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Title: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on December 19, 2012, 08:37 pm
UPDATES:
TrashBox here  :-* We have expanded our selection to include the following:

~ The highest quality gourmet HASH out of Morocco and Pakistan  8)

~ Some of the best opium you will find on SR  :-X

~ Spanish island outdoor-grown WEED man

~ Weekend Anti-Boredom Kits

~ Sensual Seduction Kit  :-* :-*

********************************************************************************************************************

Hello my lovelies

We finally did it.  ::) And to kick off this awesomeness we will be shifting some Acid at reduced price! Order now and it will arrive in time for X-Mas, you gotta hunt it out peoples.
There´s an introduction on our seller account page that lets you know all about us.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/9de2239028

Many thanks to all of our testers! and SR admin for making the world a safer place.

Also, just to avoid confusion, there are multiple people in our team that will be using this account, (we cant be arsed to use 3 different ones and keep signing in and out) admin peeps if you will, ACE being the original one that you have all spoken too (He´s ill in bed at the mo :( diddums ) Me Rox, the most rocking one outta the 3. and TK although he´s scared of computers.. we´ll sign off using our names.

Right lets get them listings up.

ROX


 
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 19, 2012, 08:53 pm
Just copy and pasting in the text ace gave me to put in my lovely, I believe you were one of our testers. I prepared the package myself. did you receive it?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: pakak1 on December 19, 2012, 09:10 pm
Ok than im your second fan :)

and guess what a coincidence...  i was just putting down the pipe from smoking your opium when i noticed your new thread -  so i guess its a good time for a review as i was lucky enough to be one of the testers -

So obviously i must start by saying that fuckingACE is one of the coolest dudes here which you can trust for sure with your orders not only it came here flawlessly and faster than i would ever imagine (was sent on Friday - got here on Tuesday from EU to Asia) it was packed in a very smart and stealthy way which wont be easly detected for sure.

The opium is a great smelling little hard brown piece even before i kept frozen so it wasn't sticking all around,

I must admit i did not smoke opium for quite a few years now,  but still, from this opium all i needed was some small piece placed in a vaporizing glass pipe to get me a high enough to sit for the last 15 minutes staring at the screen and writing this seems-to-be-endless-review

Now all im going to do is get some more smoked and enjoy this great smell of opium in my house until i will fall asleep :)

- I also have a couple of blotters (seem like a Yellow alien and Smurfs?)  from fuckingACE  which i will let a friend of mine test since i do not have time for LSD trip in the next few days, and of course will report back

Congratulation on the new vendor account, i will be sure to keep an open eye for your listings.

Recommended A++
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: James Hardens Beard on December 19, 2012, 09:19 pm
Congrats on setting up ACE & Crew, looking forward to your items being listed.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 19, 2012, 09:33 pm
Nope, haven't received anything yet.  No worries though - I know things are a rush at the beginning!  It'll get here.  :)

It should be there in a few days! we sent a package across the pond 3 days before yours and it arrived yesterday! let us know if its not there by friday for a re-ship!

ROX
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: acidsoldier on December 19, 2012, 09:48 pm
+1 for good luck in business ! :) As approaching with customers it's basic u know that most of acidheads prefer before buying some acid want to read a trip report before ! I would love to make some reviews about ur Lucy... I've made tones of reports, check my feedback and much love bro:)

acidsoldier
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 19, 2012, 10:24 pm
+1 for good luck in business ! :) As approaching with customers it's basic u know that most of acidheads prefer before buying some acid want to read a trip report before ! I would love to make some reviews about ur Lucy... I've made tones of reports, check my feedback and much love bro:)

acidsoldier

you sneaky little monkey :P Only because we love you. We will create a custom 0 cost listing for you in a mo
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 19, 2012, 10:46 pm
Our first trial listings are up guys! have a gander :)

Over the next 5 days running up to X-MAS day we will randomly be putting up listings for single units of LSD and Opium at cost price keep an eye out on our products. they will be marked by a picture of an X-mas tree in the product foto!

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 19, 2012, 11:44 pm
+1 for good luck in business ! :) As approaching with customers it's basic u know that most of acidheads prefer before buying some acid want to read a trip report before ! I would love to make some reviews about ur Lucy... I've made tones of reports, check my feedback and much love bro:)

acidsoldier

Hey soldier, We created a custom listing for you
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/6ca16e8489

give us your wallet address and we will give you the .33 BTC for the listing, we rather do it this way and start getting feedback.

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 20, 2012, 12:02 am
Hey Captain!
Its ACE! Ive got a horrible fukn case of the flu :( feel like i´m dying..
I sent you Mario's and Aliens, we only received the radio head ones on Monday, it should definitely arrive this week. it was shipped late friday so really its only been in the post 3 days. On weekends the postal service stops in Spain. as soon as you confirm delivery we will send you some radiohead blotters. We will be creating the SR listing for them this week.
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: dsfsgfq on December 20, 2012, 04:18 am
Hello everyone :)

Unfortunately I'm new to the forum but Opium and LSD Blotters to affordable prices is something I'm searching for since a long time.
Lately I have been active at the RC-Scene, so I don't have that many orders here at the moment but a shitload of experience with Psycedelics ;)
I dropped you a few lines via the shop system.
Please let me take part in this, I'm looking for this for a very long time :)

Greetings
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 20, 2012, 09:13 am
Hello everyone :)

Unfortunately I'm new to the forum but Opium and LSD Blotters to affordable prices is something I'm searching for since a long time.
Lately I have been active at the RC-Scene, so I don't have that many orders here at the moment but a shitload of experience with Psycedelics ;)
I dropped you a few lines via the shop system.
Please let me take part in this, I'm looking for this for a very long time :)

Greetings
Hey! We´ve been having problems logging in to SR this morning.. Seems like there is an issue to connect every morning till about 12:00pm GMT. As soon as we are in we will check out your request and write back!
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 20, 2012, 02:00 pm
Holey Moley,
 11 orders in 8 hours for a new seller! that can´t be all bad..  ;D
We loveeeeeee you
T.S.C
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Knomo on December 20, 2012, 02:15 pm
My experience with The Scurvy Crew is that these guys have amazing products and work very professional :)

Their packaging is top notch, you can really see they spend time and care on it.

Here's a review I wrote about their opium.

Quote
The opium smells absolutely amazing - very earthy and plant-like - I really love it. Think I'm going to use it to scent my room ;D
I have smoked a bit and it's very very smooth, surprisingly easy on the throat and gives me a really clear high which I cannot really compare to anything I've smoked before :P


Recommended vendor!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Mr. Fluffles Schrodinger on December 23, 2012, 06:41 am
Posting in thread ffr.
I feel for you, Ace. Get better!


Let Lucy's floodgates open.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Javallama on December 23, 2012, 10:29 pm
Hey Ace, hope you're feeling better.
I was wondering approximately how many micrograms are on the blotters.
I will be ordering soon!
Thanks
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 24, 2012, 01:19 pm
Hey, ACE!  Hope you're feeling better by now!

Just wanted to drop in and let you know I still haven't seen the package.  Glad to see everyone else has received theirs, and I hope your business continues to grow!

:)

Hey :D Sent you a message about a reship We should probably wait until the X-MAS rush passes in a few days though. I wouldn´t be surprised if you end up with it arriving once the posties start work again!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 24, 2012, 01:21 pm
Hey Ace, hope you're feeling better.
I was wondering approximately how many micrograms are on the blotters.
I will be ordering soon!
Thanks
Hey!
It´s Ace, thanks for the well wish :D I´m almost fully recovered :D We are waiting for news from the LSD Avengers on the content of the Tabs, however Judging by the long shipping times to the US it could be a few weeks until their tester receives it. As soon as I have news I´ll post it up in here!
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 24, 2012, 01:23 pm
Posting in thread ffr.
I feel for you, Ace. Get better!


Let Lucy's floodgates open.

Why Thank you very much Mr. Fluffles ;) I´m almost mended now. Just a runny nose left to cure :D Erhemmm queue the ketamine

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: sassy290 on December 24, 2012, 01:58 pm
Sup Scurvy Crew.

What is the estimated dosage on the Mario LSD blotters ?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 24, 2012, 03:33 pm
Sup Scurvy Crew.

What is the estimated dosage on the Mario LSD blotters ?
Hey!
We are waiting for The LSD Avengers to provide an guestimate estimate. As soon as they do I will post it up on here. Give it around a week I would guess.

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: pakak1 on December 24, 2012, 06:30 pm
Ok here is the review regarding the Mario Blotters -

- As i did not have time for an LSD trip, i gave the blotter to a friend who is not too experienced with LSD and told him he need to write me a review and here what he said as i translated to English as far as i could:


=====Start Of quoted report=======
i Took the blotter in one hit on Friday night , had very bad setting around me  - home and alone, and not experienced user.

Hour and half later - felt nothing , was planning on emailing Pakak1 with a mail saying "had no effect" and went to sleep.

- About an hour later, woke up COMPLETELY BLOWN OUT OF MY MIND feeling that every organ in my body is going to explode with internal restlessness and discomfort, this feeling lasted for almost 24 hours until Saturday night when i was able to sleep on-and-off.

until now, two days later i still feel restless but much less.
the major effect i had was this body feeling with extreme discomfort

As for hallucination:  Didn't have that many of them, saw lots of colors and light were dancing in front of my eyes, i saw all object with different cool textures changing all over them and mixed reality with lots of toughs and imaginations - but these effects were minor comparing to the body feelings i had.

Did not feel any "ego death" "united with universe" and rest of the feeling that people are talking about.

To sum up:  im too old for these stuff :)

=====End Of quoted report=======


Now for my comments:  from what i understand from reading this report i understand:

- Blotters are great and strong!
- The tester is not experienced
- Tester made a mistake with going to sleep instead of waiting
- The Tester Had Very Bad Settings around him that affected him badly due to the strength of the blotters.

So bottom line - sounds like great blotter but no so good tester :)  will test the other one (green alien) and report back - either on myself or with someone more experienced!

Thanks fuckingACE !!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 24, 2012, 07:26 pm
Ok here is the review regarding the Mario Blotters -

- As i did not have time for an LSD trip, i gave the blotter to a friend who is not too experienced with LSD and told him he need to write me a review and here what he said as i translated to English as far as i could:


=====Start Of quoted report=======
i Took the blotter in one hit on Friday night , had very bad setting around me  - home and alone, and not experienced user.

Hour and half later - felt nothing , was planning on emailing Pakak1 with a mail saying "had no effect" and went to sleep.

- About an hour later, woke up COMPLETELY BLOWN OUT OF MY MIND feeling that every organ in my body is going to explode with internal restlessness and discomfort, this feeling lasted for almost 24 hours until Saturday night when i was able to sleep on-and-off.

until now, two days later i still feel restless but much less.
the major effect i had was this body feeling with extreme discomfort

As for hallucination:  Didn't have that many of them, saw lots of colors and light were dancing in front of my eyes, i saw all object with different cool textures changing all over them and mixed reality with lots of toughs and imaginations - but these effects were minor comparing to the body feelings i had.

Did not feel any "ego death" "united with universe" and rest of the feeling that people are talking about.

To sum up:  im too old for these stuff :)

=====End Of quoted report=======


Now for my comments:  from what i understand from reading this report i understand:

- Blotters are great and strong!
- The tester is not experienced
- Tester made a mistake with going to sleep instead of waiting
- The Tester Had Very Bad Settings around him that affected him badly due to the strength of the blotters.

So bottom line - sounds like great blotter but no so good tester :)  will test the other one (green alien) and report back - either on myself or with someone more experienced!

Thanks fuckingACE !!
;) Sounds like it did take quite a while to kick in though, I sold a few at the end of the world rave I went to and got all the usual comments about tab strength. We´ll wait for the official LSD Avengers reports to come in next week before we chose weather to reload with these tabs or purchase the new ones available. :D Thanks for the informative review from your friend dude!

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: pakak1 on December 24, 2012, 07:32 pm
As far as i saw in my life, its quite normal for UN-experienced users to have long come ups, but what matters is that once it came up - its seems to be strong, the fact that this man personally did not "enjoy" its due to hes wrong settings - but blotter itself was good and did what he was suppose to do,  that what matters :)

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: acidsoldier on December 25, 2012, 02:06 am
 ;) Thanks Scurvy Team I pm u on SR,  I will gladly write trip report from nintendo, marios and alien as soon as it arrive. Much love bros ! I will notice it on LSD avengers thread all the acidheads ! LOVE !
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 25, 2012, 04:53 pm
NEW COMPETITION for today as I am boreeeeeeeeeeeeed

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=95959.0
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 26, 2012, 12:24 pm
Hey, Captain Mal. I got a PM from you today but just to make it official! can you let me know that your package arrived in the US? As it was the first US order all the rest should be arriving in the next few days.
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 29, 2012, 06:12 pm
Hi everyone. I will be leaving a full report on the The Scurvy Crew's LSD.

I am SO EXCITED as this will be my first experience. I experimented with mushrooms in 2012 and LOVED them, they were truly life changing and one of the most unforgettable spiritual experiences of my life.

Since then I have been reading up on LSD and it's history etc in preparation for my future adventures.

I am ready for the lesson! I'm going to start preparing my mindset to make sure that I approach the experience properly.

Can't wait to share with you guys....I'll update...Thanks Ace!!!!
ko
AV

 ;D
theyre on their way!!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on December 31, 2012, 01:29 pm
Everyone give a warm welcome to efici!

Hes new to SR but a part of the scurvy crew and hes here to bring you rare tasty treats.  ;D Feel free to PM him to say hi and make him feel at home.

First up from him are some high quality Getafix blotters. I don´t think they´ve been seen on SR before... from the Asterix comics wohooo. Trial listings and pics will be up later today, check our seller page. The same amazing prices as our other trial listings.

Ace
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Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: disco6ixed on December 31, 2012, 10:52 pm

Those lime green alien tabs look yummy, really cool.
I hope the results come back as high dosed experiences.
I am tempted to branch out and acquire some but would like to see more reports first.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 01, 2013, 04:35 pm
8 people have received the aliens already, and I know some took them for new years,, plssssssssssss people, put your reports up, people are anxiously waiting, I am waiting on you guys to tell me if its good so I can either reload on the same ones or source a new supplier.
Ace
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: pakak1 on January 01, 2013, 05:00 pm
Im still waiting for my friend who took it to provide feedback on the alien, will kick hes ass if he keep delaying with it... :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 01, 2013, 05:10 pm
In the meantime, I have sourced some of the most sought after opium. Bayer opium.

quoted from http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=98491.15

Thanks guys.

OK here are the images of the Bayer opium

http://wuakd3inzzy5iz4w.onion/files/18097f3fbaee7f4c3b0b23163114a42e.jpg

http://wuakd3inzzy5iz4w.onion/files/813b82b6c226fa56bf75809614984278.jpg

Now compare that to our old fresh opium

http://wuakd3inzzy5iz4w.onion/files/a38345732cb3f179ec3589d42523ec39.jpg

completely different. Our old opium is very good, its just fresh and takes a bit more to put you in nod land.  it provides a mellower buzz when you smoke the same amount. The Bayer opium, gram for gram has a much higher morphine quantity because of genetic engineering.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: disco6ixed on January 01, 2013, 07:56 pm
I have noticed the (green alien) tabs have been removed from being sold.
I assume you only had a limited supply to see how popular they are.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 02, 2013, 01:17 am
I have noticed the (green alien) tabs have been removed from being sold.
I assume you only had a limited supply to see how popular they are.
Hi,
I listed trial amounts of everything to gauge interest. I saw your comment and checked sales of green aliens, they did pretty well so I have re-listed a few bits to tide over until the rest of the feedback gets back in.
Ace
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Catgoesmeow on January 02, 2013, 03:06 am
Did Captain receive his stuff?
Just wondering, as I too am located in the US.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Pax on January 02, 2013, 03:52 am
Did Captain receive his stuff?
Just wondering, as I too am located in the US.
I also was supposed to have a sample sent to me (I am in the USA as well) and it has yet to arrive it has been 11 days so I don`t know if this is average for shipping from spain to the US but just wanted to throw in my own 2 cents???
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Flyhigh on January 02, 2013, 03:59 am
Did Captain receive his stuff?
Just wondering, as I too am located in the US.
I also was supposed to have a sample sent to me (I am in the USA as well) and it has yet to arrive it has been 11 days so I don`t know if this is average for shipping from spain to the US but just wanted to throw in my own 2 cents???

for me in the east coast US,  Spain, France and Germany took about 9 to 12 days for me..that was with no Holidays
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 02, 2013, 11:59 pm
Did Captain receive his stuff?
Just wondering, as I too am located in the US.
Hi, yup captn received his stuff. Recently we have seen US orders take 14 days. In Spain the holiday dates are in Jan 4 -5 th not December 25th, They believe in the 3 kings not santa, So all packages are still on their way out for x-mas. If still nothing soon give us a shout!
Ace
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: anonemuss2012 on January 03, 2013, 10:20 pm
So when you get good reports of your LSD, will you be listing bigger amounts?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: karmacare on January 03, 2013, 11:39 pm
Hello,

I ordered on 21/12 (it was post day after) and received my package on 28/12 :)
The seller give prompt replies and send me message when the package was sent. Packaging was very discreet and arrived in perfect condition.

About the product, I ordered 5 Mario Blotters. To be honest I never tried LSD before and I'm little bit disappointed. I took 2 blotters and the effects look like a 2C-E trip mixed with MXE and the body load is not very strong.  I almost had no visual. Just some moving shadow (like shroom trip or 4-ho-Met). But I appreciated listening music and the duration was approximately 10hours.

Now I know I must try some strong blotters or take several soft one.

I'm keen to read other Mario blotters review and see the lab analysis result about the potency.

Thanks to The Scurvy Crew ! It was a pleasure doing business with you =)

Karmacare
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 05, 2013, 04:22 am
Hi!

We have just sourced some of the best hashish from Morocco, This stuff is un-fucking believeable...  This week we will be preparing listings at just over a BTC per gram.
 
We ship worldwide except to AUS

Also we have a bit more opium to go up.

HEADS UP PPL

ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 05, 2013, 04:24 am
So when you get good reports of your LSD, will you be listing bigger amounts?

Hi,
 yep we will
Ace
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 05, 2013, 04:26 am
Hello,

I ordered on 21/12 (it was post day after) and received my package on 28/12 :)
The seller give prompt replies and send me message when the package was sent. Packaging was very discreet and arrived in perfect condition.

About the product, I ordered 5 Mario Blotters. To be honest I never tried LSD before and I'm little bit disappointed. I took 2 blotters and the effects look like a 2C-E trip mixed with MXE and the body load is not very strong.  I almost had no visual. Just some moving shadow (like shroom trip or 4-ho-Met). But I appreciated listening music and the duration was approximately 10hours.

Now I know I must try some strong blotters or take several soft one.

I'm keen to read other Mario blotters review and see the lab analysis result about the potency.

Thanks to The Scurvy Crew ! It was a pleasure doing business with you =)

Karmacare

Hi,
 We think we have just what you want. Since you are a valued customer. If you are willing to pay shipping we will send you out a Getafix blotter free of charge. The reports we have in are that they are veryyyy strong.
Ace
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RosemarysBaby80 on January 06, 2013, 09:57 am
Sup guys,
This is my first forum post ever!
Anyway, I'm on the lookout for a good acid vendor and there seems to be a buzz building up around the scurvy crew:) Got any recommendations of the trips you guys have? Which would you say is the best?
The one time I bought acid via the silk road was a let down, and it was someone off the "star vendors" list! I wont mention their name because communication was good.
The Avengers said your Mario's were 200ug's, but a review on this forum said he was not impressed...
So which of your trips do you suggest? If I can find a good acid vendor I wont be risking it by trying others:))
peace,
RMB
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: pakak1 on January 06, 2013, 05:36 pm
Ok , finally got the review regarding the alien blotter,

Gave it to a friend who is experienced with LSD and he took the whole hit -
hes comment was :
"Whatever it was , it was strong,  felt pretty different from the LSD i know,  had a lot of confusion,  raised body temp, different visuals than usual - but at bottom line it was strong and i did had a lot of fun so it was great :)  "


This make me want to try the next one for myself, sound good :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: kitkat82 on January 10, 2013, 02:11 am
I got a free order from Ace and company a few days ago.  the opium was so strong that I am only just now recovered enough to write about it.

Detailed review pending, I still need to try the LSD tabs  :D

Shipping was really fast, only 6 days Europe to US over the holidays, good stealth. Will update post tomorrow with trip report and ratings for everything tomorrow afternoon.

Thanks Ace!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Roosty on January 10, 2013, 02:27 am
Sounds like some sort of rc... :/
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 10, 2013, 04:52 am
Hey guys!!!!

forget about lil ol me for the LSD sample? Hope I am not being annoying!!!

Can't wait to try for the first time and report in full  8)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 10, 2013, 10:37 am
Sup guys,
This is my first forum post ever!
Anyway, I'm on the lookout for a good acid vendor and there seems to be a buzz building up around the scurvy crew:) Got any recommendations of the trips you guys have? Which would you say is the best?
The one time I bought acid via the silk road was a let down, and it was someone off the "star vendors" list! I wont mention their name because communication was good.
The Avengers said your Mario's were 200ug's, but a review on this forum said he was not impressed...
So which of your trips do you suggest? If I can find a good acid vendor I wont be risking it by trying others:))
peace,
RMB

Hi,
  i would try the getafix blotters but they are running out fast.
>Ace
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 10, 2013, 10:47 am
We have word in from the LSD Avengers tests:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
---THESCURVYCREW - ? to International.  Selling Mario and Green Alien tabs.  We've only trip tested the Mario's so far at ~200ug.  Decent packaging.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 10, 2013, 10:49 am
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Avengers News:
TESSELLATED is now an OK vendor
SCURVEYCREW is now an OK vendor
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Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 10, 2013, 07:01 pm
Hey guys!!!!

forget about lil ol me for the LSD sample? Hope I am not being annoying!!!

Can't wait to try for the first time and report in full  8)
Its been sent :)
ROX
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on January 11, 2013, 02:22 am
Today I received a free sample of Scurvy's opium. I can't wait to try it! Took about a week to USA during NYE holiday. Stealthy packaging.

I'll be back with a trip report as soon as I can figure out how to smoke it.

KitKat, we've got the same stuff so I'm anxiously awaiting your report :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: MySecretAccount on January 11, 2013, 03:24 am
Received my order (from probably the 1st 5 out of their current total #) today, so 16 days to SW US. I had a good feeling about these chaps (and lady) based on their style of typing and some PMs.

I will (sadly) use a small fragment of an alien tab to run an NIK test...all "good" LSD off the road (NSC, VitaCat) has needed far less than a whole tab (NSC went purple with maybe 1/10th or less).

ACE - I'd like to possibly invest in a small test of the bayer op, as here there is no such thing. The only 'opium' is older people selling younger people black tar and then telling them once they're addicted, and I want to stab them in the eye. Yes - younger people are responsible for their choices, but I don't think anybody thinking they're smoking classy opium would do it if they knew it was high-purity H.

Anyway - I'll put the results momentarily. Also - ACE - check your PMs.

The LSDA is saying clean LSD at 150ug for aliens, and 200ug for Marios. I'm inclined to beieve them, unless it's some super devious bait and switch campaign to push all of those $20 samples out and make like $200, 400 bucks.

The truth is out there.

EDIT - BRB, getting the truth out of its case.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 11, 2013, 03:33 am
Hey guys!!!!

forget about lil ol me for the LSD sample? Hope I am not being annoying!!!

Can't wait to try for the first time and report in full  8)
Its been sent :)
ROX


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


 8) 8) 8)


Report on the way, never done LSD, woo hoo
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: MySecretAccount on January 11, 2013, 03:48 am
I tested both the Marios and Aliens (1/4 mario tab, after the Alien yielded results I was not sure about). Cross-posted from the LSDA thread:

So....I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt, but - TSC tabs did not pass the NIK Test...I ran both an alien (1/10th tab), and after the result, I ran 1/2 of a Mario tab.

I don't know what this means, but - both had the same result.

Step 1 - Nothing
Step 2 - STRONG fizzle/puff of smoke that had a weird odor, noticeable yellow tint present,
Step 3 - Nothing, just diluted the color of the solution.

 I'm now concerned, based on the trip reports. I have 0 test kits left, except for one I'm not sure how to use (has a pebble thing up top, and looks like you drop the tab in the vial along with the little pebble.

Anybody know what Yellow means on an Ehrlict test, or NIK test? No traces of purple at all.

Spokesperson - you said these were lab tested at 150 and 200 ugs? Any way to elaborate on it? Also, upon inspection, the inner vac seal package had a strong smell of peanut butter.

I want to believe - but...I have to eat my words now, until we figure out what I've discovered. Glad I tested it first, even though I wouldn't have eaten it tonight. 10ths of blotters have been enough to trigger proper reactions on all LSD that's been positive, so 1/4 tab should have been enough.

Help? I don't think I have the giant map of NIK test results that show every chemical you'd ever find.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on January 11, 2013, 04:22 pm
mmmm that opium looks fuckin tasty!!!
will be hitting you guys up soonly for sure!!
MAD PROPS on obtaining bayer poppies.. stick it to those monopolizing cunt jobs!!  ;)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: kitkat82 on January 12, 2013, 01:05 am


I tested both the Marios and Aliens (1/4 mario tab, after the Alien yielded results I was not sure about). Cross-posted from the LSDA thread:

So....I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt, but - TSC tabs did not pass the NIK Test...I ran both an alien (1/10th tab), and after the result, I ran 1/2 of a Mario tab.

I don't know what this means, but - both had the same result.

Step 1 - Nothing
Step 2 - STRONG fizzle/puff of smoke that had a weird odor, noticeable yellow tint present,
Step 3 - Nothing, just diluted the color of the solution.

 I'm now concerned, based on the trip reports. I have 0 test kits left, except for one I'm not sure how to use (has a pebble thing up top, and looks like you drop the tab in the vial along with the little pebble.

Anybody know what Yellow means on an Ehrlict test, or NIK test? No traces of purple at all.

Spokesperson - you said these were lab tested at 150 and 200 ugs? Any way to elaborate on it? Also, upon inspection, the inner vac seal package had a strong smell of peanut butter.

I want to believe - but...I have to eat my words now, until we figure out what I've discovered. Glad I tested it first, even though I wouldn't have eaten it tonight. 10ths of blotters have been enough to trigger proper reactions on all LSD that's been positive, so 1/4 tab should have been enough.

Help? I don't think I have the giant map of NIK test results that show every chemical you'd ever find.

This is odd. Can you help me out by answering some questions?  I am not a psychedelic expert, I used to smoke salvia, but that's about it. I was thinking I would take a half of a Mario, but now I am concerned.

1)  What do "NIK" and "TSC" stand for?

2) Are you saying you did tests and they showed that the tabs you received did not contain LSD?  Is it possible that the test was faulty or something?

3) What would be in these tabs if they were not actually LSD?  Would a substitute RC be dangerous or cause violent behavior?

4) Why is it a bad thing to smell peanut butter when opening the packet?  I got some opium and it smelled a bit earthy, did you also get a bit of opium?  Or is there a psychedelic RC that smells like peanut butter?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: MySecretAccount on January 12, 2013, 04:17 am
NIK is a common type of drug identifying reagent test. Marquis and others are just specific on catered towards a single substance. NIK-D is a test that's specifically deigned to detect LSD, and in my experience has been a pass/fail. It's not like Marquis and beans where you might see all kinds of colors. It's purple, or it's not. Yellow...I can't find anything saying what yellow would be.

1. Correct, no LSD on these tabs - reagent testing shows (sadly without a shadow of a doubt) that both tabs do not contain LSD, but do contain a high-potency and long-lasting RC (based on trip reports). The reaction to the tests, which were run twice, was unlike anything seen yet.

1. TSC is The Scurvy Crew, abbreviated.

3. What RC is could be is unkown - teamwork is being made to rush these to a lob, but the current suspects are heavy doses of DOB, 25i-nBOME, or some other chemical with powerful but unpleasant effects.

4. I didn't say it was a bad thing - it just seemed odd, as typically LSD vendors are as precise as the chemical they're selling - packaging, storing methods, etc. I don't know if the smell has to do with what's on the tabs, but after discovering that the tabs were in fact bunk, it seemed a bit weird that the vac bag smells like a grade school PBJ on the inside. It was mentioned because LSD vendors are typically OCD about their packaging, so to open up a double vac-seal and have the overwhelming smell of a PBandJ sandwich come out was odd. To say the least.

So - while ACE and the crew seem very cool, unfontunately it's the conclusion of may that the tabs are a RC, not LSD. Once it's been sent to a lab, the reactino of yellow tint + violent reaction with smoke can be attributed to the chemical on it.

FWIW - you can buy LSD NIK tests on Amazon in 10 packs for 25 bucks. Usually a sliver of a blotter is plenty to give you the purple reading indivating it's LSD, so I'd recomend dropping maybe $50 and having enough to never be unsure.

ACE seems cool, so benefit of the doubt is his, but - this tabs sound dangerous to take, as all reports involve puking, 15-20 hour trips, and anxiety all the way up to panic attacks.

Hopefully this helps.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on January 12, 2013, 08:22 am
HAVE You been reading this thread....may want to reconsider.

i have.. i don't see much on the O besides it being strong  ???
can't help it to be curious!!  ;)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on January 13, 2013, 12:45 am
@flyhigh
right on dude!! i feel ya now!! i straight tunnel visioned straight through the lsd posts!!
thanks for looking out, seriously!!
+1
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: kitkat82 on January 13, 2013, 03:16 am
Ok, so I took the Mario tab about 24 hours ago.

It took a while to kick in, about 2 hours, and tasted very bitter, like an alprazolam bar does when you chew it up.  I developed a very uncomfortable body load, unable to stay still, grinding my teeth like I was on a stimulant.  Strange, compulsion to move constantly, like RLS, but in my whole body.  Intense nausea, and uncontrollable mood swings.  One second I was crying and hysterical, then laughing or getting angry.  Then I had several severe panic attacks where I actually thought i was having a heart attack or stroke.  To top it off I had worse coordination than I do when I drunk.  I have not fallen so much on any substance ever.

The visuals were cool,  I sa lots of patterns in the air and on the walls, the walls were breathing, I saw my hands morphing and getting bigger and smaller.  So I did have a lot of fun for the first 2-3 hours or so.   But the effects  were too stimulating, my heart was beating like crazy, and lasted for much, much too long. The scarey thing is that I had no concept of time.  I lost hours and hours and can not figure out how that happened.  i was not in a blackout, it jst seems that times sped up and slowed down at times.   I am still high, and only just now starting to get back to semi normal.  This is after multiple doses of different benzos, zofran, and finally some Vicodin to try and constrict my pupils back.  I still am having a hard time with cognition, lights are still blurry, music is annoying and I am very overwhelmed.

Just what I experienced.  Not trying to say that this is what everyone should expect, but I feel it would be dishonest if I held back my honest feedback, especially given my bad reaction.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on January 13, 2013, 05:40 am
Just what I experienced.  Not trying to say that this is what everyone should expect, but I feel it would be dishonest if I held back my honest feedback, especially given my bad reaction.

wow!! i hope you're okay!! thanx for being honest!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 13, 2013, 06:50 am
i have a mario sample on the way and that worries me. my heart is delicate from accidently od on mdx last year and i need to stay far away from stims and panic =/
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 13, 2013, 07:10 am
I received one of the first shipments of these ... fuckingACE is an awesome guy and I trust that his intentions are/were not to scam anyone or mislead anyone.  However, I never did take the blotters I received from these guys.  When I opened the package and vacuum sealed bag, there was a VERY strong odor ... very chemical and strange.  That said, I'm not an expert on LSD, so I didn't know what to think, but I didn't want to risk it.

Reading these experiences, I'm glad I didn't try the blotters.

That said, I'm sure fuckingACE wouldn't mislead people intentionally.  Maybe his supplier of acid lied to him.  Who knows. 

Point being: be cautious.  And thanks to those who have reported their trip reports honestly.


:( thanks for the reports guys. I wonder if maybe it IS LSD and people are used to doing much smaller doses from street lsd? or if it is a RC.....

I get nothing but good vibes from Ace so we'll see. My samples on the way soon....
Title: Alien tabs
Post by: celestine on January 13, 2013, 01:40 pm
 ;)   FuckingAce!   My report on the alien Blotter:  First of all they were free; Thank you Ace. 

Second They were NOT LSD.  Not sure what they were, I ate two of them.  My initial reaction was revulsion so I took one out and put it aside.  After a slowwwww cloak of a come up I ate the 2nd one. Real odd acidic/ citrus taste.  Again a real slowww ride up That hill.  Next I started to get churned real fucking hard, this is when I realized I was in new territory and that I was not sure what I had just ingested.  That is where the real mind fuck comes into play; when you do not know the parameters or boundaries involved with the material.  That is where the trust comes into play and ace you fucked that one up man. 
     The trip was heavy duty, I enjoyed it. Wish I knew what it was.......
From the front line, live!
Celestine
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: kitkat82 on January 13, 2013, 06:16 pm
I received one of the first shipments of these ... fuckingACE is an awesome guy and I trust that his intentions are/were not to scam anyone or mislead anyone.  However, I never did take the blotters I received from these guys.  When I opened the package and vacuum sealed bag, there was a VERY strong odor ... very chemical and strange.  That said, I'm not an expert on LSD, so I didn't know what to think, but I didn't want to risk it.

Reading these experiences, I'm glad I didn't try the blotters.

That said, I'm sure fuckingACE wouldn't mislead people intentionally.  Maybe his supplier of acid lied to him.  Who knows. 

Point being: be cautious.  And thanks to those who have reported their trip reports honestly.

Absolutely, I do not blame Ace at all.  He seems very cool and like a nice guy.  I am pretty sure he just got some bad stuff from his supplier.

I am better today, still fuzzy and not as sharp as I normally am, but hopefully that will change over the next few days.  I am afraid that this is one of the RC's that have an extremely long duration. After doing some research I think it was either DOB (4-bromo-2,5-dimethoxyamphetamine) or 2C-T-7.  It was something with stimulant properties and a very long duration. 

It was a very strong drug, but it was very scarey to have it last for over 24 hours.  I am very grateful that I had a supply of benzos and benadryl on hand to help with the anxiety and nausea. 

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 14, 2013, 02:16 am
I received one of the first shipments of these ... fuckingACE is an awesome guy and I trust that his intentions are/were not to scam anyone or mislead anyone.  However, I never did take the blotters I received from these guys.  When I opened the package and vacuum sealed bag, there was a VERY strong odor ... very chemical and strange.  That said, I'm not an expert on LSD, so I didn't know what to think, but I didn't want to risk it.

Reading these experiences, I'm glad I didn't try the blotters.

That said, I'm sure fuckingACE wouldn't mislead people intentionally.  Maybe his supplier of acid lied to him.  Who knows. 

Point being: be cautious.  And thanks to those who have reported their trip reports honestly.

Absolutely, I do not blame Ace at all.  He seems very cool and like a nice guy.  I am pretty sure he just got some bad stuff from his supplier.

I am better today, still fuzzy and not as sharp as I normally am, but hopefully that will change over the next few days.  I am afraid that this is one of the RC's that have an extremely long duration. After doing some research I think it was either DOB (4-bromo-2,5-dimethoxyamphetamine) or 2C-T-7.  It was something with stimulant properties and a very long duration. 

It was a very strong drug, but it was very scarey to have it last for over 24 hours.  I am very grateful that I had a supply of benzos and benadryl on hand to help with the anxiety and nausea.


2CT-7

Quote from: Shulgin

DURATION: 8 - 15 h.

QUALITATIVE COMMENTS (with 20 mg) A wonderful day of integration and work. Took about 2 hours for the onset. Some nausea on and off-- that seemed to cycle periodically throughout the day. Visuals were great, much like mescaline but less sparkly. Lots of movement and aliveness--velvety appearance and increased depth perception. Neck and shoulder tension throughout the day along with legs. I would periodically notice extreme tightness of muscles, and then relax. Working was very integrative. Back and forth constantly between wonderful God-space--similar to MDMA but more grounded--then always back to sadness. I felt that it really showed me where I was unfinished, but with self-loving and tolerance. Tremendous processing and letting go. Seeing things very clearly and also able to laugh at my trips. Lots of singing. In spite of shoulder tension, vocal freedom and facility were very high. I felt my voice integrated and dropped in a way it never had before, and that remained for several days. Able to merge body, voice, psyche and emotions with music and then let go of it as a role. I also realized and gave myself permission to do whatever it takes to get free. I let go of Dad with tragic arias. The next day I let go of Mom by singing Kaddish for her, and merging with it.

(with 20 mg) I lay down with music, and become engrossed with being as still as possible. I feel that if I can be totally, completely still, I will hear the inner voice of the universe. As I do this, the music becomes incredibly beautiful. I see the extraordinary importance of simply listening, listening to everything, to people and to nature, with wide open receptivity. Something very, very special happens at the still point, so I keep working on it. When I become totally still, a huge burst of energy is released. And it explodes so that it takes enormous effort to quiet it all down in order to be still again. Great fun. (with 25 mg) This was a marvelous and strange evening. This 2C-T-7 is good and friendly and wonderful as I remember it. I think it is going to take the place of 2C-T-2 in my heart. It is a truly good material. I got involved with a documentary on television. It was about certain people of Bolivia, people living in the high mountains and about a small village which--perhaps alone among all the places in the country--maintains the old Inca ways, the old traditions, the old language. Which is, I gather, against the law in Bolivia. It showed a yearly meeting of shamans and it was quite clear that hallucinogens played a major part in this meeting. The shaman faces, male and female, were startling in their intensity and earthy depth. The Virgin Mary is worshipped as another version of the ancient Pacha Mama, the Earth Mother. Wonderful vivid look at places and people who are not usually to be seen or even known about. (with 30 mg) The visuals have an adaptable character to them. I can use them to recreate any hallucinogenic substance I have known and loved. With open eyes, I can go easily into LSD flowing visuals, or into the warm earth world of Peyote, or I can stop them altogether. With closed eyes, there are Escher-like graphics with a lot of chiaroscuro, geometric patterns with oppositional play of sculptured light and dark values. Green light. EXTENSIONS AND COMMENTARY: If all the phenethylamines were to be ranked as to their acceptability and their intrinsic richness, 2C-T-7 would be right up there near the top, along with 2C-T-2, 2C-B, mescaline and 2C-E. The range is intentionally extended on the lower side to include 10 milligrams, as there have been numerous people who have found 10 or so milligrams to be quite adequate for their tastes. One Tweetio related to 2C-T-7 has been made and evaluated. This is the 2-EtO-homologue of 2C-T-7, 2-ethoxy-5-methoxy-4-(n)-propylthiophenethyl-amine, or 2CT7-2ETO. The benzaldehyde (2-ethoxy-5-methoxy-4-(n-propyl-thio)benzaldehyde had a melting point of 69-71 °C, the nitrostyrene intermediate a melting point of 106-106.5 °C, and the final hydrochloride a melting point of 187-189 C!. At the 20 milligram level, the effects were felt quickly, and the eyes-closed visuals were modest but real. It was very short-lived, with baseline recovery at about the fifth hour. The next day there was an uncomfortable headache which seemed on an intuitive level to be an after-effect of the compound.

DOB

Quote from: Shulgin
DOSAGE: 1.0 - 3.0 mg. DURATION: 18 - 30 h.

QUALITATIVE COMMENTS: (with 0.4 mg) There was a distinct enhancement of visual perception, and some strengthening of colors. A clean, cold feeling of wind on the skin. I felt an enriched emotional affect, a comfortable and good feeling, and easy sleeping with colorful and important dreams. (with 2.0 mg) There was a continuous tremor at the physical level, and an incredible Moebius strip representation of reality at the intellectual level. I was able to enter into personal problems easily, and get out again when I chose to. During the next day, there were brief lapses of attention, or little fugue states, and it was not until the following evening that I was completely myself again.

(with 2.8 mg) About three hours into this I had a severe cramp, and had a near fainting response to the pain, and yet there was no pain! I felt that I was very near a loss of consciousness, and this was most disturbing. There were flashes of depersonalization. I saw rings around the moon with prismatic colors, and there were long-lasting "after-images" following any viewings of points of light. I was still a good plus 1 at 14 hours, but did manage to sleep. It was the next day before I was again at baseline. (with 3.0 mg) This was a complex, but a very good day. It involved making a large pot of chicken-vegetable soup, and listening to H.L., my favorite Saturday morning fundamentalist Christian radio preacher, bless Tim. The Democrats are not exactly all anti-American dupes of Moscow (or the Devil), but to H.L., they are practically, almost, next-door to it. The Rapture is supposed to happen tomorrow according to a certain book, newly published (just in time, looks like) and he is busy softening the possible disappointment of those who may find themselves unchanged Monday morning. Wunnerful. It's been one heck of a good experiment, and I can't understand why we waited nine years to try this gorgeous stuff. Without going into the cosmic and delicious details, let's just say it's a great material and a good level. (with 0.5 mg of the "R" isomer) I am underway, and this is a smooth intoxication. I am completely functional, but still really a plus two. I would not choose to drive a car. Not very far. I felt a rather quick dropping to a plus-one at the fifth hour, but there is a residual stimulation still the following morning. (with 1.0 mg of the "R" isomer) By the fourth hour I am absolutely a +++ and am searching the kitchen for food. But what I eat is only so-so. There is not the introspection or intensity of 2.0 milligrams of the racemate material, but this is a rewarding place nonethless. At the 18th hour, there was some fitful sleep, with bizarre dreams. The next day I was still hungry for altered spaces, and successfully challenged the residual plus one with LSD and, as is usually the case, acid cut right through the detritus and allowed a direct shot up to a +++ again. (with 1.5 mg of the "R" isomer) This is a +++ but it is vaguely irrational. I feel a heavy body load, but then the temperature outside is over a hundred degrees and I may not be in the best of all physical environments. I would not wish any higher dosage. There were cat-naps at the twelth hour, but most symptoms were still there at the 18th hour. A good experience. It would be interesting to compare this, some day, with 3.0 milligrams of the racemate. (with 0.5 mg of the "S" isomer) There are no effects at all. (with 1.0 mg of the "S" isomer) There is something warm and nice at a couple of hours into this, but I am no more than threshold, and the effects are very slight. By the fifth hour there are no longer any effects. EXTENSIONS AND COMMENTARY: The stars had clearly lined up in favor of making DOB and exploring its biological activity. This preparation had been completed in 1967 and the report of this compound and its unprecedently high potency published in 1971. And very shortly, two additional papers appeared completely independently. One described DOB made via a different route, and describing high activity in rats. The other described DOB and a couple of closely related brominated amphetamines and their action in man. This is one of the last of the experimental compounds within the phenethylamine family on which any animal toxicity studies were performed by me prior to human studies. A mouse injected with 50 mg/Kg (ip) showed considerable twitching and was irritable. Another, at 100 mg/Kg (ip), had overt shaking at 20 minutes, which evolved into persistent hyperactivity that lasted several hours. Yet another, at 125 mg/Kg (ip), lost much of her righting reflex within 15 minutes, entered into convulsions at 50 minutes, and was dead a half hour later. A fourth mouse, at 150 mg/Kg (ip), entered into spontaneous convulsions within 10 minutes, and expired in what looked like an uncomfortable death at 22 minutes following injection. What was learned? That the LD/50 was somewhere between 100 and 125 mg/Kg for the mouse. And an effective dose in man of maybe 2 mg (for an 80 Kg man) is equivalent to 25 ug/Kg. Therefore the index of safety (the therapeutic index, the lethal dose divided by the effective dose) is well over a thousand. I feel that two mice were killed without anything of value having been received in return. Actually, it is very likely that the damaging, if not lethal, level of DOB in man is a lot lower than this ratio would imply. There was a report of a death of a young lady following the snorting of an amount of DOB so massive, there was the actual recovery of over nine milligrams of the drug from her body tissues in the post-mortem examination. It was said that she and her companion had thought that the drug they were using was MDA and, taking a dosage appropriate for this, effectively overdosed themselves. He survived, following convulsions and an extended period (several weeks) of being in a comatose state. Tragic examples have been reported that involve arterial vascular spasm. But in most overdose cases ascribed to DOB, the identity of the drug has remained unestablished. As with DOI, the presence of a heavy atom, the bromine atom, in DOB makes the radioactive isotope labelled material a powerful research tool. Studies with DOB labelled with either 82Br or 77Br have been used in human subjects to follow the distribution of the drug. The use of a whole body scanner permits the imaging of the intact body, with the travelings of the radioactivity easily followed from outside. A fascinating finding is that DOB goes first and foremost to the human lung where it accumulates for a couple of hours. It is only afterwards that the brain level builds up. There is a strong implication that some metabolic conversion occurs in the lung, and it is only after this that the truly active metabolite is available for central action. This is consistent with the relatively slow onset of effect, and the very long duration of action
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: loniax on January 14, 2013, 04:25 am
Dont tell me its DOB, Im still waiting on mine. DOB- umm yeah 2-3 days with high bloodpressure and a phetamine high
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Roosty on January 14, 2013, 05:21 am
So he pulled the ol bait and switch here??
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: scout on January 14, 2013, 05:47 am
Aurelius Venport is right - no reason to accuse fuckingACE of anything like that.  It's far more likely that the malice was on the part of the supplier.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: catfishinmysocks on January 14, 2013, 06:22 am
So he pulled the ol bait and switch here??

Well the avengers guys got extremely pissed off (to say the least!) at the suggestion that the tab their guy took could have been anything other than LSD. The trip report was also rather different and not long lasting.

We'll see how they handle this.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 14, 2013, 06:56 pm
Right people.

I havn´t read your replies yet, so I´m going to say this then read and reply to you all individually ok... Its gonna be a long night, but we are going to put everything right I promice.
 
I have spent the whole fucking weekend hunting down my supplier, he mysteriously vanished after I called him telling him that people were telling me that it was not LSD.

This is what I have found out so far.

1. A majority of the tabs were LSD, The Marios and I think some of the green Aliens. the person we buy from makes his own blotters. It would appear that the cunt ran out of acid at some point and decided to sell us an RC instead (at the same price as the LSD). (this is what I think, un-confirmed) We know some of the acid was good because the LSD avengers tested it and we had some good reports. We do not know how many batches were affected, we have over 30 sheets.. We do not know at what point he swapped out LSD for whatever the fuck is on those tabs.

2. We will be issuing full refunds once we figure out the sheets that were or were not LSD. We have sent off for proper tests through a contact at erowid.

3. We will definitely not be selling LSD anymore, there is too much of a chance that we are going to get ripped off again.

4. As of now all LSD listings are down, please do not buy.

5. AS for the saftey of the tabs, There are a lot of people that have taken the ones that I believe are tainted and have had an amazing night with no I´ll effects. but I do not think it was LSD.

I´m going to read all your comments and get back to you all now ok.

ACE & ROX


Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on January 14, 2013, 07:09 pm
Welcome back, Ace :)
Thanks for the update.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 14, 2013, 07:11 pm
Okey dokey.
 Shit......
We´ve read through everything on this thread, still waiting to read whats on the LSD avengers forum. .

I have no doubt after reading most of your comments that it was an RC that some of you got, we want you to know however that a. we would have never sold you something under false pretenses that is exactly why we gave out so many free samples and involved the LSD avengers so early on, but it still leaves two questions, was there ever real LSD. ie. did the Avengers get there tests wrong? or is my theory correct that we were sold good shit at first and then fucked?

Either way, we want to continue doing business with you and our only concern is putting shit right. we will be dealing out refunds as soon as we know what quantity if not all was affected... and we have some good quality weed, opium and hash at the minute. We will definitely not be selling trips again unless they are tested and double tested...

It seems really fucking strange to me though that the reports were all fucking amazing up until Christmas...

I ask anyone that has had problems with them etc to send me a PM so me, rox and efici can start to rectify this. ok

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 14, 2013, 07:33 pm
Welcome back, Ace :)
Thanks for the update.

Hey muffin, thanks.. Were gonna be a bit busy getting this shit sorted for the next few days but you can have mah full attention when im done  :-*
Ace
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: MySecretAccount on January 14, 2013, 08:49 pm
Being the first person to use actual testing agents to upon arrival, despite the Avengers "confirming" it was good and then fucking attacking me for saying that there was even a SLIGHT chance that people who spend as much time as possible guzzling down blotters possibly poly-drugging it, or having a non-horrible reaction to the RC was blasphemy.

For a group that deems its opinion/"trip test" to be gospel, and your reaction afterward, I just don't see how anybody with the ability to make strong LSD blotters would plan out a complicated scheme of bait and switching to then sell lots of 2-tab packages on escrow.

I'm going to get crucified for this, but - the LSD Avengers don't even have basic reagent kits to post along with their trip tests, despite the fact that they're online everywhere, including goddamn Amazon.

That said, this not being the Avengers thread - the obvious answer is that these sheets are inconsistently dosed RCs, and that the LSDA (who have actually just pushed any vendor who doesn't want to hang, or who doesn't have the time to hang in their forum) in to the OK status at best. This would explain why people who have been taking hallucinogens seemingly once a week if not more might mistake a lightly dosed RC as "150ug."

ACE - it sounds like you're going to make good on this to the buyers and I'm glad to see it going to the lab. I didn't and don't like being the one who actually tested it and found bad results, but - the response of "BRO if the LSDA took it and said it was LSD than it was LSD" response is just...nonsense.

Anyone who has access to LSD at the level where they can make their own prints and doses isn't going to make 20 tabs, switch them out, and then sell (probably DOx) so they can get an extra hundred bucks or so people the jib is up.

It's not impossible, but it hasn't happened yet - LSD vendors sell LSD, bad vendors purposefully sell RCs as LSD, and vendors who were ripped off sell RCs thinking its LSD.

ACE...thanks for updating people, and as I'm sure you have, make sure to warn everyone who bought them what could be in them.


Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: scout on January 14, 2013, 08:58 pm
Being the first person to use actual testing agents to upon arrival, despite the Avengers "confirming" it was good and then fucking attacking me for saying that there was even a SLIGHT chance that people who spend as much time as possible guzzling down blotters possibly poly-drugging it, or having a non-horrible reaction to the RC was blasphemy.

For a group that deems its opinion/"trip test" to be gospel, and your reaction afterward, I just don't see how anybody with the ability to make strong LSD blotters would plan out a complicated scheme of bait and switching to then sell lots of 2-tab packages on escrow.

I'm going to get crucified for this, but - the LSD Avengers don't even have basic reagent kits to post along with their trip tests, despite the fact that they're online everywhere, including goddamn Amazon.

That said, this not being the Avengers thread - the obvious answer is that these sheets are inconsistently dosed RCs, and that the LSDA (who have actually just pushed any vendor who doesn't want to hang, or who doesn't have the time to hang in their forum) in to the OK status at best. This would explain why people who have been taking hallucinogens seemingly once a week if not more might mistake a lightly dosed RC as "150ug."

ACE - it sounds like you're going to make good on this to the buyers and I'm glad to see it going to the lab. I didn't and don't like being the one who actually tested it and found bad results, but - the response of "BRO if the LSDA took it and said it was LSD than it was LSD" response is just...nonsense.

Anyone who has access to LSD at the level where they can make their own prints and doses isn't going to make 20 tabs, switch them out, and then sell (probably DOx) so they can get an extra hundred bucks or so people the jib is up.

It's not impossible, but it hasn't happened yet - LSD vendors sell LSD, bad vendors purposefully sell RCs as LSD, and vendors who were ripped off sell RCs thinking its LSD.

ACE...thanks for updating people, and as I'm sure you have, make sure to warn everyone who bought them what could be in them.

This is a great post.  If I could, I'd give you +1 for it. 

I also agree that it's important for fuckingACE and the Scurvy Crew to reach out to everyone who purchased the blotters to warn them.  Having had experience with an RC that was passed off as LSD before, I can't over-emphasize how important it is to LET YOUR BUYERS KNOW.  Not only will they appreciate the honesty, but it will also save them from what can often be an awful experience, much like the one poor kitkat82 had.

fuckingACE - not everyone reads the forums, so it might be worthwhile for you and your crew to reach out to the buyers via messages on SR.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 14, 2013, 10:10 pm
Being the first person to use actual testing agents to upon arrival, despite the Avengers "confirming" it was good and then fucking attacking me for saying that there was even a SLIGHT chance that people who spend as much time as possible guzzling down blotters possibly poly-drugging it, or having a non-horrible reaction to the RC was blasphemy.

For a group that deems its opinion/"trip test" to be gospel, and your reaction afterward, I just don't see how anybody with the ability to make strong LSD blotters would plan out a complicated scheme of bait and switching to then sell lots of 2-tab packages on escrow.

I'm going to get crucified for this, but - the LSD Avengers don't even have basic reagent kits to post along with their trip tests, despite the fact that they're online everywhere, including goddamn Amazon.

That said, this not being the Avengers thread - the obvious answer is that these sheets are inconsistently dosed RCs, and that the LSDA (who have actually just pushed any vendor who doesn't want to hang, or who doesn't have the time to hang in their forum) in to the OK status at best. This would explain why people who have been taking hallucinogens seemingly once a week if not more might mistake a lightly dosed RC as "150ug."

ACE - it sounds like you're going to make good on this to the buyers and I'm glad to see it going to the lab. I didn't and don't like being the one who actually tested it and found bad results, but - the response of "BRO if the LSDA took it and said it was LSD than it was LSD" response is just...nonsense.

Anyone who has access to LSD at the level where they can make their own prints and doses isn't going to make 20 tabs, switch them out, and then sell (probably DOx) so they can get an extra hundred bucks or so people the jib is up.

It's not impossible, but it hasn't happened yet - LSD vendors sell LSD, bad vendors purposefully sell RCs as LSD, and vendors who were ripped off sell RCs thinking its LSD.

ACE...thanks for updating people, and as I'm sure you have, make sure to warn everyone who bought them what could be in them.

This is a great post.  If I could, I'd give you +1 for it. 

I also agree that it's important for fuckingACE and the Scurvy Crew to reach out to everyone who purchased the blotters to warn them.  Having had experience with an RC that was passed off as LSD before, I can't over-emphasize how important it is to LET YOUR BUYERS KNOW.  Not only will they appreciate the honesty, but it will also save them from what can often be an awful experience, much like the one poor kitkat82 had.

fuckingACE - not everyone reads the forums, so it might be worthwhile for you and your crew to reach out to the buyers via messages on SR.
Already on it,
Sending out messages to all pending orders and refunding at the mo... what a nightmare eh. also listings are down and an explanation on our seller page
Ace
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: psychedelicmind on January 14, 2013, 10:31 pm
I received my blotters from TheScurvyCrew this morning. The shipping was fast, with sufficient packaging. Having kept a eye on various threads, I made sure to do a reagent test, which tested negative for LSD.

TSC were very prompt in offering a refund and an apology for their short comings. I believe it was an honest mistake on their part and that they did genuinely get fucked over by whoever supplied the blotters to them. I would consider doing business with them again, even after this fiasco, due to their honesty and courtesy towards me. There was no malice on their part and  kudos to them for making things right :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: khorne flake on January 15, 2013, 12:19 am
i got the hits :)

packaging was done properly, def sufficient and professional.

I'm hesitant. I don't want a 15 hour trip as I am working two jobs right now and don't wanna be fucked up tomorrow but I gave ace my word on a report. Given that it might be tainted I am considering starting with half.

Those garbage RCs belong in the toilet.  Seriously you couldn't pay me to eat a "fake acid" RC.  I am very suspicious of ACE and the whole "crew".  I mean for a guy who supposedly has his shit on lock and is a self-proclaimed ace he's shipping people blotters that reek like chemicals and are chems and he has no idea?  Sorry ace I'm not buying into it especially since the avengers said you gave them high dosed clean L blotters.  They would have instantly known if you had sent them an RC.  Don't get so trusting of this guy and his "crew" just because he has established himself as a "cool guy" on the forums.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 12:38 am
I don't smell anything in the package or in the seals. And yes, I do think ace is legit whether there was a mistake or not.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Dankbank1 on January 15, 2013, 01:17 am
^^^++++++ positive vibes your way
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 02:31 am
+1.5 Heart rate is around 110. Trip coming on stronger now. Going to take a bath and enjoy the ride. I might go for a walk.

I'll be sure to leave a full review tomorrow.


Seems to have stim properties...Luckily I took 500mg of Magnesium expecting this and also some B6.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 03:00 am
WOWZERS


 :o :o :o :o :o
Title: lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd is lsd
Post by: sassy290 on January 15, 2013, 03:10 am
Hi, I'm one of the guys that left a sub-5 feedback upon knowing that some tabs were tainted.

Time frame :
I ordered 2x mario blotters and received them in a very timely manner.

Packaging :
The packaging was on par with most sellers, not particularely stealthy but not particularely worthy of any suspicion by the customs. Blends in very well with business mail. Vac sealed and nothing could be felt trough the envelope. Normal thickness too.

Product :
Can't comment on the product as I don't have the reagents to test and It's impossible for me to risk having a 12hrs+ trip.


So i pulled my 2/5 review after hearing back from the seller. I'm hoping that we can resolve this, as the shopping experience I had with The Scurvy Crew made me want to shop there more. His opium looks tasty as fuck and I hope he can grab a bottle of reagent and start selling tested LSD again. I'd order from TSC again and again, I'm just not sure what to think of that whole story.

sassy290
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 03:25 am
OK

+2.5

There are def some stim properties here. clenching all the way to my toes despite upping magnes dose to 750.

This is fantastic!!

You have to control the trip guys. I don't know how else to explain it. If you want to embrace the fear and panic then yes thats where it goes.


Enjoying the ride.

 8)

Edit

going to try to post a little before I let the ride take over. bare with me if this is disorganized or jumbled.

Thia is NOT for the inexperienced or faint of heart. I don't think it's LSD but then again I have never tried LSD. but I have no experience with it so I won't be too tainted. This is familiar amphet territory mdmaish mixed with shrooms.  undoubtedly stimulant though. I feel the need to move!!! music is greatly enhanced and i am very in tune. MDMAish.  I hate to draw those comparisons but I am going off what I know and have experienced. VERY psychadelic. much more potent than mushrooms imo, has some of the same properties, familiar territory, yet different. EVERYTHING is breathing. this is not the typical walls breathing mushrooms type feeling, but I mean everything. My bed comforter actually :) emotionally this can be difficult to manage. it's very easy to go from sad to despair to euphoric and back. now that the territory is becoming more familiar it's getting much easier to see where this goes. I am not sure if this is the peak or if I am still coming up but I am def tripping hard. i can kinda feel what I would imagine ket or a dissassociative to be along the lines of and there have been some intense moments of that. anyways enough of this i'll be back later guys. having a blast thx ace :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 03:53 am
realizing I havent peaked yet.

VERY potent.

enjoying :)

Words cannot describe the wonder I feel right now. This is simply fantastic.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 03:57 am
+++ easily and probably ++++ if I wasnt controlling the trip.

anyways last update. night guys.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: kitkat82 on January 15, 2013, 04:06 am
a friend of mine just had dental surgery and has oxy 25s but ive never taken them. wondering if they will kill a bad trip or help if it's no good?

Not really.  The problem I had was not the anxiety, it was the fact that I was unable to function until well over 24 hours had passed.  I took valium, xanax and oxycodone.  I am only now at about 90% of my usual mental capacity.  It was very fun, but when I was still tripping pretty hard 18 hours later after having tried every antidote I could think of I got pretty worried.

Hopefuly you can get to work tomorrow, but I was pretty much unable to do anything, driving was out of the question, and the nausea was pretty bad too.

Glad to see you update Ace!  I knew it must have been an issue with your supplier.  You are a good guy, and I appreciate the free samples!  I should have spit it out when I tasted it but I was feeling adventurous and thought "eh what's the worst that could happen, lol"
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 05:45 am
realizing I havent peaked yet.

VERY potent.

enjoying :)

Words cannot describe the wonder I feel right now. This is simply fantastic.

Must be DOX...All i needed to hear is that you don't think its LSD...enough said...be careful and safe :)


I'm alive guys :)

don't care for the stim properties but this is a fantastic psychadelic.

VERY INTENSE

2nd ++++ of my life and by ___ far____ the most intense!!!


Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 06:52 am
comedown very jittery / amphet / speedish.

+6 hrs

effects started dropping at 5.

Feels like a standard HARD coke / amphet comedown.

still tripping but prob ++
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 15, 2013, 01:07 pm
back to earth. +10 hrs

got some fitful rest after doing everything possible to kill the stim high << yuck

great experience!!!! strongest of my life. will not be repeating soon, I got what I needed for now and have another hit leftover.

Thanks ace!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: catfishinmysocks on January 15, 2013, 03:11 pm
Received my tabs, negative for LSD with Ehrlich's as expected. Which reagents can check for DOx or NBOMe?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: PineappleLove on January 15, 2013, 04:57 pm
Which one's did you test catfishinmysocks? The Mario or the Alien blotter?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 15, 2013, 06:56 pm
i got the hits :)

packaging was done properly, def sufficient and professional.

I'm hesitant. I don't want a 15 hour trip as I am working two jobs right now and don't wanna be fucked up tomorrow but I gave ace my word on a report. Given that it might be tainted I am considering starting with half.

Those garbage RCs belong in the toilet.  Seriously you couldn't pay me to eat a "fake acid" RC.  I am very suspicious of ACE and the whole "crew".  I mean for a guy who supposedly has his shit on lock and is a self-proclaimed ace he's shipping people blotters that reek like chemicals and are chems and he has no idea?  Sorry ace I'm not buying into it especially since the avengers said you gave them high dosed clean L blotters.  They would have instantly known if you had sent them an RC.  Don't get so trusting of this guy and his "crew" just because he has established himself as a "cool guy" on the forums.
We sent our customers the exact same samples that we sent to the LSD avengers, their testing was bunk if this is not acid...... Have a think about that and also have a read on every other comment on this thread. We have refunded 85% of our customers at a loss of over 1000 euros. So basically trust who the fuck you want, but we are legitimate sellers, legitimatley putting a legitimate mistake right. Did you even buy tabs off us? or are you just putting in your 2 cents because you have nothing better to do?
A fucked off ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: catfishinmysocks on January 15, 2013, 07:14 pm
Which one's did you test catfishinmysocks? The Mario or the Alien blotter?

Mario.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 15, 2013, 09:08 pm
We have posted this to all involved

Hi
Please read our posts on our review thread for an explanation of what happened, we are issuing full refunds to customers that received the suspected RC who contact us before leaving feedback, we believe that the important thing is how we rectify a bad situation.

We believe the situation to be that some of the batch was tainted and some not. We are analysing a tab form each sheet we sold to see what it contains.

Those with tests please post us your test results with your name written in the photo for an immediate refund.

If you do not have a testing kit we will wait for out lab results to come back ..2 to 4 days.. and refund 100% of the BTC that was sent to customers not receiving LSD, there is no need to send back the tabs, we simply ask that you do not try and sell them on,

Also there is 40% off hash orders for all customers affected, you need only supply the old TX number in the message

TSC
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: pakak1 on January 15, 2013, 09:26 pm
Well that explains my testers reactions...
Anyway - ACE and hes crew are awesome people from my little experience with them, and these stuff are so hard to detect without a full on lab, so shit happens i guess.... :))

i wouldnt worry about them making everything right!

that shit wouldn't happen 15 years ago when the only think you could fit on a blotter was acid :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 15, 2013, 10:38 pm
Hi Gang!!!!!!!!!!
Ace of the scurvy crew here!!!
We have acquired some amazing hashish from morocco! it is from Azila near Ketama.
 It is Sativa hashish, hard pressed and made the traditional way, very high quality! I even managed to nearly fall off a cliff into one of their cannabis fields whilst there.. its a dangerous job sourcing this stuff lol.

Anyways its samples time to boost the sales!!!

We are looking for hashish experts, connoisseurs, degoutants etc.. to receive a few free sample orders!

You must leave a review on our forum thread.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94723.0

first 5 people to tell me something nice on this thread get the samples! I chose at my discretion.
ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: imarolla187 on January 15, 2013, 10:50 pm
dang I would be honored to try some of this hash you got!!!!!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Bob Arctor on January 16, 2013, 12:58 am
Guys, just don't get discouraged by the whole LSD mess, you really seem like trustworthy and friendly people, I bet you'll do good here, sooner or later (not sure if that counts as something nice, but I'm not telling this just to get free drugs). :)
I actually came to this thread from the main site, because this Ketama sativa hash caught my attention. I only have 0.95BTC left in my account, and gram with shipping costs 1.47BTC. So a discount sample would be great too;)
Either way, I'm spending some money with you my next btc reload comes.
Good Luck:)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: ssolloss on January 16, 2013, 03:52 am
I'm gonna stand by Ace.  I've had nothing but top notch communication from this cat.  I believe that what ever is going on, is just some kind of unfortunate accident.  I'm still a fan and keeping The Scurvy Crew rating at 5/5.  Here was your nice comment Ace. ;D
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 16, 2013, 11:02 am
dang I would be honored to try some of this hash you got!!!!!!

Aighttttttttttttttttttt mah biatchessssssssssssss,

The following peeps get a lil smoke courtesy of  moi

1 Condition. You MUST post up reviews on our forum and if you think its the dogs bollocks hype it up everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Send me your details to our seller account you must include your forum name, no sneaky monkeys getting free smokes out of us m afraid.

1. ssolloss
2. imarolla187


Bob actor mail us and we will create a custom listing for 1.g at 0.95 and free shipping.

ACE!


Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: OldIsGold on January 16, 2013, 11:43 am
Ace,

No monkeys here, don't fear!

Get some of that hashish to my place
so me and my girl can taste

I know this is a bit displaced & I can't rhyme
but I have no doubt the hash will be sublime!

--------------------
On a more serious note: good handling of the suspected RC blotter. Your crew seems legit and I do believe you weren't sending those out deliberately. I think I will take you up on the hashish offer in the future, definitely if there is a sample involved! ;)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: loniax on January 16, 2013, 12:00 pm
So should I still sample it ACE? I stay awa from benzos because of tinnitus, so I dont wanna eat random chems my mystery blotter days are over. Last time I had mystery blotter not a fun 3 days
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: khorne flake on January 16, 2013, 02:10 pm
i got the hits :)

packaging was done properly, def sufficient and professional.

I'm hesitant. I don't want a 15 hour trip as I am working two jobs right now and don't wanna be fucked up tomorrow but I gave ace my word on a report. Given that it might be tainted I am considering starting with half.

Those garbage RCs belong in the toilet.  Seriously you couldn't pay me to eat a "fake acid" RC.  I am very suspicious of ACE and the whole "crew".  I mean for a guy who supposedly has his shit on lock and is a self-proclaimed ace he's shipping people blotters that reek like chemicals and are chems and he has no idea?  Sorry ace I'm not buying into it especially since the avengers said you gave them high dosed clean L blotters.  They would have instantly known if you had sent them an RC.  Don't get so trusting of this guy and his "crew" just because he has established himself as a "cool guy" on the forums.
We sent our customers the exact same samples that we sent to the LSD avengers, their testing was bunk if this is not acid...... Have a think about that and also have a read on every other comment on this thread. We have refunded 85% of our customers at a loss of over 1000 euros. So basically trust who the fuck you want, but we are legitimate sellers, legitimately putting a legitimate mistake right. Did you even buy tabs off us? or are you just putting in your 2 cents because you have nothing better to do?
A fucked off ACE

I hope you are able to put this behind you, I actually inquired to you about purchasing bulk because I really expected you to be a legit new supply.  But when I see what seems like a clear bait and switch, I am really hesitant to want to get in on the next round.  Also, get your supplier to refund you.  It's no secret that psychedelic RCs are dirt cheap.  To me they hold no value.  I mean this does not seem like my cup of tea.
comedown very jittery / amphet / speedish.

+6 hrs

effects started dropping at 5.

Feels like a standard HARD coke / amphet comedown.

still tripping but prob ++
  I've been RC'd before plenty of times before I knew better and I just wish the fake acid stopped existing entirely.  I am simply advising the community to proceed with caution in dealing with you for the time being.  Surely you understand and if you can come away from this providing high quality products and good customer service, then this blotter fiasco will blow away like dust in the wind.

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 16, 2013, 04:09 pm
well, I killed the trip once it started coming down so I could rest and function at work the next day but there was no 24 hour stuff like others have proclaimed. I actually enjoyed the trip very much and would do it again or buy in the future! tx ace!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: kitkat82 on January 16, 2013, 07:45 pm
well, I killed the trip once it started coming down so I could rest and function at work the next day but there was no 24 hour stuff like others have proclaimed. I actually enjoyed the trip very much and would do it again or buy in the future! tx ace!

Well good for you, but you obviously had a different drug dude.  Don't go trying to discredit others experiences.  That just makes you look cocky.

There is no "controlling" a bad trip caused by a potent RC with a long duration.  You didn't use your superior jedi mind tricks to overcome it when others didn't.  You just were lucky and had a different RC than I did.

Much respect for you man, but don't go putting others down like that.

I love you Ace, and I am glad to see you aren't letting what happened bring you down.  Best of luck to you my friend, and thank you again for the free gifts!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: OldIsGold on January 16, 2013, 10:06 pm
My  of the 4 green aliens just arrived. Shipping was pretty fast (3 working days), to central Europe.
Like others I smelled something 'chemically' upon opening the (smallest) bag. Now I'm not sure if it's acid or a RC.

I suppose I'll just leave it 'in transit' untill the test results come back... Be safe!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: sm1mmer on January 16, 2013, 11:53 pm
what's up crew!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Aurelius Venport on January 17, 2013, 05:07 am
well, I killed the trip once it started coming down so I could rest and function at work the next day but there was no 24 hour stuff like others have proclaimed. I actually enjoyed the trip very much and would do it again or buy in the future! tx ace!

Well good for you, but you obviously had a different drug dude.  Don't go trying to discredit others experiences.  That just makes you look cocky.

There is no "controlling" a bad trip caused by a potent RC with a long duration.  You didn't use your superior jedi mind tricks to overcome it when others didn't.  You just were lucky and had a different RC than I did.

Much respect for you man, but don't go putting others down like that.

I love you Ace, and I am glad to see you aren't letting what happened bring you down.  Best of luck to you my friend, and thank you again for the free gifts!

I was not putting down anyone simply stating my experience.

FWIW I had the green aliens idk if maybe the other ones were RCs.

I realize I may have been cocky sounding and that was not my intention, if I came across that way I apoligise.

It had a heavy stim / amphet feeling to it for sure, I have strong reason to believe it was not in fact lsd but I wont know untill my next experience when I have "verified" lsd....

in any case I loved it!!!!

I have one hit left and I am going to take it when I dont have work the next day so I can get the most out of the experience. I want to combine it with mdma but I think the stim is too dangerous.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: kitkat82 on January 17, 2013, 05:58 am
well, I killed the trip once it started coming down so I could rest and function at work the next day but there was no 24 hour stuff like others have proclaimed. I actually enjoyed the trip very much and would do it again or buy in the future! tx ace!

Well good for you, but you obviously had a different drug dude.  Don't go trying to discredit others experiences.  That just makes you look cocky.

There is no "controlling" a bad trip caused by a potent RC with a long duration.  You didn't use your superior jedi mind tricks to overcome it when others didn't.  You just were lucky and had a different RC than I did.

Much respect for you man, but don't go putting others down like that.

I love you Ace, and I am glad to see you aren't letting what happened bring you down.  Best of luck to you my friend, and thank you again for the free gifts!

I was not putting down anyone simply stating my experience.

FWIW I had the green aliens idk if maybe the other ones were RCs.

I realize I may have been cocky sounding and that was not my intention, if I came across that way I apoligise.

It had a heavy stim / amphet feeling to it for sure, I have strong reason to believe it was not in fact lsd but I wont know untill my next experience when I have "verified" lsd....

in any case I loved it!!!!

I have one hit left and I am going to take it when I dont have work the next day so I can get the most out of the experience. I want to combine it with mdma but I think the stim is too dangerous.

It's all good.  I am pretty sensitive lately.  I hear ya, and I know you didn't mean anything by it.  I just had a horrible time and I didn't freak out or anything, but it really messed up my entire day because I couldn't meet any of my obligations...I was seeing patterns everywhere and was having a hard time with balance and my vision was blurry. 

If I had planned for it, or if I had a job I could just call in sick to it would have been cool...sorry, didn't mean to snap at you...I just am still a little traumatized by it I guess.  Once it got past the 20 hour mark I started to worry the changes might be permanent. 
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: kitkat82 on January 17, 2013, 02:05 pm
my visions a little blurry too and I def found myself very short / impatient with people......hmmmm

It definitely goes away.  I am much, much better today, no longer feeling anxious or irritable.

 I am a relatively small person too, so the effects were probably stronger on me,.  This morning my vision was still a teensy bit blurry, but it went away by noon, so this afternoon I bet you will be just fine. 
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 17, 2013, 02:58 pm
Where has Ace and the scurvey crew gone?? they havent been on the road in a day..which is not like ACE..Plus He ran that contest and all..
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: MySecretAccount on January 17, 2013, 04:55 pm
I ran reagent tests on both the Aliens and the Marios - same test, same sample size - identical reactions (Mario seemed to be slightly more violent, as the sort of crackling noise and tuft of smoke that came out in the 2nd step was more noticeable on the Marios). I re-ran tests on a full tab of each with new test kits and recorded it just in case it ever needs to be shown. That said, I don't trust anyone or know enough about metadata to feel safe just uploading them, but  the reaction is the same on tabs.

Step 1 - nothing of notice
Step 2 - crackling sound, along with a small puff of smoke. Foul chemical odor, solution turns in to a strong but not dark yellow color
Step 3 - nothing much happens, except that the yellow tint of the solution is lighter when done because the amount of solution in the spoon/glass tube is now just diluted a bit more.

I had a thought that the smell (which was unbelievably strong when un-sealed) could be the smell of some sort of hash or opium that was all over their hands when packaged. The paper material used to cover the outer bag would easily retain stuff from sticky fingers.

If I don't see any lab test results from LSDA or otherwise within a few days, I'm sending these off to one of the labs I can find with fast, accurate, and private testing results. Identifying this reaction and adding it to the known  NIK D test/Ehrlicht test results is important, as nobody seems to know what it is.

If they were simply bunk, I'd just chuck em. But - these contain something super, super potent that is so far at an 80% (was horrible day long bad trip with full blown negative body load).

Still hoping that ACE comes out and explains what happened or what it was, but- nobody selling LSD on SR should do so without at least a reagent test. Every MDMA vendor posts their test results, and the most basic sites compiled to keep track of what's what often have the test results in their post.

Apologies for any typos or garbled text...I'm super tired and I hate this computer's touchpad....often drags stuff around by accident.

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 17, 2013, 07:46 pm
I ran reagent tests on both the Aliens and the Marios - same test, same sample size - identical reactions (Mario seemed to be slightly more violent, as the sort of crackling noise and tuft of smoke that came out in the 2nd step was more noticeable on the Marios). I re-ran tests on a full tab of each with new test kits and recorded it just in case it ever needs to be shown. That said, I don't trust anyone or know enough about metadata to feel safe just uploading them, but  the reaction is the same on tabs.

Step 1 - nothing of notice
Step 2 - crackling sound, along with a small puff of smoke. Foul chemical odor, solution turns in to a strong but not dark yellow color
Step 3 - nothing much happens, except that the yellow tint of the solution is lighter when done because the amount of solution in the spoon/glass tube is now just diluted a bit more.

I had a thought that the smell (which was unbelievably strong when un-sealed) could be the smell of some sort of hash or opium that was all over their hands when packaged. The paper material used to cover the outer bag would easily retain stuff from sticky fingers.

If I don't see any lab test results from LSDA or otherwise within a few days, I'm sending these off to one of the labs I can find with fast, accurate, and private testing results. Identifying this reaction and adding it to the known  NIK D test/Ehrlicht test results is important, as nobody seems to know what it is.

If they were simply bunk, I'd just chuck em. But - these contain something super, super potent that is so far at an 80% (was horrible day long bad trip with full blown negative body load).

Still hoping that ACE comes out and explains what happened or what it was, but- nobody selling LSD on SR should do so without at least a reagent test. Every MDMA vendor posts their test results, and the most basic sites compiled to keep track of what's what often have the test results in their post.

Apologies for any typos or garbled text...I'm super tired and I hate this computer's touchpad....often drags stuff around by accident.

@Secret account

Could you tell me some places i can send certain things to have tested? private places? like what u r speaking off?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 18, 2013, 04:03 pm
Where has Ace and the scurvey crew gone?? they havent been on the road in a day..which is not like ACE..Plus He ran that contest and all..

Hey,, Im here! just reviewing all messages and that. Extemley busy tracking down our LSD&RC fucker. Also its time for me to go to the mountains in a few hours just catching up on packaging and  messaging, all samples have gone ouut!!

ACEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: treebeard on January 22, 2013, 12:56 am
yo Ace, just came over here after seeing you post in that oldass thread talking about the Horse back before you guys started vending.

looking at this lovely opium you have on your page and wondering;

what is your preferred method of partaking in this stuff?

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on January 22, 2013, 03:56 am
So you guys have opium now? Are people receiving in the US?
I still have never had legit opium and I'm itching to try it.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 22, 2013, 08:11 pm
yo Ace, just came over here after seeing you post in that oldass thread talking about the Horse back before you guys started vending.

looking at this lovely opium you have on your page and wondering;

what is your preferred method of partaking in this stuff?

<Ooooh, good question. For me its hot knifing it definitely. but some people prefer the old opium pipe.  But then I like to get fucked up fast
ACE
Oooo
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on January 22, 2013, 08:22 pm
So you guys have opium now? Are people receiving in the US?
I still have never had legit opium and I'm itching to try it.

Yes! You should order some! I received an opium sample from SC :) spain-US in less than a week!

I tried it last night using the hot knife method. So smooth and very tasty. High was like the first time I smoked pot when I was young... I liked it.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 22, 2013, 09:25 pm
So you guys have opium now? Are people receiving in the US?
I still have never had legit opium and I'm itching to try it.

Yes! You should order some! I received an opium sample from SC :) spain-US in less than a week!

I tried it last night using the hot knife method. So smooth and very tasty. High was like the first time I smoked pot when I was young... I liked it.

omggggggggggggggg you are such a bad influence, i was ruined last night, fell asleep on the dog bed. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ. so many drugs
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on January 22, 2013, 09:35 pm
Wow - hot knifing!  ;D

Brings back memories - and we evolved our hot knifing method to the following which may be use by anyone on their own! For those versed in the art of hot knifing you will know it generally involved two people.

First, we always used a glass milk bottle - we dropped a heavy kind of steel object into it to smash the bottom out.

The user would hold the bottle - and the 'hot knifer' would heat up two kniives, usally on a gas hob. He or she would quickly pick up the piece of hash with one knife - the press both hot knifes together and the user would inhale hot smoke that really whacked you out! Value for money for sure - but healthwise, maybe not a good idea to do it all the time.

Best way is to get an old book - get a pint glass - place it on the book - leaving enough room to poke the knifes in.

Pick up the hash, or opium in this case, and press the knives, heating up the small piece of whatever. Put the glass fully over the book.

This way has a few advantages.........

1. No need to break a bottle (or find a glass milk bottle!)
2. The smoke is not as hot and can be left for a minute or so.
3. You can do this alone at home - no need for the hot knifer! or second person to help you.
4. You can press the knives close to the edge of the glass creating a 'tar' which is active for sure with hash. After  a while, you scrape off this 'tar' with a razor blade and smoke it!
5. You can do this for opium also and I imagine the tar would be interesting. Amazing how much you can collect. Some nights, the guys would have a hot kife festival, my glass got me stoned on the days when you never had a smoke!
6. We could all have a special hot knifing opium night - make a change from other drugs!
 ;D
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on January 22, 2013, 10:25 pm
So you guys have opium now? Are people receiving in the US?
I still have never had legit opium and I'm itching to try it.

Yes! You should order some! I received an opium sample from SC :) spain-US in less than a week!

I tried it last night using the hot knife method. So smooth and very tasty. High was like the first time I smoked pot when I was young... I liked it.

omggggggggggggggg you are such a bad influence, i was ruined last night, fell asleep on the dog bed. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ. so many drugs

Hey Ace, sent you a pm on SR with a different user name, saw it was read but didn't get a response  :(
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 23, 2013, 10:58 am
So you guys have opium now? Are people receiving in the US?
I still have never had legit opium and I'm itching to try it.

Yes! You should order some! I received an opium sample from SC :) spain-US in less than a week!

I tried it last night using the hot knife method. So smooth and very tasty. High was like the first time I smoked pot when I was young... I liked it.

omggggggggggggggg you are such a bad influence, i was ruined last night, fell asleep on the dog bed. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ. so many drugs

Hey Ace, sent you a pm on SR with a different user name, saw it was read but didn't get a response  :(
Hi,
 Please resend your message!
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on January 23, 2013, 07:17 pm
So you guys have opium now? Are people receiving in the US?
I still have never had legit opium and I'm itching to try it.

Yes! You should order some! I received an opium sample from SC :) spain-US in less than a week!

I tried it last night using the hot knife method. So smooth and very tasty. High was like the first time I smoked pot when I was young... I liked it.

omggggggggggggggg you are such a bad influence, i was ruined last night, fell asleep on the dog bed. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ. so many drugs

Hey Ace, sent you a pm on SR with a different user name, saw it was read but didn't get a response  :(
Hi,
 Please resend your message!
ACE

Will do!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: catfishinmysocks on January 23, 2013, 11:39 pm
Anyone else still waiting on their refund for RC tabs?
I keep getting the same copypasta rubbish when I message them, went to resolution and the same, yet some people have been refunded.

Trivial amount of money but that's beside the point. Do they want shit feedback or what? I was sold RC's as LSD, nobody seems to have really got LSD, so I want a refund...
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: norseman17 on January 24, 2013, 12:48 am
Just ordered some opium after talking for awhile with The Crew and they're some real chill dudes!  8) wanna give some +karma, I would if I could!

Excited to try this Opium!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: italosvevo on January 24, 2013, 01:11 am
Just ordered some opium after talking for awhile with The Crew and they're some real chill dudes!
Excited to try this Opium!!

Same, just ordered today.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Roosty on January 24, 2013, 07:20 am
Did we ever figure out what this guys tabs were..?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 24, 2013, 01:01 pm
Did we ever figure out what this guys tabs were..?
yup DOx on 20 of the 70 sheets tested, LSD25 at 180ug on 40 sheets which concurs with what the LSD avengers stated... still have 10 sheets to test.

 So it would appear that a large percentage of customers decided to jump on the refund bandwagon even through the recieved good product  ??? It would seem that vendors are not the only ones who scam on here...
It pisses me off because over 70% of all the people that demanded refunds and threatened us with changing their feedback did indeed receive LSD, and probably knew it. There were only 4 people on here that actually stated they tried them and had a trip that was not like LSD..

Stupid us for just bending over and giving out 100% refunds.. but hey we tried to please our customers

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 24, 2013, 01:08 pm
Anyone else still waiting on their refund for RC tabs?
I keep getting the same copypasta rubbish when I message them, went to resolution and the same, yet some people have been refunded.

Trivial amount of money but that's beside the point. Do they want shit feedback or what? I was sold RC's as LSD, nobody seems to have really got LSD, so I want a refund...

woahhhh  :-\ , you were sent the message all of 2 days ago.. and yesterday we issued you 100% refund with this message

Notice you have been in resolution for all of 2 days,,,


refund   due date extension   message   from   freshness   
100%       Hi,
the delay is that the sheet we sent your tabs from has not arrived back from the lab yet. But in order to keep you happy we will go ahead and process the 100% refund for you despite the possibility that what you have is acid. From the tests we have found out that so far only 20 out of 100 sheets of acid were DOx. All other sheets were tested and came back at 180ug LSD25 per tab. That means that a very large percentage of the people that demanded refunds did indeed have good product.. With the high possibility you do too. So we are well out of pocket. I expected more from SR customers really but there you go.

ACE   The Scurvy Crew   12 hours
January 24, 2013, 12:32 am UTC   delete
100%       You've been saying 2-4 days for over a week now.
You claim to have refunded 85% of customers.
I see other people posting about being given refunds.

So what's the delay here?   catfishinmysocks   1 day
January 22, 2013, 5:19 pm UTC   accept
60%       ops! sent that by accident apologies...

should read>

Hi
Please read our posts on our review thread for an explanation of what happened, we are issuing full refunds to customers that received the suspected RC who contact us before leaving feedback, we believe that the important thing is how we rectify a bad situation.

We believe the situation to be that some of the batch was tainted and some not. We are analyzing a tab form each sheet we sold to see what it contains.

If you are not willing to wait for the tests to come back we will issue a standard 50% refund for non arrival.

Those with tests please post us your test results with your name written in the photo for an immediate refund.

If you do not have a testing kit we will wait for out lab results to come back ..2 to 4 days.. and refund 50% of the BTC that was sent to customers not receiving LSD, there is no need to send back the tabs, we simply ask that you do not try and sell them on.

If your tabs are not LSD.25 we will refund 100% minus shipping

Also there is 40% off hash orders for all customers affected, you need only supply the old TX number in the message

TSC

ACE   The Scurvy Crew   2 days
January 22, 2013, 1:21 am UTC   delete
0%       0   The Scurvy Crew   2 days
January 22, 2013, 1:18 am UTC   delete
100%       Awaiting full refund for being sold an RC   catfishinmysocks   2 days
January 21, 2013, 5:55 pm UTC   accept
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: loniax on January 24, 2013, 03:49 pm
So the aliens were DoX?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: godness420 on January 25, 2013, 11:43 pm
Hey. I'm here just to write a little review of the sample of sativa hash that Ace sended me :)

Package was good, nothing special but surely enought.. camed here in a couple of days, from E.U to E.U

the hash... I can say that is a very good hash... very soft smoke and a good high, almost dont leave flavor on the mouth. I can cleary feel the difference of the normal indica hash's, good sativa high.
 To me, this is a great hash to smoke during the day ... Start bubling very fast, what is great too.

Thank you Ace :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: m0rpheu5 on January 26, 2013, 12:55 am
Did we ever figure out what this guys tabs were..?
So it would appear that a large percentage of customers decided to jump on the refund bandwagon even through the recieved good product  ??? It would seem that vendors are not the only ones who scam on here...
(...)
Ace

I respectfully disagree. People bought your blotters, expecting LSD. You mistakenly sent out a potentially dangerous RC to a fraction of the buyers. How exactly is the average layman going to know if he has received LSD or DOB ? NIK-D tests aren't cheap (they mostly sell in 10-packs) and they are not available worldwide. DOB can be detected by the blotter's taste but I personally wouldn't put a NOID blotter in my mouth. Accusing the clients of being "scammers" because they lost all confidence in your product and accepted the refund you offered isn't a very good idea.

The burden is on you Ace. You could've avoided all of this with a 25$ nik-D test kit.

Some people just don't want to risk taking DOB instead of LSD, can you blame them for that?

m0rpheu5
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: catfishinmysocks on January 26, 2013, 02:12 am
So you're telling us you this:
You had 70 sheets, or 7000 tabs.
40 have been lab-tested and contain 180ug LSD
20 have been lab-tested and contain 'DOx,' you don't know the actual chemical or amount

You only have 49 transactions, that's not even all for tabs which you sold in small quantities anyway. You are full of shit.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: khorne flake on January 26, 2013, 03:35 am
glad I'm not the only one who notices this crew reeks of shit.  In actuality the crew is just ace typing as different eccentricities in a grand elaborate scam.  "Will list liquid LSD once have built up good feedback"  Yeah, ok why you aren't on the avengers bad list is beyond me and nothing they say means shit to me anymore either. 
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on January 26, 2013, 07:00 am
The samples Ace gave out didn't have listings so they didn't count as transactions... At least mine didn't. He just had people PM their address in an encrypted message.

Ace and the crew dont "reek of shit" or whatevvvveerrrr... They're simply a new vendour learning the ins and outs of SR.

Ive talked to Ace about this over PM znd i know he doesnt feel like buyers are scammers. He was either tired/angry/confused when he posted that and I think it came across the wrong way.

Personally I feel more comfortable as a buyer now because I know how a crisis will be handled. I know I'll get my money back.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: scout on January 26, 2013, 07:16 am
Did we ever figure out what this guys tabs were..?
So it would appear that a large percentage of customers decided to jump on the refund bandwagon even through the recieved good product  ??? It would seem that vendors are not the only ones who scam on here...
(...)
Ace

I respectfully disagree. People bought your blotters, expecting LSD. You mistakenly sent out a potentially dangerous RC to a fraction of the buyers. How exactly is the average layman going to know if he has received LSD or DOB ? NIK-D tests aren't cheap (they mostly sell in 10-packs) and they are not available worldwide. DOB can be detected by the blotter's taste but I personally wouldn't put a NOID blotter in my mouth. Accusing the clients of being "scammers" because they lost all confidence in your product and accepted the refund you offered isn't a very good idea.

The burden is on you Ace. You could've avoided all of this with a 25$ nik-D test kit.

Some people just don't want to risk taking DOB instead of LSD, can you blame them for that?

m0rpheu5

I agree with m0rpheu5 - buyers expect to receive what they ordered.  When someone orders LSD and then hears that a large percentage (or any percentage at all) is some unknown chemical, they have the right to request a refund.  Why should buyers have to pay for the fact that the vendor was scammed by his source?  It's the responsibility of the vendor to make sure that what he is sending out is what he says it is. 

The buyers requesting refunds aren't "scammers" - they are buyers who don't want to risk taking "LSD" that could actually turn out to be one of the DOB blotters.  If it were me, as soon as I heard that even a single tab was laid with an unknown chemical, I'd have thrown out the tabs and requested a refund too.  It's not worth the risk.

This is why vendors should test this kind of thing prior to listing their product.

At the same time, I don't believe that fuckingACE intended to trick anyone.  It's an unfortunate situation for all parties involved.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: scout on January 26, 2013, 07:55 am
well what makes this a little confusing for me was that this was my first LSD experience so it is difficult to know. I have one hit left so i will likely test it before consuming it but based of my trip report left earlier in the thread I have decent reason to believe it was not LSD due to the strong stimulation and NASTY comedown but if it was in fact LSD this is very important as I will be using that as my basis for future experiences and probably not use it again. Don't get me wrong, you guys can read the trip reports, it was a GREAT trip (mostly) but the body load did not feel clean at all. Only time will tell. Ace I understand your frustration and I do not doubt your integrity or intentions but there is clearly a bit of a clusterfuck going on here. That said, I am pleasantly happy with my experience with you as a vendor and would still vouch for you! 8)

It's probably safe to say that if you felt that stimulated and had that bad of a comedown, then what you took was not LSD.  I've had "uncomfortable" comedowns before, but only to the extent that I felt like I wanted to sleep but couldn't.  It's the strong stimulating part that doesn't sound like acid.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: ralph123 on January 26, 2013, 09:52 am
Why not? Especially a first time experience. Does DOB have no taste like LSD? A first timer could feel a little torked up on LSD it gives me energy and forget about sleeping
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: khorne flake on January 26, 2013, 01:40 pm
DOx has a taste anybody that has dropped clean L before would know something was up with the blotter simply by putting their tongue to it.  Aurelius, you got burned, well you got refunded but you still dosed chems and it's way too painfully obvious coming from someone who lost count of the amount of L they've eaten long ago.  Treat yourself to some real LSD from a trusted vendor that advertises their crystal is white fluff.  That stuff is the bomb-diggity!!  You'll realize why a lot of people have no patience for bullshit chems!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: ralph123 on January 27, 2013, 06:45 pm
Why not? Especially a first time experience. Does DOB have no taste like LSD? A first timer could feel a little torked up on LSD it gives me energy and forget about sleeping

There was a soury / tart taste if that helps.

Khorne I am so anxious to try MMDA :) I hope a vendor sources it non bulk in the future!

+ 1 yea never had any DOX or DOB lol. The vendor Ood Sigma was selling 5-methyl MDA but I don't know if thats the same as mmda but it's strong trippy stuff

It's good to see that the hash is starting to show up for folks
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 27, 2013, 11:13 pm
So you're telling us you this:
You had 70 sheets, or 7000 tabs.
40 have been lab-tested and contain 180ug LSD
20 have been lab-tested and contain 'DOx,' you don't know the actual chemical or amount

You only have 49 transactions, that's not even all for tabs which you sold in small quantities anyway. You are full of shit.
This is why we still have almost all the sheets, we pulled everything as soon as we found out there was an issue both on here and on BMR. and refunded everyone 100% of the tx cost. How is that in any way something a bad vendor would do? You need to bear in mind that not only do we sell on SR but we sell on BMR and in real life.. If you are going to chime in then let it be something of use. We refunded you 100% of the Tx,, Why complain?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 27, 2013, 11:14 pm
Yeah I have tried MDA and combined it with MDXX and the experience was great but the toxicity of MDA keeps me away.
I wanna try MMDA as a one time thing just to see what it's like -- my research on it has yielded some interesting info!
MDA is one I have always wanted to try but never got the chance :) Is it much like MDMA?
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 27, 2013, 11:18 pm
Did we ever figure out what this guys tabs were..?
So it would appear that a large percentage of customers decided to jump on the refund bandwagon even through the recieved good product  ??? It would seem that vendors are not the only ones who scam on here...
(...)
Ace

I respectfully disagree. People bought your blotters, expecting LSD. You mistakenly sent out a potentially dangerous RC to a fraction of the buyers. How exactly is the average layman going to know if he has received LSD or DOB ? NIK-D tests aren't cheap (they mostly sell in 10-packs) and they are not available worldwide. DOB can be detected by the blotter's taste but I personally wouldn't put a NOID blotter in my mouth. Accusing the clients of being "scammers" because they lost all confidence in your product and accepted the refund you offered isn't a very good idea.

The burden is on you Ace. You could've avoided all of this with a 25$ nik-D test kit.

Some people just don't want to risk taking DOB instead of LSD, can you blame them for that?

m0rpheu5
But this is exactly what we did, Before we even put up one listing we sent off each of our tabs for testing by the LSD avengers, what more could we have done?
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 27, 2013, 11:25 pm
The samples Ace gave out didn't have listings so they didn't count as transactions... At least mine didn't. He just had people PM their address in an encrypted message.

Ace and the crew dont "reek of shit" or whatevvvveerrrr... They're simply a new vendour learning the ins and outs of SR.

Ive talked to Ace about this over PM znd i know he doesnt feel like buyers are scammers. He was either tired/angry/confused when he posted that and I think it came across the wrong way.

Personally I feel more comfortable as a buyer now because I know how a crisis will be handled. I know I'll get my money back.
This is true, I was well pissed off when I wrote it, I don't feel like all buyers are scammers, All I am saying is that some buyers recieved LSD and jumped on the refund bandwagon, either way, it is dealt with and over in my mind. We have people raving about our hash and opium so I am happy. Also we are doing a one week 30% slash on all our prices to be announced shortly!
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 27, 2013, 11:29 pm
well what makes this a little confusing for me was that this was my first LSD experience so it is difficult to know. I have one hit left so i will likely test it before consuming it but based of my trip report left earlier in the thread I have decent reason to believe it was not LSD due to the strong stimulation and NASTY comedown but if it was in fact LSD this is very important as I will be using that as my basis for future experiences and probably not use it again. Don't get me wrong, you guys can read the trip reports, it was a GREAT trip (mostly) but the body load did not feel clean at all. Only time will tell. Ace I understand your frustration and I do not doubt your integrity or intentions but there is clearly a bit of a clusterfuck going on here. That said, I am pleasantly happy with my experience with you as a vendor and would still vouch for you! 8)
Glad to see that you enjoyed it  :P
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 27, 2013, 11:31 pm
Hey. I'm here just to write a little review of the sample of sativa hash that Ace sended me :)

Package was good, nothing special but surely enought.. camed here in a couple of days, from E.U to E.U

the hash... I can say that is a very good hash... very soft smoke and a good high, almost dont leave flavor on the mouth. I can cleary feel the difference of the normal indica hash's, good sativa high.
 To me, this is a great hash to smoke during the day ... Start bubling very fast, what is great too.

Thank you Ace :)
Excellent stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have had lots of messages though about the Hash being top notch, so we have restocked and will be doing a massive slash on prices for 1 week
wohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ACE  8)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 28, 2013, 12:47 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Due to the excellent reviews we have had of the hash we are cutting the prices for a sale this week as we love you all so much,

We also have a new batch of normal and Bayer opium on the way. It took us sooo much trouble to source as it is way out of season  ;D ;D
Check out our listings!


1g 10$ !!!!!!!!!!!!! All the way up to 200 grams!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a8b4a51f67 1g for 10$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8b2aa35eb1 3g for 30$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a49a9b2d14 5g for 50$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/ca1c89f32c 10 g for 100$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2c30383fbe 20g for 200$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/eb8b40adb1 50g for 500$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/802327370d 100g for 1000$

WE EXPECT TO SELL OUT THIS WEEK, DON'T MISS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACE :D
 :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on January 28, 2013, 12:29 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Due to the excellent reviews we have had of the hash we are cutting the prices for a sale this week as we love you all so much,

We also have a new batch of normal and Bayer opium on the way. It took us sooo much trouble to source as it is way out of season  ;D ;D
Check out our listings!


1g 10$ !!!!!!!!!!!!! All the way up to 200 grams!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a8b4a51f67 1g for 10$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8b2aa35eb1 3g for 30$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a49a9b2d14 5g for 50$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/ca1c89f32c 10 g for 100$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2c30383fbe 20g for 200$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/eb8b40adb1 50g for 500$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/802327370d 100g for 1000$

WE EXPECT TO SELL OUT THIS WEEK, DON'T MISS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACE :D
 :-* :-* :-* :-*

Whatttt???!!!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on January 28, 2013, 12:39 pm
10 dollars for a g of opium??
Or wait the hash? that makes more sense...but the links don't work and you don't have opium listed on your vendor page... :-[
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: italosvevo on January 28, 2013, 01:35 pm
10 dollars for a g of opium??
Or wait the hash? that makes more sense...but the links don't work and you don't have opium listed on your vendor page... :-[

I thought the same...
first link is "BEST of the best Sativa hashish from ketama 1G"

i'd buy a bulk of opium at that price.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 28, 2013, 04:13 pm
Nooooooooooooooo,

I'm sorry. I'm crap at writing.

its the high quality sativa Hashish at 10$ a gram, all the way up to 200g.

our opium will be listed later. I will amend the links in a mo!!

Lets try again.

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 28, 2013, 04:17 pm
     Ok Retry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to the excellent reviews we have had of the hash we are cutting the prices for a sale this week as we love you all so much,

1g 10$ !!!!!!!!!!!!! All the way up to 200 grams!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a8b4a51f67 1g for 10$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8b2aa35eb1 3g for 30$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a49a9b2d14 5g for 50$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/ca1c89f32c 10 g for 100$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2c30383fbe 20g for 200$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/eb8b40adb1 50g for 500$
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/802327370d 100g for 1000$

WE EXPECT TO SELL OUT THIS WEEK, DON'T MISS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also We also have a new batch of normal and Bayer opium on the way. It took us sooo much trouble to source as it is way out of season  those listings will be up soon.

ACE
   
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on January 28, 2013, 06:51 pm
Ordered some of the hash but only a few days a go - hope it comes this week but its international so its just a matter of waiting as I'm sure the the scurvy crew are not too influential over over weather, the Spanish post office or the UK post office!

Also got to get some of that opium - NEVER tried it and its been on the list of things I';d like to do - got a buddy who is going to teasm up - have a night in - play some sounds and chill!

Will be giving an in-depth report and photos also of me naken smoking opium as a protest against not enough drugs!

Of course I'll take away my face - and cover up my manhood as I don't want to cause sny panic out there.

So, looking forward, and with good hash kimd of not at the best SR has ever has, I hope for something natural and some nice smooth smoke.

I'd also like a massage off Pink, but I know your good - but not that fucking good or ace!

And good name!

Fucking Ace!

Good saying also - 90% of what I buy here (after I got escrow) has been ace! or near as!

Good luck with this hash and look forward so very much to testing this opium out, might write a fairy tale or something, lol

 ;D
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on January 28, 2013, 09:23 pm
Wow - lookds like I got a sample of the opium, so to repay the generosity of spirit (and good marketing sense!) I will do my best to review the product.

Hunted out some old knives the missus has basically dumped in favour of some new francy ones!

Got a book, and a pint glass.

Got the feeling tonight is the night!

Missus is away also - my opium back up guy is working away, I';m at home so, well, I think I will go for it!

Food first!

Some shit TV as I eat (usually like to watch the cop shows when eating)

Then break a little law!

Thanks Scurvy crew, looking forward to the hash I bought also!!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: bucklemyshoe1 on January 28, 2013, 09:54 pm
didnt the scurvy crew come from the animated movie ice age ... sounds like something kids in elementary school would know about.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 29, 2013, 08:04 am
Ooo we got a first winner for the hash compo!!
Will be listing all the jokes up when we have the five!!!!!!!

Thanks for the reviewwwwwwwws

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: calicojak on January 30, 2013, 01:36 am
Smoking on the hash right now.. :D
I received my sample yesterday and this is some nice smooth hash. Me and my gf both agree we like it, the high is nice and clear, like I can go out and get shit done lol. The smoke is smooth , quality hash, thanks ACE!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: ralph123 on January 30, 2013, 06:39 am
Hey The Scurvy Crew Thanks for letting me try and review your Best Quality Moroccan Sativa Hash from Ketama and it weighed .5 for me. So this Half G sample thru the forums so and I don't know exactly what day it was sent but it must have taken five or 6 days according to how long I figure it may have been lol. Thats fucking great.
Product was vac sealed That is really nice quick stealth you got going guys.

It consisted of one peice dark brown color and I broke an eighth of it off and put it in my little bowl. That was the only part of it that snapped off. The other times I tore pieces of they would bend and finally break. It isn't bad for clogging up a pipe. It has strong spicy flavors with a hint of sweetness and really smooth on the lungs. The exhale is awesome! It always took about 2 hits and then that third hit would be the one where it softened up just enough to turn on the sativa juice. Does anybody else get super energized after three or four hits? An eighth of my half g gave me about 6-8 good strong hits  Thanks ACE you guys have earned my business.

Great price on that gram I am interested. I am very impressed and pleased with this hash. Like it better than sour diesel hash that cloggs my shit after three  or four hits and it coughs you to death anyway lol.

I would encourage people to give this vendor a try. They are on top of their game right now
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on January 30, 2013, 02:28 pm
Hey The Scurvy Crew Thanks for letting me try and review your Best Quality Moroccan Sativa Hash from Ketama and it weighed .5 for me. So this Half G sample thru the forums so and I don't know exactly what day it was sent but it must have taken five or 6 days according to how long I figure it may have been lol. Thats fucking great.
Product was vac sealed That is really nice quick stealth you got going guys.

It consisted of one peice dark brown color and I broke an eighth of it off and put it in my little bowl. That was the only part of it that snapped off. The other times I tore pieces of they would bend and finally break. It isn't bad for clogging up a pipe. It has strong spicy flavors with a hint of sweetness and really smooth on the lungs. The exhale is awesome! It always took about 2 hits and then that third hit would be the one where it softened up just enough to turn on the sativa juice. Does anybody else get super energized after three or four hits? An eighth of my half g gave me about 6-8 good strong hits  Thanks ACE you guys have earned my business.

Great price on that gram I am interested. I am very impressed and pleased with this hash. Like it better than sour diesel hash that cloggs my shit after three  or four hits and it coughs you to death anyway lol.

I would encourage people to give this vendor a try. They are on top of their game right now
Many Thanks Ralph!!
Check out our one week sale ending friday. Every listing up to 200g is priced at 10$ a gram.

ACE!
Title: Review on The Scurvy Crews Opium by Red.
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on January 30, 2013, 07:28 pm
Opium, well worth the experience!  8)

Opium is one of those drugs on Reds 'must try sometime' list! I remember years ago as a teenager, we discovered hundreds of poppies growing wild, they were native UK poppies but we cut/scored the head of the poppies and ended up with almost a gram of so of something which dried to a consistency like sticky hash.

It was rubbish though - we started off with small pieces which we 'hot knifed' but as the pieces got bigger we felt nothing to write home about. No high, no euphoria, not even a hint of drowsiness! Our mistake was to use the non active poppies - had we used the real ones, we would have been hammered.

The sample of opium I got off The Scurvy Crew was an unexpected gift! I did apply for a sample but assumed it would be the hash as I planned to buy that. Anyway the piece was too small to be hash but it did smell slightly 'flowery', not bitter as I expected.

So, what happened next?

Had a mate who I swore I'd keep the opium for, but we will/are going to buy a gram and this piece seemed more just enough for one person to review. Opium is quite expensive and I had more than enough to field test it. The Scurvy Crew are not a charity! Of if they are - send me a drug parcel!

So to prepare for this first time use of opium,  I got hold of an old book, got a pint glass out and some knives the missus threw out when she discovered 'better knives'. So, I balanced my pint glass on the book leaving a small gap so I could get the knives through and heat up the opium so it became a nice white smoke.

Got to say, it was not smooth but I think a half pint glass would be wiser as a pint glass has too much air in there.

So, after the first little test - I sat down and rolled up a joint of hash. I left the joint and watched some TV show about cops arrresting people.

Funny how many people chill by taking drugs and watching some TV show about cops who would have you believe that anyone smoking a joint is going to have their door battered in by some squad of steroid head cops screaming 'police, police, police'. I think many home invaders shout the same thing so I'd need to really see that warrant before I opened my door.

So back to the opium, after an hour, decided to up the stakes and take a bigger piece. I heated the knives on the gas stove and dropped the piece of opium on one - that stuck - so I slipped both knives in the gap and crushed the opium creating a nice thick trapped cloud of white smoke. I found it hard to just pick up the opium with one knife as you might do with hash.

Still I kept  looking at the joint I had built, I lit it up. Never smoked much! More TV about cops on. Another idiot driver caught smoking skunk in his car! For fuck sake dude, smoking a joint of skunk in a car is advertising it to all three lanes of traffic.But you do that shit when your 21! I NEVER smoke when driving, its a fast track way to get nicked.

So, back to piece of opium No 3 - this one was slightly smalller, I admit by this stage I was feeling the effects, I done a funny walk from my living roomn to the kitchen - made me think of the Cypress Hill song 'stoned is the way of the walk'. Also, made me realise, turning up on opium on a first date - you'd look bad! She would have to be a real stoner hippy chick!

So, smoked a bit of the hash joint - some TV movie - about cops! More cops! We'll have cop porn soon - and I admit I'd like to see my missus dressed as a cop. The local naughty nightware shop know me well.

The piece of opium No 4 hit me hard - I tried to smoke my joint of hash, but the TV was blurred and to be honest, I could not read a thing on my laptop! I could not focus half expected to wake up on the sofa the next day! Was going to write a live review, lol, it would have been something like...

"Uhhhh uhhhhh hu, uuuuuuh"

Anyway, I was zonked out - truly stoned and no way could you hide this! I would hazard a guess that that anyone smoking 25mg of this in one go,  would look and act VERY stoned. Good for musicians I guess!

Still have a bit left - will give that to my mate but am looking forward to the gram as I think you could truly knock yourself out smoking this. Smoking it with hash or bud makes it hit you even harder.

I would not advise alcohol with this.

So, would I order some of this opium? -  yes!, yes!, yes! - as soon as I can!

It was a real nice treat - a quiet night in kind of drug and no urge to redose the next morning or day.

Like I say the opium had a kind of hash like consistency. Nice and dry - not some liquid type opium which has beeen sold here. This was well dried so its better bang for youer buck as you will not lose weight as moisture is lost.

For some, its a bit dodgy as opium, is related to heroin. However, it is not heroin and I cannot imagine people getting addicted so easily to opium. I would advise caution as your tolerence would go up if you used daily. This is a special treat drug - one to be used a few times a year perhaps. A nice drug to have when you want to stay in and just chill.

Would like to use some better way of smoking but I think using a half pint glass will do the trick. Vaporising it, would be cool also I imagine. Maybe a bong would be good also.I alos wonder would the old pin ina book and a glass on top work? (you set light to the opium, blow it out and let it smoke)

I guess if your a real asshole, you could snort it, lol.

What I'd really like is to eat some. I bet half a gram would knock you out for 24 hr!

So thanks to Fucking Ace and The Scurvy Crew, I have become a fan and me and the guys are really feeling good about finding some decent authentic opium!

Also purchased two grams of the Scurvy Crew hash, so another review soon! I'm hoping for a real nice hash and do confess htat I plan to mix some opium with some hash.

So, the all marks for product...

5/5 for potency
5/5 for stealth post (vac sealed even though there is barely a smell!)
Sample came quickly, I'd expect post from Spain to take anything from a few days to a week or more. It is international and I'm cool with waiting and never pm vendors asking (1 day later) why my order has not come!
Price? Pretty decent when you consider how many people you could get stoned on this!

I'm real happy I got to try opium at last but I plan to buy a gram or maybe two as I'd like to have a few mates round and watch them bounce off the walls!

Fantastic addition to SR, opium is VERY rare in the UK,most goes into making the skag which I have never used and have no plans to use! I'd advise anyone to steer clear of a drug that is so highly addictive!

So, top marks for the opium, well done to the Scurvy Crew for locating this fine product now lets hope the hash I ordered hash is nice also, then I can order both again and have a hash and opium festival!

The guys will love this opium!

And thanks to Fucking Ace, I got a nice sample of fucking ace opium! Acde is a good word!

Might try and grow some poppies this year as I see there are active opium poppy seeds sold here. What would be great would be if The Scurvy Crew could lay hands on this Beyer poppy seed!

It would be easy to plant a few as we roam the country planting up our early weed crops in a few months. Hope its a good year for growing. Wonder if people could grow oppies in their grow rooms also. Got some research to do on opium, but as a day to day drug, I'll stick to bud or hash!.

And here is a photo of the innoent looking chunk of opium.

(note - onion image site is sluggish so I will come back and include the photo I took - opium has a kind of reddish tinge)

Jokes to win more hash!...

I recently nearly got done for public indecency in a mens toilet. I admit I was sucking a dick, but when the cop asked me to stop, my mouth was full.

I told him its not indecent to suck your own dick and if he could suck his he would be hiding somewhere sucking his own truncheon.

Be honest, if you could suck your own dick, the SR site would be running on empty.

And...

Went into McDonalds yesterday, ordered a burger and asked if I could have an each way bet on it.

The jokes are just there for a laugh - I've bought some of the hash and will do a detailed report.

Now, what to eat? I'm bored with my dick and might have some fish fingers.

A little known fact is that fish actually have fingers.

Some brave captain, with a big white beard, catches them for us. Funny how he has lots of kids on the boat also. Only the best for the captains table?

Claim to fame? Workmate of mine went to a party hosted by Freddy Mercury, said there was trays of coke being  carried around and plenty of hash also.

I also once had a joint with the UK top smuggler in his day, Howard Marks. This was at a festival.

I'm also thinking of going pro with the 'suck your own dick' act.

How many bitcoins would you pay to maybe see a video of me, wearing a ski mask of course, and a long sleeved shirt to hidfe my tattooo of penguins and also a scar which I got when I had to saw my arm off when trapped down some rocks in Australia! Oh, no, that was a movie, I got a scar opening a tin of peaches in light syrup. Still, same kind of thing, I would have cut my arm off if I had to.

Maybe you'd get more stoned as you'd have less of yourself.

One last thing (I'm on a roll) I recently took a flight to Rome and as soon as I sat down some very rude Italian gent demanded that I move from his seat. I hate people who do that - and this bastard would not shut up, even threatened to get me arrested. In the end, although I felt like slapping him, I conceded that he was the pilot and I should not be sitting in his seat.

Hope the report answered any questions you may have about the opium. It is strong. You do not need a lot but I'll buy a gram  for the personal stash all the same and keep it as one of those special treats! Wife only does coke, so I'm lucky really! She still has some of La Fuentes, might even get a few lines if I play my cards right.

Anyway, have a pleasant evening and to the Scurvy Crew - look forward to doing some business with you guys!

The hash/opium mix, that would be the dogs bollocks.

I would of course warn people what was in the hash. I think  200mg opium in 1 gram of hash would create a hell of a smoke!

Opihash!

 :)

Thanks again - now to check to see if my wages have been paid. This monthly wages shit rerally is a drag!

If it was not for the fact I can always sneak out for a joint, I'd complain!

Thanks Scurvy Crew!

Hope to be saying that a few times!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on January 30, 2013, 11:45 pm
As promised here is the photo of the piece of Scurvy Crew Opium, a small personal smoke road-test sample sent by the good Fucking Ace!

Note the hint of red in the opium?

http://wyxwerboi3awzy23.onion/src/1359587052496.jpg

Taste wise, due to using a pint glass instead of a half pint glass - I just about managed to keep it in as there was too much air in there.

Best thing about the glass - you can toke it in two - no need to kill yourself hitting it in one.

I think it would be great in a good old ice bong! also!

Coming soon - two grams of the Scurvy Crew hash and a nice gram of the ope!

 ;D

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on January 30, 2013, 11:50 pm
Ah, the competition for jokes!

Hope you lot got sick minds or can get down with the sickness!

My joke,,,,,,,,,

A small aeroplane crashes over the Swiss Alps, the plane falls hard and bursts into flames with only a little boy surviving the carnage,

He climbs out of the burning wreck, seeing his parents and siblings burnt to death. He then the poor child hears a helicopter flyimg in the distance, as it comes closer he sees it is a rescue helicopter. Suddenly, an upgust of trecherous wind lifts the copter and smashes it into the side of a mountain, all onboard are dead.

The young boy rummages through the wreckage and finds a few supplies, he decides to head uo to the peak of the maountain were there is a flat surface were he might find shelter and also a good place to land a copter. Although quite small he struggles for 48 hours eventually making it to the top. Scraped, bruised, freezing and exhausted he finds some safety.

Once there near the top of the mountain he sees a man waving to him - the young child runs forward and explains how his plane crashed and all his familiy were killed.

The man replies "It's really not your lucky day is it ? I'm a paedophile !"

 ;D
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 01, 2013, 11:33 am
As promised here is the photo of the piece of Scurvy Crew Opium, a small personal smoke road-test sample sent by the good Fucking Ace!

Note the hint of red in the opium?

http://wyxwerboi3awzy23.onion/src/1359587052496.jpg

Taste wise, due to using a pint glass instead of a half pint glass - I just about managed to keep it in as there was too much air in there.

Best thing about the glass - you can toke it in two - no need to kill yourself hitting it in one.

I think it would be great in a good old ice bong! also!

Coming soon - two grams of the Scurvy Crew hash and a nice gram of the ope!

 ;D

WOW Red fucking amazing reviews!!!

For that you win up on the double hash order and you get a free gram of opium. I am going to source that today so will be shipped out on monday!
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on February 01, 2013, 06:17 pm
hell yea!!
i haven't had me some true proper O in DAYS!!
just curious.. Red's pic helps, but what's it consistency and density like??
upon coin re-up you're getting hit up no doubt!!

@Red
i swear i tasted that shit while reading your review bro!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Boonanny on February 02, 2013, 09:38 pm
Okay, here is my review of The Scurvy Crew's Sativa Hash:

Communication:
Great Communications - clear and quick on both PM and forum conversations, no nonsense, shipped the free sample quickly without even going through an SR listing.

Shipping:
Really fast - from southern Europe to east coast USA in under 9 days. Obviously was in transit quickly to get here so fast.

Packaging:
Very professional looking bubble mailer, clear printed labels, both delivery and return address, appears to be from a legit tech company with logos and everything. Upon opening, multiple layers of stuff inside with good visual and "feel" blockers.  Inner packaging is vacuum sealed with yet another visual blocker inside. No scent even on final inner baggy. So - good stealth packaging, though not a lot of stealth is necessary with a small flat sample of hash like this.

Product: 
A nice sized sample of medium chocolate/dark amber brown hash, almost like a caramello color.  Smell is not all that strong when opening the bag. Very pine-dominant scent, with a little lemon/citrus in there.   Fairly pliable once it warmed up from the frigid temps outside, but still fairly firm stuff, not very sticky or oily at all, but pliable enough to bend and pinch off a bit and roll it up.  Rolled up two very small balls and smoked them on their own so I wouldn't be mixing it with other bud.  Easy surface melt, a little bubbling, nice smolder/cherry that kept a steady stream of smoke going.  Smooth smoke, not too harsh at all, burns down to a fine dark gray ash which just crumbles away to dust when you touch it afterward.

High:
Definitely sativa dominant, very heady and not a lot of body high, comes on relatively quickly right behind the eyes and in the temples and even a buzz at the back base of the neck. Very nice smooth clear headed high, and pretty strong effect from the relatively tiny amount that I smoked. After sampling a second little ball I decided to just sit back and enjoy it... I'm sure if I had smoked a bigger chunk, or loaded some in with a bowl of bud in a bong or something I would have been super blazed.  I'll come back and review more detail when I hit it hard. :)

Overall 5/5 - good sativa hash, great international shipping experience, great experience overall, good prices... what's not to like?! The Scurvy Crew is recommended and I'll be back!


Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 03, 2013, 11:42 pm
Okay, here is my review of The Scurvy Crew's Sativa Hash:

Communication:
Great Communications - clear and quick on both PM and forum conversations, no nonsense, shipped the free sample quickly without even going through an SR listing.

Shipping:
Really fast - from southern Europe to east coast USA in under 9 days. Obviously was in transit quickly to get here so fast.

Packaging:
Very professional looking bubble mailer, clear printed labels, both delivery and return address, appears to be from a legit tech company with logos and everything. Upon opening, multiple layers of stuff inside with good visual and "feel" blockers.  Inner packaging is vacuum sealed with yet another visual blocker inside. No scent even on final inner baggy. So - good stealth packaging, though not a lot of stealth is necessary with a small flat sample of hash like this.

Product: 
A nice sized sample of medium chocolate/dark amber brown hash, almost like a caramello color.  Smell is not all that strong when opening the bag. Very pine-dominant scent, with a little lemon/citrus in there.   Fairly pliable once it warmed up from the frigid temps outside, but still fairly firm stuff, not very sticky or oily at all, but pliable enough to bend and pinch off a bit and roll it up.  Rolled up two very small balls and smoked them on their own so I wouldn't be mixing it with other bud.  Easy surface melt, a little bubbling, nice smolder/cherry that kept a steady stream of smoke going.  Smooth smoke, not too harsh at all, burns down to a fine dark gray ash which just crumbles away to dust when you touch it afterward.

High:
Definitely sativa dominant, very heady and not a lot of body high, comes on relatively quickly right behind the eyes and in the temples and even a buzz at the back base of the neck. Very nice smooth clear headed high, and pretty strong effect from the relatively tiny amount that I smoked. After sampling a second little ball I decided to just sit back and enjoy it... I'm sure if I had smoked a bigger chunk, or loaded some in with a bowl of bud in a bong or something I would have been super blazed.  I'll come back and review more detail when I hit it hard. :)

Overall 5/5 - good sativa hash, great international shipping experience, great experience overall, good prices... what's not to like?! The Scurvy Crew is recommended and I'll be back!

Excellent review dude!! 10% added onto your next order.
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 03, 2013, 11:48 pm
Just got back from restocking on opium. It is now 2 months till the season starts and I think we may well have some of the last bits left in southern spain
ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on February 04, 2013, 02:18 am
hell yea!!
you're O is gonna be part of my next mass order guaranteed!!
sooooo looking forward to that shit!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 04, 2013, 03:53 am
hell yea!!
you're O is gonna be part of my next mass order guaranteed!!
sooooo looking forward to that shit!!
good to hear dude! our opium runs out fast!! so make sure you get your order in
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: norseman17 on February 04, 2013, 08:34 am
           Got my O yesterday and not surprisingly its gone already :'(  But it was Great while it lasted!  ACE hooked me up with a fat bag containing double the amount I ordered!!  8)  The opium itself looked like a light brown/goldish malleable solid that was not sticky.  It was almost amber in color and smelled deeply earthy (like dirt in the best way possible!) and when smoked the smoke is super smooth and floral in taste.  This O gave me and a few buds a nice long lasting high that creeps up on you but then you easily lose track of time and just relax for extended periods. 
           We found the best method to smoke it to be using two knives; one cool one on which you put the piece of O and the other is heated with a torch until red hot.  After briefly cooling it, the hot knife is pressed against the other containing the O and you suck up the smoke directly with a straw (or collect the fumes in an upside down cup).  This way it is vaporized @ around 500 degrees and no opiates are destroyed by the flame which burns at >1500 degrees.  . 
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: PineappleLove on February 04, 2013, 12:09 pm
I had ordered some of The Scurvy Crew's LSD, but got refunded for that since it probably isn't LSD. They were very nice about it and I have all the faith they didn't intend it this way.
Aside from the refund they offered to send me some of their hash, which I accepted. It arrived really fast and was properly packaged and sealed. And it's a nice hash!
Overall I can recommend this vendor.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 04, 2013, 05:23 pm
Hellooooooooooo peoples!  8)

Our new opium listings are now live. this is by far the best batch of high quality spanish opium we have had in stock. However we only have 100g left, this is the last of the opium until season begins again in May.

Helpful hint/!!
Beware of sellers offering high quantities of opium stock around this time of year. It is usually the poorest quality  & oldest that was not sold last year and was kept for this time of year and is now being sold off whilst people are desperate and supplies are low.
Opium season begins in April or may so supplies should be back to normal then.

Also due to the massive popularity of our joke contest and hash sale last week we have kept the sale prices at 10$ a gram whilst we get through the next few plaques of hash. At this rate they will be gone by mid week and prices will go back to normal after.

So buy now for the last few bits of amazing quality pure sativa marroc hash directly imported from Ketama.

ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Rentner on February 04, 2013, 05:32 pm
           Got my O yesterday and not surprisingly its gone already :'(  But it was Great while it lasted!  ACE hooked me up with a fat bag containing double the amount I ordered!!  8)  The opium itself looked like a light brown/goldish malleable solid that was not sticky.  It was almost amber in color and smelled deeply earthy (like dirt in the best way possible!) and when smoked the smoke is super smooth and floral in taste.  This O gave me and a few buds a nice long lasting high that creeps up on you but then you easily lose track of time and just relax for extended periods. 
           We found the best method to smoke it to be using two knives; one cool one on which you put the piece of O and the other is heated with a torch until red hot.  After briefly cooling it, the hot knife is pressed against the other containing the O and you suck up the smoke directly with a straw (or collect the fumes in an upside down cup).  This way it is vaporized @ around 500 degrees and no opiates are destroyed by the flame which burns at >1500 degrees.  .
thats in fact a similar method like how I used to smoke Opium.. ! great !
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 05, 2013, 04:18 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ANTI-BOREDOM / WEEKEND FUN KITS NOW AVAILABLE

!!!Check out our newest listing and let us know what you think of it!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/f4f16ba365

The most helpful suggestions will earn themselves a free kit in exchange for a review.

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 05, 2013, 04:27 am
Also we have a whole new selection of hashish to add to our high end pure sativa hash from Ketama!!!!

Listings starting at 6 bucks a gram for our mid-range hash.  ;D ;D ;D you wont find a better price!!

check them all out here:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/9de2239028

here are the 10g listings:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/f1b5340c0d  (chelsea hashish)
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/b18c32626f (high end pollen)


And of course, our much awaited emergency weekend kits!!!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/f4f16ba365

 :-* :-* :-* ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 05, 2013, 08:08 pm
Just an update we only have half the opium left due to two bulk orders this week, we expect to be sold out in around 1 - 2 weeks

Also the mid quality hashish for 6$ a gran is doing much better than expected and may run dry momentarily at the end of the week pending a restock.

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: norseman17 on February 06, 2013, 07:08 am
fuckingACE is the man!! He's got the dopest Ope and soon to be reviewed his mid ans high grade hashish!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: turningjapanese on February 06, 2013, 07:43 pm
Anybody else in the states waiting for small quantity O that was ordered about 2 weeks ago? Asking this to gauge how normal this wait is for the mail from spain. Any reassurances would be much appreciated : D
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on February 06, 2013, 11:52 pm
Anybody else in the states waiting for small quantity O that was ordered about 2 weeks ago? Asking this to gauge how normal this wait is for the mail from spain. Any reassurances would be much appreciated : D

it'll make it brother!!
stay positive!! 2 weeks is a long time though.. but their delivery window states 1-8 weeks worldwide!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: turningjapanese on February 07, 2013, 08:28 pm
Thanks MurderFace  :)

I will CHIZZEL my ass and accept the wait; I'm just so eager to get off what I'm on now, and enjoy a month of O smoking before I jump off the opes permanently ^.^
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: drobro11 on February 07, 2013, 11:05 pm
Chewy and tastes like shit.

Oh, it's hash?

Fucking amazing hash. Got here to the midwest from Spain in 8 days from being marked in transit :D Excellent stealth, overweight, tasty as fuck. Spicy with hints of both earth and fruit. YUM

Love you, TSC!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 08, 2013, 03:20 pm
Hi LOVESSSSSSS!

It’s me, TrashBox, and I’m proud to announce I’ve joined the Scurvy Crew!

Ace is very busy these days and can’t be around as much as he’d like, so I’ll be here to keep everyone informed of the goings ons of TSC. Most of the time I’ll post from my TrashBox account but if I post here I’ll sign TB. Also, messages sent to this account will be checked by me unless you type ACE ONLY in the subject line.

FYI to my fellow Americans: TSC will soon be shipping our yummy hash domestically! That means no customs and even FASTER shipping. Be excited, my friends

Theme song for my weekend: "No Church In The Wild" JayZ  www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt7gNi3Nr4

XOXO TB
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: norseman17 on February 08, 2013, 08:23 pm
Hell Yeah ACE! just ordered some Hash and Opium, Can't wait for next time now on the hash since there's no customs! Hooray!

any idea when the domestic shipping will be starting?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 09, 2013, 03:18 pm
Thanks MurderFace  :)

I will CHIZZEL my ass and accept the wait; I'm just so eager to get off what I'm on now, and enjoy a month of O smoking before I jump off the opes permanently ^.^

I know you're eager, but fear not! It'll come :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 09, 2013, 03:29 pm

Hell Yeah ACE! just ordered some Hash and Opium, Can't wait for next time now on the hash since there's no customs! Hooray!

any idea when the domestic shipping will be starting?

Sometime in the next couple months is my best ROUGH estimate for US Domestic shipping.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on February 09, 2013, 03:50 pm

Hell Yeah ACE! just ordered some Hash and Opium, Can't wait for next time now on the hash since there's no customs! Hooray!

any idea when the domestic shipping will be starting?

Sometime in the next couple months is my best ROUGH estimate for US Domestic shipping.

Wait...Part of the crew will by shipping from within the US soon?  We will have good opium available domestically? This has been my dream ever since I became a member just over a year ago  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: connoisseur on February 09, 2013, 04:49 pm
The sativa hash is absolutely great!  :P
Best smoke I had on SR so far.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 09, 2013, 07:07 pm

Hell Yeah ACE! just ordered some Hash and Opium, Can't wait for next time now on the hash since there's no customs! Hooray!

any idea when the domestic shipping will be starting?

Sometime in the next couple months is my best ROUGH estimate for US Domestic shipping.

Wait...Part of the crew will by shipping from within the US soon?  We will have good opium available domestically? This has been my dream ever since I became a member just over a year ago  ;D ;D ;D

That's great news! Making people's dreams come true IS MY dream come true :) The opium will come later if all goes well with the hash. It's not in season so we can't get good stock right now anyway. But if you've been waiting over a year then you're in the home stretch, my friend ;)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: turningjapanese on February 09, 2013, 07:59 pm
Exciting!  8)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 09, 2013, 11:36 pm
The sativa hash is absolutely great!  :P
Best smoke I had on SR so far.

So happy to hear that!


Friends, we are on a mission to prove that OUR HASH is the BEST HASH on the road. Stay tuned  8)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 11, 2013, 07:19 pm

We have sourced some extremely high quality, pure 2cb powder and we're waiting on some MDMA of the same caliber (omg, I'm can't wait to try it!)

What you guys think/want/need to fight your weekend BOREDOMness. Don't be shy, we are open to all kind of ideas. We love you.

Currently our listings include an Anti-Boredom kit containing nbom, and a hash and opium mix. Add a little excitement to your weekend!!

Our newest kit will include 2 hits of 2cb, as well as a hash and opium mix. This is our sexy combo   :-*

Soon we'll add our "Sensual Sunday" kits. These MDMA kits will likely contain Viagra and hash, magnesium and 5HTP (Do not take 5HTP within 12 hours of mdma)

Any other ideas? If we like your input maybe we'll send you one   :)

All listings can be found at the bottom of our vendor page. Link is below in my sig
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
ACE was busy this w/e, guys!!! He's got 50grams of some NEW hash that is supposed to be BETTER than the sativa. (Now, I don't believe him since I just tried the sativa this w/e and OMFG, but we'll see...)

Soon he's going to list 10 1g samples and 8 5g samples (no more than 5g per person, please)
You'll find the listings on TSC's vendor page. It's linked in my sig :)

It's a traditional moroccan hash. Ace says it's VERY high quality, one of the best, actually. It's an EXTREMELY difficult hash to source... but TSC loves you and if you guys like it and want it ACE will get it for you.

XOXO
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: norseman17 on February 11, 2013, 10:39 pm
To fuckingACE/The Crew/Trashbox:

Here's a partial Review of my 3 part order; 2 of which have arrived!

Shipping/Communication:  (perfect)  The Crew and I have had many conversations and have reached many great deals so far.  They always respond quickly especially considering the number of orders they need to process and they are always polite and respectful to their clients.  TSC has become one of my "inner circle" of vendors who i favor over others because I have complete confidence that my order will exceed my expectations!  Alright now here's where it gets Fucking crazy.. I ordered both mid grade and high grade sativa hash and some opium, all shipped separately This crazy guy fuckingACE and his scurvy crew somehow got me 100g of hash across the world in 4 days!!!!  How the hell is that possible, I don't know but as long as they can do it I don't need to know I'm ecstatic, but also still excited and awaiting the opium! 

Product quality (looks, smell, high): 
Mid grade hash looks great and is still in its vac seal since it will not be used for a bit.  It is hard but when worked with the hands becomes slightly malleable.  The mid grade came in an entire plaque official stamp and all!  ;D   I'll update on the quality/smell/high once it is opened, but I have yet to be disappointed by TSC so I'm confident its good!

High quality Sativa Hash:  Got 10g of this dark soft amazing hash that smells so floral, like the essence of nature and the taste followed suit tasting great but real peppery ans strong!  the consistency was perfect, just soft enough so that you can  mold it with your hands but it did not stick to my hands or the paper it was shipped in.  The high from this hash is intense, sets in quick, and lasts a while with a mind stimulating but relaxing quality that could be good for before bed or to start the day right.  I prefer the former and latter haha!

Thanks TSC my opium review may be up as soon as tomorrow depending on if your sending it in the mail this time or teleporting it instantly like you did with my hash!!



Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 11, 2013, 10:50 pm
To fuckingACE/The Crew/Trashbox:

Here's a partial Review of my 3 part order; 2 of which have arrived!

Shipping/Communication:  (perfect)  The Crew and I have had many conversations and have reached many great deals so far.  They always respond quickly especially considering the number of orders they need to process and they are always polite and respectful to their clients.  TSC has become one of my "inner circle" of vendors who i favor over others because I have complete confidence that my order will exceed my expectations!  Alright now here's where it gets Fucking crazy.. I ordered both mid grade and high grade sativa hash and some opium, all shipped separately This crazy guy fuckingACE and his scurvy crew somehow got me 100g of hash across the world in 4 days!!!!  How the hell is that possible, I don't know but as long as they can do it I don't need to know I'm ecstatic, but also still excited and awaiting the opium! 

Product quality (looks, smell, high): 
Mid grade hash looks great and is still in its vac seal since it will not be used for a bit.  It is hard but when worked with the hands becomes slightly malleable.  The mid grade came in an entire plaque official stamp and all!  ;D   I'll update on the quality/smell/high once it is opened, but I have yet to be disappointed by TSC so I'm confident its good!

High quality Sativa Hash:  Got 10g of this dark soft amazing hash that smells so floral, like the essence of nature and the taste followed suit tasting great but real peppery ans strong!  the consistency was perfect, just soft enough so that you can  mold it with your hands but it did not stick to my hands or the paper it was shipped in.  The high from this hash is intense, sets in quick, and lasts a while with a mind stimulating but relaxing quality that could be good for before bed or to start the day right.  I prefer the former and latter haha!

Thanks TSC my opium review may be up as soon as tomorrow depending on if your sending it in the mail this time or teleporting it instantly like you did with my hash!!

He he we aim to please dude :) I think the fact you paid for express shipping helped a lot in getting a 4 day shipping time Spain to US and over a weekend. we may add that shipping method on as standard to all large orders in the future.
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 11, 2013, 10:57 pm
What a beautiful review of the hash. I love how the spice lingers in my lungs for 10-15 minutes later. I have been enjoying my morning smoke with a glass orange juice... Something about the citrus and spice that tastes soooooo gooood in the morning :)

LOL at teleporting shipping method comment!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 12, 2013, 01:24 am
Our new deluxe hash samples are in people!!!

Hi guys!!

Ace here, this week I have sourced you a few testers of something really special its the up coming deluxe hash range we are planning to offer. This is really for the hash connoisseurs or those who are very picky about what they smoke. It is extremely hard / risky to source. we won´t ever have a lot of it as we can only get 250g at a time.

we will be listing the testers at $14 per g,  the price will probably be a bit higher when we list the hash regularly, this is a tester price.

As always read our profile page for terms and conditions and to see recent feedback before ordering.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/9de2239028

only a max of 5g per person!!

Unfortunately I cannot give any reductions in price on these listings, even for our repeat customers.

Please leave us feedback on our forum thread and check back regularly for competitions and reviews!

if you have any questions just give me  shout!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/efcf5ab76f          1g listing
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/aa9bcda235        5g listing

TSC
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Töörländer on February 12, 2013, 02:26 am
Got some of the Ketama last week, really great stuff, worth every BTC.

Tastes exquisite in the vaporizer and you could get everything from a soft clean high with very small doses to a total knockout. I´ll order again.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 13, 2013, 06:27 pm
Got some of the Ketama last week, really great stuff, worth every BTC.

Tastes exquisite in the vaporizer and you could get everything from a soft clean high with very small doses to a total knockout. I´ll order again.

Thanks dude! enjoy. we will be announcing  a few special offers shortly
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 13, 2013, 06:53 pm
Last of our Opium, so we're making it extra special for you  :-* :-*

Our Opium sold so quickly that we're down to less than 5 grams! It's out of season now, too, so it's your last chance to order this incredible stuff!

Why is it speshy? Well, ACE felt bad that we ran out of stock so quickly, so he decided to mix whats left of the super-strength BAYER O into it! So, what you'll get is a 50/50 mix of our highest quality for the price of our most popular! It's a win-win people.

Check our listings at the bottom of our vendor page linked in my sig :)

And, as always, I love you 
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 14, 2013, 03:26 am
We have a new hash listing up!!! With this last batch of hash we have attracted some real Connnoisseurs of hash, so we thought why not offer a package with ALL of our top quality hashes in one pack and see who bites... well ACE slashed the price to $45 for the 3 grams of THE BEST HASH ON SR!!!! That's pretty insane but he's asleep now and won' realize until the morning so ORDER NOW before he wakes up and comes to his senses..

Here's the link :)
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/4c6430dc57
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 14, 2013, 03:58 am


Here's a C&P from the listing:

We expect this to go fast so grab one while you can they are a limited supply!

Due to the massive demand on our previous hashish we decided to create a sample pack of our best selling three hash types.

1g of our premium pure sativa hashish!!!!

It comes from Ketama in Morocco directly imported by us.
(check our recent reviews, this hash is being reported by our customers as the BEST on silk road)

1g of our finest quality Moroccan blend hashish

Extremely hard to source hashish for foreigners in Morocco, this really is something special, it at the top of 'our high range selection o f hashish. This hashish is only found in certain fields in the mountain tops near Azila, within the tightly controlled red zone. Great care is taken in growing, preparing it and transporting it. The growers and north Africans prefer that it stays in northern Africa, being transported to large customers in Egypt, Morocco and Lybia. We however can secure small 250g quantities on a monthly basis.

1g of our premium Pakistani pollen
One of the finest pollen hash´s around. You can see the marked quality instantly, although when cut you can see the distinctive light color and fluffy texture of pollen, This hash remains firm although slightly pliable when handled. the distinct smell combined with the unique texture are a dead giveaway of a quality Pakistani pollen.

All three will be sent individually vac sealed to prevent a mixing of their unique qualities and to prevent them drying out.

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: directx11 on February 14, 2013, 09:39 am
Got some coin on its way to sr, looking forward to tasting all your hashes, the ketama sativa was a gorgeous smoke. can't wait to try all three.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: commodore64 on February 14, 2013, 11:57 am
It would be cool if there was a clearer way to distinguish between the different types of hash you stock since there are a lot of listings. Kinda like what they do in the coffeeshops, gives every different type  reference point, maybe one the overused tags like caramello, gardella, double zero, or a short description on look, smell, taste and effect. It looks like you have 4 different types at the moment?

Anyway, the selection looks bloody amazing  even by Spanish standards



Soon he's going to list 10 1g samples and 8 5g samples (no more than 5g per person, please)
You'll find the listings on TSC's vendor page. It's linked in my sig :)

It's a traditional moroccan hash. Ace says it's VERY high quality, one of the best, actually. It's an EXTREMELY difficult hash to source... but TSC loves you and if you guys like it and want it ACE will get it for you.


Why was this hash difficult to source/what makes it unique? Always on the lookout to add some unique contraband to my stash box.





Soon we'll add our "Sensual Sunday" kits. These MDMA kits will likely contain Viagra and hash, magnesium and 5HTP (Do not take 5HTP within 12 hours of mdma)


No viagra! I know a lot of people mix mdma and viagra without ill effect but there are risks (hxxp://www.ecstasy.org/qanda/viagra.html). I've tried cialis and mdma on a couple of occasion as it supposedly safer.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: commodore64 on February 14, 2013, 12:08 pm
We have a new hash listing up!!! With this last batch of hash we have attracted some real Connnoisseurs of hash, so we thought why not offer a package with ALL of our top quality hashes in one pack and see who bites... well ACE slashed the price to $45 for the 3 grams of THE BEST HASH ON SR!!!! That's pretty insane but he's asleep now and won' realize until the morning so ORDER NOW before he wakes up and comes to his senses..

Here's the link :)
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/4c6430dc57

ahhh this is awesome!! exactly what I like
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: White 0ut on February 14, 2013, 12:26 pm
Can someone tell me if I add the opium to my cart if someone else can still purchase the last G? I have it in my cart but won't have the BTC until within the hour. Also how do you guys ship, for instance if I got 1g opium and 10gs of hash? Also could I PM and receive a better deal since I am buying two items? Sorry for all the Q's!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: commodore64 on February 14, 2013, 12:37 pm
Can someone tell me if I add the opium to my cart if someone else can still purchase the last G? I have it in my cart but won't have the BTC until within the hour. Also how do you guys ship, for instance if I got 1g opium and 10gs of hash? Also could I PM and receive a better deal since I am buying two items? Sorry for all the Q's!

unfortunately you can't hold the gram of opium. How do I know? I've just put it in my basket and I'm briskly walking to the checkout
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: White 0ut on February 14, 2013, 01:54 pm
Can someone tell me if I add the opium to my cart if someone else can still purchase the last G? I have it in my cart but won't have the BTC until within the hour. Also how do you guys ship, for instance if I got 1g opium and 10gs of hash? Also could I PM and receive a better deal since I am buying two items? Sorry for all the Q's!

unfortunately you can't hold the gram of opium. How do I know? I've just put it in my basket and I'm briskly walking to the checkout

Lol that wasn't really the last G. I was just curious! Good Hunting tho!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 14, 2013, 04:31 pm
Thanks everyone for the replies! Love you guys!

Ok, first of all, listings are available until they are purchased. So, no, having it in your cart is not an issue for anyone else. However, I bookmark things I plan to purchase and add them to my cart when I'm ready to pgp and send submit :)

Great suggestions, commodore. I agree 100%. Thing is ACE handles everything on SR and he has been in such a madddd hurry lately so it appears he just scribbles down whatever and writes BEST a lot. So, yeah, we'll work on that FOR SURE

WhiteOut: PM me on here and we'll figure something out :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 14, 2013, 04:36 pm
Got some coin on its way to sr, looking forward to tasting all your hashes, the ketama sativa was a gorgeous smoke. can't wait to try all three.

Can't wait for you to try them either! Thank you for your business  :-* :-*
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 15, 2013, 09:45 pm
Can someone tell me if I add the opium to my cart if someone else can still purchase the last G? I have it in my cart but won't have the BTC until within the hour. Also how do you guys ship, for instance if I got 1g opium and 10gs of hash? Also could I PM and receive a better deal since I am buying two items? Sorry for all the Q's!

unfortunately you can't hold the gram of opium. How do I know? I've just put it in my basket and I'm briskly walking to the checkout

Lol that wasn't really the last G. I was just curious! Good Hunting tho!

Happy WEEKEND everybody... hope you all aren't too bored  :-\ So here's a song about... kissing?  :-*
He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) by The Crystals, written by Carole King and Gerry Goffin

**clearnet*** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20Oz9Yr_So
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on February 18, 2013, 07:15 am
soooooooooo stoked!!
saw those listings of O pop back up and i could NOT pass that shit up this time!!  ;D ;D
i'm literally grinning from ear to ear!! if i could get 2, i would.. lol
saying i'm hella eager to try some of this is a drastic fuckin understatement!!

now i'm looking at your best of the best sativa hash.. hmmmmm sold!!  ;)
this says a lot!! i live in a weed legal state and have had a hand in over 20 grow ops!! the weed i smoke can be stuck to a wall and left there for days!! and have made every form of hash, most normally by the pound.. but i truly believe that weed grown in another part of the world, when smoked, is utter bliss!! i can't help but try some!!  :P
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 18, 2013, 07:16 am

No viagra! I know a lot of people mix mdma and viagra without ill effect but there are risks (hxxp://www.ecstasy.org/qanda/viagra.html). I've tried cialis and mdma on a couple of occasion as it supposedly safer.

TY so much for the input and link. We're looking at alternatives :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 18, 2013, 07:23 am
soooooooooo stoked!!
saw those listings of O pop back up and i could NOT pass that shit up this time!!  ;D ;D
i'm literally grinning from ear to ear!! if i could get 2, i would.. lol
saying i'm hella eager to try some of this is a drastic fuckin understatement!!

now i'm looking at your best of the best sativa hash.. hmmmmm sold!!  ;)
this says a lot!! i live in a weed legal state and have had a hand in over 20 grow ops!! the weed i smoke can be stuck to a wall and left there for days!! and have made every form of hash, most normally by the pound.. but i truly believe that weed grown in another part of the world, when smoked, is utter bliss!! i can't help but try some!!  :P

LOVE this :) TY

The sativa hash is a foreign delicacy for sure... I love the looks on my (weed-snob) friend's faces when they have their first puff and realize I wasn't just hyping it up! LOL

We look forward to your order, Enjoy  :-* :-*
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Bob Arctor on February 18, 2013, 01:20 pm
Hey, TrashBox, can you ask Ace to reply to my messages on SR? It's really not cool to leave me hanging the moment I sent the money for order I received only half of..
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 18, 2013, 10:51 pm
Hey, TrashBox, can you ask Ace to reply to my messages on SR? It's really not cool to leave me hanging the moment I sent the money for order I received only half of..

NEVER FEAR! I'M ON IT!

Edit: I just want to add that it's been next to impossible for many of us to log onto SR today.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on February 18, 2013, 11:55 pm
hell yea!!

my sativa hash order was placed 'in transit' after only 10 hrs!! amazing!!  ;D ;D
ketema to my front door!! let's do this!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 19, 2013, 04:51 am
Hey friends of the Scurvy Crew,

i'm happy to be on the boat as well.


stumbled over this thread here by accident just browsing a bit in the forum, when i couldnt just pass these beautiful reviews  of your hash ...


now i have a sweet variety of all 3 of them, 5g of the new top notch tester, 4g of the pollen plaque, and 3g of the ketama sativa. in transit. yummi. looking so forward to that.



...despite that i was just a second to late to claim the last unit of what would have been my very first opium ever... well, the first real shit in a loong time. thinking of waiting for yours at the mentioned start of the season (as the beyer claimed to be hardxx).


 im sure i gonna spend a pretty nice weekend with this package. a special time, with a fullmoon and a mushroom trip on saturday in planning. that with your ketama hash and the new top of the tops sativa it can just go epic i guess! thanks for that in advance! i gonna report.

best greetins ;D  rob

rob
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 19, 2013, 05:01 am
Hey friends of the Scurvy Crew,

i'm happy to be on the boat as well.


stumbled over this thread here by accident just browsing a bit in the forum, when i couldnt just pass these beautiful reviews  of your hash ...


now i have a sweet variety of all 3 of them, 5g of the new top notch tester, 4g of the pollen plaque, and 3g of the ketama sativa. in transit. yummi. looking so forward to that.



...despite that i was just a second to late to claim the last unit of what would have been my very first opium ever... well, the first real shit in a loong time. thinking of waiting for yours at the mentioned start of the season (as the beyer claimed to be hardxx).


 im sure i gonna spend a pretty nice weekend with this package. a special time, with a fullmoon and a mushroom trip on saturday in planning. that with your ketama hash and the new top of the tops sativa it can just go epic i guess! thanks for that in advance! i gonna report.

best greetins ;D  rob

rob

So happy you ordered! There is still opium left, not sure what happened but here are the links:

1g
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a0b276774c
5g
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/007c34b692
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 19, 2013, 05:27 am
New Listing!
It's a new $20 Weekend Anti-Boredom kit inspired by SEXY seductress TK1991
Check it out:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/fb79a8a985

Love you all  :-*
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 19, 2013, 05:58 am

So happy you ordered! There is still opium left, not sure what happened but here are the links:

1g
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a0b276774c
5g
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/007c34b692


no, can't believe i missed it again, i even stumbled over your offering tonight (when there was just the beyer up atm:), and now spent my bitcoins already tonite..... mmchales! se dicen en mexico

anyways, looking forward to treat with you guys,  your group seems with a good and friendly vibe.

whenever its time to catch a lil piece of opium for me, so far im looking forward for this ketama sweetness like heaven!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on February 19, 2013, 06:30 am
how much of a difference is there between the bayer (which i was lucky enough to score one) and the O you have listed now??
shit  :-\  now i want to order one of those too!! lol  :P
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: White 0ut on February 19, 2013, 07:38 am
When are the hash prices going to drop & how much will the connoisseurs and the separate 1/8th's be?
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Hi.
the has prices will drop in the nexr few cours. the amount will remain a secret and un posted to avoid it selling out too quick
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 19, 2013, 06:20 pm
Hi.
the has prices will drop in the nexr few cours. the amount will remain a secret and un posted to avoid it selling out too quick
ACE

Sneaky boss man! lol
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 19, 2013, 06:22 pm
Nice! Looks like i need to re-order soon ... =)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 19, 2013, 09:27 pm

So happy you ordered! There is still opium left, not sure what happened but here are the links:

1g
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a0b276774c
5g
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/007c34b692


no, can't believe i missed it again, i even stumbled over your offering tonight (when there was just the beyer up atm:), and now spent my bitcoins already tonite..... mmchales! se dicen en mexico

anyways, looking forward to treat with you guys,  your group seems with a good and friendly vibe.

whenever its time to catch a lil piece of opium for me, so far im looking forward for this ketama sweetness like heaven!

8 more 1g Opium listings up! ACE dipped into his personal for us  8)
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a0b276774c
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 19, 2013, 09:39 pm
how much of a difference is there between the bayer (which i was lucky enough to score one) and the O you have listed now??
shit  :-\  now i want to order one of those too!! lol  :P

The Bayer is genetically modified for more morphine content. I haven't tried it bc it's likely WAY too strong for me. Our spanish O does wonders for me... I'm a pretty small female and very new to opiates, though, so maybe somebody in this thread who has tried both can give you a better idea.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 20, 2013, 03:07 am
So happy you ordered!
can't believe!
8 more 1g Opium listings up! ACE dipped into his personal for us  8)
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a0b276774c


cool!  8)   high five for ACE !  =D
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: norseman17 on February 20, 2013, 07:41 am
Can't wait for the Opium to arrive to complete the third part of my order! And just to let you know Ace, I went into resolution just to extend the delivery time because of the stupid US post office and its slow delivery times..
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 20, 2013, 10:40 pm
Trip Report from the "Best Opium on the Silk Road" thread
LINK: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=52684.0

"Thx, Trashbox,  :)
I never had such good opium anywhere in Asia and I've been in many growing regions. It was always a lot more moist and my normal dose was between 0.7g and 1g/day.
14 hours later and I am coming down nicely.  8)
I am surprised how long this O lets you walk through silk.
As I cannot sleep on opiates - I only morph into a half sleep but this is refreshing to a certain degree as well - I always take O in the morning on an empty stomach and have hot beverages with it for a nice comeup.

Advice: Taking more opium will not produce a stronger feeling but it will act longer. Find out the dose that is just about right and take a break of at least 2 days when tolerance builds up.
Most opium aficionados find their "right" dose and will stay with it."
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 22, 2013, 10:42 am
Right people! 
we have a big announcement!

TSC prides itself in offering the highest quality products that are available to source. We go to insane measures, paying, smuggling, travelling across the world just to find the kind of stuff that is unavailable anywhere else. We are so proud of the fact that a large percentage of you guys claim that out hash is the best on the road that I took it upon myself to personally search out other products that you would feel the same way about.

One of my travels to source more hash took me to a small island off the coast of morocco where some travellers were raving about some weed they had bought in a small farming village near the coast in southern spain, these seasoned smokers were declaring this stuff to be the best they had ever had! How could I pass that up. So I journeyed 800km back to europe to the same coastal town and secured a steady supply. Now I have bought 200g as a tester batch to offer out to you people so you can tell me what you think. Everyone that has tried it so far has been fucking amazed at the quality and the high. over the next few weeks we will be modifying shipping methods and prices! I will put the trial listings up shortly.

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: makku on February 22, 2013, 12:03 pm
So I journeyed 800km back to europe to the same coastal town and secured a steady supply. Now I have bought 200g as a tester batch to offer out to you people so you can tell me what you think.

Sounds awesome ACE, don't suppose you have a picture of the bud? Is it an outdoor grow? - I'm presuming so. :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 22, 2013, 04:51 pm
LISTINGS AND PICS!!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/0eed42c68b

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/4b8ca088ba

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/94f9e4bb69

ACE!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 22, 2013, 04:58 pm
Right gang,
For a  limited time we will be dropping all prices! price drop will start in 20 minutes and will last to Monday afternoon!

Also we have new offerings!!!
A very high quality spanish grown outdoor weed.
A new very high quality indica hashish (listings to follow tmoz)
more opium!!
anddddd we will be running new freebie competitions over the weekend, which means that due to demand we now work weekends!! with an extra shipping day on saturday

love and light people
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TinyDot on February 22, 2013, 11:23 pm
I ordered 1g of Scurvy Crews opium and was thinking it was a bit over priced.  Then it got here and I tried it and can say it is definitely worth the money ;D  It took about 11 days to the SE USA which is about average.  The stealth was good, I won't say anything other than you could not tell what it was even after opening it.  The product smelled exactly as expected, fresh floral and pungent.  I have a bit of a tolerance to opiates in general so I was not expecting much to be honest.  I smoked two small pinches equal to roughly .15 grams.  After the first pinch I could already feel the warmth and nice easy going feeling, and after the second pinch there was no doubt in my mind this stuff was a bit stronger than I expected (which is fantastic!) and it was as if my whole body was enveloped in a nice warm blanket.  I definitely agree, this is the best Opium on SR at the moment, and I cannot wait to try the Bayer.  Good job Scurvy Crew :)
TinyDot
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 23, 2013, 12:11 am
I ordered 1g of Scurvy Crews opium and was thinking it was a bit over priced.  Then it got here and I tried it and can say it is definitely worth the money ;D  It took about 11 days to the SE USA which is about average.  The stealth was good, I won't say anything other than you could not tell what it was even after opening it.  The product smelled exactly as expected, fresh floral and pungent.  I have a bit of a tolerance to opiates in general so I was not expecting much to be honest.  I smoked two small pinches equal to roughly .15 grams.  After the first pinch I could already feel the warmth and nice easy going feeling, and after the second pinch there was no doubt in my mind this stuff was a bit stronger than I expected (which is fantastic!) and it was as if my whole body was enveloped in a nice warm blanket.  I definitely agree, this is the best Opium on SR at the moment, and I cannot wait to try the Bayer.  Good job Scurvy Crew :)
TinyDot

TinyDot says BEST OPIUM ON SR PEOPLE!  8) 

Glad you enjoyed the smoke! Thanks for the detailed review.We love it when the OGs of opium leave their reviews... it's much appreciated

 :-* :-*
TB

PS: Who knows what OG stands for?????
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: whitey ford on February 23, 2013, 12:27 am
I ordered 1g of Scurvy Crews opium and was thinking it was a bit over priced.  Then it got here and I tried it and can say it is definitely worth the money ;D  It took about 11 days to the SE USA which is about average.  The stealth was good, I won't say anything other than you could not tell what it was even after opening it.  The product smelled exactly as expected, fresh floral and pungent.  I have a bit of a tolerance to opiates in general so I was not expecting much to be honest.  I smoked two small pinches equal to roughly .15 grams.  After the first pinch I could already feel the warmth and nice easy going feeling, and after the second pinch there was no doubt in my mind this stuff was a bit stronger than I expected (which is fantastic!) and it was as if my whole body was enveloped in a nice warm blanket.  I definitely agree, this is the best Opium on SR at the moment, and I cannot wait to try the Bayer.  Good job Scurvy Crew :)
TinyDot

TinyDot says BEST OPIUM ON SR PEOPLE!  8) 

Glad you enjoyed the smoke! Thanks for the detailed review.We love it when the OGs of opium leave their reviews... it's much appreciated

 :-* :-*
TB

PS: Who knows what OG stands for?????


"OG" stands for Original Gangsta. or Gangster depending how Gangsta you are! lol
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TK1991 on February 23, 2013, 01:00 am
My "sexy seduction kit" was put in transit today :)

I know it's not pure opium, but still, I am excited  ;D

Expect a full review <3 <3 <3
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 23, 2013, 02:08 am
PS: Who knows what OG stands for?????
"OG" stands for Original Gangsta. or Gangster depending how Gangsta you are! lol
BRAVO whitey  ford ... you get +1 :-*


I prefer GANSTA

Here's a  youtube link
**Clearnet**   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QkvRxaxPXM



Now  sit back


Relax


Take a toke


Cause we OGs


Blowin' OG smoke


Don't even gotta ask


You already know


TSC got weeeeeeeeeeed now, man  8)




Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: commodore64 on February 23, 2013, 01:04 pm
Right gang,
For a  limited time we will be dropping all prices! price drop will start in 20 minutes and will last to Monday afternoon!

Also we have new offerings!!!
A very high quality spanish grown outdoor weed.
A new very high quality indica hashish (listings to follow tmoz)
more opium!!
anddddd we will be running new freebie competitions over the weekend, which means that due to demand we now work weekends!! with an extra shipping day on saturday

love and light people

where is the price drop?

Price for 100,50,20g on sativa hash is still the same
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: OldIsGold on February 23, 2013, 02:11 pm
where is the price drop?

Price for 100,50,20g on sativa hash is still the same

Yes I'm interested in this also.

I really like the sativa hash, but the price is a bit too steep for me personally.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on February 23, 2013, 05:50 pm
PS: Who knows what OG stands for?????
"OG" stands for Original Gangsta. or Gangster depending how Gangsta you are! lol
BRAVO whitey  ford ... you get +1 :-*


I prefer GANSTA

Here's a  youtube link
**Clearnet**   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QkvRxaxPXM



Now  sit back


Relax


Take a toke


Cause we OGs


Blowin' OG smoke


Don't even gotta ask


You already know


TSC got weeeeeeeeeeed now, man  8)

yes!! this!!

@
whitey and trash

"ah shit, you done fucked up now!! you put 2 of america's most wanted in the same motha fuckin place at the same mutha fuckin time!!"
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 23, 2013, 11:37 pm
So, i received 2 perfectly packaged and labeled letters in my drop off yesterday, well vacuum packed, and non-feelable from outside. even when opening it, the content isnt obvious first sight, really nice. one of the best packages i received so far. of course, like always, not bulletproof ... if one wants to find it, one gonna find it. (i tell this since some decriptions of perfect stealth here in SR brought me to wild fantasies when being a beginner here, which showed to be  unreaslistic. informational purpose ;) still, great packaging, seems 100% legit. no smell of course.


well, after working through the package, lets go to the more interesting stuff, the  content ....... the 3 types of hash i just purchased by the nice guys of scurvey crew, to get a test of the best! 3g ketama hash, 4h pakistan pollen, 5g new sativa hash sample.

Ketama: the first appearance was awesome. it was the first vacuumseal that i opened, and after weighing it (correct weight), i knew its the ketama. the hash was a nice, shiny flat piece of pure trichome love. the texture of the plasticseal was pushed deep into the hash just from vacuumsealing it, so you could see how soft that hash was at its origin. due to the cold temperatures here, it remained quite solid first. after touching it first time with a bit fire of the lighter (for testing purposes), some HUGE bubbles expanded towards me. awesome. i immediately took the fire off, since it seemed to melt away rapidly if not. the smell was rather soft, and delicate, leaving me an idea of some really clean, high quality product of highest grade. as so was the hit: having spread a good amount of pure ketama hash in my pipe, i could see the hash literally melting away, some good milimeters down the head of the pipe, in the same time expanding in lots of huge bubbles,  just to fuse then all together and form one ball of glowing, spongy ash. WHAT a hash! the smoke was quite smooth, delicate in its taste, very soft, seemingly very clean, and made me no cough at all. after followed a beautiful, crystal clear sativa high, which provided me an incredible amount of insight, with a feeling of slight peace, a peaceful, not exagerated happyness, which was just relaxing. really intelligent high. not locking me at all. very smooth, highest quality hash, with the true love of pure cannabis sativa.

pakistan pollen: i opened up this package second, and expected it first to be the new quality sativa hash, since it was looking so oily, and dark as well. trying to bend it a bit, it broke in a smaller piece (due to - degress in the mailbox), which brought me to the idea it might be the pollen. this seconded itself after weighing it, which was slightly overweight. i was suprised, for a pollen its really dark, you can nearly see some pieces in it, and after putting a bit of fire at it, it bubbled nicely, realising a quite spicy smell the same time. preparing the pipe later, the hash had a really nice texture, really like pollen, but i really enjoyed its dark and rich looking color. i smoked it later in the night, and it turned out to be a really smooth smoke, while inhaling, with a rich taste, reminding of pollen taste. good quality, realxing, nice, more indica like high.smooth and couchable. really pleasurous and tasteful to smoke.


the new sativa high quality hash:
so here comes the interesting part, the comparison and review of the new highest quality sativa hash. the plaque looked more like the ketama hash, a bit darker, and a slightly more oily appearance. obvious was its much stronger and darker smell, when opening the package, this one as last. when putting fire to it, the hash started to bubble quite decently and strong as expected, but not that much as seen with the ketama. the smell released was intense, and of fresh pure hash with hints of spices and earthy musky notes, but more of a smell that i recognise before from other hash varieties of upper class. preparing a pipe, the hash had a nice, beautiful fresh texture, sticky, a bit oily, really appearing top notch. lighting up the pipe, the hash remained much more solid then the brother ketama, but still bubbled nicely. the taste was, as expected from its appearance before, much stronger and hashier then that of the ketama. again, the taste reminded me of before smoked, highclass hashs. the smoke was very thick, and sweetish, and not as lighty as of the ketama. then came the high: boom! a very intense wave of thc madness came over me, feeling closely as when a strong psychedelic trip would be about to start, lights started to shiver and be way more intense, the whole room became a very intense place of its impression on me, the energy in the experience was quite blasting. the effect seemed really strong for the amount of hash i put, thus, the effect seemed more hammering, and not that transcending and clear-headed as the ketama. the hash left me with a beautiful, long-lasting relaxed couchfeeling, that made me sleep a good hour of the afternoon..

to compare the new high quality sativa hash, and the ketama sativa hash, i have to say, i personally prefer the ketama.
its more delicate,  soft sweet taste and apperance, its clear and clean smoke, and its highly-elevated headhigh make it a smoothly light, and meanwhile superior hash for me. a true sativa delicatesse.
thus, the new quality hash, is a pure and beautiful good, tasteful hash for everybody who prefers the more intense variety, with strong, thick smoke,  sweet taste and a hammering that is well strong in my experience, giving you a good amount of head high while releasing you into a massive relaxed couchlock the same time.



great stuff scurvy crew, as well i liked a lot working with you guys and guls' together, since your troop seems pretty cool. nice!

going to put up another order as soon as possible, to get the hands on some more of the ketama, while looking forward to my first opium eva by you!


big thanks from northern europe, you brought me lots of pleasure.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 23, 2013, 11:41 pm
PS to the comparison of ketama and new quality:

i'm glad to have them both!  :P





and i can just second what others here say: best hash on SR!

some of the best hash i ever smoked! hands down. loving it!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: murderface2012 on February 23, 2013, 11:53 pm
+1 Robert

thanks for the bitchin review!!
it's reassuring reading a post and KNOWING that this person knows what they're talking about!!

what was the ash like afterwards?? no one ever mentions the ash, and it tells a whole lot!!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 24, 2013, 02:44 am
My "sexy seduction kit" was put in transit today :)

I know it's not pure opium, but still, I am excited  ;D

Expect a full review <3 <3 <3

Heya SR SISTER (yes!)

Can't wait to hear EXACTLY how your night goes ;)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 24, 2013, 03:18 am

@
whitey and trash

"ah shit, you done fucked up now!! you put 2 of america's most wanted in the same motha fuckin place at the same mutha fuckin time!!"

Break out the champagne glasses and the mutherfuking condoms!

@Murder

"Will I last?
Heaven or hell? Freedom or jail?
Shit's hard, who can you tell? And if we fail?
High speeds, and (spanish) weed on the freeway,
When will they learn to take it easy?"


LOL I like you, dude.


Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 24, 2013, 03:35 am
where is the price drop?

Price for 100,50,20g on sativa hash is still the same

Yes I'm interested in this also.

I really like the sativa hash, but the price is a bit too steep for me personally.

Sorry it's taken me so long to respond to you both. We wanted to keep the larger quantities at the regular price for a while in order to prevent selling out too quickly. That way everybody is happy :)

Ace says they'll DROP today, though... so keep a look out   :o
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 25, 2013, 02:03 am
So, i received 2 perfectly packaged and labeled letters in my drop off yesterday, well vacuum packed, and non-feelable from outside. even when opening it, the content isnt obvious first sight, really nice. one of the best packages i received so far. of course, like always, not bulletproof ... if one wants to find it, one gonna find it. (i tell this since some decriptions of perfect stealth here in SR brought me to wild fantasies when being a beginner here, which showed to be  unreaslistic. informational purpose ;) still, great packaging, seems 100% legit. no smell of course.


well, after working through the package, lets go to the more interesting stuff, the  content ....... the 3 types of hash i just purchased by the nice guys of scurvey crew, to get a test of the best! 3g ketama hash, 4h pakistan pollen, 5g new sativa hash sample.

Ketama: the first appearance was awesome. it was the first vacuumseal that i opened, and after weighing it (correct weight), i knew its the ketama. the hash was a nice, shiny flat piece of pure trichome love. the texture of the plasticseal was pushed deep into the hash just from vacuumsealing it, so you could see how soft that hash was at its origin. due to the cold temperatures here, it remained quite solid first. after touching it first time with a bit fire of the lighter (for testing purposes), some HUGE bubbles expanded towards me. awesome. i immediately took the fire off, since it seemed to melt away rapidly if not. the smell was rather soft, and delicate, leaving me an idea of some really clean, high quality product of highest grade. as so was the hit: having spread a good amount of pure ketama hash in my pipe, i could see the hash literally melting away, some good milimeters down the head of the pipe, in the same time expanding in lots of huge bubbles,  just to fuse then all together and form one ball of glowing, spongy ash. WHAT a hash! the smoke was quite smooth, delicate in its taste, very soft, seemingly very clean, and made me no cough at all. after followed a beautiful, crystal clear sativa high, which provided me an incredible amount of insight, with a feeling of slight peace, a peaceful, not exagerated happyness, which was just relaxing. really intelligent high. not locking me at all. very smooth, highest quality hash, with the true love of pure cannabis sativa.

pakistan pollen: i opened up this package second, and expected it first to be the new quality sativa hash, since it was looking so oily, and dark as well. trying to bend it a bit, it broke in a smaller piece (due to - degress in the mailbox), which brought me to the idea it might be the pollen. this seconded itself after weighing it, which was slightly overweight. i was suprised, for a pollen its really dark, you can nearly see some pieces in it, and after putting a bit of fire at it, it bubbled nicely, realising a quite spicy smell the same time. preparing the pipe later, the hash had a really nice texture, really like pollen, but i really enjoyed its dark and rich looking color. i smoked it later in the night, and it turned out to be a really smooth smoke, while inhaling, with a rich taste, reminding of pollen taste. good quality, realxing, nice, more indica like high.smooth and couchable. really pleasurous and tasteful to smoke.


the new sativa high quality hash:
so here comes the interesting part, the comparison and review of the new highest quality sativa hash. the plaque looked more like the ketama hash, a bit darker, and a slightly more oily appearance. obvious was its much stronger and darker smell, when opening the package, this one as last. when putting fire to it, the hash started to bubble quite decently and strong as expected, but not that much as seen with the ketama. the smell released was intense, and of fresh pure hash with hints of spices and earthy musky notes, but more of a smell that i recognise before from other hash varieties of upper class. preparing a pipe, the hash had a nice, beautiful fresh texture, sticky, a bit oily, really appearing top notch. lighting up the pipe, the hash remained much more solid then the brother ketama, but still bubbled nicely. the taste was, as expected from its appearance before, much stronger and hashier then that of the ketama. again, the taste reminded me of before smoked, highclass hashs. the smoke was very thick, and sweetish, and not as lighty as of the ketama. then came the high: boom! a very intense wave of thc madness came over me, feeling closely as when a strong psychedelic trip would be about to start, lights started to shiver and be way more intense, the whole room became a very intense place of its impression on me, the energy in the experience was quite blasting. the effect seemed really strong for the amount of hash i put, thus, the effect seemed more hammering, and not that transcending and clear-headed as the ketama. the hash left me with a beautiful, long-lasting relaxed couchfeeling, that made me sleep a good hour of the afternoon..

to compare the new high quality sativa hash, and the ketama sativa hash, i have to say, i personally prefer the ketama.
its more delicate,  soft sweet taste and apperance, its clear and clean smoke, and its highly-elevated headhigh make it a smoothly light, and meanwhile superior hash for me. a true sativa delicatesse.
thus, the new quality hash, is a pure and beautiful good, tasteful hash for everybody who prefers the more intense variety, with strong, thick smoke,  sweet taste and a hammering that is well strong in my experience, giving you a good amount of head high while releasing you into a massive relaxed couchlock the same time.



great stuff scurvy crew, as well i liked a lot working with you guys and guls' together, since your troop seems pretty cool. nice!

going to put up another order as soon as possible, to get the hands on some more of the ketama, while looking forward to my first opium eva by you!


big thanks from northern europe, you brought me lots of pleasure.

Thanks for that review dude! most detailed. remind us on your next order and we will ad on 20%
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on February 25, 2013, 03:13 am
2 new competitions are up!!!

Check out the veteran members compo

Right newbies.

We are running a competition just for you guys.

The Rules!!!
You must have UNDER 4 successful transactions on silk road. (but with no refunds or auto finalise)

You must be a newbie member, under 1 month

You must be an amazingly cool person

The way it works. you place a regular order with us and include NEWBIE COMPO in the subject line.
The first 3 people to order will get their orders doubled up to 50g

The winners will be contacted when the packages go out and post up on this thread when they receive the quality goods. Also we wouldn't mind you writing a review on our forum page! Links beliw

You must like hash or weed as that's what were giving away.

and the Beginners Compo

ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 25, 2013, 06:00 pm
Seems Boss Man was in a bit of a hurry and forgot to add the links  ;D


OG  8) Contest:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=124710.msg856496#msg856496

NEWBIE Contest:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=124711.msg856501#msg856501




Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 26, 2013, 04:46 pm
SUP BROS and HOES  :-* :-* :-*
(we're trying this new Cyber Rap Crew thaaang... nevermind)

The Scurvy Crew had a very busy day yesterday so ACE had to make a quick trip out of town. This won't effect anything other than the nerves of the contest WINNERS........ well I guess we need a bit more time to announce them.... I'm sure Ace will make it up to you all  :-* He's  8) like that!

As usual, any questions can be directed to me here or in a PM  :-* :-* Questions on SR market may go unanswered until tomorrow.

LOVE YOU ALL

PS: Here is a video ACE and I recorded last night  ???

**CLEARNET** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPYKJAnwUo



.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 26, 2013, 05:05 pm
+1 Robert

thanks for the bitchin review!!
it's reassuring reading a post and KNOWING that this person knows what they're talking about!!

what was the ash like afterwards?? no one ever mentions the ash, and it tells a whole lot!!

i have to discredit myself slightly, since im sure here are lotta people knowing lotta more... i just enjoy my smoke ;) but that with passion!
thus, maybe i didnt mention the ash, and you're absolutely right.
i can just vouch, for what i saw last smoke sedssion: with all 3 hashes, the ash was cleanly white afterwards and fluffy, not sticking, giving me the same impression then the hash itself already did in its apperance and when it was burned. a clean, high quality stuff, from the sativa culero till the pakistan pollen. smoked in joints (i dont smoke tobacco, so i smelled it inviting friends to smoke one) the ketama as well as the pollen just smelled firstclass. what tasteful beauties, the buddies where convinced immediately, too.
gonna take maybe tonight my time to make another bioessay and comparison on my own, looking forward for that .... yummy!  :P
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 26, 2013, 06:26 pm

what tasteful beauties, the buddies where convinced immediately, too.


Always good to impress the buddies :) This stuff is impressive, isn't it. I just laugh when they're like WHERE DID YOU GET THIS??????

Morocco, duh.

It's especially fun when A GUUUUURRL has the goods. GIRL POWER! Sorry, on a Spice Girls kick lately  ::) (thanks Ron Swanson) which brings me to my next announcement...


FUCK YOU GUYS and your face beards

Ron (lol, RON IS A SHE) has sourced some seriously DANK pubes (ask her how, maybe she'll tell you  :o ) and has approached TSC about listing them for her. We call these PUSSY BEARDS .

Good for the girl who:
1) would like to impersonate the queen's majestic PUSSY
2) would like to cyber in SR Chatrooms ,
   2a) that way your pussy can stay anony ;)
   2b)also good for hiding your penis, since everyone KNOWS there are no girls in the chat rooms

Not good for the girl who:
1) wants her box licked
2) wants her box touched
3) wants her box looked at
4) wants her box to not resemble a monkey
5) wants her box fucked ever again

Couple things:
1) Anyone who promises to POST PICS and a full review will receive a free sample.
2) Do not PGP your addy. Pussy Beards will be shipped telepathically. 
2) We are still crunching numbers but would like input from our loyal customers. Give us an idea of what you would like to pay for this RARE commodity...
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: camomug on February 26, 2013, 11:49 pm
Subbed && fanned your vendor page
I'm very excited to get my hands on some of that hash and opium!
Once I'm back from vacation, expect some orders ;)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 27, 2013, 12:16 am
Subbed && fanned your vendor page
I'm very excited to get my hands on some of that hash and opium!
Once I'm back from vacation, expect some orders ;)

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet   :D

Enjoy the vacay  8)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 27, 2013, 12:58 am
 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) JOKE CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=124710.0
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*SEXY SEDUCTION KITS  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


Re-listed today:

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/fb79a8a985

meow
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 27, 2013, 11:59 pm

what tasteful beauties, the buddies where convinced immediately, too.


Always good to impress the buddies :) This stuff is impressive, isn't it. I just laugh when they're like WHERE DID YOU GET THIS??????

Morocco, duh.


LoL - thats exactly whats going on!  ;D
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 28, 2013, 12:16 am
So, i received 2 perfectly packaged .....

Thanks for that review dude! most detailed. remind us on your next order and we will ad on 20%


ツ !


Nice you appreciate it, since i was a bit unsure if i took the advise to give feedback for the new hash bit too literally and should've done it via pm first ..... still: nice u appreciated!


Update on the New Sativa Hash:

My friend, which i gave some of that to test, had a truly psychedelic and strong sativa-like flash of this hash. a real headhigh, with a clear note and psychedelic aspects in it. really strong as he said. So guys n gals, Sativa - it seems its goin off'! =)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 28, 2013, 12:20 am

what tasteful beauties, the buddies where convinced immediately, too.


Always good to impress the buddies :) This stuff is impressive, isn't it. I just laugh when they're like WHERE DID YOU GET THIS??????

Morocco, duh.


LoL - thats exactly whats going on!  ;D

LOL   8)

Sooooooo... what do you tell them?

I like to BS... now I say it comes from my belief in cargo cultism... shit just falls from the sky, yo. Just wish (pray?) really hard.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 28, 2013, 04:24 am

LOL   8)

Sooooooo... what do you tell them?

I like to BS... now I say it comes from my belief in cargo cultism... shit just falls from the sky, yo. Just wish (pray?) really hard.


LoL, i guess i'd just second u on that one:  shit just falls from the sky!

since its culero there might be a chance they understand me ...

well, a good meant prayer can never be wrong neither - its all about settin the right intentions!  ;D

^__^
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: ArizonaBakelite on February 28, 2013, 05:19 am
So, I place an order with these folks late Tuesday night, and early Wednesday morn' it's already in transit.

Good God I wish other vendors here were that responsive.  I seriously can't wait for my op.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 28, 2013, 07:21 am
you won't regret  ;D

the longer i have this hash, the more i like it. can't wait till tomorrow for big smokin' weekend! can't wait to re-order actually.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 28, 2013, 07:31 am
So, I place an order with these folks late Tuesday night, and early Wednesday morn' it's already in transit.

Good God I wish other vendors here were that responsive.  I seriously can't wait for my op.

LOL... Glad you like how we roll  8)

Aaaaand on that note, ACE put me in charge of customer service today :) I'm now (and I quote) "fully in-charge of customer service, reship, resolution center, etc" 8)  Apparently I did a good job today  8) I took care of a few issues that have been stressing him out for dayzzzz. Took me about three hours.  ( Men   ::)  )

So, you gots a problem? You come to me, aaaaiiiiiiight?  :D Oh, and never send a man to do what a woman can do better  :-*
 
Also, another sliiiight issue with Spanish post  >:(  There could be a 1-2 day delay on anything ordered Fri-Tuesday of this week. We're all caught up now! Order away friends and lovers ;)

TB
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 28, 2013, 07:34 am
you won't regret  ;D

the longer i have this hash, the more i like it. can't wait till tomorrow for big smokin' weekend! can't wait to re-order actually.

And in other news RobertMcLure voted TSC Customer of the Day! LOL

We love you McLurrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on February 28, 2013, 08:00 am
LoL - im glad  ;)

actually, i was thinking before posting, if somebody might think i just push ur thread. ;D  but damn, honestly, i can just say, your stuff rocks.  :-*

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: klm2233 on February 28, 2013, 02:59 pm
Received my first order from TSC, and I am very happy.
100% recommendation. Review copied from SR Mainsite, it's not shown there as I ordered a custom listing.

THANKS AND BIG UP TO ACE, TB and TK!!

Quote from: klm2233
Product:

 - Ketama Sativa: 5/5
.5g over weighted.  soft at room temperature, nice to handle,
oily, bubbly when lighted, smooth, spicy taste, intense smell,
clear high

 - Pakistani Pollen: 5/5
weight on spot. hard at room temperature, soft when warmed
by hand or lighter, bubbly when lighted, rich aroma, spicy long
lasting taste, kicks in smoothly but heavy ;-)

Package: 5/5

good vacuum sealed, legit business letter.

Service: 5+/5

good communications, friendly contact. Very fast at creating a
custom listing.

___________
Nice to deal with The Scurvy Crew, will be a returning customer.

THANK YOU :D

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on February 28, 2013, 05:50 pm
Received my first order from TSC, and I am very happy.
100% recommendation. Review copied from SR Mainsite, it's not shown there as I ordered a custom listing.

THANKS AND BIG UP TO ACE, TB and TK!!

Quote from: klm2233
Product:

 - Ketama Sativa: 5/5
.5g over weighted.  soft at room temperature, nice to handle,
oily, bubbly when lighted, smooth, spicy taste, intense smell,
clear high

 - Pakistani Pollen: 5/5
weight on spot. hard at room temperature, soft when warmed
by hand or lighter, bubbly when lighted, rich aroma, spicy long
lasting taste, kicks in smoothly but heavy ;-)

Package: 5/5

good vacuum sealed, legit business letter.

Service: 5+/5

good communications, friendly contact. Very fast at creating a
custom listing.

___________
Nice to deal with The Scurvy Crew, will be a returning customer.

THANK YOU :D


Thanks for the review Klm2233, custom nbd. OUR PLEASURE... you are an easy one to deal with :) WE LOVE YOU LOTS  :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: norseman17 on February 28, 2013, 07:52 pm
Part 3 of 3 from my latest order from TSC arrived over a week ago and I totally forgot to complete my review.  Earlier I reviewed both the Ketama and the Moroccan Pollen hashes with great reviews on both!  Now for the Opium; I've ordered opium from The Crew before hence my continuous orders haha its great stuff!  The shipping is always discreet and the product superb.  The opium was a nice pliable consistency with  shiny sinish on the outside that is easily workable with the hands.  This opium has great appeal to the eye as well with its rich dark golden color and enticing aroma of the essence of "earthiness" which I absolutley love! (think I'll have to have a bit right now....)  This is some top notch opium with a high that is euphoric and very very relaxing; I hope the supply will continue through the coming months after reading on TSC's vendor page that the season for opium is ending soon for this year..  :'(
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 01, 2013, 12:32 am
Part 3 of 3 from my latest order from TSC arrived over a week ago and I totally forgot to complete my review.  Earlier I reviewed both the Ketama and the Moroccan Pollen hashes with great reviews on both!  Now for the Opium; I've ordered opium from The Crew before hence my continuous orders haha its great stuff!  The shipping is always discreet and the product superb.  The opium was a nice pliable consistency with  shiny sinish on the outside that is easily workable with the hands.  This opium has great appeal to the eye as well with its rich dark golden color and enticing aroma of the essence of "earthiness" which I absolutley love! (think I'll have to have a bit right now....)  This is some top notch opium with a high that is euphoric and very very relaxing; I hope the supply will continue through the coming months after reading on TSC's vendor page that the season for opium is ending soon for this year..  :'(

Don't cry norsey-poo  :-* Ace is  a magician... he told me today he snatched up 30 MAS grams... don't know how long it'll last but we added them ;)

Also, we've sourced some additional treats that we will be adding to our WEEKEND KITS in the coming weeks  8) Will update here with links  :-*

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Ma5terCra5h on March 01, 2013, 05:37 am
Just placed an order
opium...mmmmMMMMmmm!

Cant wait, review when it gets here!
~MC
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: norseman17 on March 01, 2013, 06:28 am
He must be a magician.. this opium vanishes before my eyes as soon as it gets here... time to buy more!
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 01, 2013, 08:46 am
Just placed an order
opium...mmmmMMMMmmm!

Cant wait, review when it gets here!
~MC

Thanks for ordering :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TK1991 on March 02, 2013, 02:06 am
So, you gots a problem? You come to me, aaaaiiiiiiight?  :D Oh, and never send a man to do what a woman can do better  :-*

I have a problem! I bought a kit called *sexy seduction* but the kit does not include a pair of TB's panties! I'm furious!

:P
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 02, 2013, 11:35 pm

I have a problem! I bought a kit called *sexy seduction* but the kit does not include a pair of TB's panties! I'm furious!

:P

I'm furious that you haven't squinted at my avatar hard enough to realize I DON'T WEAR PANTIES

 :-* :-* Happy Saturday Sexy TK  :-* :-*
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: klm2233 on March 04, 2013, 10:56 pm
Updated review of all TSC cannabis products after receiving my contest prize :)
c&p from SR mainsite

Quote from: klm2233
Product:

- Ketama Sativa: 5/5
soft at room temperature, nice to handle, oily, bubbly when lighted,
smooth, spicy taste, intense smell, clear high. i feel like i am in morocco
when i smoke this lovely hash :D

- Pakistani Pollen: 5/5
hard at room temperature, looks very dark, soft when warmed by hand or
lighter, bubbly when lighted, rich aroma, spicy long lasting taste,   smokes
very clear, not too harsh. kicks in smoothly but heavy ;-) somehow this
seems to be my secret favorite.

- Moroccan Sativa: 5/5
very soft at room temperature, intense, afghan-like smell with a decent note
of weed. not so bubbly as the Ketama but still bubbly. Hash has a nice light
color.  It is very tasty when smoked. This one also smokes very clear. Gives
you a very nice buzz :)

- Andalusian Outdoor: 5/5
perfectly dried and cured, got a few (ripe) seeds and very few leafs. buds
are dense as fuck, smells a bit like mango, tastes so smooth. Very active high,
perfect for day use. Have never seen such a good outdoor weed.

All of them, the 3 hashes and the weed are very nice to vape,
 in a vaporizer you will unleash the full taste of this 4 connoisseur
products. tested with arizer extreme q.

Package: 5/5

several layers of vacuum, legit business letter.

Service: 5+/5

best customer service i've ever encountered on SR. fast responding,
friendly communication. btw fastest shipping, 1 business day for over 2000km
of distance.
And  i got 25g+ for free as a contest prize! :D THANKS



Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 05, 2013, 03:31 pm
Updated review of all TSC cannabis products after receiving my contest prize :)

Thanks again KLM  :-* :-*
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 05, 2013, 04:18 pm
Hello to all my favorite people in the cyber universe :)

First, an FYI to our current customers (those who know us best  :-* ) You know we are very honest people and we want to THANK YOU for always being honest with us. It is SUCH A PLEASURE to work with all of you  ;)

Unfortunately  we have received some suspicious messages recently with talks of "FE" and "don't want to ruin my buyer stats", ETC. So in an effort to weed  8) out the scammers we've made a few changes to our T&C concerning new buyers and FE (finalizing early). We will never work outside of the SR ESCROW SYSTEM. This means NO FE EVER!!!!!!!!

==================================
TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Customer satisfaction is very important to us. If something goes wrong we will do everything we can to make it right. We are an honest bunch and when you deal with us we expect the same from you. With that in mind, please understand that the following is to protect not only TSC, but you and the entire Silk Road community, as well. Sadly, like many other vendors, we have had issues with buyers trying to scam us. So in order to keep our prices low and to ensure every transaction goes as smoothly as possible we’ve had  to implement some rules. If you do not meet these requirements we will be forced to cancel your order:

** All transactions are done via the Silk Road Escrow payment system with BTC only.

** DO NOT FE (Finalize Early) EVER

** Buyers must have at least $50 USD on successful SR transactions.

** USA and EU only- a 50% refund or reship can be arranged if you meet above buyer requirement

** AU ONLY- no refund for missing packages. We offer the option of a reship with tracking number. However, Aussie buyers with less than 4 purchases, more than a 10% refund rate OR over 30% auto finalize rate will receive NO refund and NO re-ship.

** All other refund and re-ship claims will be dealt with on a case by case basis

** No refunds after a reship. A blacklist of your postal code could ensue.

** We will not accept orders to Poste Restantes
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: magicpearl on March 06, 2013, 11:52 am
good opium! good communication.. good people!!! magicpearl x
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Frimbarr1212 on March 06, 2013, 11:51 pm
I sent you guys a message yesterday complaining my order only contained 2 grams of "hash" instead of the 3 grams I ordered. I had already finalized and you said you couldn't do anything for me outside of escrow but would include an extra gram in my next order. I can't get on to SR right now to respond but that's fair enough.

Except it turns out you sent me opium instead of hash. Well I'm assuming its opium, bitter taste, earthy smell, turns kind of tar like black when burned.

I knew it smelled totally unlike any hash I've come across before (never heard of that specific type though), but I'd never tried opium so I had no clue it was that.

I smoked some in a joint last night and it clogged up the joint and wouldn't burn right so I decided to eat some.
Luckily I only ate half a gram and not an entire gram. I still spent the whole day from 8 am till about an hour ago puking up everything I ate or drank, couldn't even keep a glass of water down.

I am the only one this has happened to? I don't know much about opium but I'm pretty sure it could have killed me if I ate enough. Not cool when what I ordered was some totally harmless hash.

So I got $120 dollars worth of a product I didn't want instead of the $45 dollars worth of hash I ordered (not 100% sure on those prices).

Someone packing your stuff obviously messed up.

I will post pics of what I received in case anyone thinks I'm lying. Now that I've typed this I'm wondering why I bothered, but I had to say something after spending most of the day with my face down the toilet.

Cheers.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 07, 2013, 12:06 am
I sent you guys a message yesterday complaining my order only contained 2 grams of "hash" instead of the 3 grams I ordered. I had already finalized and you said you couldn't do anything for me outside of escrow but would include an extra gram in my next order. I can't get on to SR right now to respond but that's fair enough.

Except it turns out you sent me opium instead of hash. Well I'm assuming its opium, bitter taste, earthy smell, turns kind of tar like black when burned.

I knew it smelled totally unlike any hash I've come across before (never heard of that specific type though), but I'd never tried opium so I had no clue it was that.

I smoked some in a joint last night and it clogged up the joint and wouldn't burn right so I decided to eat some.
Luckily I only ate half a gram and not an entire gram. I still spent the whole day from 8 am till about an hour ago puking up everything I ate or drank, couldn't even keep a glass of water down.

I am the only one this has happened to? I don't know much about opium but I'm pretty sure it could have killed me if I ate enough. Not cool when what I ordered was some totally harmless hash.

So I got $120 dollars worth of a product I didn't want instead of the $45 dollars worth of hash I ordered (not 100% sure on those prices).

Someone packing your stuff obviously messed up.

I will post pics of what I received in case anyone thinks I'm lying. Now that I've typed this I'm wondering why I bothered, but I had to say something after spending most of the day with my face down the toilet.

Cheers.

Sorry you can't get on SR. We can speak here of course.

First of all, glad you are okay. Your suspicions are correct, you likely got opium instead of hash. I am trying to reach Ace right now to let him know what happened. I'll be online for a while if you would like to speak further here or via PM.

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 07, 2013, 12:16 am
I will post pics of what I received in case anyone thinks I'm lying. Now that I've typed this I'm wondering why I bothered, but I had to say something after spending most of the day with my face down the toilet.


I really truly am sorry that you spent the day with your head in the toilet. Please don't ever feel like you can't post something here. This is what our review thread is for. We want everyone to BE SAFE and if this happened to you then our other customers have a right to know.

I'm waiting to hear from Ace but I'm sure he'll want to add to what this, but this is a risky business here on the Road. Receiving stealthily packaged drugs in the mail IS RISKY!!! If you ever receive a substance and it is not as described please DO NOT TAKE THE DRUG.

Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Frimbarr1212 on March 07, 2013, 12:17 am
I don't really have anything else to say, and I need to get some sleep since I already missed a days work.

Hopefully mine was the only order that got messed up and you can keep some tighter controls on it in the future.

No hard feelings etc but I definitely won't be ordering again.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3 on March 07, 2013, 12:33 am
Hello to all my favorite people in the cyber universe :)

First, an FYI to our current customers (those who know us best  :-* ) You know we are very honest people and we want to THANK YOU for always being honest with us. It is SUCH A PLEASURE to work with all of you  ;)

Unfortunately  we have received some suspicious messages recently with talks of "FE" and "don't want to ruin my buyer stats", ETC. So in an effort to weed  8) out the scammers we've made a few changes to our T&C concerning new buyers and FE (finalizing early). We will never work outside of the SR ESCROW SYSTEM. This means NO FE EVER!!!!!!!!

==================================
TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Customer satisfaction is very important to us. If something goes wrong we will do everything we can to make it right. We are an honest bunch and when you deal with us we expect the same from you. With that in mind, please understand that the following is to protect not only TSC, but you and the entire Silk Road community, as well. Sadly, like many other vendors, we have had issues with buyers trying to scam us. So in order to keep our prices low and to ensure every transaction goes as smoothly as possible we’ve had  to implement some rules. If you do not meet these requirements we will be forced to cancel your order:

** All transactions are done via the Silk Road Escrow payment system with BTC only.

** DO NOT FE (Finalize Early) EVER

** Buyers must have at least $50 USD on successful SR transactions.

** USA and EU only- a 50% refund or reship can be arranged if you meet above buyer requirement

** AU ONLY- no refund for missing packages. We offer the option of a reship with tracking number. However, Aussie buyers with less than 4 purchases, more than a 10% refund rate OR over 30% auto finalize rate will receive NO refund and NO re-ship.

** All other refund and re-ship claims will be dealt with on a case by case basis

** No refunds after a reship. A blacklist of your postal code could ensue.

** We will not accept orders to Poste Restantes

...and so the scam begins


Never trust the dirty, broke spanish
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3 on March 07, 2013, 12:37 am
I sent you guys a message yesterday complaining my order only contained 2 grams of "hash" instead of the 3 grams I ordered. I had already finalized and you said you couldn't do anything for me outside of escrow but would include an extra gram in my next order. I can't get on to SR right now to respond but that's fair enough.

Except it turns out you sent me opium instead of hash. Well I'm assuming its opium, bitter taste, earthy smell, turns kind of tar like black when burned.

I knew it smelled totally unlike any hash I've come across before (never heard of that specific type though), but I'd never tried opium so I had no clue it was that.

I smoked some in a joint last night and it clogged up the joint and wouldn't burn right so I decided to eat some.
Luckily I only ate half a gram and not an entire gram. I still spent the whole day from 8 am till about an hour ago puking up everything I ate or drank, couldn't even keep a glass of water down.

I am the only one this has happened to? I don't know much about opium but I'm pretty sure it could have killed me if I ate enough. Not cool when what I ordered was some totally harmless hash.

So I got $120 dollars worth of a product I didn't want instead of the $45 dollars worth of hash I ordered (not 100% sure on those prices).

Someone packing your stuff obviously messed up.

I will post pics of what I received in case anyone thinks I'm lying. Now that I've typed this I'm wondering why I bothered, but I had to say something after spending most of the day with my face down the toilet.

Cheers.

obviously tryna get ya hooked
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 07, 2013, 12:40 am
I don't really have anything else to say, and I need to get some sleep since I already missed a days work.

Hopefully mine was the only order that got messed up and you can keep some tighter controls on it in the future.

No hard feelings etc but I definitely won't be ordering again.

We appreciate that there is no hard feelings :)

Again, we are terribly sorry about this. We will issue you a full refund and it should be in your account by the time you wake up.

.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on March 07, 2013, 12:41 am

...and so the scam begins


Never trust the dirty, broke spanish

I don't mind broken Spanish, actually. I like to work on my Spanish speaking skillzz  8)



Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Frimbarr1212 on March 07, 2013, 12:50 am
I can't get the onion uploader or qicpic to work (never had to upload onto TOR before) but I will stick a pic up tomorrow if anyone wants to see or doubts I'm telling the truth (pics or it didn't happen and all that). Going to sleep now but I'll check the thread tomorrow after 5pm GMT.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: fuckingACE on March 07, 2013, 05:29 am
Righttt, Its ACE here
Firstly, If the product looks like its not the right one, or there is an issue with it RE: quality please contact us first! there's no use just smoking/eating it.... we provide the best of the best.. tell us and we can put it right before it goes wrong. I don't understand why you ate half a gram of something that arrived, that didn't smell like hash / smoke like hash or look like hash, I would have expected this to happen like this:
You receive something from us that has a texture /smell / look different from what you know to have ordered, ok so you go ahead and try to smoke it. It dosent even burn properly or clogs the pipe.... At this point, you send us a message saying dude, you sent me something wrong... You don't then go and eat a half gram of a mystery substance...
 
Anyway, That aside, lets deal with the issue in hand, as it does appear to be our fault, (Once we receive the tx number and picture we can be 100% sure).

Due to the recent demand we have been expanding rapidly, as such we have had to make some changes to the way we do things.
We have an extra pair of hands doing the vac packing. Usually it is either me Rox or TB that will pack, check and recheck every package before it goes out, we run every package through a number of tests before they go out. I don't want to give much away but given the gravity of the situation, here is a rundown on what could have happened (Without a TX number and some fotos I really can´t be 100% certain of what you are saying, so please provide them asap)


Normally we print out all of the address´ and write in marker on the back the product and quantity and rely on them to make the packages.

Business has grown so much recently that I have had a reserve of all  packages we sell  pre-made, so its just a case of sticking the address onto the envelope and out it goes. We write the type of substance and quantities on the packet with a marker pen and keep them in a reserve,

Now the issue is here, when we ship, we run our packages through a few different processes, one of them is leaving them in a solvent bath to get rid of DNA, prints dirt etc... once this is done the writing on the back disappears and the only way to know what is what is for them to be placed in the correct tray when taken out of the solvent bath.

Now what MAY have happened in this situation is that our new packer placed one package in the wrong tray, not unfeasible, But the person works with extreme care, we chose our people exactly for that, the people that pay the closest attention to the most minute of details.

However a mistake could have occurred, possibly once as a matter of chance.

SO here is what I have done to rectify the situation.

I had all the pre-made packages opened up, (they were all exactly correct both product and weight) As all other premaid packages have come back with 5/5 feedback and excellent reviews

From now on we are changing our shipping methods back to our other practice, that is the order made up from scratch when it arrives, This ensures that this cannot happen again as we work package by package.

Now in your case. Of course we will issue a 100% refund, or reship you what you ordered even with a bit extra on the top. However for this we need to verify what you are saying is correct, as you chose to do this on the forums please let us know the TX number and a picture of the product. If it was our mistake and you received opium when you ordered hash then please accept our sincerest apologies and regard the changes we have made to our shipping methods to avoid this happening in the future. The volume of daily orders we have is large, and that makes it somewhat harder to deal with but we agree it is no excuse for a mistake like that to be made, and we will ensure it never happens again, if indeed this is the case. 

As for the comments on us trying to get people hooked, I assume that was a joke. Why would we send out $120 of product for free to someone who we don't even know would like opiates, in the vain chance they would think it was hash anyway and smoke it only to fiend for it again lol, I think you´ve never had hard drugs. You don't smoke opium once and then spend the rest of your life robbing your grandmother to feed a heroin habit... It dosent quite work like that. Balance the chances out here, a package placed in the wrong tray, or a conspiracy to slowly get the entire SR community addicted to opiates by making ourselves bankrupt by shipping out a product 5x more expensive than the one they ordered and having to give refunds on all the orders anyway.... Use your brain.
ACE
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Frimbarr1212 on March 07, 2013, 10:21 am
Transaction #fb56953699

Here's a pic    http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/ls.jpeg
The smaller pieces towards to top of the pic are what it looks like when burned.

The little vac seal bag did say 3g NH on it, whatever that stands for, and like I said it contained exactly 2 grams not 3. So maybe it was just mislabeled. I can take and upload a pic of that if you want.
Edit: Here's that pic with the writing on the pack:   http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/lk.jpeg

I take your point that I shouldn't have eaten half a gram, but I have come across really crappy hash before that would clog up a joint completely. I've never received an incorrect product in the nine months I've been buying on here. Anyway that's not really the issue and I could do without the lecture to be honest. (Excuse me if I sound cranky, I'm not really a morning person)

As for my "choosing" to deal with it on the forum... that's what the forum is for, you can't expect to have pages and pages of great reviews on here and then deal with any problems in secret through SR pms. I didn't come here to demand a refund, I posted this to highlight a pretty serious mistake.

And as for what Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3 posted, obviously trolling, there's no question of that.
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: Frimbarr1212 on March 07, 2013, 06:36 pm
Got a full refund. Case closed and lesson learned.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on March 12, 2013, 07:06 pm
I recently received the connoisseurs edition (3x1g Hash samples) and an awesome freebie.

The overall order itself was fantastic as I am almost positive that a couple of those bags were over at least .25g and the stealth..still stealthy 8).  Took about 12 days to the SE USA

The Pakistani Pollen was the hardest of the three as it did not bend but crumbled and broke rather easily.  Interesting taste, as it has an initial creamy mouth feel to it which is followed by the strong taste of hash.  Almost like smoking a fine smooth cigar without the tobacco aftertaste.  As stated earlier it crumbles easily so it is great for joints.  Good high as well...not as clear as the other 2 but definitely heady, with a little body buzz to it as well.  Burns clean as well...nice uniform light grey ash

The Ketama Hash has a nice soft oily texture to it, not as soft as the other Moroccan, but after holding it in a warm hand for a second it is rather easily bendable.  Great hash for the price, wonderful spicy taste, reminds me of an outdoor bazaar.  The high is definitely sativa as this stuff hits me right between the eyes.  Nice, clear headed smoke, but you can definitely feel it ;D  Ash burns nice and uniform light grey to white.  This is probably my favorite hash of the three

The Moroccan was the softest of the three, as it was almost sticky to the touch and bent very easily.  Good spicy almost Afghani like taste and smell.  Good stuff I would say slightly stronger than the other two, but just barely.  Strong clean high, very uplifting and energetic.  Like the other two burns a nice uniform white/grey ash.

Oh, and I got a free gram of Opium...how fuckin sweet is that?!  ;D  (My review is the same as I posted earlier for it...good stuff, definitely some of the best I have had)

Will definitely be ordering from The Scurvy Crew again
TinyDot

PS...communication was fantastic as well.   ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 12, 2013, 07:19 pm
YAY!! The forums are back up!! Hopefully they stay up for a while so I can post TSC's latest

 ;D :-* :) ;) :D :-*  DRUG CONTEST  :) :D ;) ;D :D :) :-* ;D :)

Stay tuned...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 12, 2013, 11:17 pm
THE FORUMS ARE FINALLY BACK UP HASH CONTEST!!!

WARNING!!! RATED X
do not enter if under 18  :P

LINK: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130601.msg892479#msg892479

Enjoy  :-* :-*
TB
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 13, 2013, 03:00 am
Hewwo, hewwo, hewwo ladies and gents of the TSC thread,

I come to you with a dashing review of some of the finest THC products I have yet to sample on the 'road thus far. After winning a competition (comedy competition), I was offered free weed by the lovely crew. However, I wanted opium since I'd never tried it before. The Scurvy Crew was kind and generous enough to compromise with me and send me one of their Sexy Seduction Kits, named after the legendary and beautiful TK1991.

This kit was to include an opium-hash mix, which was purportedly a 30:70 ratio of opium and hash, respectively. What arrived was 2 grams of this lovely opium-hash and a gram of some fine weed that had been ground. They were both packaged in individual vacuum-sealed bags which were then in another vacuum-sealed bag. This was quite necessary, as when I cut open the larger bag my nostrils were invaded by the sweet scent of marijuana. Pungent, lovely, and fresh. The bag containing the opium-hash was my main fixation, however. I have always wanted to try opium. And I gotta say that I do love me some hash. Upon opening the smaller bag with the small, flattened pieces of claylike putty, I encountered a new smell. A very sweet, distinctly earthy smell. Lovely.

::WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR REVIEW WITH AN IMPORTANT GUIDE FROM THE AUTHOR::
I did my research, ladies and gentlemen, and concluded that I needed to put together a concise and easy-to-follow guide for the layperson in the practices of consuming this wonderful gift of the earth. The following is a compilation of my findings and personal experimentation:

How To Hot-Knife Opium:
Step 1: Break off a piece and roll a small ball of opium that you plan on smoking.
Step 2: cut a plastic bottle in half
Step 3: place the ball of opium in a spoon or other similar metal surface.
Step 4: heat the spoon on a stove or with a lighter until vapor starts coming out of the ball.
Step 5: hold the half-bottle over the spoon with your mouth on the opening.
Step 6: Inhale the vapor and enjoy! :)

I also devised a lazyman's method, which I'm sure some people would appreciate that just wanna do this easily without having to use scissors. The only thing you will need differently in this one is a jar or bottle.

Step 1: Put the little ball of opium on the end of a knife.
Step 2: Hold a lighter under that end of the knife until opium starts to melt and release vapor.
Step 3: When you think it's at a peak hot temp, hold the bottle/jar/whatever upside-down over the knife and allow it to collect all the vapor as the knife cools down.
Step 4: Take knife out and suck down all that vapor!
Step 5: Repeat until nodding wonderfully.

::WE NOW RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL REVIEW::

The taste of the vapor was wonderful! Something I'd never tasted before. It felt like I was inhaling the sweetest incense. Just the taste could be considered addictive, not going to lie. The effects were very smooth and subtle to come on. Wonderful relaxation, great headspace. No paranoia, just relaxation and a nice rolling stoned effect. Stellar. My only regret is that there wasn't a larger ratio of opium in this opium-hash. The opium was truly lovely, I am a fan and will probably be trying to get a hold of some in the future. I imagine it would be quite nice to smoke a little O at the end of a long day or once a month on the weekend. Also good for soreness! All my sore muscles, achy joints, etc were feeling totally fine while under the influence of TSC's opium-hash. 10/10 for me!

Shipping time was about 7 business days to US. Communication was outstanding ;)
<3

Hope you all enjoyed my review/guide. Hit me up with any questions or comments!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: RobertMcLure on March 13, 2013, 08:37 am
LoL TSC - craziest contest on the nets!  8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: isthereanyneed on March 13, 2013, 09:26 am
Got an order for 3 diff hash's coming from TSC, one of which is not listed yet but from what I've heard about it round the smokers doors its mega stuff!

Cant wait to try the Hardella hash too, I have a feeling this will be top 5 hash material, will leave reviews here, there and everywhere :)

Cant believe I let these guys pass me buy, where the fuck have I been the last couple of months, I'll tell you where been to busy fucking  about with all the secret vendors with their supposedly amazing products to see that the cream was right here before my eyes!

Hey Hey were the monkeys.........:)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: isthereanyneed on March 16, 2013, 01:05 pm
Some Reviews as promised....

Vendor- The Scurvy Crew

Products- 5g  Hardhalla highest quality sativa Moroccan hash. (over weight by 0.5g)
                 5g  Jardhalla Moroccan hash (over weight by 0.5g)
                 5g  Pakistani Pollen (over weight by 0.5g)

Packaging & Delivery- 5/5 every thing very well sealed and professional, took 4 days to arrive inside EU, very fast.

Stealth- Very good.

Communication- Excellent, these guys really know their product and are happy to answer all my questions no matter how big or small and I ask a lot of questions, the only thing was I got the wrong hash sent out but this is an easy mistake to make as I asked for the Paki Pollen which I originally ordered to be swapped over for the Ketema hash about 10 mins after making the order via PM but still received the Paki Pollen.
This is not a problem just kind of gutted I have not got any Ketema hash as the first batch was out of this world, I'm  not sure if the new batch's are the same though as there has been some recent feed back to suggest other wise, will update on my next order which will be for a nice chunk of Ketema.

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Pakistani Pollen....

Look & Texture- Very hard and dark brown becomes softer at room temp and bubbles up a little.

Smell-  This smells like an earthy wood almost as if you are smelling a fresh bit of soil from a garden it has a spicy kick to the smell too,  its very interesting I know it sounds crazy but I could sit and sniff this hash all day, the smell is something you have to try for yourself.

Taste- At first it tastes harsh its like hmm is this bad hash then the harshness turns to a sweet rich creamy after taste similar to vanilla and honey, the taste can be detected and stays present right through out the stone, leaves you wanting more almost immediately.

Effects- This hash is a strange one its unlike any Pakistani hash I have had in the past. It hits the head first and initially you think your in for a head high but then slowly it slides down to your eye lids then to your body its very similar to Afghan hash in a lot of ways and does not have that fuzzy stoned effect that usual Paki hash will give.
I could of done with it being a little heavier on the body but having said that the most I have smoked of this is one joint well one and a half but the half was smoked an hour later so I can not say what it would be like in a bong/pipe or in higher dose's.
Great hash for helping with sleep although my dreams have been a bit crazy after smoking this at night but that might just be a coincidence.
It Knocks you out but in very subtle way when you go to bed you think damn I should of had some more then bang its morning and your waking up.   
Not amazing mind blowing hash but good for a night time smoke and makes a great alternative to what can become very boring Afghan hash.
If you like your night cap smoke then this is for you.

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Hardhalla Moroccan hash (Highest quality sativa)-

Look and texture- Very soft, a little sticky, light brown and a little lighter when you break in to it, darker on the outside due to tainting, bubbles up nice.

Smell- This stuff smells amazing its like opening a bag of beautiful weed every time I open the jar its stored inn, smells like cream to me.

Taste- Very creamy, very heavy smoke, it is sweet and tasty, just dont get carried  away or you will have to be carried away.

Effects- Hits you like a typical sativa would all in the head but then it starts to give you slightly heavy eyes  (very dry eyes too), I found that this hash made me very chilled and just wanted to either watch TV or listen to music, I tried to make a phone call to Amazon as I was having some problems with the site, it was about 2 hours after smoking a joint so I thought I would be ok I was so wrong I realized when the lady on the phone was talking away and I looked at the screen and thought to myself what the fuck am I doing and why am I one the phone to some stranger stoned out my mind, I threw my phone on the sofa and then just laughed at this point realizing I was stoned out my mind and phone calls were out of the question.
Sedating heavy sativa is the best way to describe which subtle tones of creativeness here and there, don't smoke this through the day though unless your feeling reckless because when it wears off your ready for bed.

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Jardhella Moroccan hash (Not yet listed) -

Look and texture- Hard and becomes softer at room temp.

Smell- Smells a little like ginger and a little spice from the ground, interesting smell, nice though, bubbles a little.

Taste- This tastes sweet and almost floral, it has a spicy kick but not to much its more sweet than spicy.

Effects- This hash is a great compromise when you don't want to be to high or to stoned it gets you somewhere in between it would be ideal for early evening smoking and social smoking,  this just left me with a feeling of contentment and relaxation, not the strongest hash in the world but I think this hash is not designed to be super strong, its great for just doing nothing but still having a fairly clear head, gives you a similar effect to typical Paki hash but this is a lot more stable in my opinion as some Paki hash's can be a bit aggressive on the come up where as with this one you just kind of float from the start to finish. Nice hash with a balanced all round stone.

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All in all- Well these guys will most defiantly be getting my custom again, the hash's were all bang on for the price at around £10-£12 per gram, you really cant complain and its refreshing to see a vendor that is actually trying their up most to get their hands on the finest hash in town, I'm sure there will be some real cream here in the future, I tried the first batch of their Ketema hash and it was amazing I'm hoping that hash will be available again some time soon.

Thanks TSC, give yourself a a pat on the back, a job well done.  :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Stoner Kebab on March 16, 2013, 04:53 pm
I'm so jealous of the guy getting O instead of H. : o
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 16, 2013, 06:57 pm
ZipStyle: What a perfectly written How-To guide. For the first time I was actually able to follow the directions without getting super confuzzzled. Maybe you should write "Silk Road for Dummies" ... foooo shooooooo

isthereanyneed: TY for the amazingly detailed and beautifully written review. even when we mess up a little bit you still give us gold... it makes me want to scream: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! ! ! ! !

RE: the hash mix up. Thank you so much for understanding. You see, although some may consider us a 'big vendor' now, we are still just fuckingACE and TrashBox making a go at this the best way we know how. We would love to pretend we are BAD ASS BIG DAWGS with our shit on lock...(thanks White0ut  ;) ) but just like any NEW company we've had some growing pains. BUT, the difference with us is we will work OUR ARSESzZzZZs OFF to iron out the kinks and keep this thing going strong. ACE is the brains but his brain needs to rest! He is not sleeping or eating while he is running around Europe collecting drugs. He does this for us. I call him a magician because I have NO IDEA how the hell he does it. We are really lucky to have him, aren't we? :)  I promise that SOON we will have all these little (and mainly harmless) kinks worked out... I hope you all stick with us :)

That said, we had a slight delay with recent orders. Anything not marked 'in transit' yet will ship out first thing Monday morning. Sorry for the delay, but again, we are doing everything we can to keep up. But today ACE needs sleep and TB needs to look at dick pics   ;D

Seriously, you are all so awesome. I really do love my job. I love the silly messages and the hilarious comments in our review thread. And this DICK/OFF contest (http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130601)..... I cannot convey in words my feelings about it... I've sat here and tried... It's just SO FUCKING AWESOME that you guys are willing to do this. Sharing such a private part of yourself so a few horny girls can have an amazing weekend is just SO COOL  8) TY

PS: : THE SCURVY CREW HAS THE BEST CUSTOMERS ON SILK ROAD ! ! ! !
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 16, 2013, 07:03 pm
<3<3
Oh TrashBox, glad to give ya that review. It was well deserved :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 16, 2013, 08:12 pm
I'm so jealous of the guy getting O instead of H. : o

I know you are joking-ish... LOL, but now I have to say this: We are responsible drug dealers. WE DO NOT WANT TO GET YOU HOOKED. Opium is a delicious plant to smoke, but it's an opiate and opiates are addictive. We won't be making that mistake again.

Our O will get you high like (edgar allan) Poe .... buuttttttttttt please be responsible with it.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: turningjapanese on March 16, 2013, 08:22 pm
WHOA, Frimbarr, may I ask when you ordered your Hash? I ordered 2 grams of Opium that never showed (I think this may have had something to do with me FEing and fuzzing up their "count", or the postman; It's been almost 2 months and no "loveletter".

Is it possible Frimbarr got my product? I regret not choosing tracked option...

TSC has been as helpful as they could be in this situation, so no other complaints from me!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: chil on March 16, 2013, 08:24 pm
subbing
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: turningjapanese on March 16, 2013, 08:57 pm
I saw you post this on another thread, what does "Subbing" mean in this context?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 16, 2013, 09:51 pm
WHOA, Frimbarr, may I ask when you ordered your Hash? I ordered 2 grams of Opium that never showed (I think this may have had something to do with me FEing and fuzzing up their "count", or the postman; It's been almost 2 months and no "loveletter".

Is it possible Frimbarr got my product? I regret not choosing tracked option...

TSC has been as helpful as they could be in this situation, so no other complaints from me!

LOL, I just messaged you back on market, TJ ;)

I can't confirm whether or not that was the case, but certainly seems plausible. Ace will be around shortly to interject.

and "subbed" is short for "subscribing" ... So that once you post in a thread you can find it again when you use your "Show new replies to your posts" feature.

Personally, instead of posting 'SUB', I leave a quote, or song lyrics, or porn or something. But whatevzzz :)  chil is just too chill  8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: chil on March 16, 2013, 11:42 pm
Personally, instead of posting 'SUB', I leave a quote, or song lyrics, or porn or something. But whatevzzz :)  chil is just too chill  8)

Hey Trashbox, you're right, from now on, whenever I want to subscribe to a topic,  I'll be posting poems of glory I'll have written just for you.  8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 17, 2013, 08:16 am
Hi all :)
Just wanted to jump on and explain our recent 2/5 and 3/5 feedback  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( names have been left out, of course, to protect the SR community  :-X

FIRST:
"1 weed 1 hash sativa custom   3 of 5  Complete waste of time. Buy Dutch or Canadian."
This guy insisted on a $27 custom listing for 1g hash and 1g weed. ACE (being so kind, as I would have said no) politely agreed and made it for him. This guy then sent messages basically everyday since it's been marked 'in transit'. To make a VERY long story short his messages were very aggressive and on the verge of harassment. I was very uncomfortable dealing with him over $20 worth of product. So I decided to issue him a FULL REFUND so we didn't have to deal with him anymore. and when the package arrived great. free drugs for him.
I'm not quite sure why he says buy Dutch or Canadian if he hadn't even tried our stuff to compare it to. But he was right about one thing. COMPLETE waste of time  ::) 

NEXT:
"1g Ketama hash   2 of 5   Received the hash yesterday. Delivery ok, but this hash is clearly not as good as described. Smoke two sticks, feel only a light buzz... 20.3% THC im not sure at all, will not order again as i first planned"

 :o :o This is the oddest thing I have seen in a while. First of all, INHALE DUDE   ::) If you aren't high off of two or three hits of this stuff then you are doing it wrong. I'm not Snoop Dogg but I smoke a FUCK ton of pot. It takes me 2 hits of this hash to get high. and how, exactly, did you measure the THC content? TOTALLY CURIOUS... bc me thinks you are bullshitting on that part.

and sticks? I am unfamiliar with the term so forgive my ignorance, but are you smoking spliffs, my dude? or FFS tobacco? don't mix quality hash with tobacco, yo. Just don't do it. You are fucking ruining it, man. This isn't some shit hash to crumble up and smoke over a bowl. This is the real thing. You treat it with respect and it will do you right.

//RANT OVER

  :-* :-* LOVE YOU ALL!!!!


Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on March 17, 2013, 03:46 pm

i was going to leave a review once i tried my absolutely stunning bayer O, but after reading that absurd nonsense above.. i am now inclined to post!!

TSC deserves nothing less than a stellar 5/5!!

i recently purchased some sativa ketema hash along with my O.. and need to clarify a few things!! 23% my ass!! fool!! oh what, you have a spectroscope, an electron microscope.. shut up!! sticks?? you called it Trash box, this guy's a moron!! that sucks about your vendor score, but it's much worse if someone actually listens to that dribble!!

well, we can smoke mr. snoopy under the table, and cant emphasize enough, how WRONG those reviews were!! my circle of droogies and i make the shit by the pound.. and we were floored by the quality!!

anywho, expect a more thorough review in a few.. having major tor issues!!

hey TB
"rule number 4, i know you heard this before, never get high on your own supply"
i havent figured thay one out yet!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on March 17, 2013, 08:32 pm

"1g Ketama hash   2 of 5   Received the hash yesterday. Delivery ok, but this hash is clearly not as good as described. Smoke two sticks, feel only a light buzz... 20.3% THC im not sure at all, will not order again as i first planned"

 :o :o This is the oddest thing I have seen in a while. First of all, INHALE DUDE   ::) If you aren't high off of two or three hits of this stuff then you are doing it wrong. I'm not Snoop Dogg but I smoke a FUCK ton of pot. It takes me 2 hits of this hash to get high. and how, exactly, did you measure the THC content? TOTALLY CURIOUS... bc me thinks you are bullshitting on that part.

and sticks? I am unfamiliar with the term so forgive my ignorance, but are you smoking spliffs, my dude? or FFS tobacco? don't mix quality hash with tobacco, yo. Just don't do it. You are fucking ruining it, man. This isn't some shit hash to crumble up and smoke over a bowl. This is the real thing. You treat it with respect and it will do you right.

//RANT OVER

  :-* :-* LOVE YOU ALL!!!!


Ok, I will also toss in my 2cents and say bullshit as well.  I like Trashbox also smoke a fuck ton of weed (my intake is usually 3-5 joints of high grade dank a day) and this hash got me fucking blitzed.  I decided one day I was gonna try to be macho and smoke a half gram chunk of it.  Well I got about 3 puffs (and I mean good Puff the magic dragon size puffs) into it and I had to sit it down.  I was blasted for a good hour!  Then I picked it back up and BAM...good for another hour...long story short I made that half gram bowl last for a few hours.  The Scurvy Crew's products are top notch imho, and I would gladly order again (hell I almost ordered 10g's of this stuff but I was about 20 bucks short...no worries...Ill get it on the next run 8) )
   I have seen many awesome vendors get bonked down to a 99 or a 98 because of shit like this.  It just goes to show you really need to pay attention not only to ratings but to the aggregate of ALL reviews.  For example if there is one shit review out of 200+ good reviews, and said review looks like it was written by someone with a learning disability (wtf guys, not only do you write BS reviews but you cant spell or use even almost proper Engrish?)  I generally disregard said review.  Anyway Im now ranting so I will just end on this- THE SCURVY CREW ROCKS!  nuff said :)
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Töörländer on March 17, 2013, 08:45 pm
the Ketema is simply great, nothing more to say

it's impossible to keep a rating up to 100% I think, too much morons out there
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: turningjapanese on March 18, 2013, 07:21 pm
This about says it about these "morons" I think  ; )

I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage

So, so, so, so listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your button?
But you, I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on

'Cause what you see you might not get
And we can bet, so don't you get souped yet
You're scheming on a thing that's a mirage
I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage

Thanks for explaining to me Trashbox, I'm now inclined to write you a poem ^_^
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 18, 2013, 08:57 pm
WE HAVE THE BEST CUSTOMERS EVER (i say this all the time, huh)

Guyzzzzzz I love you all so much. See, this is how we like to do business. Our customers=our friends= HAPPY SCURVY CREW= happy Ace= more delicious hash= happy (stoned) TB= customers becoming friends  LOL YAY!!!!!! oh jeezzz.... I hope Ace isn't mad I just gave out our business plan  ???

TJ- I mean, I know I make it well known that I LOVE rap... but that is just TOO awesome. Placing it here, a flow, or a poem, or whatever you want to call it, FOR ME  :-[  I love it :) you are the best  :-* :-*

and Murder: i died of laughter last night... DIED. I try not to reply much when I am that stoned bc I feel like I SPAM too much! But you are fucking funny. and, yes, i know the old rap adage... but I can't hellllllp it :( it's just sooooooo good. Besides, it takes me at least a month to go through a gram.

Tiny: right??????????? wtf! thanks for the pep talk :)

Toor: thanks for having TSC's back, yo  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)


Ok, here's the deal:

Ace and I are doing some MAJOR rearranging and relocating to get everything in order for our US domestic launch in early May. So all this really means to you all is I am not going to be around AS MUCH this week... but it's only temporary. I hate being away from you all :(


BUT GET READY !!! Because we will come back at ya  HARD!!!!!!


(and by that I mean a HUGE SALE shhhhhhhhhhh  :-X )
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on March 18, 2013, 09:26 pm
TB:  Glad to be of assistance- I can't wait for the new sale!  I definitely will take advantage of any deals offered on hash and maybe opium(if I don't spend it all on hash ::))  Also, will miss you during your absence :'(
TJ:  Hell yes...old school Beastie Boyz (and not that Pauls boutique crap ;))

Can't wait to see whats coming up in May (ohh yaaa isn't a good amount of Bayer sposedly showing up then too?  Oooh la la :P)
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: RobertMcLure on March 19, 2013, 02:10 am
To above written, the bad reviews

i can just imagine, that some persons can not really appreciate the nature of a true sativa experience.

while this is happening with the ketama hash, quite a number of people might just search a ordinary battering, when thinking of terms like hash.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: pengo42 on March 20, 2013, 12:37 pm
Personally, instead of posting 'SUB', I leave a quote, or song lyrics, or porn or something. But whatevzzz :)  chil is just too chill  8)

ROFLMAO! im not eben subiing, i just saying ROFLMAO:D yep, definetly ROFLMAO funnist shit i herd all day :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: pengo42 on March 20, 2013, 01:38 pm
Quote from: TrashBox quoting some idiot
FIRST:
"1 weed 1 hash sativa custom   3 of 5  Complete waste of time. Buy Dutch or Canadian."
This guy insisted on a $27 custom listing for 1g hash and 1g weed. ACE (being so kind, as I would have said no) politely agreed and made it for him. This guy then sent messages basically everyday since it's been marked 'in transit'. To make a VERY long story short his messages were very aggressive and on the verge of harassment. I was very uncomfortable dealing with him over $20 worth of product. So I decided to issue him a FULL REFUND so we didn't have to deal with him anymore. and when the package arrived great. free drugs for him.
I'm not quite sure why he says buy Dutch or Canadian if he hadn't even tried our stuff to compare it to. But he was right about one thing. COMPLETE waste of time  ::) 

NEXT:
"1g Ketama hash   2 of 5   Received the hash yesterday. Delivery ok, but this hash is clearly not as good as described. Smoke two sticks, feel only a light buzz... 20.3% THC im not sure at all, will not order again as i first planned

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ah. that's actually a little paethic when you think about. ha ha ha ha. ah. strike 2 motherfucker. ha ha. this kind fuckin backfired hey bro. ha ha.

'review' is pathetic. ah ha... painful motherfucka, PAINFUL. ha ha.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 20, 2013, 01:43 pm
Word out, Robert McLure. Totally true.

and for everyone,

TSC ROCKS MY FUCKING SOCKS OFF.
Mad love <3
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on March 20, 2013, 03:16 pm
There are two hash vendors I'd reccomend right now - and this is one!

The Sativa Ketema hash was a real treat - I'm used to strong hash and this was a strong one, not the kind you would use when drinking.

Wish the prices were cheaper but hey! Such is life!

I wish lots of shit!

Very satisfied with my 2 gram buy - wish I would have got more though as it went in a week with a nightly smoke ritual. Real nice change from bud.

And customer service was spot on also. He was there when I needed him!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on March 22, 2013, 04:40 pm
{bum.......p} ::)

{expand} later today.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on March 22, 2013, 10:41 pm
Hi all :)
Just wanted to jump on and explain our recent 2/5 and 3/5 feedback  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( names have been left out, of course, to protect the SR community  :-X

FIRST:
"1 weed 1 hash sativa custom   3 of 5  Complete waste of time. Buy Dutch or Canadian."
This guy insisted on a $27 custom listing for 1g hash and 1g weed. ACE (being so kind, as I would have said no) politely agreed and made it for him. This guy then sent messages basically everyday since it's been marked 'in transit'. To make a VERY long story short his messages were very aggressive and on the verge of harassment. I was very uncomfortable dealing with him over $20 worth of product. So I decided to issue him a FULL REFUND so we didn't have to deal with him anymore. and when the package arrived great. free drugs for him.
I'm not quite sure why he says buy Dutch or Canadian if he hadn't even tried our stuff to compare it to. But he was right about one thing. COMPLETE waste of time  ::) 

NEXT:
"1g Ketama hash   2 of 5   Received the hash yesterday. Delivery ok, but this hash is clearly not as good as described. Smoke two sticks, feel only a light buzz... 20.3% THC im not sure at all, will not order again as i first planned"

 :o :o This is the oddest thing I have seen in a while. First of all, INHALE DUDE   ::) If you aren't high off of two or three hits of this stuff then you are doing it wrong. I'm not Snoop Dogg but I smoke a FUCK ton of pot. It takes me 2 hits of this hash to get high. and how, exactly, did you measure the THC content? TOTALLY CURIOUS... bc me thinks you are bullshitting on that part.

and sticks? I am unfamiliar with the term so forgive my ignorance, but are you smoking spliffs, my dude? or FFS tobacco? don't mix quality hash with tobacco, yo. Just don't do it. You are fucking ruining it, man. This isn't some shit hash to crumble up and smoke over a bowl. This is the real thing. You treat it with respect and it will do you right.

//RANT OVER

  :-* :-* LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

Heeey sexy OGs and SR sistas on this sexy sexy thread!! (Be honest. You know it’s a fucking Candy Land!! >:D Lol, I saw “panties” on this thread once and nearly subbed!) Can Raz just stick his head in for just a second? Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase? Yar. What do we have ‘ere? I usually don’t talk a lot (shy……… 0:) ) but when I see something a little bit silly, you know I have to say something, right? It was BEGGING me to call BS.

FIRST:
"1 weed 1 hash sativa custom   3 of 5  Complete waste of time. Buy Dutch or Canadian."

NEXT:
"1g Ketama hash   2 of 5   Received the hash yesterday. Delivery ok, but this hash is clearly not as good as described. Smoke two sticks, feel only a light buzz... 20.3% THC im not sure at all, will not order again as i first planned"


Be honest. To the guy who wrote this drivel of a review…. you're a bit of a cuckold, aren’t you? ay…..? Cheeky little boy!! ;) Did mommy leave the computer running while she was buying her opium to free her mind from the memory of your birth (and deep regret that occurred in the first place, lol) ? Hmmmm……?  :P Are you going to admit to daddy you’re a bit of a naughty boy? Hmmmmm……? ::) That you don’t even smoke hash anyway……? LOL!! (LOL, sticks.... next you'll saying you smoked it out of a condom....0:) )

Lol, why bother. Okay, this IS silly.  Like TrashBox I wondered about the lab tests you conducted in mommy’s good cooking apron when your babysitter didn’t show as she was resisting suicidal urges when she imagined the prospect of actually seeing you in the flesh again, could you please post these results for daddy? And the sexy peeps on this review thread! Thanks in advance!! I look forward to seeing some actual evidence here. Lol, did you just say “20.3% THC”? Are you sure it wasn’t 20.4%? LOL!

Not sure why you needed a custom listing for a relatively uncomplicated order of 1g hash and 1g weed, I mean you can, but, oh well. And I know you’re here lurking on this thread to see the responses, which is why I’m writing this in the first place. Besides. I’m officially under stress so for the next few days I can do what I ferking feel like until I get back to Saintly Raz. 0:)

People are usually blacklisted for a reason (usually) 8) . I can totally understand TSC’s new policy and applaud it. I don’t know why these lesser vendors think they can create an account to harass a rival vendor who actually knows what they are doing and not think they could get caught out. I have seen many shills on SR forums and usually it is a breeze to figure out who they are as they are not too versed in using their brains. I’m not saying [edit.] was a rival vendor, not saying he wasn’t, not saying [edit.] was even the person we are talking about here, not even saying it was another rival vendor that WASN'T [edit.], I AM saying he was a bit of a cheeky little boy who thought he could hang with the grown-ups and order from TSC and then leave a fraud review. Hm, yes, I think that just about covers any lawsuits over defamation lol. >:D In a way, I never really said anything, huh. C:-)

Like I say every now and again, I’m not trolling a troll, I just hate it when I see something a bit silly. Like a silly, silly, review. Silly little boy!! :P For now, remember to eat your vegies, be good to your teachers, do all your homework when you get home, don’t just go outside and play and think,”I’ll do it later”, I can remember when I was your age in Primary School thinking the same thing, nope, doesn’t work. But please don’t get on mommy’s Silk Road account and start ordering things you don’t even know how to ferking use properly, okay sweetie? It’s very, very dangerous!! :o Now give daddy a big, big kiss and run along to bed, there’s a good boy…..  :-*

Ah. Seriously.Thank you for the joke. It was very kind of TrashBox to provide us with some quality entertainment by pasting his top-notch, kickass review. Are we done here? Anything I forgot?

Your friend in Christ.

Raz.

he he he he, just kidding….

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters (…….like THIS guy, lol)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: mollyfan on March 22, 2013, 11:44 pm
this vendor is barely on over the past few days... i sent a message but no response
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on March 23, 2013, 09:05 am
this vendor is barely on over the past few days... i sent a message but no response

No. TSC ARE online every day. I know b/c I follow them regularly on SR m and have been doing so for some time.

Quote from: The Scurvy Crew's SR m vendor page
has been a member for 3 months
was last seen: today
ranked in the top 11% of sellers with 98.9% positive feedback from more than 300 transactions
has 314 fans

fuckingACE was online earlier today and from my observation, every day. You can PM either fuckingACE or TrashBox for your inquiries. As fuckingACE was online just before you have the option of PM'g them.

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on March 23, 2013, 09:49 am
this vendor is barely on over the past few days... i sent a message but no response

No. TSC ARE online every day. I know b/c I follow them regularly on SR m and have been doing so for some time.

Quote from: The Scurvy Crew's SR m vendor page
has been a member for 3 months
was last seen: today
ranked in the top 11% of sellers with 98.9% positive feedback from more than 300 transactions
has 314 fans

fuckingACE was online earlier today and from my observation, every day. You can PM either fuckingACE or TrashBox for your inquiries. As fuckingACE was online just before you have the option of PM'g them.

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
LOL I love your writings.
 Mollyfan, All messages have been answered. Perhaps you forgot to click send? Please re-submit your message if you have received no reply- There is a memember of TSC online 24/7 with toilet breaks and shizz obv
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Mike Hunt on March 23, 2013, 10:03 am
+1 Razorspyne love your posts

How goes it ACE? Sure am missing your hash. I want to place an order this coming week maybe monday or tuesday I got to see how everything goes
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on March 23, 2013, 10:07 am
RIGHTTTTTT GANG, we have an update for all the speshy peeps that follow us.

1. ALL PRICES HAVE BEEN LOWERED
2. WE have private listings for some very high quality Ketamine, Average but very cheap LSD,
3. once we figure out what FM sent me, and if it is actually a product that can be turned good with an acetone wash we will be privately listing that too, only if we get rid of the nasties through an acetone wash and test and test agaian.

4. FE LISTINGS! Right both me and TB are a tad against this but loads of you have been demanding lower prices :/ So against better judgement we will be mirroring our best sellers with a condition of FE and steep reduction in price and a change to the T&C´s for those listings. that is a 25% refund for non arrival and no reship. Harsh I know but most our packages make it though, so its a risk that the buyer is to take. Why we are doing this, well we are preparing for a large restock firstly and we have been demanded this by loadsss of people.
Our regular listings will still be available fully in Escrow as always. but you now have the chance to save a bit by taking the risk of FE´ing and possibly only ending up with a 25% refund.. Unlikely but altogether possible.

5. Out of weed, but I´m on the case today!

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: chil on March 24, 2013, 01:03 pm
I had the ketama hash last night, excellent aspect,  very pleasant, I didn't like the taste too much but the high was very nice, not too strong, and lasts for an hour until you smoke some more.
All in all, I recommend this hash and these guys. Keep up the good work TSC !  :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: nitpi950 on March 24, 2013, 09:37 pm
I was sent a gram of the "amazing quality outdoor weed" as a prize for guessing TrashBox's favorite hip hop song. It arrived in some eight to nine days from Spain to EC USA, packaged in a small bubble mailer which was inconspicuous. Within, the vacuum sealed weed was totally flattened, as flat as ever I've seen cannabis. The compression was such that on opening one could discern the impressions of the packaging. The bud was not particularly strong smelling, mostly like dry dirt with sugary and cream cheesy notes. The weed also had some seeds in it, which is never a good sign. The even-profiled, well trimmed and cured, light green bud shined with trichomes nevertheless, with clutches of auburn hairs encircling blotches of red-violet. The smoke was smooth and reasonably strong given the appearance and presence of semillas. This was my first experience with Spanish weed, and I have to say I am satisfied, even if it's nowhere near the caliber of the product coming from the West Coast.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 25, 2013, 12:31 am
::)

Razzy muffin :) I LOVE YOUR NEW AVATAR!!!!!!!!

So you  ::)

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

PS: panties.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on March 25, 2013, 01:26 am
::)

Razzy muffin :) I LOVE YOUR NEW AVATAR!!!!!!!!

So you  ::)

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

PS: panties.

he he he he..... thank you. ::) Lol, yeah, I kind of like that kind of stuff. Even though I'm mad at you trashbox for making me post, to be honest. This will make post 640. My previous post count of 639 had "69" in it, as well as "3". I fantasised that Raz might have a chance at........ you know what trashbox, I'm going to keep my policy of restricting that kind of talk to PMs. I'm supposed to be a good boy on forums 0:) but devilish on PMs lol!! >:D

Piece, Love, and Hate Fuckers.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on March 25, 2013, 01:49 am
::)

Razzy muffin :) I LOVE YOUR NEW AVATAR!!!!!!!!

So you  ::)

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

PS: panties.

he he he he..... thank you. ::) Lol, yeah, I kind of like that kind of stuff. Even though I'm mad at you trashbox for making me post, to be honest. This will make post 640. My previous post count of 639 had "69" in it, as well as "3". I fantasised that Raz might have a chance at........ you know what trashbox, I'm going to keep my policy of restricting that kind of talk to PMs. I'm supposed to be a good boy on forums 0:) but devilish on PMs lol!! >:D

Piece, Love, and Hate Fuckers.

 :o
get a room you two!! lol
love ya TB an Raz!!

my pops is comin to town this weekend.. and we gonna be smokin the shit outta that bayer O .. so i promise a very stoned ass review in a few!!

you fuckin ROCK Scurvy Crew!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 25, 2013, 09:08 pm
:o
get a room you two!! lol
love ya TB an Raz!!


So, uhhhh, you wanna come?

We're ch-ch-chillen' at da holiday inn
Me and my peeps, won't you bring 4 of your friends?
We gonna feel on eachother and sip on some hen.
One thing leading to another, LET THE PARTY BEGIN!

Seriously now, there's room for a couple more. Bring sexy panties, drugs, and body paint  :-*


Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: isthereanyneed on March 25, 2013, 09:19 pm
Check out TB getting all down and dirty, I got a semi! :O
 
Have you got any new hasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh in stock, cant get on sr to check and a bit bored of the rest, it doesn't matter how good it is if you smoke it to much you get bored, that's why I like to have at least half a dozen different types of hash in my stash at any given time.


:)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 25, 2013, 11:26 pm
Check out TB getting all down and dirty, I got a semi! :O

SEMI??? boy, you better be at FULL ATTENTION or I don't want to hear about it  ::)

Have you got any new hasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh in stock, cant get on sr to check and a bit bored of the rest, it doesn't matter how good it is if you smoke it to much you get bored, that's why I like to have at least half a dozen different types of hash in my stash at any given time.

half a dozen all at once? you must get bored easily. wow... you must popular amongst your friends  8)

We get new hash in stock all the time :) Have you tried the Hardallah yet? It's what I got... I'm thinking about smoking some right now, actually... since SR is down I can't do any REAL work anyway... so maybe I will just get stoned off my ASS and screw around with you guys. Want to play name that tune? NO CHEATING!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 26, 2013, 12:11 am
TSC always has me at FULL ATTENTION 8)

It truly is full AWESOMENESS. It really is too bad I can't quit my life and just apply to join this fucking unbelievable crew of individuals. They keep life fun, interesting, whacky, and real.
And that's wussup.

Here's my lil ditty for you all:

Yeah, we be chillen at the holiday inn,
rockin off the socks of all of our kin,
we be talkin bout the money covering the skinn
and if you wanna talk to me I'll do it again.

You know the TrashBox and the ACE up front,
throwin plaques of hash and KITS to the bunch,
I'm rockin in the back like a true Zip should,
zipstyle flows be washing out the hoods
aint no fake-ass niggas rockin in the cut
if you fuck with my crew then you'll get stuck.

Ain't no faketalk here, all you people over there
if you just gonna stare then keep your ass in the chair
cuz the TSC is about to
dazzle you
frazzle you
snap crackle pop
bitch it ain't crack
they got the opium in stock.

Straight from the isles of pain-free lavish
it's a pimpstyle tip that's gonna be savage.
Don't you get mixed up on this slapstick junk
if you ain't cut out for it then you'll be sunk.

I could talk all day and fuck with them hoes
but instead I'll sit back and toke on some
TSC WHOA.

and that's just how shit goes in the struggle, mothafucka.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3 on March 26, 2013, 12:52 am


4. FE LISTINGS! Right both me and TB are a tad against this but loads of you have been demanding lower prices :/ So against better judgement we will be mirroring our best sellers with a condition of FE and steep reduction in price and a change to the T&C´s for those listings. that is a 25% refund for non arrival and no reship. Harsh I know but most our packages make it though, so its a risk that the buyer is to take. Why we are doing this, well we are preparing for a large restock firstly and we have been demanded this by loadsss of people.
Our regular listings will still be available fully in Escrow as always. but you now have the chance to save a bit by taking the risk of FE´ing and possibly only ending up with a 25% refund.. Unlikely but altogether possible.



...and so the scam begins


Never trust the dirty, broke spanish

I don't mind broken Spanish, actually. I like to work on my Spanish speaking skillzz  8)

Easy game spotting scammers.

FE for these Spanish faggots and you won't see your money again unless you are an early adopter
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3 on March 26, 2013, 12:56 am

I especially enjoyed the part about the steep reductions in price. I'm sure everyone is happy to know you were grossly overcharging/ripping people off
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3 on March 26, 2013, 01:05 am
26% of people unemployed in Spain,
55% of under 25s unemployed, the highest in Europe
300000 people under 30 left Spain to find employment elsewhere
the scurvy crew decided to join silk road and play the long game

and now


its time


FOR FE!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 26, 2013, 02:55 am
are you kidding me, Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3?

You are either a very flatulent troll or your mom stopped letting you drink milk out of her tits too early. TSC has one of the best customer services of any vendor on SR.

After countless positive comments from customers, here you are making some vague assumptions that an FE requirement means scamming? So fucking naive and baseless. If you had any understanding of how vending works, you'd know that when vendors mail out your drugs, they're basically fronting the drugs to you. They don't get ANY MONEY for those drugs until you hit the damn FINALIZE button.

So basically when they offer you a price reduction for FE, they are just giving you a discount for giving them their money right after they put your drugs in the mail. It's a trust thing and they know that if someone does FE, they do it out of trust. That's why they reduce the price, as a thank you.

Chill the fuck out man. If you don't like their policies, don't buy from them. More of the world's best hash and opium for me :)

UPDATE: Upon looking more closely at your post and your username, I noticed this:

 Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3
    Sr. Member
    ****
    Posts: 299
    Karma: +10/-135
    [thank] [discourage]
    SCAMMER

I think maybe SCAMMER should be changed to TROLL.
I've read some of your other posts and you've done nothing but spread misinformation. Begone with you!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 26, 2013, 03:11 am


4. FE LISTINGS! Right both me and TB are a tad against this but loads of you have been demanding lower prices :/ So against better judgement we will be mirroring our best sellers with a condition of FE and steep reduction in price and a change to the T&C´s for those listings. that is a 25% refund for non arrival and no reship. Harsh I know but most our packages make it though, so its a risk that the buyer is to take. Why we are doing this, well we are preparing for a large restock firstly and we have been demanded this by loadsss of people.
Our regular listings will still be available fully in Escrow as always. but you now have the chance to save a bit by taking the risk of FE´ing and possibly only ending up with a 25% refund.. Unlikely but altogether possible.



...and so the scam begins


Never trust the dirty, broke spanish

I don't mind broken Spanish, actually. I like to work on my Spanish speaking skillzz  8)

Easy game spotting scammers.

FE for these Spanish faggots and you won't see your money again unless you are an early adopter

Damn dude. You are actually mad at us.  ??? I thought you were warning me from scammy buyers with your initial post LOL... turns out you are just a hater ::)

Neither of us are Spanish, actually... or "faggots", and, please, if you want to post in here, fine, but can you refrain from using such profanity in our thread. WE ARE  A FUCKING CLASSY BUNCH   :P

I especially enjoyed the part about the steep reductions in price. I'm sure everyone is happy to know you were grossly overcharging/ripping people off

That's Marketing 101, my friend. Take a course, learn a thing or two :) Maybe one day you can have a business of your own instead of wasting time making FALSE accusations at honest people.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on March 26, 2013, 11:37 am
26% of people unemployed in Spain,
55% of under 25s unemployed, the highest in Europe
300000 people under 30 left Spain to find employment elsewhere
the scurvy crew decided to join silk road and play the long game

and now


its time


FOR FE!!!

LOL!!! Another Troll/Vendor/LE decides to get jealous.
1. We are in the top 11% of vendors
2. check our feedback
3. our prices always were and always are in direct competition with rival vendors offering the same quality
4. None of us are Spanish
5. less than 1% of our sales are to anyone located within Spain,
6. Im glad you have the brain cells to copy and paste incorrect facts from google
7. Our FE listings are not up, and were requested by our customers in order to lower costs. As i CLEARLY stated we will be keeping all Escrow listings up.
8. If you find us overpriced then go buy soap bar hash for 6$ a gram elsewhere, We supply the best hash on the road, go check http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/9de2239028
9. I still don't understand the point of absolutely anything you posted? If you have evidence of a scam go ahead. But right now, we have near perfect feedback, you just sound like LE trying to scare people into not buying drugs on the internet... Curious that. The first mention of a possibility of an FE listing to lower prices for our customers and you´re all over it lol..

Can´t believe I woke up for this lol, going back to bed
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on March 26, 2013, 01:51 pm

I especially enjoyed the part about the steep reductions in price. I'm sure everyone is happy to know you were grossly overcharging/ripping people off

I was quietly lurking on this page waiting for murderface's review, but..... look sport, if you can't afford TSC's prices then you need to get a job. ::) "Grossly overcharging"? Do you actually know current street value? You must be on a different vendor's page. Anyway, you just missed the last sale and the discounts weren't token, either. You would have enjoyed yourself (I'm assuming you're homeless? :'( ). Chin up, hope everything works out for you, and you find some nice person to give you employment and something to eat for dinner. All the best. There is light at th ened of the tunnel, you just got to commit and you will get that dream job at Burger King. I KNOW you will!!! Believe in yourself!!! And never give up!!! It's always darkest before the dawn......... :-*

*Raz gives fuckingACE, My Cunt ::) , TRAAAAAAASHBOX muffin ::) , murderface2012 some +K cookies to eat* Thanks for the love, guys..... ;)

Look. Bottom line. If someone has an issue then fine, broach it. But if they don't, please don't waste their time by coming here and stirring the bucket. We have better things to do. Plenty of other threads to post in. Didn't want to hijack a review thread as review threads are supposed o be about reviews (..... but TrashBox and ACE will let you talk about panties on this one lol!! ::) Lol @ panties.) Some awesome guy named murderface2012 made a post and said he'd get around to a review st some stage *HINT, HINT* ::) Lol @ muurderface losing his review by sending it to his teacher by accident. ::) Lol, where it go....? ::)

Thanks for letting Raz play on this thread. I usually hide, lol ::)

Piece, Love and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on March 26, 2013, 02:36 pm
I just read these replies:

I think maybe SCAMMER should be changed to TROLL.
I've read some of your other posts and you've done nothing but spread misinformation. Begone with you!

Sorry Zip, it was a long post! I sometimes cut. But you're it was all correct.


LOL!!! Another Troll/Vendor/LE decides to get jealous.
1. We are in the top 11% of vendors
2. check our feedback
3. our prices always were and always are in direct competition with rival vendors offering the same quality
4. None of us are Spanish
5. less than 1% of our sales are to anyone located within Spain,
6. Im glad you have the brain cells to copy and paste incorrect facts from google
7. Our FE listings are not up, and were requested by our customers in order to lower costs. As i CLEARLY stated we will be keeping all Escrow listings up.
8. If you find us overpriced then go buy soap bar hash for 6$ a gram elsewhere, We supply the best hash on the road, go check http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/9de2239028
9. I still don't understand the point of absolutely anything you posted? If you have evidence of a scam go ahead. But right now, we have near perfect feedback, you just sound like LE trying to scare people into not buying drugs on the internet... Curious that. The first mention of a possibility of an FE listing to lower prices for our customers and you´re all over it lol..

Can´t believe I woke up for this lol, going back to bed

Also true. (And those are great vendor stats btw :) )


Damn dude. You are actually mad at us.  ??? I thought you were warning me from scammy buyers with your initial post LOL... turns out you are just a hater ::)

Neither of us are Spanish, actually... or "faggots", and, please, if you want to post in here, fine, but can you refrain from using such profanity in our thread. WE ARE  A FUCKING CLASSY BUNCH   :P

I especially enjoyed the part about the steep reductions in price. I'm sure everyone is happy to know you were grossly overcharging/ripping people off

That's Marketing 101, my friend. Take a course, learn a thing or two :) Maybe one day you can have a business of your own instead of wasting time making FALSE accusations at honest people.

Lol, that was actually true AND funny. Recognise the customers who have a legitimate question from the ones who just like to stir.

Good replies!! :) ::)

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on March 27, 2013, 02:22 am
damn!!! cant believe anyone would wanna hate on TSC!! these guys
are awesome!!  awesome communication,super friendly!!
if it was domestic i would buy everything from them!!!
any way fuck the haters! you guys rule!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 27, 2013, 06:19 am
damn!!! cant believe anyone would wanna hate on TSC!! these guys
are awesome!!  awesome communication,super friendly!!
if it was domestic i would buy everything from them!!!
any way fuck the haters! you guys rule!

thanks  :-* :-*

I assume you mean USA domestic? If so, IT'S COMING SOON!!! YAY!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on March 27, 2013, 06:45 am
Bring sexy panties, drugs, and body paint  :-*

you been peakin in my my windows again?!?  ???

now for a long overdue review..

sativa ketema hash

communication: (5/5) umm yea.. do i really need to explain how bad ass TSC are?!?

shipping/ packaging: (5/5) you have NO IDEA how relevent that return address was!! i'm still laughing about it!! blended in perfectly.. from order to delivery, a total of 9 days.. over the pond!! super stoked!! packaging was top notch.. multiple layers of vac sealed goodness!!

product: (5/5) oh yea!! bomb bait!! a rich medium dark brown color.. unique smell, so appetizing i had to force myself from eating the stuff!! i have a hash bowl for my bizzo, so my smoke was water filtered.. i put about half a g in there and went to town!! saving a little for the misses, i gave the rest to my esteemed consituants.. and they were, like i said in a previous post, floored at it's quality!! as soon as it started bubbling i knew it was a winner.. rich flavor i can only describe as foreign bliss!! sativa dominant no doubt.. i was outright goofy afterwards!! i love hash!!

overall: (5/5) once again, do i even need to say.. a very fuckin stoked murderface!!

i've been oh so patient with that bayer O i also got.. when i told my pops i had real deal O he made me promise to wait for him!! this man was a child of the sixties, need i say more!! his opinion is priceless!!

funny story.. when i was a wee lad, the old man was driving me home from school when mid sentance, he slams his brakes, pulls over, and starts excitingly yelling at me to 'pull those plants, pull those plants' pointing to some random front yard.. being too slow for him (having no clue what he was talking about) he jumps out of his truck, runs over to this random person's yard and starts ripping plants out of their yard.. throws a pile of greenery on me and we're off!! it was later in life when he told me they were poppies!! i couldn't believe it!! he told me an old lady lived there, and he was following the poppy growth when he would pick me up from school.. harvest time!! lol
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 27, 2013, 09:46 pm
Murder: I am peaking in your windows right now... don't be mad at me :-[ Thanks for the review and AWESOME story LOL

Zip: best fucking ZipStyle FreeStyle ever. When you are a famous rapper, please tell JayZ and Beyonce to come kidnap me. K Thx :P


+1k to Razzy <3, Murder, Bootsies, isthereanyneed and ZipStyle :) LOVE YOU GUYzZzZz
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 27, 2013, 09:56 pm
Murder: I am peaking in your windows right now... don't be mad at me :-[ Thanks for the review and AWESOME story LOL

Zip: best fucking ZipStyle FreeStyle ever. When you are a famous rapper, please tell JayZ and Beyonce to come kidnap me. K Thx :P


+1k to Razzy <3, Murder, Bootsies, isthereanyneed and ZipStyle :) LOVE YOU GUYzZzZz

Thanks darlin ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on March 28, 2013, 11:53 am
damn!!! cant believe anyone would wanna hate on TSC!! these guys
are awesome!!  awesome communication,super friendly!!
if it was domestic i would buy everything from them!!!
any way fuck the haters! you guys rule!

thanks  :-* :-*

I assume you mean USA domestic? If so, IT'S COMING SOON!!! YAY!!!
yeah sorry meant usa domestic... cant wait!! lmk when u guys do!!! ill be all over it!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on March 28, 2013, 06:48 pm
High quality opium shipping from within the US? When is this going to start? You've got my attention.
Although hopefully it isn't priced too high or I'll just stick to my H :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DoomBrew on March 28, 2013, 09:59 pm
subbed
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 29, 2013, 05:23 pm
DIVE DIVE DIVE!

or...

subbed

DOM! DOM! DOM!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SelfSovereignty on March 29, 2013, 05:41 pm
DIVE DIVE DIVE!

Oh, does this thread need a bump or something?  Well, far be it from me to deny a friend in need of a bump... so...

Bump.

... was it as good for you as it was for me, Zip?  ::)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 29, 2013, 06:44 pm
DIVE DIVE DIVE!

Oh, does this thread need a bump or something?  Well, far be it from me to deny a friend in need of a bump... so...

Bump.

... was it as good for you as it was for me, Zip?  ::)

Always, SS ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 29, 2013, 08:10 pm

Oh, does this thread need a bump or something?  Well, far be it from me to deny a friend in need of a bump... so...

Bump.

Oh SS... I could always use a little BUMP-n-grind, ya know.... but I am a stoner girl... we like bowls, not bumps, well the occasional bump is nice..... ahhhhhhhh anyway...

NEW LISTING!! And we are SO EXCITED to announce that we are now offering BlueGiraffe's GHB in our Weekend Kits!!!! YES!

Check it out Y'ALL  :-* :-*
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8358a4566b

We've got 3 kits to give away  8) CONTEST COMING SOON! !  :-* :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on March 30, 2013, 01:03 am
(98) now  ::) thanks to a new buyer who didn't read the T&C before placing an order. This is EXACTLY why we love our return customers so much. They understand how things work around here.  And because 90% of the time I have the pleasure of working with buyers who know WTF they are doing  I can actually tolerate bullshit like this:

"1 of 5    package arrived, nothing inside, lacking stealth packaging, if you are a new(er) SR member, watch out for them...they may scam you!

offered reship, they required FE and I refused."

Pics or it didn't happen!!! JK... he wouldn't provide pics  ??? So, we offered this buyer a 50% refund, or 1 re-ship on the condition that he finalize immediately. juussssstttt like we offer to anybody who claims to have not received. This is not FEing. This is the buyer AND the seller working TOGETHER and sharing the risk of trying again.

How about this... If you can't agree to our T&C before you place an order with us then we cannot assume the risk of working with you. Don't place an order. Don't waste our time with excuses. and please don't leave 1/5 when you got HALF YOUR FUCKING MONEY BACK. Simple as that.

Sorry to be brash... 1/5 just makes me sad  :(
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on March 30, 2013, 03:19 am
no need to be sorry!!
be more brash in fact!!
i know i'm a third party in this.. but it sounds to me as if you, as a vendor, tried to do all you could!!

but, going off what you said, it sounds to me as if they had every intention on leaving neg feedback..
fuck them!! we're still buying from TSC regardless of your vendor rating!!

so, TB my lovely.. smoke a fatty.. and if you feel like venting some more, we'll be here for ya!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on March 30, 2013, 04:43 am

"1 of 5    package arrived, nothing inside, lacking stealth packaging, if you are a new(er) SR member, watch out for them...they may scam you!

offered reship, they required FE and I refused."


I guess that just means more for all of us who DO know whats up w/  TSC  :P ::) ;)  Don't worry TB and Ace...I plan on placing another order very soon 8) :-X :-*
In a way...take it as a price of being apart of the small percentage of vendors who actually are worth a fuck.  As I said in a previous post..getting one idiot out of 100 good buyers is just a price of doing alot of business with alot of different people.  Want to really tell these scammers to fuck off?  Just switch all of your listings to stealth and PM to us that actually give as much of a fuck as you guys do.  TSC 4 Ever ;)
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraday Cosmonaut on March 30, 2013, 08:44 am
Scurvy Crew!!! WHATTUP!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on March 31, 2013, 01:43 am
(98) now  ::) thanks to a new buyer who didn't read the T&C before placing an order. This is EXACTLY why we love our return customers so much. They understand how things work around here.  And because 90% of the time I have the pleasure of working with buyers who know WTF they are doing  I can actually tolerate bullshit like this:

"1 of 5    package arrived, nothing inside, lacking stealth packaging, if you are a new(er) SR member, watch out for them...they may scam you!

offered reship, they required FE and I refused."

Pics or it didn't happen!!! JK... he wouldn't provide pics  ??? So, we offered this buyer a 50% refund, or 1 re-ship on the condition that he finalize immediately. juussssstttt like we offer to anybody who claims to have not received. This is not FEing. This is the buyer AND the seller working TOGETHER and sharing the risk of trying again.

How about this... If you can't agree to our T&C before you place an order with us then we cannot assume the risk of working with you. Don't place an order. Don't waste our time with excuses. and please don't leave 1/5 when you got HALF YOUR FUCKING MONEY BACK. Simple as that.

Sorry to be brash... 1/5 just makes me sad  :(

Righhht! For the tool that left 1/5. here are the facts.

1. Due to the swap around fiasco we had a while back. (Opium for hash), Each package is now individually prepared on the spot. Prepared by and then checked by me. (the minion that fucked up the opium and hash orders has been let go). It is 100% impossible that I would miss putting product into a package when the only thing I have to concentrate on is that package. that's fucking laughable.

2. We use the same amount of paper and vac seal roll for each quantity of product. so we know exactly how much a fully packaged 1g ketama weighs, we know exactly how much a fully sealed and packaged 20g opoum weighs etc... We need to know this because of the narky Spanish postal service... So after all the packages are created, closed, labled and stickly label put on to mark what they are, we then weigh them to verify that it is actually the correct postage that we are going to apply, the number on the scales needs to match up exactly with what is expected for that product and quantity. If there was a discrepancy the package would have had no stamps put on it and would not have left before being torn apart, vac seal packaging ripped off re-weighed and started again from scratch....

3. Do you really think that I, the person weighing the packages and the runner would all have been oblivious to a paper weight package supposed to be containing xg of whatever? I get it if were talking trips here. but high quality heavy pressed hash?? cmon.

4. User refuses to post pics...

5. We offered a re-ship with our standard policies and the user refused??? because he didnt want to FE.. he would rather not have it shipped out and leave neg feedback... what does this tell me.. that he got his package, is happily smoking away and wanted to chance getting more and getting his money back, when he saw this wasn't gonna happen he left negative feedback hoping we would get back to him on seeing that and offer him all the goods in the world if only he change the 1/5..... WELL THAT AINT GONNA HAPPEN... I would rather all the 1/5´s you could give me that me or any of my team being pushed over by a scammer to get some of our product for free.

These are the facts.

We sell some of the best hash on the road. Me and my team go to extraordinary lengths to get it for you, from eating ridiculous amounts of fucking hash eggs wrapped in cling film till were sick and crossing borders to welding false bottoms to unimogs, We travel around the world regularly searching out the best and finest for you, we dont just go down the street and pick up soap bar from some back alley dealer. We risk our freedom, so you can have the liberty to consume a product that a government has told you that you can´t have. Not only that, we risk our liberty to ensure you have the best and finest product that your government denies you.

So, to every scammer that thinks that they can try scam a single gram from us. That gram was obtained at the risk of me and our team not only loosing our freedoms. We go to dangerous places, deal with dangerous people, We go into Bayer fields patrolled by armed guards that love nothing better than a good hunting session shoot to kill style, and we work all night without stopping, all so you can sit on your sofas and smoke the finest stuff available. Well we deserve the money we charge for our product, and the only people that will smoke it for free are my team and the people that we chose in competitions and give-aways.

Seeing some of the ridiculous claims TB is having to deal with recently in the Res Center has really got me going. people just next door saying that none out of 3 separate deliveries have arrived. Obviously fake customs letters, not even done in Photoshop, but MSPAINT!! And even more absurd claims not even in the res centre. people sending messages saying they are owed drugs for a delivery that never made it, yet they have no TX number, support cant find a tx number for them, and it appears they never even dealt with us before...

So heres a big FUCK-off to all the scammers... PAY for your drugs like the rest of our decent hard working customers, trying to swindle petty stuff for free is an insult to every one of our paying customers. Every one that has done a hard days work so they can sit down on their sofas and enjoy that hard earned good quality spliff....

I hate people that scam mainly because they think that they're better than the rest of us. That they don´t need to pay for things, I´ts the fucking superiority complex that does it for me.


Right to end on a brighter note.. off to check out the best boobs contest :D

Also TB will be announcing a very exciting competition soon for the chance at some freebies.

ACE




Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on March 31, 2013, 02:31 am

you the man Ace!!
keep it real homie!! we see through all that fake feedback BS!!

did someone say contest?!?  ;)
you got murda's attention!!

yet another reason why TSC fuckin rock!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on March 31, 2013, 04:06 am

you the man Ace!!
keep it real homie!! we see through all that fake feedback BS!!

did someone say contest?!?  ;)
you got murda's attention!!

yet another reason why TSC fuckin rock!!

hehehe :P Keep an eye on trashbox´s posts for the next short while, also are you on IRC chat? we do giveaways there too!
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraday Cosmonaut on March 31, 2013, 06:00 pm
So heres a big FUCK-off to all the scammers... PAY for your drugs like the rest of our decent hard working customers, trying to swindle petty stuff for free is an insult to every one of our paying customers. Every one that has done a hard days work so they can sit down on their sofas and enjoy that hard earned good quality spliff....

Bravo sir!

Will look for you on the chat:)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bobhope333 on March 31, 2013, 09:27 pm
Well, at this stage, I think I need to put my pennies worth in here, I ordered what was meant to be some of the best premium hash on here, what I received was something that was very brittle, flat like slate Morroccan, not at all fresh, and not in an egg shape like I have received before and what was depicted in the image, I complained- this is a transcript of the messages:


Message 1: From me

bobhope333    I regret to say I have put this in resolution as the product I received bore no relation to the image you portrayed on your sellers page. This is what I wrote in the resolution:

I finally received it on Thursday 14, I was very disappointed to find that it was not a pellet of soft hash- as pictured in the advert, but consisted of broken up, dry pieces of slate, it was so dry that there was no bend at room temperature- it just snapped with a clean break. What pisses me off more is that I bought this over another hash I had bought before, because someone in the hash forum claimed this was the best of the other premium hashes- obviously he did no receive a dried out crumb of last year's harvest, but the actual product advertised! The 50 % refund claim is only because I received something- this is not the standard of hash that I would ever normally touch!

I have been a heavy smoker for the last 30 years, living in India for 5 of those, so I feel confident that I know hash in it's varying forms! This is a quote from your own page:

Recent feedback C&Ped; from our review thread (updated MARCH ’13):
"- Ketama Sativa: 5/5
soft at room temperature, nice to handle, oily, bubbly when lighted,
smooth, spicy taste, intense smell, clear high. i feel like i am in
morocco when i smoke this lovely hash :D
Mine bears no resemblance to that or to any other hash you have on your vendors page, if you wish, I can post a picture of what I received, infact That is what I shall do because to be perfectly honest I am really pissed off at this, I am not rich, I get by on my disability payments, so can't just afford to forget about it and order from another vendor, I have used before that provided some of the freshest cleanest hash I have ever had (I do like to try different types as I feel one gets used to smoking one particular hash, so swapping and changing keeps my tolerance down! Anyway, it saddens me to have to send this message as I have always done my research on the forums before making a purchase and up till now, have not had a similar problem! Regards, bobhope333
I shall send the link to the pictures when I have taken them and worked out how to remove the meta data


Message 2: From me

Hi again, I did receive a message a couple of days ago, but accidentally deleted it before reading it as it was on the bus and on a small ipod touch, I missed the button. Anyway, to reiterate,the hash I
received bore absolutely no resemblance to other descriptions of your Ketama. I have to say I am most disappointed, I was looking forward to your other produce, especially opium, but alas that shall not be!
The solution date is in, I thihk 2 days,
Regards,
Bobhope333.    12 days    read
delete


Message3: From Scurvy

Heya Bob,
Ace here, I´m not entirley sure what you have been sent without having a foto. But not to worry, we can either give you 50% refund or send you some of our Jardalla, The listing Ketama hash simply refers to hashish that comes from ketama which the one you were sent does. When we prepare the hash to ship we roll it into thin sheets, Perhaps the issue is that it was a piece that was pre rolled the day before and dried out a bit. Or maybe one of our packagers accidentally added one of the other hashs to the order.

We can offer you 50% refund or a reship of the new Jardallah (I´ll ensure its from a freshly opened egg.)

ACE

Message 4: From me
Hi there, Scurvy, I'll go for the Jardella, that's usually from nice fresh individual nuggets, which is what I was after, Ill include my address again just to be sure, many thanks, bobhope333

"My address removed for obvious reasons"

Message 5: From Scurvy

Hi,
No problem, we have an FE policy on all re-ships, if you havn´t already done so FE the old order once i can confirm the address and the new hash will be on its way.
ACE    12 days    read
delete

Message 6 From Scurvy:

The Scurvy Crew(98)    Hi,
I see the product is neither ijn res centreor in outstanding orders, I´ll have t let TB deal with it, She will be online shortly, in the meantime package is ready for shipment once she gives the OK, or not.
ACE    12 days    read
delete

Messsage 7 From me

Hi there, did that straight away, cheers, looking forward to ordering some of that Bayer opium when it turns up!!    12 days    read
delete

Message8 From Scurvy
Hi,
OK I´ll send the Jardellah, just to be sure It will not arrive as eggs. they are impossible to get though customs, we remove the plastic and steam them so they are pliable then we roll them flat almost cardboard thin, to fit in a mailing bag, if what you are expecting is eggs then there is the problem.
Still waiting for the OK from trashbox,

In the mean time please confirm the amount you ordered last time
ACE
   12 days    read
delete

Message 9: From me
bobhope333    Hi, it was 5g, cheers, bobhope333    11 days    read
delete




11 days on  and nothing since I FE'd as in the agreement for a reship- no more correspondence, nothing!!!!

As regards the images, I still have them, have managed to strip them of metadata, but have spent all blasted evening trying to work out how I host them onto a tor image hoster without jeopardizing my own security- at this point I give up on it.
Now I'm a pretty patient chap, but this has been going on for too long now- I would like some indication of what is happening here!!! This has taught me a valuable lesson- just stick with the vendors you've used before- I only went with these lot because someone said it was better than the weed some Danes were offering! Oh well! Lets see what the outcome is!

Oh yes, just for any doubters as I understand their are plenty scumbags on here who would try any trick to get their drugs for free, here are my stats:

Total transactions: 101
Total spent: ฿564.59
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 31, 2013, 10:16 pm
Just switch all of your listings to stealth and PM to us that actually give as much of a fuck as you guys do.  TSC 4 Ever ;)
TinyDot

This man has the right idea :)

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Zooted on March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm
I just wanted to stop off in this thread and say that you are in good hands ordering with TSC.  Communication, shipping speed, stealth, etc.  Don't hesitate.  Oh and did I mention their stealth is awesome?  I am in the US, for the record.

Thanks TSC.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on March 31, 2013, 11:38 pm
Yeah, serious props on the quality as well.
It was the first hash I'd ever tried and I think I'm spoiled for life. I would KILL (well, maybe not kill) to try their opium. I can only hope it becomes available again.

Sigh. Such a wonderful vendor. Fuck haters, go stealth if ya need to <3
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 01, 2013, 04:10 am
FREE DRUG CONTEST!!!

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=140643.0

 :-* :-* :-*
TB
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 01, 2013, 04:33 am
From the "Best Opium on the Silk Road" thread  8)  (Link: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?action=post;quote=961598;topic=52684.120)

I recently got some O from TSC and I just wanted to say that they were great to deal with.  Very fast shipping, quality stealth and great looking product.  I used a method similar to the hot knife with a titanium skillet and vaped roughly .3 over the course of about 4-5 hits.  Being my first time with opiates in general (meaning 0 tolerance), I didn't have any idea what to expect so I waited a few minutes between hits to make sure I didn't overdo it.  After the last hit I still wasnt feeling much of anything.  I have to add also that I had been smoking weed pretty much all day.  More specifically I had been smoking glass shatter BHO all day and was pretty damn high.  Is it possible that I could have been too high from the THC to feel the effects of the Opium?  It smells lovely and looks very comparable to pictures I have seen of high quality opium.  I can only think that it must be me or my method of intake.  Should I try eating some?  Any tips would be appreciated.  Also thanks again TSC, I would definitely order with you all again.

Really I can´t say for certain the combined affects, or the lack of effects of opium if you are stoned, as I neither smoke hash or weed... What I do know however is if you are really high on opium you would know about it, unless your being pumped full of phenobarbital and fentatyl..
The confusion may come here. some people like to get gradually high, subtly if you will, using a pipe or small hot knife, will slowly increase the effects from a subtle buzz to full out mashed over the course of an afternoon... Me personally I like to skip the middle bit and just be totally obliterated. When I hot knife I use a half gram, very hot (red) butter knife, 2 litre soda bottle with the fat end cut off and upturned sauce pan or other flat metal object. When i put the knife down to the opium I get plumes and plumes of smoke. I push down hard  the smoke is so dense that i always get the urge to cough. however after 3 hits, the half gram is nothing but black charcoal and I can barley stand...
I would say, having never really smoked weed or hash to any degree that no matter how high you are on either, if you do as me and smoke like that you will feel it, it will overpower or at least noticeably add to any other buzz.
However, if you put a 1/10 of a g in a pipe and puff away every 10 minutes you will probably not get an effect you will notice over hash for a good long while, bear in mind it is cumulative. Sober however, smoking from a pipe does give you a nice subtle high that you can still do stuff on...

When I smoke it my hotknife way the only thing I can do is dribble, stare and attempt to non verbally communicate.

So here I think the key is how you ingest the stuff. My aim is to get as much into my blood stream in as short a possible time. That relates to me inhaling the most amount of smoke, as quickly and repeatedly as possible and holding it in for the longest amount of time.

Now you´ve all given me the urge to smoke, so you probs wont hear from me till tmoz.

But take my advice! Upturn a kettle or sourcepan so you have a flat hard metal surface. cut the bottom (fat end) off a 2 litre soda bottle and make a little knoock for you to slide the knife in on the fat side. wait for the knife tip to start glowing red hot. Put the 2 litre soda bottle fat end, around the opium ball on the pan so it makes a good seal apart from the knook you cut out. when the knife is red red red, clide it in the knoock and squish down your opium ball and hear it make the wierdest of noises, put your lips on the drinking end and inhale slowly but deeply, 1 second before you stop inhaling take the knife off the ball so you get all the good smoke in that bottle inside ya. Helps to close your eyes for the last bit. Then count in your head, something to occupy your mind so you forget your holding your breath, when you totally need to breath then breathe out, place the knife on the fire and repeat. with a 1/4g you should be able to smoke all of it in three hits if the knife is the correct temp. so that means no brown or orange or black goo on the flat metal surface, only the charred dead remains of one sad gram of opium...


Hope this helps. if you would like a pictoral I can take a few snaps on my next smoke...

ACE

Dude, you all are too legit.  Thanks to you and TB for the thorough responses!  After reading what you both had to say I am confident that I just wasn't going with enough gusto.  I have a titanium skillet that I heated up until it was glowing and I also had the plastic bottle to aid in channeling.  Where I messed up was just dropping the O onto the skillet.  This resulted in about 3-4 seconds of reaction with no vapor and then a stream of vapor lasting about 10 seconds.  I think that using more and mashing it into the skillet to force heat in quicker will definitely be more effective.  I will try this out in the next few days and report back to this thread.  Thank you both again for taking the time to break it down for me.  You all are really taking customer satisfaction to the next level, anyone looking to buy some O take note!!!  TSC is handling business.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: onionologist on April 01, 2013, 02:34 pm
It's assholes like the ones mentioned on the prior pages that has made me not want to vend on SR.

Ya there are a lot of cool cats out there, but one or two pricks can be louder and more vocal than all of your best customers combined. It sucks! I feel for you TSC.

Bunch of shit. So here is some +1 to all you kick ass peeps on this page and back one. (not ALL of you, you know who you are ;0) )

Peace all.


-onion-
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 02, 2013, 04:11 am
Just switch all of your listings to stealth and PM to us that actually give as much of a fuck as you guys do.  TSC 4 Ever ;)
TinyDot

This man has the right idea :)

Damn right ;) and wtf to whoever -1'd me :-[ :-\ :'( :'(...I was +2/-1 now Im -2...haters be hatin :( anyway thats enough of me caring about that..so hell ya TSC I see the Bayer is finally up!  I am hoping to get some of this soon as the first Op. I got was great  ;D  (crosses fingers that it will still be around a week from today)
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on April 02, 2013, 05:22 am
Just switch all of your listings to stealth and PM to us that actually give as much of a fuck as you guys do.  TSC 4 Ever ;)
TinyDot

This man has the right idea :)

Damn right ;) and wtf to whoever -1'd me :-[ :-\ :'( :'(...I was +2/-1 now Im -2...haters be hatin :( anyway thats enough of me caring about that..so hell ya TSC I see the Bayer is finally up!  I am hoping to get some of this soon as the first Op. I got was great  ;D  (crosses fingers that it will still be around a week from today)
TinyDot

Well I gave ya a +1 to help offset that loss, TinyDot. You got it right!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 02, 2013, 09:46 am

Damn right ;) and wtf to whoever -1'd me :-[ :-\ :'( :'(...I was +2/-1 now Im -2...haters be hatin :( anyway thats enough of me caring about that..so hell ya TSC I see the Bayer is finally up!  I am hoping to get some of this soon as the first Op. I got was great  ;D  (crosses fingers that it will still be around a week from today)
TinyDot

+1 k  True, haterzzz gun hate, but lovers (me) will love you harder  ???


Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: klm2233 on April 02, 2013, 10:46 am
Hey TrashBox!

Sent you pm days before.  Could you please be so kind to write back? Would be very nice ;-)

one love
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 02, 2013, 07:11 pm
+1 k  True, haterzzz gun hate, but lovers (me) will love you harder  ???

**Giggle** 
Thanks TB I needed that...and to you and Zip thanks for the + karma...loverz luv more than haterz can eva hate! ;D ;) :-X
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: klm2233 on April 02, 2013, 07:42 pm
+1 k  True, haterzzz gun hate, but lovers (me) will love you harder  ???

**Giggle** 
Thanks TB I needed that...and to you and Zip thanks for the + karma...loverz luv more than haterz can eva hate! ;D ;) :-X
TinyDot

also a +karma from me ;-)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on April 02, 2013, 11:19 pm
Spread the love, people. We gotta be the light shining in a whole lotta dark <3
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on April 03, 2013, 12:07 am
got a g of the weekend boredom kit/temple ball......that has to be
mixed with the bayer opium...because it was fantastic!!! smoked about .2-.3 in
a pipe and that opium hit really nice!! i would have to agree that this is definitely the best
opium on silk road! period!! gotta grab some more before it runs out......
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on April 03, 2013, 06:52 am

TSC my g's!!

so, i finally got to smoke the bayer O.. and.. holy Tesla's coil!!
i made an O pipe way back in the day, but long story short, i bought the next best thing.. a meth pipe.. oooweee!!
the pops and i killed about half a g over the course of a day.. and, yea.. wow!!

i'm gonna go ahead and say right now, that their claim of:

~ Highest Quality Bayer (fresh from the Pharmy’s fields, surely they don’t need it all) *Caution* This opium is genetically modified for a much higher morphine content. Please be cautious and DO NOT USE if you are new to opiates.

is some serious shit you NEED to understand, and NOT take lightly!! i've smoked homegrown poppies, but nothing like this!! and thought i was some tough guy ripping it up.. dude, i was fucking GLUED to that couch!! this shit had an 'ol time hippie giggling like a school girl!! i was dying laughing!! stoned as hell!!

ok, so now the review!! lol  ;D

communication: (5/5) yea, i'm not even gonna go there.. TSC nuff said!!

shipping/ packaging: (5/5) blended in perfectly, with a BOMB printed label.. multiple vac sealed mylar.. from order to delivery, a total of 10 days.. this is over the pond, so i'm more than ok with 10 days!! hell yes!!

product: (5/5) a beautiful marble color with a rich earthly smell.. gorgeous!! it smoked so easy in a meth pipe (new of course).. and cannot emphasize enough of it's stellar quality!! stoney doesn't do it any justice!!

overall: (5/5) MAD props TSC!! Fuck bayer.. hypocritic scum!! you are officially 'the shit'!! Rock on you crazy crazies you!! a very fuckin stoked murderface!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on April 03, 2013, 09:08 am

TSC my g's!!

so, i finally got to smoke the bayer O.. and.. holy Tesla's coil!!
i made an O pipe way back in the day, but long story short, i bought the next best thing.. a meth pipe.. oooweee!!
the pops and i killed about half a g over the course of a day.. and, yea.. wow!!

i'm gonna go ahead and say right now, that their claim of:

~ Highest Quality Bayer (fresh from the Pharmy’s fields, surely they don’t need it all) *Caution* This opium is genetically modified for a much higher morphine content. Please be cautious and DO NOT USE if you are new to opiates.

is some serious shit you NEED to understand, and NOT take lightly!! i've smoked homegrown poppies, but nothing like this!! and thought i was some tough guy ripping it up.. dude, i was fucking GLUED to that couch!! this shit had an 'ol time hippie giggling like a school girl!! i was dying laughing!! stoned as hell!!

ok, so now the review!! lol  ;D

communication: (5/5) yea, i'm not even gonna go there.. TSC nuff said!!

shipping/ packaging: (5/5) blended in perfectly, with a BOMB printed label.. multiple vac sealed mylar.. from order to delivery, a total of 10 days.. this is over the pond, so i'm more than ok with 10 days!! hell yes!!

product: (5/5) a beautiful marble color with a rich earthly smell.. gorgeous!! it smoked so easy in a meth pipe (new of course).. and cannot emphasize enough of it's stellar quality!! stoney doesn't do it any justice!!

overall: (5/5) MAD props TSC!! Fuck bayer.. hypocritic scum!! you are officially 'the shit'!! Rock on you crazy crazies you!! a very fuckin stoked murderface!!

Ahhh murderface!
I was about to go to sleep but I saw your review...and I must say sir, I am quite jealous that you got to try the wonderful Bayer! Glad to know it's as wonderful as I thought it might be haha. Great review, as always.

:)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on April 03, 2013, 10:30 am
can I put my (not cooked) opium in a balloon vaporizer? What is the boiling point of Opium?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: dothedamnthing on April 03, 2013, 11:07 am
Edit:  Weird. Dude's posts just disappeared. ???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on April 05, 2013, 01:47 am
Edit:  Weird. Dude's posts just disappeared. ???

whose?

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: dothedamnthing on April 05, 2013, 01:54 am
Edit:  Weird. Dude's posts just disappeared. ???

whose?

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.

Some guy was saying he couldn't find TSC on the main site and I posted that they were in stealth mode. Looked in this thread a little bit later on and his posts were gone.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on April 05, 2013, 02:37 am
Edit:  Weird. Dude's posts just disappeared. ???

whose?

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.

Some guy was saying he couldn't find TSC on the main site and I posted that they were in stealth mode. Looked in this thread a little bit later on and his posts were gone.

No problem. Thought it was that troll on this thread, Scotland Yard or whatever his name is. That's all right then, mate.

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bobhope333 on April 05, 2013, 12:59 pm
can I put my (not cooked) opium in a balloon vaporizer? What is the boiling point of Opium?
The first boiling takes place in a large vat with water, the scum from the top being skimmed off- this is to remove vegetable matter and to purify it. The cooking you are referring to, I think, is when you are finally going to smoke it (some tribes do this some don't, depending on the design of their pipe, the chinese put a small ball on a skewer and gently heat it over their specialized oil lamp, turning it and as the moisture sweats out, they wipe it off on a bit of corn husk or similar absorbent material. This makes it less runny when they place it in the rim around the small whole in their ceramic or jade pipe bowl, also it concentrates the active elements of opium, the Chinese made it into an art form, technically they are fractionally distilling the opium fumes within the bowl, which can then be removed from the saddle and the remains scrapped out- these are very potent as they contain a lot of morphine, poorer people can'/could buy this (yen pox, I think it was called, but it was very detrimental to the health, all smokers add a small amount back into their opium, but the richer or more astute strictly regulated how much they used.
Sorry missed the other question- from googling it- have no idea myself, it appears to be about 80°C- that is why you should never boil when cooking heroin, similarly with opium, too much heat deteriorates the quality, that is why the chinese oil lamp plays such a crucial roll in concentrating the heat with it's short funnel, providing the optimum temp.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: appletnj on April 06, 2013, 05:31 pm
One of my first orders here on the road, decided to go for their opium and sativa hash and was not disappointed. Took 6 days to arrive in the UK, it was a Saturday morning and I had been on coke the night before so to hear the parcels arrive through the letter box was a thing of beauty!!

The quality of the opium (not Bayer) was magnificent, really rich colour with hints of red, strong smell and a really good effect that lasted for ages - it instantly took away that horrible feeling from the night before. I have since bought opium for a cheaper price off another vendor and was not impressed, in fact I don't even think it was opium. So my advice would be to pay that little bit extra and get it from TSC!!

Their hash is also spot on and was well worth the money. All in all this vendor provided great comms, well packaged items - totally secure, and perfect quality products - a true professional that was a real pleasure to deal with - thank you!!!! :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 06, 2013, 09:13 pm
it was a Saturday morning and I had been on coke the night before so to hear the parcels arrive through the letter box was a thing of beauty!!


Omg, I LOLed hard at "thing of beauty". I know the feeling... the only cure to a coke hangover is MORE DRUGS  8)

AWESOMEnessssss! Thanks for the great review and kind words :) Looking forward to your business in the future :) Customers like YOU are the BEST!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: appletnj on April 06, 2013, 11:47 pm
it was a Saturday morning and I had been on coke the night before so to hear the parcels arrive through the letter box was a thing of beauty!!


Omg, I LOLed hard at "thing of beauty". I know the feeling... the only cure to a coke hangover is MORE DRUGS  8)

AWESOMEnessssss! Thanks for the great review and kind words :) Looking forward to your business in the future :) Customers like YOU are the BEST!!!

Thanks TrashBox - You know it make sense!!! Will be back soon  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 08, 2013, 12:50 am
Helloooo loves

FYI to those who placed an order Thursday or after....

With the withdrawal system being down,  our funds were unavailable for a few days and we couldn't restock in time for the orders placed towards the end of the week. All is sorted now and packs will go out first thing Monday morning :)

OKEY DOKEY SMOKEYs  :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraday Cosmonaut on April 08, 2013, 08:57 pm
hi TB!!! 8)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: RobertMcLure on April 10, 2013, 07:39 pm
So, i received 2 perfectly packaged and labeled letters in my drop off yesterday, well vacuum packed, and non-feelable from outside. even when opening it, the content isnt obvious first sight, really nice. one of the best packages i received so far. of course, like always, not bulletproof ... if one wants to find it, one gonna find it. (i tell this since some decriptions of perfect stealth here in SR brought me to wild fantasies when being a beginner here, which showed to be  unreaslistic. informational purpose ;) still, great packaging, seems 100% legit. no smell of course.


well, after working through the package, lets go to the more interesting stuff, the  content ....... the 3 types of hash i just purchased by the nice guys of scurvey crew, to get a test of the best! 3g ketama hash, 4h pakistan pollen, 5g new sativa hash sample.

Ketama: the first appearance was awesome. it was the first vacuumseal that i opened, and after weighing it (correct weight), i knew its the ketama. the hash was a nice, shiny flat piece of pure trichome love. the texture of the plasticseal was pushed deep into the hash just from vacuumsealing it, so you could see how soft that hash was at its origin. due to the cold temperatures here, it remained quite solid first. after touching it first time with a bit fire of the lighter (for testing purposes), some HUGE bubbles expanded towards me. awesome. i immediately took the fire off, since it seemed to melt away rapidly if not. the smell was rather soft, and delicate, leaving me an idea of some really clean, high quality product of highest grade. as so was the hit: having spread a good amount of pure ketama hash in my pipe, i could see the hash literally melting away, some good milimeters down the head of the pipe, in the same time expanding in lots of huge bubbles,  just to fuse then all together and form one ball of glowing, spongy ash. WHAT a hash! the smoke was quite smooth, delicate in its taste, very soft, seemingly very clean, and made me no cough at all. after followed a beautiful, crystal clear sativa high, which provided me an incredible amount of insight, with a feeling of slight peace, a peaceful, not exagerated happyness, which was just relaxing. really intelligent high. not locking me at all. very smooth, highest quality hash, with the true love of pure cannabis sativa.

pakistan pollen: i opened up this package second, and expected it first to be the new quality sativa hash, since it was looking so oily, and dark as well. trying to bend it a bit, it broke in a smaller piece (due to - degress in the mailbox), which brought me to the idea it might be the pollen. this seconded itself after weighing it, which was slightly overweight. i was suprised, for a pollen its really dark, you can nearly see some pieces in it, and after putting a bit of fire at it, it bubbled nicely, realising a quite spicy smell the same time. preparing the pipe later, the hash had a really nice texture, really like pollen, but i really enjoyed its dark and rich looking color. i smoked it later in the night, and it turned out to be a really smooth smoke, while inhaling, with a rich taste, reminding of pollen taste. good quality, realxing, nice, more indica like high.smooth and couchable. really pleasurous and tasteful to smoke.


the new sativa high quality hash:
so here comes the interesting part, the comparison and review of the new highest quality sativa hash. the plaque looked more like the ketama hash, a bit darker, and a slightly more oily appearance. obvious was its much stronger and darker smell, when opening the package, this one as last. when putting fire to it, the hash started to bubble quite decently and strong as expected, but not that much as seen with the ketama. the smell released was intense, and of fresh pure hash with hints of spices and earthy musky notes, but more of a smell that i recognise before from other hash varieties of upper class. preparing a pipe, the hash had a nice, beautiful fresh texture, sticky, a bit oily, really appearing top notch. lighting up the pipe, the hash remained much more solid then the brother ketama, but still bubbled nicely. the taste was, as expected from its appearance before, much stronger and hashier then that of the ketama. again, the taste reminded me of before smoked, highclass hashs. the smoke was very thick, and sweetish, and not as lighty as of the ketama. then came the high: boom! a very intense wave of thc madness came over me, feeling closely as when a strong psychedelic trip would be about to start, lights started to shiver and be way more intense, the whole room became a very intense place of its impression on me, the energy in the experience was quite blasting. the effect seemed really strong for the amount of hash i put, thus, the effect seemed more hammering, and not that transcending and clear-headed as the ketama. the hash left me with a beautiful, long-lasting relaxed couchfeeling, that made me sleep a good hour of the afternoon..

to compare the new high quality sativa hash, and the ketama sativa hash, i have to say, i personally prefer the ketama.
its more delicate,  soft sweet taste and apperance, its clear and clean smoke, and its highly-elevated headhigh make it a smoothly light, and meanwhile superior hash for me. a true sativa delicatesse.
thus, the new quality hash, is a pure and beautiful good, tasteful hash for everybody who prefers the more intense variety, with strong, thick smoke,  sweet taste and a hammering that is well strong in my experience, giving you a good amount of head high while releasing you into a massive relaxed couchlock the same time.



great stuff scurvy crew, as well i liked a lot working with you guys and guls' together, since your troop seems pretty cool. nice!

going to put up another order as soon as possible, to get the hands on some more of the ketama, while looking forward to my first opium eva by you!


big thanks from northern europe, you brought me lots of pleasure.

Thanks for that review dude! most detailed. remind us on your next order and we will ad on 20%

Hey ScurveyCrew, just popped in my next order,

is this offer from you still valid?

Best greets! :)
Title: Re: New Sellers - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and awesomeness thread
Post by: TrashBox on April 10, 2013, 10:18 pm
So, i received 2 perfectly packaged and labeled letters in my drop off yesterday, well vacuum packed, and non-feelable from outside. even when opening it, the content isnt obvious first sight, really nice. one of the best packages i received so far. of course, like always, not bulletproof ... if one wants to find it, one gonna find it. (i tell this since some decriptions of perfect stealth here in SR brought me to wild fantasies when being a beginner here, which showed to be  unreaslistic. informational purpose ;) still, great packaging, seems 100% legit. no smell of course.


well, after working through the package, lets go to the more interesting stuff, the  content ....... the 3 types of hash i just purchased by the nice guys of scurvey crew, to get a test of the best! 3g ketama hash, 4h pakistan pollen, 5g new sativa hash sample.

Ketama: the first appearance was awesome. it was the first vacuumseal that i opened, and after weighing it (correct weight), i knew its the ketama. the hash was a nice, shiny flat piece of pure trichome love. the texture of the plasticseal was pushed deep into the hash just from vacuumsealing it, so you could see how soft that hash was at its origin. due to the cold temperatures here, it remained quite solid first. after touching it first time with a bit fire of the lighter (for testing purposes), some HUGE bubbles expanded towards me. awesome. i immediately took the fire off, since it seemed to melt away rapidly if not. the smell was rather soft, and delicate, leaving me an idea of some really clean, high quality product of highest grade. as so was the hit: having spread a good amount of pure ketama hash in my pipe, i could see the hash literally melting away, some good milimeters down the head of the pipe, in the same time expanding in lots of huge bubbles,  just to fuse then all together and form one ball of glowing, spongy ash. WHAT a hash! the smoke was quite smooth, delicate in its taste, very soft, seemingly very clean, and made me no cough at all. after followed a beautiful, crystal clear sativa high, which provided me an incredible amount of insight, with a feeling of slight peace, a peaceful, not exagerated happyness, which was just relaxing. really intelligent high. not locking me at all. very smooth, highest quality hash, with the true love of pure cannabis sativa.

pakistan pollen: i opened up this package second, and expected it first to be the new quality sativa hash, since it was looking so oily, and dark as well. trying to bend it a bit, it broke in a smaller piece (due to - degress in the mailbox), which brought me to the idea it might be the pollen. this seconded itself after weighing it, which was slightly overweight. i was suprised, for a pollen its really dark, you can nearly see some pieces in it, and after putting a bit of fire at it, it bubbled nicely, realising a quite spicy smell the same time. preparing the pipe later, the hash had a really nice texture, really like pollen, but i really enjoyed its dark and rich looking color. i smoked it later in the night, and it turned out to be a really smooth smoke, while inhaling, with a rich taste, reminding of pollen taste. good quality, realxing, nice, more indica like high.smooth and couchable. really pleasurous and tasteful to smoke.


the new sativa high quality hash:
so here comes the interesting part, the comparison and review of the new highest quality sativa hash. the plaque looked more like the ketama hash, a bit darker, and a slightly more oily appearance. obvious was its much stronger and darker smell, when opening the package, this one as last. when putting fire to it, the hash started to bubble quite decently and strong as expected, but not that much as seen with the ketama. the smell released was intense, and of fresh pure hash with hints of spices and earthy musky notes, but more of a smell that i recognise before from other hash varieties of upper class. preparing a pipe, the hash had a nice, beautiful fresh texture, sticky, a bit oily, really appearing top notch. lighting up the pipe, the hash remained much more solid then the brother ketama, but still bubbled nicely. the taste was, as expected from its appearance before, much stronger and hashier then that of the ketama. again, the taste reminded me of before smoked, highclass hashs. the smoke was very thick, and sweetish, and not as lighty as of the ketama. then came the high: boom! a very intense wave of thc madness came over me, feeling closely as when a strong psychedelic trip would be about to start, lights started to shiver and be way more intense, the whole room became a very intense place of its impression on me, the energy in the experience was quite blasting. the effect seemed really strong for the amount of hash i put, thus, the effect seemed more hammering, and not that transcending and clear-headed as the ketama. the hash left me with a beautiful, long-lasting relaxed couchfeeling, that made me sleep a good hour of the afternoon..

to compare the new high quality sativa hash, and the ketama sativa hash, i have to say, i personally prefer the ketama.
its more delicate,  soft sweet taste and apperance, its clear and clean smoke, and its highly-elevated headhigh make it a smoothly light, and meanwhile superior hash for me. a true sativa delicatesse.
thus, the new quality hash, is a pure and beautiful good, tasteful hash for everybody who prefers the more intense variety, with strong, thick smoke,  sweet taste and a hammering that is well strong in my experience, giving you a good amount of head high while releasing you into a massive relaxed couchlock the same time.



great stuff scurvy crew, as well i liked a lot working with you guys and guls' together, since your troop seems pretty cool. nice!

going to put up another order as soon as possible, to get the hands on some more of the ketama, while looking forward to my first opium eva by you!


big thanks from northern europe, you brought me lots of pleasure.

Thanks for that review dude! most detailed. remind us on your next order and we will ad on 20%

Hey ScurveyCrew, just popped in my next order,

is this offer from you still valid?

Best greets! :)

Of course! Ace says so, you got it!!!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: RobertMcLure on April 11, 2013, 11:59 am
<3

awesome shit. can't believe i 'won' something.

a crew with <3, thats fun.

big up gals & boys!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on April 12, 2013, 12:55 am
finally got some o that bayer exclusive..... and holy shit that is some really good opium!!
they are not kidding at all!! so i chased about maybe .2 and the only thing i have been able to
do since then is walk around every room in my house with a shit eating grin plastered to my face!
finally sunk into the sofa. now all i need is a snuggie and some weed! ha
anyway really good stuff i have to say!! well done TSC! (my favorite vendor on the road)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 12, 2013, 01:47 am
finally got some o that bayer exclusive..... and holy shit that is some really good opium!!
they are not kidding at all!! so i chased about maybe .2 and the only thing i have been able to
do since then is walk around every room in my house with a shit eating grin plastered to my face!
finally sunk into the sofa. now all i need is a snuggie and some weed! ha
anyway really good stuff i have to say!! well done TSC! (my favorite vendor on the road)

OMG... hahaha. Bootsiezzzz  ;D we would have sooooo much fun together! I am all about the snuggie, yo  :P

Honored to be your favorite vendor   8)  Thanks  :-* :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 12, 2013, 09:24 pm
 8) 8) ;D ;D

I recently got a chance to order some of the Bayer as well as a nice size order of the Ketama.  The overall order went well, with good communication from TSC regarding a question I had and of course the stealth was good as before :-X :-X

The Bayer Opium has to be the strongest opium I have ever tried hands down.  I would say it is about twice as strong as the regular opium TSC offers as I tried a .06 bit in the pipe and was pleasantly uplifted into warm euphoria for about an hour.  The same effect with the regular opium was achieved at about .120 for me.  Later I infused a .110 chunk of the ketama hash I had ordered with a .120 chunk of the Bayer (it was easy, just warmed em both up with me hand and rolled them together then pressed and rolled and pressed) and put the little blob in my pipe and about smoked myself silly :o ::) :P.  To quote Pink Floyd, I was feeling "comfortably numb" but in the best possible way :)  Now in regards to the price,  I would say this is also the most expensive opium I have ever purchased as well.  It is definitely good stuff but I have to keep this hidden for special occasions.  I think 4/20 will be very fun this year ;)  Speaking of are you guys going to do any super awesome hash sales for the coming holiday? 

Thanks again for another awesome transaction
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 12, 2013, 10:49 pm

 I think 4/20 will be very fun this year ;)  Speaking of are you guys going to do any super awesome hash sales for the coming holiday? 

What is this holiday? 420? nahhhh, never heard of it  :P  :-X :-* :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 13, 2013, 04:34 am

 I think 4/20 will be very fun this year ;)  Speaking of are you guys going to do any super awesome hash sales for the coming holiday? 

What is this holiday? 420? nahhhh, never heard of it  :P  :-X :-* :-*

I call shenanigans on that answer missy! :P ::) ;D ;D  Lol..anyway I hope you guys do have some kind of kick ass hash sale (holiday or not ;) ::))..also  I shared some of the Bayer with a few friends of mine and to quote one of them "this is like the Rolls Royce of opium" and I must agree...simply luxurious :-* Oh and hell yes this stuff is strong!  Me and 3 of my pals smoked about a .2g size chunk on a little herb between the 4 of us and everyone was quiet blown away ;D 8) 8)
Thanks again TSC
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on April 13, 2013, 06:11 am
Just crashing this thread while waiting for pizza to arrive. And b/c I feel like it. If trolls can do it, I can do it lol! 8)

Well done to TSC sliding into the TOP 10% VENDORS...... Oh fucking yeah baby! :-* :-*

Quote from: The Scurvy Crew - Vendor's page SR m
has been a member for 3 months
was last seen: today
ranked in the top 9% of sellers with 98.2% positive feedback from more than 300 transactions
has 378 fans

Uh huh. Pretend vendors take note....  ;) *cough* ::)

Much love TrashBox and TSC.... ::) :-*

Piece, Love and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 13, 2013, 07:36 am
Just crashing this thread while waiting for pizza to arrive. And b/c I feel like it. If trolls can do it, I can do it lol! 8)

Well done to TSC sliding into the TOP 10% VENDORS...... Oh fucking yeah baby! :-* :-*

Quote from: The Scurvy Crew - Vendor's page SR m
has been a member for 3 months
was last seen: today
ranked in the top 9% of sellers with 98.2% positive feedback from more than 300 transactions
has 378 fans

Uh huh. Pretend vendors take note....  ;) *cough* ::)

Much love TrashBox and TSC.... ::) :-*

Piece, Love and Fuck Haters.

RAZZY MUFFIN <3  :-* :-*
Thank you for the congratulations and for quoting our  :o stats!  you can CRASH this thread N E time,  baby ::)

Also, pizza sounds so gooooood right now, mmm... i am stizzooonnedddd (it's friday night, i'm allowed)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Razorspyne on April 14, 2013, 11:44 pm
Aww thank you TrashBox ::) Nice work you guys!! You don;t fuck around. Also... TraaaashBooox muffin, you always seem to be

i am stizzooonnedddd (it's friday night, i'm allowed)

he he, always cracks me up lol,  YOU ARE  A L W A Y S  stizzooonnedddd........            ::)           ::)           :-*           ::)           ::)

Keep up the good reviews everyone, I love reading them!! (Lol, "Luke Skywalker I hate that movie" or some shit! ha ha! :D ) Hey, PROPER reviews!!!! ::)

Piece, Love, and Fuck Haters.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on April 19, 2013, 01:40 pm
Hey people!!

ACE here. Nice to see you all enjoying our new stock of Bayer opium. Theres only about 10 or so g left. With opium season starting in about a month I will be going out to work the fields for two or three weeks or so. The benefits are we are expecting to yield around 1 kilo of Bayer opium and about 2 kilos of normal opium. So you can expect to see a heavy reduction in price and higher quantity listings like our hash. 

In other news:

· We have restocked our Marroc sativa hashish, this new batch is of superb quality.

· Check out our new ketamine listings, I will be putting them up shortly.

· We will be announcing our 4/20 SALE shortly, stay tuned to get your hands on some of the best hash on the road

· Me and TB would love to hear your thoughts on providing prepared or cooked Bayer opium to our listings. The procedure to purify this opium removes much of the plant matter and leaves a very high concentration of alkaloids. My thoughts are if we did this with the Bayer we would be providing a very high quality product of great potency. With the reductions in price for the opium I think we could probably match the current Bayer price gram for gram.

· to the tool that left 4/5 feedback after smoking 1/2 g on tin foil.. Please don´t buy our products if you havn´t got the intelligence to use them. If smoked on tin foil you will likely  end up heating the opium too much and killing off the Alkaloids. Please hotkinife or use a vaporizer so that you can control the heat. No direct flame,  and if you must use tinfoil please keep the flame well away from the foil, no touching. Aight?

Happy Roading!
ACE & TB
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 19, 2013, 10:31 pm
s-isomer KETAMINE listing is up!!!

Link: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/230ff2ceff

Stay tuned for our 420 HASH SALE

:-* :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: rosannebar on April 19, 2013, 10:59 pm
Am staying tuned.   The pug and snails are staying tuned as well.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 20, 2013, 12:01 am


Stay tuned for our 420 HASH SALE

:-* :-*

Im tuned in with bitcoins at the ready me matey! Ahar har har!!  8) ;) ;D

Also I just realized this is my 69th post! so... :P :-* :-X (lol)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 20, 2013, 03:16 am


Stay tuned for our 420 HASH SALE

:-* :-*

Im tuned in with bitcoins at the ready me matey! Ahar har har!!  8) ;) ;D

Also I just realized this is my 69th post! so... :P :-* :-X (lol)

TinyDot

Dearest HottiePaTottieDot and the rest of yous,

Seems SR is down for maintenance. Aren't the hackers too stoned to hack? JK, dunno what's happening but here is a link to DPR's thread: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=150182.0

So this kinda puts our  420 sale on hold... so, ummm... keep staying  tuned   :P 

I am going to get STIZoned and watch 'Friday'... cuz it's FRIDAY, you know this MAN... and I ain't got no job... i ain't got no money... and i ain't got SHIT to do.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 20, 2013, 04:17 am


Stay tuned for our 420 HASH SALE

:-* :-*

Im tuned in with bitcoins at the ready me matey! Ahar har har!!  8) ;) ;D

Also I just realized this is my 69th post! so... :P :-* :-X (lol)

TinyDot

Dearest HottiePaTottieDot and the rest of yous,

Seems SR is down for maintenance. Aren't the hackers too stoned to hack? JK, dunno what's happening but here is a link to DPR's thread: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=150182.0

So this kinda puts our  420 sale on hold... so, ummm... keep staying  tuned   :P 

I am going to get STIZoned and watch 'Friday'... cuz it's FRIDAY, you know this MAN... and I ain't got no job... i ain't got no money... and i ain't got SHIT to do.



LOL  I got a joint I been savin for a special occasion! ;) ;) :P

No worries I read up on that an hour ago.  My coins arrived about 10mins before the site went poof so hopefully just a small hiccup. Maybe by the time its back up bitcoin will have gone up a few bucks and then I can buy more sweet sweet goodies! ;D :o :P :-X :-X
Ahh hell..no more 69 posts :(  oh well..it was fun while it lasted :P
Seeya when the sites back up!
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: skeezoo8586 on April 20, 2013, 06:56 am
Question to TSC:
Could I just drop some (like .1 or .2 g) of your opium or bayer o in a cup of hot water and drink it like a tea? I know the smoke is delicious, i've only had opium on 1 occasion about 10 years ago and I'll always love that smell and taste but i'm afraid that I'll fuck it up or that someone will smell it on me. I def couldn't smoke in the house I live in now, which is probably where I would want to partake, latenight while housemates sleep. So tell me what u think.
Thank you!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: b0lixtrader on April 20, 2013, 07:00 am
You can't go outside and smoke it?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 20, 2013, 09:16 am
******************TSC's 420 HASH SALE****************

ALL TSC HASH $10/GRAM for the next, ohhhh, 24 hours-ish :P

Enjoy freak-a-leaks!!!

And, don't forget the old SR adage: never FE on 420 ;)


Update: SR was up for a bit and I managed to drop the price of the paki...now it's back down... so... stay tuned :/




Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 20, 2013, 01:56 pm
I think hopefully this time the site is up for good. so let's try again...

***HASH IS NOW ON SALE***
$10/g Ketama Sativa
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/94f9e4bb69

$10/g Paki :
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/a71aeb1003

New Listing  ***KETAMINE*** s-isomer and re-crystallized
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/230ff2ceff

Everyone who orders today can enter to win KETAMINE by placing their favorite 420 related movie/song/poem/quote in the addy box.  (please encrypt your addy, but NOT the quote). If you don't like ketamine you can do hash instead but make note in the addy box, as well.

We'll list our favorites and pick winners on Sunday... when all of you have a weed hangover  ???  yo shizzzzz will be sent out mOnDaY






Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: rosannebar on April 20, 2013, 05:56 pm
Took the plunge with T boxxx!     Could not afford everything so just went for 5 and 5 of both hash types :)

Really wanted to try the O,  but it wasn't on sale, and since I already live in a van by the river......  I can't afford to get crazy.

It is across the pond so,  fingers crossed here.    Thanks T boxxx.   
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on April 21, 2013, 02:59 am

5 and 5 of both!! you lucky duck!!

no finger crossing necessary.. i've had multiple orders over the pond all end in success!!
you are gonna be super stoked!! no worries!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: crackistan on April 21, 2013, 03:07 am
These guys are great. I got my gram of Bayer Opium on Wednesday. Smoked it all by Thursday night, but it was quite pleasant. I wish I did not have this huge tolerance from my fent patches. Doesn't help that I smoke instead of wear them, but it was great nonetheless.

I will buy more in the future. I smoked a bunch and then went and took my Calculus 3 exam. I think it went quite well overall. I tent to stress and spin my wheels, but the relaxation was kind of like I took a milligram of klonopin.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on April 21, 2013, 03:23 am
These guys are great. I got my gram of Bayer Opium on Wednesday. Smoked it all by Thursday night, but it was quite pleasant. I wish I did not have this huge tolerance from my fent patches. Doesn't help that I smoke instead of wear them, but it was great nonetheless.

I will buy more in the future. I smoked a bunch and then went and took my Calculus 3 exam. I think it went quite well overall. I tent to stress and spin my wheels, but the relaxation was kind of like I took a milligram of klonopin.

daaaaamm homie!!
that is some tolerance!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: skeezoo8586 on April 21, 2013, 06:19 am
You can't go outside and smoke it?

Not really, considering the visibility in the neighborhood and the suggested techniques for properly smoking opium. Is it worth it to get the Best Opium on SR or even Bayer just to make tea?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 21, 2013, 06:41 am
You can't go outside and smoke it?

Not really, considering the visibility in the neighborhood and the suggested techniques for properly smoking opium. Is it worth it to get the Best Opium on SR or even Bayer just to make tea?

Not sure why your so hung up on making tea.  Best thing to do in that situation would be to get the Bayer or regular if you do not already have a decent tolerance.  Take the gram and divide it into either 4 or 6 sections of equal weight (I'd say 8-10 but again the tolerance level will ultimately determine this). Basically you would take one of these small balls you rolled up (probably start with around .12-.15g for the Bayer, .2 for the regular) and just eat it.  You could mix it with food but that will decrease overall potency and length of effect.  If I was you I would take one of those lil balls about an hour before I wanted to start feeling really good and just make sure your somewhere safe and chill within 30-45min.  No mess, no "hey what ya doin w/ that weird glass pipe?!" or any worries about water or heat diluting the alkaloids before they hit your bloodstream and do their magic ;)  Also, after about an hour if your not where you wanna be then just eat another one or two until you find that right dosage.  Happy trails friend and I wish you the best of luck!
TinyDot

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: skeezoo8586 on April 21, 2013, 07:13 am
Oh, awesome, just eat it. Thanks. I wasn't sure if the alkaloids would be active without an extraction or something.

You're my first +1, TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 21, 2013, 08:26 am
Oh, awesome, just eat it. Thanks. I wasn't sure if the alkaloids would be active without an extraction or something.

You're my first +1, TinyDot

Awww...I was someones first ::) :P ;)  I hope it all works out as you want!  Check out a few other reviews on here (back maybe 2-4 pages?) as well as "the best opium on SR thread" re: eating it, as I believe there are some others who could give you better info re: eating it as well...I primarily stick to a simple pipe/vape type setup but have eaten opium before and quiet enjoyed it.  One thing is be careful...if you go over a "good" dose you will probably get sick and puke...better to work up then to puke your way down  :-[ :-[
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on April 21, 2013, 08:30 am
I think hopefully this time the site is up for good. so let's try again...

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$10/g Ketama Sativa
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New Listing  ***KETAMINE*** s-isomer and re-crystallized
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Everyone who orders today can enter to win KETAMINE by placing their favorite 420 related movie/song/poem/quote in the addy box.  (please encrypt your addy, but NOT the quote). If you don't like ketamine you can do hash instead but make note in the addy box, as well.

We'll list our favorites and pick winners on Sunday... when all of you have a weed hangover  ???  yo shizzzzz will be sent out mOnDaY


Damn Trash, I just placed an order with ya within the last couple hours for multiple products, can I somehow enter the contest?? How bout I message you for an entry? I'll try that., if it doesn't work. well, WTF, I tried.
Lookin forward to trying your gear...

Peace!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 21, 2013, 08:46 am

skeezoo, sorry i missed your first message about opium tea... i'd  blame it on the damn holiday, but i know i could never get away with that excuse with razzy on my back  ::)  Luckily  TD, murder and the boys go ur back YO

i love the opium tea idea... stick tea!! I TOTALLY get the appeal (and so does lena dunham). i have been trying to get someone to try it, but the fact of the matter is swallowing takes less time than boiling water (ain't nobody got time fo dat). and most of the info i have found on opium tea is for preparation with seeds. and then you can just use a coffee maker. so if your desired RoA is ingestion then do like TinyDot suggested and swallow that shizz :)

roseannebar~ bitch you CRAY up in here ;) don't you worry about a thing, baby... if it doesn't get to you (it will) i will personally go to florida... adopt a snail...... name her Felix........ stealthily attach opium to Felix using scotch tape....... and, finally, send Felix to deliver the opium to your VAN door, personally (snail-ally?)  :D  DEAL?

crakistan: LOL @ calculus exam... ummmm, ya serious? let us know how ya did  :)  :-*

88fxstc: if you got your orders in already you can still enter the contest, sure baby;)

Anyways my fellow stoney stoners, our 420 sale is officially over. Hope everyone enjoyed (got laid) on this very special holiday <33   
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bobhope333 on April 21, 2013, 09:52 am
You can't go outside and smoke it?

Not really, considering the visibility in the neighborhood and the suggested techniques for properly smoking opium. Is it worth it to get the Best Opium on SR or even Bayer just to make tea?
Actually, opium is far more active when eaten, than when smoked (it has a far greater bio-availability when taken orally- if you want to get all technical lol!). This is because not all the alkaloids can be smoked- the main one being morphine, the chinese always scraped their opium pipes- the resulting product was called "Yen Pox", and would be saved for eating after- it was very potent, I can't remember the exact figures, but I seem to remember it being 4 times more active when eaten, meaning you have to smoke 4 times as much to get the same effect as from eating it. I always used to dissolve it in some vodka (the Victorians called this Laudanum- it was immensly popular, lol, chemists in Britain used to keep a massive stock of it on the counter ready, it was said you could hear the screams from people who were unable to afford some in cities such as Glasgow). The other advantage of dissolving it in spirits is that it makes the absorption quicker and it also kills any amoebic dysentry that opium can be contaminated with (though this is more a problem with opium from India, Laos and other countries where it is endemic- not Spanish).
If you want to get the most from it, I urge you to take it orally, it will taste foul, in my experience (with Indian and Pakistani opium, the more bitter it tastes, the stronger it is, Rajasthani opium had an almost sweet taste to it, and was very weak, the same goes for heroin as for the more bitter, the stronger it will be! If you do smoke it, at least save any ash left and eat that as it will contain much of the morphine!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 21, 2013, 06:31 pm
I always used to dissolve it in some vodka (the Victorians called this Laudanum- it was immensly popular, lol, chemists in Britain used to keep a massive stock of it on the counter ready, it was said you could hear the screams from people who were unable to afford some in cities such as Glasgow). The other advantage of dissolving it in spirits is that it makes the absorption quicker and it also kills any amoebic dysentry that opium can be contaminated with (though this is more a problem with opium from India, Laos and other countries where it is endemic- not Spanish).

Oh snap I didnt even think about the Laudanum approach Bob!  Good thinkin! ;)  I will try that next time I get some of TSC's opium and let everyone know how it goes.  Never tried using alcohol to dissolve it before but it makes sense that it would be hella stronger as alcohol naturally enters the blood stream quiet quickly. You dissolve opiates in said alcohol and those too enter the blood stream much quicker (I believe this is whats known as the "synergistic effect").  If you really wanted to play with fire you could dissolve some opium in vodka then warm it then drink it-the added heat makes the absorption of the Laudanum mixture much much more quicker but can also be dangerous if you over consume (dont do that!).  Another RoA that's about as stealthy as you can get is through the back door.  Yea its gross but keep in mind your body absorbs chemicals directly to the bloodstream (thus bypassing the filtering of the liver) via the large intestine much more quickly than oral absorption (probably not as quick as smoking but waaay more intense). 
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: crackistan on April 21, 2013, 06:49 pm
Sorry to have to correct you on this, but plugging dope does not bypass your liver. All blood from the stomach, small intestine, large intestine, spleen, and pancreas return to the liver by way of the superior mesenteric vein, inferior mesenteric vein, and splenic vein. The three form the shape of K with the superior running up the right side, the inferior mesenteric runs diagonally from left to right merging with the splenic vein then the two merge with the SMV to form the hepatic portal vein or porta hepatis.

This is why people with chronic hep C and cirrhosis develop ascites (large fluid filled abdomen), splenomegaly (enlarged spleen) and esophageal/gastric varices (high pressure hemorrhoid like structures) because what little venous pressure there is in those vessels mentioned becomes larger and larger as the liver restricts the passage of fluid through the tissue and into the inferior vena cava to go into your heart.

This is why IV can get it to your brain before being metabolized by the liver.

The big advantage to plugging is that it is pulled quickly out of the colon into the blood stream without the stomach acid, bile salts, and pancreatic secretions acting on the drug or degrading it. This is why lots of pills have buffering agents to withstand the low pH of the stomach allowing the drug to get into the small bowel where digestion of the drug happens. The colon removes fluid as well as dumps metabolic waste products that are not excreted by the kidneys.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 21, 2013, 07:13 pm
Sorry to have to correct you on this, but plugging dope does not bypass your liver. All blood from the stomach, small intestine, large intestine, spleen, and pancreas return to the liver by way of the superior mesenteric vein, inferior mesenteric vein, and splenic vein. The three form the shape of K with the superior running up the right side, the inferior mesenteric runs diagonally from left to right merging with the splenic vein then the two merge with the SMV to form the hepatic portal vein or porta hepatis.

This is why people with chronic hep C and cirrhosis develop ascites (large fluid filled abdomen), splenomegaly (enlarged spleen) and esophageal/gastric varices (high pressure hemorrhoid like structures) because what little venous pressure there is in those vessels mentioned becomes larger and larger as the liver restricts the passage of fluid through the tissue and into the inferior vena cava to go into your heart.

This is why IV can get it to your brain before being metabolized by the liver.

The big advantage to plugging is that it is pulled quickly out of the colon into the blood stream without the stomach acid, bile salts, and pancreatic secretions acting on the drug or degrading it. This is why lots of pills have buffering agents to withstand the low pH of the stomach allowing the drug to get into the small bowel where digestion of the drug happens. The colon removes fluid as well as dumps metabolic waste products that are not excreted by the kidneys.

No worries I knew it bypassed something, just forgot it was the digestive process, although after reading your post and subsequent thinking about it..that seems obvious. :-[ :-[  I was thinking liver but for the wrong reasons entirely.  Id blame the post 4/20 hangover but that's just me being quick to post and not quick to verify (doh!).

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: rosannebar on April 22, 2013, 02:42 am
I am as open minded as the next person, however......  to much sticking things up butts going on here :/

On a side note, I am finalizing early on my 2 orders from miss boxxx.   The way coins can plunge you never know, and since I got my 10g's on sale for a dime each, I don't want to further rip them off if coins go down in value.      The way it looks about ten days my order should arrive from across the pond and I will be in here praising the amazingness of the HASH!!!!   :)

thank you miss boxxx!   ( just make sure the boys get my order in the mail ) 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 22, 2013, 05:14 am
LOL...so yea moving forward..TB or Ace who is the winner of the 420 contest??   Also, in response to an earlier post by Ace re: purifying the opium, I would be glad to test a bit and give you a detailed review ;)  8) :D

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 23, 2013, 04:48 am
I am as open minded as the next person, however......  to much sticking things up butts going on here :/

On a side note, I am finalizing early on my 2 orders from miss boxxx.   The way coins can plunge you never know, and since I got my 10g's on sale for a dime each, I don't want to further rip them off if coins go down in value.      The way it looks about ten days my order should arrive from across the pond and I will be in here praising the amazingness of the HASH!!!!   :)

thank you miss boxxx!   ( just make sure the boys get my order in the mail )

Plugging is my favorite RoA   8) Never will there be too much sticking of things (drugs) up my butt  ;)  Can't wait for you to get your hash and hear what you think :) YAY!

******420 Contest*********

~ The boys got most of the 420 orders in the mail late Saturday! so the winners of the contest your prizes will come in a separate shipment.

~ACE says he is coming on soon to announce the winners because he got quite a kick out of all the quotes and shizz... which is funny to me bc he is not a stoner. Truestory: Ace did not know what 420 was until I told him i was having a weed contest for my 420th post. LOL, silly Europeans  ::) and I just can't understand how an UN-stoned person could possibly think any of this supertroopers/grandma's boy/CheechnChong mess is funny? dunno, but we'll find out... Okay Bossman, we're ready to know who won  :)



Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SelfSovereignty on April 23, 2013, 07:14 am
I am as open minded as the next person, however......  to much sticking things up butts going on here :/

I fear that you may be mistaken, friend: you're not as open minded as the next person, apparently, or you never would have said there's too much of this going on.

Too much of it for what, I wonder...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 23, 2013, 10:09 am
I am as open minded as the next person, however......  to much sticking things up butts going on here :/

I fear that you may be mistaken, friend: you're not as open minded as the next person, apparently, or you never would have said there's too much of this going on.

Too much of it for what, I wonder...

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
WANNA PUT IT IN MY BUTT?
IN MY BUTT
WANNA IT IN MY BUTT?
IN MY BUTT
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on April 23, 2013, 12:42 pm
So, I read, either in this thread or another O thread, about dissolving O in water or vodka I have some O on the way and will most likely smoke it, but , if I try the vodka thing, how long does it take to dissolve? I have experience with opiates but never O. Does it dissolve relatively quick or is there a wait involved, like hours or minutes?
Thanks fellow fiends!!.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 23, 2013, 05:07 pm
So, I read, either in this thread or another O thread, about dissolving O in water or vodka I have some O on the way and will most likely smoke it, but , if I try the vodka thing, how long does it take to dissolve? I have experience with opiates but never O. Does it dissolve relatively quick or is there a wait involved, like hours or minutes?
Thanks fellow fiends!!.

My guess would be that it would dissolve fairly quick in vodka as long as it was at least 80 proof.  What I would do is take the amount you want to consume, put it in a shot glass and barely cover it with vodka then lightly agitate the mixture.  This will further increase the speed it is dissolved at.  Once thats done fill up the remainder of the shot glass and drink.

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on April 24, 2013, 01:46 am
Right gang!
ACE has been busy, I´m all the way on the other side of the equator this morning! hello penguins!. All we be detailed in a thread posted up later. We have a mission impossible style mission going on at the moment.

BUT first things first! The 4/20 winners are:

- going to be announced later! lol they have already been picked, but I´m trying to log into SR to see them and I cant log in.

but winners are going to be sent 5g pakistani hash.

If you wrote a quote about rolling up 3 different types of hash and it being insane then your in good tracks to winning.

In other news. Our sourcing department, ie. Me, is currently up against a tricky tricky challenge.

So there's a third world country near me about to explode into some nasty nasty violence (no guessing please), We have a source that links us to some of the finest hashish to have graced this amazing planet. And it´s all ours, all we need to do is get it out. Now, crossing with a vehicle into this country is totally out of the question for fears of being petrol bombed or otherwise killed, I shit you not I passed a blown up media car yesterday. We can get one person in with a local, and out quickly with minimal risk,

 Now we have a plan in place. We just need someone with some special skills to tidy up some of the minor technical details. We have all the equipment we need, and a rough plan.

But we need our fucking amazing customers to come together and help ACE do his magic on this occasion.

Anyone with any experience in the following please get in contact with TSC ASAP...

-Aviation
-Airbourne RC, not the shitty premade toys, but the big petrol RC planes you build yourself
-GPS navigation and targeting
-engine mechanics

Lets see if we can do this one peoples ;)

Also in other news.

Bayer opium is out of stock. But opium season starts next week and I am putting plans in place to only stock Bayer opium!, so I will be working the fields for a month or so with another group of people. It means orders will be slightly slower to process. But it also means that opium prices will drop considerably, and stock wont run out any more!

Also weed is out of stock, We have to deal with two very shady serbian mofos for our weed connect and they´re currently playing hard to get. But fear not when ACE gets back home he´ll sort it all out.

Hows everyone doing today?!

Off for a piña colada! ACEEEE

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on April 24, 2013, 02:22 am
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
WANNA PUT IT IN MY BUTT?
IN MY BUTT
WANNA IT IN MY BUTT?
IN MY BUTT

 :o
umm.. i love you!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on April 24, 2013, 02:31 am
Right gang!
ACE has been busy, I´m all the way on the other side of the equator this morning! hello penguins!. All we be detailed in a thread posted up later. We have a mission impossible style mission going on at the moment.

BUT first things first! The 4/20 winners are:

- going to be announced later! lol they have already been picked, but I´m trying to log into SR to see them and I cant log in.

but winners are going to be sent 5g pakistani hash.

If you wrote a quote about rolling up 3 different types of hash and it being insane then your in good tracks to winning.

In other news. Our sourcing department, ie. Me, is currently up against a tricky tricky challenge.

So there's a third world country near me about to explode into some nasty nasty violence (no guessing please), We have a source that links us to some of the finest hashish to have graced this amazing planet. And it´s all ours, all we need to do is get it out. Now, crossing with a vehicle into this country is totally out of the question for fears of being petrol bombed or otherwise killed, I shit you not I passed a blown up media car yesterday. We can get one person in with a local, and out quickly with minimal risk,

 Now we have a plan in place. We just need someone with some special skills to tidy up some of the minor technical details. We have all the equipment we need, and a rough plan.

But we need our fucking amazing customers to come together and help ACE do his magic on this occasion.

Anyone with any experience in the following please get in contact with TSC ASAP...

-Aviation
-Airbourne RC, not the shitty premade toys, but the big petrol RC planes you build yourself
-GPS navigation and targeting
-engine mechanics

Lets see if we can do this one peoples ;)

Also in other news.

Bayer opium is out of stock. But opium season starts next week and I am putting plans in place to only stock Bayer opium!, so I will be working the fields for a month or so with another group of people. It means orders will be slightly slower to process. But it also means that opium prices will drop considerably, and stock wont run out any more!

Also weed is out of stock, We have to deal with two very shady serbian mofos for our weed connect and they´re currently playing hard to get. But fear not when ACE gets back home he´ll sort it all out.

Hows everyone doing today?!

Off for a piña colada! ACEEEE



ACE is my mothafuckin hero.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on April 24, 2013, 02:50 am
^^^what zip said^^^

 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 24, 2013, 05:37 am
If you wrote a quote about rolling up 3 different types of hash and it being insane then your in good tracks to winning.

In other news. Our sourcing department, ie. Me, is currently up against a tricky tricky challenge.

So there's a third world country near me about to explode into some nasty nasty violence (no guessing please), We have a source that links us to some of the finest hashish to have graced this amazing planet. And it´s all ours, all we need to do is get it out. Now, crossing with a vehicle into this country is totally out of the question for fears of being petrol bombed or otherwise killed, I shit you not I passed a blown up media car yesterday. We can get one person in with a local, and out quickly with minimal risk,


To the first part...hmm that does sound vaguely familiar ::) :-X 
To the second part-  BE CAREFUL ACE...that sounds all awesome until the part about getting killed or petrol bombed :-\  I know you and the rest of the crew know your shit, but still..be careful, and best of luck!!

**Crosses fingers for Ace**

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on April 24, 2013, 09:03 pm
:o
umm.. i love you!!

I love u more, murderfacey  +1k  :-*

Now, i've already spammed the opium thread, but it's ok if ERRbody in ERRthread knows i feel amazing, right? this is big news! JK.  but in case you missed it i swallowed a .2g  chunk of our Opium like 4 hours ago and i am having the time of my life. i have not had this much fun on humpday since last week.  and guyzzzzzz OMG am i so freakin' ITCHY... knowing it's all part of the edgar allan poe experience makes the itchyness so weirdly awesome.  my favorite way to feel is weirdly awesome. Ace,  magic man, thank you for sharing with us :)

+1k to ERRbody on this page...  including my man SS, zippy zip, TinyButterFaceDot, 88fxstc and crackistan  <333

except rosannebar... WOMAN! i got the 72hr error message trying  +1 YO ASS. it's cause i'm stalking ya, shhhhh 

and finally +1k bossman...  i think you (we) are going to need it  :-X 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on April 24, 2013, 11:38 pm
:o
umm.. i love you!!

I love u more, murderfacey  +1k  :-*

Now, i've already spammed the opium thread, but it's ok if ERRbody in ERRthread knows i feel amazing, right? this is big news! JK.  but in case you missed it i swallowed a .2g  chunk of our Opium like 4 hours ago and i am having the time of my life. i have not had this much fun on humpday since last week.  and guyzzzzzz OMG am i so freakin' ITCHY... knowing it's all part of the edgar allan poe experience makes the itchyness so weirdly awesome.  my favorite way to feel is weirdly awesome. Ace,  magic man, thank you for sharing with us :)

+1k to ERRbody on this page...  including my man SS, zippy zip, TinyButterFaceDot, 88fxstc and crackistan  <333

except rosannebar... WOMAN! i got the 72hr error message trying  +1 YO ASS. it's cause i'm stalking ya, shhhhh 

and finally +1k bossman...  i think you (we) are going to need it  :-X 


+1 right back atcha TrashBox ;)
Not gonna lie, I'm a bit jealous of your recent O acquisition hehe. Enjoy the warm fuzzy wonderfulness!

zippy zip <3
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: skeezoo8586 on April 25, 2013, 12:32 am
So there's a third world country near me about to explode into some nasty nasty violence (no guessing please), We have a source that links us to some of the finest hashish to have graced this amazing planet. And it´s all ours, all we need to do is get it out. Now, crossing with a vehicle into this country is totally out of the question for fears of being petrol bombed or otherwise killed, I shit you not I passed a blown up media car yesterday. We can get one person in with a local, and out quickly with minimal risk,

damn, i hate bombs in third world countries. i've concluded that i don't like them at home either.
wear body armor, flame retardant jumpsuit

i don't know if you're into it but i'll pray for you and especially for all those poor bastards about to go on a killing a spree
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on April 25, 2013, 01:18 pm
Heya people!

Hows everyone doing today?

I visited the field where the hash has been prepared. wow, it really is some top quality stuff. It still needs to be steamed, its in powder at the minute but man the smell is quite unlike anything weve ever stocked. I´ve been to many many farms before all the way from India to Africa on our mission to stock the best hash on the planet. but never ever seen something of this quality. I steamed a little bit to put in my pocket and send over to TB for analysis (read smoking) and it was a gooey yet solid consistency and the smell from just that tiny bit was, well I´ll let TB give her thoughts. If I pull the plan off we should be well stocked on this stuff. although impossible to get more, the farm will probably be burnt down, but we´ll have around 10.5 Kilos and since the only cost to us is that involved in getting the stuff out the country we will be able to sell it cheap, Were looking at the possibility of putting it up as a constant 10$ per gram up to 50g and then a steep reduction for bulk buys.
But this all depends on weather I can get it out of the country lol, you should see me nipping about in body armor and a Jilaba.... lolsss. Someone link me up an image up-loader and Ill post up a pic.
Right, as for my personal safety, fear not, I´ve got more lives than a circus of cats. Also being heavily armed, disguised and wearing ballistics Armour works in my favor.

In other news SR is finally up again!! wtf is going on of late really stressing for getting business flowing smooth.

Anyway a delayed announcement of the 4/20 winners:
TinyDot0110
bigperm7878

Each to receive either 5g of their preferred hash or 2.5g Ketamine. Drop us a message on SR with your pgp encrypted address and your prize preference and we will have it sent out today or tmoz.

Also for those of you that have experienced delays on their packages. due to my recent travels I have had to have packages drop shipped from africa to spain via courier and then on from there to you. This has added around 4  days to shipping times they are now being processed directly from spain again so should be back to normal shipping times.

For news on my little mission stay tuned on the following thread:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151606.0

Right one last thing!

TB will be putting a new section on the top of our vendor page. Due to the issues with SR of late and our huge increase in returning customers we will be publishing a weekly newsletter, it will include recent goings on with TSC, emergency plans in the event that SR goes down for good, contact methods, new products, competitions, Jobs at TSC (consultancy, drop shipping etc.)
Please send an email to TheDane@tormail.org.

Our news letter will be very important to both us and you, therefore we will be creating a TSC club! All signed up members to receive our newsletter will always be entitled to purchase our TSC club only listings (to go up shortly) these will include your chance to buy special previews of new products well ahead of other people, or very cheap listings of products that we sourced that for whatever reason we decided not to list. Also we will list up our usual products at a reduced price.
Also our newsletter users will have a chance at more competitions, and be selected first for product testing.

Also we will have a referral scheme. The more SR members and friends you get to sign up for our newsletter the more free drugs you get :P

Basically send an email to TheDane@tormail.org with the subject line as ADD and the body as your SR user name, then you will be sent your member number and a confirmation via SR message. your points for referrals will be tracked via this number and all purchases of our special listings will need to come from a username linked to this number.

In the case of SR being down we will communicate directly via email.

Any questions don't hesitate to get in touch!
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on April 25, 2013, 02:38 pm

yo ACE

image uploader:
http://li7qxmk72kp3sgz4.onion

good luck homie!!
peace!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 25, 2013, 06:10 pm
Heya people!

Hows everyone doing today?

I visited the field where the hash has been prepared. wow, it really is some top quality stuff. It still needs to be steamed, its in powder at the minute but man the smell is quite unlike anything weve ever stocked. I´ve been to many many farms before all the way from India to Africa on our mission to stock the best hash on the planet. but never ever seen something of this quality. I steamed a little bit to put in my pocket and send over to TB for analysis (read smoking) and it was a gooey yet solid consistency and the smell from just that tiny bit was, well I´ll let TB give her thoughts. If I pull the plan off we should be well stocked on this stuff. although impossible to get more, the farm will probably be burnt down, but we´ll have around 10.5 Kilos and since the only cost to us is that involved in getting the stuff out the country we will be able to sell it cheap, Were looking at the possibility of putting it up as a constant 10$ per gram up to 50g and then a steep reduction for bulk buys.
But this all depends on weather I can get it out of the country lol, you should see me nipping about in body armor and a Jilaba.... lolsss. Someone link me up an image up-loader and Ill post up a pic.
Right, as for my personal safety, fear not, I´ve got more lives than a circus of cats. Also being heavily armed, disguised and wearing ballistics Armour works in my favor.

In other news SR is finally up again!! wtf is going on of late really stressing for getting business flowing smooth.

Anyway a delayed announcement of the 4/20 winners:
TinyDot0110
bigperm7878

Each to receive either 5g of their preferred hash or 2.5g Ketamine. Drop us a message on SR with your pgp encrypted address and your prize preference and we will have it sent out today or tmoz.

Also for those of you that have experienced delays on their packages. due to my recent travels I have had to have packages drop shipped from africa to spain via courier and then on from there to you. This has added around 4  days to shipping times they are now being processed directly from spain again so should be back to normal shipping times.

For news on my little mission stay tuned on the following thread:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151606.0

Right one last thing!

TB will be putting a new section on the top of our vendor page. Due to the issues with SR of late and our huge increase in returning customers we will be publishing a weekly newsletter, it will include recent goings on with TSC, emergency plans in the event that SR goes down for good, contact methods, new products, competitions, Jobs at TSC (consultancy, drop shipping etc.)
Please send an email to TheDane@tormail.org.

Our news letter will be very important to both us and you, therefore we will be creating a TSC club! All signed up members to receive our newsletter will always be entitled to purchase our TSC club only listings (to go up shortly) these will include your chance to buy special previews of new products well ahead of other people, or very cheap listings of products that we sourced that for whatever reason we decided not to list. Also we will list up our usual products at a reduced price.
Also our newsletter users will have a chance at more competitions, and be selected first for product testing.

Also we will have a referral scheme. The more SR members and friends you get to sign up for our newsletter the more free drugs you get :P

Basically send an email to TheDane@tormail.org with the subject line as ADD and the body as your SR user name, then you will be sent your member number and a confirmation via SR message. your points for referrals will be tracked via this number and all purchases of our special listings will need to come from a username linked to this number.

In the case of SR being down we will communicate directly via email.

Any questions don't hesitate to get in touch!
ACE

Well look at that...I won somethin :P ;D  Thanks TSC! 
I definitely am interested in being apart of the club..now I need to create a tormail acct :P

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on April 25, 2013, 07:56 pm
Having a little opium smokesey on the farm last night. Will take some of the surrounding sights tmoz. its a beautiful place .
http://li7qxmk72kp3sgz4.onion/image.php?img=404c366a&key=jcvBaxwdgFINEOhI
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on April 25, 2013, 08:29 pm
Nice outfit ACE ;D :P ;)

TD
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on April 25, 2013, 11:00 pm
Nice outfit ACE ;D :P ;)

TD

nice pipe too!!
classic!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on April 25, 2013, 11:58 pm
Having a little opium smokesey on the farm last night. Will take some of the surrounding sights tmoz. its a beautiful place .
http://li7qxmk72kp3sgz4.onion/image.php?img=404c366a&key=jcvBaxwdgFINEOhI
ACE

Legitt ace. Wouldn't expect anything less from ya 8)
Enjoy dat Oh pi yum!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: darxter on April 26, 2013, 06:22 pm
hey peeps just wanna update i have received my order of the fine Ketama hash and i must say it arrived pretty fast,
stealth was great! and it is probably the best hash i have been smoking lately.

just wanna say thanks to TSC, i will definitely will order again!

and ACE good luck on your mission with that hash =]
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: appletnj on April 27, 2013, 10:24 am
Ordered on Tuesday and I just had that feeling it was going to land today and as always TSC did not let me down :) :) Great service all round considering the recent attacks on SR :P

Am about to embark on a very relaxing journey today thanks to some fucking A+++++++++ opium 8) 8)

Massive respect to all vendors like TSC, long may you reign from Spain ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: appletnj on April 27, 2013, 02:03 pm
Have now sampled and man is this stuff strong!! Swallowed .1 a few hours ago and am in a state of spiritual bliss :-*

Have enjoyed a wonderful walk with my wife in the great outdoors, followed by a mind blowing shag and can now chill out a watch the football - this is what the weekend is all about!!

Thanks guys, got nothing but love for ya'll :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on April 27, 2013, 08:04 pm
YUP!! just got my most recent one! the o seems to get better and better!!
and i have to say tsc. like the upgrade with the packaging!! lil extra protection
in there is good! Thanks again! love u guys :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on April 29, 2013, 06:49 pm
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TSC has invested a large part of its resources into a fully functional direct sales site for its listings . This site will be open to members 100% of the time and open to non members to sign up whilst SR is experiencing down time. The site will benefit from the exact TSC listings available on SR minus the SR commission fee. The time until the project goes live will be approximately 15 days. If  we observe a prolonged period (5 days) of SR stability the idea will be shelved and picked up if more attacks make business impossible. 

Our ideal is to continue operating on SR without losing money. However we need to look into plans to make business viable in case these attacks are sustained and business impacting.

Stay tuned for updates.

ACE
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Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on April 30, 2013, 08:21 pm
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Due to the most recent attacks on SR´s infrastructure TSC has put its business continuity plan forward into development stage.

TSC has invested a large part of its resources into a fully functional direct sales site for its listings . This site will be open to members 100% of the time and open to non members to sign up whilst SR is experiencing down time. The site will benefit from the exact TSC listings available on SR minus the SR commission fee. The time until the project goes live will be approximately 15 days. If  we observe a prolonged period (5 days) of SR stability the idea will be shelved and picked up if more attacks make business impossible. 

Our ideal is to continue operating on SR without losing money. However we need to look into plans to make business viable in case these attacks are sustained and business impacting.

Stay tuned for updates.

ACE
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Hell YES.
ACE with the master plan, as always. Keep us updated man.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 01, 2013, 12:16 am
All you guys talkin bout yer O buzzez you got goin have me itchin to itch!
I got me a couple G's of TSC's O and a couple G's o hash coming, ordered 10 days ago and it's coming to the states, so I'm hoping it'll get here anytime now.
I've been around lots o opiates but I'll be bustin my O cherry and I'm a lookin foward to it.
I know the vendor page for TSC says 1-3 weeks, anyone want to share their wait times with me? maybe give an idea to this east coast boy bout a possible timeframe?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 01, 2013, 01:11 am
1-3 weeks is pretty accurate, bruh. I'd say closer to 1-2 weeks depending how busy they've been
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 01, 2013, 03:23 am

all of my orders arrived within 2 weeks..
they'll make it homie!!
and you're gonna be stooooooked with that O!! oooweee!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 01, 2013, 04:09 am
oh yeahhhh
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 01, 2013, 04:46 am
All you guys talkin bout yer O buzzez you got goin have me itchin to itch!
I got me a couple G's of TSC's O and a couple G's o hash coming, ordered 10 days ago and it's coming to the states, so I'm hoping it'll get here anytime now.
I've been around lots o opiates but I'll be bustin my O cherry and I'm a lookin foward to it.
I know the vendor page for TSC says 1-3 weeks, anyone want to share their wait times with me? maybe give an idea to this east coast boy bout a possible timeframe?

Should be anywhere from 9-15 days.  I placed an order a lil while ago and am waiting myself ;)  Also keep in mind that ACE did post that some orders would be delayed up to 4 days due to his travels so I would not worry about anything until after about the 19 day mark.

TinyDot

also has anyone noticed the road is back in action?  Yup..Im at the welcome screen right now ;D YAY
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 01, 2013, 06:17 am
Thanks for the replies guys and/or gals!! Sounds like I got a good chance o getting a prize in the mail this week sometime.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 01, 2013, 06:25 am
By the way, I'm logged onto the Road as I type this. Fluke or fixed???? These forums are runnin slower than SR at this moment anyway. It's a good sign : )
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 01, 2013, 07:06 am
i don't know if everyone's already read this on TSC vendor account, but they're now offering bitcoin for cash!!
read up my droogies!!
and PM our lovely TB and bad ass ACE for all answers!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 01, 2013, 09:51 am
Right Gang!
A few requests...

Could anyone that is willing please finalise early if they can/would like. In case of non delivery they will be given priority re-ships, all  those to FE will be given 10% on top of their next order by quoting the tx number the FE´d on.

As you know we have never asked for FE before. The reason is that we need to book a few flights for team members due to some internal restructuring, invest in the emergency direct sales site and get a restock in. Due to the SR issues we have been unable to move funds since friday.

Thanks
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 01, 2013, 01:23 pm
Right Gang!
A few requests...

Could anyone that is willing please finalise early if they can/would like. In case of non delivery they will be given priority re-ships, all  those to FE will be given 10% on top of their next order by quoting the tx number the FE´d on.

As you know we have never asked for FE before. The reason is that we need to book a few flights for team members due to some internal restructuring, invest in the emergency direct sales site and get a restock in. Due to the SR issues we have been unable to move funds since friday.

Thanks
ACE

I'll finalize for ya my man. I'm PMing you here on the forums.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 01, 2013, 02:02 pm
Question for TSC or TSC customers.
How does the delivery arrive for US orders, meaning does it come in regular mail or sorta special delivery like express mail? Last, and only overseas order I made came later in the day than my regular mail, with the express mailman, who is different than my regular mailman. It wasn't an express shipment if I remember right, I think it came some kinda international airmail delivered by my usps express driver......I think.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 01, 2013, 07:08 pm
Question for TSC or TSC customers.
How does the delivery arrive for US orders, meaning does it come in regular mail or sorta special delivery like express mail? Last, and only overseas order I made came later in the day than my regular mail, with the express mailman, who is different than my regular mailman. It wasn't an express shipment if I remember right, I think it came some kinda international airmail delivered by my usps express driver......I think.

Regular mail...no sig..looks like a business envelope...cant really say more than that ;) :-X :-X
btw..good extra stealth measure Scurvy Crew I like that ;)
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 01, 2013, 10:39 pm
Question for TSC or TSC customers.
How does the delivery arrive for US orders, meaning does it come in regular mail or sorta special delivery like express mail? Last, and only overseas order I made came later in the day than my regular mail, with the express mailman, who is different than my regular mailman. It wasn't an express shipment if I remember right, I think it came some kinda international airmail delivered by my usps express driver......I think.

Regular mail...no sig..looks like a business envelope...cant really say more than that ;) :-X :-X
btw..good extra stealth measure Scurvy Crew I like that ;)
TinyDot

we were getting  a small few customers saying their pckages were taking ages to arrive and some not arriving so we added the extra security to our packages to make sure its not the old packaging method at fault! personally I think its a few more scammers joining silk road than usual,  especially since their all customers with 3 or under transactions. but anyways.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: loobaloo on May 01, 2013, 11:03 pm
To add to those asking, I got my US shipment about 7 days after order, so pretty fast for international. It was in a regular-type envelope - no express or anything and no need to sign. The envelope was very, shall I say, cute.  ;)

Sorry I haven't left a more detailed review on the forums yet, waiting on a pipe. But everything looks great so far!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 02, 2013, 02:33 am
OMFG I love you all so much. srsssssssssssly. WE ARE SO DAMN LUCKY!!!!!!

Many, many thanks to all of our loyal customers for keeping this review thread alive while I was half dead in bed for 3 days. I NEVER get sick EVER... and i kinda hate to admit it. I missed all of you  :'(  i guess it came at a good time, tho, since SR was dead, too :P I am back in action Y'ALL   ;D

Earlier today a good friend of mine reminded me of how lucky we are to have each other here in this crazy, anony SR community. So, before i head on over to market and get to work (eventhough Ace probably took care of ERRthang already) i will leave you with a quote that is very fitting of our relationships here:

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." -Oscar Wilde

sometimes i really fucking wish these stupid laws and rules and governments would just leave us DAFUK alone so we could have SR parties and shizz (read: ORGIES). sometimes i wish i could run around irl and discuss with my friends that my DOC is "the date rape drug"  (GHB), that my favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK, that i smoke weed all day errday, drop e monthly, that i can cum 8 times in a row, snort dick rails of meph like WHOA, and that i sometimes fantasize about men i have "known" for 5 seconds... but, ya know,  suck-SIGH-ity says i cannot.... and bc these laws/rules/governments force us to be anony you FREAKS have become my best friends <333 You all know me better than most of my irl friends and DAT. SHIT. CRAY.

LOVE YOU ALL  :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 02, 2013, 02:41 am
OMFG I love you all so much. srsssssssssssly. WE ARE SO DAMN LUCKY!!!!!!

Many, many thanks to all of our loyal customers for keeping this review thread alive while I was half dead in bed for 3 days. I NEVER get sick EVER... and i kinda hate to admit it. I missed all of you  :'(  i guess it came at a good time, tho, since SR was dead, too :P I am back in action Y'ALL   ;D

Earlier today a good friend of mine reminded me of how lucky we are to have each other here in this crazy, anony SR community. So, before i head on over to market and get to work (eventhough Ace probably took care of ERRthang already) i will leave you with a quote that is very fitting of our relationships here:

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." -Oscar Wilde

sometimes i really fucking wish these stupid laws and rules and governments would just leave us DAFUK alone so we could have SR parties and shizz (read: ORGIES). sometimes i wish i could run around irl and discuss with my friends that my DOC is "the date rape drug"  (GHB), that my favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK, that i smoke weed all day errday, drop e monthly, that i can cum 8 times in a row, snort dick rails of meph like WHOA, and that i sometimes fantasize about men i have "known" for 5 seconds... but, ya know,  suck-SIGH-ity says i cannot.... and bc these laws/rules/governments force us to be anony you FREAKS have become my best friends <333 You all know me better than most of my irl friends and DAT. SHIT. CRAY.

LOVE YOU ALL  :-* :-* :-*

I wuv you TrashBox  **HUGSS**  glad your feeling better!  Also..has anyone else gotten neg karma for no reason in the last couple of days?  LOL  I somehow got -2 and havent even posted anything..meh fictional karma is for suckerz anyways :P 
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 02, 2013, 02:51 am

now come on Trash.. you've known me longer than 5 seconds :P

umm..
i love you!!
 :-* :-* :-*

so happy to hear you're back amongst the living!! being sick outright sucks!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SelfSovereignty on May 02, 2013, 02:52 am
I wuv you TrashBox  **HUGSS**  glad your feeling better!  Also..has anyone else gotten neg karma for no reason in the last couple of days?  LOL  I somehow got -2 and havent even posted anything..meh fictional karma is for suckerz anyways :P 
TinyDot

Yep.  -11.  No clue why.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 02, 2013, 03:02 am

now come on Trash.. you've known me longer than 5 seconds :P

Murder... you misunderstood... I was fantasizing about you EXACTLY 5 seconds after we met... and MABY BABY i am right now  :-X
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 02, 2013, 03:08 am
I wuv you TrashBox  **HUGSS**  glad your feeling better!  Also..has anyone else gotten neg karma for no reason in the last couple of days?  LOL  I somehow got -2 and havent even posted anything..meh fictional karma is for suckerz anyways :P 
TinyDot

the neg karma is from somebody who hates me... dunno why they do, but they do... sorry guys :( but i combat the fake neg karma with ACTUAL love vibes that i send each and every one of you ERRDAY :)  not just every 72 hours  ::)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 02, 2013, 03:15 am
Yep.  -11.  No clue why.

SS, you have the best +/- ratio i had ever seen until you joined this thread... i think somebody hates TSC and all the love we share with eachother.
I CUNT imagine why... we are all love and drugs and sex and jokes.... who could hate that?

But even DPR has neg karma and the man can fucking see who negs him LOL... so maybe it's all by accident  ::)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 02, 2013, 03:21 am
<333

zipstyle is drunkyy  :P ;D :-* :-* ::)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 02, 2013, 04:19 am
Ok in my hash induced haze I think I may have come up with a great way to combat all this negative karma hater-o-rama shenananagins that seems to have behooved us lovely people :P ;D
Step 1.  Everyone that is not already at or past 100 posts..get there (yes I am including myself  ::))
Step 2. Every day everyone that can or wants too..just positive karma bomb everyone in this forum as much as you can as often as you can...
Step 3.  Lay back and smoke a fat ass joint and laugh as we beat those lame ass haterz at their own game ;) ;)
btw..love the fact this hash actually helps me think vs just making me want to eat and watch tv 8)
Much  :-*<3 :-* to ya Scurvy Crew
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 02, 2013, 04:07 pm
So, I just got my order, ordered on 4-20 , which I think was a Saturday, so, figuring it probably didn't get shipped till Mon or Tues, I got this to the East Coast, USA pretty quick. I got 2 kinds o O, the regular stuff and the high end stuff, which I think was actually high end stuff mixed with the regular stuff if I read the add right. Anyway, a friend n myself just finished a G of what I think was the higher end stuff, they weren't labeled. I got a nice buzz going, we probably smoked more than we needed to, we wasted a little I think getting the hang of the hot knife method, but, this stuff does what it's supposed to do, which is get me high n happy.
I haven't sampled my hash yet.

Shipping speed, stealth and quality of product , being Opium, I'd hafta give a 5 outa 5
Thanks Scurvies !!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 02, 2013, 05:00 pm
I smoked more, and the more of this shit I smoke, the more I appreciate it, (1st timer w/O). I'm using a method I read about on here, put Opium on the bottom of a frying pan and press a hot knife onto it, catching it in an upside down 2 liter coke bottle with the bottom cut out. I smoked my 1st gram and then realized that all the O didn't all burn, I scraped the pan and got A LOT back that I'm still smokin, I know, I'm a fiend for opiates. I really like this stuff.

I would also like to thank the United States Government, the USPS, for being kind enough to drop fine exotic drugs off at my front door, Thanks Guys!!  ; )
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 03, 2013, 04:26 am
I would also like to thank the United States Government, the USPS, for being kind enough to drop fine exotic drugs off at my front door, Thanks Guys!!  ; )

LO mutherfucking L

omg... have you tried eating it? it's goooooooood to ya that way, too... (just be sure to take a stool softeners chaser   :-X  :'(  :o  ??? )
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 03, 2013, 08:02 pm
I would also like to thank the United States Government, the USPS, for being kind enough to drop fine exotic drugs off at my front door, Thanks Guys!!  ; )

LO mutherfucking L

omg... have you tried eating it? it's goooooooood to ya that way, too... (just be sure to take a stool softeners chaser   :-X  :'(  :o  ??? )
LOL...oh my back to THAT conversation so soon? :o ::) :P 
I wonder if dissolving it in alcohol (vodka) and drinking it ala Laudanum style would help that at all? Anyway...when is more of the wonderful Bayer going to be back in stock? As soon as it is I am gonna make me some liquid opiate goodness ;D

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 03, 2013, 08:46 pm
I would also like to thank the United States Government, the USPS, for being kind enough to drop fine exotic drugs off at my front door, Thanks Guys!!  ; )

LO mutherfucking L

omg... have you tried eating it? it's goooooooood to ya that way, too... (just be sure to take a stool softeners chaser   :-X  :'(  :o  ??? )

Na, I didn't try eatin any, just smoked n smoked n laughed n smoked....till it was all gone. I'm kinda hangin from it today, can't keep my eyes open. I shoulda kept a little of my last batch o C  for today.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 04, 2013, 03:52 am
@TSC, I just spent the last 3 hours reading and laughing my ass off with this thread, ya'll are a fuckin trip...  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 04, 2013, 09:17 am
@TSC, I just spent the last 3 hours reading and laughing my ass off with this thread, ya'll are a fuckin trip...  ;)

Well this trip is about to get ZIPPED!  bc guess what soon-to-be CREWBIES... this newsletter thing that ACE has been teasing us with has finally come to fruition...

The Scurvy Crew is proud to announce that ZipStyle, the best D on SR, is now the OG Editor of The SCrew-Me Newsletter  8)

So check YO inbox GANGSTAS and get yourself SCrewed

(and dats wussup  ::) )
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 04, 2013, 07:47 pm
Rightttt Funky Ferrets, Due to the absolute fucking turmoil caused by SR  being down we will be doing the following:

Accepting orders from you via forum or email, unfortunately we can´t offer escrow whilst the site is down, You´ll just have to send us the BTC direct

Launching our direct sales site

Opening up shop, (hopefully only momentarily) on BMR and Atlantis.
 
We are sitting on loads of product and losing money every day... Also SR has all of our restock money tied up in escrow.. so we need to make money fast to keep the narcotics fairies happy .

On to the long awaited news. Most of you I see have already signed up. But for those who we accidentally forgot to email: here is how you join the coolest club in the world:

Hello past, potential, and current loyal customers. First of all, thank you for your business and interest. The Scurvy Crew puts its customers at the top of its priority list because we realize it is thanks to you that we can exist. As such, we strive to provide the best quality of products and service possible. Always remember that if there is something specific one of our customers wants, we will do our best to stock the highest quality of that product available. The thing that TSC does best is sourcing!

 The Silk Road world is constantly changing, and so is TSC. We have created the Official Scurvy Crewmembers and newsletter to stay in touch on a regular basis. It will allow us to be flexible and adapt to the changes we face in the market. Also, in the case of an emergency, such as SR going down for good, it will allow us quick access to contact you and continue to provide the excellent service we strive to provide on SR.

In the interest of consistent communication between TSC and our customers, please add TSCrew@tormail.org to your address books for sales, newsletters, requests and other general queries and also keep a copy of it written down (or printed out, if you're fancy like that) on paper somewhere safe and secure. This will ensure that you, our esteemed Crewmembers, will have a reliable means by which to contact TSC even if The Silk Road is down. Please please please do this now! It only takes a second. Then keep reading :)

The next order of business is discussing your Member Benefits, which are pretty damn extensive. There is no other vendor offering deals as exclusive as these.
They include:   
    - links to Scurvy Crew-only stealth listings that are regular products and our exclusive products discounted at 10% (all TSC exclusive listings will be labeled TSC ONLY, and will only be processed if they come from an SR user name or Tormail email address signed up for the newsletter and a TSCrewmember),
   - stealth listings for free shipping on orders over 10g grams,
   - first to know about new product listings and opium availability,
   - the ability to see exclusive pics of the topless TrashBox, other hot chicks, and TSC members (lol) on listings,
   - access to an exclusive range of hard-to-source products of which we only have a very limited quantity,
   - first to be entered in our SR-wide competitions for free drugs and BTC,
   - the first people to be picked for review samples,
   - TSCrewmember-only giveaways with larger prizes than our regular competitions,
   - access to TSC staff's personal stashes (!!!) including ACE's purified (cooked) Bayer opium,
   - one entry a month into our monthly TSC lotto,
   - any other perks ACE can come up with, which are sure to come!

Aside from the restructuring of our main direct sales site (due to go live in a month), we are also revamping our operations IRL. For example... We've  sourced two new types of hash that ACE thinks will be some of the best ever sold. One is a hash made from some high quality AK47 and the other is hash made form our original Ketama hashish we sold on SR when we first opened up shop. We will also be stocking home made Ice-O-Lator.
           
We're also working on setting up relations with an indoor grower and expanding our outdoor and indoor weed range. So this means a more consistent connect to a wide range of high quality buds for you flower lovers, smokers of the lah, connoisseurs of the sticky-icky-icky-icky.

The recent SR downtime has made it difficult for us to stay in touch with customers and provide the quality service we want to be known for. With our new direct sales site, our listings will always be accessible to members with a 10% discount despite SR downtime. The direct sales site will only be available for new member registrations when SR is down, however it will be available to existing members 100% of the time.
*Another good reason to take note of our email address*

This will ensure that you'll be notified of our newest sales, discounts, AND the link for our brand-spankin-new direct sales site for trusted customers!

Consider saving our public PGP key as well (located at the end of this newsletter, on the forums, and on our SR vendor page) to ensure secure communications.

Though I just speak for myself, I think you will all agree that these are pretty bomb-ass incentives for joining TSCrewmembers. "How do I join?" you might ask?
Why, simply shoot an email over to TSC at TSCrew@tormail.org with "TSCrewME" in the subject line. In the body of the message, tell us your SR username and the tormail address we can best contact you at with any other details you'd like to share :). Once we reach 100 sign-ups we will randomly select 10 new Crewmembers to receive their choice of TSC goodies.

We will also be giving you 2 points for each SR friend you get to sign up! Later on this month, we will be releasing TSCrewmembers catalog which will detail what you can buy with your points!

Thank you, we look forward to providing the highest quality products and service on this side of the darknet! ;)

Peace Out,
Zipstyle
OG Editor of
The SCrew-Me Newsletter

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Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 04, 2013, 07:55 pm
Right .

 As for the pricing, to avoid confusion and in the hopes this is all temporary. I will modify our prices in a sale kind of way for the duration of the outage. It´s a good chance to get a load in cheap.

ALL HASH $12 a gram 1g - 5g
ALL HASH $10 gram 5g - 20 g
Higher quantities price on request.

NORMAL OPIUM $40 a gram (pending restock)
Bayer Opium $50 a gram (pending restock)

Weed $10 a gram up to 20g price on request for higher quantities.

ACE

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 04, 2013, 09:09 pm

ummm..
topless Trash!?!  :P
consider me signed up!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 04, 2013, 10:18 pm
right! the road is back up. we will honour the discounted orders that came though to email whilst the road was down, but now please everyone order as usual through the road.
That excludes Crewmembers, you can order via any of the methods detailed in the email.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 05, 2013, 04:28 am
HUH!?..WOW!.. SAYWHAT?... My Head......  Oh I got it...  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: commodore64 on May 06, 2013, 08:35 pm
the direct sales site....will it have an escrow feature?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 07, 2013, 01:51 am
the direct sales site....will it have an escrow feature?

Hi,
we will be implementing an escrow feature once the site starts getting regular sales.
for the beginning we will not include either escrow or automated checkout. we will use an email system to  create the orders and payment instructions will be snt in a second email, status updates will be emailed to customers for each change in order status.
after we guage the popularity of the site we will enter into talks to find a decent escrow provider and we will offer an autoated checkout
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: RevDrGod on May 07, 2013, 05:14 am
I received some of the Pakistani Pollen you guys have in stock, and it is some of the best hash I have had in a long time. Tasty and potent. I will be back again and again for that
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 08, 2013, 05:00 am
I received some of the Pakistani Pollen you guys have in stock, and it is some of the best hash I have had in a long time. Tasty and potent. I will be back again and again for that

Im eagerly awaiting my 5g's of Pakistani I won in the 4/20 contest and I too can say from the small amount I ordered recently...this is some fire stuff..I had some of the Pakistani pollen from several months ago and I can definitely say this looks better, smells better, and tastes better than the last batch (No disrespect to the last batch though...that stuff was good too!)
Hell ya Scurvy Crew! 
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tellemetree on May 08, 2013, 11:40 am
Pretty sure Trashbox added me to the list after a quick chat via PM here but no email as yet.

So emailed as per Zip's instruction also.

Cheers guys.

:P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 08, 2013, 01:00 pm
Pretty sure Trashbox added me to the list after a quick chat via PM here but no email as yet.

So emailed as per Zip's instruction also.

Yeeee, fo shoooo, I added you Mr.Tree :)

Zippy Zip will have that out in a flip!

Ofcourse, it all depends on tormail being up for more than 5 minutes at a time  ::)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tellemetree on May 08, 2013, 01:04 pm
Pretty sure Trashbox added me to the list after a quick chat via PM here but no email as yet.

So emailed as per Zip's instruction also.

Yeeee, fo shoooo, I added you Mr.Tree :)

Zippy Zip will have that out in a flip!

Ofcourse, it all depends on tormail being up for more than 5 minutes at a time  ::)

Mr Tree? Ok I can live with that :P

Yeah, smart business idea would be a version of tormail that doesn't go down every day and charges some nominal fee like 1btc a year.

I think ppl would pay for a more reliable alternative.

Tyvm Trashbox!

:D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 08, 2013, 05:26 pm
Pretty sure Trashbox added me to the list after a quick chat via PM here but no email as yet.

So emailed as per Zip's instruction also.

Yeeee, fo shoooo, I added you Mr.Tree :)

Zippy Zip will have that out in a flip!

Ofcourse, it all depends on tormail being up for more than 5 minutes at a time  ::)

Mr Tree? Ok I can live with that :P

Yeah, smart business idea would be a version of tormail that doesn't go down every day and charges some nominal fee like 1btc a year.

I think ppl would pay for a more reliable alternative.

Tyvm Trashbox!

:D

Yeee I gotchu Mr. Tree ;)
As long as you sent an email to TSC's tormail, I'll have ya on the list and you'll get a confirmation email.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 09, 2013, 07:54 am
So I got my confirm email and just wanted to say yay TSCrew member status- achieved :D
Hell ya cant wait to try some of the new products coming out soon...nomnomnom
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on May 09, 2013, 04:59 pm
After getting intimate with The Scurvies moroccan ketama hash , no , I didn't plug it, no matter how good lookin it is,  just smoked some of that fine hash. I gotta say, I love that stuff. Very good tasting and a VERY nice, up, sativa high. I'm used to hash with that knockout indica type high . Very nice product and I will repeat.
Thanks guys/gals!!
PS - Trash Baby or Ace, could someone PM me on joining the club??? Can I be a Scurve?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 09, 2013, 10:52 pm
After getting intimate with The Scurvies moroccan ketama hash , no , I didn't plug it, no matter how good lookin it is,  just smoked some of that fine hash. I gotta say, I love that stuff. Very good tasting and a VERY nice, up, sativa high. I'm used to hash with that knockout indica type high . Very nice product and I will repeat.
Thanks guys/gals!!
PS - Trash Baby or Ace, could someone PM me on joining the club??? Can I be a Scurve?

Check yr PMs :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 11, 2013, 06:00 pm
*cricket chirp*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 11, 2013, 08:36 pm
What's up, TinyDot?

--EDIT--

OH CRAP. Sorry!
I just backtracked and saw your post about the 5g Paki. I'm assuming you're still waiting on that. We'll take care of it ASAP. Sorry, things have been crazy lately as we reorganize everything. Thanks for your patience man :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 11, 2013, 09:15 pm
What's up, TinyDot?

--EDIT--

OH CRAP. Sorry!
I just backtracked and saw your post about the 5g Paki. I'm assuming you're still waiting on that. We'll take care of it ASAP. Sorry, things have been crazy lately as we reorganize everything. Thanks for your patience man :)

Actually that was about the lack of anyone posting in this forum for more than a day :P ;)
I did send a msg regarding that though on the Road so I am awaiting a reply there 8) :-X  Looks like its been read now...maybe I will have an update shortly ;D  No worries crew..life gets hectic I know as mines kinda crazy right now too  :-[
Peace Out
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Mike Hunt on May 11, 2013, 10:29 pm
Hey Guys thanks for letting me be a member! Just sent a PM back to zipstyle and done sent my email to TSC. Can't wait to see the confirmation email that you send back.

Thanks zipstyle and the rest of The Scurvy Crew I'll be talking to you soon.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 11, 2013, 10:35 pm
Hey Guys thanks for letting me be a member! Just sent a PM back to zipstyle and done sent my email to TSC. Can't wait to see the confirmation email that you send back.

Thanks zipstyle and the rest of The Scurvy Crew I'll be talking to you soon.

Fosho MiKunt! ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 12, 2013, 03:22 am
Nothin but love for the TSC and fans...  <3   ;)

Zippy Zip Zip thanks for the PM...will do,,,,,,,,,,,, done!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 12, 2013, 08:33 am
Hey Guys thanks for letting me be a member! Just sent a PM back to zipstyle and done sent my email to TSC. Can't wait to see the confirmation email that you send back.

Thanks zipstyle and the rest of The Scurvy Crew I'll be talking to you soon.

TrashBox  is just another word for Mike Hunt
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 12, 2013, 01:33 pm

TrashBox  is just another word for Mike Hunt

See, thats what Im talking about :) Glad we are back to normal family oriented wholesome conversations...about box's and wordplay and what not ::) :P ;D
Viva la Scurvy Crew...VIVA LA BOX! ;) 
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 12, 2013, 06:27 pm
OMG I was perusing the normal internet nonsense and look at WTF I found..

**Clearnet WARNING**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T6vul95hwOY

So anyway...I wonder-can you use it over Tor? How easy is it to hack? :o 8) :-X
Heheheheh...evil thoughts can be sooo good sometimes ;)  :P
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 12, 2013, 08:19 pm

TrashBox  is just another word for Mike Hunt

See, thats what Im talking about :) Glad we are back to normal family oriented wholesome conversations...about box's and wordplay and what not ::) :P ;D
Viva la Scurvy Crew...VIVA LA BOX! ;) 
TinyDot

Hell yeah, TinyDot. For a minute there I felt like I was in the wrong thread or something...

ALSO. TSC needs to sell these. Getting on it right now. Thanks TinyDot, you're the shit. :D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 12, 2013, 08:47 pm
Viva la Scurvy Crew...VIVA LA BOX! ;) 

VIVA LA DOT
because of his recent feedback we are selling the rest of our current stock of the Paki Pollen for CHEAP! 5 grams for $25

Link: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2a647d8a82

It tastes good and gets you MEGA SUPER STUPID STONED, but since it's not up to TinyDot's standards you all get to reap the benefits of his quality control (Zipstyle made me say "quality control", I wanted to say "high standards"  ::) )

Happy mom's day DUDES!
<33
TB
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 12, 2013, 09:38 pm
So I found this hash guide for those of you that wouldn't really smoke hash but like edibles...

According to this guide, 5 grams of hash will yield around 50-100 edible doses. :)

[CLEARNET]
http://kushits.wordpress.com/2011/03/27/cooking-with-hash-a-guide-for-the-medical-marijuana-patient-includes-recipes-mmj-cannabis-mmot-weed/
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 12, 2013, 09:49 pm
Viva la Scurvy Crew...VIVA LA BOX! ;) 

VIVA LA DOT
because of his recent feedback we are selling the rest of our current stock of the Paki Pollen for CHEAP! 5 grams for $25

Link: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2a647d8a82

It tastes good and gets you MEGA SUPER STUPID STONED, but since it's not up to TinyDot's standards you all get to reap the benefits of his quality control (Zipstyle made me say "quality control", I wanted to say "high standards"  ::) )

Happy mom's day DUDES!
<33
TB

waaii whaaa? :o :o   I assure you Scurvy Crew it far exceeds my standards (lol standards ::)) :D  Hellz ya on a sale though...yay! 
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 12, 2013, 10:53 pm
haha tiny is the tsc quality control dept!! (hey can u say the opium isnt up to your standards..... spark up a
sale? tried out some o that hash was damn good if do say so myself!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 12, 2013, 10:56 pm
 ;)hey TB you want i should tell em about our romantic weekend or u tryin to keep it a secret?  ???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 13, 2013, 12:39 am
;)hey TB you want i should tell em about our romantic weekend or u tryin to keep it a secret?  ???

  :o
Do tell!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 13, 2013, 02:00 am
haha tiny is the tsc quality control dept!! (hey can u say the opium isnt up to your standards..... spark up a
sale? tried out some o that hash was damn good if do say so myself!

LOL Well I can't speak for the Crew but I would bet in a few weeks once Ace is back from his adventures 8) ::) :-X :-X that could possibly happen right guys and gals?  ;) ;)  (Or am I the only pot head on here who actually remembers posts from more than a few days ago ::) :P)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 13, 2013, 02:04 am
Oh snap in 4 more posts I can start delving out Karma like the rest of the big kids so here is a +1 to everyone in advance ;) ;) (LoL I hope the karma market does not fluctuate as wildly as bc..otherwise by the time I am able to give that +1 it may only be +.78 :-[ :-\ :'()
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: lunarpursuit on May 13, 2013, 02:11 am
Got a killer gram of that alleged 'Bayer' opium a few months back....

Had zero opiate tolerance at the time and was getting pretty loaded vaping that shit....

In fact, my buddy still has the rest of that bag at his house.... Barely smoked any of it!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 13, 2013, 02:30 am
;)hey TB you want i should tell em about our romantic weekend or u tryin to keep it a secret?  ???

  :o
Do tell!!
  ok well it started out just like any other saturday.. tryin to find what trouble i could get into while
i was waiting for my weekend anti-boredom kit to arrive.when i hear a knock at the door. not really expecting anyone at the moment except the postman. when i opened the door to my surprise it was a mailwoman. blond hair, athletic build and some damn nice 36c's! she says i need to sign for a package
me being a little apprehensive say that im not expecting anything. she gives me a look and says "dont give me that b.s. i know what your expecting" so i say "is this a cd?" she pushes me inside and closes the door.
sheds the postal uniform only to be wearing a black lace lingerie with fuck me boots! damn this chick is hot!!
 she says yep you are exactly right it is a "cd" im about to control that dick in ways you can only dream about! to my surprise this unsuspecting visit was not about me at all...she was just trying to get her rocks off...she told me to sit down while she opened the anti-boredom kit...i didn't even stop to think how did she know who i was or where i was...i was just focused on the very little that she was wearing...so i did as i was told...all i can say is the hash was amazing...so amazing that i was in another world before i realized that this crazy chick had me tied to this chair...hands were cuffed behind my back and I couldn't even move to get out of this situation....she rode the shit out of me gathered her things and as she was leaving said, clean up this fucking trash box, smiled and left....my neighbor finally heard me and used his spare key to get in....if not i'd still be tied to this fucking chair with what my neighbor described as the stupidest grin he's ever seen...all in all...definitely a good night...ready for round two...you know who you are
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 13, 2013, 04:33 am
^^^Loving it!!^^^
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 13, 2013, 04:43 am
;)hey TB you want i should tell em about our romantic weekend or u tryin to keep it a secret?  ???

BOOTSIES ordered the sexy kit and totally GOT LAID!!! (I'm pretty sure it was a nod, though, bc he seems to think it was me  :-\
**coulda been actually... I got laid laid this weekend, but I didn't even *think* to ask the fool his name. I get high and do shit like that ALL THE TIME. It's kinda how I roll. The only 2 questions I ever think to ask are "What's your dick like, homie? What are you into?"
You see, they know where I get my shit when it's in season. Now they wanna lick my Box in the evenin'. I guess Mike Hunt gettin' eatin.

This is just PROOF that the Seduction Kit (hash/opium mix and my sexalicious playlist) actually works. so, gents and ladies, do like Bootsies and GET SOME GET SOME  :P well, do it in about a week when our opium listings are back up... I've heard the word and the word is EIGHT! Yes, 8 days until the opium is ready to be listed back up  ;D

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Trappy on May 13, 2013, 04:50 am
I just ordered the 5 gram promotion of Pakistani pollen. Can't wait! How does it compare to the Moroccan hash? I still have about 1/3 of my "prize" hash sitting snugly besides my bud.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 13, 2013, 05:03 am
am I the only pot head on here who actually remembers posts from more than a few days ago ::) :P)

TinyDot

Yes... which is why you are now our new quality control guy.

Also, LOL @ at karma fluctuation/BTC reference  :D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 13, 2013, 05:15 am
I just ordered the 5 gram promotion of Pakistani pollen. Can't wait! How does it compare to the Moroccan hash? I still have about 1/3 of my "prize" hash sitting snugly besides my bud.



Nice man! You're the first customer to take advantage of the offer. Some other great deals are coming soon! Keep checking back in the next few days. I hope you enjoy it... you should ask TinyDot, since he's rather acquainted with the Paki Pollen hehe. Might have been floating around the "crime scene" boosties described earlier... ;)

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 13, 2013, 06:06 am
ok well it started out just like any other saturday.. tryin to find what trouble i could get into while
i was waiting for my weekend anti-boredom kit to arrive.when i hear a knock at the door. not really expecting anyone at the moment except the postman. when i opened the door to my surprise it was a mailwoman. blond hair, athletic build and some damn nice 36c's! she says i need to sign for a package
me being a little apprehensive say that im not expecting anything. she gives me a look and says "dont give me that b.s. i know what your expecting" so i say "is this a cd?" she pushes me inside and closes the door.
sheds the postal uniform only to be wearing a black lace lingerie with fuck me boots! damn this chick is hot!!
 she says yep you are exactly right it is a "cd" im about to control that dick in ways you can only dream about! to my surprise this unsuspecting visit was not about me at all...she was just trying to get her rocks off...she told me to sit down while she opened the anti-boredom kit...i didn't even stop to think how did she know who i was or where i was...i was just focused on the very little that she was wearing...so i did as i was told...all i can say is the hash was amazing...so amazing that i was in another world before i realized that this crazy chick had me tied to this chair...hands were cuffed behind my back and I couldn't even move to get out of this situation....she rode the shit out of me gathered her things and as she was leaving said, clean up this fucking trash box, smiled and left....my neighbor finally heard me and used his spare key to get in....if not i'd still be tied to this fucking chair with what my neighbor described as the stupidest grin he's ever seen...all in all...definitely a good night...ready for round two...you know who you are

HOLY FUCK this totally turned me on   :o  :-[  :-*  ;)  wish I had a man around right MEOW  :'(

Boosties... I posted my response about our night together before I read yours and got the error but posted anyway. TBH I am kinda not an opium girl... but I **really** like the idea of hand delivering these kits every once in a while  :-X and if any of you have seen my previous posts in Blue Giraffe's thread you already know GHB gets me really fucking horny (read: WET). And so, Boosties, lover  ;), you have inspired TSC's newest $20 W/E kit:

Sexy Weekend GHB Kit $20: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/29a4f28ccb

Seriously, NO LUBE NECESSARY
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 13, 2013, 07:08 am
I just ordered the 5 gram promotion of Pakistani pollen. Can't wait! How does it compare to the Moroccan hash? I still have about 1/3 of my "prize" hash sitting snugly besides my bud.



Nice man! You're the first customer to take advantage of the offer. Some other great deals are coming soon! Keep checking back in the next few days. I hope you enjoy it... you should ask TinyDot, since he's rather acquainted with the Paki Pollen hehe. Might have been floating around the "crime scene" boosties described earlier... ;)
The Pakistani is nice..it is a hard hash meaning you will definitely want to warm it in your hands for a few moments before trying to break into it.  And be careful...that Pakistani is strong stuff boy o!  The outside does not convey the beauty once you have broken a chunk apart.  Nice blond pollen compressed tightly together with a very pleasing scent and OMG the mouth feel of this hash is like nothing I have ever experienced...for real its like smoking a nice mild creamy cigar...cept minus the cigar and funky aftertaste.  My friends told me they were very pleased with its mild sedative effects as well (I suspect this is not a pure sativa hash but that little bit of indica dispersed in there as well) so yay on that.  In relation to the Ketama, I would say the Pakistani is better in taste and less harsh on the throat, but I like the soaring sativa high of the ketama much more (I am a sativa fiend).  I am looking forward to trying the Hardallah soon as well and will leave a detailed review once I do ;) 8)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 13, 2013, 12:07 pm
ok well it started out just like any other saturday.. tryin to find what trouble i could get into while
i was waiting for my weekend anti-boredom kit to arrive.when i hear a knock at the door. not really expecting anyone at the moment except the postman. when i opened the door to my surprise it was a mailwoman. blond hair, athletic build and some damn nice 36c's! she says i need to sign for a package
me being a little apprehensive say that im not expecting anything. she gives me a look and says "dont give me that b.s. i know what your expecting" so i say "is this a cd?" she pushes me inside and closes the door.
sheds the postal uniform only to be wearing a black lace lingerie with fuck me boots! damn this chick is hot!!
 she says yep you are exactly right it is a "cd" im about to control that dick in ways you can only dream about! to my surprise this unsuspecting visit was not about me at all...she was just trying to get her rocks off...she told me to sit down while she opened the anti-boredom kit...i didn't even stop to think how did she know who i was or where i was...i was just focused on the very little that she was wearing...so i did as i was told...all i can say is the hash was amazing...so amazing that i was in another world before i realized that this crazy chick had me tied to this chair...hands were cuffed behind my back and I couldn't even move to get out of this situation....she rode the shit out of me gathered her things and as she was leaving said, clean up this fucking trash box, smiled and left....my neighbor finally heard me and used his spare key to get in....if not i'd still be tied to this fucking chair with what my neighbor described as the stupidest grin he's ever seen...all in all...definitely a good night...ready for round two...you know who you are

HOLY FUCK this totally turned me on   :o  :-[  :-*  ;)  wish I had a man around right MEOW  :'(

Boosties... I posted my response about our night together before I read yours and got the error but posted anyway. TBH I am kinda not an opium girl... but I **really** like the idea of hand delivering these kits every once in a while  :-X and if any of you have seen my previous posts in Blue Giraffe's thread you already know GHB gets me really fucking horny (read: WET). And so, Boosties, lover  ;), you have inspired TSC's newest $20 W/E kit:

Sexy Weekend GHB Kit $20: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/29a4f28ccb

Seriously, NO LUBE NECESSARY
hahaha nice im glad i could inspire a kit or something!! i know your not an o girl but this was only hash...remember :)(wish it wasnt) but ill definitely have to give one of those kits a run!! glad i could get that
trashy box nice n wet!!! luv ya!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 13, 2013, 12:12 pm
p.s. the chick i was with wrote the second part..... she's a lil FrEaKy!!! haha good times!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 13, 2013, 04:12 pm
5g  for $25 Sale is now over  ;) That deal about put us out of business! LOL You fuckers got a deal! Good job hanging in our review thread at all hours of the night  8) HORNBALLS

Paki prices are now:

$9/1g+

$8/5g+

$7/10g+
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 13, 2013, 06:06 pm
Grrooowwwllllllll, oohhhh you trashy trash..  :(   ;)

Guess I have to plant myself around this thread, huh?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 13, 2013, 11:47 pm
damn i missed the sale....doh! ahh well next time. have no coin at the moment anyhow.
hey southpaw its a good thread to crawl around wit some good peeps!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 14, 2013, 01:15 am
I LIKE TURTLES :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 14, 2013, 01:34 am
have u ever hitched a ride from a sea turtle? its great.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 14, 2013, 02:21 am
I LIKE TURTLES :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

One more post and you can give karma!!!

Who will you give it to... hmmmmmm  ???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 14, 2013, 03:28 am
damn i missed the sale....doh! ahh well next time. have no coin at the moment anyhow.
hey southpaw its a good thread to crawl around wit some good peeps!
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Oh I'm here bootsie, PLANTED hahaha  BIG :)

I have no idea how I f'd this quote up, but it has happened in another thread that I was able to correct. I quote the person so they get ah never mind. lol  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 14, 2013, 03:45 am
I LIKE TURTLES :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

One more post and you can give karma!!!

Who will you give it to... hmmmmmm  ???
tinydot's gonna be a big dot!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 14, 2013, 05:14 am
have u ever hitched a ride from a sea turtle? its great.
No but I think I saw that on the internet :P ;D  And on that note...+karma for everyone..yay its fucking raining rainbows and shit...giant crazy sharp rainbows of death and destruction that shall bring forth the end of humanity as we know it MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...behold world...I now can deliver karma like many silk lords before me! (Insert awesome lord of rings type scene/soundtrack here) :o 8) :P

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 14, 2013, 06:15 am
have u ever hitched a ride from a sea turtle? its great.
No but I think I saw that on the internet :P ;D  And on that note...+karma for everyone..yay its fucking raining rainbows and shit...giant crazy sharp rainbows of death and destruction that shall bring forth the end of humanity as we know it MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...behold world...I now can deliver karma like many silk lords before me! (Insert awesome lord of rings type scene/soundtrack here) 

TinyDot

Whahooo tinydot, givem hell with that karma,,,wait, what? 'giant crazy sharp rainbows of death and destruction that shall bring forth the end of humanity.....'  Yikes, tinydot is a bigdot huh? lol :o 8)

Love to all, but I can't karma any more for ya till a couple of days..Time for a nap...Dreamin of trash  hahaha ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 14, 2013, 05:25 pm
SOUTHPAW! Yeah, you def gotta chill in here more often man. Chill people like boosties, TinyDot, TrashBox, murderface2012 and others just be kickin itttt. Plus...

New bulk listing of BlueGiraffe's GHB and 2g of our Hashy hash hash UH YEE. Much love y'all.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8f9525719e
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 14, 2013, 06:36 pm
SOUTHPAW! Yeah, you def gotta chill in here more often man. Chill people like boosties, TinyDot, TrashBox, murderface2012 and others just be kickin itttt. Plus...

New bulk listing of BlueGiraffe's GHB and 2g of our Hashy hash hash UH YEE. Much love y'all.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8f9525719e

I be chilllliiiiinnnn zippy zip thanks for the invite... :)  BlueGiraffe hummmm, gotta go see...had a great nap, the garbage was everywhere, yummm. :o
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Fours222 on May 14, 2013, 06:55 pm
Trashy:

Received the GHB / Hash/opium pack!!!! OMG Hash/Opium AMAZEBALLS, seriosuly fucking love it Couldn't fathom what the Bayer is like. I fucking love this stuff.

Now what do I do with this GHB.......
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 14, 2013, 11:17 pm
Trashy:

Received the GHB / Hash/opium pack!!!! OMG Hash/Opium AMAZEBALLS, seriosuly fucking love it Couldn't fathom what the Bayer is like. I fucking love this stuff.

Now what do I do with this GHB.......

Use a 1/2 teaspoon measuring spoon or use a scale. Each 1/2 teaspoon is ~1 g. So start with one scoop, sip slowly and then repeat at a rate of 1 scoop per hour. You shouldn't exceed 3g in a night. Hope that helps :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 14, 2013, 11:45 pm
i think GHB might be the one drug ive never tried once. anyone have comparisons,descriptions?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 15, 2013, 12:16 am
i think GHB might be the one drug ive never tried once. anyone have comparisons,descriptions?

I'm gonna go ahead and quote my first experience with GHB for ya... :)

Thought I would drop by to leave a quick review of BlueGiraffe's GHB, which I had the pleasure of trying in The Scurvy Crew's Anti-Alcohol Weekend Kit.
BlueGiraffe: Expect an order from me in the near future :)

It was late, I was coming off of amphetamines, and I'd just finished all my work and wanted to get some good sleep so I could start the next day refreshed. Earlier in the day I'd checked the mail and gotten the wonderful Anti-Alcohol kit from TSC and it just seemed like the right time to try it out. Having never tried GHB before, I did some reading of BlueGiraffe's forum threads and decided I would try out his 1/2 teaspoon method (BG says that 1/2 teaspoon is ~.75-1 g of his GHB) in a wine glass.

I added purified water to the powdered GHB and watched (with some amusement and fascination) as the GHB simply dissolved in small hazy plumes. There wasn't really any smell at all. Once all the powder had dissolved, I decided to try and take a sip. I was nervous about the taste, but after my first sip I was pleasantly surprised. Tasted almost exactly like pussy, my favorite! In my excitement, I gulped the rest down and soon afterwards felt a nice relaxation spreading in my chest.

I decided to wait a bit before dosing more, just in case I was more sensitive than most. Over the next 15 minutes or so I would become quite relaxed, the feeling was very much like a heightened alcohol euphoria, the kind of euphoria people THINK they'll experience by drinking more. The truth is, when you drink more alcohol you zoom past "feeling good" and end up in "being sick as fuck". This is NOT the case with BG's GHB! I was feeling amazing, and was quite sad I didn't have a ladyfriend around to share the erotic feeling spreading through my core. I decided that if I was going to get any sleep, I should take a bit more GHB and lay down for a snooze. Around +:35 I dosed another .75-1 g in water and sipped it over the next 5-10 minutes. As I was doing so, I was (s)exting my ladyfriend all the delightfully pornographic thoughts I was having about her. Part of me was concerned that I might be overdoing it, but on the contrary: she was very much enthused!

After my incredibly frustrating session through text messages, I decided to call it a night. I would save the rest of my GHB for a night where my ladyfriend would be over to enjoy with me ;). Laying down in my bed was an experience all on its own. Can you say "laying down in a cloud"? Cuz that's what it felt like. I knocked out almost immediately in the most peaceful way imaginable and woke up pretty easily about 3.5-4 hours later (the time I needed to wake up). When I woke up, I was surprised to find that I was hardly groggy at all! On the contrary, I woke up feeling refreshed and energized, which is wonderful!! I need to wake up feeling this way more often. I was feeling so good, in fact, that I just HAD to come on the forums and tell BlueGiraffe about it since I've been wanting to try his GHB for quite some time now (we both joined SR around the exact same time).

And that's wussup.

much love out to BlueGiraffe for being the shittt
-zipstyle
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 15, 2013, 12:25 am
^^^^ thanks zips!!! and that's wassup!! idk why i havent tried this yet?! would you say the calm/euphoria
is closer to an opiate or benzo?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 15, 2013, 01:57 am
No problem, boosties! :D I'd say it's closer to benzo, but similar to the euphoria of mdma, it kinda is focused in the heart center than the head, if that makes sense? Opiate euphoria is usually more of a body buzz or head rush imo.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 15, 2013, 02:34 am
i think GHB might be the one drug ive never tried once. anyone have comparisons,descriptions?

I'm gonna go ahead and quote my first experience with GHB for ya... :)

Thought I would drop by to leave a quick review of BlueGiraffe's GHB, which I had the pleasure of trying in The Scurvy Crew's Anti-Alcohol Weekend Kit.
BlueGiraffe: Expect an order from me in the near future :)

It was late, I was coming off of amphetamines, and I'd just finished all my work and wanted to get some good sleep so I could start the next day refreshed. Earlier in the day I'd checked the mail and gotten the wonderful Anti-Alcohol kit from TSC and it just seemed like the right time to try it out. Having never tried GHB before, I did some reading of BlueGiraffe's forum threads and decided I would try out his 1/2 teaspoon method (BG says that 1/2 teaspoon is ~.75-1 g of his GHB) in a wine glass.

I added purified water to the powdered GHB and watched (with some amusement and fascination) as the GHB simply dissolved in small hazy plumes. There wasn't really any smell at all. Once all the powder had dissolved, I decided to try and take a sip. I was nervous about the taste, but after my first sip I was pleasantly surprised. Tasted almost exactly like pussy, my favorite! In my excitement, I gulped the rest down and soon afterwards felt a nice relaxation spreading in my chest.

I decided to wait a bit before dosing more, just in case I was more sensitive than most. Over the next 15 minutes or so I would become quite relaxed, the feeling was very much like a heightened alcohol euphoria, the kind of euphoria people THINK they'll experience by drinking more. The truth is, when you drink more alcohol you zoom past "feeling good" and end up in "being sick as fuck". This is NOT the case with BG's GHB! I was feeling amazing, and was quite sad I didn't have a ladyfriend around to share the erotic feeling spreading through my core. I decided that if I was going to get any sleep, I should take a bit more GHB and lay down for a snooze. Around +:35 I dosed another .75-1 g in water and sipped it over the next 5-10 minutes. As I was doing so, I was (s)exting my ladyfriend all the delightfully pornographic thoughts I was having about her. Part of me was concerned that I might be overdoing it, but on the contrary: she was very much enthused!

After my incredibly frustrating session through text messages, I decided to call it a night. I would save the rest of my GHB for a night where my ladyfriend would be over to enjoy with me ;). Laying down in my bed was an experience all on its own. Can you say "laying down in a cloud"? Cuz that's what it felt like. I knocked out almost immediately in the most peaceful way imaginable and woke up pretty easily about 3.5-4 hours later (the time I needed to wake up). When I woke up, I was surprised to find that I was hardly groggy at all! On the contrary, I woke up feeling refreshed and energized, which is wonderful!! I need to wake up feeling this way more often. I was feeling so good, in fact, that I just HAD to come on the forums and tell BlueGiraffe about it since I've been wanting to try his GHB for quite some time now (we both joined SR around the exact same time).

And that's wussup.

much love out to BlueGiraffe for being the shittt
-zipstyle

Damn Zip you are GOOD!!!! ;)

Now I want to try this! :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 15, 2013, 02:42 am

ziiiiip!! what up homie??

oh wow.. ghb sounds outright glorious!!
i've yet to try it myself..
my list of addictions reach from here to hell!!  :-X
but i WAS gonna try some from winning that awesome TSC contest..  ;D but i think the postal zombies either ate it, or are still snailing it along!!

did ya'll read up that TSC now does US cash to coin transfers?? umm yea!!
although i've yet to do this also.. Lovely TB was quick to answer all questions!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 15, 2013, 03:01 am
MURDAA! Sup my man??
I've been chillen, tryin to keep it real ;)

Setting up this deal for y'all GHB-interested homies:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8f9525719e

I'd recommend it...ain't nothin like some THC and some GHB to chill the FUCK out 8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 15, 2013, 03:05 am
sounds real nice!! cheers to you zips! gonna take u up on that offer! thanks
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 15, 2013, 03:27 am
I'm gonna have to do the same, zippery zip, but I want the bayer as well and I need to throw some cash for coin my man. Directions would be greatly appreciated.  ;)

@murderface, please don't cry over addiction.. :) haha   It will all end one day, let's just make sure that day is FAR from NOW, Whahooo, it ain't just a fish either... lol  :o  :)   8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 15, 2013, 03:58 am
You down wit OPP?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 15, 2013, 04:02 am
i think GHB might be the one drug ive never tried once. anyone have comparisons,descriptions?

It's like getting drunk without the calories!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 15, 2013, 04:06 am
Trashy:

Received the GHB / Hash/opium pack!!!! OMG Hash/Opium AMAZEBALLS, seriosuly fucking love it Couldn't fathom what the Bayer is like. I fucking love this stuff.

Now what do I do with this GHB.......

I want to know every SLUTTY detail of how you seduced your man. TELL ME MEOW
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 15, 2013, 04:18 am
No problem, boosties! :D I'd say it's closer to benzo, but similar to the euphoria of mdma, it kinda is focused in the heart center than the head, if that makes sense? Opiate euphoria is usually more of a body buzz or head rush imo.
Agreed..Opiates seem to be much more tingly kinda "omg Im high" and you stand up and realize everything feels warm and itchy :o ??? ;)  Good Times ::)
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 15, 2013, 04:21 am
LOL...just realized I cannot give anyone on this page + karma for at least 2 more days :P :-[
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 15, 2013, 04:28 am
You down wit OPP?

1st @ TB, I will be back to you in just a minute SWEETIE.. <3  ;)

2nd @ TD, no worries I just karma'd all over zip and I'm going for all I can now. May have to take a nap after though. hahaha :)

3rd Ah, Ummm, well shut I don't have a third at the moment, let me go spread some LOVE and then back to the BOX! YeeeHawww  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 15, 2013, 04:42 am
i think GHB might be the one drug ive never tried once. anyone have comparisons,descriptions?

It's like getting drunk without the calories!
nice!!not too worried about the calories! but if you overdo it is it also like being drunk?
nausea,etc..?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 15, 2013, 04:49 am
i think GHB might be the one drug ive never tried once. anyone have comparisons,descriptions?

It's like getting drunk without the calories!
nice!!not too worried about the calories! but if you overdo it is it also like being drunk?
nausea,etc..?

No...if you overdo it, you fall asleep. And people won't be able to wake you up for like 4 hours. Then you'll wake up suddenly, like 0-60 mph waking up. It's pretty hard to overdo it though. Just take it slow and don't take more than 4 g per night and you won't have any problems :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 15, 2013, 05:22 am
i think GHB might be the one drug ive never tried once. anyone have comparisons,descriptions?

It's like getting drunk without the calories!
nice!!not too worried about the calories! but if you overdo it is it also like being drunk?
nausea,etc..?

With all due respect to Zip, and that is for real. As well not that I am Debbie Muthr fuk'n Dwnr, but if you over do it, well, just don't.  Please follow zip's instructions....Peace Love and Fuck,   ummm,   ME.. lol Love to all... :)

@ boosties if you over do it, as with anything, you sleep the longest nap of them all. No wake up call, K?   :o   ;)   8)


@ TRASHBOX, I NEED YOU PLEASE!!!  :)

After popular review I have fixed my sorry punctuation.. Thanks gang..  D'ah to me..  :o
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 15, 2013, 12:28 pm
cool! thanks for all the info! im gonna give it the ol' college try! thanks tsc
@ southpaw i like to wake up from it eventually! ha
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 15, 2013, 03:08 pm
Okay SOUTHPAW,

You kinda scared me last night cuz I was high and while reading your post I thought you were telling boosties and others NOT to follow my instructions... but in this clearer morning light I see that you meant to say "DON'T overdo it, FOLLOW Zip's instructions" haha!

And @boosties no problem man! I think you'll really enjoy it as a treat from time to time when you think the world is just wound way too tight around your ears.

Much love!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SelfSovereignty on May 15, 2013, 03:28 pm
Okay SOUTHPAW,

You kinda scared me last night cuz I was high and while reading your post I thought you were telling boosties and others NOT to follow my instructions... but in this clearer morning light I see that you meant to say "DON'T overdo it, FOLLOW Zip's instructions" haha!


I wasn't any higher than usual and I read the same exact thing you did actually.  Makes a lot more sense now, heh :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 16, 2013, 02:57 am
Okay SOUTHPAW,

You kinda scared me last night cuz I was high and while reading your post I thought you were telling boosties and others NOT to follow my instructions... but in this clearer morning light I see that you meant to say "DON'T overdo it, FOLLOW Zip's instructions" haha!


I wasn't any higher than usual and I read the same exact thing you did actually.  Makes a lot more sense now, heh :)
i kno me too^^^ think he said he was trippin while surfing last night!! ah well least it makes sense
now. yeah zips sounds good!  im due for some relief from this world soon!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 16, 2013, 03:56 am

out in da streets dem call it murder!!

hello hello my lovelies!!
big hugs from the murder!!
i almost died at work today, so i'm sending out some love!!
just in case murderface expires.. i tried!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 16, 2013, 05:05 am
Sorry to all for the missed coma,,,,,Yea it does read like the dumb ass I can be some times but thank you all for pointing this out. :) for real..

Well, I have been pretty fucking maniac these last, I don't know 30 years. lol   No, the fact is aahhhh, never mind..  8)

Love The Scurvy Crew  <3   :o    help me   ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 16, 2013, 07:52 am

out in da streets dem call it murder!!

hello hello my lovelies!!
big hugs from the murder!!
i almost died at work today, so i'm sending out some love!!
just in case murderface expires.. i tried!!

MRDR4LYFE

love vibes headed your way, coo  :-* :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 16, 2013, 09:00 am
@ TRASHBOX, I NEED YOU PLEASE!!!  :)

Like right now? or on market ? or like halfway north of your southpaw?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 16, 2013, 12:06 pm
@ TRASHBOX, I NEED YOU PLEASE!!!  :)

Like right now? or on market ? or like halfway north of your southpaw?

You crack me up trashbox!!!  :)

I need some ................ guidance, on one of the services PM be ok?  Or would here on the open forum be better? :o  Some may want to watch.  haha 8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 16, 2013, 05:24 pm
Classy Crew wut up?! ;D :P
Just was wondering how the mission impossible thing was going?  ;) :-X I hope all is well and I look forward to trying umm...alot :o ;) :-X of that if/when it shows up. (If your wondering what Im talking about check ACE's post from pg 31)
Stay Classy Scurvy Crew ;D
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on May 16, 2013, 06:02 pm
I got to commend the Scurvy Crew for the magnificent Pakistani Hash!

Ten grams of a real tonic, kinda smoke reserved for after the pub, or leave out the pub and walk along a beach.

Not that I have a beach nearby and thankfully no nations whose inhabitants are throwing petrol bombs at people who used to bring in billions via tourism. Now, the only tourists are the odd lunatic who is more happy with an AK47 than a spliff of the hash which passes through - and that which is no doubt grown there - plus I know opium used to be grown there. If its the same nation.

As for flying - I am into remote controlled model aircraft. Not much help really but could do a short hop over a border with a light load.

Anyway, if anyone is waiting a while on any orders - I've gone past the 17 days but have had things before which went through a time warp. Thankfully I've never lost anything yet on SR - but have another contention re quality of a recent order - not from the SC I might add who, so far, have provided quality products at a decent price. Products which are not going to found in some UK boozer.

Most UK hash is pretty much the worse standard - basic hash mixed with up to 90% non-hash bulking agents. So little cannabis resin in the hash that it has to be glued together! Any hard hash ought to become pliable in the heat of your hand - and if the hash gives off a darkish ash when burnt, its a sign of poor quality.

I'm looking forward to the Bayer opium - plan is to mix 500mg with 2 gram of the Pakistani hash - that will be saved for the bong at a festival when we are camped out under the starry sky.

The Pakistani hash is just going to make you think 'wow, this is what hash should be like!' - its more 'heavy' than some hashes - even measured next to my favs off SR it come out at joint top for being the strongest hash.

Actually, I should relate an experience for those of you that eat hashish. I'm a hash eater - a habit I indulge in a few times a year.

My method of delivery is as follows....

Take one gram of hash, pick into small pieces, place on a saucer.

Fill a mug two thirds with milk. Place milk from cup into saucepan and gently heat till it simmers.

Add the hash. stir for 30 secs to one minute lowering heat to a very gentle simmer.

Place some ready instant coffee in your cup - add the milk/hash mix. Allow to cool and top up with some fresh milk.

Add sugar to taste and leave till its cool enough to drink in one.

The taste, its not one anybody would savour. It tastes like shit to be honest and is so bad you might need a small piece of chocolate/candy to wash down the bitter taste.

Then your good to go for 8-12 hours of being VERY stoned. The gram is for experienced users only - and I found it to be a fantastic way to have an alcohol free night but still enjoy a concert followed by a meal and other fun filled moments. It made a nice change and reminded how great it is to eat hash or in this case, drink it dissolved in milk.

The hash dissolved fine - with little sign of many contaminants of veg matters and so on. The more refined the hash, the better it is, the more likely it will dissolve almost completely. Hash of a lesser quality tends to leave a scum on top of the milk - No 3 hash, hash made through a bigger sieve size is still fine to eat/drink but do inspect it via a microscope as a 10 pound microscope is good enough to see if hash is pure.

All in all I really enjoyed eating my gram of this fine Pakistani hash, and would certainly encourage others to think about eating or drinking hash as its obviously safer to consume that way. Just make sure you plan the night - your going to be too stoned for any serious kind of encounter, I ended up on the swings in a park at 3.00am, and it was great to be stoned and carefree for an evening.

Fantastic little break from the drudgery of work!

Have been working outdoors of late so bring some hash that is not as strong. In my experience, you don't want to be too stoned at work. We leave that for Fridays  ;)

I don't like to mix hash this strong with alcohol unless I'm at a festival or camping out for the night.

Hash this good, I'll save it for special occasions. Such as now. Well, it is Thursday and I got some good things to watch on TV whilst the missus goes shopping.

Never go shopping with a women stoned on hash either.

 ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 18, 2013, 07:21 pm
Whooooooaaaaaa Red, thanks for the amazing story and awesome review!! Tis why we added "and AWESOMENESS" to our review thread title... because we collect the coolest customers on this road  8)  SRSSSSSLYYY DUDES and dudettes... how did we get so damn lucky? HOW?

@SouthPaw, my love... I hit you back on market  :-* :-*

Errrrbody else... it's been a weird week for me. I'm all out of pot :(  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(  so i went out with a girlfriend for ladies night (free drinks!) and we ended up hanging out with some random dudes all night after they offered me a hit of a spliff (cough, cough, I usually like my hash without the tobacco, but whatever, desperate times, ya know?) We ended up at a strip club LOL in the champagne room... and these dudes were some BALLERS bc the club owners let us smoke joints UP IN DA CLUB *AND* take pictures   8) Also, I had a lap dance that I will never forget  :-X ...the chick was pretty hot (and I am kinda picky when it comes to my ladies) but she had some moves that made me go  :o  (come to think of it, what's Dominique Moceanu up to these days?). Expensive champagne, naked ladies, and lotsa drugs made for a fun night out... took me 24 hours to recover but here I am  ;D Strip clubs aren't usually my thing, but I am so happy I did it :P

Anyways, how are my favorite people in the whole wide world???

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 18, 2013, 08:22 pm
Anyways, how are my favorite people in the whole wide world???

awww.. our favorite box got a lappy.. whew!! i think i need a smoke!!
damn girl!! it saddens me to know you're dry!! fuck sexy, i have enough to probably fill your bath tub!! (well, its not mine, but its outcome is entirely on me) i wish i wish i could just reach through this screen and get my trashy loaded!!

I'm  peachy darling!! how are YOU??
did you hear i almost died!?! i need a sympathy hug!! ;) lol my misses is pissed at my occupation, so she's like 'i told you so'.. and i know she's right.. but the kids gotta eat!!

anywhoooo.. hit me up, I'll send you some murderface homemade hash.. or just keep on clubbin!! damn, i wish i had a money box!! i'd be the biggest damn drug slut no doubt  ;D

keep it real yo!!

'murder was the case that they gave me'
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 18, 2013, 09:45 pm
yooo whatup everyone!! murderface glad ur ok! u should try to avoid dying,its no good for anyone!
anyway been crazy busy this weekend but felt it only right to post in here what everyone already knows....
that TSC IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT!! why? well last week i got an order from them only it wasnt exactly what i
ordered. i had ordered 3 o/hash wknd kits. only i got one and there was no o in it.(amazing hash) but no o and
2g's short. messaged them about what had happened. they looked into it and realized they didnt see the other 2 in qty.
so they sent it mon. got it today that's 4-5 days!!!! and its a lil over on top of it!! and this is DEF the mix. really didnt
expect it till next week sometime or later seeing as im sure they have much larger stuff to deal with. but DAMN!!
that's why i will continue to shout from the rooftops that TSC is awesome! and anyone who asks me i tell em the same!!!
thanks again CREW! love y'all!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 19, 2013, 01:50 am
did you hear i almost died!?!

yes... that's why i sent love vibes your way like 3 posts ago... but internet hugs... i can send those, too... and  :-* :-* :-* :-*

damn, i wish i had a money box!! i'd be the biggest damn drug slut no doubt  ;D

DAFUK you just call me?? drug slut? jeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 19, 2013, 02:22 am
yooo whatup everyone!! murderface glad ur ok! u should try to avoid dying,its no good for anyone!
anyway been crazy busy this weekend but felt it only right to post in here what everyone already knows....
that TSC IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN SHIT!! why? well last week i got an order from them only it wasnt exactly what i
ordered. i had ordered 3 o/hash wknd kits. only i got one and there was no o in it.(amazing hash) but no o and
2g's short. messaged them about what had happened. they looked into it and realized they didnt see the other 2 in qty.
so they sent it mon. got it today that's 4-5 days!!!! and its a lil over on top of it!! and this is DEF the mix. really didnt
expect it till next week sometime or later seeing as im sure they have much larger stuff to deal with. but DAMN!!
that's why i will continue to shout from the rooftops that TSC is awesome! and anyone who asks me i tell em the same!!!
thanks again CREW! love y'all!

YEAH BABY!!!! We love you MORE  :-* :-*
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 19, 2013, 02:41 am
@ TrashBox, Got the message ...  DAMN that sucks for me...  :(   But thanks for the response anyway...  :o

Love for the past couple of pages..+1 to ya'll  :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 19, 2013, 02:50 am
did you hear i almost died!?!

yes... that's why i sent love vibes your way like 3 posts ago... but internet hugs... i can send those, too... and  :-* :-* :-* :-*

damn, i wish i had a money box!! i'd be the biggest damn drug slut no doubt  ;D

DAFUK you just call me?? drug slut? jeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz :P

you're so adorable!!
not everything i type is referring to our lovely Trash!!
i truly hope you didn't think i was calling you that!!
you only sparked the train of thought.. hmm, if i were me, but with a hoo hoo, oowee the havoc i could cause!!
you're nothing short of glorious, but you already know this!!
and thank you for the hugs.. we need em!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 19, 2013, 09:03 am
did you hear i almost died!?!

yes... that's why i sent love vibes your way like 3 posts ago... but internet hugs... i can send those, too... and  :-* :-* :-* :-*

damn, i wish i had a money box!! i'd be the biggest damn drug slut no doubt  ;D

DAFUK you just call me?? drug slut? jeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz :P

you're so adorable!!
not everything i type is referring to our lovely Trash!!
i truly hope you didn't think i was calling you that!!
you only sparked the train of thought.. hmm, if i were me, but with a hoo hoo, oowee the havoc i could cause!!

Speaking of trains...hey Trashy..what you say me and you take a ride on the pony express to an obligatory hat factory run by kittens :o 8) :P  (lol..I could have taken that another direction.. ::) :-X ;))
Blah and also Im bored...so +karma to all!
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 19, 2013, 09:07 am
Hey SouthPaw I just realized I got your karma to +69...heh :D
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 22, 2013, 01:59 am
Alright Gang?

ACE here, Sorry I havn´t been around for a bit, had a one week holiday in a fucking awful prison.
Right! Mission get hash out of Algeria was pulled off with only a few minor glitches! Hats off to Whiteout for the UAV help, managed to transfer 10.5Kilos of the finest Algerian hash into Morroco and then into Europe in under 2 days!!! Also many thanks to the Moroccan barber who lent us his car for a crate of Vodka.

We are going into holiday mode in preparation for something really special! We will be away for 4 days whilst we prepare the opium I have harvested and get our new products in stock!
We have the following ready for ya!

Bayer opium (reduced price)
Normal Opium (reduced price)
AK47 Hashish
Ketama hash (the original we stocked fresh from the farm)
Pakistani hash (squish new stock)
Andalucian grown outdoor weed
Algerian Hash
GHB
Ketamine (S-Isomer fresh from india)

Annnnnnnnnnd something really fucking special that we will announce later for TSCrewMe peeps only!!

Also TB is preparing you some new TSCrewME only listings! As Always TSCrew Members will be entitled to regular listings at reduced prices in addition to pre-tasting our new listings, and getting freebies! So if you havn´t sogned up for our news letter please message TrashBox or Zipstyle for info on signing up! If the road ever goes down make sure you are still able to order!

Righhhhhhhhhht We will send TSCrewMe samples out after we publish our next news letter early next week! so make sure you´re signed up before then to receive your freebies!

I´m still at the Opium Fields waiting for the Opium to dry out. the Bayer opium still has about 5 days left before it can be sent. I won´t be able to get online much in the next few days, so as always I leave the sexilicious TrashBox at the helm!

Happy roadddddddddding mofos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 22, 2013, 02:28 am
FUCKYEAH ACE!!!That is music to my ears!! glad u made it alive!!!
now to stalk those O listings till they pop up!!TSC
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 22, 2013, 02:29 am
props bro, props!!
homie, ACE.. seriously, to put it bluntly.. you are my fucking hero!!
i wish i had a little fucking ACE statue next to my other cool ass statues!!
to you, i salute!!

soo glad eveything worked out!! no lives or limbs lost!!

heeeeelllla looking forward to the TSCrewMe!!

always be safe!!
you are irreplaceable my friend!!
peace!!

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 22, 2013, 02:50 am
props bro, props!!
homie, ACE.. seriously, to put it bluntly.. you are my fucking hero!!
i wish i had a little fucking ACE statue next to my other cool ass statues!!
to you, i salute!!

soo glad eveything worked out!! no lives or limbs lost!!

heeeeelllla looking forward to the TSCrewMe!!

always be safe!!
you are irreplaceable my friend!!
peace!!
Awwwwwwwwwww that made me feel all important! A week in a backwards country prison is so worth it for my crew

TB mark this TSCcrew member and the one above him for a free gram of Bayer of Hash when we set sale next week! Their choice of product. Also get this man an Acey statue from somewhere!

Ahhhhhhhhhhoy mateyyyyyyyys

Bed time for me.

ACE out
                             
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 22, 2013, 02:58 am
Fucking hell, just seen my purchasing stats... This is getting ridiculousss

Total transactions: 74
Total spent: $10432.91
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0.34%
Member for: 10 months

Heres a compo for you gang!!!!!!! open to TSCrew Members only

10g of your hash of choice to anyone that can beat the above stats, no cheating now. you´ll have to place a 2$ custom order with us so we can check that your user account is a TSCrew Member and so we can verify your stats!

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
ACE

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 22, 2013, 03:05 am
seriously fuckin love u guys! wish i could even hold a candle to those!!! one day maybe!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 22, 2013, 03:20 am
Fucking hell, just seen my purchasing stats... This is getting ridiculousss

Total transactions: 74
Total spent: $10432.91
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0.34%
Member for: 10 months

Heres a compo for you gang!!!!!!! open to TSCrew Members only

10g of your hash of choice to anyone that can beat the above stats, no cheating now. you´ll have to place a 2$ custom order with us so we can check that your user account is a TSCrew Member and so we can verify your stats!

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
ACE
Hehehehe...I got you beat on a couple of those ;) Put up that custom listing Scurvy Crew...also can't wait to snag some more of that Bayer..heheheh...plans I have...plans.. ::) :-X ;)
Also on a more serious note...glad your ok ACE...try to avoid those dirty fuzz pigs...especially in third world countries. Can't wait to grab some of that Algerian from ya! ;D

TinyDot

PS- +1 to ya for rockin steady even in the face of danger! ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 22, 2013, 03:24 am
DAAAAAAAMN!!

homie, i couldn't take a sip from the brew you hold!!
once again, The fucking Scurvy Crew baby!!
seriously though, 10g's!?! who does this!?!
fucking down to earth people, that's who!!
i salute you, yet again my friend!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 22, 2013, 03:28 am

holy Tesla's coil TinyDot.. are you serious!?!  ???
where did i go wrong in life!?! FML!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 22, 2013, 03:35 am
Meh?  You didnt jack it enough?  Or maybe you jacked it too much?  Or maybe too much but not enough even though it really was too much and now it hurts :-\ :o :P  Wait whaaa?? :P ;)
LOL
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 22, 2013, 04:25 am
Meh?  You didnt jack it enough?  Or maybe you jacked it too much?  Or maybe too much but not enough even though it really was too much and now it hurts :-\ :o :P  Wait whaaa?? :P ;)
LOL
TinyDot

i KNEW it!!  :P

hahaha
enjoy the goodies homie!!
peace!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tellemetree on May 22, 2013, 08:51 am
Ah yeah, Bayer is back!

had my fingers crossed ever since I missed the last lot (Ace's private stash) by about 3 hours.

Now just fingers crossed it lives up to the massive hype I have mentally put on it.

:P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 22, 2013, 03:28 pm
DAAAAAAAMN!!

homie, i couldn't take a sip from the brew you hold!!
once again, The fucking Scurvy Crew baby!!
seriously though, 10g's!?! who does this!?!
fucking down to earth people, that's who!!
i salute you, yet again my friend!!

Hey man, it takes one to know one!
We are lucky to have such chill-ass regular custies that we were able to set up TSCrewMe.

Keep on rockin murdaaa
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Trappy on May 23, 2013, 12:35 am
How much will one gram of the Bayer opium cost?

And my pollen came in exactly a week after purchase! Marvelous. Not quite as potent as the Ketama hash, but still a unique flavor. My five grams will last me a plenty long time! Such a nice price for hash.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: White 0ut on May 23, 2013, 03:39 am
Hats off to Whiteout for the UAV help

Glad to know I could help, thanks for the honorable mention!

TSC Rox my sox
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 23, 2013, 03:41 am
Fucking hell, just seen my purchasing stats... This is getting ridiculousss

Total transactions: 74
Total spent: $10432.91
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0.34%
Member for: 10 months

Heres a compo for you gang!!!!!!! open to TSCrew Members only

10g of your hash of choice to anyone that can beat the above stats, no cheating now. you´ll have to place a 2$ custom order with us so we can check that your user account is a TSCrew Member and so we can verify your stats!

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
ACE

:O
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 23, 2013, 03:45 am
DAAAAAAAMN!!

homie, i couldn't take a sip from the brew you hold!!
once again, The fucking Scurvy Crew baby!!
seriously though, 10g's!?! who does this!?!
fucking down to earth people, that's who!!
i salute you, yet again my friend!!

MURDR4LYFE<3333

Love you all so much
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 23, 2013, 03:54 am
Meh?  You didnt jack it enough?  Or maybe you jacked it too much?  Or maybe too much but not enough even though it really was too much and now it hurts :-\ :o :P  Wait whaaa?? :P ;)
LOL
TinyDot

i KNEW it!!  :P

hahaha
enjoy the goodies homie!!
peace!!

I love it when my boys get DURRRRRTY :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 23, 2013, 05:41 am
LOL...I cant get dirty...Im just too small for dirt to stick ;) :P :-X :-X
Much <3 Scurvy Crew..btw..when is the new listings going to be springing up? ( TB likes it when I use suggestive words so.. :o ;))  I am a rock hard pillar of excitement waiting for those new sexy listings! (Ok..maybe that was overdoing it ;) :o :P)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 23, 2013, 06:48 am
Fucking hell, just seen my purchasing stats... This is getting ridiculousss

Total transactions: 74
Total spent: $10432.91
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0.34%
Member for: 10 months

Heres a compo for you gang!!!!!!! open to TSCrew Members only

10g of your hash of choice to anyone that can beat the above stats, no cheating now. you´ll have to place a 2$ custom order with us so we can check that your user account is a TSCrew Member and so we can verify your stats!

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
ACE

Total transactions: 33
Total spent: $4807.57
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 6 months

I win because I never let my shizz Auto-Finalize :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tellemetree on May 23, 2013, 01:55 pm
/strikes another day off the Bayer drying countdown calendar.

:P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 23, 2013, 06:58 pm
Fucking hell, just seen my purchasing stats... This is getting ridiculousss

Total transactions: 74
Total spent: $10432.91
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0.34%
Member for: 10 months

Heres a compo for you gang!!!!!!! open to TSCrew Members only

10g of your hash of choice to anyone that can beat the above stats, no cheating now. you´ll have to place a 2$ custom order with us so we can check that your user account is a TSCrew Member and so we can verify your stats!

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
ACE

Total transactions: 33
Total spent: $4807.57
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 6 months

I win because I never let my shizz Auto-Finalize :P
Heh..neither do I... 8)
Total transactions: 61
Total spent: $7188.84
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year 

**BOOM**
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: cabbagehead on May 23, 2013, 07:56 pm
What's roughly the prices for the Bayer?  I want to make sure I have BTC's ready.  Here's my stats just for shits and giggles and I had a joint account before this:

Total transactions: 71
Total spent: $10735.88
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ProudCannabian on May 23, 2013, 08:03 pm
Scary, I would not post my stats for all to see, but would purchase a listing to show TSC the stats.

I've never ordered off TSC before though, so I'm out!  For now...

Good luck folks!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 24, 2013, 01:12 am
What's roughly the prices for the Bayer?  I want to make sure I have BTC's ready.  Here's my stats just for shits and giggles and I had a joint account before this:

Total transactions: 71
Total spent: $10735.88
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year

Daaamn...I just got knocked down a peg :-[ LOL

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 24, 2013, 01:53 am
Fucking hell, just seen my purchasing stats... This is getting ridiculousss

Total transactions: 74
Total spent: $10432.91
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0.34%
Member for: 10 months

Heres a compo for you gang!!!!!!! open to TSCrew Members only

10g of your hash of choice to anyone that can beat the above stats, no cheating now. you´ll have to place a 2$ custom order with us so we can check that your user account is a TSCrew Member and so we can verify your stats!

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
ACE

Total transactions: 33
Total spent: $4807.57
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 6 months

I win because I never let my shizz Auto-Finalize :P
Heh..neither do I... 8)
Total transactions: 61
Total spent: $7188.84
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year 

**BOOM**
TinyDot

Awwww SHIIIIII TinyDot layin' it down HUGE! :D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 24, 2013, 02:06 am
LOL...I cant get dirty...Im just too small for dirt to stick ;) :P :-X :-X
Much <3 Scurvy Crew..btw..when is the new listings going to be springing up? ( TB likes it when I use suggestive words so.. :o ;))  I am a rock hard pillar of excitement waiting for those new sexy listings! (Ok..maybe that was overdoing it ;) :o :P)

TinyDot

I AM SO HOT FOR YOU TD  :P :P :P

listings up in the next week or so  8) TSCrewbies get listing access FIRST!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 24, 2013, 02:51 am
LOL...I cant get dirty...Im just too small for dirt to stick ;) :P :-X :-X
Much <3 Scurvy Crew..btw..when is the new listings going to be springing up? ( TB likes it when I use suggestive words so.. :o ;))  I am a rock hard pillar of excitement waiting for those new sexy listings! (Ok..maybe that was overdoing it ;) :o :P)

TinyDot

I AM SO HOT FOR YOU TD  :P :P :P

listings up in the next week or so  8) TSCrewbies get listing access FIRST!

Hot for the Dot...damn right  ;) 8) :P
Yay I do hope to partake of those new listings FO SHO! ;D ;D :P
TSCrewed...and lovin it ;) 8)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on May 24, 2013, 10:45 am
hello, i am 11 days into an order from you guys and just recieved a message from SR saying that in under a week the order will autofinalize. i will be taking my orders into res centre within the next few days if my order doesn't hit my postbox. will TSC still be about to sort out such issues now your in vacation mode?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 24, 2013, 05:06 pm
hello, i am 11 days into an order from you guys and just recieved a message from SR saying that in under a week the order will autofinalize. i will be taking my orders into res centre within the next few days if my order doesn't hit my postbox. will TSC still be about to sort out such issues now your in vacation mode?

YES!! We're still here to take care of you, Pickles :-*  don't you worry about a thing, baby!!

Anybody else who has orders in transit and such, don't you worry either! TSC LOVES YOU! We're in VayCay mode while we prepare listings... but we're coming back soon with a BOOM  :P

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 24, 2013, 08:20 pm
Yeah, what TrashBox says be true,
Y'all know how The Scurvy Crew do.
We don't front in our listings nor do we
misrepresent,
we here to serve out with all due respect.
This is the top-notch, down-to-earth, chillen crew,
ready to smoke y'all out like a BBQ
with the finest hashes and opium batches
rockin out to gangsta tracks on the mattress.
Keepin' it sexy with our Seduction Kits,
movin some weight with the StashPacks
coolin things down with our GHB and Ket,
we got everything to make time sit down and reflect
cuz we that
T.
S.
C.

Representin for the USA, UK, Espana, and South America too we say
don't leave nobody out,
unless they's a scammer and don't got clout!
So stay tuned to this thread and check it y'all,
some new deals for the Crew and some for the newbies
are comin real soon
so don't get lost like Scooby-Doo
cuz we don't have the time to come find you!

Yeah, we comin back with a BOOM, baby! 8)

and that's wussup.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 24, 2013, 08:55 pm
Yeah, what TrashBox says be true,
Y'all know how The Scurvy Crew do.
We don't front in our listings nor do we
misrepresent,
we here to serve out with all due respect.
This is the top-notch, down-to-earth, chillen crew,
ready to smoke y'all out like a BBQ
with the finest hashes and opium batches
rockin out to gangsta tracks on the mattress.
Keepin' it sexy with our Seduction Kits,
movin some weight with the StashPacks
coolin things down with our GHB and Ket,
we got everything to make time sit down and reflect
cuz we that
T.
S.
C.

Representin for the USA, UK, Espana, and South America too we say
don't leave nobody out,
unless they's a scammer and don't got clout!
So stay tuned to this thread and check it y'all,
some new deals for the Crew and some for the newbies
are comin real soon
so don't get lost like Scooby-Doo
cuz we don't have the time to come find you!

Yeah, we comin back with a BOOM, baby! 8)

and that's wussup.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
NAILED IT MOFO, THAT WAS SICKKKKKKKK.

Announceementsssss!!

Were gonna be offering fresh ground Bayer poppy pod tea kits and straw courtesy of Zippys creative genius. We got a freshly stolen truck full of about 20kilos of the stuff, we worked 48 hours straight avoiding the dogs and getting this shit for yaaaaaas.

Bayer is 6 days away from being as bone dry as I can possibly wait. I gotto admit I couldn´t wait so I had a lil bit of it gooooey, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan WE FOUND THE FUCKING GOLDMINE!!! This shit is the most potent fucking opium I have had in my life!!!!!! about 2x stronger than my personal stash from last year. I swear they must have done some new genetic tinkering with the poppies this year. We only picked the fattest fucking greenest poppies we could find. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPPY. wohoooooooooooooo
Right im gonna go talk to the big block of opium some more and try and coax it dryer.
ACE out
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 24, 2013, 09:17 pm
Almost forgot!!
To the TSCrew Member that is due an ACEY lookin statue, I couldn´t fint any shit that was cool enough dude!!!
But fret not! I got something for ya... Print this shit out and put it next to the other cool statues! Call it opyAce

opss can´t upload it!!!! Someone gimme  an onion uploader that works!!!


Raaar

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 24, 2013, 09:26 pm
Almost forgot!!
To the TSCrew Member that is due an ACEY lookin statue, I couldn´t fint any shit that was cool enough dude!!!
But fret not! I got something for ya... Print this shit out and put it next to the other cool statues! Call it opyAce

opss can´t upload it!!!! Someone gimme  an onion uploader that works!!!


Raaar



http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/

gotchu meng
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 24, 2013, 10:03 pm
Heres Mr. OpeyACE for all you guys to love and adore lolzzzzzzz

http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/s8mi.jpg


ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
HAAAHAHAHAH...love the pic ACE! And omg...cant wait for the bayer...nomnomnomnomnom ;D

Tiny Dot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 24, 2013, 10:25 pm
Hell yeah Mr. OpyACE! hahahaha
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on May 24, 2013, 11:05 pm
You just got to love the Pakistani hash!

Not love it in a way that might be seen as illegal ;D

More a platonic thing!

Just a thanks (again) for providing quality products that normally don't get seen much in the UK.

 ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 25, 2013, 02:47 am
OMFG!!!

I <3 OpeyAce  :-*

*edit to add* Linky <33: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/s8mi.jpg
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 25, 2013, 05:03 am
I WUV ALL YOUZ GALZ AND GUYZ!! :P 8)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 25, 2013, 05:32 am
Yeah, what TrashBox says be true,
Y'all know how The Scurvy Crew do.
We don't front in our listings nor do we
misrepresent,
we here to serve out with all due respect.
This is the top-notch, down-to-earth, chillen crew,
ready to smoke y'all out like a BBQ
with the finest hashes and opium batches
rockin out to gangsta tracks on the mattress.
Keepin' it sexy with our Seduction Kits,
movin some weight with the StashPacks
coolin things down with our GHB and Ket,
we got everything to make time sit down and reflect
cuz we that
T.
S.
C.

Representin for the USA, UK, Espana, and South America too we say
don't leave nobody out,
unless they's a scammer and don't got clout!
So stay tuned to this thread and check it y'all,
some new deals for the Crew and some for the newbies
are comin real soon
so don't get lost like Scooby-Doo
cuz we don't have the time to come find you!

Yeah, we comin back with a BOOM, baby! 8)

and that's wussup.
aww shit zipstyle with the freestyle for all a dem wildchild in here!
thats wassup! cant wait for the new listings! oh and love the opey ace! printed it out and erything!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 25, 2013, 06:22 am
Yeah, what TrashBox says be true,
Y'all know how The Scurvy Crew do.
We don't front in our listings nor do we
misrepresent,
we here to serve out with all due respect.
This is the top-notch, down-to-earth, chillen crew,
ready to smoke y'all out like a BBQ
with the finest hashes and opium batches
rockin out to gangsta tracks on the mattress.
Keepin' it sexy with our Seduction Kits,
movin some weight with the StashPacks
coolin things down with our GHB and Ket,
we got everything to make time sit down and reflect
cuz we that
T.
S.
C.

Representin for the USA, UK, Espana, and South America too we say
don't leave nobody out,
unless they's a scammer and don't got clout!
So stay tuned to this thread and check it y'all,
some new deals for the Crew and some for the newbies
are comin real soon
so don't get lost like Scooby-Doo
cuz we don't have the time to come find you!

Yeah, we comin back with a BOOM, baby! 8)

and that's wussup.
aww shit zipstyle with the freestyle for all a dem wildchild in here!
thats wassup! cant wait for the new listings! oh and love the opey ace! printed it out and erything!

A Zipstyle FreeStyle is a perfect addition to a hash bowl after a long, drugged-up Friday night... mmmmm pizzzzzaaaa : ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 25, 2013, 06:40 am
Hey SouthPaw I just realized I got your karma to +69...heh :D
TinyDot

Thanks Tiny, I've been out and about for the past few...Soooo glad I'm still gettin the 69. Damn I need it so...  :o

LOVE THE SCURVY CREW!!!!  :)

& tiny dot!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 25, 2013, 06:47 am
Damn, I love SOUTHPAW, BOOSTIES, MURDA, TinyDot! You guys just chillen in here and reppin for TSC. Thats wussup

and, of course, TrashBox <3  :-* 8)

mad love y'all
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 25, 2013, 07:41 am
Soooo glad I'm still gettin the 69. Damn I need it so...  :o

tell me about it  ::)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 26, 2013, 04:18 am
Heres Mr. OpeyACE for all you guys to love and adore lolzzzzzzz

http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/s8mi.jpg


ACE

hahahahaha
yaaaay!! i got my ACE statue!! and its better than i could've ever thought of!!
actually reminded me of being a kid and my old man telling me 'to slice smiley faces in these plants' lol
awesome amigo, awesome!!

sooooooooo,
TSCrewMe's getting any samples of that tasty tasty bayer?? hmmmmmm??  ;)
much love!!
peace!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 26, 2013, 07:45 pm
Damn, I love SOUTHPAW, BOOSTIES, MURDA, TinyDot! You guys just chillen in here and reppin for TSC. Thats wussup

and, of course, TrashBox <3  :-* 8)

mad love y'all
Hell Yeah!! +1 to all my muthafuckas!Oh southpaw didnt know if u wanted me to fuck up
that 69 so i didnt! :) ha
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 26, 2013, 08:37 pm
Heres Mr. OpeyACE for all you guys to love and adore lolzzzzzzz

http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/s8mi.jpg


ACE

hahahahaha
yaaaay!! i got my ACE statue!! and its better than i could've ever thought of!!
actually reminded me of being a kid and my old man telling me 'to slice smiley faces in these plants' lol
awesome amigo, awesome!!

sooooooooo,
TSCrewMe's getting any samples of that tasty tasty bayer?? hmmmmmm??  ;)
much love!!
peace!!

Free samples ARE coming to those ScrewMe's who wait, murda! :D
Once we make our comeback, we are coming back hard and that is a promise.

This shit is legit, we don't quit,
we comin back with a BOOM
just wait a bit! ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 27, 2013, 02:08 am
Heres Mr. OpeyACE for all you guys to love and adore lolzzzzzzz

http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/s8mi.jpg


ACE

hahahahaha
yaaaay!! i got my ACE statue!! and its better than i could've ever thought of!!
actually reminded me of being a kid and my old man telling me 'to slice smiley faces in these plants' lol
awesome amigo, awesome!!

sooooooooo,
TSCrewMe's getting any samples of that tasty tasty bayer?? hmmmmmm??  ;)
much love!!
peace!!

Free samples ARE coming to those ScrewMe's who wait, murda! :D
Once we make our comeback, we are coming back hard and that is a promise.

This shit is legit, we don't quit,
we comin back with a BOOM
just wait a bit! ;)

Will wait as long as it takes for TSC and awesomeness FREESAMPLES because, well it's fuk'n awesome. Everyone knows that, right?  :o  :)


@ tinydot, absolutely I B chil'n in 6 9 pose, awwh yeaaa. Got to have it while I can..Thanx mi amigos!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 27, 2013, 04:06 am
TSC in full effect!  Can't wait for them new listings...neither can my bitcoin (lol its burning a hole in my cyber wallet!) :o ::) 8)  Also, cant wait to take advantage of those scurvy only listins! har har har! ;) :-X

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 27, 2013, 10:01 pm
ThE BaYeR listing is up....i had to put my order in as soon as i saw it :)(love that ish)
but ace said it was about 5days until it was ready anyway. at least i cant spend it on something
else now! Hey ace or anyone this is the cured harder o like last time right? liked it better that way
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 27, 2013, 10:25 pm
ThE BaYeR listing is up....i had to put my order in as soon as i saw it :)(love that ish)
but ace said it was about 5days until it was ready anyway. at least i cant spend it on something
else now! Hey ace or anyone this is the cured harder o like last time right? liked it better that way

Yessir! Cured harder O comin to ya as soon as it's solid :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 27, 2013, 11:56 pm
^^^^thanks zipz! cant wait!! ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 28, 2013, 01:19 am
Hey ace or anyone this is the cured harder o like last time right? liked it better that way

Yessir! Cured harder O comin to ya as soon as it's solid :)

LMFAO...INSERT TRASHBOX JOKE HERE!  Harder...solid... :o ::) :P

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on May 28, 2013, 02:11 am
hahaha^^ You dirty lil dot... ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 28, 2013, 02:50 am

i love this thread!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 28, 2013, 03:59 am
Rockin and Creepin...Scurvy Crew in stealth and I be weepin.. :'(
Waitin for that real deal O
Not that crap that be lookin like it be pulled from the flo
When its up I get it straight from my Trashbox gurl without a flaw..
She may be trashy but she keep it real...raw :o ;) ;)
Hot in my mind and just wanna hang around..
Kick it back fire up the pipe for all around!
Get down to the ground and pound down a pound...
And maybe even fuck around ??? ;) :-X
Hangin hard is how the dot hangs and I say it loud!
One % ScurvyCrewMember 4 Life and I say it proud!

Thats...whats up ;D
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 28, 2013, 04:42 am
GOD...
I love this thread too :D
Always fun going on!

As soon as ACE gives the word...the gates will be opened! Lookin forward to it, guys. :D
Anyone seen TrashBox? I've missed her on here!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 29, 2013, 05:49 pm
Hey ace or anyone this is the cured harder o like last time right? liked it better that way

Yessir! Cured harder O comin to ya as soon as it's solid :)

LMFAO...INSERT TRASHBOX JOKE HERE!  Harder...solid... :o ::) :P

TinyDot

TrashBox's box cured with a hard, solid OpeyAce. then once I cum all around it we'll present it to murder in a ceremony where only the Screwbies are invited.

If I told you my the wireless on my laptop broke would you believe me (don't ask how I'm logged in now bc I won't tell :p )? Absolute worst fucking time, too. I like getting all you guys worked up and stuff, talking a big game and all that... It's sooooo strong and just wait til its gets hard and solid, mmmmmm... But I can't be for sure. Usually its the big talkers who have no game, but Ace is a different kind of guy. He is the only one who can prove it and he has never let me down before... regarding product  :-X 

Ok, I need 1 of the following 3 things:
1) get stoned
2) working laptop
3) diamondsky to magically appear in this thread and say "I'm alive!!!!!"

Also, anybody here during the day anymore? I kinda got back on a semi-normal sleep schedule without you guys to distract me. I'm even watching tv right now :O
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on May 29, 2013, 06:58 pm
Welcome back TrashBox, damn good to read you.  Been havin some serious TB withdrawl round here... ;) 

Whacha wachin? :o
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on May 29, 2013, 07:48 pm
Welcome back TrashBox, damn good to read you.  Been havin some serious TB withdrawl round here... ;) 

Whacha wachin? :o

Southpaw! I have been missing you too, baby... I'm watching "Inside Amy Schumer" on Comedy Central. She be FUNNY in a "I'm female and I have a dirty mind" sort of way. Classy bitch :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on May 29, 2013, 09:09 pm
Hey ace or anyone this is the cured harder o like last time right? liked it better that way

Yessir! Cured harder O comin to ya as soon as it's solid :)

LMFAO...INSERT TRASHBOX JOKE HERE!  Harder...solid... :o ::) :P

TinyDot

TrashBox's box cured with a hard, solid OpeyAce. then once I cum all around it we'll present it to murder in a ceremony where only the Screwbies are invited.

If I told you my the wireless on my laptop broke would you believe me (don't ask how I'm logged in now bc I won't tell :p )? Absolute worst fucking time, too. I like getting all you guys worked up and stuff, talking a big game and all that... It's sooooo strong and just wait til its gets hard and solid, mmmmmm... But I can't be for sure. Usually its the big talkers who have no game, but Ace is a different kind of guy. He is the only one who can prove it and he has never let me down before... regarding product  :-X 

Ok, I need 1 of the following 3 things:
1) get stoned
2) working laptop
3) diamondsky to magically appear in this thread and say "I'm alive!!!!!"

Also, anybody here during the day anymore? I kinda got back on a semi-normal sleep schedule without you guys to distract me. I'm even watching tv right now :O

OMG TRASHBOX IS ALIIIVVVEEEEE :D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
HOLY HAM LADEN HANDGRENADES! :o ??? ;D ;D ;D :P...Glad to see you back up and runnin TB  ;D ;)  Also, glad someone else likes Amy Schumer besides me.  Im not a female (lesbian trapped in mans body ;)) but I dig her humor (funny thing I have only seen about half of one ep. of Inside Amy Schumer, but I have seen one of her live stand up routines :o)..she kind of lulls you into a false sense of "oh this wont be that bad" and about 2 seconds after you think that...BAM..[insert Amy Schumer joke and punchline here:P).  Like you said TB, classy ;) ;)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on May 30, 2013, 02:12 am
TrashBox's box cured with a hard, solid OpeyAce. then once I cum all around it we'll present it to murder in a ceremony where only the Screwbies are invited.

Yay for Trashbox!! ;D ;D
babe, i am LOVIN what you be cookin!!

Screwbie, and proud of it!! woop woop!!
TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 31, 2013, 12:23 am
TrashBox's box cured with a hard, solid OpeyAce. then once I cum all around it we'll present it to murder in a ceremony where only the Screwbies are invited.

Yay for Trashbox!! ;D ;D
babe, i am LOVIN what you be cookin!!

Screwbie, and proud of it!! woop woop!!
TSC all day baby!!

I second that good sir! Btw...has anyone here made earwax hash?  I recently had the opportunity to sample another vendors fine herb and was blessed with a bit extra which I turned into what I can only describe as hash on steroids...fuck yea my head is swimmin!  Hey...I wonder if I did a CO2 (or Butane) extraction on a bunch of that island herb the Crew been sellin what would happen? :o ::) ;)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: cabbagehead on May 31, 2013, 02:51 am
I make bho and vacuum purge it until it becomes shatter (hard and clear).  One dab will fuck you up unless you dab regularly.  The high is instant and is closer to an edible high than a smoking herb high.  I have seen non-regular smokers throw up and/or have panic attacks from taking dabs.  It's called budder faced when you get so fucked up you can't function off it..  THC levels can range from 60-80% from the shit.  It's fucking great.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 31, 2013, 03:54 am
Ahh ok..I think thats what I made (although after taking all the small amber crystals and rubbing them together they become tacky like an earwax consistency..meh tomato..Imfuckinhightato ;) 8) :P)  As for the % and effects..you basically described it to the T...very strong (2 puffs bubbled to nothing and had me fucking gone for about 3+ hours) and although an instant head high (was using Silver Haze as starting material btw) I also got that drowsy euphoria type feeling I usually get with edibles...anyway...its good shit...Im thinking of trying to use dry ice/co2 in the future...no funky "butane weed" after smell :o ::) ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: cabbagehead on May 31, 2013, 12:32 pm
You shouldn't have a butane smell if purged properly.  Once the dab hits the skillet or nail (whichever you are using) it should immediately vaporize, no bubbling, no crackling sound, and no sparks or jumpers.  The vacuum purge allows you to purge with very low heat so you maintain as much of the terpenes (flavor profile) as possible.  I try to keep my temps below 90 when possible.  I wouldn't rub the crystals together.  Just take a dab of a tiny crystal. 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on May 31, 2013, 03:17 pm
Oh no no...I meant that smell that permeates said workspace after you have made the shatter.  I usually open the door and have to let my work area air out (done also just as a safety precaution...butane is a bitch if it ignites and there is a lot of it in any one area :-X)  Then again Im not using anything really high tech either...the shatter itself has a fantastic taste (no noticeable butane taste), its just the room in which it was made in stank to high hell for a couple of hours.  Hence the reason I am thinking of switching to CO2..also CO2 is easier to buy in large quantities (and cheaper) than 3-5x refined butane.

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: cabbagehead on May 31, 2013, 08:07 pm
Got ya.  It should be done outdoors, but if it has to be performed indoors, get as much ventilation as possible. 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on May 31, 2013, 09:04 pm
Hey Gang!!!
 Right it took a while but we did it.

We are gonna start off with the following products.

Original Ketama
New Paki Plaque
Moroccan Jardallah
Poppy pod tea bags
poppy straw

This is because we are waiting for the opium to dry out. GRRRRRRRRRR

Also I am working on the Algerian hash listing now! It will be ready in a few hours.

In the mean time we are coming out of stealth mode now as we have so many orders backed up. Also people saying they didn´t receive packages during the restock period will be fully reimbursed.

In 4 days we will have the listings up for

Bayer opium
regular opium
AK47 Hashish
Mexican Hashish

Thanks for your support!!
A very busy ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 01, 2013, 12:19 am
Thanks ACE! :) cmon stuborn O dry out already!!!!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 01, 2013, 02:45 am
To Cabbagehead- fuck that man...live dangerously :o :-[ (Just kidding crew...DONT LIVE DANGEROUSLY!!! I know I guy who did..and now is missing half an eyebrow..like forever..because of it) But yes...proper ventilation is ESSENTIAL (yes Im yelling but...seriously..it is >:()

To ACE
FUCK YES BRO!!! hurryz up wid dem popium listinz (Im sure if English is not your first language this will both aggravate and amuse you...actually no..I am sure I am drunk...nothing more! :o ??? :P)  Also hell yea...hope there is enough of the Algerian around once my funds make it through (yet again..while awesomeness happens around me..I am forced to wait >:( :P :-X)  Anyway...while the room is not spinnin...this is The Dot...out :P

TinyDrunkasfuckDot  ;) ;D :o ??? :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 01, 2013, 03:17 am
Rightttttt
The listings that are were planned to go up are now up! So get buying,
 The o will be up in the next few days! will keep you posted!
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 01, 2013, 03:34 am

Bayer dry out you mo fo!!

props ACE!! you da man!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 01, 2013, 04:32 am
Rightttttt
The listings that are were planned to go up are now up! So get buying,
 The o will be up in the next few days! will keep you posted!
ACE
Hey ACE I just placed an order...not sure if possible but could you and TB make sure that's either that Algerian or that AK? (don't care which.. ;D ;) )   I didn't see a listing for either so I just got what I hoped would equal. 
 Thanks in advance!
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: cabbagehead on June 01, 2013, 07:15 pm
TDot,
    Haha, half an eyebrow ain't shit.  I know of two dipshits who blew up there apartments cause they were blasting in a kitchen that had gas burners.  Darwinism at it's finest.  I'm looking forward to grabbing some Bayer.  My girlie loves smoking roxie 30's, complete waste if you ask me, so I want her to try the Bayer.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: cabbagehead on June 01, 2013, 07:17 pm
Was also thinking about getting her the seduction kit for her and her GF.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on June 01, 2013, 10:27 pm
This thread has and is the best there is! ;)

Love the vibe and constant AWESOMENESS of The Scurvy Crew and Screwbi's.  Always a pleasure to be around here, thanks gang! :)

edit;  My goofy southpaw ass forgot to karma everyone here for being so damn COOOoooollll...  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 01, 2013, 10:41 pm
This thread has and is the best there is! ;)

Love the vibe and constant AWESOMENESS of The Scurvy Crew and screwbi's.  Always a pleasure to be around here, thanks gang! :)

thank YOU southpaw!! thank YOU!!  ;)

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 01, 2013, 11:55 pm
Cabbagehead- heh..yea I knew some people who did equally stupid (and fatal) things...I think we all know some of those ::) people lol..

oh and btw..fuck my head hurt this morning..lol  ;) ::) 8)

TinyDot

ps +1 karma to everyone on this page cept for you Cabbagehead..lol 72hr rule ::) 
___________
|~Screwbie~|
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 02, 2013, 12:01 am
getting excited cause i know that O is comin soon!!!
so +1 back at ya dizzydot! and everyone else in here of course!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on June 02, 2013, 07:00 am
Sure is quite in here!?  :o  :)  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 02, 2013, 07:32 am

yo zipstyle
I've been checkin my tmail daily.. just saying!! lol  ;)
*cough* newsletter *cough*
 ;D ;D  ;D ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 02, 2013, 08:41 am

were samples sent out to awesome people instead of the murdet!?!
er?!?
you let me know when that bayer is dried out!!
and i can always lend a hand, just point me in the right direction..

peace!!
TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 02, 2013, 10:19 am
Alrighhhhhhhhhht hoeeeeeees and brooooooooooos.

Right TSC has run into an iccle problem last night whilst I was frazzled. I put the pin in wrong a few too many times now I can´t transfer funds for like 68 hours!! We need to get some funds out urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgentlyyyyyyyyyyy... So that I can restock up some weed ASAP my connect is going to be dry by the time I get the pin sorted and money transfered out.

So heres the deailo. for a seriousley good bargaiiiiiiiiiiin

Below is a foto of the new Jardallah hash eggs we will be listing up later this week, price will be going for around 20$ a gram its an SR exclusive, guaranteed you aint smoked anything like it in your lifeeeeeee... each egg weighs around 10g its un-opened from morocco, I am the only person to have ever touched this hash apart from the farmer. It is from the same area that our famous Ketama hash comes from!

Right. So TSC needs your help urgently!

We will be swapping one egg as is in the foto, un-squished, express free delivery, with the option of free tracking anywhere in the world. I will send them out the same day that the BTC is received. I will only be offering out 15 of them. Because I cant get funds out of SR please donate 1 BTC to 1Mqo8D7sRv2YnWNCE3GAg6CjC4TZohvkqx to receive your authentic Moroccan egg. To comply with SR rules and so that SR can get their cut we will be creating a mirror listing on SR for each egg sold that I will purchace from my buyer account as an when they are sold.

As its a direct transfer this means no escrow. really nothing I can do about it other than promice you´ll get a full refund or reship in the case of non arrival, but you must chose to have it sent express tracked pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!!

Price is negotiable and as is shipping method!

Other ways you can help out!

Please donate directly to 1Mqo8D7sRv2YnWNCE3GAg6CjC4TZohvkqx this will be run as a competition, I have sent a random number between .10BTC to 3BTC to Zipstyle and Trashbox, the person who donates an amount closest to the number i thought up in my head and sent to zippy and TB gets a whole plaque of our famous pakistani hashish free postage!!!  The offer closes in 8 hours as I have to go pick up the product tonight.
Please send me a message with your donation so I know its you if you win.

If you don´t want to join the compo and don´t want the eggs. but are interested in loaning TSC some funds then get in touch asap, prepared to pay reasonable interest and loan will be replayed in 5 days from today.
ACE out!

We need 15BTC in total.

repost around the place!!


Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 02, 2013, 03:28 pm
I dont have even a whole btc in my acct at the moment. but i will donate the 14bucks thats in it for
the cause! if i have more by tomm i will get in touch with you guys and donate/loan more.
TSC :) love yas!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 02, 2013, 06:26 pm
Omg my computer breaks and ChAoS!!! Yes, I have a back-up... I have 2 actually, all broken. Probably not all the way broken... Like they are likely fixable, but I don't know how to fix that shit. I FUCKING hate computers. So anyway, if anyone has been wondering why our customer service slipped recently, well it's bc Ace has been working his ass off on this restock and left me in charge and then my computer broke. I'm hoping to be back on tomorrow but it may not be until Tuesday :(

Also, the newsletter... Zip has it ready to send but it includes opium listings :D and things so he hasn't sent it out yet so that's the reason for the hold-up (I think). Obviously TSC is lacking in its comms to you and eachother :/ we are all a bit overwhelmed but don't worry we'll get our asses in gear soon enough. Sick of excuses yet? Me too, but we're always honest with our customers so that's what's going on, my people :)

This thread is my home and I love to see it stays cray without me! Thanks boys, I love you all sooo fucking much... I can't wait to get stoned on a mountaintop with all of you crazies someday :p it's like my favorite thing to daydream about lately :)

xoxo
TB
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 03, 2013, 01:59 am
No worries here!! not with this crew. anyways TB you need to drop a couple two tree coins on
a new comp!!! we miss you in here! lets get it together! haha
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tellemetree on June 03, 2013, 03:45 am
Does purchase of product help? (with FE)

If not given I'm a fair way off (time wise), I could leverage a little btc to you guys and hold off on the purchase and you could just store credit me back when you are back in order.

Let me know Trashbox, Ace.

I'll help however my limited means enable me to.

Cheers - Tel
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 03, 2013, 05:29 am
I must say, it seems like the Crew is back on their game.  I had a question about an order that was resolved quickly (and more than fairly ;) 8)) and now I look forward to hopefully writing some of the first reviews of the samples of some the crews new hash  ;D :o  Thanks again Crew!  Caint wait till ol Bayer is back up and cleaner than ever from what I hear on the pipeline ::) :-X  Kick ass hopefully I will have some funds to get some of the new O along with some hash...we shall see..we shall see ;D ??? :-X :-X


___         ||\
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Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Mike Hunt on June 03, 2013, 07:07 am
Hi TB and FA! Please dis regard my last message from my tmail account as things have changed. lol things do usually change in the blink of an eye with me so please let zipstyle know.

I'm very interested in spending with you guys. I'll message you later this week
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 03, 2013, 07:18 am
Does purchase of product help? (with FE)

If not given I'm a fair way off (time wise), I could leverage a little btc to you guys and hold off on the purchase and you could just store credit me back when you are back in order.

Let me know Trashbox, Ace.

I'll help however my limited means enable me to.

Cheers - Tel

Hey dude! the store credit idea is great! the fe unfortunatley still needs the pin number for me to withdraw so no good! how much were you thinking?
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on June 03, 2013, 10:42 am
a picture of the egg was never posted.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Trappy on June 04, 2013, 02:52 am
a picture of the egg was never posted.

This is true. I just checked the thread that ACE posted.


I'm not really interested in a contest, but TSC, you know you can offer us a group-buy on new products like those extra strong hash egg things. We'll prepay for a lower price. Are you considering breaking down those 10gram eggs into one gram listings?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 06, 2013, 08:22 am
Hi TB and FA! Please dis regard my last message from my tmail account as things have changed. lol things do usually change in the blink of an eye with me so please let zipstyle know.

I'm very interested in spending with you guys. I'll message you later this week

I love my cunt<3
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on June 06, 2013, 09:20 am
Hi TB and FA! Please dis regard my last message from my tmail account as things have changed. lol things do usually change in the blink of an eye with me so please let zipstyle know.

I'm very interested in spending with you guys. I'll message you later this week

I love my cunt<3

We LOVE it too Trashy... lol ;)    Hit me!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on June 06, 2013, 10:00 am
i never got my 1g sativa sample that i ordered but just currently rolling a small tester of this pakistani. its INCREDIBLY chocolatey smelling/

woonderbar.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on June 07, 2013, 03:16 pm
@TSC

Hey..

How do I go about getting some BTC for cash from you guys?  I'm in a bind right now, and could really use the help.


Thanks!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on June 07, 2013, 11:40 pm
The pakistani is very interesting hash. its dry and brittle but when flamed. it turns to oily fluff. its hard to put into a joint for sure, but the effects are lovely, heavy and zoning. a great night time smoke. after a small bit of touble, and subsequent FE on resend.considering it was my first order with TSC i was a touch sketched but all worked out well. smoke this stuff in a pipe, bong or vape and life is good =]
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 08, 2013, 04:53 am
Rightttttttt Biatcheeeees.

All orders are up to date except the ICE-O-LATOR, still waiting for it to be sent down from the mountains... NO SHIT they actually use Natural fucking snow to maek this shit.. Also we are figuring out the technicalities of the Bayer opium tea bags.
The issue is that they leak opium all over the place cause they're to fresh and what were meant to be teabags arrive as a a gooey mess. so were either eaiting for tehm to dry or gonna find some dis solvable type tea bags to test with.

MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR SUPPORT GOT US THE WEED WE NEEDED WOHOOO!! SO NO MORE DONATIONS PLEASEEEEEEEE:


HOWEVER; As BTC price is dropping and im feeling fucking generous, Ill still offer up 10 of the Jardallah eggs at 1BTC per egg tracked as is in the pic!

http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/aS8K.jpg

Only 10, one per person! and obv only to TSCREW memebers :P so sign yer ass up.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 08, 2013, 05:07 am
@TSC

Hey..

How do I go about getting some BTC for cash from you guys?  I'm in a bind right now, and could really use the help.


Thanks!

Heya, sorry dude, due to the current BTC price drop were not offering a BTC exchange at the mo.  As always when we reopen it however it will be for TSCREW Members only as buying BTC is quite sensitive and open to scamming we prefer to build trust with out customers. Tiz why we have the best customers in the whole interwebs.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 08, 2013, 09:17 am
Alooooooo
RIght spent all night perfecting our Bayer poppy tea bags! It works fucking great, dosent congeal with all the latex! First orders will ship today!!

Also we are now stocking flavoured Laudinum.
PLease let us know if anyone has any preferences to which flavour they would like.

Also advice on shipping liquids would be fookin great

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 08, 2013, 09:54 am
Tadaaa

FOR TSCREW MEMBERS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/91504ea31a

Right,
Zippys been a bit busy latley so the news letter is delayeeeeeeeed. I´m gonna work on writing it up in the next few days.
that includddddddddeeeees your exclusive freebies TSCREWBIES. Yours to chose from free shipping and all.

Alsoooooo It will detail our newest offerings, our road map for the future of TSC, also how to place an order when SR is down. hints and tips with our newest products like the flavored laudanum, concentrated laudanum paste (caution, dangerously fucking strong, as in you WILL die if you take too much) , Bayer straw and ICE-O-LATOR

also you will be given your exclusive links to TSCREWME only listings, they are our exclusive products like the refined Bayer amongst others, and discounted listings of our reg products!


Also on a final note, we will be having a price reduction for a few days as I need some good vibes and karma from you people as its gonna be a dangerous one going back to the poppy fields later this week.

Stay tuned!
ACE

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 08, 2013, 10:32 am
Righhhhhhhht, and one final update before I go about todays work.

As a thank you to all out TSCREWBIES out there, here is an advance on one of your hidden listings..

If you order your name will be cross checked against our members database!!! SO no CHEATING :P

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/3e6fae0071
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 08, 2013, 03:00 pm
Tadaaa

FOR TSCREW MEMBERS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/91504ea31a

Right,
Zippys been a bit busy latley so the news letter is delayeeeeeeeed. I´m gonna work on writing it up in the next few days.
that includddddddddeeeees your exclusive freebies TSCREWBIES. Yours to chose from free shipping and all.

Alsoooooo It will detail our newest offerings, our road map for the future of TSC, also how to place an order when SR is down. hints and tips with our newest products like the flavored laudanum, concentrated laudanum paste (caution, dangerously fucking strong, as in you WILL die if you take too much) , Bayer straw and ICE-O-LATOR

also you will be given your exclusive links to TSCREWME only listings, they are our exclusive products like the refined Bayer amongst others, and discounted listings of our reg products!
YOOO ACE!!! sending good vibes your way for the trip out!wait wait...... did you say laudanum?! im a HUGE fan of it!
is this only to crew members( i am one so great if it is) let me know how i can acquire some of this delicious fluid/paste!!! positive vibrations headed
your way!

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 08, 2013, 03:01 pm
haha ^^^ put my msg inside the quote by accident> TSC fo life!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Trappy on June 08, 2013, 04:29 pm
I forget, am I on TSCREW? Ace sent me one of your monthly emails a month ago, but I forgot to reply back.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on June 08, 2013, 04:48 pm
@TSC

Hey..

How do I go about getting some BTC for cash from you guys?  I'm in a bind right now, and could really use the help.


Thanks!

Heya, sorry dude, due to the current BTC price drop were not offering a BTC exchange at the mo.  As always when we reopen it however it will be for TSCREW Members only as buying BTC is quite sensitive and open to scamming we prefer to build trust with out customers. Tiz why we have the best customers in the whole interwebs.
ACE

You might wanna clarify that on your vendor page then.

I wish you would have told me this a couple weeks ago, when I sent you a message that got read, then ignored.


Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 09, 2013, 06:02 pm
I forget, am I on TSCREW? Ace sent me one of your monthly emails a month ago, but I forgot to reply back.

Heya,
 Just send an email to TSCREW@tormail.org and you get signed up instantly! no need to pay a penny, you just get a huge load of benefits!

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 09, 2013, 06:04 pm
@TSC

Hey..

How do I go about getting some BTC for cash from you guys?  I'm in a bind right now, and could really use the help.


Thanks!

Heya, sorry dude, due to the current BTC price drop were not offering a BTC exchange at the mo.  As always when we reopen it however it will be for TSCREW Members only as buying BTC is quite sensitive and open to scamming we prefer to build trust with out customers. Tiz why we have the best customers in the whole interwebs.
ACE

You might wanna clarify that on your vendor page then.

I wish you would have told me this a couple weeks ago, when I sent you a message that got read, then ignored.

Heya,
 We had some issues with communications a while back whilst we were training up new staff, We will offer the BTC exchange again as soon as BTC price stabilizes. All you need to do to be able to trade BTC with us is to send us a tormail to TSCrew@tormail.org and ask to be put on our mailing list. We are currently revamp ting our vendor page and making a few alterations.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 09, 2013, 06:21 pm
Yesterday nights collection!

http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/C9dK.jpg

All this goes into making the finest Laudanum, Bayer tea and Taimapedia on the road.

The reason why is this:

Almost all pods processed for making opium products are the commercially available pods, they have been soaked and cleaned and prepared in a way that gets rid of any real opium resin on them. In effect the alkaloids you are consuming are just the amount found in the thin cell walls.
Ours however come directly from the Bayer fields, here insects, animals even the wind cause the opium to leak from the poppies naturally as if they have been lanced. take a look: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/Pih1.jpg

So when we prepare our products your not only getting the natural alkaloids found in commercial pods, but your also getting real dissolved Bayer opium in high quantities. And bearing in mind that Bayer poppies have a 25% higher morphine content, well that makes our products the creme de la creme :O)

Did you know that from just 6 poppy heads (the amount that goes into making our pod puttly listing) you can find up to .45g of real dried Bayer opium.

:P
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on June 09, 2013, 07:36 pm
@TSC

Hey..

How do I go about getting some BTC for cash from you guys?  I'm in a bind right now, and could really use the help.


Thanks!

Heya, sorry dude, due to the current BTC price drop were not offering a BTC exchange at the mo.  As always when we reopen it however it will be for TSCREW Members only as buying BTC is quite sensitive and open to scamming we prefer to build trust with out customers. Tiz why we have the best customers in the whole interwebs.
ACE

You might wanna clarify that on your vendor page then.

I wish you would have told me this a couple weeks ago, when I sent you a message that got read, then ignored.

Heya,
 We had some issues with communications a while back whilst we were training up new staff, We will offer the BTC exchange again as soon as BTC price stabilizes. All you need to do to be able to trade BTC with us is to send us a tormail to TSCrew@tormail.org and ask to be put on our mailing list. We are currently revamp ting our vendor page and making a few alterations.
ACE


Cool..  Fair enough.   :D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 09, 2013, 09:05 pm
Alright peoples.

Heres a few new listings that we´ve put up ahead of the "official" bayer being available

Tea listings
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/addf3744e0
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/88d5c817ad
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/be106862cc

pod putty
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2f5a873a28

Laudanum
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/1482810b92
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/c43f33f200
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a26d386333

seeds
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/bbd5ae9a4f
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/6cfa644427
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/17aad73d4a

poppy straw
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/5c6198f727

poppy heads
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8291ee2fc97

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 10, 2013, 12:39 am
Alright peoples.

Heres a few new listings that we´ve put up ahead of the "official" bayer being available

Tea listings
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/addf3744e0
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/88d5c817ad
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/be106862cc

pod putty
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2f5a873a28

Laudanum
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/1482810b92
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/c43f33f200
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a26d386333

seeds
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/bbd5ae9a4f
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/6cfa644427
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/17aad73d4a

poppy straw
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/5c6198f727

poppy heads
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/8291ee2fc97

ACE
awww shit!! time to go get some more BTC!! gots to gets me some uh dat laudanum and putty!!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on June 10, 2013, 03:13 am
I wish we could get that Bayer opium in the states.  Any chance of anyone here selling your product?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 10, 2013, 03:22 am
I wish we could get that Bayer opium in the states.  Any chance of anyone here selling your product?

The bayer will be sold to the states!!
(I'm fairly certain)
I reside on the continental US and i got some last season!!
Be patient young grasshopper.. the listings will come  ;)

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on June 10, 2013, 04:01 am
Lol.  OK, Murderface, thanks.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 10, 2013, 05:29 am
Heya :O)
The regular opium and Bayer will be available to the US as soon as its dry enough to ship :-)

The refined Bayer we have been working on is almost ready also, this normal raw Bayer opium that has had almost all the plant  matter extracted, using a separate ethanol and ICE-O-Lator style extraction, then dried. This will be reserved for TSCrew members however. Its not apt for direct flame smoking however as there is no plant matter to burn its almost just alkaloids, so you need to either vapourise or smoke on foil gently. Or mix up in a drink, eat or TB´s fave plug lol. hotknifing it too hot will also kill off most of the alkaloids, think of it as a super potent yet fragile Bayer.

Also we have finally finished preparing the Algerian hash for sale, it will eventually be sold in our revamped connoisseurs kit alongside the Ketama and AK47

here are the listings for 1g, 5g and 20g

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/ead68b5905
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/20bb18208a
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/4797d9b484

Peace
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 10, 2013, 06:07 am

Hell yea ACE!!
I got my O pipe primed and ready for that bayer homie!!
Those pics were beautiful!! Your hard efforts don't go unnoticed!!
TSCrew you say?!?
Hell yes i say!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 10, 2013, 09:09 am

Hell yea ACE!!
I got my O pipe primed and ready for that bayer homie!!
Those pics were beautiful!! Your hard efforts don't go unnoticed!!
TSCrew you say?!?
Hell yes i say!!

Lol some of the exterior is almost dry, tried smoking some last night it still bubbles too much giving off steam before smoke. 

I´ll tell you what i did try though that left me really fucking impressed. When we first got the bayer we broke off like a 80g (wet) chunk to try different purification teks on it. We found one on mycotopia.net I really didn't think would work all that much, anyway, end result was as close I´ve ever seen to pure opium. Pretty much the exact same stuff the pharma companies get out with chloroform and ethanol extractions. you need to smoke it on foil gently or or vape it. Man, I know I spoke about it yesterday, but I hadnt tried it. I´m on the shit now. its like a billion times more fucking euphoric and i feel like fucking full on energy, like the energizer bunny on roids. I only did like a tiny little bit, this stuff is gold man, when they try it normal opium is going extincttttt. Anyways, I´m reserving half the Bayer and putting it in the fridge just in case people end up liking this as much as me. plus side is the other half will dry quicker.
gonna have to get really fucked on GHB and hide the rest from myself before I do it all.
Will be sending out samples for peeps to try and give out reviews for putting up the listing at 0 cost when iI´m less high and can see straight. then 5 or so of you can put in an order for a sample and we can ship out, get some feedback in etc... the key is not to overdo it with the flame. hotknifed a whole load and hardly any smoke came off, then tried foil and bang was gouching like noddy. im trhinking we might sell little infusion vials. I found these like tiny vials good for like 6 or 7 drops. Originally for a gram of seeds but might use them. Kinda cool presentation. Man this stuff is better than smack in my opinion, it leaves you fucking happyer and able to function and less sick. also it fucking smells like forests fucking eachother, its awesomeeeeeeeee.

AECCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on June 10, 2013, 09:31 am
Really thinking about getting me some of the bayer laudanum...
BUT
Decided to go ahead with the putty tea first, then see about the tincture. Can`t wait!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 10, 2013, 04:02 pm

hahahahaha
"smells like forests fucking each other"
homie that's fucking poetic!!

and if this batch is as good (or better?) than last season's.. ooooooh sheeeeet!! lol
that shit fucked me up BIG time!!
infusion vials sound interesting, but whatever makes it to my drop sounds good to me!!  ;D
stay safe amigo!!

i'll keep an eye out, and hopefully be able to jump aboard that sample listing!!  ;)

Peace!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 10, 2013, 05:49 pm
Had a fucking good idea I think whilst off my head on opium last night!

Opium den weekend kits! Including opium tea, opium, laudanum, incense, some hash and other bits and pieces

3 person kit
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/977ff5b801

5 person kit
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7245978274
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 10, 2013, 05:54 pm

hahahahaha
"smells like forests fucking each other"
homie that's fucking poetic!!

and if this batch is as good (or better?) than last season's.. ooooooh sheeeeet!! lol
that shit fucked me up BIG time!!
infusion vials sound interesting, but whatever makes it to my drop sounds good to me!!  ;D
stay safe amigo!!

i'll keep an eye out, and hopefully be able to jump aboard that sample listing!!  ;)

Peace!!
safe! names down for a sample, should go out tomorrow or the day after. I´ll get the listing up in a bit
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Trappy on June 10, 2013, 07:53 pm
Had a fucking good idea I think whilst off my head on opium last night!

Opium den weekend kits! Including opium tea, opium, laudanum, incense, some hash and other bits and pieces

3 person kit
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/977ff5b801

5 person kit
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7245978274

Did the seed of the idea come when dealing with this picky customer? :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 10, 2013, 07:56 pm

hahahahaha
"smells like forests fucking each other"
homie that's fucking poetic!!

and if this batch is as good (or better?) than last season's.. ooooooh sheeeeet!! lol
that shit fucked me up BIG time!!
infusion vials sound interesting, but whatever makes it to my drop sounds good to me!!  ;D
stay safe amigo!!

i'll keep an eye out, and hopefully be able to jump aboard that sample listing!!  ;)

Peace!!
safe! names down for a sample, should go out tomorrow or the day after. I´ll get the listing up in a bit
ACE

Put me down for a sample as well friend! (If possible)  Can't wait for those hash samples to get here too! ;) ;D
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 10, 2013, 11:18 pm

hahahahaha
"smells like forests fucking each other"
homie that's fucking poetic!!

and if this batch is as good (or better?) than last season's.. ooooooh sheeeeet!! lol
that shit fucked me up BIG time!!
infusion vials sound interesting, but whatever makes it to my drop sounds good to me!!  ;D
stay safe amigo!!

i'll keep an eye out, and hopefully be able to jump aboard that sample listing!!  ;)

Peace!!
safe! names down for a sample, should go out tomorrow or the day after. I´ll get the listing up in a bit
ACE

Put me down for a sample as well friend! (If possible)  Can't wait for those hash samples to get here too! ;) ;D
TinyDot
sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee taaaaaaaaaaang shorty
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 11, 2013, 03:03 am
I wish we could get that Bayer opium in the states.  Any chance of anyone here selling your product?

Ohhhh yeahhhhhh  8)

So what is the 411? What has everybody been up to? What's the cool jams?
hehe I've missed you guyzzzzzz  :'( BUT I got hashhhhhhh so it's not THAT bad :P

I was looking at forum statistics and I am either really stoned or this is really fascinating stuff:
Link: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?action=stats

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on June 11, 2013, 04:00 pm
ACE: thanks for the pm in main site. Looking forward to the custom made goodness.

Just read your post about the crazy new opium. Gonna have to save some up for some coins.


Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: thegoodgirl82 on June 11, 2013, 04:57 pm
I'm wondering what is the best wk-end seduction kit for my boyfriend  :)

Apart from tying him up and spiking him on Viagra!

Is his birhday coming up so I want to buy him a few unusual treats.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: alagandar on June 11, 2013, 06:50 pm
Hello just read your other thread and came to say i would love to sample some opium!I have never tried opium but have always wanted to!I am in Canada so not sure if that is a problem but ya i have written reviews for other products and look forward to sampling and reviewing your products!Good luck to everyone and Gratz to all who get to sample!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Darktime on June 11, 2013, 07:06 pm
Hey all at TSC ;D

A sample of your very good sounding opium would be delightful and I'm drooling at the thought of such a delectable tasting.

I can write you a review if you would like as I have done for others and am currently doing some for MDMA and GHB and Coke,so I can certainly squeeze you one in if you would like to send me a small offering ;)

If you like you can pm me here or else use edyboy666 on SR

Hopefully talk soon.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on June 11, 2013, 08:28 pm
Hey TS Crew!

I just saw your thread on the giveaway, and want to put my name in the hat. If I get picked I would love to find a lil sample of something else in with my outstanding order. I know its a couple days out of being shipped so maybe I'll be lucky? Good luck everyone who enters!


JJ
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 11, 2013, 08:42 pm
I'm wondering what is the best wk-end seduction kit for my boyfriend  :)

Apart from tying him up and spiking him on Viagra!

Is his birhday coming up so I want to buy him a few unusual treats.

WE can offer your chioce of viagra, viagra jeliies or cilais with whichever kit you chose for the modest addition of 10 bucks lol

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 11, 2013, 08:50 pm
I wish we could get that Bayer opium in the states.  Any chance of anyone here selling your product?

Ohhhh yeahhhhhh  8)

So what is the 411? What has everybody been up to? What's the cool jams?
hehe I've missed you guyzzzzzz  :'( BUT I got hashhhhhhh so it's not THAT bad :P

I was looking at forum statistics and I am either really stoned or this is really fascinating stuff:
Link: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?action=stats

loving life beautiful!!
how's my favorite Box??
we missed you too!!
thank buddha for hash!!

you watch.. i'll be on those statistics!!
PH is on there!! that busy busy girl!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Unity on June 11, 2013, 08:53 pm
Lemme git one of them there samples Sirrrr
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 11, 2013, 09:11 pm
Righttttttt these are the samples up for peoples, first come fist served basis. the conditions are that you tell us if you think it should be stronger or weaker (we´ll try not to kill you), comments on flavor, presentation, ease of use. etc.

The first samples up are:

2 ppl to receive 1 pod paste tea bag each

2 ppl to receive 1 ground poppy pod tea bag each

2 ppl  to receive 1 bottle of laudanum each

2 ppl to receive a few doses of refined bayer opium each.


Tea bag instructions: add to 70 c water leave and a bit of lemon juice, drink a but of grapefruit juice if you can get hold of any a half hour before. leave for 10 mins to brew and then drink up slowly, either do half first and then half 40 mins later if its not too much, or drink slow, just dont do it all at once. my tolerance is really high so it makes it hard to know what wont make you guys ill.. Reassured?

Instructions for the Laudanum are simply drink straight or add to a drink, start with a low dose and work up.

instructions for the refined opium, now this is important, it is really fragile, if smoking it needs to be done on foil gently, or a vaporizer really gently or you'll kill all off all the alkaloids, that option or eat it or add it to a drink for longer effect.

More to follow.

POst a message with your user name - products wanted messages will be processed on a first come first served basis except for TinyDot and murderface and anyone else already promised, they are entitled to pick what they want, oh and TSCrewbies obv

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on June 11, 2013, 09:18 pm
Righttttttt these are the samples up for peoples, first come fist served basis. the conditions are that you tell us if you think it should be stronger or weaker (we´ll try not to kill you), comments on flavor, presentation, ease of use. etc.

The first samples up are:

2 ppl to receive 1 pod paste tea bag each

2 ppl to receive 1 ground poppy pod tea bag each

2 ppl  to receive 1 bottle of laudanum each

2 ppl to receive a few doses of refined bayer opium each.


Tea bag instructions: add to 70 c water leave and a bit of lemon juice, drink a but of grapefruit juice if you can get hold of any a half hour before. leave for 10 mins to brew and then drink up slowly, either do half first and then half 40 mins later if its not too much, or drink slow, just dont do it all at once. my tolerance is really high so it makes it hard to know what wont make you guys ill.. Reassured?

Instructions for the Laudanum are simply drink straight or add to a drink, start with a low dose and work up.

instructions for the refined opium, now this is important, it is really fragile, if smoking it needs to be done on foil gently, or a vaporizer really gently or you'll kill all off all the alkaloids, that option or eat it or add it to a drink for longer effect.

More to follow.

POst a message with your user name - products wanted messages will be processed on a first come first served basis except for TinyDot and murderface and anyone else already promised, they are entitled to pick what they want, oh and TSCrewbies obv

ACE

Dear Ts Crew...
If I get picked I would love to sample laudanum. Second choice would be opium if the L is gone. I already ordered the tea so will review no matter what. I just signed up to be a screwbie yesterday when I orderes the tea. SR name is Jasper5Jenson. Hope i am lucky, but either way I get to try your tea so its gonna be a great day in a couple weeks!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 11, 2013, 09:52 pm
Righttttttt these are the samples up for peoples, first come fist served basis. the conditions are that you tell us if you think it should be stronger or weaker (we´ll try not to kill you), comments on flavor, presentation, ease of use. etc.

The first samples up are:

2 ppl to receive 1 pod paste tea bag each

2 ppl to receive 1 ground poppy pod tea bag each

2 ppl  to receive 1 bottle of laudanum each

2 ppl to receive a few doses of refined bayer opium each.


Tea bag instructions: add to 70 c water leave and a bit of lemon juice, drink a but of grapefruit juice if you can get hold of any a half hour before. leave for 10 mins to brew and then drink up slowly, either do half first and then half 40 mins later if its not too much, or drink slow, just dont do it all at once. my tolerance is really high so it makes it hard to know what wont make you guys ill.. Reassured?

Instructions for the Laudanum are simply drink straight or add to a drink, start with a low dose and work up.

instructions for the refined opium, now this is important, it is really fragile, if smoking it needs to be done on foil gently, or a vaporizer really gently or you'll kill all off all the alkaloids, that option or eat it or add it to a drink for longer effect.

More to follow.

POst a message with your user name - products wanted messages will be processed on a first come first served basis except for TinyDot and murderface and anyone else already promised, they are entitled to pick what they want, oh and TSCrewbies obv

ACE

Dear Ts Crew...
If I get picked I would love to sample laudanum. Second choice would be opium if the L is gone. I already ordered the tea so will review no matter what. I just signed up to be a screwbie yesterday when I orderes the tea. SR name is Jasper5Jenson. Hope i am lucky, but either way I get to try your tea so its gonna be a great day in a couple weeks!
sure thing send me a message on sr to remind me!
ACE!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 11, 2013, 10:02 pm
loving life beautiful!!
how's my favorite Box??
we missed you too!!
thank buddha for hash!!

you watch.. i'll be on those statistics!!
PH is on there!! that busy busy girl!!

This box is ready to be trashed!

Omg, I love PH <3 She needs to post more if she is really around that much! Speaking of... I need to send her a PM.

Murder, I know you will be... I WANNA BE THERE TOO :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bigbabbablue on June 11, 2013, 10:11 pm
Hey TSC,
i would love to try some of your opium.. Doesnt matter which one.
Could write a review of it ;)
Greets,
BBB
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on June 11, 2013, 10:19 pm
Sweet! It's in your sr inbox.

The last time I had opium I melted into the couch. We smoked it, but I prefer swallowing it. Can't wait. And I will def be honest with.my feedback.

JJ
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 11, 2013, 10:30 pm
ACE AND TSC!!! HOWS IT GOING MY LONG LOST FRIENDS>? u TOLD me to come on over and throw my name in the Pot, so HERE I AM bro!!

You know me well, you know my respected background my awesome reviews etc.. Id Love to try your Opium.

If you will let me, or have enough left u know im for sure one of the top trusted and reliable reviews..

So shoot me a Pm buddy if i by chance am able to try it.. You know iv had my share and can tell you whatever it is u neeed to know about it..

Hope to be a chosen one.. ATM iv got 400+ stuck hung up or im started to think scammed, so til a few more weeks, things like this is what give me a lil hope i might get something good..

Even if not, your guys are awesome!!! full time supporter from AA-
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on June 11, 2013, 10:42 pm
I've never tried Opium & while i have no wish at all to try heroin, there is something alluring about haven taken all the natural narcotics.

if i did decide to try opium, it would be yours TSC.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 11, 2013, 11:13 pm
Righttttttt these are the samples up for peoples, first come fist served basis. the conditions are that you tell us if you think it should be stronger or weaker (we´ll try not to kill you), comments on flavor, presentation, ease of use. etc.

The first samples up are:

2 ppl to receive 1 pod paste tea bag each

2 ppl to receive 1 ground poppy pod tea bag each

2 ppl  to receive 1 bottle of laudanum each

2 ppl to receive a few doses of refined bayer opium each.


Tea bag instructions: add to 70 c water leave and a bit of lemon juice, drink a but of grapefruit juice if you can get hold of any a half hour before. leave for 10 mins to brew and then drink up slowly, either do half first and then half 40 mins later if its not too much, or drink slow, just dont do it all at once. my tolerance is really high so it makes it hard to know what wont make you guys ill.. Reassured?

Instructions for the Laudanum are simply drink straight or add to a drink, start with a low dose and work up.

instructions for the refined opium, now this is important, it is really fragile, if smoking it needs to be done on foil gently, or a vaporizer really gently or you'll kill all off all the alkaloids, that option or eat it or add it to a drink for longer effect.

More to follow.

POst a message with your user name - products wanted messages will be processed on a first come first served basis except for TinyDot and murderface and anyone else already promised, they are entitled to pick what they want, oh and TSCrewbies obv

ACE
no boosties in there...... man ive been away too long :(
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 11, 2013, 11:29 pm
MAN I WANT SOME OF THAT LADINUM probley spelled it wrong, but you get the idea... whn do we know who gets what?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on June 12, 2013, 12:16 am
Righttttttt these are the samples up for peoples, first come fist served basis. the conditions are that you tell us if you think it should be stronger or weaker (we´ll try not to kill you), comments on flavor, presentation, ease of use. etc.

The first samples up are:

2 ppl to receive 1 pod paste tea bag each

2 ppl to receive 1 ground poppy pod tea bag each

2 ppl  to receive 1 bottle of laudanum each

2 ppl to receive a few doses of refined bayer opium each.


Tea bag instructions: add to 70 c water leave and a bit of lemon juice, drink a but of grapefruit juice if you can get hold of any a half hour before. leave for 10 mins to brew and then drink up slowly, either do half first and then half 40 mins later if its not too much, or drink slow, just dont do it all at once. my tolerance is really high so it makes it hard to know what wont make you guys ill.. Reassured?

Instructions for the Laudanum are simply drink straight or add to a drink, start with a low dose and work up.

instructions for the refined opium, now this is important, it is really fragile, if smoking it needs to be done on foil gently, or a vaporizer really gently or you'll kill all off all the alkaloids, that option or eat it or add it to a drink for longer effect.

More to follow.

POst a message with your user name - products wanted messages will be processed on a first come first served basis except for TinyDot and murderface and anyone else already promised, they are entitled to pick what they want, oh and TSCrewbies obv

ACE
no boosties in there...... man ive been away too long :(

What up TSC? Glad to see things back in action.  :)   

Trashbox always gooood to read ya sweetheart. ;)

ACE, if you have room for the PAW I would love to try some of the best tea available, thanks.

Much love to the TSC and screwbi's  <3
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 12, 2013, 01:31 am
Righttttttt these are the samples up for peoples, first come fist served basis. the conditions are that you tell us if you think it should be stronger or weaker (we´ll try not to kill you), comments on flavor, presentation, ease of use. etc.

The first samples up are:

2 ppl to receive 1 pod paste tea bag each

2 ppl to receive 1 ground poppy pod tea bag each

2 ppl  to receive 1 bottle of laudanum each

2 ppl to receive a few doses of refined bayer opium each.


Tea bag instructions: add to 70 c water leave and a bit of lemon juice, drink a but of grapefruit juice if you can get hold of any a half hour before. leave for 10 mins to brew and then drink up slowly, either do half first and then half 40 mins later if its not too much, or drink slow, just dont do it all at once. my tolerance is really high so it makes it hard to know what wont make you guys ill.. Reassured?

Instructions for the Laudanum are simply drink straight or add to a drink, start with a low dose and work up.

instructions for the refined opium, now this is important, it is really fragile, if smoking it needs to be done on foil gently, or a vaporizer really gently or you'll kill all off all the alkaloids, that option or eat it or add it to a drink for longer effect.

More to follow.

POst a message with your user name - products wanted messages will be processed on a first come first served basis except for TinyDot and murderface and anyone else already promised, they are entitled to pick what they want, oh and TSCrewbies obv

ACE
no boosties in there...... man ive been away too long :(

lool,, and boosties name your poison
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 12, 2013, 01:46 am
AAAAND AA and Paw, Laudinum for AA and Paw chose somethin differnt.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SOUTHPAW on June 12, 2013, 02:17 am
AAAAND AA and Paw, Laudinum for AA and Paw chose somethin differnt.
ACE

Ace, the refined op would be my first choice next laudinum and third anything you you decided sir. :)

Thanks SP
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 12, 2013, 02:30 am
Righttttttt these are the samples up for peoples, first come fist served basis. the conditions are that you tell us if you think it should be stronger or weaker (we´ll try not to kill you), comments on flavor, presentation, ease of use. etc.

The first samples up are:

2 ppl to receive 1 pod paste tea bag each

2 ppl to receive 1 ground poppy pod tea bag each

2 ppl  to receive 1 bottle of laudanum each

2 ppl to receive a few doses of refined bayer opium each.


Tea bag instructions: add to 70 c water leave and a bit of lemon juice, drink a but of grapefruit juice if you can get hold of any a half hour before. leave for 10 mins to brew and then drink up slowly, either do half first and then half 40 mins later if its not too much, or drink slow, just dont do it all at once. my tolerance is really high so it makes it hard to know what wont make you guys ill.. Reassured?

Instructions for the Laudanum are simply drink straight or add to a drink, start with a low dose and work up.

instructions for the refined opium, now this is important, it is really fragile, if smoking it needs to be done on foil gently, or a vaporizer really gently or you'll kill all off all the alkaloids, that option or eat it or add it to a drink for longer effect.

More to follow.

POst a message with your user name - products wanted messages will be processed on a first come first served basis except for TinyDot and murderface and anyone else already promised, they are entitled to pick what they want, oh and TSCrewbies obv

ACE
no boosties in there...... man ive been away too long :(

lool,, and boosties name your poison
Thanks ACE! love all the screwballs of TSC
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bigbabbablue on June 12, 2013, 02:35 am
what about the first come, first served  ;D
also wrote you on SR :'(
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 12, 2013, 03:06 am

Isn't this just magical!?!
You can FEEL the love!!
Lol

You can't have any!! It's all mine!!  ;) jk jk
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: aussiepp on June 12, 2013, 03:45 am
Hey mate!
I'd love to have the opportunity to sample your opium. I've made a lot of reviews during my time here, if you'd like to see them just send me a PM :)
Cheers,
-AussiePP
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 12, 2013, 03:51 am

Imagine if you will..
the smell of two trees fucking each other..
Brilliant ACE, brilliant!!  ;)
i can't wait!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: alagandar on June 12, 2013, 04:38 am
I all ready posted but never said what i wanted would love to try the laudenem(spelled wrong ) But not having tried any pods or opium would love to sample any of them!Gratz to all those who are getting some goodies i look forward to your thoughts!Keep up the good work Scurvy Crew!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 12, 2013, 06:00 am
AWESOME ACE!! ..

SO WHAT The hell do we do? MSG U on SR with our shipping details>>?? lol..

What fucks u up more ladinum or the Opium?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 12, 2013, 07:06 am
ACE,

PM me here and SR..going to bed its 3:06 am here..tty later bro thanks again!! AND I WANT U TO MAKE ME THE STRONGEST BATCH POSSIBLE!!! lol.. long time opiate user here my friend.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 12, 2013, 10:37 am
right
out of laudanum, refined bayer and paste samples. still looking for one other  person to test out the tea
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on June 12, 2013, 02:04 pm
right
out of laudanum, refined bayer and paste samples. still looking for one other  person to test out the tea


<----------
Then look no further!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 12, 2013, 02:14 pm
CONGRATS TO THOSE OF US THAT GET TO TRY SOME OF ACES GREAT PRODUCTS!! U WONT BE DIS POINTED PPL!!  Iv known ACE a good while.. He gets good raw material so its never to my knowledge stuff sent to him from others..

guy is one of a Kind!!

Thanks again ACE!!! Got you SR PM.. Looking forward to some SUPER stroong ladinum..

If you r making it, Think of it as your making it for SUPERMAN AND HE HAS GOTTON HURT..lol.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 12, 2013, 05:53 pm
Heck ya I cant wait to review some of these new products ACE!  TSC rocks yet again!  Also, I got a chance to try some of the Jardallah again and I must say...its some yummy hash!  Nice shiny dark almost a leather color, smells divine..very easy to work with...not crumbly but not super sticky either...just right!  Nice sativa head high as well. I can't wait to try some of that Algerian once I can  ;D
TSC wins again!  Also, fairly quick to the states...took about 10 days give or take a day.  Good stealth as well  ;) :-X

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 12, 2013, 06:22 pm
Think of it as your making it for SUPERMAN AND HE HAS GOTTON HURT..lol.

OR...

Superman foolishly FEd and lost a bunch of money to a skeezy vendor AND also just found out Lois Lane is preggerrrrrrs, not just getting fat :/ He would like to forget life for a while.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 12, 2013, 07:49 pm
Think of it as your making it for SUPERMAN AND HE HAS GOTTON HURT..lol.

OR...

Superman foolishly FEd and lost a bunch of money to a skeezy vendor AND also just found out Lois Lane is preggerrrrrrs, not just getting fat :/ He would like to forget life for a while.
^^^^hahaha yeah that kinda sounds more accurate. more like kryptonite than anything else! This superman loves him some krypto!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 12, 2013, 08:23 pm
Think of it as your making it for SUPERMAN AND HE HAS GOTTON HURT..lol.

OR...

Superman foolishly FEd and lost a bunch of money to a skeezy vendor AND also just found out Lois Lane is preggerrrrrrs, not just getting fat :/ He would like to forget life for a while.

LMAO..damn me and Supe need to have a talk...fuckin skeezy vendors >:(...Anyway...hell ya that made me giggle and smile...HOW YA BEEN TB?! :D

TinyDot
ps...+1 K to everyone on this page...cept you ACE...gimmie about a day and then I can lol..stupid 72hr rule ::)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 12, 2013, 08:29 pm
seconded! what up lil dot? how ya been?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 12, 2013, 10:46 pm
LMAO..damn me and Supe need to have a talk...fuckin skeezy vendors >:(...Anyway...hell ya that made me giggle and smile...HOW YA BEEN TB?! :D

TinyDot
ps...+1 K to everyone on this page...cept you ACE...gimmie about a day and then I can lol..stupid 72hr rule ::)

heeeeee heeeeeee FEing is a funny topic :p I AM GOOD TD!! Been catching up on the forums the past few days and I forget how fucking fun this place is LOLZzzzzzZZzzZZz all day long :D

ditto what baby dot said about karma rules +1 to errbody but Ace :)

also **PAGING ZIPSTYLE** Where you at boyyyyyy? I needzz me some dirty street talk GANGSTA
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 13, 2013, 03:07 am

My O pipe is cold and lonely!!
I had to take it out to reassure it, and tell it.. 'soon precious.. soon'
Good things come to those who wait!!  :P
I say give that bayer all the time it needs!! Makes all the difference!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on June 13, 2013, 03:26 am
LMAO..damn me and Supe need to have a talk...fuckin skeezy vendors >:(...Anyway...hell ya that made me giggle and smile...HOW YA BEEN TB?! :D

TinyDot
ps...+1 K to everyone on this page...cept you ACE...gimmie about a day and then I can lol..stupid 72hr rule ::)

heeeeee heeeeeee FEing is a funny topic :p I AM GOOD TD!! Been catching up on the forums the past few days and I forget how fucking fun this place is LOLZzzzzzZZzzZZz all day long :D

ditto what baby dot said about karma rules +1 to errbody but Ace :)

also **PAGING ZIPSTYLE** Where you at boyyyyyy? I needzz me some dirty street talk GANGSTA


Ey gurrrrl you know how i do, chillen at the crib getting up on dat fast internet shizz.
BUT ON DA REALZ, where YOU been?!
I been missin you like real O.G.s bump and grind, ya know what im sayin boo?

I'll put you on some of dat flow game in a min ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on June 13, 2013, 08:22 am
somehow this thread always makes me smile. Great work it seems from TSC. Probs! =)
just sent a mail for your newsletter and looking forward to try some of your product but I am in no hurry ,-)

take care
12345
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 13, 2013, 11:22 am

My O pipe is cold and lonely!!
I had to take it out to reassure it, and tell it.. 'soon precious.. soon'
Good things come to those who wait!!  :P
I say give that bayer all the time it needs!! Makes all the difference!!

TSC all day baby!!
Feelin the same way murda!! my o pipe is going thru separation anxiety.....
i keep telling it" any day now don't worry bayer IS coming back to you!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 13, 2013, 11:24 am
12345 this is an awesome crew!! so glad i found them!! always fun and the best service!!
LOVIN TSC!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 13, 2013, 01:49 pm
Rithttttttt biatches.
Just spent the better part of a day slaving over a hot stove making up all your delicious treats. Soooo the only things to clear up are below:


PAW (refined op) - send em ur addy on the main site include (PAW - 1 REFINED OP,  1 TEA) in the subject line

Boosties   -Taken care of

TinnnnnnnnnyD - Taken care of ( ;-) If ya know what I mean)

AA - I´ve put enough Bayer paste and refined bayer in the Laudanum bottle to kill most of the Marvel comics cast, Its multiple doses not one, don´t drink it all, Its more of a suicide mix than laudanum bottle so please don´t die, add bit by bit with a hot drink and wait at least 40mins from dose to dose. also if you start to feel sick, see double, go numb or pass out stop taking it, I know it sounds obvious but I know how much you like opiates.. also drink with a hot drink. yours is ideal for us to gauge dosage for the rest of the orders as its laudanum at its saturation point i.e we packed it so hard that no more will dissolve. so please let us know how much you needed for 1 comfortable dose that others would ENJOY, emphasis there, not a dose that incapacitates someone, but one that still allows for you to function relatively normally. Get back to us ASAP .

bigbabbablue - Send me your addy on SR, include ( BBB - 1 op paste, 1 tea) in the subject line.

Murderfacey - send me a message on the main site and let me know what you want

Darktime - taken care of

Jasper Jenson - Gonna send you refined paste as you like eating it its the strongest there. interested to hear your thoughts on dose ( send message to me on the main site with address and (JJ - Paste) in the subject line.



Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 13, 2013, 02:37 pm

Sweeeeetness!!
PM sent ACE..

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 13, 2013, 03:28 pm
Rithttttttt biatches.
Just spent the better part of a day slaving over a hot stove making up all your delicious treats. Soooo the only things to clear up are below:


PAW (refined op) - send em ur addy on the main site include (PAW - 1 REFINED OP,  1 TEA) in the subject line

Boosties   -Taken care of

TinnnnnnnnnyD - Taken care of ( ;-) If ya know what I mean)

AA - I´ve put enough Bayer paste and refined bayer in the Laudanum bottle to kill most of the Marvel comics cast, Its multiple doses not one, don´t drink it all, Its more of a suicide mix than laudanum bottle so please don´t die, add bit by bit with a hot drink and wait at least 40mins from dose to dose. also if you start to feel sick, see double, go numb or pass out stop taking it, I know it sounds obvious but I know how much you like opiates.. also drink with a hot drink. yours is ideal for us to gauge dosage for the rest of the orders as its laudanum at its saturation point i.e we packed it so hard that no more will dissolve. so please let us know how much you needed for 1 comfortable dose that others would ENJOY, emphasis there, not a dose that incapacitates someone, but one that still allows for you to function relatively normally. Get back to us ASAP .

bigbabbablue - Send me your addy on SR, include ( BBB - 1 op paste, 1 tea) in the subject line.

Murderfacey - send me a message on the main site and let me know what you want

Darktime - taken care of

Jasper Jenson - Gonna send you refined paste as you like eating it its the strongest there. interested to hear your thoughts on dose ( send message to me on the main site with address and (JJ - Paste) in the subject line.

LMAO ACE!!! LOVE THE POST YOU WROTE TO ME!! LOL.. I will for sure take it easy with this stuff.. And before i go getting WASTED on it, I will try doses to see what the NORMAL non OPIATE IN LOVE PERSON would get a good buzz, but still be able to MOVE AND TALK..LOL..

Thanks ACE!! Hopefully it will make it through customs.. lol.. U already know im the guy to review something like this! Thanks for AMPING that Ladinum up!! Me and the rest of the Marvel comic characters should have a great time sipping Tea while not out saving the world, just so Silkroad and the buyers and users can be safe..

REST ASSURED SR!! LADINUM CONSUMING HERO'S ARE HERE FOR YOUR SAFETY !!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on June 13, 2013, 04:55 pm
ACE pm sent!

Gonna be in dreamy reverie soon enough. If only I had some absinthe too...

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bigbabbablue on June 13, 2013, 05:22 pm

bigbabbablue - Send me your addy on SR, include ( BBB - 1 op paste, 1 tea) in the subject line.



Done!

Edit: Aah made a mistake. Didnt send you my addy, just some nice words  ;D
Wait a minute i will send it!

Edit 2: Now it should be fine!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 13, 2013, 05:29 pm
LMAO ACE!!! LOVE THE POST YOU WROTE TO ME!! LOL.. I will for sure take it easy with this stuff.. And before i go getting WASTED on it, I will try doses to see what the NORMAL non OPIATE IN LOVE PERSON would get a good buzz, but still be able to MOVE AND TALK..LOL..

Thanks ACE!! Hopefully it will make it through customs.. lol.. U already know im the guy to review something like this! Thanks for AMPING that Ladinum up!! Me and the rest of the Marvel comic characters should have a great time sipping Tea while not out saving the world, just so Silkroad and the buyers and users can be safe..

REST ASSURED SR!! LADINUM CONSUMING HERO'S ARE HERE FOR YOUR SAFETY !!

Lol I read this and just had a thought of like the Justice League watching the world burn all bleary eyed and giggly while dropping laudanum (heh..I know how to spell it ::) :P) .  Superman's all like "hey pass that putty my way..damn this tea is kickin in too :o :P" :P

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 13, 2013, 08:30 pm
Just a heads up, all packages went out this afternoon, so should hit Europe mon - tue and the rest of the world later on next week
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 13, 2013, 11:08 pm
Rithttttttt biatches.
Just spent the better part of a day slaving over a hot stove making up all your delicious treats. Soooo the only things to clear up are below:


PAW (refined op) - send em ur addy on the main site include (PAW - 1 REFINED OP,  1 TEA) in the subject line

Boosties   -Taken care of

TinnnnnnnnnyD - Taken care of ( ;-) If ya know what I mean)

AA - I´ve put enough Bayer paste and refined bayer in the Laudanum bottle to kill most of the Marvel comics cast, Its multiple doses not one, don´t drink it all, Its more of a suicide mix than laudanum bottle so please don´t die, add bit by bit with a hot drink and wait at least 40mins from dose to dose. also if you start to feel sick, see double, go numb or pass out stop taking it, I know it sounds obvious but I know how much you like opiates.. also drink with a hot drink. yours is ideal for us to gauge dosage for the rest of the orders as its laudanum at its saturation point i.e we packed it so hard that no more will dissolve. so please let us know how much you needed for 1 comfortable dose that others would ENJOY, emphasis there, not a dose that incapacitates someone, but one that still allows for you to function relatively normally. Get back to us ASAP .

bigbabbablue - Send me your addy on SR, include ( BBB - 1 op paste, 1 tea) in the subject line.

Murderfacey - send me a message on the main site and let me know what you want

Darktime - taken care of

Jasper Jenson - Gonna send you refined paste as you like eating it its the strongest there. interested to hear your thoughts on dose ( send message to me on the main site with address and (JJ - Paste) in the subject line.
FuckingACE!!! thanks bud!!! you just made my day!!!!  i swear i could kiss you right on the mouth!!
(dont worry i dont go that way!) just super excited to try that liquid! My bayer still hasnt arrived
but this post took all of the sadness away from the empty mailbox!! FUCKING TSC THERE IS NO BETTER!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 13, 2013, 11:31 pm
Just a heads up, all packages went out this afternoon, so should hit Europe mon - tue and the rest of the world later on next week
ACE

Much love ACE!  Thanks again for being so fuckin awesome ;D ;)  I look forward to reviewing the goodies I get 8) :P

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 13, 2013, 11:34 pm
REST ASSURED SR!! LADINUM CONSUMING HERO'S ARE HERE FOR YOUR SAFETY !!

LOLZZZZZZZZ  ;D Omg AA, you are HIlarious

Zippy Zip what the frick? I hope your vacay was worth the time away from this thread :P and what about me? I've been really busy with choir (<----- not unlike most of what I say this may or may not be a Mean Girls quote).

Ace the magic man cookin' up all that good stuff  ;) I imagine you are a bit like Chef Ramsey in the kitchen (speaking of mohawked chefs: paging **RonSwanson**). TSC homepage looks awesome w all the new listings  8)  Can't wait for all the reviews to come in yummmmyyyyyy
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 13, 2013, 11:41 pm
TB!!!! sup? that's it you just come by and then i don't hear from you for a while?
I think i have been used!!! I think i like it!!! Anywayz cant wait to write a review for the bayer
or laudi!!! been checking the box like a kid on Christmas!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bigbabbablue on June 13, 2013, 11:42 pm
I am really excited to try your Products. Is the op paste smokable? I am not so into that stuff, so would be nice if you give me some advice how to handle it the right way ;)

Edit: Thanks ACE ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 13, 2013, 11:52 pm
TB!!!! sup? that's it you just come by and then i don't hear from you for a while?
I think i have been used!!! I think i like it!!! Anywayz cant wait to write a review for the bayer
or laudi!!! been checking the box like a kid on Christmas!!

I'm mad at you becausssssse you LIED to the thread and said our sexy little story was made up by one of your gfs. I was so upset I broke my computer :P

you said christmas and now i want presents and sugar cookies mmmmmmmmm omg munchieeeeezzz
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 14, 2013, 12:12 am
Just a heads up, all packages went out this afternoon, so should hit Europe mon - tue and the rest of the world later on next week
ACE

You just turned my frown upside down!!
you are the fucking ACE you fucking ACE you!!  ;)

Did TB say choir practice?!?  ???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 14, 2013, 03:31 am
TB!!!! sup? that's it you just come by and then i don't hear from you for a while?
I think i have been used!!! I think i like it!!! Anywayz cant wait to write a review for the bayer
or laudi!!! been checking the box like a kid on Christmas!!

I'm mad at you becausssssse you LIED to the thread and said our sexy little story was made up by one of your gfs. I was so upset I broke my computer :P

you said christmas and now i want presents and sugar cookies mmmmmmmmm omg munchieeeeezzz
im sorry sexy lil TB!!! how can i make it up to you?! she knows about us!! she knows about the
insatiable lust for the SEXIEST TB!! she plays her part!! what is a guy supposed to do while he's waiting
for the best?! forgive me TB :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 14, 2013, 07:27 am
Just a heads up, all packages went out this afternoon, so should hit Europe mon - tue and the rest of the world later on next week
ACE

You just turned my frown upside down!!
you are the fucking ACE you fucking ACE you!!  ;)

Did TB say choir practice?!?  ???

Two words..NUN PORN ::) :P :-X ;) ;)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 14, 2013, 07:38 am
I am really excited to try your Products. Is the op paste smokable? I am not so into that stuff, so would be nice if you give me some advice how to handle it the right way ;)

Edit: Thanks ACE ;)
you can dry it out and smoke it, but it dosent smoke very well unless its totally bone dry so i don´t suggest it. Best bet is to eat it or mix it up in a drink
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 14, 2013, 07:54 am
REST ASSURED SR!! LADINUM CONSUMING HERO'S ARE HERE FOR YOUR SAFETY !!

LOLZZZZZZZZ  ;D Omg AA, you are HIlarious

Zippy Zip what the frick? I hope your vacay was worth the time away from this thread :P and what about me? I've been really busy with choir (<----- not unlike most of what I say this may or may not be a Mean Girls quote).

Ace the magic man cookin' up all that good stuff  ;) I imagine you are a bit like Chef Ramsey in the kitchen (speaking of mohawked chefs: paging **RonSwanson**). TSC homepage looks awesome w all the new listings  8)  Can't wait for all the reviews to come in yummmmyyyyyy

Thanks TB!! I try.. lol.. Hey BTW Love your profile PIC!! B E A UTIFUL!!!!  CAN U MAKE ONE THAT SAYS
"AA' OR ANONYMOUS ADDICT ? ID LOVE U AND UR beautiful build-board area FOREVER!!  lol
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 14, 2013, 07:59 am
LMAO ACE!!! LOVE THE POST YOU WROTE TO ME!! LOL.. I will for sure take it easy with this stuff.. And before i go getting WASTED on it, I will try doses to see what the NORMAL non OPIATE IN LOVE PERSON would get a good buzz, but still be able to MOVE AND TALK..LOL..

Thanks ACE!! Hopefully it will make it through customs.. lol.. U already know im the guy to review something like this! Thanks for AMPING that Ladinum up!! Me and the rest of the Marvel comic characters should have a great time sipping Tea while not out saving the world, just so Silkroad and the buyers and users can be safe..

REST ASSURED SR!! LADINUM CONSUMING HERO'S ARE HERE FOR YOUR SAFETY !!

Lol I read this and just had a thought of like the Justice League watching the world burn all bleary eyed and giggly while dropping laudanum (heh..I know how to spell it ::) :P) .  Superman's all like "hey pass that putty my way..damn this tea is kickin in too :o :P" :P

TinyDot

That was kinda my thoughts when writting it.. lol.. All of them Sitting arounf the Marvil VIP Hero mansion, getting fucked up, then getting the call

WORLD NEEDS SAVING!!

Everybodys just looks at each otther, "sooooooo who's able to go" "O FUCK IT!! LET IT BURN!!"

lol.... JUST GO MAKE SURE ACE AND THE FIELDS ARE SAFE,, CAUSE, WERE GONNA NEED MORE!!! lol..

Of course Superman would say well" im to loaded to fly st8t" BATMAN, better hope that car has wings an can get to spain ASAP!! lol...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 14, 2013, 06:45 pm
You should read, "Irredeemable" by Mark Wade.  Not sure why this conversation made me think of that ??? ???...but yea..good read 8) 

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 15, 2013, 01:21 am
Did TB say choir practice?!?  ???

Two words..NUN PORN ::) :P :-X ;) ;)

TinyDot

LOL I have the best slutty nun outfit EVERRR. It's one of my favorite things to play dress up in because it's so naughhhtyyyyy... I like naughty  :-X 

also... am i the only one who gets turned on by the " :-X " smiley bc it suggests being tied up and gagged? KitKat?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 15, 2013, 02:56 am
Thanks TB!! I try.. lol.. Hey BTW Love your profile PIC!! B E A UTIFUL!!!!  CAN U MAKE ONE THAT SAYS
"AA' OR ANONYMOUS ADDICT ? ID LOVE U AND UR beautiful build-board area FOREVER!!  lol

Your avatar makes me itchy. Like I have bugs crawling all over me... and in a weird way I kinda like that LOL

*Edit bc TMI
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: whatagwan on June 15, 2013, 10:29 pm
Got a Jardallah (no idea wot that means) hash egg, for 1 BTC, amazing deal :)
This is proper high quality stuff, like the highest grade pretty much.
I would guess its from native plants, does anyone know?
Smells lovely.
Very good effect, balanced and focused, good for being creative.
I would say there is a nice amount of CBD and huge amount of medical potential in this stuff. 
Smoke is creamy with taste of good weed, fresh clean and yummy  :P
Good enough to eat!
Thanks guys! can't wait to get some Pakistani, Algerian looks good too  8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on June 16, 2013, 08:32 am
Whatagwan:
A little clearnet springboard to help you know what the "Jardallah" means lol
https://www.icmag.com/ic/showpost.php?p=4585515&postcount=1847
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 16, 2013, 05:03 pm
Thanks TB!! I try.. lol.. Hey BTW Love your profile PIC!! B E A UTIFUL!!!!  CAN U MAKE ONE THAT SAYS
"AA' OR ANONYMOUS ADDICT ? ID LOVE U AND UR beautiful build-board area FOREVER!!  lol

Your avatar makes me itchy. Like I have bugs crawling all over me... and in a weird way I kinda like that LOL

*Edit bc TMI

Lol i was lucky enough to read the pre-edit!!   :-X

Don't worry, i won't tell anyone!!
.. Hey everybody!! Did y'all know that TB really IS that sexylicious hottie you daydream her to be!!
Ok, i won't tell anyone else!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on June 16, 2013, 06:02 pm

also... am i the only one who gets turned on by the " :-X " smiley bc it suggests being tied up and gagged? KitKat?

Maybe. I just find it hard to be aroused by emoticons. Even the sexy ones...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on June 16, 2013, 06:04 pm

.. Hey everybody!! Did y'all know that TB really IS that sexylicious hottie you daydream her to be!!
Ok, i won't tell anyone else!!  ;)

LOL
Everyone knows the only people that post on the internet are fat dudes.
Nice try, murder!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SelfSovereignty on June 16, 2013, 06:16 pm
.. Hey everybody!! Did y'all know that TB really IS that sexylicious hottie you daydream her to be!!

Well of course she is.  Look at that avatar: would a chest like that lie?  :P

also... am i the only one who gets turned on by the " :-X " smiley bc it suggests being tied up and gagged? KitKat?

No.  Although I admit, it takes more than just that for me -- it takes the persona behind the emoticon too.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 16, 2013, 10:17 pm
Thanks TB!! I try.. lol.. Hey BTW Love your profile PIC!! B E A UTIFUL!!!!  CAN U MAKE ONE THAT SAYS
"AA' OR ANONYMOUS ADDICT ? ID LOVE U AND UR beautiful build-board area FOREVER!!  lol

Your avatar makes me itchy. Like I have bugs crawling all over me... and in a weird way I kinda like that LOL

*Edit bc TMI


I see there was a edit here!! lol..  Now that u mention it, i see what u mean.. Its a avatar of a dude made of Pills from shoulder up.. I love Meds, what can i say?? lol
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 17, 2013, 01:32 am
:-X

sup baby  :-*

edit to add: I just +1ed YO ASS and afterward realized I eeffffed up your 420 karma count... forgive me??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 17, 2013, 02:34 am
:-X

sup baby  :-*

edit to add: I just +1ed YO ASS and afterward realized I eeffffed up your 420 karma count... forgive me??

Nooooooooooo
Lol
 ;)
when it comes down to luscious blonde's boob shots, opium plugging, and some of the best hash on the planet.. ALL is forgiven!!

Just curious.. are all your hash's culero??
That ketama sativa i had last season still gets brought up in my circle!! Fucking delicious!!
 And it was probably culero.. lol so what does that tell you?!? A group of growers with an unlimited supply of every variety available were completely ok with some *cough cough* culero!!
Speaking of which.. i don't think your runner gets enough credit!! He/she needs a raise!!  ;)  and please tell him/her that their hard, very hard work does not go unnoticed!! You too ACE!! You fucking bayer ninja you!! Stay safe for fuck's sake!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 17, 2013, 03:09 am
Just curious.. are all your hash's culero??

mmmm culero.... are you asking if all our hash is smuggled via booty? if so then the answer is no... some of it comes in plaques (thats a tough pill to swallow :o ) and I'm preeeeetty sure Ace uses a team of flying monkeys (think Wizard of Oz) to smuggle his shizzzz. Ace the magic ninja warlock man  8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 17, 2013, 03:39 am

Hahaha
nice!!
Flying monkeys are the shiznit!!
Well y'all just keep doing what you b doing, cuz y'all b the BOMB!!

Ok, sooooo.. what hash would you recommend for a snob such as myself?? I was just short cents for the TSCrew special!! Grrrr  :-[

Hey, how's PH??
I haven't heard from her in like, forever!! I hope she's ok!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 17, 2013, 04:03 am

Hahaha
nice!!
Flying monkeys are the shiznit!!
Well y'all just keep doing what you b doing, cuz y'all b the BOMB!!

Ok, sooooo.. what hash would you recommend for a snob such as myself?? I was just short cents for the TSCrew special!! Grrrr  :-[

Hey, how's PH??
I haven't heard from her in like, forever!! I hope she's ok!!


I still have paki from ages ago so i won't be trying any of the new stuff for a few weeks but i want to try ak47 bc i like the name  :-X
I have a few bucks in my buyer account so i can spare some coinage if you're still short :)

and i have not heard from Miss Prinny in a while either... I love that guuuurrlllll.... my sistaaaaaa
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 17, 2013, 09:19 pm
I have put up 5 x 1g Bayer listings to get your opinion on if its dry enough to smoke yet. Its still in crystal tear form off the poppies ready for smoking / eating etcing.. havn´t started kneading this batch up yet.
Order up and lemme know. If the consensus is its ready I´ll knead it all up and start selling.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 19, 2013, 03:13 am
Just wanted to say can't wait to try the sampler you sent me ACE! ;D Hope to grab some more once I can get some coins.
TinyDot

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on June 19, 2013, 05:45 am
Ace:  My advice:  kneed it up, start selling, ship some to the US ASAP.  I'm dying for some opium already!  You can ad a proviso that better cured opium is on the way, but for those who just can't wait and don't mind doing the drying themselves, well, be advised and then order.  No opium offerings in the states for some time now and I'm impatient to try it.  Does your opium give you  'opium dreams' if you like down in a dark room?  I had the experience 40 years ago with Indochinese opium; never forgot it.  As I've called it, opium is like a psychedelic heroin: all the warmth and pleasure of heroin, but with vivid, unusual dreams.  I haven't heard anyone talking about this aspect of opium so I am wondering.....
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: whatagwan on June 19, 2013, 02:51 pm
Whatagwan:
A little clearnet springboard to help you know what the "Jardallah" means lol
https://www.icmag.com/ic/showpost.php?p=4585515&postcount=1847

Thanks for the link mate. I think its saying its some commercial seeds (not moroc) interesting. Its not as hard hitting as some maroc but its very creamy and smooth, active "up" high.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on June 19, 2013, 03:15 pm
Does your opium give you  'opium dreams' if you like down in a dark room?  I had the experience 40 years ago with Indochinese opium; never forgot it.  As I've called it, opium is like a psychedelic heroin: all the warmth and pleasure of heroin, but with vivid, unusual dreams.  I haven't heard anyone talking about this aspect of opium so I am wondering.....

At a high enough dose, it definitely did. I was off into morphine dreamland...such vivid dreams! I get it anytime I do morphine though. Recently, I have been experimenting with my own laudanum preparation (http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=174663) and had the exact same effect you describe. It's actually my favorite property of morphine. That warm blanket that lowers you into that lucid hypnagogic state. Ahh. :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 19, 2013, 03:46 pm
Ace:  My advice:  kneed it up, start selling, ship some to the US ASAP.  I'm dying for some opium already!  You can ad a proviso that better cured opium is on the way, but for those who just can't wait and don't mind doing the drying themselves, well, be advised and then order.  No opium offerings in the states for some time now and I'm impatient to try it.  Does your opium give you  'opium dreams' if you like down in a dark room?  I had the experience 40 years ago with Indochinese opium; never forgot it.  As I've called it, opium is like a psychedelic heroin: all the warmth and pleasure of heroin, but with vivid, unusual dreams.  I haven't heard anyone talking about this aspect of opium so I am wondering.....
Ahhh yus, itchy daydream land. LOVE IT
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 19, 2013, 08:58 pm
Well I got my sampler today which consisted of some tea mixture and some dried putty (hey TSC did you guys forget to send me that sampler of the Algerian and AK we discussed? :o).  I have not tried the putty yet but this tea is not bad at all! :)  The package arrived quickly to the states and the stealth was top notch ;) :-X :-X 
I took the tea mixture, and divided it into two roughly equal portions of about 6g each.  I steeped one portion w/ about 12oz of water for roughly an hour in hot (not boiling) water then let sit for about 10mins. I slowly consumed all of this over about a 10min time.  After about 15mins I slowly began to feel that nice warm fuzzy feeling creeping across my body, and at roughly the hour mark I felt a nice high not unlike smoking the Bayer...very mellow and fuzzy feeling.  Its nice..not as strong as the Bayer opium itself initially, but I was not expecting it to be.  It definitely doesn't kick in as quick or seem to be as strong right off the bat as smoking some of the Bayer, but it does have a nice mellow high which is similar and supposedly longer lasting, but  I will see how long this lasts. I am about 2 hours into it and still feel the same as I did an hour ago warm, fuzzy, and floaty...not bad at all 8)  I would definitely give it a thumbs up and look forward to trying the putty tomorrow sometime.  As for dosage and all that, I think you hit it right on the head TSC. Good job crew! ;D
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 19, 2013, 09:17 pm

Oh hell yea TinyDot!!
The ONE day i can't check my drop!! It's there isn't it!?!  :-\ :'(
Ohhhhh this weekend will be glorious!!
If it's there, I'll leave a review tomorrow!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 19, 2013, 09:25 pm
I am about 2 hours into it and still feel the same as I did an hour ago warm, fuzzy, and floaty...not bad at all 8)
TinyDot

I wish I was with you right about meow
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraterrestrial on June 19, 2013, 09:58 pm
subbed - looks like my kinda party
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 19, 2013, 11:00 pm
I am about 2 hours into it and still feel the same as I did an hour ago warm, fuzzy, and floaty...not bad at all 8)
TinyDot

I wish I was with you right about meow
Hell yea, then I would have someone to cuddle w/ heheheheh :P ;)  Gang...the tea is bomb..it doesn't kick in right away like the straight opium does when smoked, but damn...it lasts a while..just passed 5hr mark and I still feel great...had a nice nap with some of those vivid dreams and what not..now I just kinda feel all tingly...lol
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on June 20, 2013, 02:07 am
I am about 2 hours into it and still feel the same as I did an hour ago warm, fuzzy, and floaty...not bad at all 8)
TinyDot

I wish I was with you right about meow
Hell yea, then I would have someone to cuddle w/ heheheheh :P ;)  Gang...the tea is bomb..it doesn't kick in right away like the straight opium does when smoked, but damn...it lasts a while..just passed 5hr mark and I still feel great...had a nice nap with some of those vivid dreams and what not..now I just kinda feel all tingly...lol
TinyDot

Jealous! Can't wait for my order to get here. With the extra samples I'm gonna melt away for a whilez...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 21, 2013, 01:50 am
Ok I just sampled the putty today and here is my review:

First let me just say that I would not recommend smoking this stuff or even vaping it (both produced little if any effects and will result in wasted product)...Eating it is fine however, as I ingested about .25g orally.  After about an hour I got a nice warm feeling and that euphoric feeling associated w/ opiates.  I can't really say much in regards to how strong this stuff is because that tea I drank last night thoroughly kicked my ass but the fact I am feeling anything today tells me this stuff is pretty good.  I will give my self more time to recoup from the tea and do another review on potency in a few days with the remainder of what I have left.  So far so good though...cant wait to order some of that Bayer Opium once its up and ready!

TSC ROCKS! 8)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 21, 2013, 01:16 pm
GOT MY LADINUM (wrong spelling) !!! Gotta Love ACE AND TRASHBOX!!


hERE'S my review!!

Shipping-- Very Fast to the USA for just standard mail. I think it made it in 7 maybe 8 days.

Stealth- - Good enough to make it through customs! They wouldn't realize what it was anyway, Great packaging of actual goods.

Product-- I got a Small spray bottle of their lodinum, (Tasteless) . One of the main things i can say to people who order is, BE CAUTIOUS WITH THIS MAGICAL POWERFUL LIQUID!  I seriously underestimated it since i have such a high Tolerance for opiates!

I drank 2 decent size cups after letting it heat for about 2 hrs, NOT BOIL! and within 15 min, I was fuckkked uppp!! After about 5 hours i got a serious head ache ! Then fell asleep. The next night I tone it back to 1 cup and it was perfect!

Very nice,warm,dreamy Euphoric feeling and with a little Lemon Juice it really isn't that bad of a taste. I'm not sure whats stronger out of the tea bags or this , but anyone who doesnt have any tolerance for Opiates,
I suggest taking it slow with this stuff!


Any questions let me know! Thanks again T S C  for picking me to try this stuff out! Besides the splitting head ache only caused from myself , every thing else about this product is TOP NOTCH!! I'm gonna have to order some of the opium soon, I never thought it would arrive as fast as it did, I got it a few days ago and im just getting around to doing the review.

Keep the AWESOMENESS UP CREW!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 21, 2013, 03:19 pm
Hey gang,
I´ve decided to put all the opium stock up, so listings will be ready as soon as ive finished kneading the shit.

right heres another review from a customer:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=175565.msg1260642#msg1260642

Alright so here is my review for The Scurvy Crew: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/9de2239028

First let me get the notion of them being in Spain out the way. Every package Ive ever ordered from them has been 100% Stealth to the BEST. Their lastest package was seriously some of the best stealth Ive seen. I also had on the same day I ordered from TSC Ordered from a vendor in Canada and I received TSC's packages first. So about a week to the US.

The first product I encountered with TSC Was a 1g sample of their Ketama Hash. It is the single best Hash I have tried on the road. Came from Spain in about a week. I was topping all my bowls for about 3 days with this delicious stuff. Since then I have been hooked on TSC.

There item that is my favorite out of ALL products on the road is there .75g mix of our Spanish opium and spicy Moroccan hash (70/30 Hash/Opium) It is amazing. Seriously, it has this peppery spicy taste of amazing hash mixed with great opium.

So since I love that mix I read they had a new harvest of Bayer opium and opium products. I wanted to get in on this so I ordered an opium tea bag and let me tell you this opened my eyes up to how amazing their quality of shit is. I will be soon sampling their Bayer I hope and will give you a review of this.

Review of the Tea I made:

From 4:30pm until 6:30pm I steeped the entire pack of ground up opium ACE sent me on low setting on the stove, I read the taste was gross so I popped a grape jolly rancher in at the beginning.

6:30pm I strained the concotion with a mesh coffee strainer and then added grape icee syrup into the mixture. I took the first sip and yes it was gross as shit but bearable with the grap. I chugged about 60% and waited a little to see the effects.

6:45pm I could hear my stomache grumbling as the mixture was being absorbed into me.
7:00pm I started to feel it in my eyes which were getting heavier and I wasn't overwhelmed so I downed the other 40%.
7:15pm By this time the sensation was growing and Feels like I ate a 10mg Percocet.
7:30pm More all over body feeling. Very relaxed and even more of a body euphoria. Starting to get itchy.
7:45pm Feels like a 30mg perc.
8:00pm Started watching a movie and feel asleep probably around 8:30pm.
10:00pm I woke back up and still feeling it hardcore, took a benadryl to get the itchiness away.
10:00-11:00pm I was nodding just like I had snorted two stamp bags of H.
11:00pm Fell Asleep
2:50am Woke up to go to the bathroom and still felt it.

7:30am The next morning I still feel it all the way through 4pm the next day im still feeling it and still itchy.


This is some good serious shit. I know the bag said put 11g in a pot and stew but I dumped that whole sample ACE sent me. I wonder how much it was exactly.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on June 21, 2013, 07:04 pm
<<Hey gang, I´ve decided to put all the opium stock up, so listings will be ready as soon as ive finished kneading the shit>>

How long will it take to have listings put up in the US (for domestic US sales)?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 22, 2013, 07:39 pm
In the interest of keeping TSC weekends sexy I got permission from a friend to post a pretty awesome flowwwww... LOOK OUT ZIPSTYLE... there's a new G in town :P

she so sexy , she so classy, the way she sway when I grab those ass cheeks, her smell it always gets me high , when I'm licking between her thigh, tits so round, face so flushed, Her lips are getting me head rushed, bend you over , say 'yes , daddy, - any way you wanna have me' slap that ass and make you giggle, I like a little jiggle in your wiggle. your eyes roll back, your moans are quaking, like it is a spiritual awakening , I'm not god, not even close, but you'll scream I am as you curl your toes. so come on baby,I'm gonna show you what teacher taught me, drop those panties, lets get naughty ;)
THROBBING
HARD
COCK
SPURTS
HOT
PEARLS
OF CUM
all over your
FACE
TITS
& PUSSY
 
;) your welcome, go clean yourself up
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ILikeYou on June 22, 2013, 08:23 pm
Yes! The below Review is mine. Finally out of the newbie dungeon. Seriously If you haven't tried there tea it rocks your socks!!


Hey gang,
I´ve decided to put all the opium stock up, so listings will be ready as soon as ive finished kneading the shit.

right heres another review from a customer:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=175565.msg1260642#msg1260642

Alright so here is my review for The Scurvy Crew: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/9de2239028

First let me get the notion of them being in Spain out the way. Every package Ive ever ordered from them has been 100% Stealth to the BEST. Their lastest package was seriously some of the best stealth Ive seen. I also had on the same day I ordered from TSC Ordered from a vendor in Canada and I received TSC's packages first. So about a week to the US.

The first product I encountered with TSC Was a 1g sample of their Ketama Hash. It is the single best Hash I have tried on the road. Came from Spain in about a week. I was topping all my bowls for about 3 days with this delicious stuff. Since then I have been hooked on TSC.

There item that is my favorite out of ALL products on the road is there .75g mix of our Spanish opium and spicy Moroccan hash (70/30 Hash/Opium) It is amazing. Seriously, it has this peppery spicy taste of amazing hash mixed with great opium.

So since I love that mix I read they had a new harvest of Bayer opium and opium products. I wanted to get in on this so I ordered an opium tea bag and let me tell you this opened my eyes up to how amazing their quality of shit is. I will be soon sampling their Bayer I hope and will give you a review of this.

Review of the Tea I made:

From 4:30pm until 6:30pm I steeped the entire pack of ground up opium ACE sent me on low setting on the stove, I read the taste was gross so I popped a grape jolly rancher in at the beginning.

6:30pm I strained the concotion with a mesh coffee strainer and then added grape icee syrup into the mixture. I took the first sip and yes it was gross as shit but bearable with the grap. I chugged about 60% and waited a little to see the effects.

6:45pm I could hear my stomache grumbling as the mixture was being absorbed into me.
7:00pm I started to feel it in my eyes which were getting heavier and I wasn't overwhelmed so I downed the other 40%.
7:15pm By this time the sensation was growing and Feels like I ate a 10mg Percocet.
7:30pm More all over body feeling. Very relaxed and even more of a body euphoria. Starting to get itchy.
7:45pm Feels like a 30mg perc.
8:00pm Started watching a movie and feel asleep probably around 8:30pm.
10:00pm I woke back up and still feeling it hardcore, took a benadryl to get the itchiness away.
10:00-11:00pm I was nodding just like I had snorted two stamp bags of H.
11:00pm Fell Asleep
2:50am Woke up to go to the bathroom and still felt it.

7:30am The next morning I still feel it all the way through 4pm the next day im still feeling it and still itchy.


This is some good serious shit. I know the bag said put 11g in a pot and stew but I dumped that whole sample ACE sent me. I wonder how much it was exactly.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 23, 2013, 05:36 am
Agreed w/ what previous poster said...that tea aint no joke..I made my second serving tonight after finishing that Bayer putty last night (ate a nice chunk of it...had a good 5hr warm itchy fuzzy relaxed feeling ::) 8) ;))  Just like it says...that stuff will fuck you up for hours...it definitely had me nice and blasted for about 9 hours or so with some well timed hash sessions throughout my experience 8)

TinyDot

ps Hey Crew when are those TSCrew listings gonna be showin up in me inbox?  I can't wait to grab some of that Bayer ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ILikeYou on June 23, 2013, 02:29 pm
Yes, its amazing how you can reuse the tea mixture after you have done it once.

Agreed w/ what previous poster said...that tea aint no joke..I made my second serving tonight after finishing that Bayer putty last night (ate a nice chunk of it...had a good 5hr warm itchy fuzzy relaxed feeling ::) 8) ;))  Just like it says...that stuff will fuck you up for hours...it definitely had me nice and blasted for about 9 hours or so with some well timed hash sessions throughout my experience 8)

TinyDot

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on June 23, 2013, 02:51 pm
All these opium listings posted; tea, laudanum, putty, paste... Wow! I'm relatively inexperienced in relation to opiates, but am very much interested. This is like a little druggy Christmas.  :)
Cannot wait to sample.  ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: appletnj on June 24, 2013, 08:18 pm
I'm expecting a small bottle of Laudanum any day now and was wondering what is a sensible amount to take? I am a sporadic user so I would say I have an average tolerance to opiates?

I thought I would ask now before it arrives because I would not have the patience to wait for an answer otherwise!!

Any advice would be gratefully received.

Thanks
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 25, 2013, 03:52 am

How many USA droogies are waiting for their O sample??
I'm only curious because it just occured to me that i was stoned or stupid and forgot to include good ol USA in my drop addy!! D'oh!! I wonder how ACE handled it??

Ohhhhh bayer.. come to daddy!!  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TrashBox on June 25, 2013, 04:31 am
come to daddy!!  ;)

I'll come to daddy   meowwwwwww

Sorry I didn't get back to you about the addy thing, but I'm sure Ace added USA... he is purrrrrrty savvy when it comes to that kind of thing :)

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 25, 2013, 06:05 am
come to daddy!!  ;)

I'll come to daddy   meowwwwwww


Umm.. yes please!! :P
if only.. if only..  ;)

No worries beautiful!! I know how busy y'all be!! and Yaaay for ACE!! He really is the fuckingACE isn't he!!

TSC all day baby!!

You need to make me a custom TrashBox style 'murderface' photo  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on June 25, 2013, 06:59 am
Ordered some opium yesterday.  ;D Not receiving to the US, though.
Anybody got advice for a first-timer?  :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 25, 2013, 12:02 pm

How many USA droogies are waiting for their O sample??
I'm only curious because it just occured to me that i was stoned or stupid and forgot to include good ol USA in my drop addy!! D'oh!! I wonder how ACE handled it??

Ohhhhh bayer.. come to daddy!!  ;)
Still waiting..... Will update as soon as anything comes in. seems I have the bad luck lately.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: alagandar on June 25, 2013, 05:09 pm
GOT MY LADINUM (wrong spelling) !!! Gotta Love ACE AND TRASHBOX!!


hERE'S my review!!

Shipping-- Very Fast to the USA for just standard mail. I think it made it in 7 maybe 8 days.

Stealth- - Good enough to make it through customs! They wouldn't realize what it was anyway, Great packaging of actual goods.

Product-- I got a Small spray bottle of their lodinum, (Tasteless) . One of the main things i can say to people who order is, BE CAUTIOUS WITH THIS MAGICAL POWERFUL LIQUID!  I seriously underestimated it since i have such a high Tolerance for opiates!

I drank 2 decent size cups after letting it heat for about 2 hrs, NOT BOIL! and within 15 min, I was fuckkked uppp!! After about 5 hours i got a serious head ache ! Then fell asleep. The next night I tone it back to 1 cup and it was perfect!

Very nice,warm,dreamy Euphoric feeling and with a little Lemon Juice it really isn't that bad of a taste. I'm not sure whats stronger out of the tea bags or this , but anyone who doesnt have any tolerance for Opiates,
I suggest taking it slow with this stuff!


Any questions let me know! Thanks again T S C  for picking me to try this stuff out! Besides the splitting head ache only caused from myself , every thing else about this product is TOP NOTCH!! I'm gonna have to order some of the opium soon, I never thought it would arrive as fast as it did, I got it a few days ago and im just getting around to doing the review.

Keep the AWESOMENESS UP CREW!!

Wow! i am going to have to order some of this laudinum ...talking with AA me and him seem to have the same kind of tolly so his review really helps me out in deciding if this stuff is good for me!hanks to AA for the awesome review and thx to the CREW for sending out these samples to let everyone know what to expect!As soon as i get some coins will be making an order!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on June 26, 2013, 01:16 am
Stealthy stealth, the paste got here first! Gobbled back about a quarter gram and now waiting for the party to start. Will report back soon with my thoughts...

ACE and tha crew rock!

Edit: turns out it was the putty for my tea. Figured it out and brewed it up. Feel kinda stupid, but it was good shit!

Got the typical floaty, pins and needly high I was looking for. No vivid dreams, but it lasted quite a while and had a bit of residuals even into the morning. Really nice stuff, but I should have got the ground pods so I could brew another cup. The putty only gives one go.

I will order some more when I can get some more coins. Looking forward to the sample when it finally arrives.

Definately understand the hold up, sucks to hear about your bad luck ACE...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: klm2233 on June 26, 2013, 10:59 am
HEY TSC!

you still offer WU to BTC?
I am in need of BTCs

and i am interessted in your jardallah!
wanna try your products and services again :)

one love
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: mileezyrus on June 26, 2013, 11:53 pm
Arrrrgggggh mateys. . .

What up wit dem Bayer listings? Been itching to try opium out for a MINUTE, but I'm all about that top shelf shit(in general) so I've been waiting for the best to come back.

So what's good? Is it dry yet?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 27, 2013, 03:15 am

How many USA droogies are waiting for their O sample??
I'm only curious because it just occured to me that i was stoned or stupid and forgot to include good ol USA in my drop addy!! D'oh!! I wonder how ACE handled it??

Ohhhhh bayer.. come to daddy!!  ;)
Still waiting..... Will update as soon as anything comes in. seems I have the bad luck lately.

I am the epicenter for all luck that is considered bad!! It hovers over me like a hell bent demon kite!!  ;)
Due to my idiocy, the lack of a crucial element of an addy, my refined bayer sample may or may not arrive..   :'(
i've personally apologized to ACE..
It'll make it!! It'll make it!! :P

I just scraped a HUGE ball of ash outta ol bessie (I'm fiending!!) Mixed it with some hashy hash and bloop.. up the pooper!! Jk jk that was for you Trash  :P nah i ate it though.. cooooome on morphine!!

Aaand now i wait..  ???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 27, 2013, 04:03 am
LOL...those damn demon kites...shrug when given lemons make lemonade...when given demon kites...ehh..wear gloves and use metal string ??? :o :P?
Good luck on your little adventure (btw..have you tried their tea?  Even if your sample does not arrive, I can vouch for that stuff  ;D good price for an 8+hr high if ya ask me...and I have a fairly decent opiate tolerance or at least I thought :o 8))

Oh..and +1 to all ya crazy folks ;)

TinyD :o T
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on June 27, 2013, 06:36 am
Any guess when the Bayer will be available domestically in the US?   I'm anxious...very anxious...to try it.  More than that, I'd like to buy a large stash of it on word of mouth alone!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bigbabbablue on June 27, 2013, 09:28 pm
Hey guys got my Sample  8) Took about 10 - 14 days inside EU..

Can't wait to try it. I will probably test it next weekend. We'll see...
Will need some advice too..Would be to sad to handle it the wrong way ;)

Thanks to TheScurcyCrew, awesome job! Only can recommend you.
Will definitely order some in the future..Your Hash looks amazing too.

Regards,
BBB
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 27, 2013, 11:30 pm
UPDATE 27/06/13
Tue to a huge increase in demand for our opium range of products and Algerian hash we are running a day or so behind on processing orders. Please bear with us whilst we train up our new packers.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 27, 2013, 11:33 pm
Also my dog died 4 days ago, so apologies to boosties and other peeps that are awaiting samples but I just aint had the courage to go back to the area where we process the bayer. thats were he died. So i´m feeling better now, I´ll start getting on the case and sending out the delayed bayer samples. I think theres only 4 left to send.

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 27, 2013, 11:53 pm
Also my dog died 4 days ago, so apologies to boosties and other peeps that are awaiting samples but I just aint had the courage to go back to the area where we process the bayer. thats were he died. So i´m feeling better now, I´ll start getting on the case and sending out the delayed bayer samples. I think theres only 4 left to send.

ACE

Sorry to hear about your dog homie!!  :-[
take all the time you need!!

On a positive note.. i received my sample today!! Yaaay!! You filled in the blank!! Yaaay!!
I got some tea instead of bayer though!! Hahaha sweetness!!
Unless I'm one of the 4 bayer samples left to send  ???

Buuuut.. i have no way to 'steep' the tea cuz of a slight problem consisting of the lack of a residence.. yea I'm homeless!!
Could i steep it in cold water??

Shipping/ packaging was straight gangsta!! ProfessionAL!! I could've had my G ma open that shit up!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 28, 2013, 01:41 am
To ACE- Damn dude that sucks...I recently had a situation similar in my own life so I can relate :'(

To murderface- umm..do you have access to a wall outlet and a hot plate? Or, if you wanna be real crazy..go into your local gas station grab a 16 oz cup and fill it with boiling water.  Wait a few minutes for the water to drop just below boiling then add your tea mixture..let sit until cool (the longer this takes the better...I have found 90mins to be optimal steep time but depending on your access to a hot plate this may be a no go) then filter off your tea material into a cloth sack and squeeze the remainder of the juice out of it..dry this out and reuse (if your having shorter steep times you should be able to reuse more often).  I hope this at least gives you some ideas ;)  The key is to not boil the mixture AT ALL..boiling kills off the itchy goblins in the brew! :o :P 8)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 28, 2013, 03:04 am
Also my dog died 4 days ago, so apologies to boosties and other peeps that are awaiting samples but I just aint had the courage to go back to the area where we process the bayer. thats were he died. So i´m feeling better now, I´ll start getting on the case and sending out the delayed bayer samples. I think theres only 4 left to send.

ACE
Sorry to hear about your dog ACE. I know how that can be lost my buddy last yr.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 28, 2013, 03:25 am
To ACE- Damn dude that sucks...I recently had a situation similar in my own life so I can relate :'(

To murderface- umm..do you have access to a wall outlet and a hot plate? Or, if you wanna be real crazy..go into your local gas station grab a 16 oz cup and fill it with boiling water.  Wait a few minutes for the water to drop just below boiling then add your tea mixture..let sit until cool (the longer this takes the better...I have found 90mins to be optimal steep time but depending on your access to a hot plate this may be a no go) then filter off your tea material into a cloth sack and squeeze the remainder of the juice out of it..dry this out and reuse (if your having shorter steep times you should be able to reuse more often).  I hope this at least gives you some ideas ;)  The key is to not boil the mixture AT ALL..boiling kills off the itchy goblins in the brew! :o :P 8)

TinyDot

I could in theory have access to an outlet but i don't have a hot plate..
You got me thinkin thou.. i bet good ol starbucks would heat me up some water!!
Thank you TinyDot!!
Still though.. there's just something about smoking it that just touches that special spot!!
I'll keep everyone posted on my brewing adventure!! Suuuper excited!! Cmooon opiates!!

Again, a big thank you to TSC for pulling this off!! Inginuity at it's absolute finest!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 28, 2013, 03:47 am
Heck ya Starbucks! (also usually the folks working at the ones Ive been too are usually pretty easy to talk up ;) :-X)  But ya know..this got me thinkin too...so here is a straight up cave man way to do it..you just need two containers (fire resistant) some rocks, metal tongs, and a fire...oh and water :P
Step 1.  Take first container and fill with water, sit to side-take rocks gathered and toss into fire (make sure your not using any rocks that could potentially explode from temperature differential either :o)
Step 2. After rocks are sufficiently hot slowly add to container full of water (prewarming the water also makes this go faster btw) until water is boiling.  Take second container add water and immerse that container into the rock water mixture.
Step 3. Add tea mixture to water (6g's per 16oz did me damn good ;D) in second container.  Remember to add hot rocks (use tongs) and remove and reheat cooler rocks..the idea is to keep the water in the second container as close to that 170-185(F) range for an extended period of time in order to perform a prolonged steep of the tea.
Just mess around with it before using any actual tea mixture (use some cheap ass black tea you got at the local market as test material ;) ;)) to try to find a rythm for keeping the temp as close to simmering as possible but not boiling (hence the ghetto double boiler)  Also plan on being pretty active while preparing the tea...but after its done...sit back...squeeze a bit of lemon into that mixture...consume slowly..and bring on the itchy! ;D ;D

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 28, 2013, 11:15 am
HEY TSC!

you still offer WU to BTC?
I am in need of BTCs

and i am interessted in your jardallah!
wanna try your products and services again :)

one love
Sorry dude, with all the expenses lately were running back to back at the mo till the money starts coming in from the new sales. (2 - 3 days) when were running nicely afloat again we will start cashing out.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 28, 2013, 11:41 am
Right gang,

 Firstly apologies to people waiting on orders. We´ve had massive interest in our opium products and Algerian hash so i´m having to train up 2 new packers. I´ve put a notice up on our profile page.

Also to people awaiting opium samples and orders Boostie and  i think 5 other peeps, basically my great dane died 3 days ago and I´ve been a bit fucked up as of late. Feeling better now..... but he died in the room where we cure the opium and its been hard for me to go in there and get anything ready. Kinda traumatic, he got a twisted stomach, common in great danes its where his stomach twists round inside of him and he just bloats and bloats till his lungs and heart get squished.  I had to cut him open having no fucking idea what i was doing and try to helplesley twist and arrange shit that i had no idea about in his body, all ending in him dying anyway, at least i was with him, and I hope he knew that I was trying to help, and he had a wicked day at a fair that night, so yeh. life goes on, but I got another guardian angel watching over me on my mad little missions.
Also I went to a casino yesterday to try and forget about it and I put his birthday down on roulette and won a wad, was the only number i played, just went in banged the money down and walked out with a nice wedge, whats the chances of that eh? wierd.

Right, nuff of the mush mush. I´ve pulled it all together and spent since 7am getting everything prepped.

BAYER and normal opium listings will be going live TONIGHT at midnight!
woot
its all kneeded and dry as fuckery, ready for your pipes, hot knives, mouths etc.. Its better quality than last year and I guarantee it will please. I will be putting the whole lot up tonight so grab it whilst it lasts.

Also the TSC newsletter will be going out shortly.

R.I.P the best great dane on the planet
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on June 28, 2013, 12:03 pm
Right gang,

 Firstly apologies to people waiting on orders. We´ve had massive interest in our opium products and Algerian hash so i´m having to train up 2 new packers. I´ve put a notice up on our profile page.

Also to people awaiting opium samples and orders Boostie and  i think 5 other peeps, basically my great dane died 3 days ago and I´ve been a bit fucked up as of late. Feeling better now..... but he died in the room where we cure the opium and its been hard for me to go in there and get anything ready. Kinda traumatic, he got a twisted stomach, common in great danes its where his stomach twists round inside of him and he just bloats and bloats till his lungs and heart get squished.  I had to cut him open having no fucking idea what i was doing and try to helplesley twist and arrange shit that i had no idea about in his body, all ending in him dying anyway, at least i was with him, and I hope he knew that I was trying to help, and he had a wicked day at a fair that night, so yeh. life goes on, but I got another guardian angel watching over me on my mad little missions.
Also I went to a casino yesterday to try and forget about it and I put his birthday down on roulette and won a wad, was the only number i played, just went in banged the money down and walked out with a nice wedge, whats the chances of that eh? wierd.

Right, nuff of the mush mush. I´ve pulled it all together and spent since 7am getting everything prepped.

BAYER and normal opium listings will be going live TONIGHT at midnight!
woot
its all kneeded and dry as fuckery, ready for your pipes, hot knives, mouths etc.. Its better quality than last year and I guarantee it will please. I will be putting the whole lot up tonight so grab it whilst it lasts.

Also the TSC newsletter will be going out shortly.

R.I.P the best great dane on the planet
ACE

W T F

First of all I feel with you! Loosing a member of your heartcrew, your beloved, dog is very sad and can fuck you up easy. Hope you will find a nice place in your heart to keep him/her.

But I have to ask .... you had to cut him open? Why? I mean why did you have to do this? Was he actual in the process of dieing and the petdoc told you to do this? .... wow that sounds soo NOT right to me.
Hope I do not come to close to your comfort zone. If so just ignore the questions.

take care
12345
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: AnonymousAddict on June 28, 2013, 12:29 pm
Sorry to hear you lost your dog ACE, I know the feeling bro! I'm a pittbull lover and the first one i got when i was 16 got hit by a car but didn't die, it fucked her up really bad on the head, and i had to watch her being put to sleep. Just like loosing a family member. Im sure in time you will get another addition to the family. It took me years before getting another.

Anyway keep ya head up, and keep up the great AWSOMENESS
 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 28, 2013, 02:06 pm
Right gang,

 Firstly apologies to people waiting on orders. We´ve had massive interest in our opium products and Algerian hash so i´m having to train up 2 new packers. I´ve put a notice up on our profile page.

Also to people awaiting opium samples and orders Boostie and  i think 5 other peeps, basically my great dane died 3 days ago and I´ve been a bit fucked up as of late. Feeling better now..... but he died in the room where we cure the opium and its been hard for me to go in there and get anything ready. Kinda traumatic, he got a twisted stomach, common in great danes its where his stomach twists round inside of him and he just bloats and bloats till his lungs and heart get squished.  I had to cut him open having no fucking idea what i was doing and try to helplesley twist and arrange shit that i had no idea about in his body, all ending in him dying anyway, at least i was with him, and I hope he knew that I was trying to help, and he had a wicked day at a fair that night, so yeh. life goes on, but I got another guardian angel watching over me on my mad little missions.
Also I went to a casino yesterday to try and forget about it and I put his birthday down on roulette and won a wad, was the only number i played, just went in banged the money down and walked out with a nice wedge, whats the chances of that eh? wierd.

Right, nuff of the mush mush. I´ve pulled it all together and spent since 7am getting everything prepped.

BAYER and normal opium listings will be going live TONIGHT at midnight!
woot
its all kneeded and dry as fuckery, ready for your pipes, hot knives, mouths etc.. Its better quality than last year and I guarantee it will please. I will be putting the whole lot up tonight so grab it whilst it lasts.

Also the TSC newsletter will be going out shortly.

R.I.P the best great dane on the planet
ACE

W T F

First of all I feel with you! Loosing a member of your heartcrew, your beloved, dog is very sad and can fuck you up easy. Hope you will find a nice place in your heart to keep him/her.

But I have to ask .... you had to cut him open? Why? I mean why did you have to do this? Was he actual in the process of dieing and the petdoc told you to do this? .... wow that sounds soo NOT right to me.
Hope I do not come to close to your comfort zone. If so just ignore the questions.

take care
12345
If you own great danes a twisted stomach is one of the biggest nightmares, you read and read about it. from the moment you notice his stomach getting bigger you´ve got about 30 mins, 40mins max before hes dead. Due to security the place we arrange the listings and keep the stock is a good hour away from civilization. looking up a vet number having them come down would have taken a good two hours, me driving him there would have been well over an hour bearing in mind it was 4am getting some place to open up would have taken time too. When I walked into the room his stomach was already massive. All I knew from what id read was that you have to get the air out either through a tube or an incision and you have to get rid of the twist. It was either a choice of cuddling him whilst he died and feeling giuilty for years to come about doing nothing or dosing him up on opium and ketamine and trying the only thing i thought might work. Maybe it was a wrong decision. but that problem in great danes is 100% fatal unless treated within 40 mins, 100% of the time. I knew that and I would have felt like a coward doing nothing. So I did my best. I remember though, that towards the end, when id got in there, I could feel all the air in his stomach and he was struggling so hard to breathe. I let the air out with a small incision and he deflated like a fucking huge balloon and he took one massive breath, and kinda sighed and started breathing normally again, so I definitely think I helped, at least make him comfortable. I just didn´t know enough of what i was doing to do the last bit and get the twist out, he was so stretched I couldnt even make out which bit was which.
I´ve decided to get a new great dane though, never to replace him, but it all seems a bit shit without a doggie following me around. He´s been everywhere from Hash trips to Morroco, raves all over europe, every mission I´ve been on hes been there. hes even smuggled some of the hash you guys smoke back to europe with me. Anyway I found a black one with a white star on his chest. Might have a competition for names later on today with some freebies to give away. I´m gonna go check him out later on today before I put up the Bayer listings. I´ll post a few pics up later.

Peace out
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on June 28, 2013, 02:19 pm
Right gang,

 Firstly apologies to people waiting on orders. We´ve had massive interest in our opium products and Algerian hash so i´m having to train up 2 new packers. I´ve put a notice up on our profile page.

Also to people awaiting opium samples and orders Boostie and  i think 5 other peeps, basically my great dane died 3 days ago and I´ve been a bit fucked up as of late. Feeling better now..... but he died in the room where we cure the opium and its been hard for me to go in there and get anything ready. Kinda traumatic, he got a twisted stomach, common in great danes its where his stomach twists round inside of him and he just bloats and bloats till his lungs and heart get squished.  I had to cut him open having no fucking idea what i was doing and try to helplesley twist and arrange shit that i had no idea about in his body, all ending in him dying anyway, at least i was with him, and I hope he knew that I was trying to help, and he had a wicked day at a fair that night, so yeh. life goes on, but I got another guardian angel watching over me on my mad little missions.
Also I went to a casino yesterday to try and forget about it and I put his birthday down on roulette and won a wad, was the only number i played, just went in banged the money down and walked out with a nice wedge, whats the chances of that eh? wierd.

Right, nuff of the mush mush. I´ve pulled it all together and spent since 7am getting everything prepped.

BAYER and normal opium listings will be going live TONIGHT at midnight!
woot
its all kneeded and dry as fuckery, ready for your pipes, hot knives, mouths etc.. Its better quality than last year and I guarantee it will please. I will be putting the whole lot up tonight so grab it whilst it lasts.

Also the TSC newsletter will be going out shortly.

R.I.P the best great dane on the planet
ACE

W T F

First of all I feel with you! Loosing a member of your heartcrew, your beloved, dog is very sad and can fuck you up easy. Hope you will find a nice place in your heart to keep him/her.

But I have to ask .... you had to cut him open? Why? I mean why did you have to do this? Was he actual in the process of dieing and the petdoc told you to do this? .... wow that sounds soo NOT right to me.
Hope I do not come to close to your comfort zone. If so just ignore the questions.

take care
12345
If you own great danes a twisted stomach is one of the biggest nightmares, you read and read about it. from the moment you notice his stomach getting bigger you´ve got about 30 mins, 40mins max before hes dead. Due to security the place we arrange the listings and keep the stock is a good hour away from civilization. looking up a vet number having them come down would have taken a good two hours, me driving him there would have been well over an hour bearing in mind it was 4am getting some place to open up would have taken time too. When I walked into the room his stomach was already massive. All I knew from what id read was that you have to get the air out either through a tube or an incision and you have to get rid of the twist. It was either a choice of cuddling him whilst he died and feeling giuilty for years to come about doing nothing or dosing him up on opium and ketamine and trying the only thing i thought might work. Maybe it was a wrong decision. but that problem in great danes is 100% fatal unless treated within 40 mins, 100% of the time. I knew that and I would have felt like a coward doing nothing. So I did my best. I remember though, that towards the end, when id got in there, I could feel all the air in his stomach and he was struggling so hard to breathe. I let the air out with a small incision and he deflated like a fucking huge balloon and he took one massive breath, and kinda sighed and started breathing normally again, so I definitely think I helped, at least make him comfortable. I just didn´t know enough of what i was doing to do the last bit and get the twist out, he was so stretched I couldnt even make out which bit was which.
I´ve decided to get a new great dane though, never to replace him, but it all seems a bit shit without a doggie following me around. He´s been everywhere from Hash trips to Morroco, raves all over europe, every mission I´ve been on hes been there. hes even smuggled some of the hash you guys smoke back to europe with me. Anyway I found a black one with a white star on his chest. Might have a competition for names later on today with some freebies to give away. I´m gonna go check him out later on today before I put up the Bayer listings. I´ll post a few pics up later.

Peace out
ACE

Jesus fucking christ that is some depressing shit.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bigbabbablue on June 28, 2013, 02:36 pm
Dude, that sounds really baaaaaaaad...
I'm sorry for you!! Loosing a good friend, wheter its a human or an animal, is always hard..
I'm sure you did your best to make him comfortable.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 28, 2013, 02:43 pm

Wow homie!!
You are one bad ass mo fo!!
Your K9 will be sorely missed.. but the future seems positive!! Keep up that mind frame!!

Looking forward to those O listings!!
Just curious if the murder was on that bayer sample list.. cmoooon bayer!!
I'll be brewing that tea either today or tomorrow, so i'll keep everyone posted..

Again homie, my empathy for your loss!!
We love ya bro!! Stay strong!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraterrestrial on June 28, 2013, 03:03 pm
much love to you ACE - it's fkin horrible losing your dog :(

Can't wait for the bayer!!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 28, 2013, 04:51 pm
Damn ACE... :'(
*Hugs*

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on June 28, 2013, 11:29 pm
Right gang,

 Firstly apologies to people waiting on orders. We´ve had massive interest in our opium products and Algerian hash so i´m having to train up 2 new packers. I´ve put a notice up on our profile page.

Also to people awaiting opium samples and orders Boostie and  i think 5 other peeps, basically my great dane died 3 days ago and I´ve been a bit fucked up as of late. Feeling better now..... but he died in the room where we cure the opium and its been hard for me to go in there and get anything ready. Kinda traumatic, he got a twisted stomach, common in great danes its where his stomach twists round inside of him and he just bloats and bloats till his lungs and heart get squished.  I had to cut him open having no fucking idea what i was doing and try to helplesley twist and arrange shit that i had no idea about in his body, all ending in him dying anyway, at least i was with him, and I hope he knew that I was trying to help, and he had a wicked day at a fair that night, so yeh. life goes on, but I got another guardian angel watching over me on my mad little missions.
Also I went to a casino yesterday to try and forget about it and I put his birthday down on roulette and won a wad, was the only number i played, just went in banged the money down and walked out with a nice wedge, whats the chances of that eh? wierd.

Right, nuff of the mush mush. I´ve pulled it all together and spent since 7am getting everything prepped.

BAYER and normal opium listings will be going live TONIGHT at midnight!
woot
its all kneeded and dry as fuckery, ready for your pipes, hot knives, mouths etc.. Its better quality than last year and I guarantee it will please. I will be putting the whole lot up tonight so grab it whilst it lasts.

Also the TSC newsletter will be going out shortly.

R.I.P the best great dane on the planet
ACE

W T F

First of all I feel with you! Loosing a member of your heartcrew, your beloved, dog is very sad and can fuck you up easy. Hope you will find a nice place in your heart to keep him/her.

But I have to ask .... you had to cut him open? Why? I mean why did you have to do this? Was he actual in the process of dieing and the petdoc told you to do this? .... wow that sounds soo NOT right to me.
Hope I do not come to close to your comfort zone. If so just ignore the questions.

take care
12345
If you own great danes a twisted stomach is one of the biggest nightmares, you read and read about it. from the moment you notice his stomach getting bigger you´ve got about 30 mins, 40mins max before hes dead. Due to security the place we arrange the listings and keep the stock is a good hour away from civilization. looking up a vet number having them come down would have taken a good two hours, me driving him there would have been well over an hour bearing in mind it was 4am getting some place to open up would have taken time too. When I walked into the room his stomach was already massive. All I knew from what id read was that you have to get the air out either through a tube or an incision and you have to get rid of the twist. It was either a choice of cuddling him whilst he died and feeling giuilty for years to come about doing nothing or dosing him up on opium and ketamine and trying the only thing i thought might work. Maybe it was a wrong decision. but that problem in great danes is 100% fatal unless treated within 40 mins, 100% of the time. I knew that and I would have felt like a coward doing nothing. So I did my best. I remember though, that towards the end, when id got in there, I could feel all the air in his stomach and he was struggling so hard to breathe. I let the air out with a small incision and he deflated like a fucking huge balloon and he took one massive breath, and kinda sighed and started breathing normally again, so I definitely think I helped, at least make him comfortable. I just didn´t know enough of what i was doing to do the last bit and get the twist out, he was so stretched I couldnt even make out which bit was which.
I´ve decided to get a new great dane though, never to replace him, but it all seems a bit shit without a doggie following me around. He´s been everywhere from Hash trips to Morroco, raves all over europe, every mission I´ve been on hes been there. hes even smuggled some of the hash you guys smoke back to europe with me. Anyway I found a black one with a white star on his chest. Might have a competition for names later on today with some freebies to give away. I´m gonna go check him out later on today before I put up the Bayer listings. I´ll post a few pics up later.

Peace out
ACE
My buddy had a white diamond on his chest and two white back socks... his name was oscar.
miss that pup more than alot of people that have come and gone! it's that unconditional love!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 29, 2013, 07:53 am

In this great big interwoven destinies we call existance, everything, regardless of how seemingly significant or unconsequential, happens for a reason.. to complete a bigger picture we couldn't begin to comprehend..
I'm hiiiigh as hell right now!!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!

So, to the point!!  ;)
Starting tomorrow (i think), my homies are kidnapping me for my bachelor party.. and i intend on brewin up that tea!! and posting a play by play trip report..

Again, thank you for some brilliant ideas TinyDot!!
And a big thank you to ACE and TSC!!

Peace!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on June 29, 2013, 01:18 pm
Right gang,

 Firstly apologies to people waiting on orders. We´ve had massive interest in our opium products and Algerian hash so i´m having to train up 2 new packers. I´ve put a notice up on our profile page.

Also to people awaiting opium samples and orders Boostie and  i think 5 other peeps, basically my great dane died 3 days ago and I´ve been a bit fucked up as of late. Feeling better now..... but he died in the room where we cure the opium and its been hard for me to go in there and get anything ready. Kinda traumatic, he got a twisted stomach, common in great danes its where his stomach twists round inside of him and he just bloats and bloats till his lungs and heart get squished.  I had to cut him open having no fucking idea what i was doing and try to helplesley twist and arrange shit that i had no idea about in his body, all ending in him dying anyway, at least i was with him, and I hope he knew that I was trying to help, and he had a wicked day at a fair that night, so yeh. life goes on, but I got another guardian angel watching over me on my mad little missions.
Also I went to a casino yesterday to try and forget about it and I put his birthday down on roulette and won a wad, was the only number i played, just went in banged the money down and walked out with a nice wedge, whats the chances of that eh? wierd.

Right, nuff of the mush mush. I´ve pulled it all together and spent since 7am getting everything prepped.

BAYER and normal opium listings will be going live TONIGHT at midnight!
woot
its all kneeded and dry as fuckery, ready for your pipes, hot knives, mouths etc.. Its better quality than last year and I guarantee it will please. I will be putting the whole lot up tonight so grab it whilst it lasts.

Also the TSC newsletter will be going out shortly.

R.I.P the best great dane on the planet
ACE

W T F

First of all I feel with you! Loosing a member of your heartcrew, your beloved, dog is very sad and can fuck you up easy. Hope you will find a nice place in your heart to keep him/her.

But I have to ask .... you had to cut him open? Why? I mean why did you have to do this? Was he actual in the process of dieing and the petdoc told you to do this? .... wow that sounds soo NOT right to me.
Hope I do not come to close to your comfort zone. If so just ignore the questions.

take care
12345
If you own great danes a twisted stomach is one of the biggest nightmares, you read and read about it. from the moment you notice his stomach getting bigger you´ve got about 30 mins, 40mins max before hes dead. Due to security the place we arrange the listings and keep the stock is a good hour away from civilization. looking up a vet number having them come down would have taken a good two hours, me driving him there would have been well over an hour bearing in mind it was 4am getting some place to open up would have taken time too. When I walked into the room his stomach was already massive. All I knew from what id read was that you have to get the air out either through a tube or an incision and you have to get rid of the twist. It was either a choice of cuddling him whilst he died and feeling giuilty for years to come about doing nothing or dosing him up on opium and ketamine and trying the only thing i thought might work. Maybe it was a wrong decision. but that problem in great danes is 100% fatal unless treated within 40 mins, 100% of the time. I knew that and I would have felt like a coward doing nothing. So I did my best. I remember though, that towards the end, when id got in there, I could feel all the air in his stomach and he was struggling so hard to breathe. I let the air out with a small incision and he deflated like a fucking huge balloon and he took one massive breath, and kinda sighed and started breathing normally again, so I definitely think I helped, at least make him comfortable. I just didn´t know enough of what i was doing to do the last bit and get the twist out, he was so stretched I couldnt even make out which bit was which.
I´ve decided to get a new great dane though, never to replace him, but it all seems a bit shit without a doggie following me around. He´s been everywhere from Hash trips to Morroco, raves all over europe, every mission I´ve been on hes been there. hes even smuggled some of the hash you guys smoke back to europe with me. Anyway I found a black one with a white star on his chest. Might have a competition for names later on today with some freebies to give away. I´m gonna go check him out later on today before I put up the Bayer listings. I´ll post a few pics up later.

Peace out
ACE
My buddy had a white diamond on his chest and two white back socks... his name was oscar.
miss that pup more than alot of people that have come and gone! it's that unconditional love!
lol think we might have bought the same one. jet black, huge white diamond on his chest and white socks got him yesterday. will be having a name compo later.

Right the first bayer listings sold out within 10 mins. the next lot is up. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 29, 2013, 03:25 pm

10 mins!!  :o
Cmon bitcoins transfer already!!
Must.. have.. bayer..   ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on June 30, 2013, 05:34 am
Hell ya glad to see the Bayer is back up and going strong! 8)  Any word on when that newsletter will be hitting our inbox's ACE?  Look forward to trying some of the new Bayer as well as hope to finally get my hands on some of your newer hash offerings, but don't quiet have the coinage at the moment to cover both. :-\  Hope to send some coins your way soon Crew ;) ;) (and some new reviews too :D)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on June 30, 2013, 02:04 pm

Hahaha
brewed some tea up this morning..
Will update on my hiiigh.. lol

Sooooo, what's the good word on the TSCrewMe newsletter?? I'm prayin for a super stealth murderface special listing for some smokeable bayer!! But it looks like I'm gonna have to suck it up and borrow .62 for that bayer before it's gone!! Any takers??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraterrestrial on June 30, 2013, 04:02 pm
question for the crew -

if the refined bayer opium paste is indeed 'on par...stronger than opium', then how come the paste is $35 for 1.5g when the bayer opium is $50 per g?

can't wait to try it anyhow!


Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
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Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: kneotac on July 01, 2013, 01:36 pm
Hi ACE,

Just finished reading the description for the Opium Den Weekend Kit listings......great read!! I might think about ordering one after such a fun read  ;)

Kneo
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 01, 2013, 06:34 pm
Hell ya glad to see the Bayer is back up and going strong! 8)  Any word on when that newsletter will be hitting our inbox's ACE?  Look forward to trying some of the new Bayer as well as hope to finally get my hands on some of your newer hash offerings, but don't quiet have the coinage at the moment to cover both. :-\  Hope to send some coins your way soon Crew ;) ;) (and some new reviews too :D)

TinyDot

Heyaaaaaa,
Just waiting on Zippy to get it done!
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 01, 2013, 06:40 pm
question for the crew -

if the refined bayer opium paste is indeed 'on par...stronger than opium', then how come the paste is $35 for 1.5g when the bayer opium is $50 per g?

can't wait to try it anyhow!
Heya,
 Good question, It´s because the opium is time consuming and dangerous to collect also the end product is easily smokeable. We have to go to the fields and the process of collecting opium latex is really time consuming also the latex is the best to smoke. The paste is stronger because it contains virtually no plant matter, so gram per gram you get more alkaloids, its cheaper because we create it in bulk, basically grind up hundreds of bayer poppies, filter the liquid and almost dry it out. = refined opium which is our bayer paste. we dont market it as refined Bayer because we dont allow it to dry out fully, this ensures a higher versatility of applications such as making food with it, Laudanum, mixing it with drinks, vaporising it (with difficulty) and easier to eat as you can mix it into yoghurts etc.. Its the starting  point for all our bayer range of products.

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on July 01, 2013, 06:41 pm
<<We have changed our private key as we are partnering with a US distributor.>>

Does this mean that we'll soon be able to buy your Bayer opium in the US?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraterrestrial on July 01, 2013, 06:52 pm
question for the crew -

if the refined bayer opium paste is indeed 'on par...stronger than opium', then how come the paste is $35 for 1.5g when the bayer opium is $50 per g?

can't wait to try it anyhow!
Heya,
 Good question, It´s because the opium is time consuming and dangerous to collect also the end product is easily smokeable. We have to go to the fields and the process of collecting opium latex is really time consuming also the latex is the best to smoke. The paste is stronger because it contains virtually no plant matter, so gram per gram you get more alkaloids, its cheaper because we create it in bulk, basically grind up hundreds of bayer poppies, filter the liquid and almost dry it out. = refined opium which is our bayer paste. we dont market it as refined Bayer because we dont allow it to dry out fully, this ensures a higher versatility of applications such as making food with it, Laudanum, mixing it with drinks, vaporising it (with difficulty) and easier to eat as you can mix it into yoghurts etc.. Its the starting  point for all our bayer range of products.

ACE

good answer ;D I guess the way forward will just have to be to sample both anyway ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on July 01, 2013, 07:23 pm
it has to be said that TSC definately has some of the best hash on the road. i recently sampled the premier marroc sativa, ketama sativa & the paki pollen.

firstly i would like to state dfor the record that i didnt like the paki pollen, it is very difficult to put into a spliff, i am primarily a spliff smoker. it is hard, and difficult to work as it bubbles so intensely. but when you take the time and patience to crumble it into a pipe, thats where the fun begins, its very strong and spicey, has a distinct oil meets dark chocolate aroma. its similar to ice-o-lator hash sold in the 'dam in the late 90s early 00s; before concentrates and oils really took off.on the throat its harsh but tasty and on the head it hits you right between the eyes. definitely a late night smoke.

the ketama sativa is an absolute delight, soft at room temp, brilliantly black and such a pleasure to smoke, incredibly easy to roll into sausages and one of the best blacks i have ever smoked. its sweet and spicy, and leaves no hash residue in the ash, this is a sign of purity of the hash; lower quality blacks will leave the sausages in the ash.

the Moroccan sativa is a revelation, it is lighter than the ketama and can be rolled into sausaged, but not as easily as the ketama. it smells very very much like the raw material from which is produced. citral cannabis; it is incredibly uplifting and happy! one of the best day time smokes ive ever had. piping this leaves you with the sloppiest smile on your face ever. fantastic

very good stealth, quick delivery within Europe.

Wonderful
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 01, 2013, 08:21 pm

TSC all day baby!!

**review for tea mixture**

Since we all know TSC are straight OG pimps when it comes to communication, shipping/ packaging, customer service, and overall awesomeness.. I'm going straight to product review..

I'll be honest.. at first, i was hella bummed out.. for some reason i was under the impression that i was getting something to smoke on.. but , for a free sample in exchange for a review.. i still had an ear to ear grin!!

Soooo, before my homies kidnapped me (my bachelor party started saturday, and ended this morning  ;D ) i had divided the tea mixture in 1/4's, putting it in coffee filters and tying them off..
*zoom forward*
I force my droogies to stop at starbucks for some hot water (they busted my balls until i let them know my intentions), and those starry bucks were cool enough to hook it up frizee!! So i steeped one baggie for about an hour and a half.. i couldn't wait that last half hour!! Totally spaced on some lemon or sugar, so it was au natural for me  :o not what i'd call delicious, but it is what it is.. i drink 16oz of a dark, earthy, strong after tasting tea in about 30 mins.. meanwhile smoking mad weed, but skipping the coke to get a good feel for the tea..
Then we arrive at our destination.. suprise suprise!! An all day metal fest!! Beautiful women!! Beer!! Metal!! Drugs!! Ahhhh life is beautiful!!
In line.. like a fucking freight train.. BAM!! I am high as FUCK!! Knees straight wobbling.. warm tingles from head to toe.. and cotton mouth from hell i can barely walk through the police frisk.. which was even funnier due to the fact that i had 10 joints, 5 in each pocket.. that the cop TOTALLY felt!!
Ok.. i smoke MAD weed!! Especially at concerts!! I was SOOO fucked up off 16oz of tea stewed with only a few grams of mixture, i was too busy trying to stand and not nod off to smoke anything!! Fucking awesome!! That tea is some serious shit!" No joke!!
Thanks again homies!!
Can't wait to smoke some bayer!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on July 02, 2013, 02:23 am
To ZipStyle- HurrydafuckUPMAN! LOL I kid... ;) but seriously...hurry up >:( Otherwise Im gonna have to sick my army of rabid wolverines on you...seriously dude...wolverines!!! ;) :P

To Murdaface- Ok..fuck yea...1. I LOVE METAL (Duh..look at my tag and my sig ;) ;)) 2. HAHAHAHA...yea I bet that was the best concert you barely remember..am I right?  8)  Glad that worked out for ya man...hell ya and congrats! ;) ;D

To Orpheus99- You can order it to the US now ::) It just comes from across the pond ya dig? ;) :-X
To ACE- dude just keep doin what ya do!  We luvs ya for it!!
WOOT WOOT
TSC IN FULL EFFECTZ!! :D

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 03, 2013, 02:57 pm
Seeing all the reviews for the tea is making my mouth water. Gotta get me some more soon!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 03, 2013, 11:09 pm
 
Guess who has two thumbs, and just placed an order for some bayer??
**This guy right here!!**

Oh yea!! Be jealous!!  ;)
Or just order some.. lol   :P

I'm warmin up my pipe up right the hell now!! ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 04, 2013, 12:11 am

Guess who has two thumbs, and just placed an order for some bayer??
**This guy right here!!**

Oh yea!! Be jealous!!  ;)
Or just order some.. lol   :P

I'm warmin up my pipe up right the hell now!! ;D

Yeah, a bit jealous. Still hopin my review sample will come through. Thinking of getting more tea, or the refined paste next.  I like to eat my opium, but may go back to smoking again one day soon.

Let us know how the session goes!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 04, 2013, 03:01 am

That tea is BAD ASS homie!!
Highly reccomended!!

Just noticed that their vendor page states that they'll add %10 product to all FE orders.. am i reading that right?? If so, count me in!!

and a review is guaranteed!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 04, 2013, 12:12 pm
<<We have changed our private key as we are partnering with a US distributor.>>

Does this mean that we'll soon be able to buy your Bayer opium in the US?
correct!
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 04, 2013, 12:16 pm
it has to be said that TSC definately has some of the best hash on the road. i recently sampled the premier marroc sativa, ketama sativa & the paki pollen.

firstly i would like to state dfor the record that i didnt like the paki pollen, it is very difficult to put into a spliff, i am primarily a spliff smoker. it is hard, and difficult to work as it bubbles so intensely. but when you take the time and patience to crumble it into a pipe, thats where the fun begins, its very strong and spicey, has a distinct oil meets dark chocolate aroma. its similar to ice-o-lator hash sold in the 'dam in the late 90s early 00s; before concentrates and oils really took off.on the throat its harsh but tasty and on the head it hits you right between the eyes. definitely a late night smoke.

the ketama sativa is an absolute delight, soft at room temp, brilliantly black and such a pleasure to smoke, incredibly easy to roll into sausages and one of the best blacks i have ever smoked. its sweet and spicy, and leaves no hash residue in the ash, this is a sign of purity of the hash; lower quality blacks will leave the sausages in the ash.

the Moroccan sativa is a revelation, it is lighter than the ketama and can be rolled into sausaged, but not as easily as the ketama. it smells very very much like the raw material from which is produced. citral cannabis; it is incredibly uplifting and happy! one of the best day time smokes ive ever had. piping this leaves you with the sloppiest smile on your face ever. fantastic

very good stealth, quick delivery within Europe.

Wonderful
Excellent review dude!
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 04, 2013, 12:20 pm

That tea is BAD ASS homie!!
Highly reccomended!!

Just noticed that their vendor page states that they'll add %10 product to all FE orders.. am i reading that right?? If so, count me in!!

and a review is guaranteed!!
tiz right, were adding 10% to all orders in return for FE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on July 04, 2013, 11:53 pm

<<We have changed our private key as we are partnering with a US distributor.>>

Does this mean that we'll soon be able to buy your Bayer opium in the US?

correct!  ACE

Yay!!!  I'll be looking for it daily.   Great news!
Orpheus
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 07, 2013, 11:57 pm

<<We have changed our private key as we are partnering with a US distributor.>>

Does this mean that we'll soon be able to buy your Bayer opium in the US?

correct!  ACE

Yay!!!  I'll be looking for it daily.   Great news!
Orpheus
It sure does :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 08, 2013, 12:07 am
Rightttttt.

 Were looking for a new editor to write up our long overdue newsletter, We need someone with half decent prose and a bit of time to write up a monthly newsletter for our TSCrew members to include:

The links to our tscrew only listings
How to claim your freebie for joining the crew
monthly goings on,
new product listings etc etc.

You´ll be working with me over torchat or voice monthly, its a paid position you either get free drugs or BTC or a mix of both you to decide.

You need to be available for 2 days a month and you need to put time aside specifically for it.

Anyone who would like to apply please contact me directly over here, or the sales site. or thedane@tormail.org

Cheeriio

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 08, 2013, 01:09 am
Hey Ace, I have some experience in this type of thing. Will send you a message for more details.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 08, 2013, 01:20 am
Change of stakes :D

We need the editor to also be able to dedicate a bit of time weekly keeping the member list organized and the addresses all in good order, it would be useful if you had experience in mailing lists and that type of thing.

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 08, 2013, 01:29 am

i hope everything is ok with zippy zip!!  ???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 08, 2013, 02:04 am
No mailing lists, but had over a hundred clients before in my old life and managed to keep track of them alright. I sent you an e-mail. Get back at me if you want to.

I hope the rest of the crew is ok...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 08, 2013, 02:41 am

i hope everything is ok with zippy zip!!  ???
Not sure dude, sent him a bunch of mails and haven't heard back from him :/

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on July 08, 2013, 04:43 am
Change of stakes :D

We need the editor to also be able to dedicate a bit of time weekly keeping the member list organized and the addresses all in good order, it would be useful if you had experience in mailing lists and that type of thing.

ACE

ACE I would be more than happy to assist with this.  I have some of the experience necessary that you requested as well as am able to adapt and learn new processes rather quickly (also I'm pretty good with words as well ;)) and also have plenty of free time to make this happen.  I sent you a msg on the road..msg me back and let me know.  Hope everything is well with Zip as well..also hows TB been?  I havent seen her on in a bit either...and not seeing her on here kinda makes me sad :'(  We miss you TB!!

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 08, 2013, 06:45 am

TSC all day baby!!

needless to say..
the murda applied as well!!
 ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 09, 2013, 02:40 am

Guess who has two thumbs, and just placed an order for some bayer??
**This guy right here!!**

Oh yea!! Be jealous!!  ;)
Or just order some.. lol   :P

I'm warmin up my pipe up right the hell now!! ;D

Yeah, a bit jealous. Still hopin my review sample will come through. Thinking of getting more tea, or the refined paste next.  I like to eat my opium, but may go back to smoking again one day soon.

Let us know how the session goes!

oh my lovely bayer.. travel safe my precious!!
it's only day 4 or 5 'in transit' and i'm counting the damn minutes!! ;)
lol
cmon postal service!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on July 10, 2013, 05:33 am
I made two orders several weeks ago - for some hash, and some opium paste. I have received neither. These the only packages I have ordered from silk road in my time here that have not arrived (I have 23 transactions). This causes me worry. Mighty coincidence that only these two - out of 23 orders made - did not show up. I messaged TSC last week, and was told we could reship Tuesday if nothing arrived; but I have yet to receive a reply from my message yesterday informing TSC that I still hadn't received anything. I'm going to have to probably 'resolve' this with SR and ruin my perfect purchasing stats.  :(
Can I have an explanation?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on July 10, 2013, 06:47 am

i hope everything is ok with zippy zip!!  ???
Not sure dude, sent him a bunch of mails and haven't heard back from him :/

ACE

Well I just got back from my new job...
and read this. I would have been gladly working for you if you paid me and TB when you said you would, except you kept putting that off over and over again.

I made it pretty clear that as soon as you paid me I'd work for you again, but that never happened.
I just think it was unfair the amount of work I (and probably TB too) was doing for free basically. I was paid once, and that was by TB, not by you.

So yeah, here is our correspondence (oldest emails are all the way at the bottom):
Quote
Quote removed

Note: ACE's last email (at the very top) was sent on July 3rd. I can take screenshots too, but I honestly don't think it's necessary. I really don't care at this point, but I thought I'd share with the people in this thread that I do care about quite a bit what was going on and why I've been absent.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on July 10, 2013, 06:56 am
Well, that's disconcerting...  :-\
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 10, 2013, 07:16 am

+1 zippy zip

I'm glad you're ok homie!!
and i hope all this works out for everyone involved!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on July 10, 2013, 07:21 am

+1 zippy zip

I'm glad you're ok homie!!
and i hope all this works out for everyone involved!!

+1 right back atcha murda!
much love
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ralph123 on July 10, 2013, 07:57 am
dam such drama
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on July 10, 2013, 10:09 am
Got my opium paste! :D It took more more than two weeks.  ???
The hash - which was apparently sent sooner - is still nowhere to be found. Had to go into resolution with that one. Am kind of puzzled by its disappearance, though, as the stealth on the opium was pretty flawless. Much poorer stealth orders have been received without issue.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on July 10, 2013, 10:10 am
Will add a review once I try the opium. New drug! Can't wait. :D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 11, 2013, 02:25 am

Guess who has two thumbs, and just placed an order for some bayer??
**This guy right here!!**

Oh yea!! Be jealous!!  ;)
Or just order some.. lol   :P

I'm warmin up my pipe up right the hell now!! ;D

Yeah, a bit jealous. Still hopin my review sample will come through. Thinking of getting more tea, or the refined paste next.  I like to eat my opium, but may go back to smoking again one day soon.

Let us know how the session goes!

oh my lovely bayer.. travel safe my precious!!
it's only day 4 or 5 'in transit' and i'm counting the damn minutes!! ;)
lol
cmon postal service!!

It took two weeks for the tea I ordered. The sample Ace offered me has been 27 days, pretty sure it's lost by now. Sucks, but what can you do?

Enjoy the O when it comes.

I really wanted to try the paste...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 11, 2013, 03:01 am

damn mang!!
that does suck!!
it hurts so much worse when it's something you really really want!!
atleast it was just a sample..
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 11, 2013, 03:50 am

damn mang!!
that does suck!!
it hurts so much worse when it's something you really really want!!
atleast it was just a sample..

Right on all fronts Murder! Can't complain, but I'm def jealous of the peeps who got theirs.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 11, 2013, 08:11 pm
Woahhh.... Jeezz the drama. Zip check the wallet you provided me to pay into, the money was transferred over a week ago..
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 11, 2013, 11:57 pm
Ok so just want to share my experience with all the screwballs and tell you what you already know!
so i had my first order get lost and not show up. not gonna lie i panicked a little bit. guess it
was around the time of the re-stock. after going back and forth with ACE for a while he said he would
re-ship. it seemed to take forever because im sure he was busy with life and the death of his dog.
anyhow i started to think i wasnt going to get anything or the orders were just getting stopped.
But low and behold ACE and the crew came through in a big way! not only did i recieve the re-ship
he put some extra in there for my troubles! orignally i ordered it for an occasion i had coming up.
well it still made it in time for the occasion and damn that bayer is good! anyway i just wanted to
publicly say that TSC IS THE BEST! amazing customer service and product and even though i was getting
frusterated ACE kept his cool! AMAZING EXPERIENCE! that's why i will always trust TSC no matter what!
Thanks TSC love you guys!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 12, 2013, 01:45 am
+1 for everyone! everytime i smoke this o i hear the song from the wizard of oz when they
are walking through the o fields. :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 12, 2013, 03:15 am
+1 for everyone! everytime i smoke this o i hear the song from the wizard of oz when they
are walking through the o fields. :)

hahaha
fuckin love it homie!!
that sets a perfect tone!!

+1 to you

I'm on day 7 'in transit' for my precious bayer!!
plus, ACE tells me he'll also be sending a suprise!!

murderface excited!! murderface excited!! murderface excited!!
;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 12, 2013, 03:43 am
+1 for everyone! everytime i smoke this o i hear the song from the wizard of oz when they
are walking through the o fields. :)

hahaha
fuckin love it homie!!
that sets a perfect tone!!

+1 to you

I'm on day 7 'in transit' for my precious bayer!!
plus, ACE tells me he'll also be sending a suprise!!

murderface excited!! murderface excited!! murderface excited!!
;)
No doubt murda! it'll get there!!
he sent me one too! you will be happy im sure!! TSC is the shit!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on July 12, 2013, 03:49 am
Woahhh.... Jeezz the drama. Zip check the wallet you provided me to pay into, the money was transferred over a week ago..

Oh shit...
my bad Ace. Thanks for paying me :)
Guess it was just a communication issue "/
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 12, 2013, 03:51 am
^^^ good to see you back zips! hope y'all worked everything out.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on July 12, 2013, 04:36 am
^^^ good to see you back zips! hope y'all worked everything out.

Thanks boosties! It's great to be back :)
I'll update y'all on whether ace still wants me workin for him or what lol.

Hopefully another newsletter will be coming out for y'all. :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 12, 2013, 06:55 am
Woahhh.... Jeezz the drama. Zip check the wallet you provided me to pay into, the money was transferred over a week ago..

Oh shit...
my bad Ace. Thanks for paying me :)
Guess it was just a communication issue "/
-@2


getting paid over 250 dollars and a big bag of drugs for sending out 1 news letter... id say you got a pretty good deal, also out of 44 sign ups you managed  to process  12, i had to process the rest ,  delaying orders. I realise your busy but don't lose sight of what your offered. plenty would call what i offered more than generous. but more to the point dont publish internal communications publicly, no matter the reason. its unprofesional, you dont see me posting your messages with or without your personal information public. we have grown very quickly in the last months and are now very high profile. Think before you act there is info there I dont want public so go back and remove / edit your post.
ace
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on July 12, 2013, 07:03 am
Woahhh.... Jeezz the drama. Zip check the wallet you provided me to pay into, the money was transferred over a week ago..

Oh shit...
my bad Ace. Thanks for paying me :)
Guess it was just a communication issue "/
-@2


getting paid over 250 dollars and a big bag of drugs for sending out 1 news letter... id say you got a pretty good deal, also out of 44 sign ups you managed  to process  12, i had to process the rest ,  delaying orders. I realise your busy but don't lose sight of what your offered. plenty would call what i offered more than generous. but more to the point dont publish internal communications publicly, no matter the reason. its unprofesional, you dont see me posting your messages with or without your personal information public. we have grown very quickly in the last months and are now very high profile. Think before you act there is info there I dont want public so go back and remove / edit your post.
ace

Post edited as requested. Never was looking to start any problems or argue with ya. Like I said, I think it was a miscommunication.
/end drama :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 12, 2013, 07:24 am

TSC all day baby!!
 ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on July 12, 2013, 07:29 am
Still waiting for a free day to give the opium a proper try. Threw some in a joint I had while coking. Certainly made things more interesting than if had without. But, I'm new to this whole opium scene, so i want to give it a proper go before reviewing it.
Got a reship a-comin' my way, too! Come to me, sweet hashish!  ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on July 12, 2013, 07:42 am

TSC all day baby!!
 ;)

Hell yeee you know how it do! ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 12, 2013, 07:50 am
were just catching up on orders.
is anyone still waiting on a re-ship
ace
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 12, 2013, 01:44 pm
were just catching up on orders.
is anyone still waiting on a re-ship
ace

The tea I ordered got here perfect, but never got my samples :'(

And the actual paid listing is down now for the paste is down. Are you gonna put it back up? Finally should be getting more coin today...

JJ 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: magenta296wok on July 12, 2013, 05:20 pm
I do love me some good old fashion poppy putty. Can't wait to jump on the ship! I'm emailing my SR username to join the mailing list right now  ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ILikeYou on July 12, 2013, 07:22 pm
were just catching up on orders.
is anyone still waiting on a re-ship
ace

I was waiting on a package that you were sending due to me putting lengthy reviews and bumping threads. I reminded you in my order: 73283f831d so I hope it got put in there, if not no worries TSC IS THE SHIT.


Can't wait for my opium/hash mix and maybe *crosses fingers* something else was put in the package too.

But keep up the good work!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 12, 2013, 11:03 pm
were just catching up on orders.
is anyone still waiting on a re-ship
ace
Nope thanks to you I'm good! seems like you guys had a very slight hiccup. thats bound to happen.
it's about the way you bounce back, and you guys do it very well! much love and respect TSC!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 13, 2013, 07:17 am

bizzy bump for my G's!!

hey,
what ever happened to that sexy blonde we all love to call Trash?!?
i miss her :( :(

i hope it doesn't have anything to do with what zippy zip said.. ???
(i won't repeat it, since it's been edited.. but i saw :-X )

much love me droogies!!
long live SR!!

and hurry up with my bayer you damn postal service!!  :P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zipstyle on July 13, 2013, 08:56 am

bizzy bump for my G's!!

hey,
what ever happened to that sexy blonde we all love to call Trash?!?
i miss her :( :(

i hope it doesn't have anything to do with what zippy zip said.. ???
(i won't repeat it, since it's been edited.. but i saw :-X )

much love me droogies!!
long live SR!!

and hurry up with my bayer you damn postal service!!  :P

Damn murda, you are one of the coolest dudes on this forum!
Srsly legit :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on July 13, 2013, 11:43 pm
Well hot damn! I sure could use some of that Bayer right about now...working outside sucks when its hot as hell outside ::) :-X  Anyways just wanted to say wassup to all! 

TinyDot

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 13, 2013, 11:49 pm
wassup TD! good to see everyone checking back in!
i would share a smoke with ya if i could!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ILikeYou on July 14, 2013, 07:11 am
Its like the TSCrew up in this bitch.

ACE:

Charter a cessna, get all your product, package it, gps it drop it to the bay floor, have divers pick it up and let us have a domestic reseller :)

Or did I see that in a bad boys movie.

I want a gandalf pipe for some opium mmmm

Or I want to try that Tea again and be nodding for like 24 hours.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 15, 2013, 02:45 am
were just catching up on orders.
is anyone still waiting on a re-ship
ace

The tea I ordered got here perfect, but never got my samples :'(

And the actual paid listing is down now for the paste is down. Are you gonna put it back up? Finally should be getting more coin today...

JJ
We found a new way of making the paste around 6x stronger, weve completed the first batch and its been tested, the results were impressive. the listing is now up again and will be shipped using the new paste
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 15, 2013, 02:49 am
were just catching up on orders.
is anyone still waiting on a re-ship
ace

I was waiting on a package that you were sending due to me putting lengthy reviews and bumping threads. I reminded you in my order: 73283f831d so I hope it got put in there, if not no worries TSC IS THE SHIT.


Can't wait for my opium/hash mix and maybe *crosses fingers* something else was put in the package too.

But keep up the good work!

can you drop us a message on SR with what the package was meant to contain and pgp over the addy
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 15, 2013, 02:58 am
Heya,

 We´re working on something new and exciting as one of our SR listings. it may be of interest to you or someone you know.

For years opium has been used underground as a tool in curing Heroin addiction, Out of many trialed substitute drugs it was one to show a whole deal of promise. In many aspects it is ideal, due to its properties of allowing manipulation to adjust for dose strength and duration based on ROA and type of opium, its combination of Alkaloids etc.. However due to fears from governments and medical bodies it was never even allowed to reach the human trial stage. We believe that if a drug can help better someones life then it sure as fuck should be investigated. No matter how paranoid and retarded a govenments view is.

So here at TSC we wanted to explore further. We´ve teamed up with a researcher and have worked together to build a medium length detox program. We have found an SR user in need of help and will begin shortly, we will update here on results and look to possibly making it a permanent if we see any promise.

this is the listing:

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/0b0461abfc

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on July 15, 2013, 04:37 am
were just catching up on orders.
is anyone still waiting on a re-ship
ace

The tea I ordered got here perfect, but never got my samples :'(

And the actual paid listing is down now for the paste is down. Are you gonna put it back up? Finally should be getting more coin today...

JJ
We found a new way of making the paste around 6x stronger, weve completed the first batch and its been tested, the results were impressive. the listing is now up again and will be shipped using the new paste
ACE

This has prolly been explaiuned, but , I'll ask again. What is the difference betwixxed O paste and satraight up opium?? Is it more potent? cheaper? better to plug... :o . ????
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: phoboss on July 15, 2013, 04:49 am
Yeah but if you plug it pls don't switch on the mains aha ha ha ha ha get it plug mains aha ha ha ha flipping ell I'm in stitches why plug why not just smoke n choke man.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on July 15, 2013, 08:36 am
Pluggin just sounds like a weird way to do drugs . Maybe if I was the plugger and the pluggee was a sweet little piece of female Ass.
Anyway, back to my original Q, whats the diff between regular Q and paste??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 15, 2013, 03:24 pm

just noticed the 3:7 opium to ketama temple ball listing!!
oooweee!!
good times!!
 ;D ;D

now where is ms. sexilicious??  ???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 16, 2013, 02:49 am
Heya,

 We´re working on something new and exciting as one of our SR listings. it may be of interest to you or someone you know.

For years opium has been used underground as a tool in curing Heroin addiction, Out of many trialed substitute drugs it was one to show a whole deal of promise. In many aspects it is ideal, due to its properties of allowing manipulation to adjust for dose strength and duration based on ROA and type of opium, its combination of Alkaloids etc.. However due to fears from governments and medical bodies it was never even allowed to reach the human trial stage. We believe that if a drug can help better someones life then it sure as fuck should be investigated. No matter how paranoid and retarded a govenments view is.

So here at TSC we wanted to explore further. We´ve teamed up with a researcher and have worked together to build a medium length detox program. We have found an SR user in need of help and will begin shortly, we will update here on results and look to possibly making it a permanent if we see any promise.

this is the listing:

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/0b0461abfc

ACE
That's a very interesting experiment! very interested to hear how it goes! very cool! +1 ace
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraterrestrial on July 16, 2013, 01:51 pm
re the above, also very interested primarily on behalf of an old friend.

fantastic to see a vendor addressing harm-reduction issues, clearly top-class people, +1 from me too (and can hardly wait for my O delivery :) )
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tellemetree on July 16, 2013, 02:18 pm
Hey TSC. Finally getting organised and ready to order.

Should I have received any emails etc for anything as a club member?

Just if I am entitled to anything via membership/ newsletter it'd be nice if I know prior to putting together a mixed order.

Let me know Zip/ Ace/ TB.

Cheers guys

Tel

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on July 17, 2013, 02:38 am
Good news everyone...I have been in touch with the ACE man himself, and there should be a TSCrew letter coming out very soon, and with a very special listing for all you loyal Screwbies ::) :-X.  Its been a long time coming, some bumps along the way, [insert other lame excuse here], etc...But fear not...its coming...soon ;) ;)
Your lil friend to the end...
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 17, 2013, 02:46 am

oh hell yea!!
special Screwbie listing?!?  ???
oooooooohhh ;)

got me my bayer today!!
yaaay!!
arrived to the me in under 2 weeks!!
Awesome!!
 ;D ;D
I'll post a review once i get a chance to indulge!!
peace me lovelies!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 18, 2013, 12:45 am

oh hell yea!!
special Screwbie listing?!?  ???
oooooooohhh ;)

got me my bayer today!!
yaaay!!
arrived to the me in under 2 weeks!!
Awesome!!
 ;D ;D
I'll post a review once i get a chance to indulge!!
peace me lovelies!!
Thanks for the update lil dot! murda i have been indulging all week!!!! And it is glorious!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Leech on July 18, 2013, 10:26 am
14 days and order did not get through yet, what should I do? Also no reply from TSC.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Leech on July 18, 2013, 10:31 am
Why do numerous opium products not reach the customers (you can read in the many feedback)? What are the possible causes of lost packages?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 18, 2013, 04:42 pm

did all y'all lovely screwbies check your tmails??
i did!!
 ;)

yo ACE.. i never got my suprise!! now the suspense is killing me!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 18, 2013, 07:11 pm
Why do numerous opium products not reach the customers (you can read in the many feedback)? What are the possible causes of lost packages?

Heya
We havn´t got any more losses than usual. Bear in mind we send well over 200 packages a week. sometimes our packages get profiled. in which case we change methods as quickly as possible after we realise. and sometimes they fall pray to loss or greedy postal workers. All in all we are impressed with our success rates. especially since introducing the MBB´s

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 18, 2013, 07:13 pm

did all y'all lovely screwbies check your tmails??
i did!!
 ;)

yo ACE.. i never got my suprise!! now the suspense is killing me!!

He he, its on its way murdaa. also posting your screwbie pressie tomorrow, saw the order today
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 18, 2013, 07:17 pm
Heya,

 We have started relieving over 100 messages a day. We will be holding interviews for someone to assist us with answering messages. Open to screwbies that have been with us for over a month only.

Need to be friendly, customer orientated and know what our vibe is about.

pay will be negotiated individually

ACE

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 19, 2013, 12:01 am
So pumped to try the bayer O!!


 !Pays to be a screwbie¡
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 19, 2013, 12:17 am
Heya,

 We have started relieving over 100 messages a day. We will be holding interviews for someone to assist us with answering messages. Open to screwbies that have been with us for over a month only.

Need to be friendly, customer orientated and know what our vibe is about.

pay will be negotiated individually

ACE
let me know, been a scewball since day one.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 19, 2013, 12:34 am

did all y'all lovely screwbies check your tmails??
i did!!
 ;)

yo ACE.. i never got my suprise!! now the suspense is killing me!!

He he, its on its way murdaa. also posting your screwbie pressie tomorrow, saw the order today
ACE

hahaha
oh hell yes!!
excited!! excited!! excited!!
 ;)
TSC all day baby!!

sooo, just curious.. but this new position kinda sounds like TB's role.. are we having employment changes all around??
i miss her!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tellemetree on July 19, 2013, 01:57 am
Thanks Ace!

Thanks TD!

I'll keep an eye out then 8) Wasn't rushing you guys at all, just figured it was probably me not getting them was all.


:P
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on July 19, 2013, 03:17 am
Thanks Ace!

Thanks TD!

I'll keep an eye out then 8) Wasn't rushing you guys at all, just figured it was probably me not getting them was all.


:P

You wont have to keep an eye out long for the newsletter.  I got em all done cept for the last 10 cause Tormail apparently doesn't like me being so quick on da keys :-[ :P  With that being said those last 10 should all be out by mid day-evening Fri. (I would do em sooner but Tormail won't let me send any more letters for another 6 hours or so :( )  Also to the new invites I got today..I will try to process those and have letters for you guys/gals as well by the weekend.
TSCrewbie all day baby!


TinyDot

+1 to all yall crazy cats! ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Trappy on July 19, 2013, 04:35 am
Oh my! I'm in the running for the job.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Trappy on July 19, 2013, 10:06 pm
Who else is in love with the opium tea?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on July 19, 2013, 10:07 pm
Is it really that good??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Trappy on July 19, 2013, 10:28 pm
Is it really that good??

Its gentle at first, and it lasts for fucking ever.

But if you HAVE an opiate tolerance, its not as fun. My opiate tolerance was 0, so its the only reason I enjoy it to the extent that I do.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 19, 2013, 10:32 pm
Is it really that good??

ohhh it's better than that!! ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on July 20, 2013, 02:19 pm
Hmm..  I have gotten very used to a heavy opiate rush, so I will wait on the opium just a bit longer..  Maybe snatch some up in a couple weeks and save it for a rainy day making beats or something.

But I have some hash and a small stick of herb on the way from TSC, and I am very much looking forward to trying that out.  Especially the AK47.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 20, 2013, 03:39 pm
Is it really that good??

ohhh it's better than that!! ;)
made some last night!! if you do it right it's stronger and last longer than the opium.
it just takes longer to onset and lasts like 12-15hrs! made plenty before but those pods are really strong! damn good shit!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on July 20, 2013, 04:31 pm
Is it really that good??

ohhh it's better than that!! ;)
made some last night!! if you do it right it's stronger and last longer than the opium.
it just takes longer to onset and lasts like 12-15hrs! made plenty before but those pods are really strong! damn good shit!
I second that!  The key is to warm it up for a long time but not boil it.  I let mine sit for about 90min at close to 170deg f.  Just remember to not let it boil!  I think the longer you soak it the stronger the effect as well. (I noticed that soaking it that long I did not get much from a second soak the next night, but like Boosties I noticed effects for at least 12 hours)

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 21, 2013, 03:51 am

hahaha
me and my homies went TO TOWN on my bayer today!!
ohhh sheeet!! WOW!!
between the four of us, we damn near cleared .5g in a matter of 30 mins..
then 1 by 1..
'oooh shit mang!!'
'woooah!!'
'what was this again??'
(me) 'hahahahaha'
it's the bomb bait motha fuckas!!
tasted just as good as i remembered.. if not better!!
smoooth ass high.. with such intense euphoria!!
beautiful!! fucking beautiful!!

I'm super stoked on the Screwbie perk!!
i ordered me some Spanish O to give it a good 1 on 1 against the bayer!!
Thank you ACE and TSC!!
TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 21, 2013, 08:06 pm

hahaha
me and my homies went TO TOWN on my bayer today!!
ohhh sheeet!! WOW!!
between the four of us, we damn near cleared .5g in a matter of 30 mins..
then 1 by 1..
'oooh shit mang!!'
'woooah!!'
'what was this again??'
(me) 'hahahahaha'
it's the bomb bait motha fuckas!!
tasted just as good as i remembered.. if not better!!
smoooth ass high.. with such intense euphoria!!
beautiful!! fucking beautiful!!

I'm super stoked on the Screwbie perk!!
i ordered me some Spanish O to give it a good 1 on 1 against the bayer!!
Thank you ACE and TSC!!
TSC all day baby!!

did you smoke it? or eat it? or what?

what kind of tolerance did you have?

just trying to get a handle on a good dose for when I dig into mine in a day or two, it's been a while  ;D

i feel ya homie.. no worries!!
we smoked it in a vape pipe..
i use opiates quite frequently, but not in large doses.. my body HATES me when i give it too much morphine!!
and really, with me smoking opium, 2 or 3 good rips and i'm SET!! just sittin there with a shit eating grin chuckling to myself!!
and this bayer stuff is by far the strongest I've ever smoked!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 21, 2013, 09:23 pm
^^^^^ think I might start off with eating around 150mg (max) based on what you've said then...

You can always start small, and take a little more if you aren't where you want to be after half hour or so...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 21, 2013, 11:17 pm
Is it really that good??

ohhh it's better than that!! ;)
made some last night!! if you do it right it's stronger and last longer than the opium.
it just takes longer to onset and lasts like 12-15hrs! made plenty before but those pods are really strong! damn good shit!
I second that!  The key is to warm it up for a long time but not boil it.  I let mine sit for about 90min at close to 170deg f.  Just remember to not let it boil!  I think the longer you soak it the stronger the effect as well. (I noticed that soaking it that long I did not get much from a second soak the next night, but like Boosties I noticed effects for at least 12 hours)

TinyDot
yep the longer you steep it the better! like i said i have made it before with many different types
of pods, but was really surprised at how strong and long this tea was! you almost need to make sure your
next day is cleared haha!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 21, 2013, 11:21 pm
^^^^^ think I might start off with eating around 150mg (max) based on what you've said then...
did you say you have no opiate tolerance? but yea i would eat about that you will definitely
feel nice from that! I like smoking but the smell has become a nuisance as some people in my house
dont like the smell! but eating works just as good if not better nothing wasted! i noticed eating will
mess up your stomach a little bit tho. not terrible,slight bubble guts
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraterrestrial on July 21, 2013, 11:29 pm
^^^^^ think I might start off with eating around 150mg (max) based on what you've said then...

You can always start small, and take a little more if you aren't where you want to be after half hour or so...

would give eaten opium longer than half an hour to gauge dosage, more like 80/90 minutes. It can come on pretty slowly.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Leech on July 22, 2013, 11:38 am
Just curious how many working days you receive your products? I see the estimated shipping days and is really long (2-3weeks). And 3-6 weeks for a letter to reach AU? Is looks like time taken for surface mail.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on July 22, 2013, 01:37 pm
I can not wait to test the BayerO next WE.

I have a zero tolerance to opiates and will take 100mg at first in a gel cap and then 2 hours later an other and so on.
I am really curious if there is a difference to "normal" EU-Opium.

take care
12345

P.S. Thanks again TSC for the offer, now I will see hopefully why everybody is raving about your BayerO. =)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 22, 2013, 01:43 pm
I can not wait to test the BayerO next WE.

I have a zero tolerance to opiates and will take 100mg at first in a gel cap and then 2 hours later an other and so on.
I am really curious if there is a difference to "normal" EU-Opium.

take care
12345

P.S. Thanks again TSC for the offer, now I will see hopefully why everybody is raving about your BayerO. =)
The difference is around the 20% mark, theres 20% more active alkaloids in our opium than normal wild papvier somniferums.

Glad to see you all like my handywork this year. Was a bit worried it would still be a bit too moist to send out, but looking good.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on July 22, 2013, 01:46 pm
Just curious how many working days you receive your products? I see the estimated shipping days and is really long (2-3weeks). And 3-6 weeks for a letter to reach AU? Is looks like time taken for surface mail.
We state this on the profile to try and stop people bombarding us with messages when their order hasn´t arrived after a week
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: SunnyCat on July 23, 2013, 04:05 pm
Hey guys!
Anyone experienced delivery times over 8 working days within the EU? I'm getting more and more nervous....

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on July 23, 2013, 04:28 pm
I can not wait to test the BayerO next WE.

I have a zero tolerance to opiates and will take 100mg at first in a gel cap and then 2 hours later an other and so on.
I am really curious if there is a difference to "normal" EU-Opium.

take care
12345

P.S. Thanks again TSC for the offer, now I will see hopefully why everybody is raving about your BayerO. =)
The difference is around the 20% mark, theres 20% more active alkaloids in our opium than normal wild papvier somniferums.

Glad to see you all like my handywork this year. Was a bit worried it would still be a bit too moist to send out, but looking good.
ACE
Yeah you can definitely notice the difference, amazing how different the effects are from different pods.
Recently I sat down with 3 different types of opium. They were all good however the bayer has much more
of a body high{tingle} than the others but one of the others had a much stronger head high with no body
tingle at all. always thought they were very similiar but now i see how different they can be! crazy!
you can certainly tell that TSC's bayer is the most potent though!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 27, 2013, 02:34 am
Had my second batch of the tea. This time went for pods instead of putty. I soaked the whole pouch after I put the ground pods in a tea bag for two hours, drank it all, and did a second steeping which I downed a couple hours later.

Even though the taste is bitter, if you add honey and lemon its not too bad. For anyone new to opiates might want to drink in stages too. I soaked the pods twice in the same night, but others save the leftovers for another day.

Really got a great buzz and had some vivid opium dreams, just how I like it! I was having trouble walking once it really kicked in, and got some good tingleys too. The dreams though are really vivid like I was seeing things inreal life amd HD. It did last a long time, and left some after glow into the next morning. Will be ordering again when I have the cash.


Thanks again TSC!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fakename709 on July 27, 2013, 10:53 am
I had a sample order cancelled a couple of days ago.
I'd like to know why.. Did I fuck up with GPG, or I had fewer transaction than expected, or both?
 :'(
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 27, 2013, 01:43 pm
I've never done heroine or opium before only done pills a handful of times but I ordered the 30/70 opium hash mix to ease into it. I'm really looking forward to smoking opium for the first time I hear it's incredible. I sent SC a message a few days before ordering to ask what the success rate to USA is and I got no reply after they read it :( I get that they're busy and all but a simple response would have been nice. I decided to order anyway even though they had ignored me so I just have a quick question for everyone in here. How long does it usually take to get to USA and what is success rate? Are there a lot of people getting refunds in USA basically?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on July 27, 2013, 04:14 pm
I've never done heroine or opium before only done pills a handful of times but I ordered the 30/70 opium hash mix to ease into it. I'm really looking forward to smoking opium for the first time I hear it's incredible. I sent SC a message a few days before ordering to ask what the success rate to USA is and I got no reply after they read it :( I get that they're busy and all but a simple response would have been nice. I decided to order anyway even though they had ignored me so I just have a quick question for everyone in here. How long does it usually take to get to USA and what is success rate? Are there a lot of people getting refunds in USA basically?

yo yo yo DanDan!!
I'm in the good ol USofA, and have received EVERY order from TSC!! atleast 4 times!! and all were received in an average of 2 weeks..
enjoy homie!!
TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 27, 2013, 04:55 pm
@murderface2012 That was the news I was hoping to hear ;D Thanks!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on July 30, 2013, 02:15 pm
Should he getting my bayer O any day!  :o

Fingers crossed its gonna be in my drop whem I check today.

!TSC¡
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on July 31, 2013, 07:53 pm
Still waiting on my order as well Jasper...hope it will be here soon! 
:D
TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Moloch on July 31, 2013, 08:04 pm
Still haven't received my reship weeks later, EU to EU...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bukket on August 01, 2013, 06:21 am
took about 2 weeks to get to canada, but great packaging, great hash! I just had some extra BTC kicking around so i figured I would give a vendor with morrocan hash a shot, great stuff!!

Next time ill try some of the scurvys famous opium :)

CHEERS! AAA vendor! Thanks Scurvy Crew! keep up the good work!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 01, 2013, 07:24 am

just placed an order for some laudanum!!
excited!! excited!! excited!!
 ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 01, 2013, 01:21 pm

just placed an order for some laudanum!!
excited!! excited!! excited!!
 ;)

Wonder if you can make laudanum from absinthe? That would be abolutely insane! :o

After I try the bayer the Laudanum is next on my list.

 
took about 2 weeks to get to canada


Good to hear! Means my Bayer should be here soon.



Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 01, 2013, 01:35 pm
I've never done heroine or opium before only done pills a handful of times but I ordered the 30/70 opium hash mix to ease into it. I'm really looking forward to smoking opium for the first time I hear it's incredible. I sent SC a message a few days before ordering to ask what the success rate to USA is and I got no reply after they read it :( I get that they're busy and all but a simple response would have been nice. I decided to order anyway even though they had ignored me so I just have a quick question for everyone in here. How long does it usually take to get to USA and what is success rate? Are there a lot of people getting refunds in USA basically?

Heya,
 We didn´t ignore ya bud, We answered your message on our profile. Were that good that we knew what you were gonna ask before you even asked it and put up the answer for ya to see. Here I´ll copy and paste.

"SHIPPING & PACKAGING

We ship Monday through Saturday. All of our packages are DOUBLE vacuum-sealed and STEALTHY!

Estimated shipping times (this is just our best guess based on feedback from buyers, times are NOT guaranteed):
Spain: 2 - 4 working days
EU: 3 working days - 4 weeks
US and Canada: 1-3 weeks (US domestic shipping of hash coming soon!)
AU: 3-6 weeks delivery. AGAIN, no refund for missing packages, only the option of a reship with tracking number. Aussie buyers with less than 4 purchases, more than 10% refund OR over 30% Auto Finalize will NOT receive a refund or re-ship. Sorry, Aussie friends :(
Rest of World: 1-6 weeks
"

Also this bit is relevant
"COMMUNICATION

The Scurvy Crew is here for you! Feel free to message us with any questions. DON'T BE AFRAID TO USE THE SUBJECT LINE. Put whatever you want in there, just don't leave it blank. The only questions we ignore are the ones that are answered here (for instance, "when will my package arrive?")
"

Cheers dude!

In other news all orders marked as processed will be out by tonight. Also due to the change in how we source our bud its taking a few extra days in the mail to arrive to you, As we have grown ridiculously fast in the last month or so were having trouble keeping up with demand with the weekly restocks.
We now have selected items drop shipped to us on order however we still make one weekly kilo run. So everyone that orders a drop shipped item instead of one that we grab ourselves weekly will have a few days wait, only till we get our vehicles customized to carry more than 1 kilo at a time safely.  Once we get the vehicles kitted out properly we will be able to carry 10k a week and fill all orders as soon as placed, till then bear with us.
Also in other exciting news we are a step closer to US distribution, however I´ve been made aware that there are rumors out that there are hidden stealth listings for our domestic USA opium listings.. Can anyone point me towards who´s spliilin the bea...... spreading the rumours as I´d like to have a chat.
taraaa for now
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 01, 2013, 01:44 pm
@ACE Thanks for letting me know! I felt pretty good after murderface let me know all of his packages got through. I CAN NOT wait to smoke some opium ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Intraterrestrial on August 01, 2013, 01:57 pm
@ACE Thanks for letting me know! I felt pretty good after murderface let me know all of his packages got through. I CAN NOT wait to smoke some opium ;D

just take it easy with it brother 8)...remember it isn't hash...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 01, 2013, 05:33 pm
Didn´t know the best place to post so will put it up here and drug safety.

 A while back we decided to look into the use of opium and opium derivatives in a taper down program to both manage the physical withdraws associated with ceasing heroin consumption at different levels of addiction, and also try to "cure" psychological addiction, breaking habits, re-evaluating lifestyle choices, analyzing factors responsible for addiction and removing the queues and causes that are personally responsible in each case.

We work closely with an extremely reputable and knowledgeable clinician specializing in drug addiction and psychology and began our mission. Each case was worked on from scratch, we have a very basic template we apply to each customer depending on usage patterns, lifestyle, age and other factors, and then we assign and addiction level. After which we then work very closely with the customer both between the clinician and the assigned TSC mentor (currently only me, but we will expand as we see fit) . The plan is built up from the original basic guidelines and we ensure that it  is 100% workable and understood. From there on in there are regular meetings between the health staff, mentor and client throughout the life of the program. We are currently limited as to how many customers we can take on. The healthcare fees for the consultancy are very high and we cover almost all of them to try and make the program affordable to everyone. Its very difficult to find a respected clinician that will agree to work with people completely anonymously, that has the interest in the right place and that knows what hes doing, after all he can lose his job and go to prison for medicating people with opium, for whatever the reason. We do this only to try and help other people and as said, we cover almost all of the cost, which can run into the 5 figure mark easily for a 2 month program with two meetings a week, analyzing the patients history etc etc... a lot of hours prep goes into each program. So currently we are unable to cover the cost for any more customers as we have done previously and maintain the profits for the other side of our business coming through.  If the interest keeps going the way it is we will look into ways to subsidize the clinician costs and everything else. We don´t want this to be available only to people with money, we believe that everyone should be able to get help for their addiction whatever the cost, and if our method proves better than the current employed methods by the state we definitely dont want people to be denied that either by obtuse laws or cost. If we go live we will do everything we can short of bankrupt TSC in order to make it available to everyone lol, I guess we will try to make up the higher costs through running lottos, donations, trying to find a better deal on the doc side of things, although I really want to see him continue with us, he really is awesome.

It really is such a shame that the government has seen fit to ban opium and declare it as a high risk category drug. For the only fact that if it were legal and everyone could have their own poppies growing in their yard, the big companies like Bayer, who pay the government huge sums to keep the laws the way they are, would lose fuckloads of cash as people would not rely on them for drugs. Everyone wins except for the people. The state keeps getting their pockets lined by the pharma companies, the pharma companies keep being allowed, legally, to financially enslave the infirm, and the infirm keep having to pay whatever price, the pharma companies, with no competition, decide to charge you for the medicine that might allow you to relieve your pain just enough for you to sleep, or keep your immune system in check allowing you to live 2 or 3 more years. You see, it works beautifully for them, what person wouldn´t pay their entire life's earnings for two years worth of a new aids drug, or cancer cure if you thought it had the chance of making you live 2 years longer, who wouldn't pay anything in exchange for their life..   If we were free to use all methods at our disposal for helping mankind we would be able to help a whole load more. From the results I have seen over the last 3 weeks I honestly think this could be one of the most effective taper down drugs there is. If we were allowed to help each other with no red tape restricting us we would be able to closely monitor our clients progress, get blood tests, have the patient in for the first few weeks of the program to ensure that all goes well. We would be able to get the products they need quicker and readily available. Our health staff, mentors, and clients would not have to wear digital masks, we could really benefit from the weekly meetings, we would have to hide nothing. We would be available just one phone call away. But unfortunately its not to be, the state could care less about the people affected, and would prefer to shove the opiate replacement drug whose manufacturer bribes the best, down the  throats of the people caused ill by the obtuse stance the state takes, "illigalise everything, with no evidence, studies or common sense and then punish those who attempt to help themselves in any way that differs from what we allow"

Anyways sorry for the rambling! we´re only 3 weeks in but the results so far are very very promising. We have recently taken on our first Australian "test" client and will be commenting on his/her progress as we move along, but based on the past 3 weeks observations I have high hopes.

To the point, I started this thread because I got a fair few questions over the last week about what the listing is all about and how the program works. This is the first time I have answered fully in a public manner and I think the answer explains quite a lot.

" Heya,
Not sure why the listing is up. Its a trial listing at the moment and not up for sale until we finish testing., We are trying to see if it works out, the aim is to provide custom taper down program catering to each persons individual needs / use patterns, etc.. its aimed at managing withdrawal symptoms and psychological dependance through the use of different kinds of opium based products. Drawing on their individual natural variations in strength, onset duration, peak type, length of duration, any comedown effects and type of buzz. Its Ideal because Opium is one of the closest opioid analgesics effects wise to heroin, the perfectly balanced blend of opiates recreates the effect to a lesser extent thus keeping the user in his/her comfort zone as much as poss.:) No one can get it more spot on than nature. The buzz being similar and thus helping psychologically wean the user off his/her heroin habit. We keep the taper down steps of the program short to minimize the addiction potential to opium itself. and keep a pretty fast taper down to a last minimal dose which is then carried on for up to a month. We provide the full package, From the one to one sessions every 3 days, to close and regular email support, counseling, emotional support. The actual substances used for the taper down are a mix of Raw opium, Laudanum, opium paste (rashasha) and the opium tea, the tea making up the staple of the program, all other substances are supplementary to it and used for very specific purposes, eg... fighting off a craving, or performance issues in your life, eg. You have a big exam coming up/ job interview/ etc.. and you cant afford to be left withdrawing unable to think, move, agitated, restless etc.. for the day. So the program includes 3 to 4 emergency pick up doses of paste. Its around the half way mark in terms of how long it takes to take effect, so its not suited to an emergency dose needed to fight off a withdrawal. but the duration of effects is high up there a bit below the tea. this makes it ideal as a planned pick me up. The whole idea of using different opium derivatives enables us to keep the taper down dosage of the tea constant. We believe it important to never fuck with taper down dose once the correct starting dose is found. if you start adding an extra couple of grams here or there in the tea mix when you wake up one day not feeling too great you will mess up the carefully calculated taper down schedule, your body wont be recieving a lower dose and even with one dose, tolerance will rise., Will power sometimes needs a bit of help and its all to easy to wake up one morn things get too hard and bang you´ve drank too much, fucked up all the good work you did up till then and tolerance has built up again. and then need to go back to square one. So the tea dose is sacred, never gets altered from the agreed amount. But if one day you find the tea lacks and your getting very uncomfortable withdrawals we offer different substances to keep your taper down bang on track but the cravings away. SO far we have run the programme with 3 users. All 3 have stuck to the appointed schedule. have not re-used heroin and are for the most part, happy optimistic and most of all healthy. The plan includes instructions for everything from daily exercise, balanced diet, recreational drug use. social habits etc..
So all in all, if the results keep going the way they are going we will put this listing live in a month or so.
There will be an initial listing that will be the flat rate consultation fee, The same price for all members, except for the Screwbies (TSCrew Members) for whom the consultation fee and end listing fee is very heavily reduced. Once the consultation fee is paid we proceed to exchange ideas and tailor make the programme for you, we include a complete schedule, not all doom and gloom. we offer a selection of recreational drugs for those users that wish to take a recreational drug once in a while during the program. We don't believe that abstinence from all drugs is a complete necessity, depending on the user of course. In fact we have found that the use of Mescaline on one out of two occasions (the one with no effect we believe was down to the set and setting, not a very good environment to trip in... not specifically very bad but not much thought had gone into the preparation), DMT on two out of two occasions and LSD on one occasion to have some apparent beneficial effect towards the intensity of cravings. There´s nothing concrete there, but the feedback we have got is pretty impressive.
After we have discussed the contents of the personalized plan, and you are comfortable, know the plan, its requisites, your and our expectations, start date signed and prepared for, run through the plan, social life changes etc etc.. We refer you on to our clinician, he will go through the medical history you chose to disclose with us, (please be aware you need to be open and honest for us to help you) he will go through any contra-indications, allergies, medical issues you may face, suggest anything prescription wise you might want to consider and make any changes to the plan that he feels will benefit in achieving the end target. He will monitor your progress, attend to any non critical medical issues along the way and once the plan has reached its end he will help you make a new start on the new you by suggesting and maintaining any good habits he feels you should stick to in the future, this will cover diet, exercise, medication, follow up checks with doctors, sti appointments etc... Once the med check done and we have a concrete signed plan you and your allocated staff member/mentor get to know each other in the days running up to the start date of the program and whilst the products make their way to you.
Let me know if that answered everything.
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Many thanks for the read if you managed to get through that far! I realize its an essay but It serves me to point people here if they have questions in the future

ACE!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on August 01, 2013, 05:39 pm
+1 to you ACE, sounds like a good plan!

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 01, 2013, 05:44 pm

just placed an order for some laudanum!!
excited!! excited!! excited!!
 ;)

Wonder if you can make laudanum from absinthe? That would be abolutely insane! :o

After I try the bayer the Laudanum is next on my list.

 
took about 2 weeks to get to canada


Good to hear! Means my Bayer should be here soon.

Sure you can, to name a few I´ve made laudanum from
Vodka
Spiritus
Liquor43
whiskey
Absinthe
Jager

The higher the % alcohol the more concentrated I can get the Laudanum. Its tricky with the low alk drinks and I tend to top them up with a bit of Bayer putty as it dissolves real nice and gives it a kinda creamy texture. fucks you up loads more though. SO keep that in mind, the stronger you want it the higher % the alcohol has to be
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 01, 2013, 05:54 pm

just placed an order for some laudanum!!
excited!! excited!! excited!!
 ;)

Wonder if you can make laudanum from absinthe? That would be abolutely insane! :o

After I try the bayer the Laudanum is next on my list.

 
took about 2 weeks to get to canada


Good to hear! Means my Bayer should be here soon.

Sure you can, to name a few I´ve made laudanum from
Vodka
Spiritus
Liquor43
whiskey
Absinthe
Jager

The higher the % alcohol the more concentrated I can get the Laudanum. Its tricky with the low alk drinks and I tend to top them up with a bit of Bayer putty as it dissolves real nice and gives it a kinda creamy texture. fucks you up loads more though. SO keep that in mind, the stronger you want it the higher % the alcohol has to be
ACE

absinthe AND bayer putty?!? yes please!! me me me!!
 ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 04, 2013, 02:45 am

To me, my opiates!!
move your asses you lazy postal workers you!!
 ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on August 06, 2013, 01:15 am
Murdaface dude I feel you...just got mine very recently and damn..it was the longest it has ever taken..but it did get here. So here is my review..for all of you :)

Algerian Hash-  Wow, this is some good stuff.  Nice flavor...very smooth but has a wonderful spicy earthiness to it. Fantastic hash smell w/ some hints of piney herbal smelling awesomeness...as for the high...BOOYAA BABY!!! Wow, so I smoked a small lil bit and decided to go do some chores. HAH, what fun that was...a lot of me mumbling and giggling while staring at the tv :D  The high is nice...it comes on strong and lasts long..very good find ACE!

New run Bayer Opium-  As stated a while ago by someone, "it smells like two trees fucking," lol yea...or like fire ass opium ;)  Its good stuff...I fired up a small 160mg bit in a lil bowl I have...well I stopped about halfway through because I remembered I needed to write this review :P  but yea...good stuff!  I am well and feelin nice and fuzzy! Which is sayin somethin because it's been a helluva week Screwbies...

Tormail as most of you have heard is no more...and with it...possibly all the hard work me, ACE, and others have put into the second newsletter.  While it may be too early to say, as the dust is still settling...I would say it is safe to bet that the second newsletter will be a little late in being released. Please bear with us for a little bit Screwbies as we try to assess and work on other ways of delivering the newsletter.

TinyDot
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ILikeYou on August 07, 2013, 05:02 pm
How long is real long?

I had an order of 70%hash/30%opium that was supposedly shipped a month ago to US....

I finalized after twice extending in resolution as didn't want to keep extending, but still nothing to this day.

Oh ya also with that whole Blue Giraffe debacle. I got some GHB from you that was from them. Did they have any of TSC's information stored that would detriment your operation?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 07, 2013, 06:06 pm

Blue Giraffe debacle??
 ???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Bennett4545 on August 07, 2013, 08:17 pm
I'm pretty disappointed with TSC.  I've tried to order the refined Bayer twice.  One of them I got a re-ship, so that is actually 3 packages of refined O I have been expecting.  It is coming close to a month now from my most recent shipment, and still no dice.  One of the orders was custom and expensive I might add. 

Funny thing is that I did receive some of the seeds I ordered at the same time as the O.  I also successfully received some tea and laudinum in the past.   The stealth was very very good. 

I don't want to leave bad feedback because I have no reason to know it was anything other than lost mail.  However, it does seem like there is a VERY high error rate for packages to the US.  You can see this in this thread, as well as a lot of the feedback reviews.  I know they say give it 3 weeks, but all of my successful orders from TSC came in just 1 week. 

Again, I don't want to give bad feedback, but I am thinking to advise all Americans who ask to stay away from TSC.  I am looking forward to when they get their US domestic distro set up. 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 07, 2013, 09:03 pm
Yeah, my gram of AK-47 hash seems to be taking quite a while.  But my order for 4 grams of hash came in like 10-12 days, both shipped at the same time.

I'm not complaining, as it was a free offer.  I was looking forward to smoking that shit.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on August 08, 2013, 12:12 am
Just recieved a small order from them. while thier methods before worked, they werent the best.
It defiinitely seems like they have stepped up the stealth as I am much much happier with the way
this one came!! well done and thanks TSC!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 08, 2013, 12:29 am

i have MUCH faith in ACE and TSC!!
there are no doubts!!
in the end, i WILL be doing my happy opium dance!!
besides, this last order is only going on a couple days now.. the Screwbie freebie only a few days more than that.. so in reality i still have some waiting to do!! average delivery time being ~13 days..
Murderface happy!!
TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 08, 2013, 03:00 am

Blue Giraffe debacle??
 ???

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=196608.0

VERY disconcerting!! ???

Oh ya also with that whole Blue Giraffe debacle. I got some GHB from you that was from them. Did they have any of TSC's information stored that would detriment your operation?

I'm confused!! ???
interesting..
that may be PM worthy, and not necessarilly for forum eyes.. just sayin..
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 10, 2013, 07:45 pm
Unfortunately, my Screwbie sample of opium looks like another no show. That makes two packs so far from TSC that didn't arrive for me.

Too bad cause I really like their vibe and products... just no way I can keep ordering from them. Their stealth is really good too so it's frustrating to day the least.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 10, 2013, 09:43 pm
Unfortunately, my Screwbie sample of opium looks like another no show. That makes two packs so far from TSC that didn't arrive for me.

Too bad cause I really like their vibe and products... just no way I can keep ordering from them. Their stealth is really good too so it's frustrating to day the least.

NOOO!!
that sucks JJ!!
have you spoke with ACE about a possible reship??
it's a bummer reading this too because i have in transit tea, seeds, laudanum, opium Screwbie sample, and a suprise that i'm eagerly awaiting, and will be seriously bummed out if ANY of em don't arrive!!  :-\
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 10, 2013, 11:43 pm
Unfortunately, my Screwbie sample of opium looks like another no show. That makes two packs so far from TSC that didn't arrive for me.

Too bad cause I really like their vibe and products... just no way I can keep ordering from them. Their stealth is really good too so it's frustrating to day the least.

NOOO!!
that sucks JJ!!
have you spoke with ACE about a possible reship??
it's a bummer reading this too because i have in transit tea, seeds, laudanum, opium Screwbie sample, and a suprise that i'm eagerly awaiting, and will be seriously bummed out if ANY of em don't arrive!!  :-\

See, if it was a paid order I would try a reship, but when its a sample I don't feel it would be fair. I think the tea is safe, hasn't failed for me yet. So I may keep ordering that. The other ones, the missing ones were opium and paste. This latest one could still come, I have had a couple things squeek in after nearly a month.

I just really wanted to try the bayer and cross it off my list.
Laudanum would also be nice. I think its just bad luck cause I see recent feedback that many similar things are coming through to canada but saying in 10 - 14 days. The tea always came just around the same couple weeks mailing.

Like I said, I won't ask for a reship of a free sample. Hopefully it still arrives, but if not I'll maybe wait a month or so then try ordering the tea again cause it is Damn tasty. 

But dang, all I really want is that capital O!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on August 11, 2013, 12:18 am
Unfortunately, my Screwbie sample of opium looks like another no show. That makes two packs so far from TSC that didn't arrive for me.

Too bad cause I really like their vibe and products... just no way I can keep ordering from them. Their stealth is really good too so it's frustrating to day the least.

NOOO!!
that sucks JJ!!
have you spoke with ACE about a possible reship??
it's a bummer reading this too because i have in transit tea, seeds, laudanum, opium Screwbie sample, and a suprise that i'm eagerly awaiting, and will be seriously bummed out if ANY of em don't arrive!!  :-\

See, if it was a paid order I would try a reship, but when its a sample I don't feel it would be fair. I think the tea is safe, hasn't failed for me yet. So I may keep ordering that. The other ones, the missing ones were opium and paste. This latest one could still come, I have had a couple things squeek in after nearly a month.

I just really wanted to try the bayer and cross it off my list.
Laudanum would also be nice. I think its just bad luck cause I see recent feedback that many similar things are coming through to canada but saying in 10 - 14 days. The tea always came just around the same couple weeks mailing.

Like I said, I won't ask for a reship of a free sample. Hopefully it still arrives, but if not I'll maybe wait a month or so then try ordering the tea again cause it is Damn tasty. 

But dang, all I really want is that capital O!
That sucks! when was the sample from, I know they recently improved thier methods. so maybe
try again? I like the new methods better.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fakename709 on August 12, 2013, 01:53 pm
Since tormail is over is there any plan to keep up the newsletter?
Maybe using forum PMs for now?
I'd like to see those special offers one more time but I don't have the links anymore.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 12, 2013, 01:59 pm
Just want everyone to know I got my opium in about 10 days to USA. And I now have a new drug that I enjoy ;D I give you $50 and you send me some opium halfway around the world. I love the times we live in. Thanks again for excellent service and even better product.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 12, 2013, 02:54 pm
Just want everyone to know I got my opium in about 10 days to USA. And I now have a new drug that I enjoy ;D I give you $50 and you send me some opium halfway around the world. I love the times we live in. Thanks again for excellent service and even better product.

hell yea Dan!!
enjoy homie!!
i still be waitin for my precious!!
 ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 14, 2013, 12:55 am

**bump for the Crew**
 ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ILikeYou on August 16, 2013, 05:41 pm
Alright so I never recieved the free opium but finally did receive my reship of hash/opium mix and boy is it good. The opium mixed in is redish with that familiar taste of bitterness. Its great and actually got here to US in 5 days.

But as that was a reship and my other order didn't arrive I will have to stop ordering from TSC until things get back into their normal swing.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 16, 2013, 05:46 pm
Yea..  I don't think those screwbie freebies were sent out.  I was so looking forward to that AK47 hash, son.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 16, 2013, 06:32 pm
Yea..  I don't think those screwbie freebies were sent out.  I was so looking forward to that AK47 hash, son.

Yeah, you're probably right. Seems like most (all?) weren't received. I have gotten all my paid orders from them. Kinda sucks because I don't even want to order the tea again without knowing whether the sample opium actually was seized or not sent.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 16, 2013, 07:38 pm
Yea..  I don't think those screwbie freebies were sent out.  I was so looking forward to that AK47 hash, son.

Yeah, you're probably right. Seems like most (all?) weren't received. I have gotten all my paid orders from them. Kinda sucks because I don't even want to order the tea again without knowing whether the sample opium actually was seized or not sent.

I feel you, dog.  Just some clarity on what happened with those would be straight because I would like to buy more of he hash.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 16, 2013, 08:50 pm
Yea..  I don't think those screwbie freebies were sent out.  I was so looking forward to that AK47 hash, son.

Yeah, you're probably right. Seems like most (all?) weren't received. I have gotten all my paid orders from them. Kinda sucks because I don't even want to order the tea again without knowing whether the sample opium actually was seized or not sent.

I feel you, dog.  Just some clarity on what happened with those would be straight because I would like to buy more of he hash.

i spoke with ACE about this matter before the Crew took a vacation..
i may be able to shed some light on the subject.. but it's not for forum eyes.. shoot me a PM..
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 17, 2013, 03:29 am
Thanks for the info Murder!

On that note, I've got a finger itching to order some more tea once the listings go back up. Or maybe the O...

Now I've got some hope that sample might still appear too. But that's all I have to say about that.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on August 18, 2013, 09:00 pm
Greetings,
     I see folks talking about orders not arriving and thought I'd make a comment. Placed an order for the laudanum and some of the Bayer O. Was originally shipped wwwaayyy back on July 21st. No shows on either product, no letters from customs. Wrote you, Ace, and you talked about a reship bout a week and a half ago. I see folks talk about their orders arriving in as little as 5 or 6 days. What's a guy got to do to get some good O. Yours seems to be the best, but can't seem to get any....... Should I just give up? Got several friends that want to give you money also, what should I tell them?
 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 19, 2013, 05:12 am

I've been hittin my drop like a crackhead!!
i FE 17 days ago on a nice order of mixed goodies..
ACE and Crew were fast to answer questions and informed me it would take a few days to prepare..
so really, I'm probably around two weeks.. so any day now!! ohhh shiva make it!!
i have faith!!
TSC all day baby!!

oh..
did everyone see TSC's awesome new shipping methods advertised on their vendor page?!? SWEEET!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Remediless on August 19, 2013, 11:07 am
I got a gram of opium that I ordered two weeks ago on Friday to another European country. I wasn't impressed with the stealth, had it been opened it would have been game over. As for the quality, it was divine. Dreamy, subtle high that takes the ragged edges off life. I had a hangover this morning from too much wine last night and a good smoke of that bayer killed any notion of a hangover dead (although I felt a bit panicky until I'd come up on the opium, weird). I've only ever smoked opium once years ago but enjoyed this. I probably would order it again, although, as it took a while it's probably best to order and then forget about it and wake up one day to a nice surprise a couple of weeks later.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on August 19, 2013, 11:37 am
Yeah never got my sample either.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 19, 2013, 03:25 pm
Righhhhhhhhhht Gang,
 Its been a while.
Heres some updated on things:

1. free samples. We managed to get out around 15 - 20 or so before the Tormail saga. The ones we got out were for the people that gave us the info off tormail (boosties and other long term screwbies) We couldn´t carry on sending out the freebies because we couldn´t confirm whos addies were on the list and whos werent as our checklist was on tormail. We are still looking for a way to keep the newsletter going with another service. But basically if you didnt recieve it its because it wasn´t sent, and the reason being is because we cant check if your a member or not.

2. Package non arrivals. A few months ago we hired two reprobates to ship for us from a province in the south of spain, We did this to try and vary our shipping locations and to try and cover the hue increase of orders that we got when we lowered our prices. They got greedy and started taking a few packages, we thought it was due to seizures so we varied packaging styles, packing plastic, address stickers over and over but the number of lost packages increased. soo we secretly sent out a few packages with trackers inside. before they died the location one of them gave was still at the packaging centre some 48 hours after we were told it shipped. after doing some searching we found close to 100 torn up packages. Anyway, we dealt with that, but have still not found replacement staff, so were taking on the increased workload ourselves. I really wish we could find some decent staff willing to work for us out here, but unfortunately its not a job you can really advertise for lol. but we´ll find a solution.

3. Holidays. Due to our massive success we decided to take some time out before we introduce our new set of products and services which hopefully will push us further to the top, notice we were in the top 9% of SR before we took our hols. We aim to be in the top 1% before the end of the year. this means we´re gonna be taking off no more hols till then. So I decided to pay for all the crew to take a week out in the sun and relax. I realise this caused a shit ton of delays, slow messages etc.. but its only fair, and for your benefit too. :D

4. Newsletter, As luck would have it after we paid our new editor and she manged to get out the second brilliant news letter, Tormail got taken down. Shes now lying low, so we got no news letter or editor. The positions open for anyone that can find a new way around the recent tormail issues.

5. We are growing rapidly and in need of brilliant people to help us succeed. Get in touch with us if you recon you have something good to offer. Also anyone that can pack and fancies a sunny life in spain is always welcome lol

Now that were back it will take us a few days to get everything caught up, message and package wise. Bear with us and were guaranteed to come back better than ever, with lower prices, new shipping methods, new services, new partnerships with other vendors! and higher shipping success rates! with the test runs we did before the hols and our new mailing solution that uses normal flat business mailers for all orders under 20g we are aiming for only 1 package lost out of every 200 :D Once were caught up the new listings will start popping up and we´ll get back in the swing of things. feel free to message me with any questions.
Also you'll start seeing me around here daily again
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 19, 2013, 03:40 pm
Thanks ACE for shedding some light on the situation!!  +1
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on August 19, 2013, 04:05 pm

5. We are growing rapidly and in need of brilliant people to help us succeed. Get in touch with us if you recon you have something good to offer. Also anyone that can pack and fancies a sunny life in spain is always welcome lol

ACE

I like sun, can pack my little ass off, I'm great at smoking hash and own a passport..... give me a job I won't let you down !  8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 19, 2013, 04:11 pm

5. We are growing rapidly and in need of brilliant people to help us succeed. Get in touch with us if you recon you have something good to offer. Also anyone that can pack and fancies a sunny life in spain is always welcome lol

ACE

I like sun, can pack my little ass off, I'm great at smoking hash and own a passport..... give me a job I won't let you down !  8)

lol..  Sounds like that line is pretty long already!  ;)

I'll tell ya, if I ended up in Spain for whatever reason..  You bet MC Habz is gonna be chasing all kinds of tail out there.  And smoking hash.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Bennett4545 on August 19, 2013, 04:19 pm
 :(
Well that fucking sucks.  I had a $350 custom order of refined O not show up after a supposed re-ship (with required FE I add).  How are we supposed to trust that this isn't going to be another few weeks of selectively scamming? 

Thanks for coming clean. but I, for one, am not a member of the Scurvy Crew fanclub.

-B45


2. Package non arrivals. A few months ago we hired two reprobates to ship for us from a province in the south of spain, We did this to try and vary our shipping locations and to try and cover the hue increase of orders that we got when we lowered our prices. They got greedy and started taking a few packages, we thought it was due to seizures so we varied packaging styles, packing plastic, address stickers over and over but the number of lost packages increased. soo we secretly sent out a few packages with trackers inside. before they died the location one of them gave was still at the packaging centre some 48 hours after we were told it shipped. after doing some searching we found close to 100 torn up packages. Anyway, we dealt with that, but have still not found replacement staff, so were taking on the increased workload ourselves. I really wish we could find some decent staff willing to work for us out here, but unfortunately its not a job you can really advertise for lol. but we´ll find a solution.

...........

Now that were back it will take us a few days to get everything caught up, message and package wise. Bear with us and were guaranteed to come back better than ever, with lower prices, new shipping methods, new services, new partnerships with other vendors! and higher shipping success rates! with the test runs we did before the hols and our new mailing solution that uses normal flat business mailers for all orders under 20g we are aiming for only 1 package lost out of every 200 :D Once were caught up the new listings will start popping up and we´ll get back in the swing of things. feel free to message me with any questions.
Also you'll start seeing me around here daily again
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 19, 2013, 06:19 pm


Thank you for the info ACE!!
much appreciated!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on August 19, 2013, 06:20 pm
Ace,
    Well, looks like the problem was on your end. I FE'd for my product because of all I'd heard about your product. Given the fact that your employes were the ones responsible for the fuckup, what about the orders for the good folks that put their trust in you? Will I get that reship or refund? Rather have the product, but money talks just as well. What's the plan?
Tiger
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 19, 2013, 06:47 pm
Thanks Ace! Looking forward to that sample!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bobhope333 on August 20, 2013, 09:32 am
That explains a lot to me (using dodgy packers) , I'm afraid I ended up taking my hash orders somewhere else, very regrettably I might say, because the decent hash I got from you was better than the competition!
The first order I made with you was for the best quality hash you had at the time, but the hash I received was a lower quality that was rather hard and did not stick back together- not matching the description at all, I complained, and was very happy to receive a reship- which was perfect- brilliant quality just as described. It lasted me ages, so I was more than happy to place another order, but this time, it was again, a lower quality than the prime, that I originally ordered, and only got after a reship. I in fact smoked it in a week, compared to the month that the prime lasted- the prime, when smoked in a pipe, as a "one hit", lasted me hours. The lower quality, you had to smoke a few pipes , and keep going to maintain the same high.
Now I know that when you get a batch, some bars can be a lower quality, but there was such a difference in potency that I do not think it can be attributed to that.
I did not complain again- I did not want to get tarred with a scammer reputation- as I had complained about the previous order! I decided to go with another vendor instead, but now I know you were using other people to package the order, I think it is much more likely that the mix ups were due to the packagers being dis-organised, enjoying the products too much??? lol
I really hope you get things sorted now because I really would like to make some new orders and not worry about them being mixed up etc.
On a different note, I was one of the lucky ones (it would appear) to get my freebie- some bayer's opium. Very nice!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 20, 2013, 10:40 am
Ace,
    Well, looks like the problem was on your end. I FE'd for my product because of all I'd heard about your product. Given the fact that your employes were the ones responsible for the fuckup, what about the orders for the good folks that put their trust in you? Will I get that reship or refund? Rather have the product, but money talks just as well. What's the plan?
Tiger
heya,
all non arrived products follow our usual reship proceedure,  Fe or not weve not had an issue yet with anyone not recieving their product and not recieving refund or reship, so drop us a message on the site to get it sorted now that were back to normal biz
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 20, 2013, 10:57 am
That explains a lot to me (using dodgy packers) , I'm afraid I ended up taking my hash orders somewhere else, very regrettably I might say, because the decent hash I got from you was better than the competition!
The first order I made with you was for the best quality hash you had at the time, but the hash I received was a lower quality that was rather hard and did not stick back together- not matching the description at all, I complained, and was very happy to receive a reship- which was perfect- brilliant quality just as described. It lasted me ages, so I was more than happy to place another order, but this time, it was again, a lower quality than the prime, that I originally ordered, and only got after a reship. I in fact smoked it in a week, compared to the month that the prime lasted- the prime, when smoked in a pipe, as a "one hit", lasted me hours. The lower quality, you had to smoke a few pipes , and keep going to maintain the same high.
Now I know that when you get a batch, some bars can be a lower quality, but there was such a difference in potency that I do not think it can be attributed to that.
I did not complain again- I did not want to get tarred with a scammer reputation- as I had complained about the previous order! I decided to go with another vendor instead, but now I know you were using other people to package the order, I think it is much more likely that the mix ups were due to the packagers being dis-organised, enjoying the products too much??? lol
I really hope you get things sorted now because I really would like to make some new orders and not worry about them being mixed up etc.
On a different note, I was one of the lucky ones (it would appear) to get my freebie- some bayer's opium. Very nice!

righty, as for the hash qualitys, you got it pretty spot on, the packers we had working for us made some errors, however not as many as you might think, the main issue was with non arrivals, all issues however are bieng dealt with. but heres to what were gonna do moving on, all packages are gonna be madr up my Me and another person that I know can do the packages well. whilsy we asses the interest in our last message looking for people that can pack, well be putting up the ads shortly for all the products that we now have in stock
ACE
 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on August 20, 2013, 11:13 am
Get me employed then, I packed in a factory for years plus iv done quality control in 2 other factories so you won't be getting mix ups with the goods   ::)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bobhope333 on August 20, 2013, 04:43 pm

righty, as for the hash qualitys, you got it pretty spot on, the packers we had working for us made some errors, however not as many as you might think, the main issue was with non arrivals, all issues however are bieng dealt with. but heres to what were gonna do moving on, all packages are gonna be madr up my Me and another person that I know can do the packages well. whilsy we asses the interest in our last message looking for people that can pack, well be putting up the ads shortly for all the products that we now have in stock
ACE
That's why I've alway's preferred to work alone in such matters, but I understand that with your volume and the packaging and sending logistics, that's just not possible!
I'm glad you're getting things a bit more organised now, you've got a bloody great range of products and you're obviously well into the whole Scurvy Crew thing so i'll look forward to getting some more of your hash in- the good one really was the best out of similar hashes on the road. I like to use in moderation nowadays and with that, I could have just one bowl in my sebsi pipe (very small one hitter bowl) in the evening, then one more a few hours later and I am pleasantly comatose all evening, every evening, without raising my tolerance and without feeling to stressed if I run out!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 20, 2013, 06:30 pm

righty, as for the hash qualitys, you got it pretty spot on, the packers we had working for us made some errors, however not as many as you might think, the main issue was with non arrivals, all issues however are bieng dealt with. but heres to what were gonna do moving on, all packages are gonna be madr up my Me and another person that I know can do the packages well. whilsy we asses the interest in our last message looking for people that can pack, well be putting up the ads shortly for all the products that we now have in stock
ACE
That's why I've alway's preferred to work alone in such matters, but I understand that with your volume and the packaging and sending logistics, that's just not possible!
I'm glad you're getting things a bit more organised now, you've got a bloody great range of products and you're obviously well into the whole Scurvy Crew thing so i'll look forward to getting some more of your hash in- the good one really was the best out of similar hashes on the road. I like to use in moderation nowadays and with that, I could have just one bowl in my sebsi pipe (very small one hitter bowl) in the evening, then one more a few hours later and I am pleasantly comatose all evening, every evening, without raising my tolerance and without feeling to stressed if I run out!
weve got some amazing new products in stock were getting ready to list up in the comming days , keep an eye out for the New hash's and unpressed pollen (powder)
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: ILikeYou on August 20, 2013, 07:21 pm
Cant wait to try the new products. And thanks for all the updates. Can't wait till TSC IS back in full swing!

Oh and got damn that opium was good. Too good I guess since I was nodding out like a baby.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on August 21, 2013, 03:10 pm
Hey Ace,
   Dropped you a line on the site as you requested. Appreciate anything you can do to help out. Really looking forward to trying some of that good product!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 22, 2013, 03:31 am

* bump for the Crew *

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 22, 2013, 04:29 am
Hey Ace,
   Dropped you a line on the site as you requested. Appreciate anything you can do to help out. Really looking forward to trying some of that good product!!
Done! Public update to follow
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on August 22, 2013, 04:34 am
Just wanted everyone to know that I got a personal message from Ace and he's assured me all is well with a reship. Man I can't wait!! I WILL update when the order arrives. That shouldn't take that long. He says he's shipping it out with the new express service. He's even throwing in an extra goodie for the wait. I appreciate that very much. Can't beat it. Only one bad thing--I'll be watching for the mailman every day and counting down the days, lol. :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 22, 2013, 05:19 am
Just wanted everyone to know that I got a personal message from Ace and he's assured me all is well with a reship. Man I can't wait!! I WILL update when the order arrives. That shouldn't take that long. He says he's shipping it out with the new express service. He's even throwing in an extra goodie for the wait. I appreciate that very much. Can't beat it. Only one bad thing--I'll be watching for the mailman every day and counting down the days, lol. :)

good to hear tiger!!
TSC are more professional than most 'legit' buisnesses i deal with IRL!!

and tell me about it.. everytime i place an order with TSC i end up hitting my drop on the daily!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 22, 2013, 05:32 am
Every single non arrived package has now hit the postal system and is en route, they should start arriving tomorrow with the furthest away countries arriving in 9  - 11 days or so. Also the 3 customers that asked for refunds have now been refunded!
In this line of business we will always face issues. It´s unrealistic to think that everything is going to go by without a hitch. The key to surviving is how you bounce back from the problems that arise, and the key to being the best is using each problem as a basis for improving. We are now back on track and better than ever, We´ve got new amazing products, and the methods to get them to you in half the time as before. We´ll soon have some kick ass new members of staff keeping you company on the forums and helping put together new weekend kits, sourcing whole new classes of drugs. US domestic shipping is now in place and will be live as soon as the first domestic bulk delivery lands. (we will announce the reseller in the coming days) Were gonna be great over the next few months. We´re gonna get up to the top 1% and stay there ;)
As a thankyou to all our amazing screwbies for sticking with us despite the Tormail issue that meant that only a few samples made it out we will be sending out samples of opium/hash/mix/MDMA with each order, we have to do it this way as we lost the original list when tormail went down. Later on we will be sending them out individually to people who can´t place an order for an actual listed product, however we´re too busy to make up individual packages just for the freebies at present, but we ask pretty please that you bear with us on that one.

Right, also I never got time to make a public announcement about the Tormail saga other than to state that it made it impossible to send out all the free samples. So my official word on this is that none of our clients security was put at risk. We kept no confidential data on Tormail other than the original emails sent by the screwbies to us asking to be put on the list. No addresses, TSC info or anything was on there at the time the server was seized. TSC prides itself on keeping you guys safe, we NEVER keep an address anywhere after the package leaves us, we use a hardened and amnesic Linux distro for all TSC work and we share no information about our customers/orders etc via any means other than word of mouth and direct copy pasting between either SR directly, our label printing app or out PGP app. I know some vendors were pretty fucked by the whole situation, we are happy to announce that we are not.

Right all in all, were over the big hump and speeding along as always, we are truly sorry for the issues caused by the two thieving bastards whom we employed, and we have now set up measures to ensure this does not happen again. As for the staff in question, one is missing but we´ll find him, the other wont be doing much physical activity for a while, he really should have given us his bank card pins the first time we asked. We like to think we have put things right as much as we possibly could, we´ve been working flat out since we became aware of the issue to give you guys the service you deserve, but if anyone is still not happy please please please get in touch directly with me. there were only 2 guys that left feedback other than a 5/5 during the whole issue. One didn´t receive the package and left a 1/5 simply stating "scam" before giving us the chance to refund or re-ship, simply finalized before it got to res center... I would like it if he/she got in touch because that really couldn´t be further from the truth, give us a chance to put it right. The other received their package, but it experienced a 10 day ship time from Spain to france due to the fact we had to resend the package a few days ago as the original was one of the stolen ones.. theres not much more we could have done, we offered a freebie with the re-ship too.

Thanks again for all your support! heres to a fucking amazing TSC future, you´ll be seeing much more of me in the months to come.

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 22, 2013, 06:03 am

Props ACE!!
we appreciate all the hard work and dedication!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on August 22, 2013, 07:01 am
I ordered one of the "test- screwbies" of your O. But it never showed up.
It was also a test for me if this drop is still valid. Now, that I know you had some problems it seems I have to order once again to check if the drop is flagged or not.

take care
12345
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 22, 2013, 10:44 am
I ordered one of the "test- screwbies" of your O. But it never showed up.
It was also a test for me if this drop is still valid. Now, that I know you had some problems it seems I have to order once again to check if the drop is flagged or not.

take care
12345
hey, the drop wouldnt be flagged if ours freebie listing was the only order, it wass never sent. can't comment tif you bought from other sellers of course, but drfinitley not flagged through our package.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on August 22, 2013, 11:14 am
I ordered one of the "test- screwbies" of your O. But it never showed up.
It was also a test for me if this drop is still valid. Now, that I know you had some problems it seems I have to order once again to check if the drop is flagged or not.

take care
12345
hey, the drop wouldnt be flagged if ours freebie listing was the only order, it wass never sent. can't comment tif you bought from other sellers of course, but drfinitley not flagged through our package.
ACE

yepp, thats what I was trying to say. You (TSC) have nothing done wrong. I got a letter from the postoffice that a letter from canada was stopped. with the free test offer I was planing to test if the drop is still valid from inside the EU.

maybe I pull the trigger for some EU stuff. Maybe from you, let you now when I decided.

take care
12345
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 23, 2013, 03:15 pm

*bump for my Crew*

going into week three for my recent variety order..  :-\
i have much faith!!
but I'm still pacing like a loony bin!!
to me my opium!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: boosties on August 25, 2013, 01:08 am
Good to see you got it all straight ACE, like murda said more professional than most IRL
business
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: zazoo on August 25, 2013, 02:34 am
Yeah thanks for clearing that up.  I was hearing helicopters out my window and shit for a few days  ::)  Hope you managed to get more than your money back from those 2 guys.  I look forward to tasting the Bayer.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 25, 2013, 02:41 am
I absolutely loved the hash/opium mix. I think the next time I'm going to get some of that refined O and see what this stuff is really all about ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 25, 2013, 03:56 pm

so yea..
since this recent order was taking way longer than normal, i dropped ACE a line to get the happs..
he was super courteous, answered all my questions and reassured me that i would receive my order!! appearently those bastard theives ACE mentioned opened quite a few packages.. and a few of which were mine!!

karma is real, these trecherous ingrates will get what's deserved!! and in the same breath, TSC will bounce back from this hurdle exponentially!! with customer service as outright spectacular as ACE and Crew bestow, there is no doubt they'll be a top vendor again real fast!!

I'm back to waiting again.. but my smile has returned!!
thank you ACE and crew!!
you got a customer for life!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 25, 2013, 04:38 pm
I absolutely loved the hash/opium mix. I think the next time I'm going to get some of that refined O and see what this stuff is really all about ;D
Gooooooooooood stuff ;) remember through the refined is for eating not smoking :D 
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 25, 2013, 04:42 pm
Just a public update on the happenings at TSC!

Were working on a new stealth pack method for our 20g - 50g packages, it should be ready once we finish registering as a business and ordering in some equipment!  , n
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 25, 2013, 06:14 pm
Just a public update on the happenings at TSC!

· Were working on a new stealth pack method for our 20g - 50g packages, it should be ready once we finish registering as a business and ordering in some equipment! 

· Also I wan´t to make you all aware of a vendor ¨PerfectScans¨ For all of your Fake documentation needs "passport scans, driving license scans, forgeries, fake reciepts, bills etc hes your go to guy" We are going to look at working with him in the near future.

· Domestic US opium is now in place

· We are working on an expansion on our hash range.
 
· we will have refined opium, opium paste, tea & crushed pods back in stock once we finish preparing it late next week

· 40% of all the re-ships have now arrived. That is to say that 60% of all packages stolen are still to arrive over the next few days, please help us out by finalizing as soon as you receive the package

· Until we are 100% caught up on packages we will not be offering our 10% extra on FE´s, FE´s are harder to keep track of than normal orders, so until we are 100% back in the flow we ask you not to FE. it should only  be 3 or 4 days until we have all of the packages confirmed as arrived.

·We have finished interviewing a large number of people that applied for our packaging position. We believe we have found someone very suited for the position. It´s not something I wan´t to rush, especially regarding what went on with our last two packers. So he/she will be tested extensively before an offer is given. for those that were interested in what we offered, especially seeing as we will be in need of another new packer in the coming months as we expand. If you are interested, in about 2 - 4 months we will repeat the process, if you think you might be interested get your details in first so our PI can start the background checks that can last a month.

Here is the offer:

Packing up and leaving is a massive step, I did it to move out here and start the SR work, it really takes the right kinda person to do it and be comfortable. Also for obvious reasons we will need you to accept to an extensive background check, it will be a covert check which means that no evidence of any checks would be apparent, It would be run by a professional PI that works for us on a contract basis. If any contact is needed with anyone it would be covert, posing as something legitimate and we would ask your express permission first, also after we negotiate terms and complete background checks, if successful we would need to spend a week or so testing you on site to make 100% sure that you are capable to do the job and that your not LE. To do this you would be provided with some tasks that LE would not be able to complete, in addition to some legit and test packages that it would be illegal for law enforcement to complete on a continuing basis. If we had any doubts you would continue to work for us in this manner with no contact until we are sure. Our background checks are pretty good and we managed to weed out the dodgy ones in our last set of interviews. However in reality it is not cost effective for them to try to that extent, especially if we keep the on site tests running for more than 2 weeks. Those kinda budgets are reserved for counter terrorism ops, and large scale drug trafficking rings, not a couple of people that send out small quantities of hash. Also our sources are always protected by middle men in countries where there is very little cooperation with western police. We have a pretty solid setup for testing new starters, but as stated it would mean no physical contact with us for the first week or two, everything would be set up to make sure you´re comfortable. Bear in mind we need someone whose abilities are more than just packing, we need someone that can adapt, that can fill more responsibilities, sharp, intelligent, able to blend in, it takes a special kinda person to get through customs, or speak to police, you need to be sure of yourself, and a quick learner. We tend to take care of everything unless you have any objections. For the first couple of weeks you'd be in a pre-rented accommodation, you would be provided a new european identity with, bills, wage slips, certified passport scan and driving license. Nothing could be traced back to us, all the equipment and product is new without prints, bought in cash or with fake paypal accounts to dead drops. the apartment is rented and paid for with the cash left by a 3rd party paid courier in the room safe. Due to the costs of setting up for your new job by the time you take the final decision you need to be 100% sure. If both you and us decide its on we would arrange a fly out date. You´ll find all the equipment you need already there with a laptop and instructional videos showing exactly how to make the packages, enough product will be there for the first week or so, and any items you need will be dropped off via courier, an encrypted cell phone and regular emails will answer any questions you have. You´ll be provided an intial wage enough for you to comfortably explore the city, eat and the hotel is paid for. Also you´d get a personal stash of any quality hash/weed/opium/MDMA etc.. etc.. you name it we provide. You will be tested pretty hard the first week or two, once we gauge the quality, your ability to adapt to different situations, then you'd either be offered the job full time or offered a ticket back to the UK for when you want to return.

The first while will be an intensive learning curve of:
*how to avoid leaving DNA or prints on packages
*odour masking using several packaging layers
*do´s and dont´s of the set up, i.e security, hash types etc..
*how the postal service works, how to get the stamps, which ones to use and how / where to post
*youd start the first packages once we feel you´ve got the hang of it.

If you do well and get offered to stay on we´d look at getting you an apartment and vehicle and you could either stay in the same town as us or chose whered you´d like to be. you can come with us to all the festivals, holidays etc.. that we go to, but there must always be someone packing every day, for your day off another member of the team will cover. For the first while everything would be paid for, once your comfortable we would rely more heavily on you taking care of yourself by offering a split salary to be paid in Euros and product, cant offer exact figures now but enough to live on comfortably,

Understand that while it might sound easy we get a fair amount of packages to make a day, the work can be tedious at times, but is a lot more interesting that most work out there. We pay well because we want someone highly competent. the following is an absolute must, seeing as both your and our freedom depends on that:

*Very high level of attention to detail
*The capacity to perform to the same high standard from the first package of the day to the last
*meticulous and intelligent. with a high level of common sense
*Helps to be outgoing and able to amuse yourself in order to settle in into a foreign country
*Needs to understand the importance of confidentiality. No one will ever know that you are doing this job and it needs to stay like that, you will be provided a cover story with fake letter of employment, salary slips etc.. you will stick to your cover story no matter what, you will never ever tell anyone what you really do.
*needs to not be overly trusting of anyone, needs to keep his whits about him.
*very organized and MOTIVATED, every single package for that day needs to go out on time and go out to a high standard. You need to be able to keep track of the time
*fast worker, not bored easily.
*HONEST AND LOYAL
* A clean criminal record definitely an advantage but not a necessity
*flexible and can adapt well to change

Really what we offer is a new life, we offer this to the community in order to give something back, in the past we have had people we know IRL working for us, but we feel that its important to the success of SR and organizations like it to source from within. We believe that in order to reach a balance in which the state does not rob us of our freedom and treats us fairly we first need to combat it and take away some of its power, SR does this directly, and therefore we believe it important that our community thrives, We envision a time where the state fears the people and not the people living in fear of the state. We offer a new life all ready and set up in one of the most beautiful countries in the world. In return you help our business and therefore the community grow, its not just a job, you form part of our life, our business, our success becomes yours. If you do good by us you will be given more responsibility, you train the next set of packers and you begin work on sourcing and many other things.

The working hours vary greatly, the day/s off will vary also. can be anywhere from 1 hours work a day to 10. it can be a hard job at times, but well worth it.

ACE
 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on August 25, 2013, 06:33 pm
Damn you know im applying for the next one  :o
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on August 26, 2013, 12:09 am
How the heck do you smoke opium?  I've tried a vaporizer but it doesn't reach a high enough temperature.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 26, 2013, 01:02 am
How the heck do you smoke opium?  I've tried a vaporizer but it doesn't reach a high enough temperature.
Heya,
 you sure you havn´t got refined or paste?
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on August 26, 2013, 01:40 am
Nope.  It is genuine opium from "Indica9" (the only opium I could find domestically in the USA).   I am waiting for your Beyer to be listed in the US, which should be soon I understand.  I'm thinking that maybe a crack/meth pipe might work but my vaporizer definitely isn't hot enough.   
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 26, 2013, 02:36 am

As a thankyou to all our amazing screwbies for sticking with us despite the Tormail issue that meant that only a few samples made it out we will be sending out samples of opium/hash/mix/MDMA with each order

Hey Ace, how do we let you know what we want for want for the sample? Put in with the address when we order? I've been told a few times on this thread now I'd get a sample and it will be sweet to finally get one! Thinking of ordering the laudanum this week.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 26, 2013, 02:45 am
Nope.  It is genuine opium from "Indica9" (the only opium I could find domestically in the USA).   I am waiting for your Beyer to be listed in the US, which should be soon I understand.  I'm thinking that maybe a crack/meth pipe might work but my vaporizer definitely isn't hot enough.

i use a meth pipe..
and it works miracles!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TinyDot on August 26, 2013, 05:37 am
Yep, also you can take a small ball of it and vape it at around 345-350 F. in almost any commercially available vaporizer.  I use something similar to the volcano and it works quiet well.  Vaping it imho works really well vs smoking it because you dont burn up a lot of the goodies.  However, the best way to take it as far as bang for buck has definitely got to be eating it or drinking it in tea form.  It takes a while to kick in, but once it does your pretty zonked for about 6+ hours (first time I tried some of the Tea it had me fucked up a good 12 hours, eating the opium has similar effects but lasts about half as long)  Also MurdaFace, glad to hear that as I was wondering if that also would be a viable option ;)
Hope this helps some!
Party on Crew!
TinyDot

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 26, 2013, 10:58 pm

As a thankyou to all our amazing screwbies for sticking with us despite the Tormail issue that meant that only a few samples made it out we will be sending out samples of opium/hash/mix/MDMA with each order

Hey Ace, how do we let you know what we want for want for the sample? Put in with the address when we order? I've been told a few times on this thread now I'd get a sample and it will be sweet to finally get one! Thinking of ordering the laudanum this week.

Just drop it in the Order window, choice on opium, hash, MDMA, almost all of the opium samples have gone (8 x .5g samples left)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 26, 2013, 11:14 pm
Wait, what? There are free samples being given out?!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 27, 2013, 01:31 am

As a thankyou to all our amazing screwbies for sticking with us despite the Tormail issue that meant that only a few samples made it out we will be sending out samples of opium/hash/mix/MDMA with each order

Hey Ace, how do we let you know what we want for want for the sample? Put in with the address when we order? I've been told a few times on this thread now I'd get a sample and it will be sweet to finally get one! Thinking of ordering the laudanum this week.

Just drop it in the Order window, choice on opium, hash, MDMA, almost all of the opium samples have gone (8 x .5g samples left)

Put an order in for laudanum, with the half gram opium sample hopefully coming too. Fingers crossed that I get both quickly!

Oh, and ACE and the TSC are the shit! Here's to getting them back stronger than ever.

P.S. I wish I was in a time of my life where I could apply for the packing job. Whoever the lucky one(s) are will be living the life for sure.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 27, 2013, 02:17 am

As a thankyou to all our amazing screwbies for sticking with us despite the Tormail issue that meant that only a few samples made it out we will be sending out samples of opium/hash/mix/MDMA with each order

Hey Ace, how do we let you know what we want for want for the sample? Put in with the address when we order? I've been told a few times on this thread now I'd get a sample and it will be sweet to finally get one! Thinking of ordering the laudanum this week.

Just drop it in the Order window, choice on opium, hash, MDMA, almost all of the opium samples have gone (8 x .5g samples left)

Put an order in for laudanum, with the half gram opium sample hopefully coming too. Fingers crossed that I get both quickly!

Oh, and ACE and the TSC are the shit! Here's to getting them back stronger than ever.

P.S. I wish I was in a time of my life where I could apply for the packing job. Whoever the lucky one(s) are will be living the life for sure.

duuude tell me about it!!
if i didn't have mouths to feed, i'd be all over that like 'stink on shit'!!
 ;)

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 27, 2013, 03:04 am
I hear ya Murder. I love Spain too. Spent a couple weeks hanging with some wierd Spanish Gypsies in Barcelona a long while ago. They dressed homeless, begged money around Las Ramblas but also had cell phones and sold drugs. They let me chill and party with them and I got to learn the tricks they pulled on all the tourists. What a crazy couple weeks they were too.

I can only imagine how wild the festivals would be with TSC.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on August 27, 2013, 03:51 am
Yeah tried for it myself it would have been fucking awesome I reckon but ace wasn't "happy" with some of my past but fair play to TSC and I hope ya get sorted.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on August 27, 2013, 11:59 pm
This is for everybody, not just ACE
He said if he reshipped and I got the product, I would write it up on the forum
It has arrived. Got what looks like the gram of the smokeable. Let me tell everyone that it is absolutely fantastic. A little greener than the black that I got back in the old days. This stuff is great. Roll a little "rat turd" of it and put it on a staightpin pushed up through the corner of a notebook. Light the edge of that dude and it will burn just like incense. Put a glass over it and catch the smoke. Move the edge of the glass over to the edge of the notebook and huff the hit caught in the glass. Classic. This stuff is great!!! All I'm waiting on now is the other gram and the laudanum. Stealth was super. Will report when it arrives. Thank you Ace! The AWESOMENESS returns. I think that once they get outta the hole on this package theft thing, they'll be back good as ever. I'm gonna order more.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: RobertMcLure on August 28, 2013, 11:15 am
hey'ya all,

just read through the last pages, and want to say as well big up for the crew,

as well as thanks for all the updates and clarifications. great work you do there,

beside the fantastic hashes!

gonna enjoy the very last pieces that remain me from the ketama & pakistani soon, and hope for the best!

fingers crossed,

a
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on August 29, 2013, 02:04 am
Greetings,

Ace has once again come through. From one of the way back orders with their thieves, I got my reship. First, I got the O, today the laudanum. Wow, what a surprise. XL bottle, great stealth, and I can tell that the product is chock full of goodies. Not the classic laudanum, but you can smell the good ole pod juice it was made from. I'm blown away. It's already given me a great buzz with about 5 shots out of the cool bottle. I expect it to really blow me away first thing in the morning. AWESOMENESS, pure and simple. Ace and the crew came through. Took a little over a week for this one, but different shipping. Not complaining.  Looking forward to the last installment--another g of O. Thank you Ace and Crew. Look for my reorder.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 29, 2013, 03:20 am
just a reminder for everyone smoking on the tasty tasty O..
as soon as that flame hits the actual opium you're destroying precious alkaloids that normally vaporize at a lower temp.. hence using a vape pipe (meth pipe), or the hot plate method which vaporizes it all instantly!! and never smoke through a bong or any other water filtered smoking device because water absorbs those same precious alkaloids.. unless you plan on drinking the water of course..  ??? :-\
even after smoking, i eat the ashes.. gross i know!! but a lot of morphine is left in there!! water helps.. it is kinda gross though.. but oooweee will you notice it!!
hope this helps!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 29, 2013, 03:26 am
Greetings,

Ace has once again come through. From one of the way back orders with their thieves, I got my reship. First, I got the O, today the laudanum. Wow, what a surprise. XL bottle, great stealth, and I can tell that the product is chock full of goodies. Not the classic laudanum, but you can smell the good ole pod juice it was made from. I'm blown away. It's already given me a great buzz with about 5 shots out of the cool bottle. I expect it to really blow me away first thing in the morning. AWESOMENESS, pure and simple. Ace and the crew came through. Took a little over a week for this one, but different shipping. Not complaining.  Looking forward to the last installment--another g of O. Thank you Ace and Crew. Look for my reorder.

fucking eggs bacon!!
that's music to my ears homie!!
you enjoy the hell out of those goodies Tiger!!
i have a VERY similar order en route myself!!
Mad props ACE and Crew!!
i hope you partied your asses off on that holiday cuz y'all deserve it!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on August 29, 2013, 04:19 am
Greetings,

Ace has once again come through. From one of the way back orders with their thieves, I got my reship. First, I got the O, today the laudanum. Wow, what a surprise. XL bottle, great stealth, and I can tell that the product is chock full of goodies. Not the classic laudanum, but you can smell the good ole pod juice it was made from. I'm blown away. It's already given me a great buzz with about 5 shots out of the cool bottle. I expect it to really blow me away first thing in the morning. AWESOMENESS, pure and simple. Ace and the crew came through. Took a little over a week for this one, but different shipping. Not complaining.  Looking forward to the last installment--another g of O. Thank you Ace and Crew. Look for my reorder.

fucking eggs bacon!!
that's music to my ears homie!!
you enjoy the hell out of those goodies Tiger!!
i have a VERY similar order en route myself!!
Mad props ACE and Crew!!
i hope you partied your asses off on that holiday cuz y'all deserve it!!

I'm hella jealois, but my laudanum is in the works, just waiting for it to go in transit. And hopefully the opium sample will be in there too. Either way, I'm dreaming and waiting and livin through the other Screwbies til mine arrives.

At least I got some other goodies to keep me occupied this weekend.

ACE and crew are true pros
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 29, 2013, 07:55 am
just a reminder for everyone smoking on the tasty tasty O..
as soon as that flame hits the actual opium you're destroying precious alkaloids that normally vaporize at a lower temp.. hence using a vape pipe (meth pipe), or the hot plate method which vaporizes it all instantly!! and never smoke through a bong or any other water filtered smoking device because water absorbs those same precious alkaloids.. unless you plan on drinking the water of course..  ??? :-\
even after smoking, i eat the ashes.. gross i know!! but a lot of morphine is left in there!! water helps.. it is kinda gross though.. but oooweee will you notice it!!
hope this helps!!

TSC all day baby!!

Hats off to the first person I have ever met that eats smoked opium ashes, Waste not want not. You´ve done me proud Mr M
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on August 29, 2013, 08:00 am
Greetings,

Ace has once again come through. From one of the way back orders with their thieves, I got my reship. First, I got the O, today the laudanum. Wow, what a surprise. XL bottle, great stealth, and I can tell that the product is chock full of goodies. Not the classic laudanum, but you can smell the good ole pod juice it was made from. I'm blown away. It's already given me a great buzz with about 5 shots out of the cool bottle. I expect it to really blow me away first thing in the morning. AWESOMENESS, pure and simple. Ace and the crew came through. Took a little over a week for this one, but different shipping. Not complaining.  Looking forward to the last installment--another g of O. Thank you Ace and Crew. Look for my reorder.

fucking eggs bacon!!
that's music to my ears homie!!
you enjoy the hell out of those goodies Tiger!!
i have a VERY similar order en route myself!!
Mad props ACE and Crew!!
i hope you partied your asses off on that holiday cuz y'all deserve it!!

I'm hella jealois, but my laudanum is in the works, just waiting for it to go in transit. And hopefully the opium sample will be in there too. Either way, I'm dreaming and waiting and livin through the other Screwbies til mine arrives.

At least I got some other goodies to keep me occupied this weekend.

ACE and crew are true pros

Innnnnnnn transit homie, Just finishing brewing up the Laudanum. The Opium sample, upgraded to 1g Bayer request of Moi, is already in the pacakgeeeeeeee, It´ll leave our shipping centre in around 24 hours
ACEeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Bennett4545 on August 29, 2013, 03:57 pm
I've been waiting in a nice big order of O for two months now.  FINALLY CAME!  Sorry I lost faith in the crew.

Can't wait to try the hash/O mix soon.

-B45
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 29, 2013, 05:03 pm
Can't wait to try the hash/O mix soon.

-B45

It's really good ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on August 29, 2013, 08:09 pm
Alrighty Then,
   Ace and Crew--Just got the last of my reship from the days of your thieves (thank god that's over). Ace said he would reship and that is exactly what he did. The last of the O came today. What a great day!!! They got everything caught back up from way back in July. 2 g's of O and a big ole bottle of Laudanum. I doubted at first, but they have retained their AWESOMENESS. The O is right off the pods and the L is super strong--5 shots and I'm REAL good. Top Quality and Man of his word. I am about to make homeade thai stick with some of it. Got me some nice Indica bud. Gonna slowly and gently melt down a little of the O, and drizzle on the buds. Does that not sound yummy?? Just like the old days. Eat your hearts out for all you folks that are not ordering some for yourself. Ace and Crew, thanks again and I will be ordering more.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 30, 2013, 04:18 am

i fucking LOVE the Crew!!
TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DigitalDream on August 30, 2013, 01:22 pm
Hrm thats not gross at all.

I'm gonna consume the ashes of smoked opium from now on +1 !!

I fucking, have never been high from opium before though.  I don't own a vape pen, tried rolling lil balls into a joint, into my bong (WITH NO WATER), with my full size vaporizer.  I've bought off like 4 vendors here it's gotta be me and not their product.

WTF am I doing wrong lol?  And what e-cig or vape pen is the best for smoking opium, i'm gonna purchase one shortly cuz i'm sick of ordering opium and then just not getting high :/
The tea does it, and i've never tried it in it's laudanum form (excited to try, but again I need a vape pen, or something ... burned $200 in opium off here heh) or refined.

I don't like smoking hash cuz it takes way too long, I gotta smoke like 20-30 little balls of it, could it just be that's my problem, i'm just using it wrong (I usually brew bots (cigarette with lil ball of hash put inside a water bottle with a hole in the side and watch till all the thick smoke of the hash stops generating, then just inhale).  Sometimes hotknife, but I can't suck up smokes/vapours with an empty pen, I don't understand it, is the way it is though.

I really wanna smoke some opium and actually get some effects :(  and I know the other vendors opium was real
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on August 30, 2013, 01:25 pm
First and foremost I would like to compliment what Ace is saying and that TSC IS Back and in full swing. Get your orders in now!


Finally Out of Newbie Hell.

TSCrew here to help monitor the review threads and SilkRoad boards on behalf of TSC.

Make sure to check out our bulk Hash listings if you want to flip them domestic to make a few bucks.

Here is a listing for 20g of amazing hash. All for $264.84, sell locally for $35/g, gross $700, net $436.00
Hash    TSC premiere Algerian hash 20g    $264.84   

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/4797d9b484

Or 20g of Ketama Hash for $238 and sell for $35/g gross $700 net $462
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2c30383fbe
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 30, 2013, 06:17 pm
Alrighty Then,
   Ace and Crew--Just got the last of my reship from the days of your thieves (thank god that's over). Ace said he would reship and that is exactly what he did. The last of the O came today. What a great day!!! They got everything caught back up from way back in July. 2 g's of O and a big ole bottle of Laudanum. I doubted at first, but they have retained their AWESOMENESS. The O is right off the pods and the L is super strong--5 shots and I'm REAL good. Top Quality and Man of his word. I am about to make homeade thai stick with some of it. Got me some nice Indica bud. Gonna slowly and gently melt down a little of the O, and drizzle on the buds. Does that not sound yummy?? Just like the old days. Eat your hearts out for all you folks that are not ordering some for yourself. Ace and Crew, thanks again and I will be ordering more.

Dawg..

I am not sure what you are talking about with the thai stick.  I was under the impression that the whole weed laced with opium thing was a myth.  I have some thai weed in my desk at the studio and it smells like some funky ass bud, definitely not like opium.

I am just a run of the mill honky from the USA, so maybe my facts are all fucked up.  Some shedding of light on this would be much appreciated.


Any word on the AK47 hash yet??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on August 30, 2013, 11:30 pm
MC,
Used to get thai stick way back in the olden days, late 70's. Don't know how old you are but I'll clue you in. Real thai stick involves wrapping a thin bud around a little piece of bamboo stick. The bud is then sprayed with an opium solution and dried--thai stick!! Have not seen any in ages. I guess I cheated a little but what I did was take some good bud to start with. GENTLY melted a little of Ace's O and smeared it on the bud. No stick, but the same idea. The old thai stick was about as big around as your little finger and about as long. You could see the crystals of the O. I'm letting it dry really well. I have no reason to believe that this stuff will not KICK my ass. Have not tried it yet but will let you know. It is a great way to kick up the bud a notch. DElicious! As you can tell, I like to experiment, and what better way. If you get the chance, try it. Remember, do not get the O too hot (over 170 degrees) or you risk killing the alkaloids. I wish I could find some of the original stick, but by golly now I can make my own!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on August 31, 2013, 04:59 am
I had a friend who visited Fiji say he experienced some thai stick looking bud that tripped him out. He couldn't for the life of him figure out what it was.

Has everyone see one of the newest products? The 30% Opium / 70 % Hash?
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/c1f81b4eb8

and our ever so famous     TSC Opium Den weekend kit! 3 person kit
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/977ff5b801
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on August 31, 2013, 07:12 am
Hats off to the first person I have ever met that eats smoked opium ashes, Waste not want not. You´ve done me proud Mr M
ACE

hahahahaha
i feel special!! and odd.. go figure  ???
lol
thank YOU ACE!!


First and foremost I would like to compliment what Ace is saying and that TSC IS Back and in full swing. Get your orders in now!


Finally Out of Newbie Hell.

TSCrew here to help monitor the review threads and SilkRoad boards on behalf of TSC.

Make sure to check out our bulk Hash listings if you want to flip them domestic to make a few bucks.

Here is a listing for 20g of amazing hash. All for $264.84, sell locally for $35/g, gross $700, net $436.00
Hash    TSC premiere Algerian hash 20g    $264.84   

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/4797d9b484

Or 20g of Ketama Hash for $238 and sell for $35/g gross $700 net $462
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/2c30383fbe

yaaay for TSCrew!!
looking forward to delivery with intense anticipation!!
 ;)  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bigbabbablue on August 31, 2013, 08:40 pm
First +k to TSCrew belongs to me :))
Thanks again for the nice sample you send me a couple of time ago...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 01, 2013, 02:19 am
Did you know,

All orders 250 $ or over will receive free samples, the free samples added to packages will change weekly and are decided by us .

THIS WEEKS FREEBIE (MDMA or HASH)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on September 01, 2013, 02:51 am
Looking forward to my first taste of the TSC opium in a couple weeks. Haven't smoked opium in a long time. Have had the tea, and will probably be eating the opium this time around as that's how I roll.

But if I smoke some of it I'm gonna make sure to eat the ashes.
Maybe mix em in with some of the laudanum...

Ace, thanks for being awesome.

TSC is definately back for good!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 01, 2013, 03:32 am
ohhhhhhhhh..
i know something you don't knooow!!
soooo I'll share it with all you beautiful people!! ;)
hahahaha
i got my first installment of awesomeness!!
a fat ass bag of bayer O seeds (i didn't realize how many O seeds are within a G!!), and a B E A U T I F U L bag of O!! i love the smell of 'two trees fucking each other' (-ACE) ;)
it's sooo damn tasty!! a couple little pieces, heated to a lovely sizzling sound, bubbling up the most earthly floral smoke you will EVER taste!!
seriously TSC, thank you!! you came through big time!! can hardly wait for the rest!! ;)
i love your packaging!! international customers order with confidence!! US resident with multiple succesful deliveries as well
 :) :)
TSC all day baby!!

ohhh hell yea JJ!!
munchie munchie!!
hahahaha
ohhh i love SR!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 04, 2013, 01:53 am

bizump for my Crew!!
TSC all day baby!!
 ;)  ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 04, 2013, 07:20 pm
Did you know,

All orders 250 $ or over will receive free samples, the free samples added to packages will change weekly and are decided by us .

THIS WEEKS FREEBIE (MDMA or HASH)

Get your orders in today!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 04, 2013, 07:31 pm
TSC is definately back for good!


We are definitely back and stronger than ever!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 04, 2013, 08:18 pm
Hey, TSCrew..  Do you know if/when the AK47 hash will be listed?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 05, 2013, 12:41 am
Hey, TSCrew..  Do you know if/when the AK47 hash will be listed?

Let me look into it and ill get back with you.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 05, 2013, 04:37 pm
Hey, TSCrew..  Do you know if/when the AK47 hash will be listed?

As for the AK47 it will be in again in 10 days as will the outdoor weed. Also We´ll be taking a new hash delivery from marocco in the next week.

Were looking at stocking some other bits and pieces as well.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: White 0ut on September 05, 2013, 04:50 pm
+1 for the most kickass crew in the game!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 05, 2013, 04:52 pm
Newest info straight from ACE:

Were Back in flow people!
98% success rate over the last 2 weeks. New shipping methods in full swing!

Please don´t discuss our new flat pack methods publicly no matter how awesome you think they are. And yes if you place an order you can chose the color, you´ll know what I mean when you receive a couple of packages.

We only issued 4 refunds for the whole theft scandal and 90% of the reships have arrived (waiting on 2 AUS pacakges, 2 US packages and one to Germany).
So thanks to all for sticking with us.

Now that we are rolling well after the scandal, as I promised we will be listing new products. Ketamine and peruvian fishscale coke (Actual pure shizzle not a 50% cut sold as fishscale so another possible number 1 for us on SR as I suspect none of the other coke on here is actually fishscale)

Were working on a new method to eliminate the nosclapine content from our Ladanum, producing a purer product

Also for all ye tweakers, ACE is gonna start cooking up meth soon :D:D

As always, any questions to me, also keep the good vibes coming

ALWAYS REMEMBER SCURVY CREW IS THERE FOR YOU AND WILL ALWAYS COME THROUGH ;) SCREWBIES GET FIRST DIBS ON NEW PRODUCTS AIGHT.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on September 05, 2013, 05:14 pm
Newest info straight from ACE:

Were Back in flow people!
98% success rate over the last 2 weeks. New shipping methods in full swing!

Please don´t discuss our new flat pack methods publicly no matter how awesome you think they are. And yes if you place an order you can chose the color, you´ll know what I mean when you receive a couple of packages.

We only issued 4 refunds for the whole theft scandal and 90% of the reships have arrived (waiting on 2 AUS pacakges, 2 US packages and one to Germany).
So thanks to all for sticking with us.

Now that we are rolling well after the scandal, as I promised we will be listing new products. Ketamine and peruvian fishscale coke (Actual pure shizzle not a 50% cut sold as fishscale so another possible number 1 for us on SR as I suspect none of the other coke on here is actually fishscale)

Were working on a new method to eliminate the nosclapine content from our Ladanum, producing a purer product

Also for all ye tweakers, ACE is gonna start cooking up meth soon :D:D

As always, any questions to me, also keep the good vibes coming

ALWAYS REMEMBER SCURVY CREW IS THERE FOR YOU AND WILL ALWAYS COME THROUGH ;) SCREWBIES GET FIRST DIBS ON NEW PRODUCTS AIGHT.

Yippeee ! <3 ketamine and partial to coke so it will be great to see TSC's quality :)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 05, 2013, 05:44 pm
I will be down to check out the coke when it comes in.  I hear Spain has some nice stuff floating around.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 05, 2013, 05:55 pm
Hey, TSCrew..  Do you know if/when the AK47 hash will be listed?

As for the AK47 it will be in again in 10 days as will the outdoor weed. Also We´ll be taking a new hash delivery from marocco in the next week.

Were looking at stocking some other bits and pieces as well.

Nice.  I'll be on the lookout!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 05, 2013, 07:54 pm
And if anyone was still waiting on reships go check your mailboxes today. Here is the latest review that landed 1 hour ago:

"Reship from ACE because of the thieving staff arrived!! Great transaction and customer service in the end and trust is fully restored! Thanks a lot TSC!"
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 06, 2013, 03:17 am

i, being one of the remaining US theivery reships, was unable to check the drop today  :-[
but will be there tomorrow for shizzle!!
please be there!! please be there!!
 ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: XXU on September 06, 2013, 04:10 am
How is your success shipping hash to Canada? What are the chances it will arrive?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on September 06, 2013, 08:30 am
I ordered my sample of your O now, again.
BO and spain O.
looking forward to try it

take care
12345
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: bukket on September 06, 2013, 08:41 am
How is your success shipping hash to Canada? What are the chances it will arrive?
I got a letter from him to canada took about 10 days, stealth was pretty good.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 06, 2013, 04:44 pm
How is your success shipping hash to Canada? What are the chances it will arrive?

Bukket was probably talking about our old stealth which was good but our new improved one is that much better. (Please do not discuss)

But you should have no problem with getting your order to Canada and probably within less than 10 days.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 06, 2013, 05:23 pm
Make sure to look around the forum for our two contests to win 1g of Ace's personal 2 year old Bayer opium!!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 06, 2013, 05:31 pm
Make sure to look around the forum for our two contests to win 1g of Ace's personal 2 year old Bayer opium!!!

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=210411.0
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Mitch Kumstien on September 06, 2013, 08:45 pm
Just dropping by to say thanks for the Ketema hash! WOW! Top quality hash provided by ACE and The Scurvy Crew has eyes half open and bloodshot red like back in our younger days around my way. Everybody that smokes this is left with a smile on their face.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on September 06, 2013, 10:59 pm
How is your success shipping hash to Canada? What are the chances it will arrive?
I got a letter from him to canada took about 10 days, stealth was pretty good.

I've had a couple packs from them to Canada. Don't worry at all. Order with confidence.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 07, 2013, 12:38 am
Just dropping by to say thanks for the Ketema hash! WOW! Top quality hash provided by ACE and The Scurvy Crew has eyes half open and bloodshot red like back in our younger days around my way. Everybody that smokes this is left with a smile on their face.

Thanks for the kind words.

Make sure to enter to win a gram of some 2 year old Bayer opium:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=210411.0
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on September 07, 2013, 02:08 am
Scurvies, I think I read somewhere about some possibly new shipping method on your part to ship t America, is this right? What is the fastest estimated shipping time to the East coast USA?? Last time I ordered from you guys, a few months ago, it took upwards of 2 weeks, which seems odd as I've got quite a few orders from Germany and Belgium that took from 3 to 5 days.  Also, when is the coke gonna be available??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 07, 2013, 12:50 pm
Scurvies, I think I read somewhere about some possibly new shipping method on your part to ship t America, is this right? What is the fastest estimated shipping time to the East coast USA?? Last time I ordered from you guys, a few months ago, it took upwards of 2 weeks, which seems odd as I've got quite a few orders from Germany and Belgium that took from 3 to 5 days.  Also, when is the coke gonna be available??

Let me get the exact info and Ill let you know.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 08, 2013, 12:18 pm
Scurvies, I think I read somewhere about some possibly new shipping method on your part to ship t America, is this right? What is the fastest estimated shipping time to the East coast USA?? Last time I ordered from you guys, a few months ago, it took upwards of 2 weeks, which seems odd as I've got quite a few orders from Germany and Belgium that took from 3 to 5 days.  Also, when is the coke gonna be available??

Latest update on the Cola:

The coke will be a possible SR first, we will be the first people to touch it after it leaves the farm in south america, (raw coke when it is produced is in its base form aka crack) we will receive one quarter of our stock in this form and the farm has been instructed to further process the 3/4 into normal snorting coke (the same fishscale shiny stuff exported to the US and other countries by the south american drug catels and then cut for resale,) . We will sell two purities of the same snortable coke. Pure aka un-cut coke (0% cutting agents 100% pure cocaine), it is the product you would get if you went straight to the farm where the coca grows and shoved your head into one of the refining buckets :) , this is the highest grade possible with no cuts other than that used in the manufacturing process.. We would also sell a variety of 50% 50% cut coke (using different cutting agents depending on peoples preference), still several times purer than the coke most people can get on the street, but for people that are more restricted money wise and want something ready to put up their noses lol ;) It comes direct from a farm we have visited in a location in south america.
Approximate pricing to be confirmed dont list the prices yet ** We will be selling the pure coke at around 160 euros a gram, the un-processed crack at 150 euros a gram and the cut coke at 99euros a gram.

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on September 08, 2013, 03:48 pm
Scurvies, I think I read somewhere about some possibly new shipping method on your part to ship t America, is this right? What is the fastest estimated shipping time to the East coast USA?? Last time I ordered from you guys, a few months ago, it took upwards of 2 weeks, which seems odd as I've got quite a few orders from Germany and Belgium that took from 3 to 5 days.  Also, when is the coke gonna be available??

Latest update on the Cola:

The coke will be a possible SR first, we will be the first people to touch it after it leaves the farm in south america, (raw coke when it is produced is in its base form aka crack) we will receive one quarter of our stock in this form and the farm has been instructed to further process the 3/4 into normal snorting coke (the same fishscale shiny stuff exported to the US and other countries by the south american drug catels and then cut for resale,) . We will sell two purities of the same snortable coke. Pure aka un-cut coke (0% cutting agents 100% pure cocaine), it is the product you would get if you went straight to the farm where the coca grows and shoved your head into one of the refining buckets :) , this is the highest grade possible with no cuts other than that used in the manufacturing process.. We would also sell a variety of 50% 50% cut coke (using different cutting agents depending on peoples preference), still several times purer than the coke most people can get on the street, but for people that are more restricted money wise and want something ready to put up their noses lol ;) It comes direct from a farm we have visited in a location in south america.
Approximate pricing to be confirmed dont list the prices yet ** We will be selling the pure coke at around 160 euros a gram, the un-processed crack at 150 euros a gram and the cut coke at 99euros a gram.

ACE

looking forward to test the coke base.
maybe some cheaper price later would be good. =)

take care
12345
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 09, 2013, 02:39 am
12345 we cannot wait to show you the new product.

Also if you haven't already make sure to enter to contest to win 1g of Bayer. Only about 12 spots left in the product offers forum.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 09, 2013, 03:32 am

Yo ACE..
hella stoked on that cola homie!!
so 50/50 cut with user preference agents??
there may be someone i KNOW that could assist atleast in the knowledge department..
shoot me a PM if interested homie!!

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 09, 2013, 07:56 pm

Yo ACE..
hella stoked on that cola homie!!
so 50/50 cut with user preference agents??
there may be someone i KNOW that could assist atleast in the knowledge department..
shoot me a PM if interested homie!!

We are very excited!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on September 09, 2013, 08:01 pm
You any idea of a rough time frame ? I need to make sure I've got spare coin for some of that base sit, love me a good old sniff of quality C !
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on September 09, 2013, 08:32 pm
Also if you haven't already make sure to enter to contest to win 1g of Bayer. Only about 12 spots left in the product offers forum.

I can't seem to find it and I love me some opium ;D Does anyone have a link?

*EDIT nevermind I found it ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on September 09, 2013, 08:34 pm
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=210410.15

That should get you there bud ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on September 09, 2013, 08:40 pm
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=210410.15

That should get you there bud ;)

Thank you Kalli ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on September 09, 2013, 09:23 pm
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=210410.15

That should get you there bud ;)

Thank you Kalli ;D

Anytime bud.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 10, 2013, 01:07 am
Scurvies, I think I read somewhere about some possibly new shipping method on your part to ship t America, is this right? What is the fastest estimated shipping time to the East coast USA?? Last time I ordered from you guys, a few months ago, it took upwards of 2 weeks, which seems odd as I've got quite a few orders from Germany and Belgium that took from 3 to 5 days.  Also, when is the coke gonna be available??
Heya,
 We´re averaging 4 days east cost 5 days west coast even over weekends. We are now considering moving all intl orders to the fast ship method.
However opium is now going domestic in the coming week/s so hopefully we can exclude it from the fast ship as it costs us almost double, and as we love yas were taking the costs ourselves and leaving the current shipping prices
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 10, 2013, 01:17 am
You any idea of a rough time frame ? I need to make sure I've got spare coin for some of that base sit, love me a good old sniff of quality C !

Heya,
 We´re looking at 15 days till we start sending out a few freebies in competitions and 20 days till we list up 30g of each kind to get some feedback rolling in.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 10, 2013, 01:58 am

Yo ACE..
hella stoked on that cola homie!!
so 50/50 cut with user preference agents??
there may be someone i KNOW that could assist atleast in the knowledge department..
shoot me a PM if interested homie!!
The farm will be doing all the work, we wont be doing more than listing it, due to contam risks I don´t want coke being cut anywhere near our shipping centre so.. we´ve left the chem to them, Coke is so easy to detect and so easy to transfer onto the outgoing packages, all it takes is someone walking through the cutting room into the place where the pacakges are processed and they´ll all scan positive for coke, even if the coke processing place is a block away from the shipping office... to cut costs we just asked for the batches to be divided into their usual cuts and sent on. from that we will list the cuts on the listings and then you guys can buy the desired one.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 10, 2013, 03:18 am

Yo ACE..
hella stoked on that cola homie!!
so 50/50 cut with user preference agents??
there may be someone i KNOW that could assist atleast in the knowledge department..
shoot me a PM if interested homie!!
The farm will be doing all the work, we wont be doing more than listing it, due to contam risks I don´t want coke being cut anywhere near our shipping centre so.. we´ve left the chem to them, Coke is so easy to detect and so easy to transfer onto the outgoing packages, all it takes is someone walking through the cutting room into the place where the pacakges are processed and they´ll all scan positive for coke, even if the coke processing place is a block away from the shipping office... to cut costs we just asked for the batches to be divided into their usual cuts and sent on. from that we will list the cuts on the listings and then you guys can buy the desired one.
ACE

you the fucking Man!!
you fucking ACE you!!
 ;)
mad props homie!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 11, 2013, 06:04 pm
Our Product Offers contest of winning 1g of 2 year old Bayer Opium is filled up.

Please enter our other contest located in the newbie section for the same prize (1g 2 year old Bayer.) Over thirty spots available:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=210410.0


UPDATE:

Some packages (tea and hash) are running with 1 - 2 days delay as we wait for a new hash restock and process the last few KG of poppy heads into tea mix, Also we have run out of MDMA for the freebies so we are changing to opium and hash mix for the remainder of this weeks freebies.

We are nearly out of poppy heads for this year!! This means that pretty soon we will take down tea, paste, laudanum and crushed poppy head listings. We will always keep an eye out for more as it was such a good seller. but for the moment when its gone its gone.
As always if you have any questions I ask that you contact me
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on September 11, 2013, 10:29 pm

Yo ACE..
hella stoked on that cola homie!!
so 50/50 cut with user preference agents??
there may be someone i KNOW that could assist atleast in the knowledge department..
shoot me a PM if interested homie!!
The farm will be doing all the work, we wont be doing more than listing it, due to contam risks I don´t want coke being cut anywhere near our shipping centre so.. we´ve left the chem to them, Coke is so easy to detect and so easy to transfer onto the outgoing packages, all it takes is someone walking through the cutting room into the place where the pacakges are processed and they´ll all scan positive for coke, even if the coke processing place is a block away from the shipping office... to cut costs we just asked for the batches to be divided into their usual cuts and sent on. from that we will list the cuts on the listings and then you guys can buy the desired one.
ACE

I might be reading this wrong, but, are you saying that the C will ship from a farm in South America??? Sounds kinda sketchy .
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 13, 2013, 01:15 pm

Yo ACE..
hella stoked on that cola homie!!
so 50/50 cut with user preference agents??
there may be someone i KNOW that could assist atleast in the knowledge department..
shoot me a PM if interested homie!!
The farm will be doing all the work, we wont be doing more than listing it, due to contam risks I don´t want coke being cut anywhere near our shipping centre so.. we´ve left the chem to them, Coke is so easy to detect and so easy to transfer onto the outgoing packages, all it takes is someone walking through the cutting room into the place where the pacakges are processed and they´ll all scan positive for coke, even if the coke processing place is a block away from the shipping office... to cut costs we just asked for the batches to be divided into their usual cuts and sent on. from that we will list the cuts on the listings and then you guys can buy the desired one.
ACE

I might be reading this wrong, but, are you saying that the C will ship from a farm in South America??? Sounds kinda sketchy .

I believe that is just saying we will not be doing the cuts. We either get it raw or have them cut it with a predetermined agent. Then its packages before we get it so no contamination risks.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 13, 2013, 01:44 pm
Everyone Look out For Tonights Megamillions to determine our Newbies section winner of 1g of Opium and tomorrows powerball for the products section winner of 1g of opium.

*UPDATE* We are going into stealth mode for 2 - 3 days whilst we process the hash delivery and change shipping location. Do not be alarmed. We are getting some amazing Hash that you all should look out for after we are out of stealth.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 13, 2013, 09:10 pm

Yo ACE..
hella stoked on that cola homie!!
so 50/50 cut with user preference agents??
there may be someone i KNOW that could assist atleast in the knowledge department..
shoot me a PM if interested homie!!
The farm will be doing all the work, we wont be doing more than listing it, due to contam risks I don´t want coke being cut anywhere near our shipping centre so.. we´ve left the chem to them, Coke is so easy to detect and so easy to transfer onto the outgoing packages, all it takes is someone walking through the cutting room into the place where the pacakges are processed and they´ll all scan positive for coke, even if the coke processing place is a block away from the shipping office... to cut costs we just asked for the batches to be divided into their usual cuts and sent on. from that we will list the cuts on the listings and then you guys can buy the desired one.
ACE

I might be reading this wrong, but, are you saying that the C will ship from a farm in South America??? Sounds kinda sketchy .

I believe that is just saying we will not be doing the cuts. We either get it raw or have them cut it with a predetermined agent. Then its packages before we get it so no contamination risks.

Heya,
 no we will be taking delivery from the farm in europe. It will be shipped out from two EU locations (southern spain & france)
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on September 14, 2013, 03:39 am
Just wanted to let you guys know. I got in touch with Ace and Crew. They are in the process of restocking to better supply all you guys. Give them a little time and they should be good to go. Can't wait to find out what's coming next. Better get your coins ready. From what he said, it's gonna be REAL good. Have patience, my friends and you will be rewarded!! I can't wait......
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 15, 2013, 01:50 am

TSC all day baby!!
aaalllllllll day!!
;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 16, 2013, 04:11 am

lmao!!
i have my cart full of what I'm hoping to get once i coin up, and handle some business..
and %99 of what's in there is from TSC!!
hahahaha
just don't y'all buy the rest of their O and O/hash mix before i coin up!! or you WILL see a grown man cry!!
lol

peace droogies!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 16, 2013, 06:14 pm
Congratulations to Hamnana (Please pm me for your winning instructions) from the Newbies contest. And Congratulations to musichighlife from our Produfts offer page (Please pm me for your winning instructions.) Both won 1g of 2 year old personal stock Bayer.

Just wanted to give an *UPDATE*

We will be extending our Stealth until around Wednesday. This is because we have taken advantage of the restock to change shipping locations to somewhere less scrutinized by customs. Packages from south coast spain were too controlled so we are going north. We will be back out latest Wednesday.  Also we have a new batch of Ketama Hashish that we are processing and will be getting ready for when we come out of stealth.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Remediless on September 16, 2013, 06:42 pm

Yo ACE..
hella stoked on that cola homie!!
so 50/50 cut with user preference agents??
there may be someone i KNOW that could assist atleast in the knowledge department..
shoot me a PM if interested homie!!
The farm will be doing all the work, we wont be doing more than listing it, due to contam risks I don´t want coke being cut anywhere near our shipping centre so.. we´ve left the chem to them, Coke is so easy to detect and so easy to transfer onto the outgoing packages, all it takes is someone walking through the cutting room into the place where the pacakges are processed and they´ll all scan positive for coke, even if the coke processing place is a block away from the shipping office... to cut costs we just asked for the batches to be divided into their usual cuts and sent on. from that we will list the cuts on the listings and then you guys can buy the desired one.
ACE

I might be reading this wrong, but, are you saying that the C will ship from a farm in South America??? Sounds kinda sketchy .

I believe that is just saying we will not be doing the cuts. We either get it raw or have them cut it with a predetermined agent. Then its packages before we get it so no contamination risks.

Heya,
 no we will be taking delivery from the farm in europe. It will be shipped out from two EU locations (southern spain & france)
ACE

CAN.NOT.WAIT Ace.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 16, 2013, 11:47 pm


i feel obligated to say this..
through trials and tribulations, battling murphy's law, theives, and a universe that i swear has it out for me..
i've still yet to receive certain precious cargo..
but ACE and Crew have been nothing short of stellar!! constant communication, with updates and inquiries..
i can now say with %100 certainty that my precious(s) are on their way!! and i could NOT be more excited!!

and I'll add.. I've placed, i dunno, atleast 10 orders from TSC, and this was the ONLY hiccup!! but in reality, it was forces uncontrolable which caused this dilema.. so i hold nothing against TSC!! and actually commend them on their outstanding unequivacle professionalism!!

thank you again ACE and Crew!!
can hardly wait for my tea and laudanum!!
then it's another O order, aaaand hopefully some COCAINE!!
 ;)
much love!!
peace me droogies!!
TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on September 17, 2013, 10:41 am
I really really hope I will get my letter this time.
Waiting the 10th day now for EU - EU. Please please godofpostofficeandcustoms please let it go through.

take care
12345
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 18, 2013, 02:58 am
I really really hope I will get my letter this time.
Waiting the 10th day now for EU - EU. Please please godofpostofficeandcustoms please let it go through.

take care
12345

i hope so too homie!!
positive thoughts!! positive thoughts!! ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on September 18, 2013, 01:31 pm
I really really hope I will get my letter this time.
Waiting the 10th day now for EU - EU. Please please godofpostofficeandcustoms please let it go through.

take care
12345

i hope so too homie!!
positive thoughts!! positive thoughts!! ;)

I'm also hoping my bottle of laudanum makes it to my drop today. It's already past 17 days, but taking out the prep time  for the laudanum we're sitting around the same number of days that my previous orders from TSC arrived.

I put it in resolution so I could extend the deadline and I gotta say that ACE was super to already offer a reship. Like I said, I'm gonna wait it.out because I don't want them to reship unless I know it's a lost cause.

ACE is a cool cat, and TSC are one of the best crews on SR.

In the words of another very cool dude: TSC all day! TSC all year!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on September 19, 2013, 01:13 am
I really really hope I will get my letter this time.
Waiting the 10th day now for EU - EU. Please please godofpostofficeandcustoms please let it go through.

take care
12345

i hope so too homie!!
positive thoughts!! positive thoughts!! ;)

I'm also hoping my bottle of laudanum makes it to my drop today. It's already past 17 days, but taking out the prep time  for the laudanum we're sitting around the same number of days that my previous orders from TSC arrived.

I put it in resolution so I could extend the deadline and I gotta say that ACE was super to already offer a reship. Like I said, I'm gonna wait it.out because I don't want them to reship unless I know it's a lost cause.

ACE is a cool cat, and TSC are one of the best crews on SR.

In the words of another very cool dude: TSC all day! TSC all year!

I'd really like to give that laudanum a try, hopefully The Scurvies get their coke up and runnin soon, and I'll order a bit o both. Whats the deal with prep time on the laudanum, do they have to prep each order somehow??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 19, 2013, 04:06 am

I'd really like to give that laudanum a try, hopefully The Scurvies get their coke up and runnin soon, and I'll order a bit o both. Whats the deal with prep time on the laudanum, do they have to prep each order somehow??

it's awesome!! they make it for YOU based on your weight and opiate tolerance..
I'm currently waiting myself on some tea and laud.. and CANNOT wait!!

the winner of that 2 year old O has NO idea what they're in for!! start small homie!!
hahaha and ennnjoyyy!! lol
congrats!!
much love!!
TSC all day baby!! ;)
sheeet, I've been TSC'ing since they started!! never ONCE have i not had a shit eating ear to ear grin after extensive murda style product analysis!!
peace me droogies!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on September 19, 2013, 04:16 am

I'd really like to give that laudanum a try, hopefully The Scurvies get their coke up and runnin soon, and I'll order a bit o both. Whats the deal with prep time on the laudanum, do they have to prep each order somehow??

it's awesome!! they make it for YOU based on your weight and opiate tolerance..
I'm currently waiting myself on some tea and laud.. and CANNOT wait!!

the winner of that 2 year old O has NO idea what they're in for!! start small homie!!
hahaha and ennnjoyyy!! lol
congrats!!
much love!!
TSC all day baby!! ;)
sheeet, I've been TSC'ing since they started!! never ONCE have i not had a shit eating ear to ear grin after extensive murda style product analysis!!
peace me droogies!!

I've tried the Scurvies B4 Brutha. I ordered their Opium, at the time the best I could get was a mix of their Bayer O and their regular O, and it was nice although I smoked it and I'm thinking I would have been better off eating it as I didn't have a proper O pipe, I used the hot knife method and I suspect I might have got it too hot and lost some key alkaloids. I did get high, but more of a head type high than that itchy scratchy body opiate high. Next time I'm eating or going laudanum. I also got some of the Ketama Hash which was Prime assed grade A hashish.  I'm waiting for the Coke though, unless that's gonna be a while, like more than 2-3 weeks. Scurvies , my friends, if you read this, any time frame for the C to be on the menu??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: skeezoo8586 on September 19, 2013, 11:12 am
did i win?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 20, 2013, 12:12 am

I'd really like to give that laudanum a try, hopefully The Scurvies get their coke up and runnin soon, and I'll order a bit o both. Whats the deal with prep time on the laudanum, do they have to prep each order somehow??

it's awesome!! they make it for YOU based on your weight and opiate tolerance..
I'm currently waiting myself on some tea and laud.. and CANNOT wait!!

the winner of that 2 year old O has NO idea what they're in for!! start small homie!!
hahaha and ennnjoyyy!! lol
congrats!!
much love!!
TSC all day baby!! ;)
sheeet, I've been TSC'ing since they started!! never ONCE have i not had a shit eating ear to ear grin after extensive murda style product analysis!!
peace me droogies!!

I've tried the Scurvies B4 Brutha. I ordered their Opium, at the time the best I could get was a mix of their Bayer O and their regular O, and it was nice although I smoked it and I'm thinking I would have been better off eating it as I didn't have a proper O pipe, I used the hot knife method and I suspect I might have got it too hot and lost some key alkaloids. I did get high, but more of a head type high than that itchy scratchy body opiate high. Next time I'm eating or going laudanum. I also got some of the Ketama Hash which was Prime assed grade A hashish.  I'm waiting for the Coke though, unless that's gonna be a while, like more than 2-3 weeks. Scurvies , my friends, if you read this, any time frame for the C to be on the menu??

have you tried a vape pipe?? like the kind of pipe meth is smoked from.. works wonders for me!! 2-3 good rips and I'm toast!!
but eating it definitely hits you hard!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: kliner on September 20, 2013, 03:48 pm
I really really hope I will get my letter this time.
Waiting the 10th day now for EU - EU. Please please godofpostofficeandcustoms please let it go through.

take care
12345

also waited 14 days to central EU, came through, dont worry
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 22, 2013, 01:17 am

**bump for ACE and the Crew**
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 22, 2013, 01:40 am
Update:

Were still in stealth, Didnt realize how many fans would order while in stealth, that we have to prepare the orders. So to see our listings copy and paste the address in our signature.

We will be going live after the weekend possibly with the coke, but if not definitley look out for our new Hash batch.

Murder and 12345 and Jasper look out for your pm.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 22, 2013, 04:12 am
Update:

Were still in stealth, Didnt realize how many fans would order while in stealth, that we have to prepare the orders. So to see our listings copy and paste the address in our signature.

We will be going live after the weekend possibly with the coke, but if not definitley look out for our new Hash batch.

Murder and 12345 and Jasper look out for your pm.

PM received and responded to..
thank you!!

REALLY interested in seeing those cola listings!!
oooweee!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 22, 2013, 06:13 am
Nice one.! The coke is coming around.  I hope I have enough coin left over to scoop up a taste just to see what y'alls are working with.

I hope you guys are back up and running smooth, because I will need to stock up on hash for the winter as well! 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 12345 on September 22, 2013, 01:24 pm
Update:

Were still in stealth, Didnt realize how many fans would order while in stealth, that we have to prepare the orders. So to see our listings copy and paste the address in our signature.

We will be going live after the weekend possibly with the coke, but if not definitley look out for our new Hash batch.

Murder and 12345 and Jasper look out for your pm.

PM received and responded to..
thank you!!

REALLY interested in seeing those cola listings!!
oooweee!!


Same here, thank you for communicating with you customers.

take care
12345
 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: hallucinating horse on September 22, 2013, 01:47 pm
You rang?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on September 22, 2013, 03:18 pm

REALLY interested in seeing those cola listings!!
oooweee!!
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Me and you both bud !
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 23, 2013, 05:16 pm
You rang?

Message me on SR if you are interested in becoming an exclusive verified reseller of our product in the US.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 24, 2013, 03:17 am

I'd really like to give that laudanum a try, hopefully The Scurvies get their coke up and runnin soon, and I'll order a bit o both. Whats the deal with prep time on the laudanum, do they have to prep each order somehow??

it's awesome!! they make it for YOU based on your weight and opiate tolerance..
I'm currently waiting myself on some tea and laud.. and CANNOT wait!!

the winner of that 2 year old O has NO idea what they're in for!! start small homie!!
hahaha and ennnjoyyy!! lol
congrats!!
much love!!
TSC all day baby!! ;)
sheeet, I've been TSC'ing since they started!! never ONCE have i not had a shit eating ear to ear grin after extensive murda style product analysis!!
peace me droogies!!

I've tried the Scurvies B4 Brutha. I ordered their Opium, at the time the best I could get was a mix of their Bayer O and their regular O, and it was nice although I smoked it and I'm thinking I would have been better off eating it as I didn't have a proper O pipe, I used the hot knife method and I suspect I might have got it too hot and lost some key alkaloids. I did get high, but more of a head type high than that itchy scratchy body opiate high. Next time I'm eating or going laudanum. I also got some of the Ketama Hash which was Prime assed grade A hashish.  I'm waiting for the Coke though, unless that's gonna be a while, like more than 2-3 weeks. Scurvies , my friends, if you read this, any time frame for the C to be on the menu??
Righty, We´re ready to get back to business!!

In recent news.. .

All of the delayed / lost packages have now been shipped out as of friday. So if anyone that is waiting on anything has not received it in the next 5 days then it is MIA and we will need to re-ship!

Personal apologies for the delays in getting it all 100% sorted, We thought we had a good system to identify all of the stolen packages, 99% of them were correctly identified, but we obviously didnt find 100% of the discarded packaging and labels. Anyhow, you have all been in touch and that matter is now resolved.

Going forward, I promise you, like I have always done, speedy delivery times (4 days EU, under 7 days US) from being marked in transit. This is back in effect as of now. The same high as fuck level of customer service, and even better product quality every time I go back to source. I will never accept anything that is not of a high standard, and I have and will continue to tell our suppliers to fuck off if they try giving us anything sub par.

More things! Righty the cola sample was fucking brilliant, like really really fucking good shiny tasty mouth numbing snowy goodness. several nose bleeds later and it gets the ACE seal of approval. So we are awaiting the main shipment and will be on sale as fast as a package can get from south america to europe.

Make ROoooooooooooM for the mushroooooooom. Yes folks, ACE is growing the little critters. Something you may not know about your beloved captn is that in a past life he headed a huge shroom growing op in the UK, yuppers the government tried to make it illegal so ACE gave the UK piggies a big middle finger and continued supplying parts of the UK with delectable fungi. I´ve set up a new lab in our shiny new shipping location and the first grow is about 10 days from harvest. I decided on Mexican, golden teachers and Cambodians to test out the new equipment as they're the easiest and give me the fastest turn around. We´re aiming at about 1kilo of each for the first harvest with a weekly turnaround of around 10kilos fresh a week once everything is in full swing.
for EU customers you will be able to buy either fresh or dry. We estimate water content at 10x so 1g dry will = 10g fresh
for the rest of the world its only dry
Also we will offer a custom grow listing. Basically if there's a strain that you have always wanted to try give us a shout and we will create a custom listing for ya and grow em just for you. We have access to one of Europes largest magic mushroom spore collections and can pretty much get hold of any strain you can imagine.
We are open to suggestions for what to grow for the next batch. Copelandia Hawaiians are most deffo on the list ;)

Our hash stocks are currently made up of pressed and unpressed hash. We receive all our hash unpressed, this is done at my request so I can be 100% sure that there are 0% bulking agents used in the hash we sell, we are sending out both pressed or powder depending on personal requests and stock levels. For those in the know, you will be familiar with the fact that when hash is produced, in its purest form it is not a squishy solid, it is in fact a dryish powder. To get it from that into what is usually used for transportation and sale you apply heat and pressure to squish it together. and it becomes what is known as regular hash. Which one is better I hear you ask? Well the advantage of receiving powder hash as I said is that you can see it contains nothing other than what it should, it is at the stage of being pressed form powder to solid that nasty bulking agents are added, We never add anything to our hash but 99% of the hash on the street has some amount of nasties in it (grit, sawdust etc.. or other not so nasty bulking agents like plant fibres from the weed plant. In ours there is abso-fucking-lutley nothing to bulk it up. What you get is the purest hash possible from the plants that grow it.

One other product that we have in stock but I have not listed up is 3 kinds of Ice-o-lator, We have ketama ice-o-lator, pakistani ice-o-lator both only come in powder form only and a very very special and limited supply of white widow Ice-o-lator, this last one is very very special and in short supply, it is pre pressed into a solid. All will only be available on request and via custom listing.

Also Ketamine is back on the books, as long as I can keep myself from snorting it all.

So all in all a BIG thank you to all for bearing with us through the rough times.... We managed to get through all the shit with only a minor scrape to our feedback, So rest assured me and my team will be working double time to get the feedback up to its usual 5/5. believe me when I say it is absolutely killing me to see anything under 5/5 associated with TSC, but rest assured it wont be like that for long! Now that we are fully set up in our new center, fully stocked and ready to go, I can only foresee a fucking good future, so lets start putting out some packages!!!

Many thanks to our official voice on the forums! TSCrew no doubt will be giving away some amazing new goodies in the near future! I get the feeling you will be seeing more of him/her in the future!

ACE is Backkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on September 24, 2013, 04:14 am
Update:

Were still in stealth, Didnt realize how many fans would order while in stealth, that we have to prepare the orders. So to see our listings copy and paste the address in our signature.

We will be going live after the weekend possibly with the coke, but if not definitley look out for our new Hash batch.

Murder and 12345 and Jasper look out for your pm.

PM received and responded to..
thank you!!

REALLY interested in seeing those cola listings!!
oooweee!!


Same here, thank you for communicating with you customers.

take care
12345

Got my pm too TSCrew. Hope my reply got to you ok. Thanks for keeping me in the loop. My laudanum is still on its way, and I trust it won't be long. On a plus, I got a nice envelope for the Crew's part of the world and inside was the opium ACE sent for my screwbie bonus.

It really does smell like two trees fucking. Ate about 250 mg and feeling real nice. Gotta love the TSC. And props to TSCrew for keeping the lines of communication flowing!

Now, about the cola... Can't wait to get some on route...
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on September 24, 2013, 07:00 am
Think I've just wet my pants.....
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: RobertMcLure on September 24, 2013, 02:06 pm
Great to see the Crew is back!


Waiting here on the procedure of a (partial) re-ship, since things got a bit strange.
package was sent, tracking code was delivered, before it arrived, another package got send,
as well with tracking. strangely, both packaged were marked as 'entered country of destination',
and then never showed any more signs of life. neither in the tracking page, nor on the doorstep of the drop off.

but communication with ace was good, he offered a partial re-ship nicely,
the crew still impresses me with the good and friendly style i knew from the past.
so, hopes are high, that it will do it, somehow, even if the order is already a couple o' days old.
fingers crossed!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 24, 2013, 06:01 pm
Make sure to enter the contest to win 1g of 2 year old personal opium here:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=214602.0

and 1 of 5 samples of Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for a review here:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=214603.0

TSCrew all day!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 24, 2013, 06:19 pm
Check out some of our latest reviews to hit today within the past 4 hours!

nexus1982 trusted vendor.all good. 5/5 for BEST opium on SR! 1Gr check our reviews

alberto balsam  Goood comms-
took about a week from preparation to delivery.
tincture was pungent and bitter so i was expecting good things.
However, the mixture itself was not the strongest, even with moderate opiate experience.
Interesting product but probably expensive for what its worth Freshly prepared Bayer Laudanum! XL (spray bottle)

Joltin Joe Scurvy Crew's opium is really very nice. Its long lasting -- .3 grams lasted me 5-6 hours, and very clean. It has that strange, chemical-latex smell and does the job very nicely. Thanks Scurvy Crew! 5/5 for BEST opium on SR! 1Gr check our reviews
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 25, 2013, 12:20 am

expecting my precious cargo ANY day now!!
i am straight DYING to try the laud!!
it WILL make it!! it WILL make it!! it WILL make it!!

i want to order some more O, but need these to land first!!  :-\
i have faith!! all is good!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MrJesusChrist on September 25, 2013, 01:39 am
Think I've just wet my pants.....

Same here Kalli!  8)

TSCrew is the best!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 27, 2013, 05:07 pm
*UPDATE*


9/25/13
Just got a 15g taster of Power Widow hash, its something really really special. Its from the first block produced during the process, Its a totally black, very sticky hash. it remains soft and pliable even at really low temperatures. Amazing smell and very very strong high. Contact me directly for listings.


So message us on our The Scurvy Crew vendor account if you want some custom listing made.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 28, 2013, 11:23 pm
righttttttttttty gang!!!!!!!!!!!

We have been rolling away for one week now with no problems, packages arriving left right and centre, lots of them.
really fucking pleased at the current volume of arrivals and orders being placed.

The 3 packages that have been most difficult to get to their destination have been Murderfaces, amnesiasyes and robermclures! Happy to announce that the tracked parcels i sent with them show they should arrive at the start of next week for murder and amnesia and roberts beginning of next. And with that I call a close on the fucking long and arduous drama that has lasted over a fucking month.
However really fucking dissapointed at the amount of people that decided to take advantage of our shipping problems and claim non arrivals. Although not many, the % of non arrivals jumped up as soon as I posted the announcement stating that we were having issues due to the thefts. Its pretty easy to see which packages were affected and which not as we had a list. Anyways, over all im happy its now resolved.

Soo happy infact, that I'm gonna throw out a lil competition as its been ages since ive done one personally! And since its me doing it the prize has got to be hot!

So the prize is this! half a gram of our specialty Power Widow hash, expertly mixed with half a gram of my personal Bayer opium. I'll give away three of these as I'm running low on my Bayer.

As for the Power widow hash. Its fucking amazing. So much so that I want to organize a battle of the hash competition between the hash vendors on SR, and I am totally confident this will win. It will beat even the best  40dollar premium hash on sale on the road. Its sticky as fuck, squishy even at low temps, totally black, and smells amazing!

heres a pic of our new iceolator and the powerwidow http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/UzEv.jpg

I'll be posting the competition rules in a bit
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jasper Jenson on September 29, 2013, 02:02 am
Good to hear its back to smooth sailing again ACE.

Also cool to hear you're running a contest. Awesome prizes.

But I'm still really looking out for news on the coke.

TSC are a force to be reckoned with for sure!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: calicojak on September 29, 2013, 02:10 am
Sounds great Ace! Im one of the lucky members that will be reviewing the power widow hash! It sounds awesome man and I can't wait to smoke it!!

Thank you!  8)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 29, 2013, 02:12 am
Good to hear its back to smooth sailing again ACE.

Also cool to hear you're running a contest. Awesome prizes.

But I'm still really looking out for news on the coke.

TSC are a force to be reckoned with for sure!

Can't wait until the coke is rolled out. I think were looking around ~ 2 weeks still. We want to get everything perfect!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 29, 2013, 03:52 am

props ACE!!
you know damn well how to run a succesfull business and keep your clients happy!!
this is SO rare IRL, let alone on SR..
you've got one for life right here homie!!

SOOO stoked on that tracking update!!
ahhhh i can smell it from here!! ;)
come to daddy my little precious'!!
lol
TSC all day baby!!


Good to hear its back to smooth sailing again ACE.

Also cool to hear you're running a contest. Awesome prizes.

But I'm still really looking out for news on the coke.

TSC are a force to be reckoned with for sure!

Can't wait until the coke is rolled out. I think were looking around ~ 2 weeks still. We want to get everything perfect!

ohhh sheeet i can hardly wait are you kidding me!?!  ;)
you mean i can order my cola and my O at the SAME place!?!
Fuuuck yes!!

you going the sample review route with the coke, or straight to the shelves??
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 29, 2013, 02:01 pm

props ACE!!
you know damn well how to run a succesfull business and keep your clients happy!!
this is SO rare IRL, let alone on SR..
you've got one for life right here homie!!

SOOO stoked on that tracking update!!
ahhhh i can smell it from here!! ;)
come to daddy my little precious'!!
lol
TSC all day baby!!


Good to hear its back to smooth sailing again ACE.

Also cool to hear you're running a contest. Awesome prizes.

But I'm still really looking out for news on the coke.

TSC are a force to be reckoned with for sure!

Can't wait until the coke is rolled out. I think were looking around ~ 2 weeks still. We want to get everything perfect!

ohhh sheeet i can hardly wait are you kidding me!?!  ;)
you mean i can order my cola and my O at the SAME place!?!
Fuuuck yes!!

you going the sample review route with the coke, or straight to the shelves??

there will be 4 half gram samples of cola in around 10 days
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on September 29, 2013, 02:18 pm
Fucking love this thread !!!

I get excited just for murder :) would you believe I've not even ordered from these guys yet ?

Was a little paranoid for a personal reason but won that half G of power widow and thought fuck it and asked for my win to be bumped up a little with a purchase as there isn't a thread I've found here yet where the vendors honesty with problems plus the customers showing their love on a regular basis even comes close so I got to get a bit of  my own lovin out there !

Keep up the good work guys, respect.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 29, 2013, 08:05 pm
fuck yea kalli!!
TSC are the bomb!!
my initial paranoia was the whole 'international' aspect..
having ordered.. i dunno.. a lot from TSC, i can say with confidence.. easy breezy baby!!
lol

its going to be one hell of a thumb wrestling war for those 4 cola sampler spots!!
i call one now!!
 ;)
jk jk
but seriously!! ;D
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on September 29, 2013, 08:26 pm
When, oh when, will the Beyer opium be sold in the US???
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Kalli on September 29, 2013, 11:03 pm
fuck yea kalli!!
TSC are the bomb!!
my initial paranoia was the whole 'international' aspect..
having ordered.. i dunno.. a lot from TSC, i can say with confidence.. easy breezy baby!!
lol

its going to be one hell of a thumb wrestling war for those 4 cola sampler spots!!
i call one now!!
 ;)
jk jk
but seriously!! ;D

Haha yeah if their sniff is any where near the quality touted then I for one will be lining their pockets, don't mind paying good money for a decent nosebleed !!!

I'll play you scissors, paper, stone for a spot but you go first ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Tiger7776 on September 29, 2013, 11:04 pm
Soon, I hope, very soon!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: LilWhie91 on September 29, 2013, 11:08 pm
Wonder what the chances of a newbie getting in on one of them spots are ;)
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 30, 2013, 01:10 am
When, oh when, will the Beyer opium be sold in the US???
Bayer and Normal O will be domestic in as fast as the stock can get to the US *under a week i should think.  The supplier has been chosen, he or she has all necessary supplies, just waiting on the o which is en route
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 30, 2013, 01:19 am
When, oh when, will the Beyer opium be sold in the US???
Bayer and Normal O will be domestic in as fast as the stock can get to the US *under a week i should think.  The supplier has been chosen, he or she has all necessary supplies, just waiting on the o which is en route
ACE

oh hell yea!!
beautiful beautiful news!!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Orpheus99 on September 30, 2013, 03:27 am
<<Bayer and Normal O will be domestic in as fast as the stock can get to the US *under a week i should think.  The supplier has been chosen, he or she has all necessary supplies, just waiting on the o which is en route>>

Thanks Ace.   That's helpful.  The vendor in question has been promising it for some time but hasn't mentioned it recently, so I was wondering.....
Do you think he, or someone, will eventually sell your coke here too?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Jdank on September 30, 2013, 03:42 am
Domestic shipping got my attention - subbed.

Any idea on domestic pricing, I'll put some btc to the side.

Thanks
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on September 30, 2013, 03:50 am
<<Bayer and Normal O will be domestic in as fast as the stock can get to the US *under a week i should think.  The supplier has been chosen, he or she has all necessary supplies, just waiting on the o which is en route>>

Thanks Ace.   That's helpful.  The vendor in question has been promising it for some time but hasn't mentioned it recently, so I was wondering.....
Do you think he, or someone, will eventually sell your coke here too?

PLOT TWIST!! Its not who you think it is! it always pays to have a backup, in this case the backup is looking to be this races winner. I'm sure when word catches up on the quality of the coke we will have the same demand for reselling it in the US as we have had with the opium
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: TSCrew on September 30, 2013, 04:19 am
Domestic shipping got my attention - subbed.

Any idea on domestic pricing, I'll put some btc to the side.

Thanks

Yes Everyone Domestic shipping!
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: dynamitehack on September 30, 2013, 05:42 am
Scammed the fuck outa me  >:(
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on September 30, 2013, 06:13 am
Scammed the fuck outa me  >:(

please elaborate..
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: dynamitehack on September 30, 2013, 09:58 pm
Scammed the fuck outa me  >:(

please elaborate..

Elaboration:

Ordered 1g of opium. Opium never showed. Extended in resolution. Sent vendor messages. Vendor acknowledged the package didn't show and said it was reshipped. Date was extended again. Still no package. Vendor offers 15% refund for long delivery but must release funds for refund. Didn't accept 15% refund because still no package and never FE no matter what. Still no package 30+ days after in-transit. Got tired of BS with vendor on 35th day waiting for 1 gram and release funds to give 1/5 review. My first and only 1/5 review. Here I am 60 days later and still never recieved anything, no opium and no customs letter

The vendor appears to be a selective scammer. Lots of people got opium from them, but lots of people did not. If the vendor accepts all orders placed and only fills what they can and claims to  fill all, even a 50% refund on unfilled orders is still money in their pocket. That textbook selective scamming. Fuck you TSC. I'm sure you know who i am by now and wouldn't be surprised if my name got put on the blacklist over this $50 transaction. $10,000+ spent, 10+ vendors, 10+ transactions, <1% refunds. This is the first bona fide problem I have had on the road and would have never ordered from them IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP LEAVING 5/5's for refunded transactions. A REFUNDED TRANSACTION IS NOT A SUCCESSFUL TRANSACTION.

I'd be more than happy to withdraw any and all negative reviews and comments made about the TSC if my package ever arrives, AND ADD A SINCERE APOLOGY PUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY. Seriously guys, all this over a fucking gram of opium, LIKE I'D MAKE THIS SHIT UP. $50 ain't chit, but dishonesty is.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: dynamitehack on September 30, 2013, 10:29 pm
I recall the vendor gave  a story about thieving mailing service and said reships were already on the way. As a seasoned SRer it all looks like the works of a clever and skilled selective scammer. The bottom line is that they didn't deliver and said they did twice. A 15% refund to release funds is so obvious. No fully-legit vendor offers refund of ANY kind if they're so sure the package is gonna make it.

Not saying they don't legitimately sell opium, just saying they fucking scammed me and others too, that's selective scamming. Maybe now that they've been called out they won't do it again, which is what bad reviews are spota do, point out red flags. If the vendor is honest and truly want to make things right we can.

Ironically I've never even done opium, I just wanted to try it  :-\  turned out to be the biggest headache I've had on the Road
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on October 01, 2013, 03:03 am
elaboration acknowledged and appreciated..
thank you dynamitehack!!

it would seem though that rather than 'scamming the fuck out of you', it's more like you lost $50 on a bad transaction and now probably have a bad taste for opium, having never tried it..

sending drugs through the mail is tricky business!!
was this your first TSC purchase?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: dynamitehack on October 01, 2013, 04:38 am
Yea your right, it's a risky business and both parties take an acceptable risk. There was just something altogether very fishy about this one. What can I do tho, no tracking on international package pretty much leaves me at vendor's mercy. Lesson Learned.

Yes it was my first and only with TSC.

Like i said, it seems like a lot of people are getting opium...so they're obviously not completely shady. Although they haven't replied or acknowledged my accusations.

 I not an opiate guy so I don't really care bout the opium.
 
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on October 01, 2013, 07:13 am
Scammed the fuck outa me  >:(

please elaborate..

Elaboration:

Ordered 1g of opium. Opium never showed. Extended in resolution. Sent vendor messages. Vendor acknowledged the package didn't show and said it was reshipped. Date was extended again. Still no package. Vendor offers 15% refund for long delivery but must release funds for refund. Didn't accept 15% refund because still no package and never FE no matter what. Still no package 30+ days after in-transit. Got tired of BS with vendor on 35th day waiting for 1 gram and release funds to give 1/5 review. My first and only 1/5 review. Here I am 60 days later and still never recieved anything, no opium and no customs letter

The vendor appears to be a selective scammer. Lots of people got opium from them, but lots of people did not. If the vendor accepts all orders placed and only fills what they can and claims to  fill all, even a 50% refund on unfilled orders is still money in their pocket. That textbook selective scamming. Fuck you TSC. I'm sure you know who i am by now and wouldn't be surprised if my name got put on the blacklist over this $50 transaction. $10,000+ spent, 10+ vendors, 10+ transactions, <1% refunds. This is the first bona fide problem I have had on the road and would have never ordered from them IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP LEAVING 5/5's for refunded transactions. A REFUNDED TRANSACTION IS NOT A SUCCESSFUL TRANSACTION.

I'd be more than happy to withdraw any and all negative reviews and comments made about the TSC if my package ever arrives, AND ADD A SINCERE APOLOGY PUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY. Seriously guys, all this over a fucking gram of opium, LIKE I'D MAKE THIS SHIT UP. $50 ain't chit, but dishonesty is.

Let me elaborate.
1. Not one person apart from you has not received their package, has a reship en route or has been issued a refund.

2. Your case was this. I offered you 15% back AS WELL as a reship because your case had dragged on. As always we state that for a reship you need to finalise before the package is shipped. You accepted neither. So the case sat and sat till I guess you got bored. If you had finalised like any other res case the reship package would have gone out next day

ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on October 01, 2013, 07:19 am
Having said that, due to the past incidents we did lose a fair few packages which were then reshipped in bulk. If there is no LL letter it might well be this. If yours was one of these its probably going to show up in your mailbox in a few days and you´ll feel like a tool.

Either way, I wish people that jump on vendors forums at the slightest hitch in a transaction and scream scammer would pause for a microsecond and try to realize how difficult of a logistics nightmare sending Kilos of schedule 1 drugs through the post is every month.
It really is much easier to street deal-

Anyways, DPR is a fuckingggggggggggggggggggg ledgend, got some excellllllllllent good news in a message from his godliness this morning. And ye shall soon start to see the benefits in the comming 4 - 5 days
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: Marlon Brando on October 01, 2013, 07:51 am
I just felt like poking my head in to give a little *high five* to this crew, you do some good work and are really involved with the SR community which is great. You are able to very articulately describe the product and are professionally courteous and very engaging with the forum members making sure you don't become just another faceless mega black market drugmart.

I'll be letting everyone know at a later day how TSC new power widow hash feels on the ole body.



Once more, thanks for putting on these great games and inspiring people to be active on OUR(no one is taking it away) network . It's an area we can really raise questions and the right people will answer. May everyone have a great week and hopefully we can all figure out what to do on Sundays now BB is over.

Any suggestions?
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: dynamitehack on October 01, 2013, 09:27 pm
Ace,
you guys had already claimed to have sent 1 reship. Yes, I got bored and tired and irritated and felt like i got scammed and was trying to be duped into releasing funds with the 15% refund. If there was already a reship on the way, are you saying you were gonna reship AFTER I released funds for 15% refund??? Still sounds like I got selectively scammed like the others in the same time frame.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on October 02, 2013, 03:24 am
And ye shall soon start to see the benefits in the comming 4 - 5 days

wha wha wha?!?  ???
was someone dealt a 'share the wealth' card in the game of life?? ;)
lol
hmmmm..
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on October 02, 2013, 03:32 am
And ye shall soon start to see the benefits in the comming 4 - 5 days

wha wha wha?!?  ???
was someone dealt a 'share the wealth' card in the game of life?? ;)
lol
hmmmm..

Murderface, just wondering if you've got your laudanum yet, you are waiting on some L right, or am I confusing you with someone else. Just wondering how you liked it, if you did in fact get it.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: murderface2012 on October 02, 2013, 04:19 am
And ye shall soon start to see the benefits in the comming 4 - 5 days

wha wha wha?!?  ???
was someone dealt a 'share the wealth' card in the game of life?? ;)
lol
hmmmm..

Murderface, just wondering if you've got your laudanum yet, you are waiting on some L right, or am I confusing you with someone else. Just wondering how you liked it, if you did in fact get it.

i am the 'trouble' shipment (or one of em) that ACE referred to.. so unfortunately, no i have not yet received my precious laud..
but ACE and i are on the case!!
his patience and professionalism astound me!!

but i tell you what.. as soon as that shit lands i might not make it out of my drop before trying some!!
hahahaha
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: 88fxstc on October 02, 2013, 05:14 am
And ye shall soon start to see the benefits in the comming 4 - 5 days

wha wha wha?!?  ???
was someone dealt a 'share the wealth' card in the game of life?? ;)
lol
hmmmm..

Murderface, just wondering if you've got your laudanum yet, you are waiting on some L right, or am I confusing you with someone else. Just wondering how you liked it, if you did in fact get it.

i am the 'trouble' shipment (or one of em) that ACE referred to.. so unfortunately, no i have not yet received my precious laud..
but ACE and i are on the case!!
his patience and professionalism astound me!!

but i tell you what.. as soon as that shit lands i might not make it out of my drop before trying some!!
hahahaha
Ya, I'd be guzzling that stuff ASAP. The idea of laudanum reall intrigues me. I'm waiting for the C to become available and I'll prolly get a little o both, little C aqnd a liyttle L. Let the good times roll my friend.
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on October 02, 2013, 08:07 pm
EMERGENCY CONTACT ADDRESS: WE ARE STILL OPEN

Herisson@safe-mail.net
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: MC Haberdasher on October 02, 2013, 08:34 pm
I took down your contact info.  Are you planning on vending elsewhere?  I am wanting to reorder the WW hash next week.  Fucking sucks that no less than 24 hours after finally ordering.  Bam!  Escrow gone.

Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on October 02, 2013, 10:05 pm
I took down your contact info.  Are you planning on vending elsewhere?  I am wanting to reorder the WW hash next week.  Fucking sucks that no less than 24 hours after finally ordering.  Bam!  Escrow gone.

Yep, we need to sort out our restock, all the funds were caught in SR. if me manage to jump that hurdle we will be hitting up BMR
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on October 02, 2013, 11:21 pm
Right gang,

TSC were one of the best Opium and hash suppliers of the darkweb and I´m not about to let it die out.
As well as a saving hand for us, this is an excellent opportunity for sharp eyed investors to turn a fast profit.

So here´s an investment op for you guys,  Almost all our funds were caught up in the SR takeover, including 8k in escrow 4k in this weeks takings and some restock funds with which we were preparing a resale op with CHER. We are now looking at restocking and moving over to BMR (already have the profile up and are putting up ads) and SHEEP, to do this we need to raise some funds.

If between one or more of us we can raise 4000 Euros I would look at a number of options.

1. a % of earnings in TSC going forward for either one or 2 months, the % would depend on the amount of money that you donated.

2. In the loan scenario we would pay back 25% interest on any amount loaned within 20 days of the loan

3. Advanced sales. If you are looking for hash, opium or weed, You can send your order via email ( herisson@safe-mail.net)  and ship it to you in 2 days once we have raised enough for the restock. We will be selling items at a discounted price to encourage sales. If you are interested email us for our price sheet.

Some background info. T.S.C was in the top 9% of vendors 2 months ago, slipping to top 14% when we took a 2 week holiday. Last month we earned 31,600 Euros NET. The daily averages this month were of 1250 Euros a day Gross.

To everyone out there, our customers or not if you can help out even in any small way to get a good vendor back up and running please donate to the following address and send me your name via message, If we get back up and running I´ll make sure to send some good surprises back your way. 
19V2B8oGQQkEXNY5pstzbQ3WaCM6KQmjqA

Also a big hug for everyone out there thats lost a lot when the ship sunk. Were all there for eachothother and this community still stands. Stay strong, and stay united.
ACE
Title: Re: TSC - The Scurvy Crew - Reviews and AWESOMENESS
Post by: fuckingACE on October 03, 2013, 05:38 am
The Scurvy Crew is at BMR!!!!

site
http://5onwnspjvuk7cwvk.onion/index.php?p=viewUser&id=135255

forum
http://fec33nz6mhzd54zj.onion/viewtopic.php?id=7422

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