my workload is intense and I'm just having the toughest time meeting people due to lack of free time.
I work harder than anyone I know. I work two full time jobs (SR vending counts as one) and I am a full time student. Fuck it, you only live once... right? For me, it's all about multitasking, which I guess is a benefit I have to my day job, which some don't. If you are sitting at a desk all day, and can send out 30 minutes of online dating messages a day then you can expect to setup 2-3 dates a week for sure. You should probably make time to hit the gym (again another challenge). And no matter anyone ever tells you... ever... size does matter. Fuck all that motion in the boat talk, we have less room to work with so it has nothing to do with how we work it, we are working with less room and still crushing it, so it really isn't about motion at all... it's size. They got drugs for that too... I think.
No, it will largely be an experiment in adding new FWBs to the book, a few of them I'll probably hit up on bad nights.
I like to go out on the town, but finding women out on the town is not where I excel. Online dating is where it's at for me. I tend to thrive in an online environment. I would prefer being one out of a hundred dudes after a girl online, than to be one out of 5 dudes after a girl in a bar. About three months ago, when I was actively online dating... I decided to try to see how many different women I could have sex with in a row, a different one each day. I reached 7 before finally my body demanded a break. During this period of time, while I was online, it was pretty much unheard of for me not to have sex 6 or 7 nights a week. Now that I'm offline, I haven't had sex in a couple weeks... if that sounds bipolar to you, well it is! The good news is, I'm about to go back on the ride up! YIPEE!!!
It doesn't count as, "in a row", if you didn't go straight from the first girl's apartment to meeting the next girl. =p
I went three in a row before utter exhaustion. I was afraid I'd pass out on the drive home. I like girls from the big city, but I don't live there.
So its a LONG fucking drive for me to get tail. Are you a city dweller yourself? I do online dating too, for when I'm not in the mood for a party or event. Girls have apartments (and cute roommates... ;3). One offered me use of her apartment as a Base 'o Operations for extending missions of debauchery... But I turned her down. I regret that so much, to this day.
Do you use any drugs to keep up your stamina? I usually have my ladies do all the work, as I get tired smoker-lungs easy. Pot gets me in the mood easier, but it doesn't give me any extra oomf when the girly wants me on top and pounding her.
The first and only time I ever had sex with 3 girls in the same day I was 17. I really can't express how awesome I felt that night... standing outside, breathing fresh air! It was a heroic moment!
I must have missed the message about sexually enhancing drugs, but believe me when I say I'm familiar with the best of them. Fuck Viagra... every man I know is familiar with that. This is SilkRoad where we are familiar with drugs unknown to most people. Cabergoline is still my favorite sex drug, it enables men to have multiple orgasms or just go for round 2 in a lot less time. Honestly though, it's a combination of drugs, as is everything I do. I'm only on alcohol right now, but that's because I only have one more day to drink, so I'm soaking it up!
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Multiple Orgasms in a man! Tell me more about this magical substance...
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It's a substance used to reduce prolactin, which in women enhances breast tissue production and is naturally produced, so it is used for women with breast cancer to reduce the growth of any breast tissue including the cancer. In Men, prolactin is the chemical released when you have an orgasm that makes you flaccid after you orgasm. So by eliminating prolactin, you can eliminate the flaccid effect that comes (cums) with an orgasm.
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It's a substance used to reduce prolactin, which in women enhances breast tissue production and is naturally produced, so it is used for women with breast cancer to reduce the growth of any breast tissue including the cancer. In Men, prolactin is the chemical released when you have an orgasm that makes you flaccid after you orgasm. So by eliminating prolactin, you can eliminate the flaccid effect that comes (cums) with an orgasm.
Sounds very interesting... Have you seen it on SR? I've been having issues with my favorite penis during recent MDMA trips. I'm looking for a solution since viagra is so bad for the heart.
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I have had two clear net research chemicals which completely lived up to the reputation, but one in pill form, which was from like china or some shit and I still have it sitting here with no use to it. The form of which I am saying does not work can be found in this listing:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/92bf517e77
If it looks like that, my opinion is that it's shit. Although I certainly did not buy from this seller on SR, it's a clearnet product I came across in this exact same package. It's a great drug in my opinion if you can find a legit supply, it's often counterfeited.
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During this period of time, while I was online, it was pretty much unheard of for me not to have sex 6 or 7 nights a week. Now that I'm offline, I haven't had sex in a couple weeks... if that sounds bipolar to you, well it is!
So its a LONG fucking drive for me to get tail.
The upswing for bipolar people makes you act like you're on cocaine, meth, or both. You don't really need drugs to pound 12 girls silly without even stopping long enough to eat a candy bar.
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During this period of time, while I was online, it was pretty much unheard of for me not to have sex 6 or 7 nights a week. Now that I'm offline, I haven't had sex in a couple weeks... if that sounds bipolar to you, well it is!
So its a LONG fucking drive for me to get tail.
The upswing for bipolar people makes you act like you're on cocaine, meth, or both. You don't really need drugs to pound 12 girls silly without even stopping long enough to eat a candy bar.
Exactly :)
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^^Prove it.
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I'm on the upswing now TrashBox, even if you are 100% mentally healthy, you just might leave with a case of Bi Polar disorder by the time I finish with you.
Day 2 of not drinking, guess it's time I start supplementing with some sex instead. Tonight's Valentine's day and I got my date secured. Wish me luck!
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I'm on the upswing now TrashBox, even if you are 100% mentally healthy, you just might leave with a case of Bi Polar disorder by the time I finish with you.
Day 2 of not drinking, guess it's time I start supplementing with some sex instead. Tonight's Valentine's day and I got my date secured. Wish me luck!
Whoooaaaa........
I kinda wish I were your vDay date right now.
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^^Prove it.
LOL.
I'm not sure you'd really want what I have, even if you were serious.
I'm very rough when excited enough, and I tend to deliberately push my bedmates beyond their limits just because I can.
I'm also likely to tie you up and wear you out to the point where you sleep for two days after I'm finally done, which could be anywhere from a couple of nights to a week.
I've been really REALLY pent up lately, too busy to really catch some tail, so I'd advise keeping your distance.
I'm liable to slam someone against the wall and not stop until that person is unconscious and filled to the brim.
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^^Prove it.
LOL.
I'm not sure you'd really want what I have, even if you were serious.
I'm very rough when excited enough, and I tend to deliberately push my bedmates beyond their limits just because I can.
I'm also likely to tie you up and wear you out to the point where you sleep for two days after I'm finally done, which could be anywhere from a couple of nights to a week.
I've been really REALLY pent up lately, too busy to really catch some tail, so I'd advise keeping your distance.
I'm liable to slam someone against the wall and not stop until that person is unconscious and filled to the brim.
holy shit. thanks for the material... I'll be using it later during my (solo) vday fuck.
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Damn, TrashBox... I was planning to steal that too. I was just going to head to the bar and start conversation with the first chick I see until I could put myself into a position to quote that post word for word... just to see what happens.
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Purp, if a girl would have said that to me, I'd have a boner.
I need to find a girl that can squirt...
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Purp, if a girl would have said that to me, I'd have a boner.
I need to find a girl that can squirt...
Me too man, that shit's hot as as fuck :D
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Damn, TrashBox... I was planning to steal that too. I was just going to head to the bar and start conversation with the first chick I see until I could put myself into a position to quote that post word for word... just to see what happens.
Yes, that's good stuff... it does physical things to me over text, I can only imagine what it would do irl
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Purp, if a girl would have said that to me, I'd have a boner.
I need to find a girl that can squirt...
OH FUCK NO! I don't mind some stains on my sheets after sex, I mean that's just natural... but she ain't getting it all over my clothes, my comforter, staining up my couch where I watch TV and shit. I can always buy one new sheet if a girl gets too wet during sex, but other than that she can't be getting it on my shit, nothing I own... fucking up my shoes and shit!
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Purp, if a girl would have said that to me, I'd have a boner.
I need to find a girl that can squirt...
OH FUCK NO! I don't mind some stains on my sheets after sex, I mean that's just natural... but she ain't getting it all over my clothes, my comforter, staining up my couch where I watch TV and shit. I can always buy one new sheet if a girl gets too wet during sex, but other than that she can't be getting it on my shit, nothing I own... fucking up my shoes and shit!
Years ago (high school) I was dating a guy who lived about 60 miles away from me. We would occasionally meet up halfway and fuck in his jeep. One time I climbed on top of him, straddling him in the drivers seat. As I was bouncing up and down he was like DAMN you are really, really wet! So he took his hand and got a handful and rubbed it all over his drivers side window. He said he wanted his jeep to smell like me in the morning. It was still smeared on the window when we broke up, in his jeep, a few months later.
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My wife squirts but it's okay because she does the laundry.
Since we are flirting with the topic anyway, why not just get right down to it.
Hot bitch comes over. You've drunk enough that she is a perfect ten. You start fooling around and she says:
"But I'm on my period."
Do you:
1. Offer to go get a towel, place it gently under her ass and proceed to fuck the bloody hell out of her.
2. Offer to snuggle all night and enjoy an evening of just being close because you really want to spend time getting to know her.
3. Take her to a cheap motel, fuck the shit out of her in every position imaginable and then, after leaving the room, use a pay phone to call the police, report hearing screams and claim to have seen someone carrying a body out of the room.
Here comes the TMI for you all, I used to have a girlfriend that would never let me cum inside her because she was catholic and didn't believe in birth control (although premarital sex was okay I guess) so the only time I got to bust a nut in this pretty little thing was when she was on her period. I was, in all likelihood, the only man in the universe who couldn't wait for his girls period. I'd see the tampon in her purse and get hard. Yeah... weird shit.
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Diamondsky, you are the shit.
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In unrelated news, I am less than one month away from final perfection of my Sex Torture Blend, a combination of specific ratios and doses of drugs in order to push the human body to it's sexual performance limit.
Warning: You will terrify your peers with the sheer volume of your projectile semen ejaculation.
It's only one month away from completion. I'm still deciding whether to sell the finished blend for profit, or to just publish the recipe here for all your sexual torture needs.
Second Warning: The blend will prevent you from achieving orgasm for days before releasing it all at once in an intimidatingly impressive fountain. You need to set a few days aside for torturing your partner or yourself.
This blend will work on males or females, although originally intended for males, it will cause any intact female to squirt uncontrollably during the later phases of the drug blend's metabolism.
Third Warning: If you have a weak mind, do not attempt using this blend. Your mind will be rent asunder.
Fourth Warning: Do not attempt dosing more than the recommended dosing regimen. If you overdose on this blend, you will die convulsing in a pool of your own sexual juices. Imagine what the team sent to clean up your dead body will think when they realize that huge pool of sexual discharge is actually yours.
Anyway, thought you guys might find this interesting. I may or may not post a series of images demonstrating the results of this blend for all to see, depends on if i can get a willing subject to convulse with orgasm for several minutes.
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Well, you all know I like to talk about drugs and sex so what better place to drop this than here.
Got a couple hits of acid in the mail the other day. Being a responsible drug user I waited almost 2 full days before my wife had a day off work so we could take them. Inserted the tabs under the tongue, waited 20 minutes or so and swallowed em up. Not much of a come up, a few giggles but the world was still fundamentally grounded in the reality we are accustomed to. After 1.5 hours, she got up to go to the bathroom, I grabbed some MDMA, tossed it in her mouth and after she swallowed she was all "What was that?" God I love my girl. We decided to smoke a few bowls after which I proudly proclaimed "Now we are on three kinds of drugs!". The pot really helped up the general high we are getting to.
About 45-60 minutes after the MDMA I started kissing on her back for a while which elicited whimper and moans followed by the words "Every kiss was like a little orgasm." Unlike a pure MDMA roll, my little guy was up for some playtime and we proceeded to get down with the maritals for a while which left us both rather satisfied. One more MDMA drop, an hour of kissing and touching and moaning along with quite a bit more pot which really seemed to help with this combo. We decided that the trip wasn't too visual which was a little sad for us, fortunately with a giant bag of drugs a cure was not too hard to find and we dropped about 35mg of Moxy into the mix.
Now by this point my girl was starting to get a little tired so after flipping through some old pictures and letters together we eventually ended up snuggled in bed and watched some movies for a bit. I think this might be a uniquely Moxy related thing but the people on the TV seemed to have forgotten how to speak English. I could tell they were really trying hard but all I could hear were these low muffled sounds in place of the words most actors normally use. Eventually we opened the bag of drugs again and popped a little Xanax powder to lull our brains off to sleep and we woke up after 8 hours or so feeling all sorts of rested and happy.
My only regret is that we clearly didn't have enough acid to take off on the experience completely. I had bought what I thought were 2 tabs of 200ug doses but 200ug should have put us in a totally different head space. This was more like 80-100ug happy mind land. It was only after 6 hours in that we took the Moxy that I was able to declare the words "Baby, I just need you to confirm that the universe is bending a little bit... I'm fine with it, I just want to make sure it's not just me."
The good news was all of the drugs got along with each other just fine. I was a little worried about mixing a high dose of Moxy with the acid but with the acid running at low volume all night it worked out well. The Moxy, at the large dose, following up the last MDMA roll, left me with a really pleasant body buzzing happiness thing going until I fell asleep.
Anyway, we all know Candy-Flipping is fun, just thought I would confirm it to all my nasty little friends out there in the virtual world and confirm that adding some Moxy to the mix does not, at least for us, cause people to fall over and die. Next adventure will be twice as much acid, some MDA and then Moxy or 2CB as needed for visual additions.
Happy Tripping!
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I love this thread, I was rolling last night and have nobody to chill with so I figured Id come read this.
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;D ;D ;D ;D RAY AND DIAMOND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Seriously. You two made my night. I needed a laugh after my coke hangover from hell.
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My wife squirts but it's okay because she does the laundry.
Since we are flirting with the topic anyway, why not just get right down to it.
Hot bitch comes over. You've drunk enough that she is a perfect ten. You start fooling around and she says:
"But I'm on my period."
Do you:
1. Offer to go get a towel, place it gently under her ass and proceed to fuck the bloody hell out of her.
2. Offer to snuggle all night and enjoy an evening of just being close because you really want to spend time getting to know her.
3. Take her to a cheap motel, fuck the shit out of her in every position imaginable and then, after leaving the room, use a pay phone to call the police, report hearing screams and claim to have seen someone carrying a body out of the room.
Here comes the TMI for you all, I used to have a girlfriend that would never let me cum inside her because she was catholic and didn't believe in birth control (although premarital sex was okay I guess) so the only time I got to bust a nut in this pretty little thing was when she was on her period. I was, in all likelihood, the only man in the universe who couldn't wait for his girls period. I'd see the tampon in her purse and get hard. Yeah... weird shit.
I love cumming inside of women too... but there was really only one who would let me do it all of time, and now she has a serious relationship which she insists she wants to be faithful, and that's fine. She had one of those implants that makes it impossible to get pregnant for a certain amount of years. I've been with girls on BC and only on rare rare occasions where they fucked up enough to say "yeah cum inside of me". I'm not opposed to the period sex thing, I just find many girls who are opposed to it.
The only other time I get to cum inside of someone is when I pick someone up at a bar, and I'm like "hey are you on BC?" and they say no... and then I say "Ok but do you know what my name is?" and if they say no... well then BLAAM!!! All up inside of her, then I bounce.
HAHA j/k of course.
Nothing better than completing my entire orgasm inside of someone though, I seriously need to get this situation back into my life, because pulling out and having my orgasm outside of a woman, no matter where she lets me shoot it, or if she swallows it... well it just doesn't satisfy me. Not many chicks I fuck with like anal either... which even isn't my own preference, but at least I get to experience my entire orgasm while inside of her.
And FUCK blowjobs, I absolutely despise getting blowjobs... I mean I enjoy them, but there ain't no way I'm about to waste some of my nut inside her mouth... I'm going to have an orgasm and you aren't? Bitch you must be trippin'!
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Well, you all know I like to talk about drugs and sex so what better place to drop this than here.
Got a couple hits of acid in the mail the other day. Being a responsible drug user I waited almost 2 full days before my wife had a day off work so we could take them. Inserted the tabs under the tongue, waited 20 minutes or so and swallowed em up. Not much of a come up, a few giggles but the world was still fundamentally grounded in the reality we are accustomed to. After 1.5 hours, she got up to go to the bathroom, I grabbed some MDMA, tossed it in her mouth and after she swallowed she was all "What was that?" God I love my girl. We decided to smoke a few bowls after which I proudly proclaimed "Now we are on three kinds of drugs!". The pot really helped up the general high we are getting to.
About 45-60 minutes after the MDMA I started kissing on her back for a while which elicited whimper and moans followed by the words "Every kiss was like a little orgasm." Unlike a pure MDMA roll, my little guy was up for some playtime and we proceeded to get down with the maritals for a while which left us both rather satisfied. One more MDMA drop, an hour of kissing and touching and moaning along with quite a bit more pot which really seemed to help with this combo. We decided that the trip wasn't too visual which was a little sad for us, fortunately with a giant bag of drugs a cure was not too hard to find and we dropped about 35mg of Moxy into the mix.
Now by this point my girl was starting to get a little tired so after flipping through some old pictures and letters together we eventually ended up snuggled in bed and watched some movies for a bit. I think this might be a uniquely Moxy related thing but the people on the TV seemed to have forgotten how to speak English. I could tell they were really trying hard but all I could hear were these low muffled sounds in place of the words most actors normally use. Eventually we opened the bag of drugs again and popped a little Xanax powder to lull our brains off to sleep and we woke up after 8 hours or so feeling all sorts of rested and happy.
My only regret is that we clearly didn't have enough acid to take off on the experience completely. I had bought what I thought were 2 tabs of 200ug doses but 200ug should have put us in a totally different head space. This was more like 80-100ug happy mind land. It was only after 6 hours in that we took the Moxy that I was able to declare the words "Baby, I just need you to confirm that the universe is bending a little bit... I'm fine with it, I just want to make sure it's not just me."
The good news was all of the drugs got along with each other just fine. I was a little worried about mixing a high dose of Moxy with the acid but with the acid running at low volume all night it worked out well. The Moxy, at the large dose, following up the last MDMA roll, left me with a really pleasant body buzzing happiness thing going until I fell asleep.
Anyway, we all know Candy-Flipping is fun, just thought I would confirm it to all my nasty little friends out there in the virtual world and confirm that adding some Moxy to the mix does not, at least for us, cause people to fall over and die. Next adventure will be twice as much acid, some MDA and then Moxy or 2CB as needed for visual additions.
Happy Tripping!
I take it this is the Druggy Moon 8)
What is candy flipping?
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My wife squirts but it's okay because she does the laundry.
Since we are flirting with the topic anyway, why not just get right down to it.
Hot bitch comes over. You've drunk enough that she is a perfect ten. You start fooling around and she says:
"But I'm on my period."
Do you:
1. Offer to go get a towel, place it gently under her ass and proceed to fuck the bloody hell out of her.
2. Offer to snuggle all night and enjoy an evening of just being close because you really want to spend time getting to know her.
3. Take her to a cheap motel, fuck the shit out of her in every position imaginable and then, after leaving the room, use a pay phone to call the police, report hearing screams and claim to have seen someone carrying a body out of the room.
Here comes the TMI for you all, I used to have a girlfriend that would never let me cum inside her because she was catholic and didn't believe in birth control (although premarital sex was okay I guess) so the only time I got to bust a nut in this pretty little thing was when she was on her period. I was, in all likelihood, the only man in the universe who couldn't wait for his girls period. I'd see the tampon in her purse and get hard. Yeah... weird shit.
You........ you just won this thread! xD
Hahahahahahahahahaha
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I take it this is the Druggy Moon 8)
What is candy flipping?
Yeah, druggiemoon fun. Candy Flipping is just taking some acid and a couple hours in, once it hits, dropping some MDMA to turn it into a love trip. Ideally you've taken enough LSD to actually get going pretty good as some fairly magical things happen when all of your senses are operating in different dimensions but the brain is chemically locked in on love.
Highly recommended if you haven't tried it yet but I would suggest taking LSD on it's own at least once to fully appreciate it before you add MDMA into the equation. You can have some amazing times on LSD alone but the trip can go to a lot of different places, MDMA just helps point it towards love.
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IMO cumming inside my lady is the only way I like to do it. She's on BC so I dont see why not.
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My wife squirts but it's okay because she does the laundry.
Since we are flirting with the topic anyway, why not just get right down to it.
Hot bitch comes over. You've drunk enough that she is a perfect ten. You start fooling around and she says:
"But I'm on my period."
Do you:
1. Offer to go get a towel, place it gently under her ass and proceed to fuck the bloody hell out of her.
2. Offer to snuggle all night and enjoy an evening of just being close because you really want to spend time getting to know her.
3. Take her to a cheap motel, fuck the shit out of her in every position imaginable and then, after leaving the room, use a pay phone to call the police, report hearing screams and claim to have seen someone carrying a body out of the room.
Here comes the TMI for you all, I used to have a girlfriend that would never let me cum inside her because she was catholic and didn't believe in birth control (although premarital sex was okay I guess) so the only time I got to bust a nut in this pretty little thing was when she was on her period. I was, in all likelihood, the only man in the universe who couldn't wait for his girls period. I'd see the tampon in her purse and get hard. Yeah... weird shit.
You........ you just won this thread! xD
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Psssshhhh... he wins EVERY thread.
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I like to cum WITH my man.
Personally, cumming inside is the only way that allows that to happen...
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I like to cum WITH my man.
Personally, cumming inside is the only way that allows that to happen...
Yeah god sort of worked that little deal out for us guys pretty well with our cocks swelling to biblical proportions right before we cum. Makes you pretty girls really look forward to it. Not that you need any advice since I'm sure your man pushes all the right buttons, but a cock ring can be pretty fun in that respect too. Turns my dick into a thick veined hulk like creation that can make a girl cum just out of fear of having that monster inside of her. For $1's worth of a thick rubber band it can be a bit of fun.
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we need more SR tits, no face ofc just neck down, SR emblazed in green marker pen slightly above nipple.
FTW :o
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I like to cum WITH my man.
Personally, cumming inside is the only way that allows that to happen...
this is one of our favorite ways to make that happen!! i wonder why!?! :P
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we need more SR tits, no face ofc just neck down, SR emblazed in green marker pen slightly above nipple.
FTW :o
I don't know what you're talking about :-X
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What about some SR dicks? I can write my PGP key on mine to show it's the real deal.
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What about some SR dicks? I can write my PGP key on mine to show it's the real deal.
I dare you. No need for the pgp (oooohhhh, it's sooooooo bigggggg)... the color would be a dead giveaway.
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No better feeling in the world than some purple penetration... at least that's what they tell me.
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No better feeling in the world than some purple penetration... at least that's what they tell me.
Lucky bitches
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No better feeling in the world than some purple penetration... at least that's what they tell me.
Lucky bitches
Without a doubt you will get some purple penetration in your life soon enough, assuming I can stay out of the purple penitentiary long enough for it to happen.
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This thread walks this thin line between disgusting me and turning me the fuck on.
Is this what reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" is like? ;D
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This thread walks this thin line between disgusting me and turning me the fuck on.
Is this what reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" is like? ;D
NO!
EL James (right?) has got NOTHING on this thread 8)
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No better feeling in the world than some purple penetration... at least that's what they tell me.
Lucky bitches
Without a doubt you will get some purple penetration in your life soon enough, assuming I can stay out of the purple penitentiary long enough for it to happen.
I can't respond :-X
On a related note, you think anyone who reads through this thread in it's entirety in one sitting might assume I'm a prostitute?
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No better feeling in the world than some purple penetration... at least that's what they tell me.
Lucky bitches
Without a doubt you will get some purple penetration in your life soon enough, assuming I can stay out of the purple penitentiary long enough for it to happen.
I can't respond :-X
Last time I tried flirting with you I got yelled at by one of my SR sisters.
On a related note, you think anyone who reads through this thread in it's entirety in one sitting might assume I'm a prostitute?
Naw, to come off as a prostitute we would need a few more:
"I can only show you pictures of my tits once I take enough blow... shame I'm out of BitCoin".
I bet there is a good long con waiting to get rich out here with the perfect female persona and a bit of charm. With the number of traders on here, factored in by the geekiness required to get on SR and the average ability of a nerd to get laid, divided of course by the fact that even a nerd with drugs is cool enough to score an occasional blow job, I bet one well played girl could find at least a mark or two to pay for their addictions.
Hummm... it could be my next book project... Flirting with Drugs.
If anyone sees a new girl pop on called SallySucksAlot I promise it's not me in drag. Really. I wouldn't do it!
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LOL Diamond... I PMed you
LET'S BONNIE AND CLYDE THIS MAHHH FUCKAAA
ETA: So we're clear, I didn't actually PM Diamond to develop some scheme to scam you all. It was a joke. I will never ask any of you for drugs or coin or whatever.
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LOL TrashBox, the things i'd do to you...
;)
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LOL TrashBox, the things i'd do to you...
;)
Do tell :-* :-*
It is what my SEXY thread is for ;)
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i have to leave a cum-ent here. this is hilariously erotic
i have the most confusing boner right now.
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LOL TrashBox, the things i'd do to you...
;)
Do tell :-* :-*
It is what my SEXY thread is for ;)
trashbox, do you remember when we were both whales in a previous life?
boy oh boy.
we made so many whale children.
its a shame we are human now and have lost our love for one another.
maybe i have a chance in the next life eh?
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i have the most confusing boner right now.
How many inches? ;)
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LOL TrashBox, the things i'd do to you...
;)
Do tell :-* :-*
It is what my SEXY thread is for ;)
trashbox, do you remember when we were both whales in a previous life?
boy oh boy.
we made so many whale children.
its a shame we are human now and have lost our love for one another.
maybe i have a chance in the next life eh?
OMG, a PREVIOUS LIFE! I thought that was just a recurring dream...
Gawd, all that dirty whale sex we had.... I'm getting wet just thinking about it.
So happy we've found eacthother once again :-*
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Hi trash, just thought Id stop by and let you know how bad I want to lick you out and then have sweet romantic sex while blowing through cocaine. Possibly with some anal thrown in there if you're down.
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Hi trash, just thought Id stop by and let you know how bad I want to lick you out and then have sweet romantic sex while blowing through cocaine. Possibly with some anal thrown in there if you're down.
LICK MY TRASHBOX BOYYYYYY :P :P
I love being eaten out and it does not happen often enough. Romantic sex on blow is not really my thing, tho... that's what mdma is for :-*
For me, coke is AWESOME for hard, rough, too-sore-to-move-the-next-day sex. And none of that minute man BULLSHIT, my perfect penis (man) will provide allllll niiiiiiiiiight loooonnnnggggg :)
And anal, well, that depends how big your dick is :-\
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Hi trash, just thought Id stop by and let you know how bad I want to lick you out and then have sweet romantic sex while blowing through cocaine. Possibly with some anal thrown in there if you're down.
LICK MY TRASHBOX BOYYYYYY :P :P
I love being eaten out and it does not happen often enough. Romantic sex on blow is not really my thing, tho... that's what mdma is for :-*
I don't understand why so many girls complain about their guys not wanting to eat them out. That's part of my standard procedure: foreplay, including oral, then a few minutes of fucking until I cum, then going back to oral/manual stimulation until she cums and then some cuddling/fondling/general chilling.
I don't understand guys who prefer the in-out-done way of sex over the passionate, respectful way of sex. It'll leave you a lot more satisfied because not only are you satisfied from the orgasm, you also know that you have given that same pleasure to someone you (hopefully) care about.
Also, eating pussy is fucking hot. There is no better aphrodisiac than the taste and smell of the girl you're about to fuck :)
And anal, well, that depends how big your dick is :-\
Haha, now you have unleashed an inevitable discussion about dick sizes ;D
I'll just say that no girl has ever complained about me being too small and only one has complained that my dick is actually too long and that I can't put it all the way in because it would hurt her. That was a problem for me because for some weird reason my dick is the most sensitive at its base so I always have to go ballz deep to cum. I didn't want to hurt her so that was the only time ever I had to fake an orgasm :D
Wow, I don't post often in this thread but when I do it's TMI ;D
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Helloooooo Ballzzzy
I was getting really turned on until it turned into a big
LOL!!! Faked an orgasm? wtf? I'm really laughing pretty hard right now.
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Helloooooo Ballzzzy
I was getting really turned on until it turned into a big
LOL!!! Faked an orgasm? wtf? I'm really laughing pretty hard right now.
You have no idea how much discipline it cost me to do that! And she didn't even suck me off! :D
But oh well, I know I'm doing the right thing by placing girls' desires above mine. Because it's just so rewarding to see the girl you're fucking squirm and writhe in ecstasy.
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Helloooooo Ballzzzy
I was getting really turned on until it turned into a big
LOL!!! Faked an orgasm? wtf? I'm really laughing pretty hard right now.
You have no idea how much discipline it cost me to do that! And she didn't even suck me off! :D
But oh well, I know I'm doing the right thing by placing girls' desires above mine. Because it's just so rewarding to see the girl you're fucking squirm and writhe in ecstasy.
lol ive never heard of guy faking an orgasm xD
i agree with eating a girl out first, its necessary! it should be fun for you to do. not a chore.
and i tried anal with my girl three times now.
each time i seriously barely get my head in and she is freaking out/shaking and telling me how bad it hurts...
i dont consider my penis "big" but i have been told by several women that i was the biggest....
it does feel so good when i get my head in though, its a shame she cant take it =/
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Don't worry about the size it's fine I'll take care of you all night ;)
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Helloooooo Ballzzzy
I was getting really turned on until it turned into a big
LOL!!! Faked an orgasm? wtf? I'm really laughing pretty hard right now.
You have no idea how much discipline it cost me to do that! And she didn't even suck me off! :D
But oh well, I know I'm doing the right thing by placing girls' desires above mine. Because it's just so rewarding to see the girl you're fucking squirm and writhe in ecstasy.
Ladies love to hear that last part ;) ;)
Soooooo, she didn't question the fact that there was no jizz?
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Helloooooo Ballzzzy
I was getting really turned on until it turned into a big
LOL!!! Faked an orgasm? wtf? I'm really laughing pretty hard right now.
You have no idea how much discipline it cost me to do that! And she didn't even suck me off! :D
But oh well, I know I'm doing the right thing by placing girls' desires above mine. Because it's just so rewarding to see the girl you're fucking squirm and writhe in ecstasy.
Ladies love to hear that last part ;) ;)
Soooooo, she didn't question the fact that there was no jizz?
Condom. It was a very dimly lit room so I could dispose of the condom without her getting a close look at it :D
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Helloooooo Ballzzzy
I was getting really turned on until it turned into a big
LOL!!! Faked an orgasm? wtf? I'm really laughing pretty hard right now.
You have no idea how much discipline it cost me to do that! And she didn't even suck me off! :D
But oh well, I know I'm doing the right thing by placing girls' desires above mine. Because it's just so rewarding to see the girl you're fucking squirm and writhe in ecstasy.
Reading through a lot of this made me LOL, but like Ballz said, placing girls' desires above mine, top priority. I always seem to get what I want and then some whether it be the same night or sometime after, plus watching that bitch fucking squirm and hearing her go crazy is such a turn on. Its ladies first for a reason, nothing like playing with a bitch and then have her hop on after she is done or nearly done. Tightest of the tight.
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Helloooooo Ballzzzy
I was getting really turned on until it turned into a big
LOL!!! Faked an orgasm? wtf? I'm really laughing pretty hard right now.
You have no idea how much discipline it cost me to do that! And she didn't even suck me off! :D
But oh well, I know I'm doing the right thing by placing girls' desires above mine. Because it's just so rewarding to see the girl you're fucking squirm and writhe in ecstasy.
Reading through a lot of this made me LOL, but like Ballz said, placing girls' desires above mine, top priority. I always seem to get what I want and then some whether it be the same night or sometime after, plus watching that bitch fucking squirm and hearing her go crazy is such a turn on. Its ladies first for a reason, nothing like playing with a bitch and then have her hop on after she is done or nearly done. Tightest of the tight.
Welcome DIZ!
so happy you accepted my invitation :)
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LOL TrashBox, the things i'd do to you...
;)
Do tell :-* :-*
It is what my SEXY thread is for ;)
Well it would start with me kidnapping you and taking you to me and TK1991's secret lair, where we'd dose you on some lsd and 5-meo-mipt and start to sexually ravage you. (;
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LOL TrashBox, the things i'd do to you...
;)
Do tell :-* :-*
It is what my SEXY thread is for ;)
Well it would start with me kidnapping you and taking you to me and TK1991's secret lair, where we'd dose you on some lsd and 5-meo-mipt and start to sexually ravage you. (;
I fucking KNEW she had some kind of secret sex lair dungeon castle place.
bitch has been holding out on me.
Zip, let's me and you go... I'm mad at her :P
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LOL TrashBox, the things i'd do to you...
;)
Do tell :-* :-*
It is what my SEXY thread is for ;)
Well it would start with me kidnapping you and taking you to me and TK1991's secret lair, where we'd dose you on some lsd and 5-meo-mipt and start to sexually ravage you. (;
I fucking KNEW she had some kind of secret sex lair dungeon castle place.
bitch has been holding out on me.
Zip, let's me and you go... I'm mad at her :P
Sounds good to me...we'll still be occupied for quite a while :P
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Zip, I'm down :-* but now I'm over being mad at TK, so let's bring her... maybe if you're there I have a better chance of getting in her pants bc I've been chasing that tail for weeks now to no avail... Naughty girl plays hard to get.
Sex story:
I'm pissed, btw.
I'm on top, riding him like the stallion he is and doing what I do best :) I'm getting more and more turned on... I let him know how fucking GOOD he feels inside me. He's moaning and telling me he needs to fuck me more often (EXACTLY what I want to hear)
Then he did this thing he does sometimes where he kinda sits up a bit, and while using the bed post behind him for leverage, he just kinda pushes and grinds right on my clit with his pelvis and then OMFG that's when it begins.......
"I'm gunna cum, baby, HARDER! I'm coming, HARDER, oOOoOoOOo, DON'T STOP!!......."
then BAM, fucker literally threw me off his dick.
He didn't want to cum inside bc he knows I skipped some bc pills this week, but HELLO, I'm a responsible female and I keep morning after pills for these exact type of situations.
Anyway, so yeah, I'm a little sexually frustrated right now. OH! I'm out of fucking weed, too. FUCK TODAY
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He didn't want to cum inside bc he knows I skipped some bc pills this week
Smart fella. Better to ruin someone's orgasm than risking paying child support for 18 years :D
Not that I wish ruined orgasms on you or anyone. You get my point.
Why didn't he simply put a condom on? Woulda saved him the hassle of forcibly removing your vagina from his penis. Or his penis from your vagina, whatever way you wanna look at it.
Damn, I'm stoned.
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Zip, I'm down :-* but now I'm over being mad at TK, so let's bring her... maybe if you're there I have a better chance of getting in her pants bc I've been chasing that tail for weeks now to no avail... Naughty girl plays hard to get.
Sex story:
I'm pissed, btw.
I'm on top, riding him like the stallion he is and doing what I do best :) I'm getting more and more turned on... I let him know how fucking GOOD he feels inside me. He's moaning and telling me he needs to fuck me more often (EXACTLY what I want to hear)
Then he did this thing he does sometimes where he kinda sits up a bit, and while using the bed post behind him for leverage, he just kinda pushes and grinds right on my clit with his pelvis and then OMFG that's when it begins.......
"I'm gunna cum, baby, HARDER! I'm coming, HARDER, oOOoOoOOo, DON'T STOP!!......."
then BAM, fucker literally threw me off his dick.
He didn't want to cum inside bc he knows I skipped some bc pills this week, but HELLO, I'm a responsible female and I keep morning after pills for these exact type of situations.
Anyway, so yeah, I'm a little sexually frustrated right now. OH! I'm out of fucking weed, too. FUCK TODAY
I was dating this one girl for five years but our first sexual encounter was exactly as you described above. That girl was SOOOO pissed off at me, I have no idea how we managed to spark a relationship after that. In my case it wasn't that I didn't want to get her pregnant it was just that it was our FIRST TIME and I was about to bust a nut in her after like 3 minutes of fucking. I didn't want to look like a two pump chump and had no idea that look on her face was "Oh my god I'm about to cum."
Eventually we got our timing all sorted out but man that was almost a deal breaker for us. The first time with someone new is supposed to be a little awkward but normally if the girl starts screaming at you it's gone a step or two past that.
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He didn't want to cum inside bc he knows I skipped some bc pills this week
Smart fella. Better to ruin someone's orgasm than risking paying child support for 18 years :D
Not that I wish ruined orgasms on you or anyone. You get my point.
Why didn't he simply put a condom on? Woulda saved him the hassle of forcibly removing your vagina from his penis. Or his penis from your vagina, whatever way you wanna look at it.
Damn, I'm stoned.
What a BALLZY reply :-* LOL at "simply" put a condom on.
What's funny about this whole thing is HE is the one that wants to make kids. NOT ME! If it were up to him I would have been off my BC ages ago. Pregnancy = 9 months of soberness. Fuuuukkkkk THAT
What you smoking Ballz? I'm packing a bowl of skywalker as soon as I hit "post" 8)
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Am I too late for the orgy? I've got lots of molly! :D
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He didn't want to cum inside bc he knows I skipped some bc pills this week
Smart fella. Better to ruin someone's orgasm than risking paying child support for 18 years :D
Not that I wish ruined orgasms on you or anyone. You get my point.
Why didn't he simply put a condom on? Woulda saved him the hassle of forcibly removing your vagina from his penis. Or his penis from your vagina, whatever way you wanna look at it.
Damn, I'm stoned.
What a BALLZY reply :-* LOL at "simply" put a condom on.
What's funny about this whole thing is HE is the one that wants to make kids. NOT ME! If it were up to him I would have been off my BC ages ago. Pregnancy = 9 months of soberness. Fuuuukkkkk THAT
What you smoking Ballz? I'm packing a bowl of skywalker as soon as I hit "post" 8)
Funny story, I'm currently smoking on some lovely Blueberry that surprisingly did not come from SR, but from a street dealer. And yes, it really is Blueberry. I've had it before in Holland and I'll never forget that smell.
What's so damn cool about this is that I live in a German city with less than 300k citizens and 95% of the weed here is complete shit being passed off as "Haze" and the other 5% is usually mystery weed that's not that bad. But this was the first time a dealer told me which strain I'm getting without lying.
And how cool is it that Skywalker is a cross of Blueberry and Mazar! That can't be a coincidence :D
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Am I too late for the orgy? I've got lots of molly! :D
Right on time! Who's molly did you get?
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Am I too late for the orgy? I've got lots of molly! :D
Right on time! Who's molly did you get?
I want some! ;)
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He didn't want to cum inside bc he knows I skipped some bc pills this week
Smart fella. Better to ruin someone's orgasm than risking paying child support for 18 years :D
Not that I wish ruined orgasms on you or anyone. You get my point.
Why didn't he simply put a condom on? Woulda saved him the hassle of forcibly removing your vagina from his penis. Or his penis from your vagina, whatever way you wanna look at it.
Damn, I'm stoned.
What a BALLZY reply :-* LOL at "simply" put a condom on.
What's funny about this whole thing is HE is the one that wants to make kids. NOT ME! If it were up to him I would have been off my BC ages ago. Pregnancy = 9 months of soberness. Fuuuukkkkk THAT
What you smoking Ballz? I'm packing a bowl of skywalker as soon as I hit "post" 8)
Funny story, I'm currently smoking on some lovely Blueberry that surprisingly did not come from SR, but from a street dealer. And yes, it really is Blueberry. I've had it before in Holland and I'll never forget that smell.
What's so damn cool about this is that I live in a German city with less than 300k citizens and 95% of the weed here is complete shit being passed off as "Haze" and the other 5% is usually mystery weed that's not that bad. But this was the first time a dealer told me which strain I'm getting without lying.
And how cool is it that Skywalker is a cross of Blueberry and Mazar! That can't be a coincidence :D
Could the mystery weed be coming from SR? I bet so.
I didn't do my research on skywalker... but this shit is (was) good. blueberry, tho, I didn't notice. I'm not all that savvy, tho :-\
I could go and research (C&P) and pretend to know shit... but I'm not gonna do that. Not right now anyway.
Ballz, you're pretty 8)
KITKAT! Let's do a cyber roll once Caparino gets serious and starts passing them out :)
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And anal, well, that depends how big your dick is :-\
hey trashbox, my dick is tiny so I think we'd be a great match!!!
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He didn't want to cum inside bc he knows I skipped some bc pills this week
Smart fella. Better to ruin someone's orgasm than risking paying child support for 18 years :D
Not that I wish ruined orgasms on you or anyone. You get my point.
Why didn't he simply put a condom on? Woulda saved him the hassle of forcibly removing your vagina from his penis. Or his penis from your vagina, whatever way you wanna look at it.
Damn, I'm stoned.
What a BALLZY reply :-* LOL at "simply" put a condom on.
What's funny about this whole thing is HE is the one that wants to make kids. NOT ME! If it were up to him I would have been off my BC ages ago. Pregnancy = 9 months of soberness. Fuuuukkkkk THAT
What you smoking Ballz? I'm packing a bowl of skywalker as soon as I hit "post" 8)
Funny story, I'm currently smoking on some lovely Blueberry that surprisingly did not come from SR, but from a street dealer. And yes, it really is Blueberry. I've had it before in Holland and I'll never forget that smell.
What's so damn cool about this is that I live in a German city with less than 300k citizens and 95% of the weed here is complete shit being passed off as "Haze" and the other 5% is usually mystery weed that's not that bad. But this was the first time a dealer told me which strain I'm getting without lying.
And how cool is it that Skywalker is a cross of Blueberry and Mazar! That can't be a coincidence :D
Could the mystery weed be coming from SR? I bet so.
I didn't do my research on skywalker... but this shit is (was) good. blueberry, tho, I didn't notice. I'm not all that savvy, tho :-\
I could go and research (C&P) and pretend to know shit... but I'm not gonna do that. Not right now anyway.
Ballz, you're pretty 8)
KITKAT! Let's do a cyber roll once Caparino gets serious and starts passing them out :)
For sure! Damn, I am seriously digging this synthroid shit, I feel kinda like I'm mildly high on opiates and speed. Manic i suppose. Or maybe this is just how normal people feel most of the time....huh.
Sorry for the thread jack, and yeah, we should all stage some sort of love in. ;)
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Zip, I'm down :-* but now I'm over being mad at TK, so let's bring her... maybe if you're there I have a better chance of getting in her pants bc I've been chasing that tail for weeks now to no avail... Naughty girl plays hard to get.
Sex story:
I'm pissed, btw.
I'm on top, riding him like the stallion he is and doing what I do best :) I'm getting more and more turned on... I let him know how fucking GOOD he feels inside me. He's moaning and telling me he needs to fuck me more often (EXACTLY what I want to hear)
Then he did this thing he does sometimes where he kinda sits up a bit, and while using the bed post behind him for leverage, he just kinda pushes and grinds right on my clit with his pelvis and then OMFG that's when it begins.......
"I'm gunna cum, baby, HARDER! I'm coming, HARDER, oOOoOoOOo, DON'T STOP!!......."
then BAM, fucker literally threw me off his dick.
He didn't want to cum inside bc he knows I skipped some bc pills this week, but HELLO, I'm a responsible female and I keep morning after pills for these exact type of situations.
Anyway, so yeah, I'm a little sexually frustrated right now. OH! I'm out of fucking weed, too. FUCK TODAY
Looking forward to filling up yr sweet pussy with cum ;) :-*
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ever been to drunk to come but somehow dont lose your erection, good for the ladies all agreed but we all love a sloppy ending.
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ever been to drunk to come but somehow dont lose your erection, good for the ladies all agreed but we all love a sloppy ending.
mmmmm, yes. I don't understand what woman wouldn't want a her partner to cum inside of her. It's the most amazing feeling in the world. I get shivers just thinking about it. Fuck, this thread is just making me sexually frustrated.
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Looking forward to filling up yr sweet pussy with cum ;) :-*
LOL
Now, Zip, THIS is the kind of thing I would expect in a PM... instead I'm getting it here and my PMbox is filled with step-by-step guides and instructions and drug manuals.
I'm really diggin' your style 8)
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I try to avoid dull moments ;)
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I'm with kitkat on this being sexually frustrating, simply the story of my life considering the ex is a complete and total psycho even though she is the best fuck I've ever had and it seems like the old days of just sending a text or calling someone to have a night of bliss are long gone. Also, I find girls to be pretty crazy about letting their partner just blow their load inside of them condom or not, its either A. NO DONT FUCKING DO THAT ARE YOU CRAZY or B. YOU MUST, there happens to be no in between with anyone that I have met. I'd totally be down to mess around with a decent looking girl who would let me just cum in her (condom and birth control of course) because I sure don't want to be paying for diapers.
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Ok, DIZ,
Firstly, coming inside WITH a condom DOES NOT COUNT (maybe for you, but not the same for us girlzz)
2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy... it's just a goddamn complex that comes from being able to get whatever you want, whenever you want it by batting an eyelash. So if you give her the good D and she likes, she'll want more, more, more. You, the man, (and it's only natural) will get bored bored bored... That's when BITCHES GET CRAZY
I have many hot female friends and some of them are nuts (they are usually the most fun, btw) and some are totally down to earth.
It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
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Well I'd rather not take the chance of getting someone I really don't like pregnant...
And only $60 dollars, damn girl I'd make you fucking rich.
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Ok, DIZ,
Firstly, coming inside WITH a condom DOES NOT COUNT (maybe for you, but not the same for us girlzz)
2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy... it's just a goddamn complex that comes from being able to get whatever you want, whenever you want it by batting an eyelash. So if you give her the good D and she likes, she'll want more, more, more. You, the man, (and it's only natural) will get bored bored bored... That's when BITCHES GET CRAZY
I have many hot female friends and some of them are nuts (they are usually the most fun, btw) and some are totally down to earth.
It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
Ohhhh~ you're making me soooo hard.
Get that sand out of your pussy. Get a life, homo.
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I'm with kitkat on this being sexually frustrating, simply the story of my life considering the ex is a complete and total psycho even though she is the best fuck I've ever had and it seems like the old days of just sending a text or calling someone to have a night of bliss are long gone. Also, I find girls to be pretty crazy about letting their partner just blow their load inside of them condom or not, its either A. NO DONT FUCKING DO THAT ARE YOU CRAZY or B. YOU MUST, there happens to be no in between with anyone that I have met. I'd totally be down to mess around with a decent looking girl who would let me just cum in her (condom and birth control of course) because I sure don't want to be paying for diapers.
On the face baby, on the face 8)
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It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
So...2 guys
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At one point when I was young and vibrant, I was dating this girl and realized she sort of enjoyed me being a sub to my dom. One night we were at play, I stripped her naked and let her eat my cock for a while before asking her if she wanted to do it doggy style. She nodded with anticipation and bent over willingly, her ample ass and wet pussy waiting for me to mount her.
I got close and whispered in her ear... "Then bark for me bitch..."
After about 10 minutes of yapping she finally earned her prize.
I guess the moral of the story is Diz if you have a girl that is telling you what to do in bed sometimes you just need to remind the bitch what her place is.
All right, I earned the - karma for that. I was young and foolish once, it's not my fault!
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It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
So...2 guys
exactly.
Was that a dumb joke?
My point is basically this: "crazy"= emotional; Men just aren't as emotional as we are.
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2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy... it's just a goddamn complex that comes from being able to get whatever you want, whenever you want it by batting an eyelash. So if you give her the good D and she likes, she'll want more, more, more. You, the man, (and it's only natural) will get bored bored bored... That's when BITCHES GET CRAZY
I have many hot female friends and some of them are nuts (they are usually the most fun, btw) and some are totally down to earth.
It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
Yeah, hot girls don't usually hear the word no or get ignored so they don't handle it very well......
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It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
So...2 guys
exactly.
Was that a dumb joke?
My point is basically this: "crazy"= emotional; Men just aren't as emotional as we are.
I'd say that women are also more crazy=crazy. Like DSM crazy
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It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
So...2 guys
exactly.
Was that a dumb joke?
My point is basically this: "crazy"= emotional; Men just aren't as emotional as we are.
men are as emotional, they just display and process their emotions in a different way than women, more suppressed and less dramatic ;D
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men are as emotional, they just display and process their emotions in a different way than women, more suppressed and less dramatic ;D
Truth....hence the "the you consider" part LOL
2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy..
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men are as emotional, they just display and process their emotions in a different way than women, more suppressed and less dramatic ;D
Truth....hence the "that you consider" part LOL
2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy..
Those suppressed emotions are best served HOT in the boudoir.
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2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy..
Those suppressed emotions are best served HOT in the boudoir.
Oh yes, TrashBox. Can't wait to have a proper chat with you ;)
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At one point when I was young and vibrant, I was dating this girl and realized she sort of enjoyed me being a sub to my dom. One night we were at play, I stripped her naked and let her eat my cock for a while before asking her if she wanted to do it doggy style. She nodded with anticipation and bent over willingly, her ample ass and wet pussy waiting for me to mount her.
I got close and whispered in her ear... "Then bark for me bitch..."
After about 10 minutes of yapping she finally earned her prize.
I guess the moral of the story is Diz if you have a girl that is telling you what to do in bed sometimes you just need to remind the bitch what her place is.
All right, I earned the - karma for that. I was young and foolish once, it's not my fault!
Whoa, D, outta left.
You're doing this on purpose. I know you are.
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Ok, DIZ,
Firstly, coming inside WITH a condom DOES NOT COUNT (maybe for you, but not the same for us girlzz)
2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy... it's just a goddamn complex that comes from being able to get whatever you want, whenever you want it by batting an eyelash. So if you give her the good D and she likes, she'll want more, more, more. You, the man, (and it's only natural) will get bored bored bored... That's when BITCHES GET CRAZY
I have many hot female friends and some of them are nuts (they are usually the most fun, btw) and some are totally down to earth.
It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
Ohhhh~ you're making me soooo hard.
Get that sand out of your pussy. Get a life, homo.
The following is from this thread: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=124705.0
I'll keep it simple as I don;t have much time.
1. Next time you fell like insulting one of the people that works for me, do it though me. http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=121408.75
2. Next time you feel like calling someone that I personally know to be an amazing person KITKAT, or TB an attention seeker for seeking help from a loving and strong community in a time of desperate need please shoot yourself, you don't deserve to be a part of our community.
3. Refrain from sending her personal messages... They serve to embarrass you, here is an interesting one cp and pasted:
"Lol, wow. You sound like such a faggot. Stop being such a pussy. I have more money than you'll have in your life kid. You fat piece of shit, neck beard living in your parents basement.
I eat pussys like you for breakfast.
Acting all hard on the internet.
You're a pathetic virgin. Just die already, fool."
Now just to clear some points, shes not a kid, check the avatars our team uses, also check our hash listing pics,
As for being a pussy, I don't see you selling anything on here, or apporting anything of any value. In fact all I see is you hiding behind an anonymous user name throwing unfounded, childish and cowardly accusations... On the other hand, she alone is responsible for the entire domestic shipping dept and BTC exchange side of a renowned and popular seller account with 99.5% positive feedback mostly thanks to her, that made it to top 19% in under two months and made over 5000$ dollars revenue in the last week. Not to mention that a large majority of customers state repeatedly that we have the best product on the road.
Also she is deffo not a virgin ;D aight, know her personally.
Also the only pussy you eat for breakfast is your neighbors can when your mum forgets to bring you extra pop tarts
I would love to go into an indepth slagging match with you as I am in a bad mood today, but I don't want an ear bashing from scout.
SO lets leave it as this, you don't buy from us or any of the sellers that chose to listen to our warning about you on the private vendors forum, no sellers like to deal with unpredictable children, mainly to protect their good name.
You don't message her or any other member of my team again that is if she hasn't blocked you already,
You don't insult valued members on the forums, sellers or not. And you stop being such a selfish prick picking on peoples worries and weaknesses to make yourself feel a little bigger than the unfortunate circumstances life has thrown at you have you believe. .
ACE
ACE from TSC
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2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy..
Those suppressed emotions are best served HOT in the boudoir.
Oh yes, TrashBox. Can't wait to have a proper chat with you ;)
LOL, Zip
You mean all that tech support doesn't count as proper chat?
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Ok, DIZ,
Firstly, coming inside WITH a condom DOES NOT COUNT (maybe for you, but not the same for us girlzz)
2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy... it's just a goddamn complex that comes from being able to get whatever you want, whenever you want it by batting an eyelash. So if you give her the good D and she likes, she'll want more, more, more. You, the man, (and it's only natural) will get bored bored bored... That's when BITCHES GET CRAZY
I have many hot female friends and some of them are nuts (they are usually the most fun, btw) and some are totally down to earth.
It's the same thing with men, tho. If I had a bitcoin for every guy who went BAT SHIT crazy on me I'd have like $60 right now :)
Cumming with a condom on has got to be the absolute worst part of having sex for me. I absolutely hate it. I already have no choice but to use magnum sized condoms, but they still don't make enough room on the tip of those things. It's not even that I'm saying my dick is too long for the condom, that's not the case at all, the problem is that the length and space left once it is on is often not enough to handle the entire volume of cum I can produce on the average day. What happens is the condom fills up and can no longer hold any more sperm, but they make condoms so well now a days that they simply won't pop. It just cuts off my ability to cum while there is still cum that hasn't cum yet. It's like the irritation you get when you stop peeing mid stream, except 25 times more irritating and painful. I fucking hate condoms. Orgasms should not be painful ever for any reason, but even if I tried to pull out, pull off the condom and then cum, not only would I feel completely ridiculous but I also probably wouldn't even actually cum by the time I went through those motions. Fuck my life... my dick is a curse.
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It just cuts off my ability to cum while there is still cum that hasn't cum yet.
SAY CUM
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TrashBox, reply #543, quote by fuckingACE. He was right to make that post. I won't make this thread go off-topic.
What I will say is that this thread has provided some candidness. If you can't talk about sex fantasies on Off-topic without being criticised then you start to wonder if the criticizer has intimacy problems. What started as an innocent post from you on fantasing about DrGonzo has had changes on me you won't know about. That's how life works. A simple post can change things through cause-and-effect like you wouldn't believe.
Most of the people that have posted here have done so in a friendly spirit. Or maybe some of us are just horny. But it is better than trolling people or talking crap on other threads so this thread was a pleasant break for me (from threads where they did) that and one I loved to visit. Thank you for providing me with some great memories and giving me the opportunity to meet people I would not have otherwise run into.
Now get back to sex talk already! ;)
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2) Hot chicks that you consider crazy..
Those suppressed emotions are best served HOT in the boudoir.
Oh yes, TrashBox. Can't wait to have a proper chat with you ;)
LOL, Zip
You mean all that tech support doesn't count as proper chat?
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No, that's what I would call "nerdy foreplay" ;)
:-*
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No, that's what I would call "nerdy foreplay" ;)
:-*
LOL
well it's working for ya ;)
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What started as an innocent post from you on fantasing about DrGonzo has had changes on me you won't know about.
I want to know EVERYTHING
Now get back to sex talk already! ;)
Wow, Atnas, you really know how to speak to a woman's heart ... it's like I've already known you an entire 3 months, but that can't be... you've only just registered a week ago.
Ya know, I meet such incredible people here all the time that I'm not entirely sure that you're all not the same person.... playing a dirty trick on me... like SR doesn't really exist. It's just a website that belongs to this kid I knew when I was 12. He was the smartest person I had ever met. Once, he took apart a radio and put it back together during the 25 minute bus ride to school. I thought that he would do big things someday. I guess he could have grown up to be DPR... wtf, maybe I'm right! I'm pretty sure he would have responded to my PM by now tho...
Anyway, what is it that you wanted to discuss, Atnas?
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A little blockage of sperm flow makes orgasm greater but yeah regular condoms don't cut it. Magnum's for life! ;)
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touch my nipples.
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touch my nipples.
ewww, no...buy me dinner first.
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A little blockage of sperm flow makes orgasm greater but yeah regular condoms don't cut it. Magnum's for life! ;)
Works like a cock ring :)
Do that many guys really actually seriously NEED magnums? If so, I have definitely been screwing the wrong dudes.
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A little blockage of sperm flow makes orgasm greater but yeah regular condoms don't cut it. Magnum's for life! ;)
Works like a cock ring :)
Do that many guys really actually seriously NEED magnums? If so, I have definitely been screwing the wrong dudes.
Yeah seriously, wtf? And ouch!
If it's too big you just end up damaging the lady bits, ya know? It's not like "Oh you tore me up last night I can't walk straight" it's more like "I think I am bleeding internally can you call 911 before I pass out?"
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Not to go on about how awesome I am but my dick is just average, a little girthy, but it has a nice curve to it that always manages to hit the spot. I know guys like to talk about having a huge dick and all but I'd really just rather leave my girl breathless and wondering how my seemingly inconspicuous little pecker just made her cum like that.
My first real girlfriend was dating a guy that was hung like a horse and I never once worried about having a small dick since it actually made her feel good rather than leaving her torn and crying. Once she rode my pony she ditched the horse and settled in for a long fun ride.
Us guys are seriously fucked up about dick size though. I'm pretty sure most of the ills of the world are in some way related to some guy thinking his dick isn't big enough and feeling like he needs to do something to make him an even bigger dick.
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This thread looks like fun!
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Wow, Atnas, you really know how to speak to a woman's heart ... it's like I've already known you an entire 3 months, but that can't be... you've only just registered a week ago.
That's the second time someone said that this week. I think you're both lying. ::)
It's just a website that belongs to this kid I knew when I was 12. He was the smartest person I had ever met. Once, he took apart a radio and put it back together during the 25 minute bus ride to school. I thought that he would do big things someday. I guess he could have grown up to be DPR... wtf, maybe I'm right! I'm pretty sure he would have responded to my PM by now tho...
Anyway, what is it that you wanted to discuss, Atnas?
Oh good for that kid! I'm sure it wasn't me, but who knows? I didn't want to discuss anything actually, I was drawn in by the lordy lordy quote ::) I hope you are OK TrashBox? This Ace chap certainly spelled it out very clearly without mincing words. I'm a bit frightened of Razorspyne. He might bite my head off!!! :o
So many naughty things said on this thread. I'm going to have to take a cold shower. :-*
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it's more like "I think I am bleeding internally can you call 911 before I pass out?"
LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!
The way SOME of these guys talk you would think us girls would be ending up the ER more often... not HAP. PEN. ING. THO.
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D, your words are like eargasisms so I can only imagine your dick would be blisssssfull... but that's that whole reality vs imagination BS and I'm trying not to go there bc Atnas wants to discuss sex. And this is my sex thread (although also a fantasy thread, however ??? ). Annnnd I like to talk about sex. So moving on...
Us guys are seriously fucked up about dick size though. I'm pretty sure most of the ills of the world are in some way related to some guy thinking his dick isn't big enough and feeling like he needs to do something to make him an even bigger dick.
Yes! You guys ARE fucked up about dick size. So let's discuss so I can fuck you up even more :-*
Being a lusty female I've seen my share of DICK. The good, the bad, and the "Oh, that's not soooo bad", so I'll share my thoughts on your theory, D:
~ War is def about men feeling inadequate about their dam dicks. Women don't want to fight. We want to LOVE. (for more on this, see recent posts in "Have You Ever Cheated" thread)
~ None of the men I've slept with (so far) have NEEDED a magnum, but one, in particular, used them. Upon first glance of the black box, I thought Alriiiighhhttttt... but turns out he was BIG, but the magnum was not necessary... just made me think he used them for show. Didn't sleep with him again either. Too cocky.
~ Men who have a big dick WILL TELL YOU ABOUT ASAP. Seriously. And this is becoming even more true now that I have joined this forum (maybe bc i posted that chicks get crazy after they get good dick, idk)
~ Men with a small dick will say they have some special function... "it's curved", "I have a hurricane tongue", "I'll make you come 200x", "it's vein-y and ribbed", "I last ALL NIGHT", etc. These are all actually great excuses (I'll take 200 orgasms over a big dick any day). It's just that, sadly, these are actually just excuses to get in your (my) pants and when dude doesn't deliver it's a BIG DISAPPOINTMENT. For me, a BIG dick can always deliver so.........
~ For some reason, the men that I've ended up in long relationships with have been well-endowed in the dick department. Also, they are ALL pretty confident, but not arrogant (well, one ex was SUPER arrogant, but I quickly realized I hated him and GTFO)
I think I could talk about dick all day........
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This thread looks like fun!
WELCOME!!
Today is DICK DISCUSSION DAY :) Please tell us all about your penis or a penis you like to ride :)
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Since its Dick discussion day, I wanted to share my story about my dick. I don't get to see a lot of other dicks really, but I wanted to know if other guys have a curve to their wang? Mine curves left and about 15-20 degrees too. Its quite noticable. Every time I ask chicks if its OK ya know, and they all say ya sure no big deal. But for me, I'm quite self concsious about it, ya know.
I guess on a good note, the tip rubs against the vagina wall nice and hard so the stimulation is nice for me. I had a girlfriend though, who went to her doctor because she was bleeding each time we did it and she didn't know why. She said it was only with me that it happened. Other girls say there is no difference though.
As for size, we girls say it don't matter much, but I know it does. Mine measures at 8.5 and I always wonder how big the guy before me was for the girl I'm with..... . . mmmmmm
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This thread looks like fun!
WELCOME!!
Today is DICK DISCUSSION DAY :) Please tell us all about your penis or a penis you like to ride :)
Wow, I feel so welcome!
Not that much to say, tbh! About average, maybe a little larger, but my last girlfriend seemed very happy with it! Admittedly, this is more likely because she was very very easy to please than because of anything to do with me, though!
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Since its Dick discussion day, I wanted to share my story about my dick. I don't get to see a lot of other dicks really, but I wanted to know if other guys have a curve to their wang? Mine curves left and about 15-20 degrees too. Its quite noticable. Every time I ask chicks if its OK ya know, and they all say ya sure no big deal. But for me, I'm quite self concsious about it, ya know.
I guess on a good note, the tip rubs against the vagina wall nice and hard so the stimulation is nice for me. I had a girlfriend though, who went to her doctor because she was bleeding each time we did it and she didn't know why. She said it was only with me that it happened. Other girls say there is no difference though.
As for size, we girls say it don't matter much, but I know it does. Mine measures at 8.5 and I always wonder how big the guy before me was for the girl I'm with..... . . mmmmmm
Whoa... 8.5 WITH a curve like that? Def don't need to be self-conscious about that, boy! Go put that beauty to use... sounds pretty amazing actually.
The bleeding thing is weird... I bet she was lying that it only happened with you.
And wondering about the guy before you is NOT HEALTHY... I dated this guy and I really liked him. I hadn't slept with him yet when he, for some reason, "accidently" saw dick pics that my ex, who in the process of trying to win me back after CHEATING, had been sending (i think he sent one every time he got hard... weird mutherfucker). Anyway, he had a huge dick (I'm not giving specifics on purpose) and this new guy COULD NOT GET OVER IT! for like weeeeeeks. The ex eventually quit sending pics and I ended up dating the new guy a little while longer, but we never had sex bc I just didn't like how self conscious he got over a dick pic he shouldn't have seen anyway.
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Since its Dick discussion day, I wanted to share my story about my dick. I don't get to see a lot of other dicks really, but I wanted to know if other guys have a curve to their wang? Mine curves left and about 15-20 degrees too. Its quite noticable. Every time I ask chicks if its OK ya know, and they all say ya sure no big deal. But for me, I'm quite self concsious about it, ya know.
I guess on a good note, the tip rubs against the vagina wall nice and hard so the stimulation is nice for me. I had a girlfriend though, who went to her doctor because she was bleeding each time we did it and she didn't know why. She said it was only with me that it happened. Other girls say there is no difference though.
As for size, we girls say it don't matter much, but I know it does. Mine measures at 8.5 and I always wonder how big the guy before me was for the girl I'm with..... . . mmmmmm
Whoa... 8.5 WITH a curve like that? Def don't need to be self-conscious about that, boy! Go put that beauty to use... sounds pretty amazing actually.
The bleeding thing is weird... I bet she was lying that it only happened with you.
And wondering about the guy before you is NOT HEALTHY... I dated this guy and I really liked him. I hadn't slept with him yet when he, for some reason, "accidently" saw dick pics that my ex, who in the process of trying to win me back after CHEATING, had been sending (i think he sent one every time he got hard... weird mutherfucker). Anyway, he had a huge dick (I'm not giving specifics on purpose) and this new guy COULD NOT GET OVER IT! for like weeeeeeks. The ex eventually quit sending pics and I ended up dating the new guy a little while longer, but we never had sex bc I just didn't like how self conscious he got over a dick pic he shouldn't have seen anyway.
I agree it's not healthy, but I would say it's pretty normal too. You just have to try and ignore it.
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TrashBox, wtf do girls mean by calling a dick pretty?
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I agree it's not healthy, but I would say it's pretty normal too. You just have to try and ignore it.
It might have been the way he went about seeing it. I guess it's normal to wonder, but it just isn't that big of a deal in the long run...
I do say once a girl gets good D, she'll go crazy over it; but really, with women, it's more about the mind fuck.
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TrashBox, wtf do girls mean by calling a dick pretty?
If I call a dick 'pretty' it's because it's more unique-looking than what I've seen recently and that I would like to eventually bounce up on it.
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Well my dick...
well TB's already seen my dick 8)
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So I should take it as a nice tits kinda thing?
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Well my dick...
well TB's already seen my dick 8)
ssssshhhhh zippy... that was in a PM (we've talked about this ::) ) jeeeezzz, can't a girl get a little action around here without her WHOLE SEX THREAD finding out about it? :-[
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Damn I thought this thread would have died lol.
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Damn I thought this thread would have died lol.
NOPE!
And YOU are takin' a walk with Gangta # 2 :P
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Damn I thought this thread would have died lol.
NOPE!
And YOU are takin' a walk with Gangta # 2 :P
Lol in another life sugar. ;)
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Damn I thought this thread would have died lol.
Honestly I love the fact that I can log onto SR to not just research and purchase drugs but also find out if my girl really a squirter or simply pissing on my face when I eat her out.
I mean there's really no other site out there that covers as many bases as these forums do.
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Damn I thought this thread would have died lol.
NOPE!
And YOU are takin' a walk with Gangta # 2 :P
Lol in another life sugar. ;)
It's Dick Dickussion Day, so tell us about your dick or GTFO ;)
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Damn I thought this thread would have died lol.
NOPE!
And YOU are takin' a walk with Gangta # 2 :P
Lol in another life sugar. ;)
It's Dick Dickussion Day, so tell us about your dick or GTFO ;)
To sum up - You are not on it.
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It's Dick Dickussion Day, so tell us about your dick or GTFO ;)
Congratulations sis you're a HERO, I wish you a night filled with fun and frolics! I can't remember when I was last here, it's been too long, happy to see this thread hasn't lost it's sex appeal! Speaking from my personal experiences with well endowed men, what's the point of having all that equipment if you don't know how to operate it? It's like having a DB9 with no fuel, the ride is going nowhere! I treat cock in the same way I treat drugs, quality over quantity ;)
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OMFG HERO STATUS!
Most of all I would like to thank my SR sisters Princess, TK, kitkat, and Ron Swanson. If it weren't for my girls I would never have made it to 500 posts (too many scary boyzz here)
Also all the wonderful men who post regularly in this thread and support me through my horny times, stoned times and now work times.
I know can be a slaggggggg sometimes :)
And many thanks to Razzy, Ace, Zip, Gonzo, DIAMONDASSHOLEDRUGPUMPER and SS........ who have been extra helpful :)
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Honestly I love the fact that I can log onto SR to not just research and purchase drugs but also find out if my girl really a squirter or simply pissing on my face when I eat her out.
I mean there's really no other site out there that covers as many bases as these forums do.
You are so fucking awesome.
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To sum up - You are not on it.
No, I'm not......
Tell me what it's like and I'll let you know if I'm interested in a ride.
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To sum up - You are not on it.
No, I'm not......
Tell me what it's like and I'll let you know if I'm interested in a ride.
Lol I don't think Mrs Limetless would be happy about that.
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OMFG HERO STATUS!
Most of all I would like to thank my SR sisters Princess, TK, kitkat, and Ron Swanson. If it weren't for my girls I would never have made it to 500 posts (too many scary boyzz here)
Also all the wonderful men who post regularly in this thread and support me through my horny times, stoned times and now work times.
I know can be a slaggggggg sometimes :)
And many thanks to Razzy, Ace, Zip, Gonzo, DIAMONDASSHOLEDRUGPUMPER and SS........ who have been extra helpful :)
Well said sis there's a lot of scary men here but a lot of nice guys too, whatever the sea of testosterone throws us we'll find our way together, girl power! I've been sniffing all night, shouldn't have, the come up was awful, feeling good now but it's breakfast time, if you'd like some breakfast it's on the mirror, help yourself :-*
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Limetless isn't into hot chicks. Look at his post count.
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Limetless isn't into hot chicks. Look at his post count.
Lol.
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I treat cock in the same way I treat drugs, quality over quantity ;)
We are sisters for soooooooooooo many reasons :-* :-*
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Lol I don't think Mrs Limetless would be happy about that.
If you tell her it's Dick Dickcussion day would she quit being such a cockblock?
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Limetless isn't into hot chicks. Look at his post count.
LOL, of course YOU show up for DDD (dick dickcussion day :D )
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Does this mean it's my turn for show and tell? My dick isn't even hard yet and it looks huge going after Limet.
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We are sisters for soooooooooooo many reasons :-* :-*
Truesay sis! I'm being rude everyone in this thread can pop round for breakfast, just need to find a bigger mirror, your 'Hero' status needs to be celebrated in style :) Welcome back Limet!
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Does this mean it's my turn for show and tell? My dick isn't even hard yet and it looks huge going after Limet.
This isn't one of those days where I'm gunna argue with you fella.
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Does this mean it's my turn for show and tell? My dick isn't even hard yet and it looks huge going after Limet.
This isn't one of those days where I'm gunna argue with you fella.
Awww, I love you too big guy.
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Does this mean it's my turn for show and tell? My dick isn't even hard yet and it looks huge going after Limet.
This isn't one of those days where I'm gunna argue with you fella.
Awww, I love you too big guy.
I'm sure. :)
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I should have know DDD would turn into boys fighting ::)
I'm glad you made nice NAUGHTY BOYZZZZZZ :-* :-* :-*
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I should have know DDD would turn into boys fighting ::)
I'm glad you made nice NAUGHTY BOYZZZZZZ :-* :-* :-*
All this discussion about dick makes me want some, too much coke always puts me in this position lol!
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I should have know DDD would turn into boys fighting ::)
I'm glad you made nice NAUGHTY BOYZZZZZZ :-* :-* :-*
All this discussion about dick makes me want some, too much coke always puts me in this position lol!
Oh Princess, my Princess! You know a DDD is good for that. I think I'll have to make it a weekly discussion here. As long as the boys agree to play nice and entertain us with descriptions instead of making this a "MINE IS BIGGER" mess LOL
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How this thread got to 40 pages truly amazes me.
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How this thread got to 40 pages truly amazes me.
Hello Daniel 8)
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How this thread got to 40 pages truly amazes me.
Hello Daniel 8)
HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh Jesus I am never drinking again.
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How this thread got to 40 pages truly amazes me.
Hello Daniel 8)
God damn. Just because someone who doesn't like your useless threads is automatically another person? You need to lay off the crackpipe. Crack is whack.
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How this thread got to 40 pages truly amazes me.
Hello Daniel 8)
God damn. Just because someone who doesn't like your useless threads is automatically another person? You need to lay off the crackpipe. Crack is whack.
WTF dude...no one is forcing you to read this thread. Move along, don't be rude.
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How this thread got to 40 pages truly amazes me.
Hello Daniel 8)
God damn. Just because someone who doesn't like your useless threads is automatically another person? You need to lay off the crackpipe. Crack is whack.
WTF dude...no one is forcing you to read this thread. Move along, don't be rude.
Who said I was a dude?
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How this thread got to 40 pages truly amazes me.
Hello Daniel 8)
Can you please fuck off out of threads in which you have nothing to contribute... (read as the entire forum)
God damn. Just because someone who doesn't like your useless threads is automatically another person? You need to lay off the crackpipe. Crack is whack.
WTF dude...no one is forcing you to read this thread. Move along, don't be rude.
Who said I was a dude?
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How this thread got to 40 pages truly amazes me.
Hello Daniel 8)
Can you please fuck off out of threads in which you have nothing to contribute... (read as the entire forum)
God damn. Just because someone who doesn't like your useless threads is automatically another person? You need to lay off the crackpipe. Crack is whack.
WTF dude...no one is forcing you to read this thread. Move along, don't be rude.
Who said I was a dude?
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Enough said, grow up a bit, stop embarrassing yourself, we´re here to make money, and were good at that. Your either here to buy drugs or make a tit out of yourself, and your good at one of them at least. So move on :)
ACE
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Oh Princess, my Princess! You know a DDD is good for that. I think I'll have to make it a weekly discussion here. As long as the boys agree to play nice and entertain us with descriptions instead of making this a "MINE IS BIGGER" mess LOL
Bigger isn't better, real men (as in gentlemen) know the big ones are actually a hindrance, and hurt the average receiver far more than give her pleasure. Walking around like I'm john wayne the next day isn't a good look for me! ░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░
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Don't feed the troll.
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Its always good to see princess stepping in and bringing sense to things. i bet your more than useful in the bedroom and in many other locations my sensual dearling.
it amuses me to contemplate what underwear your wearing. i bet you have a wondrous selection
Rawr. the pickles is frisky tonight [:
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Its always good to see princess stepping in and bringing sense to things. i bet your more than useful in the bedroom and in many other locations my sensual dearling.
it amuses me to contemplate what underwear your wearing. i bet you have a wondrous selection
Rawr. the pickles is frisky tonight [:
I wanna hear more about our sensual darling Princess tooooo.... do tell us more my, dare I say, sexxxxxxxyy sisterrrr....
Meow :-*
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Its always good to see princess stepping in and bringing sense to things. i bet your more than useful in the bedroom and in many other locations my sensual dearling.
it amuses me to contemplate what underwear your wearing. i bet you have a wondrous selection
Rawr. the pickles is frisky tonight [:
You know me too well Twelve_Pickles, I have an aladdin's cave of lingerie filled with everything you can imagine apart from thongs because I really don't like the 'something is in between my cheeks' feeling! The bugger is the majority of my lingerie doesn't fit me as I've lost so much weight, I blame and thank the high quality merchandise on SilkRoad for it lol! Maybe I should list some on my vendors account, would there be any demand for my lacy french knickers ;)
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It does so seem the sensual sister has sustained slumber! enough of the alliteration, TB im surprised you didnt jump in with a description of your moist pantaloons ;)
oh no i am suprised as i type
'Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.'
Princess you devilish minx. it is a shame that your fabulous underwear doesnt fit, do you see this as a good thing or a bad thing?
i do have a passion for the kitchen! if you need a positive diet [one that includes pie ;) ] just ask me¬
i love the frenchies too, accentuates the curves even more so.
on your underwear princess,it depends if they were worn princess, im sure you would have demand then. not so sure myself, id rather have the real you! although i possibly would pay for a sexy / kinky / dirty personal photo, anonymous of course.
Fine lines,curvy or slender, the beauty of the woman is in the eye of the beholder and the sexuality and sensuality is in the woman to be held! mmf!
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I wanna hear more about our sensual darling Princess tooooo.... do tell us more my, dare I say, sexxxxxxxyy sisterrrr....
Meow :-*
Dancing in a sexy basque on mandy is awesome, I recommend every woman tries it at least once, it's very liberating :-* It does so seem the sensual sister has sustained slumber! enough of the alliteration, TB im surprised you didnt jump in with a description of your moist pantaloons ;)
oh no i am suprised as i type
'Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.'
Princess you devilish minx. it is a shame that your fabulous underwear doesnt fit, do you see this as a good thing or a bad thing?
i do have a passion for the kitchen! if you need a positive diet [one that includes pie ;) ] just ask me¬
i love the frenchies too, accentuates the curves even more so.
on your underwear princess,it depends if they were worn princess, im sure you would have demand then. not so sure myself, id rather have the real you! although i possibly would pay for a sexy / kinky / dirty personal photo, anonymous of course.
Fine lines,curvy or slender, the beauty of the woman is in the eye of the beholder and the sexuality and sensuality is in the woman to be held! mmf!
It's a good thing, I was admiring my legs in some denim hot pants earlier, a shame they're also too big for me and fell down lol! Feel free to pie me up, I like pie! My creative juices are flowing, I've got so many ideas running through my head I'm about to have a braingasm ;)
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any chance of a custom listing? :P
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any chance of a custom listing? :P
Anything for you samesamebutdifferent providing it's in stock ;)
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i suppose worn underwear and erotic pics are a step too far....
...or are they!? thinking of those luscious long legs got me going!
glad to have aided with the juices Princess ;)
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any chance of a custom listing? :P
Anything for you samesamebutdifferent providing it's in stock ;)
Cool ;D
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My GAWD... it must be my birthday.
OoooOOOoooooOOOooooooOOO La La mi Princessa in lacy french lingereeeeeeee. Now I'm imagining my tiny dancer, Prinny Princessa, prancing around in the candlelight..... TY for the lovely image :) I'm taking it to bed tonight, my sexy sister :-* :-*
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TB, Rubbing one out ;) Hope you don't get carpet burn on your fingertips xxx
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TB, Rubbing one out ;) Hope you don't get carpet burn on your fingertips xxx
No carpet, bare floors... my fingertips will be just fine :D Her legs comment piqued my interest, too, Twelve....
Princesssssa, the people would like to hear more about your sticks ;)
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This thread is just torturing me. I need to find some actual dick, all this foreplay is leaving me frustrated.
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i suppose worn underwear and erotic pics are a step too far....
...or are they!? thinking of those luscious long legs got me going!
glad to have aided with the juices Princess
Hold that thought Twelve_Pickles... Princesssssa, the people would like to hear more about your sticks ;)
I'm leggy, for anyone who needs a visual it's advantageous in this situation (clearwebalert) www.menshealth.com/sex-position-playbook/butter-churner It's been a while since my butter was churned, I'm holding out for the right creamer ;)
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I'm leggy, for anyone who needs a visual it's advantageous in this situation (clearwebalert) www.menshealth.com/sex-position-playbook/butter-churner It's been a while since my butter was churned, I'm holding out for the right creamer ;)
"Benefits: An extra rush of blood to her head to increase her ecstasy. "
PS: mmmmmmm Leggggyyyy :P :P :-* :-*
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i would like to take this opportunity to add myself to the list of SR vendors that trashbox would like to fuck. I'm sure that either her or kitkat would be able to display the reason why
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i would like to take this opportunity to add myself to the list of SR vendors that trashbox would like to fuck. I'm sure that either her or kitkat would be able to display the reason why
Shhhhhhh! :o
I do not know what this person is talking about. You must mean the "other" kitkat that you sent pictures to..
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!! ;)
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lol right. the "other" kitkat
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lol right. the "other" kitkat
Yeah, that one. Wasn't she fucking crazy or some shit.... ::)
I am about to start quoting Bill Clinton in a minute here....
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you know you want this dick kitkat!
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stopping by to send some love to all the SR ladies <3
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you know you want this dick kitkat!
WOAH!!! Down boy! Isn't Ette your girlfriend now? She might not like you flirting with me.
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pretty sure in IRC a few dudes had a penis contest judged by our residential IRC ladies...bahaha
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you know you want this dick kitkat!
WOAH!!! Down boy! Isn't Ette your girlfriend now? She might not like you flirting with me.
uhm WTF Mcgrizzle, i thought we had something special.
you said youd grow a beard for me...
....now this?
youre missing out.
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pretty sure in IRC a few dudes had a penis contest judged by our residential IRC ladies...bahaha
QUIET YOU!!!
That was in the VIP room, remember? WHAT HAPPENS IN VIP STAYS IN VIP!!
Special thanks to KitKat and all the horny men who kept us entertained while the forums were down. LOVE YOU ALL :-* :-* :-* :-*
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pretty sure in IRC a few dudes had a penis contest judged by our residential IRC ladies...bahaha
QUIET YOU!!!
That was in the VIP room, remember? WHAT HAPPENS IN VIP STAYS IN VIP!!
Special thanks to KitKat and all the horny men who kept us entertained while the forums were down. LOVE YOU ALL :-* :-* :-* :-*
I dont recall you ever voting :[ Its a tie right now.
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pretty sure in IRC a few dudes had a penis contest judged by our residential IRC ladies...bahaha
ROFLMAO
Do you think we ought to have a SR Forum DickOff?
If I could post images directly in the forums I would so Photoshop the words "Dick/Off" onto the movie poster for the Nick Cage John Travolta movie Face/Off.
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you know you want this dick kitkat!
WOAH!!! Down boy! Isn't Ette your girlfriend now? She might not like you flirting with me.
uhm WTF Mcgrizzle, i thought we had something special.
you said youd grow a beard for me...
....now this?
youre missing out.
i'm so very sorry you had to read those troubling words. those were the old times and they are behind us:)
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pretty sure in IRC a few dudes had a penis contest judged by our residential IRC ladies...bahaha
QUIET YOU!!!
That was in the VIP room, remember? WHAT HAPPENS IN VIP STAYS IN VIP!!
Special thanks to KitKat and all the horny men who kept us entertained while the forums were down. LOVE YOU ALL :-* :-* :-* :-*
you're welcome ;)
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you know you want this dick kitkat!
WOAH!!! Down boy! Isn't Ette your girlfriend now? She might not like you flirting with me.
uhm WTF Mcgrizzle, i thought we had something special.
you said youd grow a beard for me...
....now this?
youre missing out.
i'm so very sorry you had to read those troubling words. those were the old times and they are behind us:)
Good cuz i just want to do some rails off your D before we go out.
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you know you want this dick kitkat!
WOAH!!! Down boy! Isn't Ette your girlfriend now? She might not like you flirting with me.
uhm WTF Mcgrizzle, i thought we had something special.
you said youd grow a beard for me...
....now this?
youre missing out.
i'm so very sorry you had to read those troubling words. those were the old times and they are behind us:)
Good cuz i just want to do some rails off your D before we go out.
as long as i can rub mah beard on yer ladybits ;)
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you know you want this dick kitkat!
WOAH!!! Down boy! Isn't Ette your girlfriend now? She might not like you flirting with me.
uhm WTF Mcgrizzle, i thought we had something special.
you said youd grow a beard for me...
....now this?
youre missing out.
i'm so very sorry you had to read those troubling words. those were the old times and they are behind us:)
Good cuz i just want to do some rails off your D before we go out.
as long as i can rub mah beard on yer ladybits ;)
as long a you shave it into a "hogan" ive always wanted a good hogan ride.
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Good cuz i just want to do some rails off your D before we go out.
Excuse me, hiya whythehell :) I'm TB, YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!
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you know you want this dick kitkat!
WOAH!!! Down boy! Isn't Ette your girlfriend now? She might not like you flirting with me.
uhm WTF Mcgrizzle, i thought we had something special.
you said youd grow a beard for me...
....now this?
youre missing out.
i'm so very sorry you had to read those troubling words. those were the old times and they are behind us:)
Good cuz i just want to do some rails off your D before we go out.
as long as i can rub mah beard on yer ladybits ;)
as long a you shave it into a "hogan" ive always wanted a good hogan ride.
sounds good to me;) i'll just keep the ball cozy on the whole time;)
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Good cuz i just want to do some rails off your D before we go out.
Excuse me, hiya whythehell :) I'm TB, YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!
WOO TB I would totally share rail space.
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Good cuz i just want to do some rails off your D before we go out.
Excuse me, hiya whythehell :) I'm TB, YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!
WOO TB I would totally share rail space.
i'm down
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Since CandyMan SPLILLED THE BEANS about our shenanigans last night, we are having another contest for anyone who missed out ::)
DICK/OFF CONTEST:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130601.msg892479#msg892479
Winners get FREE hash :)
1st- 3g
2nd- 2g
3rd- 1g
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Since CandyMan SPLILLED THE BEANS about our shenanigans last night, we are having another contest for anyone who missed out ::)
DICK/OFF CONTEST:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130601.msg892479#msg892479
Winners get FREE hash :)
1st- 3g
2nd- 2g
3rd- 1g
and possible some tits with yer name written across them
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Since CandyMan SPLILLED THE BEANS about our shenanigans last night, we are having another contest for anyone who missed out ::)
DICK/OFF CONTEST:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130601.msg892479#msg892479
Winners get FREE hash :)
1st- 3g
2nd- 2g
3rd- 1g
YESSSSSSS!!!!
I AM SOOOO EXCITED! ;D
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Since CandyMan SPLILLED THE BEANS about our shenanigans last night, we are having another contest for anyone who missed out ::)
DICK/OFF CONTEST:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130601.msg892479#msg892479
Winners get FREE hash :)
1st- 3g
2nd- 2g
3rd- 1g
and possible some tits with yer name written across them
I want boob pics with TrashBox written on them!....... how do I enter this thing again? ???
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I'm a bean spiller :)
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I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.
Ladies? ;D
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Since CandyMan SPLILLED THE BEANS about our shenanigans last night, we are having another contest for anyone who missed out ::)
DICK/OFF CONTEST:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130601.msg892479#msg892479
Winners get FREE hash :)
1st- 3g
2nd- 2g
3rd- 1g
and possible some tits with yer name written across them
I want boob pics with TrashBox written on them!....... how do I enter this thing again? ???
Hmmm, perhaps we can work something out in chat? ;)
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I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.
Ladies? ;D
HeLLoooOOOOoooo Ballzy :P :-*
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A truly EXPLICIT review of TSC's sexy kit coming soon to the Sex Fantasy forum ;)
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Without Further Ado,
The Explicit Review of the TSC Sexy Weekend Kit
Starring: Opium-Hash and TrashBox's SexyTime Playlist
It all began with a package that was stealthily packed...
can you say double-sealed vacuum packaging? Yes, I sure can. Couldn't smell shit til I got through the first seal...and then the lovely spicy earthy smell filled my nostrils. If you've read my review of the opium-hash, then you know about this already.
I had it all prepared; the knives, the stove, little balls of opium-hash ready to go, my half-bottle to catch all the wonderful-tasting vapor when my lady-friend arrived in sexy attire fit for only the sexiest PlayBoy Bunnies. TrashBox, I don't know what you look like, but you might have some competition. Watching her take long inhales of the opium-hash vapor I produced by touching the hot knife to the perfect round putty was arousing on its own. On her exhale, she let her shirt slip off her shoulder, exposing amazing lingerie. I could feel the sexual vibrations emanating from her as I used my iPhone to remote control my computer and turn on TrashBox's SexyTime Playlist.
It was time to get down with the get-down if ya know what I mean ;)
Not to take away from my own skills in the sheets, but she was absolutely drippin after a few hits. I was so rock hard and turned on by my own few hits of this delectable combo that I thought I had taken Viagra by accident. Had my ladyfriend slipped some in my drink? Shit, so high. The opium was just enough to ensure a long-lasting session of bed bangin, something around the two hour mark. Slow and sensual, the way that sensi flows. From time to time, when I came out of my loved-up, stoned-out, opiated stupor long enough, I found myself commenting about the remarkable playlist that came with the kit. Jesus, it's a good thing I wore a condom or I woulda been makin babies all night.
After a few hours of love making with this honey bunny, it was time for sleep. A few more hits of the opium-hash sandwiched between some high quality Spanish bud led me to a wonderful sexy sleep accompanied by my lovely sexytime ladyfriend.
Hope ya enjoyed this sexy review by ZipSyle,
brought to you by the fucking BADASS
The Scurvy Crew.
and that's wussup my niggas.
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TrashBox, I don't know what you look like, but you might have some competition. Watching her take long inhales of the opium-hash vapor I produced by touching the hot knife to the perfect round putty was arousing on its own. On her exhale, she let her shirt slip off her shoulder, exposing amazing lingerie. I could feel the sexual vibrations emanating from her as I used my iPhone to remote control my computer and turn on TrashBox's SexyTime Playlist.
Competition? I like competitions.... see if your LADYfriend wants to enter the BOOB contest and we'll let the men here decide for sure :P
Shit, so high. The opium was just enough to ensure a long-lasting session of bed bangin, something around the two hour mark. .... Jesus, it's a good thing I wore a condom or I woulda been makin babies all night.
Jesus? wtf... I told you my name was TRASHBOX. hehe. 2 hours? Good to know the 'Best Dick on SR' isn't a minute man.
After a few hours of love making with this honey bunny, it was time for sleep. A few more hits of the opium-hash sandwiched between some high quality Spanish bud led me to a wonderful sexy sleep accompanied by my lovely sexytime ladyfriend.
Awesomely explicit review, Zippy ZIP! The Scurvy Crew loves you :-* :-*
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It was my pleasure 8)
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I still fantasize about having sex with you people.
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;)
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All Day, All Night,
In Bed.
With.
You.
x
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Without Further Ado,
The Explicit Review of the TSC Sexy Weekend Kit
Starring: Opium-Hash and TrashBox's SexyTime Playlist
It all began with a package that was stealthily packed...
can you say double-sealed vacuum packaging? Yes, I sure can. Couldn't smell shit til I got through the first seal...and then the lovely spicy earthy smell filled my nostrils. If you've read my review of the opium-hash, then you know about this already.
I had it all prepared; the knives, the stove, little balls of opium-hash ready to go, my half-bottle to catch all the wonderful-tasting vapor when my lady-friend arrived in sexy attire fit for only the sexiest PlayBoy Bunnies. TrashBox, I don't know what you look like, but you might have some competition. Watching her take long inhales of the opium-hash vapor I produced by touching the hot knife to the perfect round putty was arousing on its own. On her exhale, she let her shirt slip off her shoulder, exposing amazing lingerie. I could feel the sexual vibrations emanating from her as I used my iPhone to remote control my computer and turn on TrashBox's SexyTime Playlist.
It was time to get down with the get-down if ya know what I mean ;)
Not to take away from my own skills in the sheets, but she was absolutely drippin after a few hits. I was so rock hard and turned on by my own few hits of this delectable combo that I thought I had taken Viagra by accident. Had my ladyfriend slipped some in my drink? Shit, so high. The opium was just enough to ensure a long-lasting session of bed bangin, something around the two hour mark. Slow and sensual, the way that sensi flows. From time to time, when I came out of my loved-up, stoned-out, opiated stupor long enough, I found myself commenting about the remarkable playlist that came with the kit. Jesus, it's a good thing I wore a condom or I woulda been makin babies all night.
After a few hours of love making with this honey bunny, it was time for sleep. A few more hits of the opium-hash sandwiched between some high quality Spanish bud led me to a wonderful sexy sleep accompanied by my lovely sexytime ladyfriend.
Hope ya enjoyed this sexy review by ZipSyle,
brought to you by the fucking BADASS
The Scurvy Crew.
and that's wussup my niggas.
I love Zipstyles reviews, he´s like a private school English teacher gone rogue.
ACE
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Damn zip aren't you lucky, all the girls of SR want a piece of you and you won best dick.
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Damn zip aren't you lucky, all the girls of SR want a piece of you and you won best dick.
I´m not a girl :/
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Damn zip aren't you lucky, all the girls of SR want a piece of you and you won best dick.
zip and are are married and have three kids, back off bitches! >:(
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You guys are making me blush. :P
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All Day, All Night,
In Bed.
With.
You.
x
Me, you and Mrs.Leggy Princessaa... we can all get realllllyyyyyy stoned first :) heightens the sense of touch. and smoke is sexy, no?
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All Day, All Night,
In Bed.
With.
You.
x
Me, you and Mrs.Leggy Princessaa... we can all get realllllyyyyyy stoned first :) heightens the sense of touch. and smoke is sexy, no?
sounds fantastic TB! all my girlfriends remark on how excitable and sensitive they become after having a little smoke! makes it all the fun for me, theres nothing more than i like than being selfless when im high and using my tongue to its fullest potential!
careful though, i've almost had my head crushed a twixt thighs before because she came so hard and couldn't control the spasms!
hopefully in this fantasy theres drapes and soft furnishings everywhere, and a hookah, why? Why the hell not!!
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You're all so filthyyyyyyyyyyyy
:-* ACE
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We need
"I Fantasize About Having Sex With You People" T-shirts.
On the back it should say: "All day, errday."
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You're all so filthyyyyyyyyyyyy
:-* ACE
the kissy face is MINE... stop flirting with my sex thread :P
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We need
"I Fantasize About Having Sex With You People" T-shirts.
On the back it should say: "All day, errday."
Someone please list it, so I can make a coupon for that shit!
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lol this is seriously a hilarious post.
as for homosexual thoughts, not a biggy. dont stress about it haha .
its "normal" for some people :D
You thought i was a DUDE? I am just now realizing this...
Ok, so in the interest of discussing drugs and sex we will be celebrating the entire week leading up to my FAVORITE holiday (don't tell Tinydot :-X) of the year! what? you don't know? 420 BABY 8) WELCOME to ****DIRTY SEXY DRUGGY WEEK ****
RULES TO PLAY:
You must be a gangsta
You must do drugs
You must have sex
You must be dirtynastynastydirty
What is your got-to dirty drug trick/favorite thing to do?
i like a good dick rail (btw, maybe i'm late to the party, but MEPH is DEPH the new coke).... i sniff my line <3 (still need both hands, not a pro), and then AHH BURNzz (so good)... then lick the rest off, makin' eyez, of course :P hmmmmm
NOW, i know all of you naughty boys and girls have much more DRUGilicious things going on than i do. so, i begggggg you, pleassse...
PLEASE SHARE!!!! I need ideazz :-X ... also, as much as i hate to admit it :-[ i still have these fantasies fueled by YOU PEOPLE :P
Also, if anyone has an idea of how to work out a threesome with JayZ and Beyonce, lemme know... even just a detailed explanation of how you envision the whole thing to go down.... help the needy (me) here. charity work. you can even write it off this week ;)
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lol this is seriously a hilarious post.
as for homosexual thoughts, not a biggy. dont stress about it haha .
its "normal" for some people :D
You thought i was a DUDE? I am just now realizing this...
Ok, so in the interest of discussing drugs and sex we will be celebrating the entire week leading up to my FAVORITE holiday (don't tell Tinydot :-X) of the year! what? you don't know? 420 BABY 8) WELCOME to ****DIRTY SEXY DRUGGY WEEK ****
RULES TO PLAY:
You must be a gangsta
You must do drugs
You must have sex
You must be dirtynastynastydirty
What is your got-to dirty drug trick/favorite thing to do?
i like a good dick rail (btw, maybe i'm late to the party, but MEPH is DEPH the new coke).... i sniff my line <3 (still need both hands, not a pro), and then AHH BURNzz (so good)... then lick the rest off, makin' eyez, of course :P hmmmmm
NOW, i know all of you naughty boys and girls have much more DRUGilicious things going on than i do. so, i begggggg you, pleassse...
PLEASE SHARE!!!! I need ideazz :-X ... also, as much as i hate to admit it :-[ i still have these fantasies fueled by YOU PEOPLE :P
Also, if anyone has an idea of how to work out a threesome with JayZ and Beyonce, lemme know... even just a detailed explanation of how you envision the whole thing to go down.... help the needy (me) here. charity work. you can even write it off this week ;)
Iv had a weird experience with that. Somehow managed to get two models to go at it with me. They were doing lines off my dick and after a few my dick went numb. Freaked me the fuck out.
One of my craziest experiences, I was on like ten hits of acid, a small amount of meth, and a fuck load of DXM. I had this crazy girlfriend who when she was horny you couldn't part her from my cock. So long story short I'm seeing shit tripping harder then Iv ever before, plus I feel like I'm god. She pulls me behind a dumpster in an alley. I don't even fucking know whats going on or where I am at this point. She was fucked up on just Meth. It was around 12-1ish when we started and I remeber seeing the sun come up and we were still fucking. Freaked me out. I thought it had been just minutes. Right then I blew my load and it was insane like over a pint of cum. Covered the girl.
While I was fucking her I kept forgetting we were fucking.
This is in my top 3 craziest sex stories I have.
Chaos
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Iv had a weird experience with that. Somehow managed to get two models to go at it with me. They were doing lines off my dick and after a few my dick went numb. Freaked me the fuck out.
One of my craziest experiences, I was on like ten hits of acid, a small amount of meth, and a fuck load of DXM. I had this crazy girlfriend who when she was horny you couldn't part her from my cock. So long story short I'm seeing shit tripping harder then Iv ever before, plus I feel like I'm god. She pulls me behind a dumpster in an alley. I don't even fucking know whats going on or where I am at this point. She was fucked up on just Meth. It was around 12-1ish when we started and I remeber seeing the sun come up and we were still fucking. Freaked me out. I thought it had been just minutes. Right then I blew my load and it was insane like over a pint of cum. Covered the girl.
While I was fucking her I kept forgetting we were fucking.
This is in my top 3 craziest sex stories I have.
Chaos
OMG, i knew there were dudes bangin' models here. I fucking KNEW IT!!! 8) this is bc badass dudes who have drugs usually get to bang models. there are badass dudes here. i knew this, i live this.... and I looooove thisssss.
Anyways, the dirtynastynastydirty stories: dumpsters, pints of cum, etc... all purrrrrrrrrfect :P keep em coming NASTY BOYS (and kitkat)
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ahahahaha lmfao!!
i love this place for soooo many reasons!!
so, um yea.. wow!! where to start?!?
i've got some GOOD ones!! holy cow.. memories!!
but for now.. you'll have to wait!! lol :P
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ahahahaha lmfao!!
i love this place for soooo many reasons!!
so, um yea.. wow!! where to start?!?
i've got some GOOD ones!! holy cow.. memories!!
but for now.. you'll have to wait!! lol :P
WAIT?!?!?!?!?!
BOY, I am home (alone) on a saturday night WITHOUT drugs (long story) I want the all the disgusting details MEOW
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ahahahaha lmfao!!
i love this place for soooo many reasons!!
so, um yea.. wow!! where to start?!?
i've got some GOOD ones!! holy cow.. memories!!
but for now.. you'll have to wait!! lol :P
WAIT?!?!?!?!?!
BOY, I am home (alone) on a saturday night WITHOUT drugs (long story) I want the all the disgusting details MEOW
Ill try and write another one of my hot and steamy stories tomorrow, just for you trashbox ;)
Chaos
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ahahahaha lmfao!!
i love this place for soooo many reasons!!
so, um yea.. wow!! where to start?!?
i've got some GOOD ones!! holy cow.. memories!!
but for now.. you'll have to wait!! lol :P
WAIT?!?!?!?!?!
BOY, I am home (alone) on a saturday night WITHOUT drugs (long story) I want the all the disgusting details MEOW
Ill try and write another one of my hot and steamy stories tomorrow, just for you trashbox ;)
Chaos
Ooooo, hello Chaos... did I mention i love your name? ChAoSsSsSZZZzzzzZZZ anyway, I'm looking forward to tomorrow :-*
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joywind who are you to decide who needs to get a life? stop judging people and learn that you're no better than any other person, we are equals.
I hear this a lot and I have to respectfully disagree. Not with joywind judging other, I think there's on place for that. Everyone is not equal, some people are better than others. How could we possible be equal, some people are dumb, some are smart, some can pay attention, some need to find some Addy's on SR, that reminds me......
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Here goes my 2c;
I was livin in one of those dirty nasty hostels with a lot of foreigners, there was a brazilian model who was a completly slut
I was smokin a lot of weed and was on acid, next thing i now, the brazilian knocks up my door, she enter and start kissin me really freaked, like she was on coke or something, i start banging her against the wall when a roomie enter and fuckd my party.
The funny part is this, that roomie has a girlfriend who was REAAALLY HOT, we get out to party, 4 friends and the gf.
At the club she was completly checkin me out and dancing dirty when the guy was off for drinks, when we get back at the hostel, we went to the roof, i came down to get more weed, the girl get down to "bathroom", next thing i remember, she blowin my cock on the bathroom and takin all of my load, lol. Way 2 crazy night.
Cheers~
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I was livin in one of those dirty nasty hostels with a lot of foreigners,
OMG , donattto, awesomely whoreish and gross. LOVE IT! and you actually LIVED in a hostel? I bet you have lots of nasty stories :o
And when you say "foreigners" and "dirty nasty hostel" in the same breath i immediately think of all the american kids ::) on the proverbial ::) post-grad ::) back-pack trek ::) through europe LOL we may need an entire week to discuss the disgusting shizz that goes down in there...
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I was livin in one of those dirty nasty hostels with a lot of foreigners,
OMG , donattto, awesomely whoreish and gross. LOVE IT! and you actually LIVED in a hostel? I bet you have lots of nasty stories :o
And when you say "foreigners" and "dirty nasty hostel" in the same breath i immediately think of all the american kids ::) on the proverbial ::) post-grad ::) back-pack trek ::) through europe LOL we may need an entire week to discuss the disgusting shizz that goes down in there...
Get on chat SLAAAG!!
I have some NSFF (not safe for forums) stories for ya. ;)
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joywind who are you to decide who needs to get a life? stop judging people and learn that you're no better than any other person, we are equals.
I hear this a lot and I have to respectfully disagree. Not with joywind judging other, I think there's on place for that. Everyone is not equal, some people are better than others. How could we possible be equal, some people are dumb, some are smart, some can pay attention, some need to find some Addy's on SR, that reminds me......
PAY ATTENTION ! ! ohhh, sorry ... uh, nm... get your addys... come back later and tell us about your sex life :D
PS: is that YOU in your avatar pic?
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joywind who are you to decide who needs to get a life? stop judging people and learn that you're no better than any other person, we are equals.
I hear this a lot and I have to respectfully disagree. Not with joywind judging other, I think there's on place for that. Everyone is not equal, some people are better than others. How could we possible be equal, some people are dumb, some are smart, some can pay attention, some need to find some Addy's on SR, that reminds me......
PAY ATTENTION ! ! ohhh, sorry ... uh, nm... get your addys... come back later and tell us about your sex life :D
PS: is that YOU in your avatar pic?
Pretty sure that's Kurt Cobain... pre shotgun blast, of course
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joywind who are you to decide who needs to get a life? stop judging people and learn that you're no better than any other person, we are equals.
I hear this a lot and I have to respectfully disagree. Not with joywind judging other, I think there's on place for that. Everyone is not equal, some people are better than others. How could we possible be equal, some people are dumb, some are smart, some can pay attention, some need to find some Addy's on SR, that reminds me......
PAY ATTENTION ! ! ohhh, sorry ... uh, nm... get your addys... come back later and tell us about your sex life :D
PS: is that YOU in your avatar pic?
Pretty sure that's Kurt Cobain... pre shotgun blast, of course
kurt who? never heard of him, but dude is HOT. damnnnnnn. Sir, i am foreveeeeerrrrrrrrrr in debt to your pricelessss adviceeeeee :-*
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joywind who are you to decide who needs to get a life? stop judging people and learn that you're no better than any other person, we are equals.
I hear this a lot and I have to respectfully disagree. Not with joywind judging other, I think there's on place for that. Everyone is not equal, some people are better than others. How could we possible be equal, some people are dumb, some are smart, some can pay attention, some need to find some Addy's on SR, that reminds me......
PAY ATTENTION ! ! ohhh, sorry ... uh, nm... get your addys... come back later and tell us about your sex life :D
PS: is that YOU in your avatar pic?
Pretty sure that's Kurt Cobain... pre shotgun blast, of course
kurt who? never heard of him, but dude is HOT. damnnnnnn. Sir, i am foreveeeeerrrrrrrrrr in debt to your pricelessss adviceeeeee :-*
Have you ever heard of nirvana?
Chaos
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Have you ever heard of nirvana?
nirvana= noisy grunge band from dark, rainy city. i'm picturing doc martins and flannel.
nirvana= some Buddhist term that i will never fully comprehend :P
OR
nirvana= experiencing ego death via psychedelic drugs....dunno, have not had the pleasure BUT i think it might feel something like this:
i can't see the end of me
my whole expanse, I cannot see
i formulate infinity
stored deep inside me
if i had to lose a mile
if i had to touch feelings
i would lose my soul
the way i do
i dont have to think
i only have to do it
the results are always perfect
and that's old news
Oh Me by Meat Puppets
Although he didn't write this song Nirvana covered it on the unplugged album. Kurt Cobain was a man with a death wish singing about how everything is perfect. i think that's pretty nirvana-ish...
Anyways. i was kinda fucking around earlier. i like the avatar, i see it sometimes here since it's a stock pic. i feel connected to the users who use him (users who use him, heh) to portray themselves... "it's better to burn out, than to fade away" -that's from his suicide note and, to me, it's such destructive, yet energizing life advice and it seems to be a pretty common theme around here, too. i was young when he died but i grew up listening to his music. i love the man but there's so much i don't understand about him.
Dear SS: thanks for the word 'heh'... that's the first time i've used it. i like it. and now that i have your attention. please post a sex story... i know i'm not the only one dying to hear. please don't make me beg :P
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please don't make me beg :P
Shhh... you're making one come to mind right now. Naughty girl ;)
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So this song reminded me of this thread... enjoy (;
SBTRKT - Wildfire
I could bet all the riches that I ever had.
Rushing the night like a shockwave, would it be bad?
If I had to-
set the alarm 'cause those thrills that run up my back.
You're my star nothing else can lead me off track.
Hey-
You're like a wildfire.
You got me rising hot.
Your innocence-
Who's the brave?
Drowning in,
will you save me?
It's a crime-
if you don't.
You're the spy-
by the throat.
-zippy
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aaaaaand thus marks the death of the epic Sex Thread
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aaaaaand thus marks the death of the epic Sex Thread
All good things must come to an end I suppose...
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aaaaaand thus marks the death of the epic Sex Thread
What? Why :'(
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aaaaaand thus marks the death of the epic Sex Thread
What? Why :'(
Now look what you people have done. Broken an innocent little girl's heart... why, it's criminal malpractice, I tell you! Someone get me a vibrator, handcuffs, ice, and a blindfold, stat! And whatever else is within reach, damn it, we'll just have to make do! A thread's life is hanging in the balance here! CLEAR!!!
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aaaaaand thus marks the death of the epic Sex Thread
What? Why :'(
Because no one replied to my post for like a whole month :'(
aaaaaand thus marks the death of the epic Sex Thread
What? Why :'(
Now look what you people have done. Broken an innocent little girl's heart... why, it's criminal malpractice, I tell you! Someone get me a vibrator, handcuffs, ice, and a blindfold, stat! And whatever else is within reach, damn it, we'll just have to make do! A thread's life is hanging in the balance here! CLEAR!!!
THATS THE SPIRIT, SS!
Man the vibrators! Distribute the Viagra! Pour the GHB Punch! Smoke the Horny Goat Weed! Let Hedonism Reign Once Again!!
THIS THREAD WILL NOT GO QUIET INTO THE DARK NETHERPAGES OF THE FORUM!
**Applies Defibrillator**
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btw, maybe i'm late to the party, but MEPH is DEPH the new coke
Haha, TrashBox you are my kind of girl. ;) Was it mine by any chance?
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btw, maybe i'm late to the party, but MEPH is DEPH the new coke
Haha, TrashBox you are my kind of girl. ;)
Am I? bc I've been dying to know for ages :-X
Was it mine by any chance?
It wasn't... I didn't even know what meph was until ZipStyle sent me a link for a sample. I was basically a mj/molly/blow kind of girl until I got to SR a few months ago and was introduced to a whole new world of drugs. I'll def give yours a try next time I'm in the market :)
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btw, maybe i'm late to the party, but MEPH is DEPH the new coke
Haha, TrashBox you are my kind of girl. ;)
Am I? bc I've been dying to know for ages :-X
Was it mine by any chance?
It wasn't... I didn't even know what meph was until ZipStyle sent me a link for a sample. I was basically a mj/molly/blow kind of girl until I got to SR a few months ago and was introduced to a whole new world of drugs. I'll def give yours a try next time I'm in the market :)
Haha possibly but I guess we will never know for sure hun. ;)
And yeah do, mine is the best here. Lab grade, like it should be. 8)